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This dream is little more dark than the last two, but I figured I'd entry it anyways.

I dream I am exploring the backyard of my old house(which I did IRL that night, the house is condemned and locked off). I have my bull mastiff dog Dracula with me and we are walking around the yard just to see the state of everything. We go up to the back door and look inside of the house. Despite the fact that it is filled with mold, I enter the house and walk through the kitchen. Looking around, everything is how I suspect it would be, water damaged and torn apart. It's a pretty upsetting scene. As my dog is walking around I make my way down the hallway to my old bedroom. I walk in and the dream actually has depicted the bedroom to look very similar to what it looks like in real life. There are a few hiccups on accuracy, but that's how dreams work. I'm just surprised how accurate the house looks all together. But anyway, I continue searching around the room looking at all of my old things I left behind. Two AH-6J Little Bird helicopter toys(I never owned in real life), and my older brother's airsoft gun collection(much larger than it was IRL). I pick one of the guns up, a replica of an AK-47. My brother also has some tactical vests the military uses too, which I take. I unload the AK and look in the magazine, which is actually filled with nerf gun bullets. I turn now and see my older brother standing in the doorway. He tells me to out the gun down and leave. I do as he says and I follow him to the front door where my Dad is waiting. I now follow them outside to the front porch and then I awake.

Now something a little more interesting, which is actually kind of funny because this wasn't a lucid dream.

Anywhore...

So I dream I am in some sort of Hunger Games/Battle Royale kind of competition. Myself and several other people are all closed off in some sort of environment, and there are supplies all around the area for our survival. Most of the weapons scattered around the area are automatic weapons of all sorts.
I happen to pick up a small PDW of some sort. It is a machine pistol of some type, which a high fire rate. It will be perfect for engaging other survivors in close quarters. I now take the weapon and run up some sort of scaffolding that leads up to a dome tower. I notice that there are multiple survivors running around and shooting each other up in the building floors below the dome. I reach the first floor and sneak my way past all of them and enter into a room. However, someone spots me as I enter and chases after me. I turn around and three people run into the room with guns. I pull the trigger and mow all three of them down with my only magazine of ammo. One of them tumbles back into a closet, another to the floor, and the third one hits the walls and falls back. My blood is pumping adrenaline rapidly now. I now walk outside and look around for a new weapon. I look down and spot an AK-47 sitting by the railing surrounding the building. I pick it up and run back into the building. I notice several more survivors coming up the scaffolding. I wait in the building, and I do so, I awake.

It's been quite a while, since I've updated here, so there we go.

Date: 13 Feb

Pre bed: 3 mel

Wbtb: 1/3 latte

I have a non-ld at my grandma's, then another one at an unidentified place that resembles our old place, where I'm trying to ld while family members are walking around.

Mini-LD: I have a short ld that feels like a dream from scratch where I suddenly find myself in this dream scene. I examine myself in the mirror. Memory gap.

LD:Now I am at our old place and remember to do breathing exercises. This goes on for a while until the dream collapses.

LD: I'm on the street now facing this mexican looking DC, he seems quite lively and says something that's in line with what I was thinking/saying. This leads me to initially believe that he's a smart DC. I start a conversation with him, asking him about stuff of interest.

As I talk to the DC, I start noticing that the background kind of flickers (the light in the entire scene), it gradually becomes thicker with this additional layer of light. In the meantime, it seems there is nothing to be learned from this DC as he keeps on coming up with random words.

I start paying less attention to him, continue expressing my thoughts and desires. I pay more attention to what's going on, don't analyze the situation, just witness and feel this energy. The dream layer of energy and light becomes brighter and more dense, it's like I can feel the entire field of dense energy that is over everything and there's a slight hue towards the very light blue to it. It's somewhat pleasant but I totally get the feel and worry that the dream might be coming to an end, while this is happening.

I then recall my restaurant task and look around. The street is rather deserted, just warehouses and no restaurant nearby. The energy effect gradually diminishes as I concentrate on my task. I get the feeling that it might be difficult to change things in this dream, it seems realistically stable when I look at the warehouses, but then get an idea to think about McD. I think about finding a McD around and sure enough, I see the familiar M (or something close to it) over one of the places at the warehouse.

It's closed though, I can see that it's empty and the lights are off. But no problem, I instinctively cover the place with my hand and think about it being open and working/full of people. I move my hand away and it is! I head in its direction, happy about the summon. There are large pictures of burgers all over. But wait, do I really want to eat McD in a dream? I continue inside the store, which feels like some part of mall now. There's this undetermined place that kind of looks like a supermarket section or a convenience store, whatever, it is adjusting to my thoughts/expectations as I come closer.

In the end as I reach the shelves, wondering what to pick up to eat, it becomes a sushi place. I examine the food, wondering what my subcon will come up with, trying not to influence it too much. There's delicious looking sushi with red caviar and also another box that I can't recall in detail. I grab those two and head towards the cashier. Here, I want to play around some more.

There are two female DCs working there and a number of DCs queueing to pay. I go to the counter and expect to be immediately served. They direct their attention towards me and take the boxes, giving me a slight look of discontent. I feel like I don't have any money with me, but instead of summoning them, I decide it will be more fun to pretend that I am paying and everything is fine. This is exactly what what I do - after the old Chinese lady tells me the price, I make a movement to hand her some invisible banknotes which she takes and gives me back a receipt and semi-existing sort of change (a coin or so). She also hurts me a bit with her finger nail and gives me a somewhat angry look (as if she knows what I'm doing). I take the stuff and get ready to leave but the dream fades and I find myself in bed. I briefly wait to resume, but it doesn't immediately happen, and possibly better for journaling.

Hey, I won't say many details about this dream because I was going to write the entry a few days ago when it happened but a bunch came up and I came back today and it didn't auto save anything, so I'm not gonna write a detailed DJ, especially because I have several others I'd like to type up tonight that were much more interesting, but ironically not lucid.

Anyway, I dreamt I bought some soup at a Chinese restaurant and I had no money, so I ran off with it. I became lucid in the process and threw the soup aside. I then spawned in an orange Dodge Charger and get in it to drive. That's about all I remember.

Don't worry, much more interesting dream journals to come in the next hour or so.

I start off in a massive, dome room (the ceiling is like the top half of a sphere). The atmosphere is precisely that of Twilight Princess from The Legend of Zelda series (amazing game... if you haven't played it, you should). The room resembles a cathedral The floor is made up of large, stone bricks. Some of the bricks are cracked and crumbly, while others are perfectly intact. The bricks are about two feet by four feet. There are dark red colored bricks and light grey bricks. They make up a target symbol with a red circle in the middle, then a grey ring, then a red ring, and the outermost area is grey. Each ring is about six bricks across. The walls are curved to line up with the ceiling and they are concrete. They're also cracking in some areas. There are pillars attached to the walls. They look like Greek pillars. I am unsure of how many there were, but there were many. On some of the pillars there are torches for lighting the room. I walk forward toward the center of the room. A large, scaly sphere bursts through the wall I'm facing. The sphere is covered in very dark red scales. The scales are fairly large, about a foot in length and ½ foot wide at their greatest width. I have to dive to get out of the way. It hits the wall opposite from where it came. I notice that the wall was is severely cracked where it hit. The scaly sphere sits there and I see its eyes. They're nearly perfectly hidden under two scales. When I make eye contact with it, it lets out a growl of hysterical anger. It starts off very low pitched (like a lion's growl), but the pitch slowly rises - as does the volume. As it growls, it begins to vibrate. The growl becomes so loud and at such a high pitch that it is almost unbearable. The higher the pitch and the louder the growl gets, the more it vibrates. I feel the vibrations in my feet and shins. It finally reaches the highest and loudest point and rolls towards me once more. I dodge once more, but this time it doesn't hit the other side or stop to get all mad and changes its aim to me once more. I know it will hit me and it does. I feel the scales grinding against me, but it does not hurt. They mostly feel like small pulses of pressure running down my skin. It is as if I am made of a squishy, latex material. The sphere and I propel through the wall. The area the sphere and I broke through leads down an underground tunnel slide. It is too small for the sphere creature to fit through, but I am sliding down the tunnel. I come to a harsh, sudden stop when I hit the ground. It causes an intense vibration from my hips down. The sensation quickly fades, and there is a shift to

a very sunny, bright area. I am in the center of a slim pathway made of very dry soil. On both sides of the path is grass. It is more luscious and green than any grass I have ever seen. In the distance I see many buildings, but they are distorted. It just looks like they're blurry and swaying back and forth... similar to the way heat makes something look. I walk forward and pass a white picket fence. I think of it as pointless because it isn't on the path, and it only goes a couple feet on either side of the path. Anyhow, I pass it. There are small trees on the left side that still need posts for support because they aren't big enough to stand on their own, and there are a couple brown, wooden benches on the right side. I eventually get to a round-about sort of thing. It's a larger path in a circle, and it has a small median in the middle filled with little pink/red/purple/green flowers, and another small tree in the middle. It's just as big as a normal round-about. I go to the right side. There's a very old-looking pickup truck that's pretty much all rusted. It is approaching me, but the closer it gets, the slower it moves. The driver yells at me and tells me that I should pick up a flower from the ground and give it to a girl. I pick it up. When I see it the first time, it's purple. I walk further into the area and notice that I am just outside of a small, country town. There is an arch in front of me to signify the entrance to the town. There are two buildings; one on each side of the arch with their sides facing me, and their entrances facing in towards the path that continued on into the town. The path is straight and seems to go on indefinitely, as do the buildings... just one after another. The buildings are mostly old-school brick houses, but there are a few that are made of wood instead. I look for a girl to give the flower to around the outskirts of the town, but all the girls I see are with their boyfriends, husbands, or kids. I turn around and see a girl sitting on a bench beside the path facing the town. She is dressed in a black, long-sleeved shirt, and black pants. She's not sitting with anyone, so I approach her. The flower I picked up is now green. I sit next to her and give her the flower, but she wants a dandelion instead. I look down and there is, conveniently, a dandelion. I pick it and give it to her. After I look up from picking the dandelion, she isn't in all black anymore; she's wearing blue jeans and a white shirt. We stand up and begin to walk towards the city. I almost get through the arch, but then the girl starts to walk backwards away from me. Her movements aren't like normal backwards walking, they're forwards walking, reversed. The next thing I see is the rusty truck passing me, but it's going backwards to where it came from. Its backside was facing the town, and the dirt was dropping from the backside instead of coming up from the ground from its front side. The people were also moving in reverse. I could still move freely, though. I, again, almost got through the arch, but that's when I woke up.

Background: This was my very first lucid dream, pretty old dream around 2011-2012. well here's the story: I watched inception and I really became intrigued by dreams and what they are. I joked around about controlling dreams to my friends and family. I had this thought when I was a child but it got thrown out as a stupid thought by myself. Well I then searched up "dream control" on the internet. I got lucid dreaming as a suggestion. I didn't believe it at first. It felt like a far-fetched idea, but I was open minded to it. I learned a little about LD, but not too much. I thought I was "trying at the moment but I barely did anything". I didn't write down my dreams down. Even my first LD, I never wrote it down, but you never forget the first. I tried a little for a couple of weeks and nothing. I waited and kept trying for a month two then three months. I gave up around the fourth month. As I was laying down watching spongebob I fell asleep during the break.

Dream:I don't remember what made me lucid but I became lucid inside of a room. The dream was stable though. I thought about what I wanted to do for a long time which was naturally to fly. I never thought about limitation. I broke through the roof tops. I thought about flying fast like in the movies where they see the stars passing by them. I immediately escaped Earth's atmosphere. I passed the sun then the stars. I kept going. It became pitch dark. I said uhh uhh I am going all the way. I kept flying for some time in the VOID. I broke through the floor and ended up in my sister's room. I lost lucidity here. I walked around house for some reason in the dream. I woke up and realized that was only ten min of sleeping. I became excited because now I believe.

A fragment about a castle where there's a bottle containing the souls of witches, kept as a historical item for tourists to look at.

Based on Legend, I'm visiting Darkness. He's going on and on about his plans to marry Lili, have her kill the unicorn and so on, gloating. I say to him, no. Her human boy, Jack, he's on his way here, and she's going to have to make a choice. She might have sided with darkness for the moment, but my side's going to win her in the long run. Darkness grants me that point - but "we don't have years." The choice she makes in the moment is the one that matters, not whatever regrets she'll have afterwards.

Uncategorized Dream,Lucid, (Comments)
Background: Before going to bed I did nothing again. Just listened to music and went to sleep easily. I also watched a movie early on during the day that had a witch in it and she could shape shift, "47 ronin".

Dream fragment 1 from 8:20am-1:27am"":
I had yet another mathematics dream. I was picking up patterns that didn't make sense and I tried endlessly to make sense.

I did a WBTB. I stayed up later than usual and I watched a movie called, "Unbreakable". I went to bed around 5:06 am, but I don't think I slept untill about an hour of moving back and forth on my bed.

Dream fragment 2 from 5:30am-7:06am" Dream with SP":I was looking for some equipment in Best Buy or some other electronic store. I looked around and found nothing. I went on a car ride with my sister. I looked at the beautiful sunset while on the free way. She drove on the line in between lanes. I thought about how strange it was for her to drive like that but I remembered that she is a crazy driver. Apparently everybody did the same thing as her. They were trying to avoid the muni-tracks.

I was now going to an apartment. The women ran out of the bathroom. She started crying, she told us that she got an STD. I went inside the bathroom to investigate, brilliant me. I go inside and I see a can on the floor. I could still hear the women talking as I went inside. She said it was a can that sprayed her and gave her the STD. The can started moving towards me. I moved and it turned. I kicked it. The knob twisted and I started hearing a hissing sound. I got the fear that I might get this new STD that she got. I ran out. I saw these couples entering the bathroom. I told them about the can. My face covered. They asked me, "is it okay to tell the women that got the STD about this?". They didn't want to embarrass her. I said no we have to warn everybody. We left and I told them about my brilliant plan to kick the can. I picked up a pink paper and I wrote, "do not open the door". I said if they are stupid and don't listen they will get what they deserved. *I thought about the hard time I had to go to sleep.

*transition: I see a man in a courtroom. He was testifying against the poor lady that got the virus. He was being questioned. The opposing lawyer was a witch and she walked up to the man looking at him in the eyes. He went into a trance. She said this women is evil and he repeated after her. This went on for a while. The other lawyer was screaming I object, he is saying the same thing as her. *I started becoming conscious of my sleeping body.

I was now up in the kitchen making myself some food. The lights were all off. I felt sad about not having a good night sleep. I saw my sister and I started becoming concussions of my body again. I unknowingly felt the effects of SP in the dream. With it came fear. I was paralyzed in the dream and I thought my sister is making me do this. I thought demon. I was being forced to eat the food that I prepared. I realized that it was not a demon. It clicked this is a dream. I now had my consciousness without full control of body I see my sister transform into the demon I envisioned before my eyes. Her body went into the floor and she turned into a shadow snake. I tried to move but couldn't. It went to my legs and crawled inside of me.
I wake up with a sensation of paralysis and vibration going back and forth throughout my body. My heart was racing. I thought I could go back into the dream but my body was too excited from the dream.


Became lucid by: DILD

Possible Dream Sign:
Mathematics

I was in some sort of real life game where you had to shoot people, but they wouldn't die but rather get knocked out of the game. Sort of like a harmless real gun paintball. The first game I took a sniper rifle and did pretty well. The second game I also had a sniper rifle but at one point I was the only one left where I was standing and I could see 10+ people in three different locations, aiming at me. I shot a whole lot of those people down but I never got hit myself, nor recalled any of them firing at me for real. At one point I picked up another type of sniper rifle but the gun was really weird and flexible and someone was about to explain how to fire it but I just dropped it and went on my way.

Just spent about 45 mins typing this all out in depth and then my account timed out and it only saved the first dream, so sorry for the lack of description because I can't be asked to re type everything. I will be more descriptive and interesting next time.

This is my first DJ entry, as I prefer to write mine down with pen and paper. However... I will be using this during the competition #17 to help verify my score.

Due to being out of town with no sleep... this wasn't the perfect weekend to start off on. I didn't take my dream journal with me so all I have are results from this morning.

One full dream, and a Lucid dream.

The non lucid started off with me in a classroom. I was sitting next to two girls, and the back of another girl who I strongly dislike. She was being very rude and annoying, hehe. The two girls who are my friends started to yell at her, and me, being uncomfortable, left. I went out to the field where kids were running the mile. For some reason this was the field of my middle school. So many different kids were running, and 3rd graders (I have no idea why they are at my school....) are giving out a "forgiveness award" for the most forgiving "buddy". After this, everyone was assigned a new name, and we had to run. When running this kid with an afro who I know, Malik, came. His afro was white. He started speaking jibberish and I started laughing. The girl next to me also started laughing and then I looked at her and she grabbed a small special-ed child and kissed her on the lips... I then awoke.

Later this night I had my Lucid.

I woke up at 6:00 AM and attempted WILD. Within a few minutes I started getting HH. HI was minimal (from what I can remember). My body started twisting around the room. I saw only blackness. Thinking I had failed, I got up to go pee but realized I was in a dream when I couldn't hit the toilet. RC for good measure, and yes I can breathe through my nose. My balance is terrible so I yelled "BALANCE NOW" and got perfect balance. I walked past my brother playing drums as he stared at me and tried to teleport by wiping the scene with my hand but couldn't. I went outside to stabilize and explore. I focused until I could hear the birds chirping and saw every blade of grass. I felt the sunrise on one side of my body and the morning breeze on the other. Very crisp, (I was still in my boxers :p). I saw my friend, and remembering the TOTM, I tried to ask him his middle name but he didn't answer because I already knew it. It's 'Shiyu'. I tell him to help me find some dream figures because this is a dream (which I NEVER say) and he looked at me and I was ejected from the dream. I used DEILD to re-enter but not long after I was ejected again. I found this very strange, and attribute it to my REM cycles ending most likely.

Points:
Over my stay out of town I had about 6 fragments, so 3 points.
Remember the whole dream - 1 point (x2)
Become lucid - 5 points (Note: You get points for 'becoming' lucid even when you are lucid from the start, like when WILDing)
Do an successful Reality Check - 1 point
Successfully stabilize the dream - 2 points
Successful WILD - Wake Induced Lucid Dream - 3 points
Successful DEILD - Dream Exit Induced Lucid Dream - 2 points

This makes a total of 18 points for today.

As a note to self, me 3 step tasks will be

Element manipulation
Advanced summoning
Advanced flying


Sorry if this bored you, or whatever. I had technical difficulties and will try better next time. Thank you for reading.

I'm back to keeping a dream journal, after not keeping one for years.

3/5/2014
Dream 1: I remember being in my house and Jen was scared because there was a spider on the ceiling of the kitchen. I looked at the spider and it was very large, white and furry. I didn’t want to touch it so I grabbed a plastic container, reached up and trapped the spider in it. I tried to put a lid on the container and the spider turned into a large white mouse that was trying to bite me. Then I woke up briefly. I didn’t make a note in my note pad.
Dream 2: I’m in a strange place, surrounded by wooded hills. There are run down little shacks everywhere. I know that my parents own this property, and I am disgusted that my father has let it get so run down. I know that I have to fix everything. I am driving a little tractor around and I know I have to mow acres and acres of land, plus I have to fix up all the run down shacks. At one point I find a larger old building and notice my father has put a bunch of furniture and other stuff outside. There is water everywhere and I am angry because I need to clean up the mess he made. At some point in the dream I remember speaking to my brother, but I don’t remember what I said. Throughout this dream I am feeling very angry.

3/6/2014: (I only remember 1 dream) I am in some kind of mall, it reminds me a bit of the Woburn Mall mixed with some elements of older buildings you might find near the ocean (on the Cape or at Wells ME). I remember looking at a court yard in the mall, which was very large and had a fountain. I was walking with other people, who I knew, but I don’t remember who they were. At one point we are walking past a store with glass display windows and there is a pretty black woman standing inside the display. I make a comment to the people I’m with that she looks just like “the other woman we just saw”, although I don’t remember seeing another woman previously. I stop in front of her for a moment and look at her face. Then I tell her that she is very beautiful. She smiles at me. I’m feeling very confident in myself. We go into a store. Immediately to my right is a display with large (3 ft. tall) decorative whisky bottles. I comment to the people I’m with “These are just like the bottles my father used to own.” However, in RL he never owned bottles like these. I move to my right and there is a large fish tank, inside are some fish swimming around. Then, inside the tank, a very impressive hologram of an oversized red human skull appears. I know that this is meant to do this. I comment about how cool it was. The next thing I remember, I’m in a large open room with many windows and several doors. The room reminds me of the 200 year old house I lived in when I was 10 years old, but it is much larger than any room in that house. I know I need to take a shower. I am shirtless. I don’t want to completely undress because the windows have no shades, curtains or blinds, and the room is on the first floor so anyone walking by could see right in. I am a bit frustrated by this situation. My alarm goes off and startles me awake. I laid in bed for a few minutes struggling to recall what I could about this dream

3/7/2014: Dream 1: I remember being at a skating arena. I was skating with Jen and a group of people (I don’t skate in real life). Then I remember sitting down on a wooden bench. Jessica (my ex-wife’s sister) comes over and sits next to me. I know that we are supposed to go to lunch to catch up on things. I feel nervous, like this is a date. I ask her if Ken (her husband) knows we are going to lunch. She says he is fine with it. I look across the arena and there is Ken. He has a snow shovel and is doing some kind of work. I wave to him. He smiles and waves back. Then I pick up one of my winter gloves and carefully fold the fingers back until on the middle finger is sticking up and hold it up so he can see it. He laughs, but I notice my old boss Gail to my left with a bunch of kids. She looks offended by my gesture. I wake up. I didn’t check the time.

Dream 2: It is night and I am in the parking lot of White City Plaza (at least it reminded me of this place). I’m with my friend Joe (friend from high school who I haven’t seen since 1987). We are going to my grandparent’s house. I know that they are dead, and have been for a very long time, but I have a key to the house and we are going to get something to eat. We walk across the wet pavement (it looks like it rained earlier) and up to the front door. We go inside. It is a very small house. The first room is the kitchen, with a little white stove to my left and a small table to the right. We go to a room on the left that has shelves with cans and boxes of food. I my head I know that this is not my grandparent’s house, but my aunt Jane’s house. I vaguely remember eating something sweet (it may have been frosting). We stuffed some stuff in our pockets and go back to the kitchen. I remember looking at a small counter which had an old white rotary phone, and some papers on it. I also remember looking into a small room which looked like an office. Joe and I left the house through the same door we came in. We start walking back to his car when two police officers approach us. They tell us to take them back into the house so they can check to see if we stole anything. I’m feeling scared. We go back into the house. Suddenly I realize I’m part of a comedy TV show. Joe is now Ashton Kutcher.. We are standing in the kitchen as the police are looking around. Suddenly I notice that my Aunt is stuffed in the stove. I can see the back of her head and neck pressed against the glass window. She is wearing a blue and white flowered dress with a white lace collar. Her weight is pushed against the stove door and it is starting to open. I sit down on the floor in front of the stove and try to hold it closed by pressing my back against it, but her weight is too much and it keeps opening. I can hear the laugh track play at the comical situation. I turn around and push against the door but it keeps opening and I keep pushing it closed, hoping the cops don’t notice. I put my nose near the crack of the door and inhale expecting to smell rotting corpse, but I don’t smell anything because this is just a TV show. Then next thing I remember I am in a heated pool with Jen. We are swimming in the deep end. The water feels amazing. She swims up to me and starts kissing me and rubbing against me. We continue to kiss as we swim to the shallow end with the intention of having sex. I wake up. It is 4:20 am.

It took me a while to fall back to sleep. I believe I was dreaming, but my alarm startled me awake. I lay there for a few minutes but couldn’t recall anything.

3/8/2014: I woke up early in the morning and lay still trying to remember my dream. It was very frustrating because I know I was dreaming just before I awoke, but I just couldn’t recall a single detail which would have led me to recall more. I managed to fall back to sleep.

Dream 1: I vaguely remember walking in a mall and knowing I was skipping school…. The next thing I remember I was back at my parent’s house. There is some kind of event going on (maybe a cookout). I am outside near a rail fence. There is a computer screen there and I am accessing my email account. I have my email account with the Disney channel, so the web page has all kinds of pictures of Disney characters (Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Mickey Mouse, etc). Suddenly some childhood friends come up behind me; Jim & Eric. I am happy to see they came to the event, but then I realize that I haven’t showered and I am wearing my mother’s old pink sweatshirt which is very dirty and way too tight for me. I need to shower and change so I go into the house. I walk to the bathroom and close the door. I look in the mirror and notice that the entire left side of my face is covered in a horrible rash. When I look away from the mirror I am now clean and dressed in blue jeans and a t-shirt. I walk out of the bathroom and into my parent’s kitchen. Eric and Jim are there along with another tall guy who is sitting at the table with his back to me. He is wearing a long black coat and a black winter cap. I expect it to be another childhood friend named Jeff. The man turns around and he has a graying goatee. I don’t recognize him. I hold my hand out to shake his hand….the dream fades and I wake up.

3/9/14 – 6:30 am: I remember that I was walking through a town on the Cape (in real life my wife was at the Cape with her friends yesterday). I am walking on a street that is high above the town, so I have a nice view of the town. There is snow everywhere and my childhood friend Dave is with us. The next thing I remember is I am at some kind of outdoor mall with my wife and some other people. There is an outdoor restaurant area with lots of 4 person tables set up in a grid formation. My wife has the design plans and has to find the best place to put 4 telephone booths. I am looking at the plans with her. There is already 1 public telephone at the upper right corner of the layout and I tell her that she should put the 3 more right with the already existing booth because it will save the cost of having to purchase the 4th booth. She ignores me and adds all 4 booths to another place on the plans. I am very annoyed with her. The next thing I remember I am sitting cross legged on the floor of the restaurant near the entrance. Several old ladies enter and are annoyed with me because I am sitting too close to the door and they are having trouble getting by me. I try to move out of there way, but there is nowhere to go. Across from me is sitting the wife of Mark B (a guy who went to my high school who is now a P90X instructor). She is dressed in workout cloths and sitting cross legged. I ask her how she got into health and fitness. She tells me that she is diabetic. For some reason I know I asked her to hold my wedding ring. I ask for it back and she gives me 2 smaller rings and 2 pennies. I am annoyed that she hasn’t given me back my ring. Then a woman walks in the room and shouts “Who wants some chicken granderra!?!” The dream fades and I wake up.

1/6/2014

LD #55 - Desperate for a BJ

Weird night sleep. I woke up at 3am and didn’t fall back to sleep until around 4 am. In my dream I am on some kind of college campus. There are building all around, it is winter and it is night. I realize I’m dreaming.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I start looking for a woman to give me a BJ. I find one woman sitting on a couch in one of the building. I walk over, lay down on the couch in front of her and gently pull her head down. She starts and it feels very good, but then I have a false awakening back outside on the campus. I still know I’m dreaming and go looking for another woman. I find one laying in her bad, in her dorm room. I get into bed with her and gently pull her head down. I have another false awakening. I go to another building. I find an older woman sitting in a chair. I stand in front of her and gently pull her head to me. She starts and it is feeling good.

My alarm goes off.

1/16/2013

LD # 54 HUGE Penis

So I woke up and used the bathroom at about 3:30am. I went back to bed worried I wouldn’t be able to fall back to sleep. Suddenly I find myself back in the bathroom and I’m naked.

Spoiler for Sexual Content:

I walk by the large mirror over the sink and to my pleasant surprise I have a huge erection. I actually say “Well Hello!!” out loud. It had to be over a foot long and as thick as my wrist. I look down at my huge penis and lean down to look at it. It is so big it reaches my face easily. I realize that this isn’t reality and without a RC I am lucid. I then do what, I believe, most men would do…I begin to perform phallacio on myself. As I’m doing this I glance at myself in the mirror and notice I have about 3 days worth of stubble on my face. I continue to perform on myself, and it feels very good, desperately trying to bring myself to orgasm..but I can’t seem to get there quick enough.

I then wake up.

12/31/2012

LD #53 Wife tells me she is lucid dreaming.

In my dream I was working at a Target, and I was very behind on my work and very worried I was going to lose my job. At some point I end up in a room that looks similar to my basement. My wife comes running in the room and says, “I’m lucid dreaming! Look I can fly!” She levitates off the floor and begins to fly slowly around the room. That moment I think, ‘If she can fly than I’m dreaming!’ I’m lucid without a RC. She lands and I run over to her. I grab her by the shoulder and bring her face very close to mine. I say, “Are you really dreaming? Are you really here? I’m dreaming too!” I stare into her eyes. I am hoping we are sharing a dream. The dream fades out and I wake up. (I spoke to my wife, and she did not have a lucid dream last night.)

12/7/2012

LD # 52 Going to miss my flight!

I know I’ve had at least 2 other LDs this past year that I didn’t record and have forgotten.

In my dream I’m at an airport waiting for a flight for a business trip. The airport looks more like a farm (old rundown) and I had to walk across a field of long grass to get to the actual airplane. So I’m walking to the plane when I look down and notice I’m barefoot. I’m annoyed, then suddenly I realize I forgot my ticket and I won’t be able to board the plane. I start to freak out. I’m thinking that I’m going to miss the business trip, my company paid over a thousand dollars for the tickets and I am going to have to pay that back. Out of desperation I do a RC just hoping that I am actually having a nightmare. I look at my left hand and count 5 fingers. OH NO!! But I double check (as I often do in RL). I look at my right hand and count my fingers, and I have 9!! I am incredibly relieved and I’m lucid!. Then I decide to fly. I jump into the air superman style and fly upward (a bit too slowly) about 50 feet. I then jet off to my right at a good speed. I fly near some power lines and dodge around them. I notice a train (a new high speed train) speeding along on a raised track to my left. I decide to catch the train and land on its roof. I jet towards it. I catch up to the train, but have to bank left to line up with the direction it is going. My banking doesn’t work well and I drift as I try to turn (like being in a car that is sliding on ice). I bring myself to a stop and am about to jet toward the train…when everything fades and I wake up.