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Sexy suicide cats

Let me first say that before I went to sleep last night I tried to visualise what I wanted to dream . . . and this is what I got.

My boyfriend and I are in this house that i've never seen in my life it was modern but had the weirdest lay-out. My mother is making dinner and tells us it will be ready soon so we both decide this would be a great time to do naughty stuff to eachother. While moving from room to room to aviod being spotted by my mom there are these weird paintings and images on TVs of these cats that are super fat and just deformed in some way, The cartoons were called suicide cats.

I woke up and tried really hard to get back into this dream but it failed.

First

I'm with a friend and we meet a third person on the street. He has a board game and invites us to play. We play a couple of turns and then one of the dice gets stuck of the side of the table. It's kind of spongy and its hard to make out the number. It kind of climbs back on the table. This starts a new phase in the game and the third person doesn't want to continue. I still go on playing with my friend, but we need to see the board from above.

Were playing in the middle of a street and there is a bridge on top of us. We enter a building to get to the bridge and start climbing up. We reach the to of a tower and there's a bell. The bell starts ringing. Then I suddenly dangle on the bell and try to get down. I manage to get back on the stairs and we go back to the street. We have forgotten about the game at this point, though.

Second

I'm in a large building with my family and some others. I have a lot of laundry to do, at least two machinefuls. My socks are wet and I change them and put them in the laundry. Later, I'm loading the second machineful and my socks are wet again. I change them again and put them in the machine.

Then we leave on a bus. Everyone else is going somewhere and I've backed my packbag too, but I'm going back to the house. They get of the bus at some stop and I stay on it.

I was in the mall around christmas time. I walked past a store, and the owner came out. I was hoping she'd talk to me and give me a job, but she walked right past me to talk to someone else (whom I believe was my cousin). I thought "hey, she gets a job, but I'm the one who really needs one." The job involved painting food coloring on snow cones amongst children dressed in elf costumes at a candy store. I popped some runts into my mouth and walked on, meeting my brother at a square part of the mall. We walked together and I told him about what just happened. Then we came to a weirdly shaped staircase. There were christmas decorations covering it, and all of them moved. At the entrance was an angel that shook almost violently up and down. I wasn't going to go in there, but before I could say something my brother was halfway down. I ran around down the spiral/rectangle shaped staircase avoiding as many decorations as I could. At the end were two rectangular pieces of wood that moved right to left, blocking the path. I had to run past them. When I did, I heard a voice say "good job, you made it through the snowfield!" it sounded like mike Meyers.

Within a portion of the universe, I saw a massive nebula covering space. There were two hostile planets that we planned to invade. We were on a GIANT platform constructed there. We broke in, took it over.

2nd Recalled Dream After March 26'th 2012

I was in a library, with apparently, my commanding officer, and a few men under my command. We were planning to invade several hostile planets. I also tried to buy something, didn't work.

1st Recalled Dream After March 26'th

Last night i finally got sleep, I remeber doing gymnastics, and a family not my own there. it was crazy, i felt every speck of chalk i dusted my hands with and gripping the uneven bar. then i heard my name and turned an before i could see who was calling me i woke up.

had a really cool and weird one last night. i was in a recurring location, but its one that i have yet to put into any context or into my dream map. often takes many repeat dreams before i remember more than a place and a feeling. this one was really special though because i tried to fit in into my dream map while still dreaming, without getting proper lucid. funny thing is all i did was drew a massive crocodile down the side of my dream map. sure it has a message to it somehow but its so hazy i cant read much into it. it could just have been a reminder to draw a new map full of the dreamsigns that i forgot. i remember being sad that i thought i had ruined my original map though

also had a bit where i was smoking salvia with matty and j. talking to matt about feeling the blood rushing to my head. didnt really have any extreme salvia effects but it was a much more reassuring feeling than the harsh beatings i have taken from it in reality

Me and that kid from Terminator 2 (Edward Furlong), although grown up now, were in the basement of a large underground house, trying to get out. There was talk of zombies, or the dead, or something along those lines. We began bumping into other people, also trying to get out. Fortunately, one of the windows let in a sliver of sunlight, so me and Ed looked out that window. What we saw is difficult to describe: we could see out of it, but it was hard to see the sky. The house seemed to be surrounded by an orb of thick, translucent goo. It was blueish, as if it was reflecting/refracting/whatever the blue sky and some sunlight. Orbiting near the inside edge of the goo orb were hundreds of dead bodies. They had escaped the house but couldn't escape the goo. Suddenly the window broke, and the basement began filling up with the goo. It poured through the broken window, immediately knocking poor Ed down. I just stood where I was, resigned to the notion that I was about to drown, and join the circling party of death-by-goo. The room filled up quickly, and it made everything look cold and blue. I held my breath, and looked to my right. There was an overweight guy, that I remember was also a kind person, looking resigned to death as well. I reached out my hand to his and he grabbed it; I remember thinking, that at least before I died, I wanted some kind of caring, intimate contact. Very sad moment. Then a weird thing happened: I suddenly became aware that I could breathe. No sooner had I become aware of that fact, I heard a director yell, "CUT!! That's a wrap folks!" and the room was instantly drained of the goo. I looked around for a second like "What the HE-" and I woke up.

Trippyyyyyy

Non-Drean/Comments Dream Lucid

03.04.2011

- I am on a balcony. It's railing is actually made of stone, really solid and very wide. I believe someone can actually lay on it. I just stand on it! I become lucid. No dizziness. It's like the dream became 100% stable and lucid at once. There is another building on the other side. Like opposing skyscrapers, with a wide road in between. A friend of mine is next to me, on another "railing".
"Hey! I want to jump to the other building, but I am scarer, though I know this is a dream!"
"Come on, you know it's a dream, don't be afraid!"
"You are right, I don't know why..."
"BUT I AM SCARED!!!"
He was ready to jump too. The dream faded, before we jumped...

- I am at a place with a weird metal construction, under which there are many paintball bullets. At that point my mother comes in my room and wakes me up. She asks me where I put a dvd she asked me to make.
"There... in the corner.... under the bullets..."
As I was saying that I was streching my hand under my bed, trying to reach something lol
"under the wedding rings?" (in greek the "wedding rings" and "bullets", sound pretty close)
"Nooooo.... the bulleeeeets...."
At that point I realised what was going on, and started laughing and so did my mother... She left and I went back to sleep...

I am outside looking at the sky, I see a few contrails and a few airplanes but they are very high in the sky and very small. Some of them don't seem to be moving and I tell my mom, but she says they look like they are moving to her. Suddenly, we HUNDREDS of airplanes flying over us, they are very low to the ground and the detail is spectacular. I see several Air Canada airplanes. I try to look for Sunwing Airlines but I don't see any. My mom mentions a brand of airline she sees but I can't remember the name (I think it was a made-up airline because it was a very strange name).

Non-Drean/Comments Dream Lucid

30.03.2011

I am near an old house we lived in. I did the nose RC and went lucid. The dream was very stable, but that's all I recall...

I am in the car in a big square or sth. I randomly did the nose RC again.I got out of the car and managed to stabilise the dream, but that's all I can recall... Pretty fail, I know...
But here's the nice part!!


Today I slept in the couch. In the first 20 minutes I had very vivid images, but I could still hear my brother who was on the laptop. I was not sleeping yet. My brother went to sleep at around 1... After those two lucids I wake up at 5 o'clock. I eat a little cheese, drink some water and go back to sleep... In the couch...
- FA#1: My mother comes to the living room and wakes me up. She tells me to go and sleep in my bed... That's something she normally does, so I just got up, went up the stairs and into my bed...
- FA#2: My father wakes me up by gently shaking me. Now I realise that the previous incident was an FA. I get up and as I walk towards the stairs, he tells me that he woke up and couldn't move... I tell him a little about sleep paralysis and about the FA I just had, and then I walk up the stairs and into me bed...
At 8 o'clock my mother wakes me up! Almost laughing at this, I immediately do the nose RC and finally went to sleep in my bed for real!


- I am in a ship, getting back from vacations, when I see a friend. "Yo, what are you doing here?". I don't remember if he said anything, but he started crying...

- I am in a hotel room with a friend. There is some problem with the window or the door... Water was coming in, a lot of water! My mother showed up to take a look. I then noticed I was naked, so I just wore some pants, not that I seemed to care about it...

- I am at my uni. There are 4 desks. Each one has a secret space behind the pc monitor. I found in one of them two bottles of vodka. Then I saw a guy and girl who work there. I heard them talking about the drinks and then they went to a room which had a sign on its door, "sex"...

- I am at a park, really big and nice. There is a really nice hill which is like it got out of a disney film or sth. I said to someone that it would be great if we played live on that hill. Then someone told us that they are going to make a presentation of the first holograhm here... I went for a walk around. After a while the presentation begins. It was pretty much a fail. It showed some really distorted images of people and the whole holograph thing, was only taking place, inside a big space, in which you were not alowed to go. It looked like those mirrors that distort the view...

Non-Drean/Comments Dream Lucid

24.03.2011

I get up from bed and go to the bathroom. I look at the mirror. I don't wear a shirt and I notice several random hairy spots on my body... "Wtf? I need to shave that!". I turn around and then I notice I have no hair on my belly... I pinch my nose and breathe. Here comes my regural dizziness... I have thought that the fact that I take deep breaths when I do the nose RC, can maybe affect the way I breathe with my waking body and so this causes me to wake up most times... So holding my nose, I take some normal breaths. I sit in the bath tab and close my eyes, because I get too dizzy. After a while I get up and open my eyes. I felt the dream fading. My sight was really dark and I could only see a very small area... I take off my glasses... I didn't even know I had them on, it just felt it would work and it did... I can see clearly now. I look at the mirror again and I look excactly the way I look in real life. I was just curious. I go downstairs. The dream was so clear, I even remember each step I took. I reach the living room. My brother comes in front of me and stares at me and my parents are sitting in the table. I see a meatball on the floor. I look at them and decide to make sure this is a dream, before I try to do something crazy. After RCing again, I raise my hand in a really wizzard-like way, towards the meatball and I levitate it! Then our dog comes to my mothers legs. I now raise both of my hands and I levitate the dog!!! MUAHAHA My parents start laughing. After that I levitate a piece of paper in front of my mother who seems to be really entertained by that. She laughs and asks me how I do it. I smile and the dream fades

Non-Drean/Comments Dream Lucid

13.03.2011

I actually wrote this down a few days after I saw it, so all the details have faded away, but I didn't want to lose track of counting my lucids :p
The only thing I remember is that the dream was very stable. I was looking at a sign, which had a letter "α" on it and it was changing shape...

Haircut
I am at the mall ready to get a haircut. I want to get it from "the piano guys". I am in the town and see their stores. There was a small wait before they showed up to get a hair cut. In Tamil, some lady says to her kids, they've come, let's go, and she takes her child to get his haircut. I ask how much for a haircut. It's expensive, $50.99, but apparently 30% off is $30.99 WTF? I decide not too get my haircut from them. There are cheaper places around than them. But I decide to watch them cut hair to see how good they really are. One of the piano guys is talking about marital problems, really? these guys have marital problems? In the same shop there also worked some gay guys. The asked me if I was going to get a hair cut. I say probably not, maybe next week. But they convince to get one some how. The black gay guy had a Mohawk that was rounded, and more stylish than normal mohawks. I eventually decide to get a cut. The white gay guy puts some pinkish purple stuff around my neck. I wake up.

This dream was fairly vivid, and I had pretty good recall, but I did not go lucid.

Glick
I am in lecture and we are getting back our 432 essays. Everyone gets thiers back, and did pretty well. When he gets to mine, Glick holds it infront of the screen (he was giving it back on a screen?) and mentions my essay as pretty crappy. It had 22/100, or 22%. I was not happy, but Glick made it obvious that it was my essay. He goes on to seemingly taunt me, by saying Mad, Mad, [something I don't remember completely]. The whole class looks like they are wondering what the the hell he is doing. I eventually get angered and leave the class. I show up through a door where Glick is. He is there and something happens and I start to flip out. I flip over a table containing Glicks macbook, and I yell something. I don't remember much else.

This dream was written down 9 1/2 hours since I remembered. Details are fuzzy and recall may not have been great.

I am driving a car. I am stopped near SH drive. A guy on a motorcycle pulls up behind me. My car has turned into a motorcycle but I haven't noticed. The guy on the motorcycle is harrassing me and is driving around me in circles. He is wearing a dress. It is blueish. It's awkward. He then tells me that I can't tell him to leave because it's against the law. I yell at him that I can because he doesn't know my name. I pull away and drive down this road. He followed me. I pull into my friends driveway. The cross dressing man gets one of his buddies to tag along. I just want to punch this faggot in his face. He leaves.