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I had this dream because I had just gotten back from an amusement park, and i was sleepy.Dreaming: We were on this ride that swung you back and forth. (not up or down, back and forth) but I got sleepy before the ride started. so I layed down in my seat. and napped through the ride.

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I only have fragments right now. Forgot to write once I woke up.:bang:
The new jersey devil was flying around then hank hill put his hand out and clotheslined it. then it died. Then PETA or some other environmental organization found out and got mad at us because we killed an endangered creature. We eventually got banished to some freezing cold underworld to die for what we did. The entire time I was thinking "are these guys serious?" :?

4/22/11 (LUCID)

I was hired for some job at a place where you basically work att a little kid's chucky cheese. in the end i was all dissapointed for not getting paid. it was in my house apparentlyy and not a single kid came in, I stayed on my computer the whole time. I also got a job at the airport, but the dream never picked uup on that. my dad did mention the he owed me 50 bucks for yardwork thouugh.

I was in the parking lot later on with shanna and abby, and I saw Malachii in a car sleeping. I casually realized it was a dream and I wished that kurt cobain was here. He never showed up, despite me looking around for him. I eventually went camping, and abby and shanna wanted to chase each other around. I decided to just go along with the dream, not knowing what do do anyways. While i was doing this, I decided to study the dream. I noticed that abby and shanna's pants were always changing. They just kept chasing each other around the forest the whole dream, just doing the randomest shit and appearing in the randomist places. Eventualy we were on a ship doing the same thing, I was about to go on some mission then woke up.

edit: 4/30/11 I'm glad i did this experiment, it taught me a lot about staying lucid, though it was almost a waste of a ld.

Well this morning a few minutes before waking up I had a dream I was at my college, and all of the buildings, interior and exterior, had been renovated and were very fancy, it made me feel like I was at Harvard or something. I was walking inside one building and I had a friend with me who I don't know in real life. He wanted help with his homework but he said he had to go the the bathroom, so he went in the men's room and I waited outside in this really lavish hallway that connected to a large lobby with a crowd of people. Set up at the entrance to the lobby was a band of three individuals, one on the drums, one on guitar, and one on the violin. The violinist was in my calculus class in real life that I just completed this spring, 2011.

When I first saw the band, they were in the middle of playing the song "Cyanide" by Metallica, and the violinist was tearing away at the guitar solo in the song. It was so awesome to hear that solo being played on a violin. He was really getting into it, and everyone in the crowd loved it, including myself of course.

Then after the first violinist concluded another guy from my calculus class picked up a violin and fumbled around with it. I think he dropped it once. He started playing but I don't remember what song it was and it wasn't any good anyways...

After the performance the first musician who played the epic solo was sitting on a couch in the lobby and I went over and told him how awesome his violin solo was. He made a gesture of victory while saying "yes!!!". I asked him if his band had an album for sale, and he said "Yeah barnes and noble has our CD on sale 50% off". So I said "Sweet, I guess I'll have to look into it!"

Then I woke up

I had a dream of something and all I remember of the first part is a little of somethnig with a lot of something else or the reverse(odd I know) but then I remember this...I was in a jewelry store and I took a ring from the case and wrote on it I LOVE YOU with a heart and then I gave it back(the writing was secret somehow and I was not suppose to write on it like that) . Then I looked for the ring again afraid someone would find it and I would get in trouble/maybe I could buy it or maybe I could rub the writing off..but it was gone and nowhere to be found. Maybe they would think I stole it I don't know. What happened to it. My ring and the writing on it disappeared for some reason. The ring was much like if not exactly like my wedding band. The setting was a pretty nice jewelry store with many people shopping.

In this dream I was in my high school and it was acting like pretty much a normal day, my friends and I met up in the cafe and discussed antics from the night before. But, after a bit my friends just dissappeared and I was left all alone. I decided to go search for them. I ended up finding my one friend, but this is where things got weird. I ran towards my friend to greet them and I dint recognize that they were in a sectioned off part of the school with caution tape surrounding them. I jumped over the tape and met my friends. I noticed this was a very bad choice because my friend told me that this part of the school was radioactive and I had just been exposed. That wasn't even the worst part, they told me I only had 2-4 more hours to live and what made it even worse was there was a kid constantly scanning us for how radioactive we were. At some point I ended up breaking free of the barrier and getting on a bus only to make myself once again sit in a sectioned off part. This time uanother person was as dumb as me and sat in the section. It was my turn to tell him his fate. At first he thought I was joking, but I told him I was being completley serious. After that he broke down into tears and the dream ended.

Not very good recall. I remember my friend Sam was with me, and I picked up a rotary phone, intending to call someone. But then the phone started shouting at me with a New York accent...

"Why are you bothering me!? Honestly, a guy can't get any rest around here! Fall asleep, and someone wants to have a conversation!" It was quiet for a second, then yelled at Sam. "You know, you're real stupid. I just don't like you."

I hung up and then looked at Sam. "...The phone doesn't like you."

For some reason I was doing my special relativity exam that I did in school a week ago. The question I was working on was about how much the astronauts inside a rocket bounded for Alpha Centauri from Earth at v=0.95c aged during the journey.
I remember doing some calculations on the paper in front of me. I used a blue pen but the ink came out in all sorts of colours.


After I woke up I reflected upon that dream and I was actually pretty amazed. I was able to read quite a large chunk of text in my dream without the words going fuzzy, had some precise figures (ie. velocity=0.95c), and did some time dilation calculations that actually made some sense.
Of course I didn't expect to work out the answer to that question because once I woke up I realised that it was actually incomplete. In the actual exam, I was told that the distance from Earth to Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years. Without this information I couldn't have worked it out.
On the whole it was a great and memorable dream!

Dream began, it was night. Me having fun with some people, who seemed my friends but cannot recall who exactly they were. We were having fun around and someone was missing. We started looking for this person, quickly we did find him, lurking around on the otherside of the road, by the tennis field... All this took place just infront of my house, sadly my house hasn't got tennis field on the otherside of the road, nor new houses next to it. There was this girl.. or rather a woman (my age). She had this little daughter, her daughter threw a ball randomly to my direction and I kindly returned it rolling down the road we were walking on.. The child laughed and the woman kindly smiled at me. We started talking and I found her THE most calming thing thats happened to me. Even after waking up I could remember how she looked like, and the feeling that she gave me. Such relaxed and.. pretty much the feeling after your first kiss actually. Can't describe it any other way.

She was gorgeous, wearing white shirt, jeans. She had blonde hair with darker kind of highlights (I think that's what they are called) ... absolutely beautiful person.

This is a dream that actually spanned several days, even though I only slept 12 hours.

I was playing The Sims Medieval, when suddenly, a snake came through the screen and swalled me whole. I woke up somewhere in the Middle Ages. I don't remember much of that, but I am possitive I was there for a few days. Was very sad because I missed my friends, and suddenly I got teleported back home. I asked my brother what drug he gave me, and he said "percocets". I went to go research it, and I saw that the date was only November 30th. This made me feel heartbroken, because by that date, I had never even met all of you people on this forum (and I wouldn't for almost 2 months). Then the dream faded and I woke up

My old hometown is throwing a film festival at the local movie theater. April and rusty and I have tickets to go see some action flick that I'm not very interested in. Before the movie starts, I tell them that I'm going to the bathroom and sneak to another theater. I am going to see the new tom hanks movie and I'm see jim carrey sitting in a folding chair in the middle of the aisle. Jim carrey is very nervous, constantly shifting his sitting position and chewing on the palm of his hand in an exaggerated fashion. I sit next to him and strike up a conversation. He says hello and we chat a bit about this upcoming film. I tell him that I'm a fan of "Man in the Moon" and "Dumb and Dumber." We watch a bit of the movie and it's not very good. I whisper that I'm going to the bathroom and sneak back to the other movie theater. I tell april and rusty that I'm hanging out with Jim Carrey and that I'll be back in a little while. I get back in to the Tom Hanks movie and Jim Carrey is on screen doing a Fireman Billish Mugging and people are stand up to leave in disgust. Now jim is really freaking out and I sit in an aisle seat a few rows behind him. I see tom hanks sitting there as well.

(something about a teenage girl meeting tom hanks on a rooftop and a very young Forest Whitaker is spying on them. The girl takes her clothes off)

Later April and I are driving to a comedy show. I call my friend Chuck and I tell him about the weird experiences I was having. Suddenly april is driving on an aircraft carrier and is driving too fast to stop in time. The car flies off the ship and into the water. I grab my wallet and my phone and we swim to the ladder and climb back on the ship. We go to a tv/waiting room and take our clothes off and wait for them to dry. A man in a uniform tells me that I shouldn't wait too long to put my clothes back on.

I couldn't concentrate at first because there was too much light coming in through the windows. I put up some old bedsheets over the windows so it would be a lot darker in my room. Right when I settle down to WILD, my dad takes a telephone call and is practically shouting at it, which I can hear from my room. I had a numbing sensation all over my body and felt like I was beginning to spin, but I couldn't clear my mind because I could hear my dad talking on the phone. I will, of course, try again tonight. I do not remember any of my dreams from this session.

flying 1

I was in a strange out door place by a hill or something. Everything was bright green and reminded me of green hill zone from sonic the hedgehog. I was with a couple people and we were trying to jump on these flying things. I managed to jump on one and I started going up, there were handles on the side where I could pull to change my direction.

Flying 2

I was in some sort of party room. Asuka handed me a sword shaped balloon. I started flying around the room making silly swinging motions in the air with my balloon sword. I felt like a flying pirate or something. only with a silly balloon sword.

"Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out."
Iris Murdoch

Yeah, I been lazy with my DJ's. I have a few written down but not uploaded. Oh well.

I was all ready to walk to the bus stop so I could go to school. Usually my mother drives me to the stop, but this time my dad walked with me.
The sky was a deep, morning pink. The chilly breeze was calming and the dewey grass was very green. The waking world was quite a beautiful thing to see. The geography of my neighborhood was quite different, but the beauty of the world distracted me from noticing.

I walked down to a big round area of road, like a cul-de-sac but with 3 roads coming into it and I saw Mrs. Green [pseudonym], a teacher from when I was in first grade (not my teacher, but one that I knew). She greeted me and I said hello, and I noticed, I didn't have my bag. Or my shoes.

I told my dad I'd be right back and I ran to my house. I moved very quickly. When I arrived, the garage door was open and a golden retriever was inside my garage.

"Hey!" I shouted, "Beat it you dog!" And thus, the dog quickly ran away.

And that's it. What a weird dream it was.

No. Go away. Get out of my house.