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i feel like i have the potential to remember the rest of this dream but i just cant. i was in this woman's room she was a stripper or something im not sure she had this tent like thing that hung down and onto the end of the bed at first i was hideing behind her bed mainly to see her undress even though she was not in there. and my friend John came in i said "John??" and he sat on the bed and i got on the bed and layed there waiting for her with him me and my friend had a interesting conversation. and then she walked in and saw john and said."what are you doing in here get out" and i got up to and said thought you couldent see me "im a fail" and that's all i can remember.

*(I woke up laughing)... Marek, Martin and I are going to Prague to Botanical gardens. There is also Lukas Vrchovsky. Some woman comes to me and some gay man comes to Marek. Marek is farting all the time, long and loud farts. Then Marek gets txt message from internet banking services (???) that the keys he lost were found. As we go through the botanical gardens, Marek and Martin take shoots of various plants with intention to grow them at home. Marek is still farting out of joy that his keys were found. Then two Marek’s friends come. I think that one of them is Tomas Makara. They go down the stairs (????) and when they come to the room, they say “what the fuck”. (LOL)
** I am in a room now. There is some wooden balcony or walk around there. I have to climb up on it, but when I want to go down but I find some wire there. (???) There are some people under the balcony and they are talking about me. I can hear them saying how smart I am, that I just look in the sky and can see Proxima Centauri (!!!!!!!!!!!!). And how much knowledge I have. I tell them that it’s finding Ministry of Sound in London. (LOOOL I am not sure what logic is in this). Then the balcony seems to fall down soon, so I jump down.
***I am in the basement of some school. There are some other people, guys and girls. I go to the toilet and I notice that some girl is following me. I see some guy at the toilet. As soon as he sees me he puts on yellow rubber glows and takes a mop and starts mopping the floor. I feel he realises that this is his job, cleaning toilets. I also feel that the girl is feeling sorry for him a bit. Then some person shouts that they need more paper.
****I jump in the lift with some other people. But the lift is already pretty full so we are all squashed there that it’s impossible to press the button. So we go all the way to the basement.
*****I can see some old man and a young guy arguing about a car. It’s a very old car. They argue about how much it was. The young wants to know how much it was, but the older doesn’t want to tell him. But the young one is fairly stupid so it wasn’t difficult for the old one to fool him. The young one apologises at the end.

So here i was skateboarding and i heard a competition was coming up so i decided to enter i don't know how i got to the competition but i remember there was a basketball clock like thing counting down in red numbers from 50 seconds to a minute it was a jam session so everyone was skateboarding at the same time. the contest was indoors one platform with rails ramps etc. when the jam started i went doing some kickflip's didn't land but i did boardslides to ollieing up stepups i ended up last place but i asked her for another shot. i did more step ups and more tricks but i failed ended up last place and nearly almost beat this guy. the announcers were 3 people the one i talked to was in the middle she was black with dred's with goldish highlits in them many moles after that i cant really remember what happend.

I was on a big rubber raft with a gun going towards the beach. There was one other person in the boat stearing it and there were many other boats going with us. I remember we couldnt see the shore and so couldnt see what was waiting for us. (it was foggy or something?). Someone told me we were going to fight the Japanese. I was really afraid that I would die and I tried to text my mom to say I love you but right as I typed out the message
my phone died. When the boats finally got to the shore and everyone jumped out we were on a small sandy beach and the only people were five or six babies sitting there in diapers. There may have been more but
thats all I remember.

i was riding around with my dad in his car. we were somewhere that resembled the shopping were the dmv was at but the set up was different. I saw three girls that i felt were my friends. then he went ahead and made some comment about theyre asses. some black people passed by and a red chrome painted lowrider and i told my dad
"estas peor que esos negros"(your worse then those black people)(i was referring to him smoking im not at all racist but he tends to be so thats why i put it that way). He said nothing in response.

we parked in front of a store and i got out of the car and went towards this tall bench. it was a bus stop right in front of the stores and behind it were some trees. in the trees there were a bunch of very beautiful spider webs. there was a bunch of spiders of different types on one web they all had theyre on pile pile of eggs. they seemed like happy spiders.then alina came and shook the spiders which startled me.

then she turned into sandy(not the one from spongebob ) and asked me something along the lines of "if i go out with you know break your heart and then mend it together will you love me forever" and i said yes to which her friends that had suddenly appeared replied with aws and shrugged faces. then there was pizza and i asked for a slice and she said sure.

as i was deciding her friends were reducing the amount i could get and saying it out loud finnally i got half a slice and woke up. I was in the dining room of my house just walking around the house. Then i decide to do a reality check to see if ive truelly woken up. i count the fingers on my hand and theres like 12. then i keep looking at them and the number keeps growing.

i go up to my sister and say "this is a dream!" "look! ive got --- fingers" and so i count them in front of her which she doesnt respond to.then i grab the power cord from the computer and choke her and drag her to her room. i turn into a usb and rape her computer but decide its no fun and feels awfully weird so i turn back and walk to my parents room.

My mom says "esa agua esta fuerte"(the water is strong) to which i respond "la agua mia siempre esta fuerte"(my water is always strong). then i wake up for real

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I was watching a commercial that looked like it was from the 1970s. There was a black bakckground. In the foreground was a side-lit vending machine. The vending machine was basically a clear, plastic bubble atop a red, rectangular stand.

Inside the vending machine were little robots. They were toy robots. An announcer said that the robots were made in Japan. There was a close-up of the robots. They looked like they were made of wood rather than plastic. They seemed to have been made in two or three pieces. A main piece was c-shaped, like an old telephone receiver. Then there was a rectangular shape that revolved within the c-shape. Atop the c-shape was possibly a small, marble-like head. The toy was red with yellow squares running down it.

I found something wrong about the toys. They seemed to be projecting a strange message about the body to children. I couldn't believe that the toys were made in Japan. So I tried to get at the toys, for a closer look.

I was now on a stage, where there was blue light, like a fake sky, somewhere in the distance, blocked by a number of black scaffolding pieces and stage walls. I walked into a dark, black corner of what now may have been a room. I saw a vending machine. It was huge, and the top half of the sphere was missing, so I crawled right into the bowl of toys.

Somehow I found out that the robot toys had actually been made in Germany. But I didn't seem to be able to grab any of the robot toys. Instead I grabbed what I thought was a robot toy, but which ended up being a thin, long pillow with a pink, plushy casing around it. The pillow actually spoke if you either pressed some part of it or pulled a string.

The pillow had said something strange, so I tried to make it speak again. I pressed the button inside it and bent it and played with its string. I may finally have gotten it to say something, again something strange.

Dream #2

I was in a car with my mom, possibly on a grey day. We had driven up to some hotel, which looked more like a series of townhouses. I was apparently going to stay here for some amount of time, for something like a vacation involving my family, but not quite with my family.

We walked into the front office so I could get checked in. Along the left wall there was a whole display of pornographic programs for sale. I picked out one that looked particularly interesting to me, a lesbian porn flick. Apparently you had to get a big card, which was like a DVD, and then a smaller card, which was like a calling card.

The larger card was yellow. The smaller card was purple. On its front were photos of pin-up style girls. On it back was a description of the film. Some of the language was porn-like and hot. But eventually the language became the description of some piece of classical art in a museum. I thought, Don't they think that kind of language is a real turn-off?

I had walked up to the front desk, where my mom was talking with the worker, a pretty, Asian girl. Behind the desk and in some rooms off to the left, everything was dim. I was suddenly on the phone with my grandmother. I was telling her about some kind of bad thing that had happened in my family, something involving either my brother or sister getting really angry.

I was walking around in one of the side rooms, which was now like my mom's living room and kitchen combined. I was kind of getting sick of telling my grandmother about the incident. So I told her that my mom had lunch ready, so I was going to go and eat it. I could see the lunch -- something like a birthday cake with white frosting and blue sprinkles -- being set on a counter cluttered with books and other things.

My grandmother was already pestering me to call her back in five minutes. I told her I probably couldn't.

I had hung up the phone. My mom, my brother, and I were all in a room like a living room in an apartment. My brother pointed to a picture on the wall and asked if that was by Henry Darger. I said it was and then looked over my right shoulder at it.

The painting all seemed to have been made on wood. It looked like it was four large fragments, not quite the whole painting, all within a wood frame of the same thickness of the wood on which the painting was done. The painting was mostly white, and it depicted little girls on a battlefield.

My brother had been concerned that this was a fake Darger. I tried to assure him it wasn't. On the opposite wall, right near a corner around which was a dim room, was another Darger fragment. This was painted on a huge block of material that looked like cardboard. The painting depicted two children in a deep, green forest. But the two children were just bellies and legs -- nothing else. They looked like the bottom half of Homer Simpson, except shorter and with green pants.

The fragment was shaped like a patch of camouflage, and it hung like a lone puzzle piece in a much larger, rectangular frame of the same cardboard material. I looked closer at the thick fragment. All the colors of the painting appeared to go straight through the carboard, as if you could slice the carboard at any width and find the same picture.

My mom started getting hysterical. She said I wasn't paying attention to her problems, and that I'd pay for it. I acted like I didn't care. But then she said something like she had a lot of ways to make me pay, such as getting me arrested.

I turned away from her. We were now in something like a subway car. Three kind of trendyh, young men all walked up to me. I thought they were going to start trouble with me, as usual. But they asked me if I wasn't the guy who "that tall, blonde guy had hit on the head on the train." I said I was. They all kind of cheered me on. They said they had all been watching me, and that they thought I'd handled the situation really well.

I was trying really hard to remember the situation. But all I could remember was that I didn't get intimidated and I was ready to fight the guy, but that he had walked away. I made some body motions, swinging my body back and forth and holding my fists up. The guys mimicked me.

I was kind of hoping the guys would get off the train. I felt like the situation could easily change and that the guys would decide they didn't like me. I tried to change the subject. One of the guys was wearing a t-shirt with the Superman logo on it. So I asked the guys about Superman.

I missed the buss and was in a big city. I was lost and couldn't find my way to school or home. It was 7:25 school started and I got scared. At 3:00 i found my way home and pretended I went to school. Mom tried to talk to me about school and i woke up.

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DJ Log: May 2, 2011 – 5:00AM (USA Eastern)
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I find myself standing at a city intersection when a huge off-road dump truck drives through with flashing lights on it.

I awaken to the garbage truck with flashing lights sitting in front of the house, compressing the load of garbage.

DJ Log: May 2, 2011 – 4:15AM (USA Eastern)
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I am trying to drive an old 1984-85 Toyota 4Runner, but the manual transmission is producing unpredictable results. Every time I select a gear and release the clutch, the vehicle goes in a different direction. Most of the time it goes backwards, but sometimes it goes sideways or forward. After stopping at stop sign, I become frustrated with the transmission's inability to drive forward so I get out and walk.

I was at my Nana's house back in Florida. A yellow wired video game controller was hanging from the ceiling with a hand sized pink crab. My sister was with me and I had no idea what to do. I tried moving the bed so it wouldn't fall onto the bed. I looked around the room to see if there were any holes, or any other entryways for the crabs to get it. I throw something at it and it fell.

The next dream was short. I remember being in class, in my worst class that is. And I asked my teacher for help and he wouldn't help me, he never does. He's the worst teacher I will ever have.

My final dream was extremely energetic. It all took place at night.
I remember running downstairs into the kitchen where my mom was and I just knew I needed to lock the door because someone was going to come in. Right when I walked to the back back door it opened and a mans hand with a gun in it pointed into the house I tried to slam his arm into the door. The gun dropped from his hand and I quickly picked it up and checked if it was loaded and then chased him out into my back yard where my mom was yelling for me to shoot. I did but the gun felt weak, almost like it wouldn't kill someone but it did, I killed him.
I walked towards the side of my house and I could see two other men walking towards my front door, I ran back inside as quick as I could to the back door and ran to the front door so I could lock it before they came into the house. I fortunately had the gun still in my hand. But once again, I didn't get to the door in time and they both came inside. I shot both of them.

I seemed to be on some kind of medieval farm, one with a large paddock behind the barn which is next to a large tower made of some kind of beige coloured sandstone. I meet a friend I haven't seen in years and say "Yeah, I could finally make it" implying either I was late for something or a loose reference to the fact I find it rather difficult to lucid dream. So the dream skips to after our conversation and I then go to the tower and climb the stairs on the inside to an atrium on the second to top layer with lots of glass. Dream cuts to me searching for an acquaintance from school and to no avail.

May 2011 Week 1
goal: stabilize and use psychokinesis (b-totm)

mon: 4 hours of sleep. did not try.

I pulled one of my teeth out a couple times while living at "the farm house". One of them was so real I felt the hole it had left with my tongue. I thought it was real till I woke up.

I was in a plain. I was standing at the edge of the place that opens to get ready to jump out. I seen my sister, Crystal, standing next to me. She had a parachute on. She was holding a baby I knew to be hers. I looked behind me and seen a few girls with us with or getting their packs on. My sister jumps first and I jump after her. I pulled my string after about 20 seconds of falling and after seeing her pull hers open. Then while falling slower I noticed that we were headed straight to Walmart. We landed in the parking lot. We waited for the other girls to land. We all went in together. Crystal instructed each of us to find an out fit and that she would be buying all of them. We each grabbed a cart and divided. I found the outfit and was on my way to check out when I found a pretty necklace. In the dream it was to me the prettiest necklace I'd seen in my life and I was so excited that I found it by chance on my way to leave. I went to the check out. I seen my sister and waved her over to show her the necklace I'd found. She walked over and then I look in my cart to find it. Its not there. I look at the girl checking out in front of me. Its one of my sisters friends and the check out lady was ringing up a necklace that was the same ad mine for her. I think she took it ou of my cart and bought it for her self. It angered me at first, but decided I would find another one. It wasn't worth starting a fight over. So I went on my mission to find another pretty necklace. I looked in the jewelry section. There wasn't one. I looked on the floor, under clothes racks, and then I went to the back of the store and crawled threw tunnels of boxes. After a long search, I decided the necklace wasn't worth the trouble. I went to go check out what was in my cart. I passed the dressing room. All of my sisters friends, my sister and the walmart dressing room lady were crowded around looking panicked. I approached them and seen what the problem was. My sisters baby had stopped breathing and the walmart lady was doing cpr on her. I woke up.


This was a month before my sister had her baby in real life.