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I don't remember all of them (thank goodness) but they were awful.

In one dream, my rabbit, Cuddlebug had crawled into some tube. The tube became tiny and it was somehow pressurized. It could unscrew but I always confuse my left from my right. Instead of loosening it, I tightened it and I felt a pop and my hands became wet with blood. I killed my pet and cried a lot- cursing my stupidity.

In another dream, it was a zombie apocalypse. I was running through the large house I always dream about. My youngest daughter was attacked and I didn't hesitate in killing her. I struck fast, but didn't complete the job. She laid on the ground before me, with a dazed expression on her face. Then she became a size just a little larger than a barbie dolll. I sawed of her head and then my grief consumed me.
Then I worried about how to conceal her body in case the world wasn't ending and the State stopped by.
That dream continued for a long time, but I've forgotten most of the details.
I was on a train at some point, and everyone marveled my stupidity.

That's it.

Oh yeah, but night before last, I dreamed I went back in time. I saw my younger self at the age of about 6. Then it dawned on me I wasn't that person. I was someone else, even though I still resembled her.

8/20/10

Last night had this dream..real brief.

I am going through train stations.. they were above ground and I was walking across the tracks to get to the nearest station.
Other people are there too and they were doing the same thing. I look behind me and see this huge creature from a distance.. it was white and brown.. resembled a gigantic turkey but it was some sort of creature/dinosaur.. really couldn't make out what it was but it was destroying things and people. This creature is blowing fire and every time it got close I would climb down to an underground station and wait till this beast scream and destroy people and things.
I kept moving forward through train stations. I find what looks like my father's ex wife but don't make any notion that I know her or recognize her. I am standing in front of a toll booth in one of the train stations purchasing pills.. they came in clear tubes. It said "Advil" and I had told the woman who looked like my dad's ex wife that I wanted to play a song so I begin to sing.. a bit of it .. :" I'll be dreaming of you tonight.." I was singing it to make sure she gave me the right song.. so she gives me it in form of a pill.. the "advil" pill falls and I can see this creature on it's way. I climb back into the underground track with this song pill in my ear playing loudly.. the song is by Selena Perez

Lucid:

I was in a dream where me and a DC were trapped in a small shabby looking room as we had been kidnapped.
I remember the DC i was with as a male, with Curly hair. we were in the room when i suddenly shouted, "wait im dreaming!" to which my dream cahracter didn't take much notice of. Then all of a sudden our kidnapper burst into the room, he was a big fat bald man, he had an angry look on his face and he threw me around the room(as small as it was) but i seemed to be bouncing off the walls. i then saw a small window beside me and thought of it as an escape way. Dream ends.

I was lying in my bed and suddenly went into SP, i opened what i believe to be my dream eyes for a split second and saw about 10 Round yellow balls on my 'bedroom' floor.

i was lying in my bed this morning when i suddenly went into SP, i got a bit freaked as i knew i didn't want to go in to SP. i reamined calm and opened my eyes. I was still Paralysed but i was in the dream world looking at my bed but could not move. i then fought my way out of it. Dream End

Non-Lucid:
The other night i had a dream that me and some DC's were playing a rayman game in a big outdoor playground type place. i then said "what are those things called again"? (talking about lums to which u DC replied "lums". i thought this was weird as how did one of my DC's know something that i dont. which beg's the question 'Do DC's contain forgotten memories? or do DC's represent different memories?. Dream end

Me and some DC's were sitting in a forset with ( i thnk) playing airsoft. i picked up a mask a mask similar to pshyco mantis from MGS.

20.08.2010

A Dream and Two Fragments (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

1. I was in my grandpa's house, and I was laying in bed. I was listening to music I used to listen to to have a lucid dream. I was listening to it, then some big guy came into my bed. He looked really mean, so I ignored him. He told me I better keep the music down, or else he would kill me.

2. I was at a new college, but it looked like an army hospital for some reason. There were patients and a lot of people were sad. I walked down the hall, but I went too far, so I turned back. I saw two staircases. Shit! I couldn't remember if I was supposed to go up the staircase or down it. All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye, the whole place changed. Millions of people were lining up on the staircase going up. I decided to wait for the line to die down.

After what was like a second, the line was gone. I went up the stairs, and saw the receptionist. I was very nice to her, so she let me in free. I forgot what happened next, but I think there was a fight.

3. I was in my 9th grade math class, but everyone had computers at their desk. When we finished the test, we got to go on it. Me and a few people were done, so I decided to listen to music. The song I listened to was amazing, so I put it on repeat. While listening to music, I went on pogo. A kid asked me if I wanted to play hearts or spades. I told him no. The kid then asked me if I wanted to play Poppit (we were on Pogo). I told him it was a one player game. I listened to the song while playing a game in which you were a box bug. You had to get him ot the other side of the planet. I did. The dream ended.

20.08.2010

The False Awakening Chain (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at Hurricane Harbor. I know my mom was there, but I am not sure if my sister was there. The whole layout of the park was different. For some reason, I was wearing a life jacket. I didn't even know why I was wearing it. I decided that since I was there, I would go on one slide. There was surprisingly no line to the slide. I walked up, and the life guard told me when to go. Right when I started going down, the life guard told me to take off my life jacket.

I went down the slide, and unbuckled the life jacket. I couldn't take it off, since I was sliding down the slide. I started to go really slow when I approached the end, but I was okay. A life guard was at the bottom and he laughed and told me he assumed she told me to take off the life jacket too late. I smiled, and took off the life jacket. The water was about 7 feet deep, but for some reason, I had trouble swimming. Plus, I had water in my eyes, so I could not see. I managed to swim to the end, and I didn't want to be there anymore. I walked up the where all of the chairs were located.

I couldn't find my mom, but I found her chair. On her chair was a huge book, called Inked. The title design was really cool. I walked away, but I decided to turn back to the chair. My mom was sitting on it, so I asked her if we could go. She said fine. We appeared in a New Orleans styled city, and there was a celebration. I went inside a house and was then on my mac. I don't have a mac, and the place was not my house. I was on the computer, but now I was in third person. I was looking at me, but I was bald. Actually, no. I was looking through the eyes of the person behind me. I started talking, and I refused to turn around. When I did, I screamed and woke up.

I didn't actually wake up. It was a false awakening. I was in the same building, as if I woke up from sleeping on the chair. I was about to go on the mac, but within ten seconds, a scary image popped up on the computer and screamed. I woke up, to another false awakening. This happened about ten times. Finally, on the last scream, I woke up.

Sadly, it was a false awakening. I must've been sleeping on the floor in my normal clothes. My cousin Nicole was over, and she told me that every time you hear a scream in a dream, you scream in real life. I quickly went into my parents room to make sure they were still sleeping. My parents were both asleep in their bed (Last time in a dream, I screamed and they didn't get up. I should've noticed this.). Nicole and I went on my Mac that was now on my bed. I shown her a video of my dog, but she thought it was a screamer. Then, I looked at files on my computer and there were videos of my dreams. I shown her my False Awakening Screamfest. I actually woke up.

20.08.2010

My Sister's Date (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My dad, my cousin Kyle, me, and my sister's boyfriend (who is not real) were all at my cousin's house. His carpet was green, and he was starting to act up. The boyfriend, who I will just call X, had blonde hair. I think he looked like the Russian guy that was on an NCIS episode. We laughed, because X had to drive Kyle home, although he was at home.

We appeared in a parking lot. I think it was the parking lot for Six Flags Great Adventure. It was really dark, however. It had to be about 8PM. X gave me the keys to his car. His car was a pretty big brown van. The key actually had to be put into the slot. No buttons automatically opened the car. I opened the back door, but then closed it. I don't know why. I went back to him and asked him if he needed his coat and his cell phone. He said no, so I put them back in the car, since I had to keys. The coat was a puffy white coat. I didn't see the cell phone, but it was in a black case.

X walked into Six Flags, and my dad and cousin were nowhere to be seen. My mom came to X's car and unlocked it with the keys to her car. All of the doors opened automatically. I looked through the car, and I found a deck of cards. I knew to take out the joker. I dreamt of this recently before. I was able to feel it. I looked through the cards, and found the joker. I could tell it was the joker, but the picture of the joker was not on it. My sister quickly parked in the spot next to us. She started yelling at us, and was following me. I put the joker in my pocket, and threw the cards everywhere. She got really mad.

I told her that X gave us his keys, so she felt better and was sorry for yelling at us. We started walking to the entrance, where we saw a blue car. It had two steering wheels, but the car's design itself was a failure. It only had one seat anyway. My sister commented about how cool that car was. As we were walking to the entrance, a little girl, that looked like the opera singing 10 year old from AGT, and her father, were walking behind us. Apparently, it was October, as they were workers in the Haunt. We walked into the place, which was a building. We went through a hallway, where some actors were getting ready/setting up. Most of the people I saw were in clown costumes.

I quickly said that Ryan and Shelbey (my friends) are here, so we have to find them. I quickly ran through a polka dot hallway where the actors jump out of the walls. I saw an old grandmother and a little boy jumping up and down while spinning and swing their arm. It was very odd. I ran ahead and stopped at a pole to wait for my mom and sister.

At first when I woke this morning I thought I only had one fragment that I'd managed to maintain, but when I was in the shower I had a bit of a revelation. Since I'd awoken this morning I'd been thinking in the back of my mind, "Crap, I cheated on my wife!" But when I was in the shower and the thought crept up I immediately realized, wait a minute, no I didn't, that was a dream! And then like floodgates a lot of missing detail from that dream came back into memory.

The fragment, which I seem to recall being first, involved having a nosebleed. Oddly, it was coming out of both nostrils. I remember looking down at my chest and the blood was flowing down in two nice neat streams that curved symmetrically sideways and then back down in sort of a Y pattern.

The earliest point I can recall of the larger sequence was parking in a parking lot on the south side of a block that would be across from my old middle school, Ben Franklin. It was night. I entered the school; inside it was dark. I went into a poorly lit room where 3 people were waiting: a female teacher of whom my memory is quite blurry, Dr. Biberdorf, and another girl whom I identified Bethany P. (though she looked more like Emily G.) and seemed to think was either a friend or colleague. We were there for some sort of awarding ceremony. At some point, a fire broke out in the building and my viewpoint switched to a sort of retro-video game 3/4 view floorplan of the building and I watched little flame icons appear where the fire was and spread. As it reached my location it went back to first person and Biberdorf yelled at us to escape. I led Bethany outside and back to the parking lot, where we paused to recover. In a bit of only-makes-sense-in-Hollywood, Bethany and I proceeded to have exasperated survivor sex, complete with Hollywood fade-out and fade-in without being able to see any of the juicy details. Afterwards I offered to drive her home. I remember driving, seeing a few intersections. She lived at a building that looked like a college building, but inside was kind of a wierd mall-with-no-shops/college dorm hybrid. We stopped at some office where she had to grab some papers and some other guys came up to me and asked me if I had sex with her. I confirmed it, smug and apparently proud, and they congratulated me. A few other students (all of them in green shirts with some small, unidentified white words on them) continued to gather and congratulate me. When she came out of the office I waved goodbye and then left. I went back to the middle school, which was again somehow intact, back to the poorly lit room. Biberdorf was still there. I started telling him everything I remembered from the dream, leaving out the sex part (for some reason even now I couldn't remember who the female teacher was), when some random black kid came in. They began discussing something quietly, when I suddenly panicked as I was thinking to myself, "Crap, I cheated on my wife!" Apparently I had thought this out loud, because Biberdorf and the black kid stopped talking and looked at me. After a short pause Biberdorf briefed me on the importance of keeping this secret. He turned to the black kid and told him that if there was ever any rumor that I had cheated on my wife that he would personally kill the kid (I realize now after the fact that this is a little silly, being as there was already a mall-with-no-shops/college dorm hybrid full of people who already knew). I think the dream ends there.

I had two dreams last night. 1 Lucid 1 not. I don't remember them perfectly, but heres the best i can put them.

non-lucid
I'm at my grandmas house hanging out with my brother, someone else that i never looked at(i just know hes there), and Ramona from the movie Scott pilgrim vs the world. We are all on the front porch talking about random things, and texting eachother for fun. It didn't make sense why we'd text eachother while we were so close, but anyways. A big blank spot comes up and me and her are on the front porch. We are fllirting with eachother, and i get that feeling of love, or being whole. Whatever it is when your with your soulmate i guess. (I've had the feeling before in another dream, and its pissing me off that it keeps coming back). But the dream ended just after that.

My lucid started off with me in a small shed. There was an opening on the other end of where i was standing. I walked over to the other end. Some stuff happened there i'm not going to mention. Then i walked down to a river or small lake. It was only 50 ft or so from the shed. I needed to go to the moon. I was going to try and dream share with someone. I tried to fly but i couldn't get more than maybe 10 feet in the air. I eventually tried a running start and i ended up in the water. Everything was flipping around because i have terrible control of my self in dream in water. I think i'll end it there, although i did sortof make it to the moon, its not what i wanted.
It was just weird. It wasn't the real moon im sure of it. It had sanwhiches guarding it. WTF right. Oh well, WBTB kinda worked last night i suppose, even if i did fail my wild.

I broke my right wrist two weeks ago, so I can't write my dreams down, and I had just started to.
It's also annoying to type, thus no DJs
To fill in the time, I've been watching HEROES online!!

I first remember being inside the toilet block at my school, but it was more of a living room inside. I remember teleporting Hiro Nakamura style to the next room, and seeing Matt Parkman and Kaito Nakamura there.

Next thing I remember I'm out the front of my school library where there are tables to sit at. Mine had a tablecloth over it :S
My dad was sitting with me, as well as someone else, probably a friend. I started pouring my dad some sparkling grape juice, and was purposely getting it on the tablecloth, which was starting to turn purple all over.

My dad said "Quick, go under the table and pause for 5 seconds." I did this, hoping the other people there wouldn't see (I can't let them find out about my ability) and I saw the grapejuice frozen in mid air, like globules, IT WAS SO COOL!
I could hear my dad counting to 5, even though time was paused, and then the globules splashed onto the ground.

Next thing I remember, I'm in a bus/coach with Nathan Petrelli, and it was raining.
Suddenly, an evil person somewhere outside the coach paused time, but I was aware it was happening, so Nathan told me to pause against it. When I did, I could move, but time was going really slow, instead of being still.

I looked out and observed the raindrops falling and splashing onto the puddles, every single raindrop make a tiny slow-motion splash, it was beautiful.

Then we were at this house, Nathan and I, and the people wouldn't let me in unless I showed them my power. I paused time and walked behind them, they let me in

I came to this machine which could let me swap my power for another character's power. I vaguely remember choosing "Elle" who can shoot lightning, but I don't remember what I did with it.

Then I chose "Claire" who can heal herself. I felt like I was getting more energy from being healed. Nathan, meanwhile, flew off somewhere.

I think I followed him to somewhere, but I can't remember anything from healing myself to waking up.

I have discovered my new goal!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yesterday was exhausting, so I had difficulties in recalling last night's dreams. On the first dream-phase I know I had 3 or 4 dreams, but no matter how much I try to recall, I just have vague feelings. In the morning all I could remember from these first dreams was one bit that was lucid.

Lucid mirror manipulation
Not a big deal as I have had many lucid dreams a lot more interesting, but hey, it's was lucid so it's important to mention. I got lucid when looking in a mirror. It happens a lot, even if the image is just perfect. There was somebody else with me and I wanted to show this person we were dreaming so I put my hand on the mirror until it became soft and I could put my fingers and hand through it. Then for some stupid reason, I decided I wanted to try its taste! SO I grabbed a little bit of liquified glass in my hand and touched it with my mouth. It got stuck in my teeth, as caramelized sugar and solidified around it. Imagine, glass teeth! I'm sure it would look cool, but the sensation was not so comfortable, so then I lost lucidity trying to get it off my teeth. How stupid.

Guesthouse with lots of guests I know
On my second dream-phase I also don't recall the beggining. But I was visiting some city (recurrent dream I have, always travelling somewhere). I can only remember well from the moment I entered the place where I was lodged. I had to insert a code on the door to be able to enter and I was afraid I didn't know what it was and would have to sleep outside. [semi-lucid] I kinda knew I was in a dream and that is why I had no idea of the code. But I tried the one from a place in Germany where I was staying a few months ago and it worked. Nice. So I entered this place, it was very late in the night and there was no soul around. I went to a room that was available - no idea if it was mine or not, but I had to rest. I thought it was extremely nice place and apparently costed 50 EUR per night, which I thought was not that cheap but also not so expensive for the conditions it had.
I hear some voices in the corridor so I open the bedroom door and I saw a bunch of my old colleagues from the university. Somehow they were now like some characters from Grey's Anatomy. They were interns in med-school (althoug we are actually biologists) and were all leaving in the middle of the night to go watch and learn some important surgery.
I go back to my room and there is this strange vintage curtain over the bed. I pick it up and realise it would make a lovely dress (dresses seem to also be a recurrent theme), so I try to transform it and try it out, when two girls start entering my room. Apparently it was theirs or they are also trying to find one that is empty. But one of them is a girl I know for many years called Diana. We talk a little bit but the conversation ends around the dress I was trying to make. I look in the mirror and I look incredibly fat on it - usually in my dreams I'm incredibly hot - and they seem disgusted, and comment that such nice dress on a fat lady is just wrong. I think that I'm not that fat but didn't realise it was a dream-effect.

The Pope and buddhist monks
Later on I am wandering on this guesthouse which is now huge like a city in itself. I found myself in a part of it that is castle like. I don't remember the details but I am now with my buddhist teacher and some buddhist monks. I am wearing robes like the ones of the monks but actually they have 3 colours: red, yellow and aqua-blue. When I am still starting to figure out how I and them got there, passes by us on a corridor a bunch of catholic priests and monks and then the Pope. Lots of people with candles follow them and we do that to. We all end up on a room. [This was clearly resulting from a conversation I had with my dad during the day. He doesn't accept very well that I'm buddhist so I asked him if he'd feel more happy that I was catholic. He is an atheist so that would be even more hideous to him]. The Pope is conducting a mass and even the buddhist monks are paying attention and respects and I think, maybe I should do the same, but for some reason I don't feel any devotion towards this guy as I do feel for my teacher. Then I hug my teacher wholeheartedly. Of course he is only my projection and that is why he doesn't react. I notice that his robes are the exact opposite of mine (in terms of colour disposition) and I can't help to realise the parallel with the Da Vinci code theory about the clothes of JC and Magdalene on the Last Supper. I hear all of the mass and then the Pope and everybody else leaves. When I pass in front of a giant mirror in a hallway, the way that my half-buddhist robes are now falling, instead of folded, I realise that I look so much like Virgin Mary. And I look beauuutiful.

[ Prince of Persia
I'm now on top of what looks like a curtain wall of the guesthouse turned into castle. There's a lot of commotion on the street down there. The earth is shaking a bit and a huge scar appears on the ground. On the other side of the street there's more of this castle like construction and a gate leading to its inside. There's a big banner announcing Prince of Persia (I guess the movie). A guy appears behind me and invites me to go cross the other castle. Apparently it is already closed as it is night but he knows some way to get inside. I go think about it but first I go back to the guesthouse inside to rest or change clothes or whatever.

Peeing and the black hair girl again
Again in the guesthouse, which is becoming more palace like each minute, I try to find a toilet. I finally get to one but when I'm already going to seat on the toilet I realise there's a girl in the shower. But she is just sitting there, with clothes on and I'm not sure what she's doing there. I look at her and recognise the girl with the long straight balck hair from yesterday's dream on a cave. She just tells me to go ahead and pee. I do it and it actually relieved me a lot. But here I got semi-lucid and realise that I could be peeing myself in bed! I think "I hope not". but continue living the dream.

Marriage
After the toilet scene I was again going up and down exploring the guesthouse and found myself in a huge ballroom where a marrige was being celebrated. Mostly old people were there but also a few youngsters. I realise everybody is looking fancy and I'm on sabrinas with socks and decide at least to take the socks out. Some young girl laughs at me because I took at least 5 socks from one foot. Then I sit on a table with the young people and one the boys invites me for something. Actually I think it's the one that wanted to visit the castle in front. Apparently he is quite a playboy and only the hot girls get his attention so everybody is either surprised or envious that he is flirting me. I mean, not that I'm ugly, but I'm in a palace, on a marriage, with 5 pairs of socks...

Kill Bill
In the last dream-phase of the night I was inside the Kill Bill movie. I don't know if it started before, but remember only being under the ground with Uma Thurman. I felt like I was her but watching her from the outside at the same time. She was pissed and trying to get to the surface. Unlike the movie, in this dream there was a guy by her grave just ensuring she was really dead and buried. Then, like in a zombie movie, she put her hand outside, the guy freaked out but had no time to run, she grabbed him by the neck, beat him up and threw him on the grave hole left by her. He was K.O. for some time but when he was waking up, she threw on him an explosive. His eyes popped out with despair when he saw death coming and she pressed a button and kabum! Then I though - wow, that was mean and I would definetly not do it. I'm just watching, I'm not really her. Then I was not having fun anymore and woke up.

When I woke up and was trying to remember all the details of the dreams to write it down, I then opened my eyes and the face of this girl in black hair was still hovering in front of me on the ceiling. Who is she? Maybe she's been on my dreams for a longer time but only know that I'm recalling many more of them I noticed her presence. Or maybe she is just a dreamer that started now sharing dreams with me. If you're out there, I hope to find you

Jesus Christ, Why can't I go to sleep on 1:00AM - 6:00AM anymore? It's been like this for a week.

I am in my parent's basement and there are hundreds of people there, all holding hands and spiralling around me. It is a physical and visual representation of a new internet fad that is like twitter but consists of short video clips. Someone starts a post on a certain topic and anyone can respond with thier own video clip or something like that.

The scene changes and I am outside in a park somewhere but the same thing is going on. I am viewing the video twitter clips on a laptop but there are still people holding hands and spinning around me.

There is a part about someone not being able to post because they are South American and I protest and start a new video twitter about it. Many people get in line behind me to use my computer so they can also post their protests.

Near the end of the dream some celebrities show up to join in but the only one I can remember is Michael Bolton.

20 Aug

Recall was good last night, 4 or 5 ? dreams fairly good length and vivid

1)I was playing inside centre for the springboks, I was really amped and planned to really hurt the other team. I wasn't scared at all which is weird since they would all easily crush me. One of the players from NZ got up and gave a message before the game, I think I did too...

2)I stooped outside M's house and talked with hid brother T, He asked me if the bug zapper belonged to me (it was quite emotional - M is a friend of mine that died 2 months ago). C and my self were on the way home but we were walking and we were indoors, in a school or hospital with lots of corridors. I kept on turning on lights as we walked (they took time to switch on but I thought it was because they were old) We arrived at our place which was a room in a corridor, just before it was a kitchen area with plastic cups from C's holiday club and hundreds of empty green T-bags, C said it was from her doing fear factor with the kids???

3)We had another son L's age but I had memory of having neglected him because he was funny looking (he really was) He had orange hair and a really funny chin. I felt bad and was trying to make him feel loved and accepted by giving him lots of attention. He was complaining about having a sore bum and was wearing diapers???? I got some bum cream from C's bag and took him to a bathroom in a kitchen and put the bum cream on his bum (this is only funny if you're not a parent) It didn't seem to be the right stuff but he said he felt better. Then we travelled to my childhood home in Kimberley. C had forgot the house keys in the office but when we got there the lock had been forced by a wrong key that was stuck in the lock. We say that someone else's stuff was in the house like ornaments and stuff and found like a drunk homeless lady in W old room. I got the rage thing again and then we found the daughter and her boy friend in A's old room. In the dining room there were like 20 of them, I was so angry and threaten to hurt them and told them to go, I threatened to have E beat them up and he came out of the lounge to back me up....

4)I was lying on a sleeper couch watching cricket on tv, suddenly I'm in the game and I'm playing for South Africa. At some point I'm on the couch again and my game has been ruined by my parents messing with the channels

5)On top of signal hill in Bloemfontein riding a bike, following a really hot lady in a silver sports car, we're together. I get stopped by guards outside the observatory. One take my license and won't give it back as a joke, I get irritated and explain to the other guard that I need to go meet this lady. He gets the license back for me. I drive around Bloem looking for this lady. At some point I drive past a apartment block with people naked and possibly having sex on some of the balconies. I seriously consider going back to go watch them but decide against it. I pop some wheelies to show off and kind of fall. I stop on the curb and CA and her mom come out of their house and so good bye to guests, CH comes up to me and asks if she can ask me a question she asks a really important question but I can't remember the answer...

( a few days ago)

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I am standing at the door of my old house in Mass. I am in a clown costume with a big bouquet of flowers. Queen Zukin answers the door. She's in pajamas.

Uh... hello? What?

Hello, young lady. I am Mr. Dream Clown Dude, and I want to give you these dream flowers to let you know you are dreaming. She grabs the flowers, and throws them in the yard, then she kicks me. GET OFF MY PORCH!

But, wait!

NO!

I summon a warthog and ride it. See, I couldn't do this, except we are dreaming.

Then, get out of my dream!

Wouldn't you like to do a Reality Check?

NO!

She throws a frying pan, and some popcorn at me. WAIT WAIT!

I was just having a nice, dream, and you woke me up.

No, see that's called a false aw-

Are you a Jehova's Witness?

No, I am clown riding a pig in your front yard.

I HATE CLOWNS.

I turn into normal-me. Queen Zukin slams the front door. I summon some green eggs and ham, and eat it sullenly. I charge through the front door with the boar. I am chasing Queen Zukin. STOP CHASING ME YOU ASSHOLE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I just want to swallow your soul. Just kidding! Just kidding. I just want to let you know this is a dream.

She kicks me again, and I tumble into the backyard.

The pig disappears.

I lie on the ground, bloodied. She comes out.

Jason! Jason! You okay?

I am not Jason.

Oh, you're... Waking Nomad? Is this a dream?

YES!

She looks at her hands. She has 9 wavy fingers, one of which is green. I laugh.

YIKES! she wakes up.

Oh well.

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WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

I am slapped awake by Lobo. WHAT THE FUCK? MoSh?

Get up! This is a dream. We've got shit to do.

We get on his motorcycle, and drive through a wormhole. The dream explodes, and there are many motorcycle adventure and battle scenes.

I focus on one.

We're in Club Nexus. He looks like Lobo, and I look like a giant black panther-man.

I'm MoSh's Shadow Self. See, he's a pussy, and-

That's pretty rude.

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE THINKS!

He grabs my throat and slams me against the wall. A big demon bouncer grabs us, and teleports us out.

It doesn't even hurt, man. This is a dream.

I know.

He lets me go.

Hey, let's go wake my other self up... Maybe we can merge or something. I am going to explode that motherfucker into me.

Maybe that's not a good idea.

Lobo MoSh makes a portal and then whips his chain around my ankle, dragging me with him into the astral.

Hey... Look there he is.

I freak out for a second on how real everything looks.

Now, I look like a whitish ghost version of myself, and his Shadow Self looks like a standing blurry shadow. He is sleeping near a sliding glass window with a yard outside. But, every time I go into the astral, it's always this bedroom. WTF.

Hey, wake up!

I see MoSh's astral body sit on the edge of his bed.

Oh, hey, Nomad... Hey, me... WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS FUCKED UP. I AM DREAMING. OK....

He points his finger at both of us. I hear Data mumbling something about real energy and the astral plane.

MoSh says something about us being annoying inorganic beings.

The Shadow Self grabs MoSh by the throat. He grabs his shadow's hand, and morphs into a huge winged cobra. The Shadow morphs into Lobo.

That's more like it!

They look totally realistic.

Suddenly, we are on the dream plane, and they are fighting in a river, then at the gates of heaven, and then in Hell. They smash into each other and go supernova.

MoSh starts talking about how all knowledge is nothing, because we can never grasp the infinite. Grasping the infinite is like counting to infinity. Then he says it can be done, it just takes forever.

Then, we are little werecat cubs playing in a grassy meadow, then humans riding a wagon down a hill, then a sled....

I am on the Moon with don Juan.

Stop trying to perceive all things. Just focus on the one most important dream. Now you know you dream many dreams at once. Focus your energy on the dream you want to be in the most.

I am in the desert with don Juan. He gives me a cactus slice to eat. I eat it. The dream explodes. I scream. I focus on a star, on a planet, mountain, plant, beetle, virus, molecule, atom, electron...