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Lucid?
I remember a false awakening early in the night. I said, "Now that's how you lucid dream." I remember wanting to record in my DJ. I can't for the life of me remember the rest of it.

Romney
I remember walking a circle around Mit Romney. I was trying to determine something.

Five Thirty Room (a dream in-between morning alarm snoozes)
I am at work. There are some windows popping up. L, my old lead who is long ago retired told me to go with E, my current lead, to the 530 and see what she needs to order. There is no 530 room in real life and the building looks like the back rooms of Walmart when I worked there long ago. I look around and see that someone straighten up the room but there is still random junk around. I see there is a very little yellow wrap. I suggest we order that. We chit chat and at some point E says he would rather be in the 330 room. (3:30 is time to go home)

Semi-lucid semi-precog
I laid back down between alarms again. I wondered if there was more soap under the sink for my shower. I entered strong HI and was sort of lucid were I look under the sink and saw 4 bars of soap. I noticed something else under there that was baffling and odd. The alarm went off before I was able to investigate.

There were in fact 2 bars of soap when I got up.

[Friday, October 26th, 2012]
(Later that day.)
(WBTB... I was trying a new technique where you are supposed to wake up after 6 hours of sleep, get up and get a
drink and go back to bed. Then you will wake up off and on- and you must tell yourself that you won't move upon
waking. If you wake up without moving, correctly, then you'll be free to try a series of techniques for spurring on
OBE's and lucid dreaming, directly from it.)

I got to a state on the edge of the twilight dream world... I could feel my body vibrating slightly... accompanied by

another familiar feeling that I recognized, but couldn't quite explain... like a strange numbness.

I tried rollling my body- didn't work... tried levitating my body and it worked. My legs began to float up into the
air.

I floated up above my body and saw a yellow clothes hamper in my room with a face on it.
I became excited and threw myself towards it.
Then I flashed forward to a door way, and some figure was folded into himself in a ball on the floor.
It made unintelligible sloppy growls- but I decided that it wasn't unfriendly.
I began to growl sloppily back, as if I were conversing with it.

<I woke up.>

So today I remembered nothing . I don't if i'm doing something wrong or what. Any ways hopefully I can remember some tonight.

-Josh

This LD started off with some incredible promise. But for reasons that still aren't clear, I wasted the majority of it yammering about lucid dreaming. A strange and extremely embarrassing mistake, but live and (hopefully) learn!

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #25: A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action

My very close friend F is a famous rap star and I'm his manager. I'm driving him to the marina in a black Escalade, arguing with him not to buy a helicopter for "one million dollars". He's adamant that he needs this helicopter and he brushes off all of my objections about his spending vs. his record sales. As I park the Escalade, I suddenly remember that F is an IT consultant with two kids, not a rapper -- now I'm lucid.

We get out of the Escalade and I see that we're parked near an absolutely pimptastic white yacht. The day is bright and clear and the sun is high over a calm ocean. And in spite of my earlier helicopter-related harangues, there's also a nearby helipad with a helicopter waiting on it. F and I have been friends since we were kids, so I'm psyched to be hanging with him in an LD. And with all of these cool toys just lying around!

I follow F as he heads toward the yacht. I stop him on the gangway, saying, "Hey man, I'm having a lucid dream." He nods and says, "Cool." But F and I have never discussed lucid dreaming IWL. For some reason, I'm overcome with the desire to explain it to him right now. I ask him whether he knows what LD is and he tells me not to worry about it.

But for some reason, I cannot let it go. I go into the whole thing, talking about the sleeping brain, how consciousness is activated, the role of serotonin, all kinds of stuff. At one point I even start rambling about acetylcholinesterase and its role both in dreaming and nerve gas. I'm feeling terribly pleased with myself for recalling all of this information while having an LD and I've lost all regard for my "audience" or my own experience.

Suddenly, a shudder seems to run through the whole dream world. The gangway starts to shake and the sky flashes black for a moment. F grabs the handrails and shouts some kind of profanity. The dream ends immediately afterward. I try to DEILD back in but I come up dry. Curses!

[Friday, October 26th, 2012]
A storm was coming, one that could probably blow me and my family's house down. I thought about running to a
safer area...

<In a later dream...>
Me, Alex, Nathan, and some other unfamiliar people were doing drugs.
Then out of nowhere- the door busted down and they were there among us.
We were busted by the cops! Alex's Mom appeared and told me to run.
In the general confusion and chaos that ensued, I assumed it would be possible to get away.

10.26.2012

More Tennis, 200 Rally!!!! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I see Ryoma Echizen and Kintarō having a 200 consecutive rally, I don't know how I got that estimation, it was just the first thing to come out of my mouth after someone asked me on their progress.

_________________________

10.26.2012

I get a C (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm at an area that feels like the Biochemistry Department in waking life. I'm at a random office, and I go to a random Caucasian female. She's slightly overweight, is wearing a black dress jacket over a white shirt, and has black dress pants as well.

I seem to be waiting for something to print out, and it turns out I get a 73.67 I think? Around that, but I don't know for what. Then a girl comes in, who's my age, with a paper with 80% or above. I get jealous of her, and I basically feel horrible that I suck compared to her.

WBTB into a Lucid Dream

I was laying in bed thinking about things when I suddenly heard an ice cream truck. It sounded really close. I glanced over toward the front of the house. I had no view of a front window to see out on the street. But suddenly I could see the truck anyway. I realized that is was traveling down the hallway of the house. That seemed really strange. I wondered if this were a dream. I decided to climb out fof bed and test it. So I jumped up. I hovered just slightly longer than I would have in real life. I then was sure. I decided to find a window and fly out. I ran to a large room and flew out an open window. There was a deck or patio outside the window. I could see several people, including Jeff sitting at a table eating. I didn't pay them any attention, but kept on flying. I suddenly realized that it felt like I had not shirt on. I looked down and saw that I was indeed topless. It was no surprise since my dream self seems to be happier when I have my shirt off. I touched my breasts to see what it felt like.

I was working outside with a few people. I think we were picking tomatoes or something. We were spead out a little but close enough to hear each other talk. I was telling this girl about lucid dreaming and how great it was and all the amazing things I had been able to do.

Then I hear someone say something like, "That's cool." And I turn and see that Tom DeLonge is one of the people there. And I said something back like, "Yeah, it's really cool. Do you want me to tell you more about it? But wait--I'm sure you know all about lucid dreaming, don't you--because of all your interest in dreaming."

And he smiled and said, "Well, no...not lucid dreaming."

And I said, "Oh, wow, then you've got to learn. I can teach you."

And that's all I remember.

And when I woke up I kicked myself for not becoming lucid. But I made up for it by going back to sleep and having a lucid dream.

Dream:

I was in a small business when suddenly two gunmen rush inside and start shooting. I rush out and quickly go to the business next door and tell them that they need to get out--that there are two men with guns and I was pretty sure this would be their next target. Most of the people listen and run out.

I then run to the restaurant next door and tell them the same thing. I then go down the street and go to each place and tell people they need to leave. I'm not sure why I never tried to call for the police, but I felt I did a pretty good job warning the people. And by the end I was exhausted.

I had multiple dreams again but I didnt sleep very comfortably meaning i kept waking up. So my dreams are hard to remember, on the other hand, i had something weird happen to me that i havent had since I was a kid.I highlighted it just in case you guys dont want to read the unimportant stuff.

First Dream I remember I found myself outside in a park or a neighborhood? All i can recall is seeing a sidewalk and some trees the rest seemed to be fogged out. This guy comes out of a Cabin looking house and tells me to follow inside. I find myself inside being scanned by a machine and when done he shows me my face and says "You have multiple tumors, one on the eye, the mouth, and the nose." The screen showed some built up 'junk' that i guess would resemble tumors but even my dream self knew this guy was full of shit. Soon after showing me, I began to sneeze some snot out of my nose in a sink and cough out some flem from my throat. I was thinking omg this guy was right, when all of a sudden a sexy blonde girl comes in with a pistol ready, sees me doing that and says "Eww thats disgusting!" She proceeds to come near me but her target is the guy. She bends him over the tub thats there and shoots him in the back like an execution. I didnt care. Woke up soon after.

Another dream was of me driving to mike and kristins house because they invited me over to try and win back my friendship (Were no longer friends due to them being bad friends in general) I remember having to go through some gates to find the place and once i parked. I didnt want to go inside because i knew it was a bad idea in the first place. The entire dream it was pouring down rain and it was a good excuse not to go inside. Some friends who were in there with them came running out and got in my car. It was ryan who i havent seen since highschool and Victor whos in P.R. right now. Ryan was saying something but i wasnt paying attention. I noticed him and said "Sorry man, how have you been its been too long" he replied with "Its been good man" I asked "Hows life?" and he stated "Its whatever, have some problems but who doesnt" I told him that "Yeah, I guess life is the same for everyone but just experiances in a different way". I decided to drive around in the rain to listen to my system but it wouldnt work sometimes. IRL Im having some technical problems. I woke up when we parked again.

This dream was the shortest but for a good reason. I found myself in a movie theater walking around to find a good seat. I sat down in a chair next to a girl who im pretty sure said something to me but i dont remember what. She was two seats next to me and on my right were no more chairs. Suddenly from behind me I feel a womans hand with semi long nails grab the back of my head and slowly move her nails through my hair. The dream was not very vivid nor clear but this hand felt so real I woke up in a jumpy way. As im typing this i can still feel what the hand felt like and i just know that it wasnt part of my dream rather either a spirit touching me while i sleep or a psychic trying to reach out to me. I also knew that whatever or whoever touched me was not malicious because i didnt feel scared nor any bad energy from it.

I had a few more dreams but dont deem them too significant to type. Id like to make note that this has actually happened to my mom a lot but for her its more stronger. She would feel someone lay in bed next to her while she was dreaming and sometimes something would lay their hands on her. Its happened when i was a little kid as well but I guess now its because ive been meditating and increasing my vibrations.

Last night, I dreamt that I was going to play Board Game Online with my friend Geoff. I don't remember what his username was, but it was all in caps and had the word "REAL" in it. For some reason, each of us was represented on-screen by a Vocaloid shimeji; I had Rin, and he had Kaito.

I think I also had another dream about trying to read something in Korean.

I was in a clothing shop and there was a beautiful blonde woman, as usual i was little shy on being first one to start the talk but she helped about that and i gave her my number, but she literally wrote it with a plastic bottle, like her cell was a slice of a bottle and she wrote the number with 3d hand gestures it was weird but sensible though

anyways after that i went outside(Ahh second detail i just remembered) there was the party on the street where i said come lets enjoy it together, she didnt come and the party was like festival no pedestrian allowed except for entertainment guys and i sneaked into the chain of that party and i started to run then i think i either switched dreams or the festival dissappeared i ran and ran i jumped while running like hulk jumps while running fast in 2003 first hulk movie. But of course i wasnt lucid i just jumped 3-4meters 30-35cm long and landed but i didnt lose any speed which was nice

and after that i also switched dream, iwas on somewhere i know not a dreamland, my walk path for college, and i was looking for my digital ticket for bus i couldnt find it, i checked my wallet again and again and finally found it.

I am not lucid but i somehow feel like going there

26.10
~There is this guest that my dad has some times in our house. I remember being in a bed in my parents old bedroom. i got up and went to the other room and my parents were there. I went back to the bedroom and on the table there was a bowl with peanuts, no much left, but i was looking for a specific type of peanuts that i've previously put there, i grabbed them fast and ate them.
~i was in this school class type of thing. the girl that was sitting next to me is a real girl that i used to be from my class. We do not get along, we kinda fight like kids i dont remember what we did argue about, but i remember this old lady sitting infront of us and acting bossy. So on our desk i was sitting at the right. We were pushing each other and eventualy she got angry for me ( i felt emotion here, i wish i would've hugged her)But thanks to that old lady we were friends again, we stopped pushing each other, i even volunteered to do math problems (this is where i should've know this is not real) Then on the next desk this girls, also real ex class mate was like "hey did you hear the news? Varna (my home city) is now a part of the TSL. apperantly it was the goverment and what that ment was that TIM (a group of companies that basicly owns Cities). That meant in my dream that there will be also good roads Then another ex class mate appeared around us and started cursing TIM, just like he would IRL
~i remember a fragment of a parking spot infront of my office, something was missing on it, time has passed.
~i was in this kind of factory, it was my work, i was standing on some weird spot of that factory, then i turned around and walked a little

i woke up 1 hour before the alarm at 5 am took 200 mg of b6 for second night in row, i will attempt WBTB again.
i woke up like 3 times and i couldnt remember dreams because i was so sleepy, but i managed to remember one the first time i woke up after wbtb attempt.
~I am on this gas station, where illigal drag racing is happening. So i see someone driving my car and is about to drag race my cousin. But something is tooking them long. I went to see whats going on, i've never met the guy who drove my car and he also had broken my muffler. So he is attempting to fix it. I asked him who allowed him to drive my car, but he didnt respond, i also asked my cousin why he let that guy drive my car, no answer again. The car is parked in some kind of garage. I see the police is coming to bust the race, but they dont bother us since we are in that garage. That guy does some bizzare thing and apperantly fix the muffler. So i sit and go for a drive test. I went to some road and the sound of the muffler was almost even better then before.
Tonight i will go 1 hour later than the previous night and see if i would wake up so many times like this mourning.

Several dreams again, starting with me being in some sort of army regiment armed only with these pen like guns which took ages to load but were accurate & effective from long range. We were behind some kind of fence like the barb wire from the trenches in world war 1. The enemy was advancing on our position and we had to load, assemble and be ready to fire these strange pen guns before they got to the wire & over ran us. It was too late and they got to the wire & some got through so had to kill them by hand. Managed to finish loading the guns though and kill some with them. The dream then changed to me advancing on the enemy alone. I was crawling on my belly through what would have been no man's land and I hid under a chair on it's side where I could see an enemy in a building ahead so I prepared my pen gun and shot him dead like I was a sniper.
The dream then changed to a situation involving members of my family, I was furious at my Mother and eldest sister for getting drunk while my sister was in the process of trying to divorce her alcoholic husband & care for the children (a situation pretty close to the truth). Details were hazy about this part of the dream so I've just outlined the general theme. I remember my brother in law being in the dream also but not much else, he is currently well out side our families grace in reality.
The dream changed again to me being in some kind of orgy with some old university friends! I was making love to exotic Burkha wearing Muslim girls & remember saying to two of my old university friends about this. Coincidently one of the university friends is a Muslim. And we also did used to chase girls together in reality while we lived in the same student area. Again this part of the dream is hazy. I'm going to try and sleep some more and see if I dream again.

I failed not from lack of lucid abitities, but because I was pure chicken haha!

Ok, so I did a WBTB at 6:30am and had a really rough time falling back to sleep. I finally did, then woke up around 9:30am. I fell back to sleep thinking about the annoying shift I was about to have to do (meeting plus 1 1/2 hour close shift). Anyway, I was imagining myself going through closing drills, then my thoughts phased into a dream of me actually running through the halls at work. I stopped and thought to myself, "Hey, I was JUST thinking about this while lying in bed, I'm dreaming!" That's happened to me once before that I can recall, and it happened in a work dream too. Anyway, I immediately thought of the TOTM. Since I've kinda been working down the list from easiest to hardest (for me), I thought I'd try the pumpkin head one. In the dream, I was in the back hallway but not near the bathroom. So I just imagined that the next door to my left would be the team member bathroom, and sure enough the little restroom sign appeared next to the door. Oh, I wanted a bathroom so I could use a mirror for reference when popping off my head. I went into the bathroom, and closed the door. I even locked the door because I didn't want a random DC to come in and fuck up my task. So I looked in the mirror and thought of CanisLucidus and the lego-head thing. I tried to lift my head from my neck, but it didn't pop off. Instead it stretched a bit. Like silly putty (was it paigey who did something similar? Somebody had a silly putty neck). Anyway, it stretched a few inches, and then I was just like "Oh FUCK no" and quit! It was just too real feeling. I mean, I knew I was dreaming still, but it felt too real and morbid. I felt as scared as I did when I had the first pleiosaur lucid. I had the same "omg RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAaaay" feeling. Damnit.

But I didn't want to waste the lucid, so I thought I might try to finish where I left off in the last one, and regrow my vamp teeth and bite someone. I looked up close into the mirror, and looked at my incisors, willing them to grow long and sharp. They grew longer, but stayed blunt. And with the bumpy edges like when you lose your baby teeth and the new ones come in with those little bumps. So stupid. So, on to plan C: get some nookie.

I left the bathroom, went down the hall, and head some voices in a room. I walked in on a guy talking to a woman who I assumed was his daughter for some reason. As soon as I entered, he shut up. Like he knew what I was gonna do lol. The woman had fallen asleep in a chair. I picked her up and moved her to a nearby sofa. I then spent waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long deliberating over how the pillows were situated under her head, and other random things that I forgot. I didn't even have time to switch gender and get us naked before I woke up.