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Backyard

I was in my backyard with some people. I saw a lawn mower running by itself. Became lucid and saw that it was actually digging up the earth. Jumped in it's wake and fell about six feet and started walking along the dug out path that was now like a foxhole. I walked to the end and found out that I was in a hallway now with some doors on the side. I went to go through a door when I woke up.

I become lucid as some text is changing oddly. I fly through a wall and find myself in a rose garden. I decide to taste the colour pink. It is sweet and creamy but occasionally it gets sour. I fly around and soon lose lucidity.

I WILD onto a suburban path and see what music is evoked by it. I hear a trumpet dominated tune!
I decide to see what a piece I'm learning by Dvorak looks like. It starts off as red lines on a black background, moving to the beat of the music. In the cantabile section, they curves into pebbles, with red lines caressing them. In the fast middle section, demons dance in hell in circles, fleeing from lava erupting from the ground. It then returns to the red line theme. With the final cantabile theme, they die away.

Had a short lucid dream where I was in an elevator.

Meh.

+(vague, f) playing pool?

+(vague, f) on a freeway in a car?

+ Getting into a large back seat of a SUV-like vehicle. There are about 4-5 seats in this row. The far seat on the side away from me is occupied by a girl. I want to go sit next to her but think it's wouldn't be prudent.

+ I'm inside a large room/building like a library with desks and bookcases all over, we are shepherding some "bad?" guy with us and tell him to get into a little cubby like under a desk, and to stay there.

+ I'm in a home, a living room, I'm sitting on a couch and one of my cousins comes up (don't see face) and sits beside me, close. She's wearing red dress. She pulls her legs up under her to the side on the couch. I know what somebody close to me had died recently but didn't think of whom it was. I know her family was also affected. I ask her "So....how are things?" (referring to the death). She answered "we had a simple dinner, just spaghetti." I put my right and on her leg.

Some people come in to the party. One of them is JM [company 3] (sort of looks like him). I get up and shake his hand. He hands me a birthday present, it's a small rectangular long and narrow package like a pen would be wrapped in. I open it and I see some purple things inside. I then realize that the present was for the host and now I'm going to get it for opening his present and feel pretty stupid about that.

Night of April 14, 2017. Friday.



There is a quickly perceived backstory of two unknown men. There is an awareness of each man being dressed somewhat as Zorro (though this is not fully perceived as such in my dream). It does seem that a couple masks are quickly removed prior to the last part. One man is at a table in a restaurant, though in semidarkness. I do not seem directly involved.

The two men look nothing alike. One is much slimmer and taller. The slimmer man enters the restaurant and stands near the table. As the slimmer man looks down with his face very close to the one sitting at the table, he exclaims, “What the h— is this?” with both puzzlement and mild anger. Both men have identical sets of symmetrical and parallel scratches on their face (as if the marks were made on purpose), some coming out diagonally (and upward) from near each eye, some mostly horizontal on the cheeks, some down around near their mouth. They look at each other curiously, each perhaps thinking one is impersonating the other. The marks mostly look like cat scratches, and about half are still red.

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This is some sort of odd coalescence factor, probably the preconscious and the emergent consciousness personified in an oddly projected or secondary way. (I did get the brief impression that I was looking at myself even though neither man looked anything like me.) (There is possibly influence from Balthazar in “The Scorpion King”, a 2002 movie, though the appearance is very different.)

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Evil Lair on Acid Planet
I'm on another planet. The bad guy is explaining my situation. His lair is surrounded by an ocean of acid. As he says that, I have a flashback of the facility falling from the sky, into the green ocean of acid. Small islands of red stone provide a nice contrast. The main bad guy disappears and removes the roof of the room I'm in. The alien minions in the room start fighting me as acid starts pouring into the room. The top of the room is just a bit under the surface, so I have some time, but I need to find higher ground.

I suddenly have a futuristic gun. I'm not entirely sure what the gun does. It's a small white pistol that shoots an orange ball of electricity. So the ideas of it's function pop into my head "It makes enemies dance." I see this happen, the small alien men dance towards the orb. "No! It attracts enemies like a black hole!" Then I see this happen, the aliens are violently pulled towards the orb and the orb disappears. Then I settle on it's function: "The orb amplifies momentum." I wait for the right moment. The aliens are running towards me, I shoot the orb in front of them and use telekinesis to submerge my end of the room into the acid. The aliens were running towards me and the orb amplifies that momentum, so they all fly over me into the acid.

I use telekinesis to lift the room out of the acid. More aliens arrive to the room and are confused what's going on. They are ignoring me. I notice a large duffel bag full of my clothes. I grab what I can into my backpack and start looking for a way out of the facility.

Fragments
-A hidden school, forest, pretty girls. Most people had mystical, supernatural abilities. The girls were evil?

-Driving across country with two guys. Picked up people on the way.

After 6.5h of sleep, 40 min WBTB. Stomach pain.

Fragment
-After a shower my hair was incredibly blond and shining brightly. I kept staring into the mirror. This was not normal.

Morty's Room
I'm in a weird three story house. I'm eating and talking with my roommate. We had a disagreement regarding food, I think. I have no interest in arguments, so I leave. Every corridor and staircase in this wooden building is too small and uneven. The walls are crooked too. Reminds me of Harry Potter.

I find a couple S.H.I.E.L.D. agents with a plastic bag. There's a portal of some sort in the bag. Hey! That's how I got to the frozen planet the first time! I stepped into a large plastic bag and I was instantly teleported. One of the agents steps into the bag and disappears. He's dead. There's dangerous white insect-like aliens through the portal. I have a plan and lead the agents to another house.

We make our way to Morty's room in another three story house. Morty from Rick and Morty. I tell people to remove all furniture, we are turning the room into an alien altar and tricking the aliens out through the portal. I see Morty being real confused about this sudden invasion into his room. I notice my dream journal on the floor. My dream journal? I block out everything else happening in the room.

My vision zooms to the open journal page. There's a colored drawing on it. The scene is in the style of Futurama. I dive into the artwork. It's the view from inside a green flying car. I'm sitting on the backseat and looking up through the purple tinted sunroof. I see another flying car through the sunroof. Calvin and Hobbes are in that car and another tiger similar to Hobbes, but with different colors is driving/flying. We are high above the city and time stands still.

Island

A strange dream where I was on a small flat island covered in grass with a couple people. I have to make salads for them. I prep the ingredients and have to put them into boxes. One guy says he wants a double salad. I remember ripping open a bag of cous cous and pouring it onto the salad.

Work

Dream that I had to work in a different store for the day. K from my store was there and he didn't seem to happy i was working at the other place.

Lucid

I remember becoming lucid in some scenario that I can remember. I Did my time dilation, and almost felt the dream fall apart but it snapped back with a clarity I've never had before after I jumped. again I couldn't remember the exact place or scenario, apparently there was some fighting training going on as referenced in later conversation.

What I do remember is emerging from a grove of trees at night time into an area reminiscent of a small trailer park, but instead of trailers were a small number of lit up houses. Most of them were small but there was also a big one that had very bright Christmas lights.

"I wonder who lives in that one?" I asked a quiet man who I was walking with. He just sort of grunted. "I've always wanted to go in there!" I seemed to be excited and talking his ear off but he wasn't saying much.

We went into one of the small houses. Inside there was a small kitchen where A woman i also seemed to know was preparing for a meal. He said some words to her but I wasn't paying attention. She said, "It should be done by the time you guys finish practicing shape shifting."

I thought, "Oh boy! Shapeshifting." The man sat down in a living room and pointed to a TV and a PS2 console and handed me a disc as if indicating the lesson was on the disc. I opened the PS2 tray and placed the disc in, but I wasn't sure if the disc went down all the way, the tray went in by itself and I pushed the eject button right away. "Ah why'd you do that?" said the man sounding a bit angry. I told him I just wanted to make sure the disc was going in properly.

I sat down in a chair beside his couch where he was seated. I said, "I can't wait to learn more about shapeshifting! I'm really eager to learn."

As if I had ADD i thought I should try Time dilation again. I remember placing my hand on the ground and counting the spaces between my fingers. The spaces between my fingers began to look like other fingers... that was trippy. Then I saw something like cardboard lines around the shapes of my fingers. I kept counting a number of different spaces each time. i made it to 60. I lifted my head up and the room was spinning. then I woke.

This was on 4/11/17, tuesday, day off
Last night bed 9:15pm
GPC - 2:40am
WBTB 3:20am
GM and sofa 4am
LD time estimate - 45 min

Started to feel my body getting heavy when my cat started grooming herself leaning against me. She circumvented my anti-cat snuggling device (folded blanket separating my space from hers), so I had to move my hands and move her away a bit.

When I got to head rush, it was incredibly strong. I feared that my head may burst. I also knew I'm still few minutes away from falling asleep and wasn't sure how that will work. When I got into a dream, I tried to stand up, but couldn't. Kept trying, but didn't happen.

1.

I started walking around this cartoonish town. I realized I'm looking at myself from 3.person view and thought that finally I'm realizing it, after so many people mentioned this on the forum. I'm thinking that I may be controlling my avatar while I am still not fully asleep.

Scene changes and I'm walking around another, similar cartoonish town. I wonder why it's a cartoon.

I finally fall asleep. Have at least 2-3 very strong head rush transitions throughout this about 45 min lucid event.

2.

I come to a quarry and by the left wall, there is a bunch of all kinds of dinosaurs, walking in my direction. I notice them, but don't investigate closer.

3.

I'm walking through a different town. My coworker walks by, with a cup of coffee in his hand. I start calling him by name and talking to him, but he doesn't respond. I ask him if he want's to do the "thing". He says nothing. So ... uhm... I kneel down and, you know the rest. Let's just say, he was VERY anatomically correct.

4.

I start hearing a song Forever Young and I remember how much I love it. I see the band playing it in my minds eye, so I start climbing up the side of a building to get to their apartment. On my way up, I hit some kind of a long metal latter and it makes a huge noise. I kinda feel bad.

The song is awesome. Playing so loud, correct words, perfect music. 2-3 guys are playing keyboard or drums and a guitar. I wonder who the band is, and I see a poster behind them on the wall, that says DOORS. Somehow I doubt that's them.

Somewhere in the middle of it all, I remembered to stop and recall the previous parts of the dream. But there just wasn't much detail to remember. Just aimless walking around.

Nightmare. I was in a dark, snowy place - staying at a cabin in the middle of nowhere with some others. I was supposed to give a businessman a ride on the snowmobile (for fun), while my colleague (we both worked for a boss who stayed in the cabin) took the other on his snowmobile. While riding, I suddenly got a really bad gut feeling. I headed back inside, but was suddenly confronted by one of the men we were giving a ride. I could tell it "wasn't him anymore". His face was emotionless to an inhuman degree. As if he had been bodysnatched by something. He attacked me. It was absolutely terrifying. I had no choice but to defend myself. I stabbed him several times in the face and neck with a pen (I think it was a pen, anyway). He seemed dead. I closed the door and headed inside, wanting to warn the others that there were two people still outside, perhaps also bodysnatched. I had a rotten feeling the people in the cabin had disappeared leaving me alone... surrounded by horrors.

Lots of sex scenes. They've been quite common these past few days.

I am already flying around aimlessly in a non-lucid dream, when suddenly I realize I am dreaming. I look over and notice a female DC, whom I do not recognize from WL. We start exploring the scenery together by flying into a dark office building and wandering amidst the empty corridors. I am giving her instructions on what to do in this LD. The lights abruptly come on and I discover we are in an office break room, with a sink, cabinets and a refrigerator. The female DC is sitting on a shelf near the sink in a dish of what appears to be lemon-scented soap. Because I plan on going down on her, I ask her not to get soap all over her ass. She hops off the shelf and we leave the kitchen. As we leave, I take her arm and pull her into me, saying "This is what I want to do first." We begin to kiss and undress each other. I gently lay her down on the kitchen floor and mount her. But at the moment penetration I suddenly hear the sound of a toilet flushing. I realize this is my wife coming back to bed after using the bathroom. This jolts me and the DC girl fades beneath me. I can't stabilize and soon awaken. Dreamt 3/7/2017

all took place in a big hotel. SW was putting on a big show and Liz was the stage manager and standin for the main. At night i slept with heather and meg and in the day I was wit Vic, working on some next level art project and hitting on the girls living in his suite.

+ I'm playing basketball in TVP with some guys, I'm making some awesome spin and dribble moves to drive to the basket [waking life ball handling is crap], I make some shots but keep missing. One goes over the top of the backboard, and one goes up and over the (20-25 foot) fence against the back hill of trees. The ball is stuck there on the edge of the hill (and has inflated to 3-4 times normal size?) So I throw another ball over the fence in order to dislodge the first ball. This works and the first ball starts rolling down the hill. Now we're trying to save this ball from falling down the hill (which now has no trees on it), so we run to the edge of the steep drop off and we all use TK to pull the ball back up. I make a dramatic pointing and pulling "force pull" gesture. Someone says something about a "particle accelerator!"

+ in some house/room, I'm looking out the window(?) and see a big pile of yellow berries: sea buckthorn. I run outside and there are huge piles of the (semi-frozen?) berries on trees and lying on the ground. I pick up a big pile between my two hands and take a few bites.

Pulling off earth from a behive? The bees start chasing me, I'm running from them.

+ walking down some hill with a team. At the bottom along a road is a fence, tall here. As we walk along it it get lower. There are bicycles locked to this fence? I ask a friend for some bolt cutters to cut through the cable to get through the fence. I carry them in my hands and walk back a bit but don't cut anything. We reach a point where the fence is very low and I suggest just hopping over it. But there is a (fraternity?) house right across the street here and they could see us.

It begins with me climbing over a short barbed wire fence. Within the fence is a single Sheep, And in a near by similar fenced in location is a Hog. The ground is Cracked, and grayish tan. Behind me it slopes up and disappears into the sky, as if we are on the side of a step, dead hill. There is no food nor water any where for the animals. Above the sky is a dingy, almost sickly green.
The sheep is scared, and burnt along it's right side. The wounds are fresh, and barely scabbed over. However the sheep is very large, and aggressive. A voice from behind me lets me know it will not let me treat it, I am not it's Sheppard. But I need it. I need it's meat, milk, and wool. else I will die.
As I approach is charges at me, and I refuse to move. It changes direction and almost collides with the barbed wire. I remove my self from the pen. I can't have it hurting it'self more. It has suffered enough.
The voice then leads me away from the pens, we travel down the slope, along a dusty trail. Eventually a river comes into view. However as we continue down it smoke fills the air. The world grows darker and darker until we reach the river and we can't see more that 100ft in front of our faces. The river is also lined with 12 ft tall wooden posts from which barbed wire is strung hap haphazardly. Similar to the pens we had left.
The voice passes to in-front of me. He is a general from the war that caused this, he is my friend. He explains that this fence was made to keep the enemy from crossing over the river. He opens a large gate, and leads me to the side of the river. The river is a sickly brown- green, like the water is dead.
Destroyed and sunken ships lie just beneath the surface. Directly in front of me is an old weathered pier, with a matching wooden overhang for rain. The front posts are gone, and a half sunken ship lies there holding it up. My friend points to a still intact ship across the river. He says there are leads and food for the animals on it.
When I turn my head for a second, he leaves to attempt to walk across the ships like stepping stones. I turn back to see him and he has disappeared from sight And I know he has drowned. Rain begins to fall and I try to cross the river my self. I make it to the first ship that has holds up the pier. I step on it and the ship gives way. I can hear the voices of my family scream as both I, the ship, and the pier fall into the dead river. I try desperately to swim upwards, and I almost breech the surface, before I wake up.
I'm no stranger to messed up dreams, I've even had apocalyptic dreams but it's the first time I've had one this messed up. Just felt like sharing it.

Invading the country side

I was flying out in some country side farm land. I spotted a house and landed there. I walked into the house like I owned the place. There were some kids in a living room watching TV. They didn't know who I was and I summoned a guitar and started playing. The kids didn't seem to care. They're parents walked out and didn't know who I was. Apparently I had to leave so I asked them for a ride into town.


Hall

I was in a town hall or something with a bunch of people for some lame arts and crafts event. Asuka is a blond girl who walks by t random times and gives me a hug. The third time she gives me a cupcake and I tell her I love her. She walks away again to make her rounds of... not sure what. For some reason I have to leave.

Did he wake up?

I was in the back of Jame's truck from work. I guess he is driving me home. He says he knows a quick detour. He then drives up to a KFC or something and the lobby doors open and he literally drives through the restaurant. I look at the other customers dining but they take no notice of the strangeness of a pickup truck driving through the restaurant.

As the truck is about to exit the place it halts and stops. I get out and there is no one in the driver's seat and later the truck vanishes.

I become lucid while walking home after a missing segment. I realize I'm in chilliwack walking near my old house. I try and ignore the hand counting thing and summon a cup to hold in my hands. I keep walking but the dream goes blurry about a block away from home and I wake up.

+ a place is taking off on top of me, I get dragged by the plane, it takes off, I have to figure out when to let go and roll on the ground

+ baseball on radio

+ in work cubes talking to SC (not there) about how she was using my cube because I had been away for a long time

+ CH back yard back steps climbing up, dog (old and sick sounding), growls at me a bit at top, he's mangy looking but I'm feeling warm towards him still, food bowls inside the back porch, I see the front door is open, walk towards it, see a girl standing halfway up the stairs, I go up the stairs, there are groups of girls in my old room and sister's room. Talk to them a bit (forgot dialogue)

later:

+ brief half-asleep sexy time under a blanket in a room

+ LUCIDD 230 LD#230 I am in my FAH (former adult home, CA) looking at the cat food on the ground, I fill the bowl with fresh food but it still looks soggy. I get up and walk by the dresser and see Christmas-related things there, I think that I at some point took the trouble to take them out of storage. I walk to the kitchen, and I look at the cooktop. The burners are still hot and somebody left some cloth materials on top of the burners, and I get really mad. I think it was son S2, and I start yelling "you can't put those kinds of things on top of hot burners! You can ONLY PUT METAL! ONLY METAL!" Then I see the material catching fire, son S2 is near and I keep yelling at him and slug his shoulder a few times, he gets mad and almost takes a swing at me, I feel a bit bad about hitting him.

Older son S1 then says "hey look there!" and directs our attention to the light fixture in the dining room. I'm looking at it through the opening from the kitchen and see that the colorful light fixture is gone, the only thing that remains are a few fragments of clear glass/crystal. I think someone has stolen the colorful fixture. I see the dining room window and it looks ajar, and imagine a thief opened it. I look to the right through the family room and to the sliding glass door to the backyard, it also looks like it's been messed with. I go to it and the entire frame falls off of the house into the back yard. Clearly a thief has pried it away from the house to enter.

I go out into the backyard, I feel a lot of fear that we've been burgled. I'm afraid for my dog now, I call for him, "L! L!" then I remember that he died a long time ago. I'm feeling really fearful of what we've lost and about burglary, and think that my only hope is if I'm dreaming. I do a nose pinch and I can breathe! I'm lucid! I feel a great surge of relief and re-enter the house. I imagine (don't see) that my sons are still standing there, and I say, "well, boys, this is a dream what shall we do?

Spoiler for NSFW comment:

Shall I call a dial-a-<sex worker>?

Well that's silly, I can just summon them. No bother, they're already in the living room I decide. So I start walking there but at the dining room
I wake up.