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The only thing I really remember about this dream is putting away milk after shopping in my dream. I put a bottle of milk into the fridge, on its own in the door, then turned away to pick something else up. When I looked back, the milk bottle I'd put in the fridge had been opened and some of the milk was gone, and next to it was the previous week's milk, almost empty.

Random and... gotta admit, kinda boring for a dream!!

Again, another night where I didn't remember much. Frustrating. My sleep schedule has been irregular, which doesn't help.

In the last dream of the night, I walked a few miles down the road from my aunt's house to a convenience store that doesn't actually exist. I wanted to buy 2 gallons of milk, some food, and some candy bars. I didn't have enough money for the entire purchase on one card, so I had to do 3 separate transactions for less than $4 each. The clerk put each transaction in its own plastic bag.

I began to walk home. The milk was heavy and somehow both my hands and arms were full, and the bags were unwieldy. I stopped at another store to meet up with my mother. For some reason I set the bags down momentarily and went into the store. When I returned, my bags were gone. I didn't have any more money left to buy any more milk or food, so I curled up in a ball on the ground and began to sob.

I was at home. There were two jugs of milk on the table in the dining room. They had been left out there all night. I wondered if the milk was still okay. I tried a little and it tasted alright, but it had gone watery and sort of clear. I decided it was best not to risk drinking any more.

This means normal dream
This means lucid dream
This means I'm loosing my lucidity
This means non-dream notes

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Not much I remember about this one. I just remember being with my family in some mixed woman's house and we were eating cookies. I went to find some milk for the cookies but that woman said their was none so she gave me a packet of powdered kitten milk substitute, like what you feed orphan cats. I tried to thank her without looking disgusted and failed. My mom was not happy about this.

Then, something led to my mom telling me that my youngest sister was doomed to die before she hit the double digits so I should not reprimand her for misbehaving.

Then, we were in a car speeding down the road. There was not enough room for me so I was clinging onto the back of the car as best I could. My history teacher was in the back seat with my sister and someone else. I climbed though the car's sunroof and squeezed myself next to my sister.

That is all I can remember.

All I remember is talking to a girl I met last night about dairy pasteurization. She told me that she drank some kind of special milk, and I was excited thinking that it would turn out to be raw milk, but it was some other bogus.

Not much to write down here, but you've gotta get down everything you can...

Me, my friends and a created wrestler I made on Smackdown vs Raw 2011 were chilling in a supermarket drinking the milk from cartons(Clockwork Orange perhaps) and then I shifted to a WWE RAW Event and took a picture of John Cena confronting Edge.

The picture I took matched the one on my WWE Rivalries DVD.
Out of nowhere came Laycool, Michelle McCool was being led by Layla like a zombie and sat on the thing me and my friends had been chilling on.

Then we went outside and monkeys began to attack us. Their weakness was milk so we hijacked a milk truck and threw cartoons and my created wrestler got an M16 and started shooting at the monkeys.

We drove to a narrow alleyway where monkeys started jumping from the roofs of houses.

Then when I thought I woke up and was wondering why I couldn't recall the dream a voice-over replayed what happenend.

Blue=Lucid Red=Non-lucid Black=Awake

Dream log day 3:

So yeah, apparently melatonin and vitamin b6 aren't necessarily a great combo for achieving lucidity, or sleep. Once again, I only slept for about 2 hours last night, but this is mostly because I think I have a sleeping disorder, I'm getting checked about it soon.

Anyways, my dreams were actually quite boring last night and didn't last to long, I never left my apartment in my dream! I can't remember exactly where it started and the whole thing is kind of in fragments but I'll put them in what I think is a chronological order (I wont be doing any dream topography since the whole dream occurred in my apartment),

I'm in my room, and my computer that I usually have on my table is mounted on the door of my closet (which faces me). I seem to be able to access the computer telepathically since I never seem to use a mouse or keyboard.

I'm looking through iTunes for some reason (I have a mac) and I find a section where it shows me all of my videos in my youtube subscription box(which I find a bit odd at first but take at face value).

When I try to access a video I find myself outside of my room where the dining table and second computer are.

The same interface that I was on on the computer in my room is on the computer outside too. I start a video (made by sxephil) and she first thing I see is Phillip de Franco saying:

"Hey look a hot chick(a picture of a hot chick appears on screen)"

He goes on about the hot chick for a while and then moves on to the "science" segment. I can't remember exactly what he said, only that science had once again confirmed something that people already knew (like for instance, "Blow jobs may lead to sex!"). At the end of the video Phil goes to bed and faps to the picture of the girl in the beginning of the video, while so in the background you can hear on the radio:

"In other news, scientists are saying that cancer indeed still a "thing"."

I find this fragment funny because this is what my subconscious sees as every single sxephil video ever made.

Afterward I go to the kitchen, on my way there I look into the living room (where we keep the tv) and see that the same interface on the two computers is there too. But once again, I didn't seem to be phased by it.

In the kitchen for some strange reason I wanted to strain a glass of milk before I drank it, but the second glass I poured the milk into through the stainer had holes in it, so the milk just spilled all over the place.

I quickly cleaned it up with a paper towel. After that I decided to strain a glass of juice for me instead (it had pulp in it) and I just drank it down.

I went back to the computer outside and looked at another one of phials videos, this one being a bit odd. When the video starts it takes up my whole vision as if I'm there and I become "immersed" in the story.

At the beginning phil accidentally kill his roommate by throwing a dodge ball at his face (just roll with it) and instead of saying what really happened in the 911 call he instead claims that he died of a heart attack (just roll with it).

"Okay." She says.

And then just hangs up the phone. Afterwards she says to the camera,

"Yeah, I'm gonna call the police."

Afterwards instead of sending the police over she meets up with Phil in a city. When they first meet Phill doesn't seem to pleased.

"I know you're a mole for the police," He says. "and that's not cool."

"I know that your a liar!" She hisses back at him.

For a while the exchange the word bullshit pretty angrily.

"Oh yeah?" She yells. "Well you're not even human!"

Suddenly, sxephil is a lizard and there both standing in the dessert. What. The. Fuck.

"Did that really just happen?" I think to myself. Suddenly I'm de-immersed from the story and find myself back in my room, even though when the video started I was at the computer in the dining area. No only that, now my computer is back on the table and not on the closet door, and now I'm using the keyboard and mouse again (which by the way is really hard to use in a dream).

My dad walks in and I immediately minimize the window with DV and youtube on it(I was supposed to be doing work on my essay),

"What window is that?" He asks me, even though I minimized it before he walked in.

My DC (yes I'll be using this term now) dad acts much more like my real dad in this dream. Instead of being understanding, interested, and supportive of me and my new found agenda he strikes it down with an iron fist.

I quickly reopen and close the window I minimized and erase my history of DV and youtube.

My DC dad may just be a figment of my imagination but he's not an idiot. He immediately realizes what I did and tells me he's going to cut off my internet.

Shortly after my alarm clock goes off and I wake up. I wake up at exactly 5:30 a.m., 1st of February.

Well once again this was a complete failure, lucidity wise and overall dream wise, but then again I first tried obtaining lucidity 2 days ago, I don't expect instant results. I almost lost my dream recall too. I'll be trying a different reality check this time, one I do every time I walk through a door, the "Still being able to breathe while you pinch your nose" one, and really begin to question my reality and weather I'm dreaming or not.

Edit: I think I woke up with a bloody nose today. When I woke up there was definitely something coming out of my nose but at the time I thought it was just mucus. Later in the day, I found what looked like blood encrusted on my finger nail. I wonder if that means anything. Anyway, no more melatonin+b6 for me anymore.

Well wish me luck.

P.s. There are probably spelling errors in this cause I wrote it at six in the morning, but whatever.

I am a girl, and have gone to visit my mom's friend V at her house. The house is rather dark, and seems to be crowded wall-to-wall with pool tables and people smoking around them. I walk around and find a secluded corner as I hold my breasts. They have recently expanded, and I'm somewhat clinically analyzing the tropes of breast expansion fiction as they do or don't apply. I seem to be moodier and hornier than usual, for example. As I do this, my breasts start expanding again. With great pleasure I start to stroke them, and soon I orgasm hard, spurting milk. I run past the pool tables to find a bathroom where I can clean myself off, and the crowd laughs scathingly.

My Milk:
A dc who was supposed to be a bully was looking for some milk. He tried to get another milk carton but he couldn’t. I knew he planned to come after mine and I was just dam set on making sure that he didn’t get mine. I tried to attack him to prevent him from getting it and he pretty much backed off. This all took place on my street.

Monkeys, Black Holes and Tornadoes:
There is a small sand hill which has a small sand staircase leading up to it. A mother monkey is waiting at the top and tells her 3 children where are pretty small and are buried underneath the sand to quickly join her before the black holes come. They climb the stairs one by one. As they are moving up the stairs, 3 black holes which appear as 3 black cylinders with eyes come out of the ground. The children just make it before the black holes make it through and these black holes change into birds. All of a sudden, a fourth bird or something else which was flying and wasn’t part of the group gets sucked/flies to the top left corner of the screen and grows into a tornado. The tornado starts moving towards the 3 birds and the monkeys with incredible speed appearing larger as it got closer. The last thing that the birds mentioned to each other before the dream ended was “Even we didn’t do that”.

Thoughts: Really odd dream. I have been drinking more milk lately but I can't really explain that monkey dream, probably something random that was made up