All DJ Entries

19.08.2010

HAAAAAAA!!!!! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was funny. i was at a school, i think it was after school hours, because there was an after school group setting up for a meeting. i saw a man standing at a podium, he looked scary, i think he looked like the main character off of "Burn Notice". it was a religious group, i looked at a sign, and it appeared that the group was called "HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" lol. strange name, i know. i sat down in one of the chairs, apparently i was in the group. after a long memory gap, im outside the school, sitting outside a smaller building, at the top of some steps. there were two people with me, people from the group, they were giving me stuff to look over, information i needed to know or whatever. one of them was a girl, i knew her from my actual school. she gave me what looked like a bible, and told me to read it and look over the notes on the sides. after another memory gap, im sitting on the same steps, reading the book she gave me, then some people pull into the parkiong lot in a black car. thats all i remember.

19.08.2010

Restaurant (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one starts out in a restaurant, im at the front, about to get a table. theres a guy who had just walked up to me standing there, he was a friend of some sort. he was waiting for me to get a table, but (somehow i knew) he was fretting over me seeing who he was eating with. he took me anyway and i followed him to his table, where i saw my neighbor eating with him, which i couldnt care less, im not sure why he was so nervous about me seeing her with him.

16.08.2010

Poisoned at the Farmers Market (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was strange. it starts in my stepdads truck. im with him and my mom, and were pulling into what looks like a farmers market, maybe a peach farm. anyway we get out and go into this house. then after a memory gap, us and a bunch of people are gathered around the living room, eating some sort of food, i think it was some kind of cobbler, possibly peach or cherry. then all of a sudden, all of the adults in the room doubled over and died, except my parents, and this one blonde woman, i remembered seeing her earlier in the dream. there were several kids in the room also, and they weren't screaming, which was weird. then, the woman said to the kids "ok, you're free!" then she said something else, i don't remember. i then asked the kid next to me if he was gonna eat his food, he gave it to me, i then asked the woman if it was safe to eat. it was. apparently she poisoned nearly all of the adults there, like they were evil or something. thats all i remember.

16.08.2010

School 2 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was a long one, but i don't remember much of it. it starts in this cafeteria, but it was different, almost like a fast food place. i kept going up to the counter to buy stuff, the cashier lady was cool, she liked me. the only time remember actually going up there was to get some milk. when i got the milk, the lady pointed out that someone had taken a drink of it and put it back with the others, it was a plastic bottle, with a lid. so i went back and got another one, a full one. then after a memory gap im in a bathroom. its a very big bathroom + locker room, complete with shower section. im in there, but theres a girl in there too, a friend i think in the dream. we were talking, but she had to go take a shower, so she left. i was gonna follow her, because she was hot, but i decided not to after hearing her scream and seeing a fat, hairy, naked guy walk past her (they ruin all the fun ). there were other people in the showers as well i think, mostly men, so i left. then after another memory gap, im outside, theres a lot of people out there, waiting for something to happen. theres a guy sitting next to me, doing some homework, then he asks a girl near me to help him. im like "hey, why not ask me? i know math..." but he ignored me. to be fair, i did sound a bit stupid when i said that. then, the display started. it was a bunch of cheerleaders being thrown in the air, wearing some sort of fat suit, it was weird. thats all i remember.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID PRECOGNITIVE

Around 0:00 GMT

Nudist beach
Was at a beach with some friends and some people were passing by on the beach, completely naked. I commented with my friends that I didn't know that was allowed on that beach.
[It seems it was precognition, because today I received an invitation from a friend to go to a party at a nudist's beach. I don't think I'm going.]

At 2:40 GMT

Dry riverbed and fries at a snack-bar
Missed the beginning but was crossing a very dry riverbed, thinking that a torrent coming down at that moment would kill me. Some friends were waiting on the other side, which was a hill. [Then a gap] We're at a snack bar on a line choosing what we want to eat. Everybody is choosing fries. I think I shouldn't but end up asking the same thing. I remember it was around 7 EUR all together and I want to pay with a 50 EUR bill. The cashier says she has no exchange and I need to look better and find 10 EUR on my wallet. Then I struggle to get all the coins in the wallet.

Apartments with glass walls and a horse
[Then another gap.] I find myself inside a building, I'm in the hallway and the walls have horizontal glass stripes so I can see to inside the appartments. They are luxurious. Then it gets absurd and I only remember there was a horse in one appartment and my mother discussing with me this was not good - for the horse, I guess.

At 3:50 GMT

Walking house
I'm inside a walking house (ever saw the Walking Castle, from Hayao Myizaki? It was similar). The house stops walking on a hill, everything inside the house is therefore in a steep angle. My mother is the kitchen cooking chickpeas and cabbages. I look for the toilet. I find a big one,with white tiles all over. There are two condoms on the floor, apparently not used. I think I should put them on the garbage, so I pick them up. Then my former boss enters the toilet and I feel embarassed. I explain to her that I was just going to put it in the garbage but she couldn't care less. She just asks me "I need to know if you are working for any corporation." I was "What??? No." Then she kept asking questions but I don't remember anything else. It felt totally absurd and the dream collapsed.

At 5:00 GMT

A secret dream
I had a full length dream, but it's personal so I won't talk about it.

At 7:00 GMT

School/college
I'm with some more people, walking down some street in a strange neighbourhood. We're late for something and apparently I'm the only one who knows where we are going, but can't really remember what it is. I just keep going looking for something familiar. I find the place, it looks like a school. We enter a huge large hallway. Lots
of small children playing and chatting. One little girl touches my butt and I think "Kids don't respect me. They've always treated me as if I'm still one of them. Not even now that I'm almost 30 years old, they don't feel intimidated."
Later I'm in an amphitheatre on a class but no longer with kids but college students. My boyfriend is by my side and one of my old colleagues and friend of mine is in the middle of the room. He is teasing the teacher, who is what I would call a "cougar". He is being ironic about something but she takes it personally and considers he is flirting with her. She gets blushed and leaves the room for a while. When she comes back she has a bigger cleavage and she is clearly flirting with him now. I laugh.
Later I'm on the common room, lot and lots of students, they all look foreign, all blond. I sit by the side of a guy but his girlfriend looks at me with piercing eyes, so I move on. I go up some stairs outside and enjoy jumping around over a metallic structure, that seems to be some strange sculpture but kids use to play.


Another secret dream
I had another secret dream that I won't share. Sorry.

Visiting a foreign city
I'm with my father in some foreign city. He never travels with me, so he was very excited to be there with me this time and insists we must take pictures to remember that special day. We see a structure near a harbour, that is really cool to photograph but he is not getting the right angle, so I tell him to sit there for a while and I go some other way to see it from another angle. On my way I find a very nice pink building that is the Embassy of Switzerland. I still don't know what country we are, but the sign is in English. In front of this embassy, on the other side of the street, there's a kind of fence in stone or concrete and below is a river or canal. I lean against this fence to take a picture of the embassy building but a guard comes and says it's not allowed, so I say ok and move on. Almost reaching my father again I pass by a cute house with a lovely balcony or porch with beautiful plants. I try to get a picture when I see a couple inside and they seem to be arguing about something. The girl gets upset that I'm taking a picture so she starts making grimaces and poses. I realise she is speaking german, but the guy seems to be portuguese. They ruin my picture so I go get to my dad. [Potentially a precognitive dream, to be confirmed in the future.]

1. There was someone trying to break into our house. At first he just tried to go to the front door, ring the doorbell, and have me open it for him, but I saw that he had gun, so I didn't let him in. he went to the neighbors house while I debated with my mom whether or not to call 911. I decided to, but when I got on the phone, it was just a recording of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. The man came back and broke through the window in my mom's room. I tackled him to try to take his gun, but I couldn't get it. I told my sister to get it from him, but she refused, then my mom took his gun and shot him in the head. He didn't die, so I tried to find the phone to try to call 911 again, but I couldn't find the phone.

2. I was on a pier talking to someone about what kind of sea monsters we can kill. As we were talking, I saw a big white sea monster passing by and it made a very loud noise. When it passed by, the person told me that he could kill those very easily. I told him that every time I tried to kill one of those, I ended up dying.

3. There was a paper clip (it was bent, but it wasn't completely straight) stuck in my arm. I pulled it out, but it broke off half way. I reached my hand in my arm to get the other half of the paper clip. I pulled it out, and then sewed my arm back up. I remember feeling intense pain in my arm while doing this. I don't know if I was sleeping on my arm weird, or what.

I am standing about 6ft. away from a big metal electric gate. It is the kind of gate that slides. Behind the gate is a huge forest. I realize I am dreaming and that this is my opportunity to complete the task from class. I try to reality check and look at my hands but they are not clear. I do other reality checks but none are difinitive. I decide to fly over the gate but I am unable to move. I feel like I am blocked.

I am packing my case in a hotel room. I am feeling confused about doing this. We then join a big group of people all walking in the same direction and we all have luggage with us.

It is early in the morning (about 4:00am). We are at my house. There is a bunch of women sitting in my family room and I go to the kitchen to find some food for them. I only have a few nuts which I put in a small dish. I then go to a back room and serve four bowls of soup. I drop one of the bowls of soup and make a big mess. We are then in a hotel lobby sitting at a low table. I pull something out of a drawer and eat it. I immediately spit it out.

My husband is interviewing a woman. He asks her who is taking care of her kids and she says her Mom is. We get her Mom on the phone and it is decided that we will Skype her.

I am in a hotel and see that a child has a knife that looks dangerous. The parents take the knife away from him. I go up to my hotel room and my two cats are with me. I let them play in the hallway outside our room. My black cat is running up a carpeted wall which has a ledge on top. He sits on the ledge which is about halfway up the wall. My grey cat copies him. I see that more cats are coming to join them and they are all black and white. As more and more cats arrive, I tell my husband that we must bring our cats into the room and that he should grab Earl and I will get Blackie.

I am in my childhood neighborhood. I see a man standing on a street corner and he looks menacing and suspicious. He starts to chase me and I realize that he has a gun. I run into a store and there is a man behind the counter and one customer. I say to the customer to lock the door immediately. He fumbles with the lock a bit but manages to lock it. I go into a small back room to hide. My sister is in the room which has a window. I tell my sister to stay close to the ground so the gunman will not see us through the window. Suddenly, very loud booming gunshots ring out and we are very afraid.

I am a small child. My mother is at a big event. I say to my sister that we should go and see our Mum. We go and she is sitting at a table with her friends whom I recognize. My Mum is very young and looks beautiful. She is pleased to see us and waves to us from across the room.

EASY

[] Have my first proper lucid dream
[x] Recall 3-4 dreams per night
[x] Talk about lucid dreaming in a non lucid dream with another DC
[x] Have a false awakening

HARD

[] Control my dreams
[] Find my dream guide
[] Convince another DC that we are in a dream
[] Have LDs 2-3 times a week

FUN THINGS

[] Fly to Mt Everest
[] Have sex
[] Become Voldemort and duel Dumbledore
[] Go inside MW2 and get a nuke :L
[] Kill every DC i see
[] Fly to space
[] Become a transformer
[] Bomb my school
[] Have a tea party with hitler
[] Have another lucid dream inside a lucid dream
[] Become God
[] Fight my sub-conscious and win

Dream length: 1 hour+
Technique used: MILD/WILD, DEILD
Lucid non-lucid

My first dream started at a casino, not much of a casino, as much as an arcade. I was with my mom and dad and I knew it was a dream from the beginning.

I was with a few friends. This arcade was like an amusement park... it felt extremely familiar, I think I've been there in a past dream, but while going through the dream, I commented on how I felt that I had already dreamed my whole life, and now I'm living through it as a Deja vu.

This one was quite long, and despite lucidity, I mostly played games with my friends/cousins. I know I've been there before. We were gonna play something called daredevil, it was a sort of amusement ride based on the movie. We already tried it a few minutes earlier, they changed it into a virtual shooting game. I thought it was a race game, and got through it the quickest, third place out of 5, the game counted on how many things you shot/collected.

Afterwards, we went into my cousins trailer for a few minutes, talked about some stuff, went back outside and sat in what seemed to be a poker game table. It lifted up and started spinning around, and moving all over the arcade. I could feel the gravity from the spin pushing me back in my seat, and I was still curious as to why there weren't seatbelts the whole time. Right when it was over (about a minute) I noticed there were seatbelts, but nobody used them.

I played a few other arcade games, but nothing very fun/important.

I woke up. I at first tried to WILD, but I'm not sure if I switched to a MILD, or just... don't remember the WILD.

Regardless, I was in a casino, a real casino. I don't remember anything but the end of the dream, although I was lucid the whole time. It was dark and rainy, and I saw the white house right over there, only a hundred feet or so. I had to attack it. I was with George bush and his secretary, and I zoomed over to the white house. It seemed like I had to do this before midnight. Me and a sidekick cat went over there (I never saw the cat I only knew it was there). I was at the roof of another building, and the two people were there. I could see there health/power above there heads, each 10,00, me and my cat only had 4,000. I snuck right before there eyes, and within five seconds, shot them each five times with an imaginary pea shooter, ziplined over to the bottom, andthe zipline fell, and I jumped up, and in the jump, pea-shot them each two more times, and finished them off with an finger gun shot. 0, 0. Both me and my cat had 4,000 health still.

I sort of made a new transportation system at this point. It was basically I had thought of myself as a box, floating around, dreamscaping to get where I wanted. I used this as my main transportation through the next couple dreams. I went back to where I was before, GB and his secretary were still there, and they didn't know about what just happened. I lost lucidity and bragged to them about taking down the presidency.

I woke up and DEILDed back into a dream at the casino.

I walked around for like 5-10 seconds with my mom and dad, and found a machine that was... interesting. I can't remember what it was called, but it had 4 bowling balls on each side, and a miniature bowling set up as the table of it, but then it had a small vibratory penis-tip-inserter thing. I tried it out, felt good, but not great. My mom said "I'm not paying for it" I thought hahah, DCs don't know everythings free, then she asked if it felt good, and I (not weirded out in the slightest) said yeah it feels pretty good. The dream started to fade.

At this point, I moved my RL arm, but it didn't seem to stop the process of DEILDing back into that scene.

I left the thing, I was thinking of something that could feel better, and I thought sex would feel better, but a machine that covered the whole thing with feel better, like a man-vibrator.

Anyway, at this point I started going up to people and asking if they thought it was cool that I was the "Dream master" and I shouted it, but no one said anything, I went up to a little kid and asked, and he said "indeed" and I asked something else to the same effect and he said "indeed". I decided to train. I never trained in my dreams, especially not lately. I talked to my dad, and I told him I could protect him. He seems to have some problems in his dreams, amazing recall, high level lucidity, and no control. His dreams are half nightmares.

We went into a room, and I started levitating objects. Just using TK for fun sorta. He thought it was great. I was doing kind bad at it, it took me a sec and then I couldn't do anything like juggle with them midair or anything. I got a tennis ball, I figured it would be easier to TK cause it was solid, as opposed to the floating balloon I was doing before. I controlled it easily, and finally got the hang of shooting stuff at things with TK. I was holding a tennis ball above my hands, and it started turning black, and everything else started turning black, but the tennis ball still stood out.

I woke up, and immediately DEILDed back into the same room.

I went back into the casino, and thought I should learn to fight. First though, I was playing aorund with my new transportation system. Without having a body, I moved very quickly (like I said, feeling like a sort of box like thing) and tried to run over someone. I hit them over once, then again, then went through them intentionally, then got back to business. There were no dangerous people around, and no monsters, then I figured, duh, if I start fighting, they'll fight back. So I punched a guy in the face. He tried punching me back and I dodged. This guy had crazy moves, but I was better. Eventually two other guys joined in, and I had fun fighting with them. I felt badass, especially during one part where everything went slow mo as I did a backflip to avoid three roundhouse kicks at different heights.

I felt that in a shared dream fight, slo mo wouldn't work so I turned it off, it only happened once more during the fight. Eventually the dream faded (after only 2 minuted of fighting) but I woke up and DEILDed back into it, decidedly not fighting though. I went to go talk to my dad.

I talked to him, and he was impressed, highly impressed, he said if I could come protect him nightly, he would give me basically anything, and that he would triple or quadruple my allowance (this happened to be a sadistic joke, as I don't have an allowance). He sounded ecstatic about it though.

The scene changed, I was with 4 other dreamers. I can't recall them all, but I remember we were on some sort of ride. Someone commented on how everyone takes note of the dreaming aspect, and the speed, but everyone forgets to mention that you get wet on it. We were in a waterfall like thing, and when we came out, I was back, low on the ground, and they all said something to the effect of "You remind us of monk owsoo" I asked why, and they pointed to a Buddhist monk in an orange robe with a cross-like necklace, he looked fairly old, and they said "He was the first to bring up astral travel." I thought about how all dreams are astral travel, and I woke up.

This combination of dreams lasted well over an hour, but my first dream was at 9:00, and I kept DEILDing through 1:00.

The energy felt the same as my last shared dream with my dad, and I find it likely that he was there. This was essentially the first time I DEILDed, but very useful, and I enjoy it completely. I think I got the hang of it. It was also my first few dreams in which I actually fought with DCs. I never fought with them before, even though I only fought physically, I felt it was a good run.