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I consider this to be the best nightmare ever.
I was playing Castlevania on my computer. This wasn't the NES classic, however. This was a horror game where you go into a castle and each level represents your degrading sanity. I can't remember much, but I do remember a huge factory like place where everything was covered in moss and similarly colored fog. I also remember that I was suspended thirty feet in the air on a platform mounted on the back wall. After exploring a little, a robot like creature cought me and [insert horror cringe moment here] transitioned me into a mini game. After that, I was in a broken and abandoned but seemingly normal house. I was about to cross through a small living room, but yet another robot like creature made me play a mini game. I was stuck on this one, so I tried to save but the game flung me to a preview of the exit, which showed a wall of flesh with a face. It wasn't a nightmare until I looked at the time. The time was NO:80. I looked behind me and for a split second saw a horrifying skinned creature. Then the room turned into an art gallery of differently colored flesh as a few big eyeballs hung from the ceiling. I then heard an unpleasant voice that said
"Hello, i'm Mr. Fatiggle." I don't remember for sure what it said after, but it was something between "Wanna play with me" and "We are gonna have so much fun together."

I dreamt that I was in a fake version of Dark Souls, (It was called that in the dream, I had never played the game before) and I was a game character. Then we were suddenly in the Pac-Man game trying to stop psycho spinning Pac-Mans. It was very weird.


This dream in emojis:

fame is an interesting thing. I spent the dream with the most famous person in the world, and for the life of me I can'y remember who it was. It wasn't trump, although the comparisons were fair.

I grew tired of them and went shopping. In the grocery store were two guys stocking shelves and a beautiful girl with them. I asked them over and over for free croissants to eat, and she was blown away that I would do that and asked me for my number. Nice dream.

I thought I had woken up in my bed, except I could hear the ocean, crashing waves really loud around me. I tried to think why I was lying in my bed at home but I could hear the ocean , the next thing I was standing in about half a meter of sea water on a beach . Two of my friends stood with me , Rachel stared at me , I asked her " what are we doing here " she said " come on Sam you know this isn't right " she clicked her fingers the sound was deafening ! she said "something is different Sam , figure it out " 'click ' 'click' 'click' , with every click of her fingers it made me more aware of the fact I was dreaming . She said " don't u need to do something?" I plugged my nose to test if I could breath , it failed , so I tried to push my finger though my hand , again it failed.Even though it failed I still knew I was dreaming, so I just floated off across the sand.I landed on a platform, some sort of train station , I saw a door with a window in it , I looked through it but it was as if my eyes were blurry. I thought about how I could see properly so I just pinched my fingers in front of my eyes and widened them like u would do to enlarge something on a phone, it worked ! I didn't like the scene in the window so I floated off into a hospital, there was a nurse sat with a bottle of water , I did a trick for her where I stopped the water in mid air , she was impressed .The scene changed then I was at my old school sixth form canteen. I remembered how much I liked the cookies so I had one of those.The dream started to blur and I knew it was coming to an end and I remembered to try and stabilise it , I rubbed my hands together that didn't work. So I span around, it kind of worked it took me to another scene in a church,I can remember thinking how alive I felt I could feel the blood pumping through my body and I felt tingly , I think I may have been too excited that it had worked and it all went blurry again and stated to go dark. I woke up really slowly in my bedroom. I was so excited I didn't think I would ever be able to get back to sleep!
So there it is my first lucid dream I realise it isn't that interesting but it was exciting to me 😀 .

I levitated up from my body, above my bed... I was slowly rotating, naked, in weightless state, for a short time which I needed to stabilize the perception of my surrounding. My vision seemed to be composed from green dots, slowly flying around me and more concentrated in surrounding solid things. It surprised me little that my physical body was black, while dream body was composed of high concentration of those green dots. I felt physical body clearly, and intended to let it so. I thought of it as an anchor to physical reality. I flew slowly to my wife sleeping with youngest daughter(she was there also physical world). I saw the bodies of my wife and daughter, both black, surrounded by dots which were composing the bed. There was no reaction from them on my tries to wake them.

So I decided to fly to next village to my friend. I flew through wall outside. The music started to sound in my ears, motive of it was similar to Star Trek. It looked like the speed of music, the beat, the noise level was setting the pace of my flight. I concentrated firmly on there and now, feeling of the body in my bed, feeling of the time-stream... Making One Singular Thing from those things. I managed to fly to her village in about 2 minutes of subjective time. There, by her house, I flew up and through the window inside of her bedroom. The music stopped... There was body of my friend, black. I flew slowly to her and unable to break my slow flight I crossed her body through the chest.

Blackness of her body was filled with green dots at once and she screamed startled... trying to distance from place where I was. Then she calmed down. She didn't see me. It was strange, but somehow I could speak to her with my mind(telepathy)- she was quiet but reacted on my thoughts to her. I told her to lie down to her bed. I looked around, partially expecting to see dark, black cloud (which I saw last time I was visiting her), but there was nothing dangerous, nothing malicious. I comforted my friend sending her assurance that she is safe, that I'm friend, and who I'm. I told her repeatedly to remember the experience and to contact me. When I looked on her reclined body, I felt something in her back, so I told her to roll onto stomach. Then I made her clothes disappear (but at the same time her night gown was there- it only disappeared for my direct perception). I placed my hands onto her neck and with slow circular movements I went from neck down to tailbone and back to her neck. My hands were submerged maybe centimeter into her body during the massage. I felt muscles, the bones... I remember to submerge my fingers in between the ribs of ribcage... I did this for long minutes. But I lost my anchor to my body while concentrating on healing her back. And I also lost myself in the experience... And my surrounding changed.

I was with two attractive looking young women; one black haired, other blonde, both naked. And solid looking. Both of them looking on me with anticipation... I looked around- everything looked solid. I lost connection (I thought) how do I find my way back? So I left those two women. I was walking corridors and stairs... in near darkness till I came to big hall, full of people and light. I heard: "The Death is observing yourself" I was thinking disinterestedly: "Well, what about it?" I asked first of men there to show me a way back to my friend. He told me that I have to follow him. At first it was easy, but it was as if the air is thicker and thicker till I couldn't move forward anymore. I stood there for a few seconds and then I decided to wake up. Which was instantaneous.

After waking up I tried to make the way to my friend again, but i fell asleep.

Remarks
Sleeping body was black when there was no consciousness in it- maybe when that human was dreaming?
I was not contacted by my friend...
The state of mind I used was close to what is needed for Astral Projection
I felt no sexual attraction to those two women. But massage/healing was strangely pleasant... electrifying...

Hi everyone!

I had a dream last night..!

It was set in a school, and I was a student (A boy student). There was a lot of unfairness going on in that school, and I didn't like it. I remember doing my best to take care of the students who were victimised. They were victimised by student bullies, and teachers alike.

One time, everyone was in an assembly, and I was skirting the edges to check on some people. It was then that I was caught however by one of the student bullies. They first tied me up with a harness, and then put a horse bridle in my mouth. Then I had to sit down on wooden horse torture device..!

I had to sit there for an hour, and then the teacher came over, to ask me questions. Saying my time would be extended if I didn't answer so many right.. And that's what I remember!

Outpost on an alien planet
I see two soldiers walking through a desert on an alien planet. They pass by an old human outpost. My vision goes to the outpost. Looks like no one has been here in centuries. There are two black pods on the yard. Looks like they dropped from space. Lights on one of the pods is blinking. Something inside is still alive and trying to get out. The female soldier passing by notices this too. "I hope they make it out. Fight." she says without stopping.

Forest of Giants
I see a group of humanoids traveling through an alien forest. The trees look like redwood trees, but they are over 160 meters tall and fairly wide. I recognize two of the DCs: Storm from the X-men movies (Halle Berry) and Jason Momoa. The group is trying to sleep when a T-rex appears from the forest. Storm wakes Jason up and asks him to help. He looks groggy, but gets up without a word and walks to his own dinosaur pet, a raptor that's only slightly taller than him. He takes a dagger made of dinosaur claw from his bag and rips two large metal pieces from an abandoned car to work as weapons. The T-Rex has transformed into a giant man with a greatsword. The 80 meter tall man looks like Yondu from GotG. Jason drops the metal pieces, won't be of use against a giant sword.

I become Jason and the dream turns first person. I jump away from Yondu. I go to the nearest tree with my superhuman jumps and with two more jumps I climb 100 meters. Yondu misses his first swing at me while I jump up. Seeing the sword up close is terrifying. It looks like Frostmourne without the blue glow. I jump off the tree and try to land on Yondu. He swings the sword again and barely misses. My heart nearly stops, but I land on Yondu and my poisoned dagger sinks into him. He is paralyzed and falls down. I make several long cuts on him with the dagger, making sure he won't get up ever again. I walk back to the group. Storm thanks me.

#505 - DIELD - 3/13/17

I am walking my back field and find all sorts of berries growing. Blueberry, blackberry and something that looks like small apples but I think they are grapes. I sample one and note how sour it is.

I wake a little and try to DEILD but think I am sitting in a chair facing an odd part of the living room. I try to WILD though I am dreaming (one of my famous in dream WILDS!) I hear T from work and expect to see her but remember it's just WILDing noise. I don't want to see T anyway. I feel deep relaxation some over me and I sink out of the chair.

Suddenly, I feel like I am laying on the couch. I open my physical eyes and find myself in SP. Movement of the ceiling fan spells out random words that I can't focus on enough to read. I hear something like cartoon music. I close my eyes and open them to see cartoon images in black outline. First its dopey dog's face that becomes a repeating pattern on the ceiling. The images spin and I close my eyes. I open them again and see a ninja turtle cartoon in the same manner. I always feel like SP is a type of psychedelic experience so I just take a moment to enjoy tripping in the dream state. I can hear my wife snoring but wonder why since I am on the couch. I hope her snoring hasn't got that loud. I have various geometric patterns swimming in front of me though my eyes are closed now. My body feel like it is floating. There is a rhythm to it like I am riding waves. My head begins to wobble. My hands feel numb and I realize I am sleeping with my hands up near my face. I chose to ignore this.

After what feels like a really long time, I decide to try to transition OBE style. There is some resistance, but I manage to move out without too much trouble. I start to walk to the bedroom door, but see a strobe light from behind me. I turn around, but it is dark now. I decide to peak at my sleeping self, but see my wife and son there only. They are both on there backs but my son is sleeping perfectly lined up on top of my wife. Then they disappear and reappear in rhythm from left to right and back again. This is dissenting so I turn away. The bathroom light is now on so I go in there. The door is a sliding door and warps and bends as I open it.

The bathroom is brightly lit but my vision is extremely distorted like I am viewing the dream through a convex lens. I try to look around but my peripheral vision is motion blurred in long streaks. This is also disorienting so I move out the other bathroom door into the hallway and into the kitchen. I wonder what I will do in this dream and hope I don't wake up too soon. Bad thought. Suddenly I can't move for several moments. I try to be patient and wait, but that's when the dream fades away.

REM atonia is the same as SP. I've talked to sleep researchers and scientists face to face on this subject and they all say it's the same thing.

Getting lost

I'm walking around in a big Hotel or something. I'm trying to get away from someone (walms/Hukif)? I turn many corners and go down many corridoors. I am deliberately taking routes that are a maze so he doesn't find me. I wind up in a place as big as the entrance to the Chinook center movie theater in Calgary. There's the large escalator, My weight is super light and notice I am dreaming. I am trying to remember goals but none comes to mind, I bounce a little on my feet. Then wake up.

French Harbor

Note: I sleep a lot with youtube on playing in the background. Lately listening to a Christian guy name Chuck missler.

I am walking into a french harbor from the water. There are Tv screens flying past me welcoming me to a historic WW2 harbor in France. I reach a paved area at night time. Chuck Missler is just standing there giving a speech like a projectionalised hologram. People are gathered around him, I go to the crowd and talk to some of the people but they slowly vanish. I look a chuck again and he's just talking to no one and doesn't seem to notice. I start walking into the city and no recall after that.

Round table

Another dream influenced by what I was listening to. A librovox reading (where one person reads a chapter then another person for the next chapter) of bible commentary.

In the dream I am sitting at a table of people reading from a book. they read a few paragraphs and pass it along to the next person. I eagerly await to do my Frank Muller impression. But something else happens and I can't Remember.

Bjork and Escape.

I am in some game. I am supposed to escape some building structure before a timer ends activating these big steel platforms that come from everywhere and crush you. I start in some basement area with some construction equipment, the place is circular and there are various stairwells leading up. I think I've been at it for a while. The whole Idea reminds me of an awesome Dr. Who episode where he escapes a time dimensional prison built by Gallefreiyans, but it takes him 3 billion years to do so. Basically at the end of the day he dies and re-materializes with no memory and starts over. This place is like that.

I get up one stairwell and go past some people and enter a door which leads me into a large room. There's another door at the end of the room but before I do and alarm goes off and the steel platforms come at me and I re spawn in the basement. At this point I wait it out a couple minutes before i hear the alarm again and see the steel platforms just a few feet above me, so the spawning place i found out is safe. I go up the same stairs and pass the people again and yell at them to get to the bottom of the basement or they will be crushed.

I enter the large room and i can't remember if I spawn an orange box or if it's just there. I get into and look out the seeing hole. I see the platforms go past me and I don't respawn. They retract and I get out of the box. My Boss? walks in and said I cheated but I just shrug and say i made it.

In the other door in the room is a bar. People are sitting there drinking. I notice the Music Artist Bjork nursing a drink by herself. I go to ask for an autograph or something but she shoos me away angrily. I feel a bit hurt but the other customers start giving her shit for being mean. I shrug and say it's okay, she's pretty famous and probably doesn't wanna be bothered all the time by fans. I go to leave the bar and wake up.

Chilliwack

I'm getting on a bus in downtown Chilliwack (a town I used to live in when I was younger). We down the main road towards little mountain, forget the name. and Now I'm in a car with Chilliwack /friends. We are going to visit someone. We drive past a set of townhouses I remember but they look totally different. We get by the gas station where little mountain is and I lose the dream.

Long lucid of doing nothing

I was in a different town at a different Gas station with a group of supposed friends. We are all planning on going to someones house. They all pile in cars but there is no room for me. I somehow get on a greyhound bus and the light shifts from day to night. We drive a block and I notice my dog is chasing the bus. I guess I was walking him earlier and forgot he was there. I yell at the bus driver to stop.

The bus stops and I feel light in gravity. I'm lucid but just decide to walk my dog for now. I have him by the collar and later it becomes a leash. I know I'm in a town like didsbury so I know if I turn right on the next block I will be walking towards downtown. The goal is to get something to eat and stay at a motel. I AM still lucid, just going along with the dream for now. At the corner I wonder if I can grow myself large. I halfheartedly try but don't feel myself grow tall or my view of height doesn't change. I just shrug and enjoy the walk

I turn the corner noticing how real everything seems and how stable the dream is. I spend a few minutes walking when i notice some buildings with lights on my left. At the corner I turn right again and find the Bar/motel place I was looking for. I walk in and there are people eating drinking, and some are on gambling machines. I enter a shared room. Where some people are sleeping and sitting on a couch with a TV in the corner.

I leave my dog in there and go outside for a smoke. While there I try to dilate time as dictated by Walms, but I'm sure I do it wrong. I forgot to have my hand on the ground and close one eye. I put my hand on the glass of the window and count the spaces in between my fingers trying to imagine them as units of time. I count 4 like normal and start from left to right again and notice i have more fingers. Instead of counting up from four i start at one again and so on, which is probably wrong as well. I count eleven spaces this time. My fingers have small hands on the end of them so my vision zooms in and I start counting the spaces in between thos fingers and it keeps zooming into more hands. This is exactly like the scene from Doctor strange. I then notice I was counting wrong, I pull myself out of this vision and I am still outside the bar. Things are a little blurry now. So I go back to the room where my dog is and go to sleep.

Family Meal Gone Wrong

I go directly from the other dream into this one fully lucid. I am a bit foggy like waking up from the other dream. I am sitting at a table. Some good looking woman is talking to a younger girl who looks well into her teens maybe 16-18 I can't tell if it's Michelle Or Shawna, The woman kisses her forehead as if she is her mother and begins to leave the room. I notice a strange old lady with a butch haircut sitting at the end part of the table who has dark energy seeping out of her as she is a shade of purple. I seem to be affected as well. I am getting violent urges so I pick up a piece of food and throw it at the girl. She starts crying and the older woman who I am expecting to scold me instead gets up and starts taunting the girl. the girl has brown hair that is shorter now, I'm thinking her appearance changes based on what mood she is in. The old woman goes to grab the girl by the hair and at the same time creates a clone of herself to sit in another chair which is also laughing at the girl. I am just watching the scene when my alarm goes off

Last night, bed 10pm 2:15am

2:15 am - 2x300 alpha gpc and back to bed for 1 hour 45 min till 4 am
4 am - up for wbtb

I started to feel the effects of alpha gpc very soon, but couldn't fall asleep long or deep enough to lucid.

2 dreams before WBTB
DR1
In a house, some people, something about clothes, someone coming for a visit, he is drunk.

DR2
I'm in Somalia. This is my first dream visit in this country. I'm walking in a corridor, a man hits a woman that was just passing by, slams her head to the wall and I can hear the sound it makes. I know that woman are mistreated here very badly. When a woman encounters a man, she has to kneel down, otherwise he will get mad and do something. We are coming to a bus station, but I can't get there, because there is a man on top of the stairs being a dick to a woman. One lady sitting on a bus station bench shakes her head to me "do no come here now". So I kneel at the bottom of the stairs, but get up when I have enough of it. The guy at the top of the stairs looks at me and I think I made a wrong decision but I don't care. I go around and squeeze by the gate and hop on the bus as it is leaving.

Now we are on a tour boat. Next to us is what I think is the other shore, but when it starts to move I realize it's a very long boat. I'm looking for my camera wanting to take a picture how they are using the river as a freeway. Every inch of the river is covered by boats and they are going fast as cars.

5am - 2x alpha gpc
5:10am - 2x4 galantamine
5:10 - sofa


I had a dream I was WILDing and then I saw what was happening around me with my eyes closed. But no awareness and I don't think I got lucid at all.

No dreams

I have decided to become a lucid dreamer!

I am hanging out with this blonde middle-aged Dutch lady with whom I had a relationship sometime ago IWL. We are at her place - a small, quaint apartment in a subtropical area like Florida. I look out her window and see a pond with a fountain in the middle, some palm trees and a golf course out in the distance. She is telling me how she needs someone to watch her place when she goes on vacation. She is needing someone to feed her cat, make sure her plants are being watered and mail is being brought in. I look over and notice there is another lady with us. She is pouring kitty food in a small dish in the kitchen. The Dutch lady continues to say that if I decide to housesit for her I can help myself to all the food in the fridge, watch her TV, sleep in her bed - basically I can make myself at home while she's gone. I thank her, but do not commit to staying there. She then leaves with her two blue suitcases, and I am left alone with the woman in the kitchen. I am suddenly transported to a brown-sanded, wasteland desert where my wife and I are cruising on golf carts, going up and down the hot dunes like waves on an ocean. The woman from the Dutch lady's kitchen is with us too, riding behind us in her own golf cart. Large, mystical snow-capped mountains loom in the background. I suggest we drive out the mountains, thinking it would be cool to climb to the peak of one of them. But after further thought, I realize this might be too dangerous. Plus, they were far away!

Suddenly I am back at the Dutch lady's apartment. She has since returned from vacation, having been gone a week. She is marveling that all the food is still in her fridge. She wants to know what I ate the whole time I stayed there. I told her I was gone too, on a vacation of my own. She freaks out and yells at me. "Who the hell was feeding my cat!" "I thought the lady in your kitchen was going to take care of it," I reply. She puts her hands on her hips and looks at me as though I were crazy. The cat suddenly comes up to me and purrs by my leg. I reach down to pick it up and notice there is a nasty spot on its back where hair is missing. It keeps turning around to lick the spot as I hold it. Dreamt 2/10/2017

There was a lot more to this one, but the best part was simply when I walked past a guy's house who had a lime green porsche 918. The color was ridiculous, but I gave him kudos for the ride, and suddenly he said,

"do you want to warm it up?"

He was going for a ride soon but wanted the engine and tires nice and warm when he started. So he tossed me the keys and let me in. I lost my shit, and started adding everything to my snap story, but I couldn't really operate the phone due to dream discoordination. I spent the next 20 minutes driving around until I smashed it then launched it off a jump into the sea. I climbed from the sea on a cliff wall with rocks that would fall off, and the wall became more and more flimsy until it wasn't rock ledges that I was grabbing but household items and clothing attached to the wall via velcro. Weird. I got to a set of monkey bars bolted in the wall, did some one armed pushups, then dropped down into a live version of a movie trailer for a movie about a family reunion that gets sexual. Weird.

Stress dream in a hospital

I was in the lobby with my mom and we were waiting to be called in for some back problems that I was having, but I had lost my paperwork and I was searching frantically to find it. There were also potentially awkward encounters all over the place that I was constantly dodging - People from my high school and university that I did not particularly want to run into. I was also trying to collect all of these 1$ and 2$ australian coins. They were all over the place! I don’t know what that was about but by the end of the dream I had a hefty collection and I was trying to carry as many of the coins as I could in my hands and shirt while leaving a shiny trail in my wake.

After what felt like an hour of this madness, my mom got called over by a nurse and the nurse lady got upset at me because I didn’t have the paperwork and she was going to kick me out of the hospital. I started to cry and she felt bad and changed her mind. I was confused about what that dream was about when I woke up, but then I remembered that my mom is going into surgery for her back later today and I think that’s what it was probably related to.


Bryan Cranston is a Red Dolphin

I was acting out a movie scene with Jim Carrey and Brad Pitt; Jim Carrey was supposed to be an evil clownlike character, similar to his role as the riddler, and Brad Pitt was a super tough and manly cowboy. We acted out the following scene a few times before I became lucid:

It was a clear starry night, around midnight, and we were walking along a boardwalk. Brad Pitt slowly walked towards the water and raised his hands at his sides, face up. A cheeseburger tied to a balloon floated up from each hand and then gently landed in front of me and Jim. We picked them up and started eating while negotiating some kind of deal. I think I was supposed to represent good, Jim was evil, and Brad was a neutral arbiter. Anyways, the scene would end with Jim Carrey betraying us and trying to murder us with an impressive arsenal of various obscure and sometimes comical weapons.

On the final take, Brad gave me two cheeseburgers and Jim only one, then Jim broke character and was showing off all his cool weapons, one of which was an old-school crossbow. I started telling Jim that there was no point in having such a weapon because it would take way too long to load. Brad picked it up, intending to show me just how wrong I was. He loaded it and fired towards the moon. The arrow came down and almost hit someone that was swimming. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Brad had kind of a crazy look in his eyes. He grabbed me by the shirt and threw us both into the water. He changed into Bryan Cranston and started talking to me about breathing underwater. I thought to myself, “Breathing underwater is fun in dreams…..Breathing underwater is pretty cool….Breathing underwater is fun...in dreams! ”



I tried to change Bryan Cranston into a dolphin and his skin started bubbling and his body turned red, then he grew fins and turned into a sort of bubbly-skinned red dolphin. I jumped on top of him as the Bryan dolphin sped towards the bottom of the ocean.

We swam by a colossal, ancient, white sea creature and my Bryan dolphin friend swam into their mouth. Pearly white teeth closed behind us and a golden light erupted from the cracks in the creature’s teeth. We swam out of their mouth and suddenly the red Bryan dolphin had turned into a killer whale. I didn’t remember that they were still considered a dolphin until I woke up but I rolled with it because crazy shit was happening and I liked it.

I rode the orca to Atlantis and saw a friendly looking mermaid. I wanted to ask her questions but as she approached me, her hair puffed out, her teeth turned into fangs, and her eyes turned red. She lunged at me and started furiously gnawing at my arm. After several quick bites I threw her off me. Many more mermaids burst from the sand with puffs of black sand. I Heard a voice that suggested I should come back in another season when they’re less hungry.



I moved time forward about 6 months and they were all nice and friendly again. I noticed that all of the muscle bound mermen were avoiding the ladies and so I asked them why they weren’t hanging out with any of the women. They told me that the guys all thought the girls were crazy and after asking around a bit I found out that all the mermen were very gay. I wanted to go talk to the mermaid ladies but I was a bit nervous since our last encounter was a bit scary, but I went over to one of them anyways. She looked uncomfortable and I asked her if she was gay like the guys were. She said, “YES! Yes. Gay. That’s it.” But I think that she just thought I wanted to have sex with her and she didn’t want to be bothered by me.
I guess she had already met Fryingman and woblybil.