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Dream #1 Fly far away crow.

Im in a spanish neighborhood fighting with some latin dudes about something. One of my old homies from Cali was with me and he told me in spanish to fly away and go someplace safe. I looked at him and told him, Gracias compadre. (Thank you partner)
"Go go, just fly far away from here i got your back homes"
I begin running and felt myself shapeshift into my crow form. I started cawing and flying thru the air, looking for a place to land. I find a nearby fruitstand abandoned, i see a latin man walk away from the fruitstand. I hop up onto the Papaya fruits, take my beak and peck away at the Papayas. I hear the man coming back out and try and get one last peck at the juicy nector of the fruit.
"Hey you pesky crow get outta here!"
He takes a broom and try swatting at me. He misses me, and i laugh at him cawing and flying up to his roof. He stands there just looking at me.
i glance back at the man cawing at him.





Notes: This was the closest song i could find to the music of this next scene of the dream.

I decide to fly off into a store, the doors were left open and there was some salsa music playing. I walk in casually pacing back and forth nodding my head and cawing to the music. A latin woman was laughing at me saying something in spanish i believe it was..(Look at that dancing crow) A man who i believed owned the store got up and tried throwing his shoe at me. He missed, and i cawed at him continuing to dance to this salsa music. Lol, The lady kept laughing and saying something in spanish about me dancing to the salsa music. Finally the latin man gets up with one shoe on and the other off, and picks up a stick, and started walking towards me. I begin running and hopping away with my little bird legs and cawing.

I flew atop a aisle of can goods, just taking my beak and pecking at the cans as they fell off the shelves. Salsa music still playing im nodding my head and cawing the entire time.
The man tries stepping over the can goods, but i fly over to another aisle and begin pecking at more cans as they roll over in his direction. The man tries hopping over the cans but slips in some juice that managed to spill from my mischievious pecks st the cans. The woman literally falls out her chair laughing at what just happened. Meanwhile i fly out of the store cawing looking to create more havoc.

I fly over to some urban community, and some nearby kids thought that it would be funny to start throwing rocks and shit at me. I get hit by one of the rocks, as i did not see it coming..and fly off into a nearby tree. Injured a bit, i rest and wake up from that dream.


4:45 - 4:55 am. Did subconscious training. And plenty of reality checks with my totem.


Dream #2 Pain is pleasure.

Im in the kitchen at my auntie L's house fixing me some snacks. It was a family gathering and everyone was dancing and having a good time. My aunt L wanted me to dance and i told her amybe in a bit, im about to eat. I noticed a older black dude slipping something into one of my cousins drink. I look at him with a fierce cold spine chilling look of stone.
"What the fuck do you think you are doing"!? "Kill that damn music!" The music stops.
I walk up to the man. "I asked you a question, what the fuck are you doing!?"
"Oh was uh..uh..just playing."
"Do i look fucking stupid or somethin to you!? Wha..what you tryna be a comedian or something?"


WARNING!!!
THE FOLLOWING DETAILS MAY BE EXTREMELY GRAPHIC IN NATURE, AND CONTAINS AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE, AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Spoiler for Very Violent Nature:

I walk up to the man and grab a knife from a nearby table and look at all of my DC family members.
"Close your eyes everyone"
They all cover their eyes.
"You see...im a very peaceful loving person. I don't like hurting people, but just seems like..when you harm something or someone i love..well...you just have to feel suffering at its most extreme degree."
I take the knife and give it to the man.
"Your gonna need that if your about to defend yourself against me."
The man swipes at me and i move back and forth laughing the entire time. I finally grab his arm and pop it out his socket until his collerbone is showing. The man starts screaming and drops the knife. I yell at him.
"CUT ME DAMMIT, CUT ME!!!"
He starts tearing up crying.
"Im trying but my arm hurts!"
I grabbed the man and pull him towards me, shapeshifting into a vampire chick.
"Do you love pain as much as i do? Hmm..the way i see it is...my pleasure is your pain."
I take my nails and pierce him in his stomach. He screams and kneels to the floor.
"Aww..don't tell me you are giving up already hm? I am just getting started."
I shapeshift back into my original form.
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"Because DCs like you, need to be taught a lesson!" I hear footsteps walking towards me and feel a slight tickle behind my ear. Its Natalia.


(Natalia talking) "Aww..now why would you have all this fun without inviting me Q...hmm? Tell you what..you leave him to me and i will certainly give him pain to his fullest.
Besides...i love hearing a man scream."

I do as i am told. As Natalia is certainly a more viscious form of a projection of myself.

"Mmkay well you two have fun," I noticed all of my family DCs have vanished.
"Oh don't worry...we will."
I walk towards the front door getting ready to exit, when i turn around and notice the man on both of his knees in front of Natalia. She is standing in front of him with both her hands on her hips. She tells the man to kiss her leather boots and to call her Goddess Natalia. The man does it and she tells him is he ready to give her ultimate pleasure. (Surely he is unaware that Natalia gets off on tormenting men) She begins grabbing the knife off of the floor and telling him that his services have been good, but he fails at reaching the requirements to being her slave or something like that. She turns his head the opposite direction from hers, the man lets out his final scream.
"Noo please!"
She takes the knife and slits his throat laughing and moaning in exctasy. the man falls to the floor face first, and Natalia starts Rubbing blood all over herself moaning.

That was enough to wake me up.


7:25 - 7:35 am. Subconscious training.


Final dream: Samina"s next lesson.

Im at my 2nd home in the basement looking thru my dream records. I hear my doorbell ring, i walk upstairs and answer the door.
"Hi Dreamprofesser."
"Well hello Samina, how are you doing today"?
"Good. Um, i just thought i come over today so you can teach me some more new abilties."
"Sure, sure come in sweetheart."
She sets her hello kitty bookbag on the couch in the living room, and we walk downstairs to the basement. Samina is wearing a long sleeve black and white Looney tunes shirt, with some black pants, and black and white converse sneakers. Her hair is curly and in a long ponytail. We get downstairs in the basement and i ask her how is her mom doing.
"She's doing good, just resting up a bit".

"Good. Well ready to get started on your next lesson?"
"YAY!"
She is sitting down on a little stool holding both her arms up smiling.
"Great let me grab your records and start seeing your next lesson."
"Okey dokey, looks like shapeshifting and your usage of totems is next Samina."
"YES!!!!"
She takes her little fist and pumps it into the air. I walk over to my desk and grab her some totems from dresser drawer. I pull out marbles, Jacks, dices, chess pieces, a toy dolphin and a few other items.
"K, which one of these do you want to choose for your next totem?"
"Mmm i want that clear marble with the stars in it."
"Excellent choice Samina."
She nods and i place it in her hand. I head back to my desk and have a seat.
"Ok Samina, whenever your ready."
She nods. She takes her fingers and draws a mirror in the air, i observe and staring. She now makes a huge square shaped mirror and looks at herself in the mirror. She talks to the mirror telling the mirror she wants to become a grown up version of herself. I look and nod my head, she now tells the mirror she wants to become Dreamprofesser.


She now transforms into me wearing my suit attire. She even has my deep base voice! She says..

Spoiler for Dreamprofesser's secret fetish:

"Hi im Dreamprofesser and i like women's feet."

"Mkay thats not funny Samina, turn into someone else."
She laughs, and turns into Wonder woman and starts flexing in the mirror.
"Very good Samina, very good."
She transforms back into herself and i clap my hands and start grading her.
"You did very good Samina, im really proud of you."
"Thank you Dreamprofesser. I want to be as good as you!"
"Aww thank you Samina, that means alot to me." I hug her and tell her that she is really advancing and that she is a very smart little girl. I grade her in my dream records and walk her upstairs and tell her to come see me again soon when she wants to learn something else. She hugs me and i let her out the door. The dream fades and i wake up.


Notes: Im happy that my recall is finally back! I hope that i can become more lucid like this often to continue sharing dreams with others here on DV.

My DC Samina has been a recurring character. She looks to be 7 or 9 and looks arab or possibly indian. She is a very intelligent DC, and i obviously want to train her for various reasons.

Im hoping she can make it more easier for me to navigate thru dreams faster, and help me to seach for different people. =D

I was in a car, driving fast down a road, mountains to my right.
I look to the mountains, and see a huge tsunami wave breaching the top of the mountains. Drive faster, escape.
But suddenly it's all around us, and I see the wave rise like a white wall in front of us, coming down upon us (I don't know who else I was with, maybe a sister).
Black.

I'm talking to someone about the tidal wave. It's coming.
Then I'm in an arcade with balls, throwing, games, lights, colors, quarters.
Playing again and again.

A few nights ago I dreamt that my friend and I were over at someone's house, and they needed help with something... Digging a hole or working on their car, one or both of the two. Their house was for the most part normal, except for the fact that when you walk in, you're actually a few feet above the floor of the building. On the outside, it looks like a normal height for a house, but inside, the room is extra tall because it goes underground several feet.

We went outside to look at their car, when my friend began to free-style rap. But he wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise. Eventually he began to complain to me because I kept interrupting him to spit my own freestyles. At that, I flipped the hell out because he always raps through a whole instrumental and doesn't share for shit. He's selfish about it and will keep going even if he begins to suck. So I got pissed off bad and we argued until I woke up.

Last night, I had a really amazing, vivid, symbolic dream. First I fell asleep while thinking about my boyfriend and his job. Once I realized the thought had transferred over into a dream, I jolted, "This is a dream now," and woke up, unfortunately.

My most vivid dreams tend to occur at the very end of my sleep cycle, right when I'm about to wake up in the morning.
My body has learned to turn off my cell phone alarm clock before I'm awake enought to consciously register it. I vaguely remember my hands on the phone, turning off the alarm. Then I drop back out and return to finish the dream. It's a real problem, because I was late to work this morning. And I need to go to sleep earlier.

Anyways, my late cycle dream last night/this morning was really memorable. It was about planetary alignment, something I've read or heard about happening in 2012, and the rise of popular collective consciousness, and higher awareness.
It was set in a location in an open area, among a complex of glass houses and colored glass domes with special colored glass statues posted around in a ring. I would transfer from one to the other throughout the dream.
There was either a beach or body of water just beyond the glass house where the viewing spectacle began.
It was a deep, dark night, and the sky was a vast empty void, blacker than any human color imaginable, an inky expanse above my head, and I looked up at it. The stars were brilliant and bright, dotted innumberably throughout the black ceiling, much more than seen in the milky way, and bigger than normal, as if they were closer to our heads.
The planets were due to align that night, and we were all waiting to watch it happen. My stepdad was there, perhaps my entire family; but I don't recall any conversations.
Suddenly they appeared in the sky, off in the distance, over the water, shining and bright, big enough to see the planets themselves with the naked eye. They were smaller at first, but grew from star-sized to real planet size, all in a line together, and earth was somehow in the middle. Sparkling, bright, beautiful in the sky, surrounding with energy amongst the dark black. They shined and pulsated, emanating energy, light, and sparks like fireworks or a sparkler.
Suddenly I saw them in space, floating view along with them, from above, in front, and at an angle. Floating in the black expanse, sparking and pulling together, creating energy and love.
Then I saw them again from Earth, looking up at them in the sky. Turning, spinning, sparking, lighting, growing.
The sky was alive with the biggest stars, streaks of light, sparks and comets, and the line of planets.
I was in the colored glass dome. Then back in the glass house.
One by one, the planets came down to visit us, zoomed down from the sky to twist and rotate right infront of the glass window. At this perception, the planet was the size of a large boulder, but not its real planet-size enormity.
One was Earth itself, I think, or one like it, with blue oceans and green land, clouds and valleys and rivers. We pressed against the glass to look in awe, as it rotated, then turned and zoomed off back into the sky by in its line.
One by one they came down: blue Neptune, Saturn with its rings, a red, potted, scarred Mars, orange Mercury, Uranus, Jupiter, and even tiny, grey Pluto. Some planets were gaseous, not constricted to a size or shape, morphing and free to roam its space. Blue twirls and beautiful hues. Each one came down to give us a good look, then rejoined in its line in the sky.
They continued to spark light and energy, and I became aware of the higher collective consicousness, we were all reaching it there together, rising above our constricted human form of awakeness. It was enlightening, freeing, liberating, lifting, light, energetic, and joyous.
As they settled back into the sky line, they blew up in an explosions of light, energy, sparks, and excitement. It was beautiful, mesmerizing, and terrifying. Like giant fireworks in the sky, comets blazing about, and stars shining ever more brilliant and brightly, it ended.
And that was it.

I have read about 2012 and the planetary alignment, and some people think it's going to cause a higher state of consciousness accross the globe. I'm not sure what I think of that, but I think this dream had a lot of meaning for me.
I'm practicing meditation and focusing my mind on my own sense of self and reality, and figuring out what is consciousness and what is reality for me; so I'm not surprised this dream came now.

Dreamdictionary:

Planet To see a planet in your dream, signifies creativity, exploration, and new adventures. You are trying to align yourself with untapped energies that you never knew you had. Alternatively, to dream of planets, suggests that you are trying to escape from your own waking reality.

Look up the specific planet for additional significance.

Earth
To notice the earth in your dream, indicates that you need to be "grounded" and realistic. Perhaps your sense of stability and security is lacking. Consider the consistency of the earth for additional significance on how you are feeling. If the earth opens or separates, then it represents a project or relationship that you are afraid of falling into.

To see the planet Earth in your dream, signifies wholeness and global consciousness. You are interconnected with the world.

Jupiter
To see Jupiter in your dream, symbolizes creativity, energy, success, optimism, generosity, pleasure and extravagance. The dream may indicate your need to exhibit some of these qualities in your waking life. Alternatively, seeing Jupiter in your dream, indicates your need to expand your knowledge and explore your limits.

Mars
To see Mars in your dream, symbolizes energy, drive, passion, fearlessness and ambition. It also represents war, violence and masculine power.


Mercury
To see mercury in your dream, represents quick movement. You need to speak up first and think it through later. Trust your intuition.

To see the planet Mercury in your dream, symbolizes alertness, awareness, open communication, reason, and versatility. The dream may indicate your need to exhibit some of these qualities in your waking life. You are exhibiting efficiency in your work.


Uranus
To see Uranus in your dream, represents originality, unconventional thinking, independence, freedom, and individualism. You may be rebelling against some situation in your waking life. Alternatively, Uranus indicates that something unexpected is about to occur.


Saturn
To see Saturn in your dream, represents discipline, constraints, and limitations. It is a reflection of your conservative attitude. Alternatively, the dream refers to the cycles of life and how it brings about destruction and rebirth.

Pluto
To see Pluto in your dream, symbolizes death and destruction. You are undergoing a rebirth an a transformation. Your hidden potential will also be unveiled.

Neptune
To see the planet Neptune in your dream, represents inspiration, imagination, and devotion. You may need to show some more compassion and understanding.

Stars
To see stars in your dream, symbolize excellence, success, aspirations or high ideals. You are putting some decision in the hands of fate and luck. Perhaps you are being too "starry eyed" or idealistic. Or the stars may represent a rating system. You are you trying to evaluate a situation or establishment. Alternatively, the stars signify your desire for fame and fortune.

I had one dream last night where I lived with like 5 people. Two of them had a baby girl and the other two were mechanics. A girl probably 20 and an older guy like 45 or so. Well anyways, social services kept coming to our house trying to catch us mistreating the baby but of course we took care of her so they never found out anything.

Well one time when they came over they checked out our garage while the girl and man were fixing our car. They immediately said that it was haunted and started scanning for ghosts. I started trying to scare them and after that one of them told me about why there were serial killers. He told me that the reason there were serial killers was because Hell wanted some souls so it caused a person to kill all the people that Hell wanted. I walked to a mirror and I didn't look like I did in real life and I think I realized I was in a dream because I woke up after that.

There was a group. And we were all running from something we couldn't believe. Yeah, that's right. A girl that turns into a friggin TERADACTAL (or however you spell it sry). We were all on a beach but without the water. Sand everywhere, all tan everywhere. I went over to scope out where she was and see if it was safe to make a run for it. I hid behind a rock and spied on the giant reddish brown teradactal for a little, during that time it could smell my scent and was circling the rock, while I did the same. It was like kids playing tag around a table in slow motion. Finally she got smart enough to find me and I ran from her to the group. For some reason she never got me, even though I was running in sand and she was flying skillfully overhead. She probably was waiting for me to lead her to the rest of the group, more importantly my brother, who looked like Adam Sandler and who she used to date until he found out who and what she was. She had short but beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes that looked mischeviouslly innocent. She was perfect, serial killer perfect, which was why I knew she was evil from the start.

I ran into a house to get food and water once the teradactal had flown away. My brother told me not to go in there. I should have listened. I walked in and she sat on a chaise, waiting with that perfect smile. Then the scene changed. She was in the shower while me and my brother, (now Steven Hyde from that 70's Show) sat in the living room of an apartment. I sneaked into the bedroom (by the stairs and which in the bathroom she was showering was. I saw my mom's head sticking out of a table like one of those tricks where you take off the top to the silver platter and she pops out at you. Her hair was cut off, and that that remained was choppy and unflattering. The evil girl got out of the shower and towel dried her now brown and highlighted long hair. It was my moms hair.

She giggled and told me how she loved her new hair. Then my mom was gone from her place in the table and I saw a creamy cat sitting on a nearby cabinet. I knew it was my mom.

The blonde and blue eyed thing is the only thing that scares me. Blue eyes scare me more than someone with completely blacked out eyes, like a sharks. Blue eyes are frightening. Blonde hair (i have blonde and am wanting to dye it to a cherry brown or mahogany color but my mom won't let me because I'm 12) scares me too. Because of Michelle, I now know that I fought in the war in Germany against the (idk how to spell it so ill say it how it sounds) nautsees. So I have an automatic recoil to blonde hair and blue eyes because they look like Germans. I have more to the people before me's story later....

Originally Posted by The Gathering

I was in my shed hanging out smoking some legal weed, when suddenly more and more people began coming over to my house for some reason, wanting to party. We first gathered in the shed, and then the garage when we needed more room. People were talking about all hopping into their cars and going to a certain country road outside of town that recieves almost no traffic and lies at the bottom of a hill. The road is so little travelled that you can smoke weed and drink there with friends for a whole night with no interruptions. I missed backroading it since I quit smoking weed, so I wanted to go. But I didn't... I couldn't get all those people to come with me. So I went to the shed, where one girl was watching T.V. I looked at her, then looked around the room. Half-rolled blunts, roaches, all kinds of incriminating trash. I got pissed, and began cleaning it all up. I went outside to smoke, and out of nowhere it starts raining hard. So hard that I find myself swimming around in a giant puddle with some other folks....End of dream.

Originally Posted by Dream Fragment and Lucidity[/quote

Lucid Moment:
I was in the parking lot of the old apartment building that I lived my freshman year in high school. I was laying on the asphalt when a female figure came to me and began talking. I looked up at the apartment building, and then I began to think...
"I don't live here anymore... I lived here five years ago. I live in Texas now... This can't be, unless... It's a dream!" *Reality check*. "By gods, it is a dream... And I know it's a dream... Lucid dream... So just stay calm and think of something to do... Where would I go if I could go anywhere?" I settled on Chicago, closed my eyes and imagined Chicago. The dream became unstable and I moved on to the next dream.

Dream Fragment:
I was in a house with a family. The family wasn't mine... I remember something about the house having been designed by me... It was almost as if I was building the house as I dreamt. Which rises suspicion as to whether or not I was lucid during this time...

Originally Posted by The Cars

I was hanging with friends, when I walked outside and looked in the driveway. In the driveway was my father's truck, my stepmom's lincoln navigator, and my truck. Everything is as usual... Except this time around, my stepmom's navigator was towing a brand new camper, and I had one more car than usual. Behind my truck, was parked a white, crew cab 1993 Ford F-350XL with a utility shell. The same truck I owned in high school. I was excited, because I hadn't driven my old truck in so long - and excited at the prospect of owning my newer and nicer truck, while still being able to roll around in my old truck and work on it and the likes. So - I did what anyone would do in this circumstance! I hopped in and went on a joy-ride! It was bad-ass... Purely awesome times...

Some notes on the dreams:
This lucid moment was the longest and clearest moment of lucidity I've ever experienced. I was able to find out that I was in a dream, and stay within the dream for a few moments to think about it. It was awesome. Also, I noticed that my non-lucid dreams seemed to be a bit "Semi-lucid"... In that I was somehow still in control, but not aware that it was a dream. I think my lucidity may have transferred into my non-lucid dreams, giving me enhanced control of the situations... Also, I noticed that dream elements were heavily reliant on things that had happened in my real life the past few days.
For instance:
1. Me talking to my friend about how much his 1993 ford reminds me of my old ford, and that I would love to get a chance to drive my old truck again.
2. Me bitching about how people always left evidence of weed in my shed after smoking at my house.
3. Me reminiscing about smoking on the back roads.

I was with my 2 year old son, and we were somewhere very, very high up. Like on a wooden palate, miles and miles in the sky. The only thing around us were clouds and I couldn't see anything down below. I spent the whole dream trying to keep him from falling over the side. But even in real life, he struggles very hard when you are trying to hold him and he has his mind set on exploring. Eventually, he wrestled out of my grip and tried to touch a cloud nearby and ended up falling.. deep into the nothingness. I can't stop thinking about this dream and how it made me feel, and now that I am awake I can't stop hugging him and crying.

There was a club. It was lead by a man that was leader of the "club" or it was also like "camp". It was an awesome camp, and everyone wanted in. The funny thing was, it was in the parking lot of a softball park where I play. The camp leader told me to go kill my dog. So I went to my little blueheeler (Miya, i dont care if its not spelled right i named her when i was 6) and layed on her and muffled her until she went limp.

I've already been told the reasons for my dreams. This was me taking orders in a special squad in the army. I've been told I'm a reincarnation of people that were in the army and fought in Germany. (I got a reading from Michelle with the Spirit Fair, the Spirit Drawing things) She'd told me I was a dove person. She told me, "Dove people were those who went into war, and after vowed never to go back. I've known a few dove people to go into the military. They always never went into war because of something. Shot themselves in the foot, pregnancy, bad behavior." So I guess I can't ever join the army. She told me more in the reading that explains more of the war in Germany and my other dreams.

im at my friend josh's house watching my older bro play a new game. his game character was some chick with a katana sword and pistol. we talk about the game and how her aim sensitivity is slower with the pistol equipped. things get fuzy and i reappear in his driveway. my dad is there and he is getting out of his truck, before he gets out I go behind josh's garage to piss. my dad finds me after im done pissing. he is concerned about all the video games ive been playing and how late I will stay out, I say about 8-9 unless my friends can stay longer, then I would be late. I try to calm him down and be reasonable with him. he is acting weird tho. everytime I look directly in his direction, he moves to the left or right of me. I ask him if he is okay, and I get worried he is having some health problems. I ask him if he sees lights or dots. like hes having a seizure or something. I tell him we should sit down over on josh's porch chairs. as we begin to talk he disappears and I walk into josh's kitchen through the porch door. he is wearing grey sweat pants and a grey shirt. he says something to me, like he is going to take a shower real quick or something. as I walk through his house i get a flashback of a party he had. im surrounded by people, we are all drunk and most of us are lying on the floor like me. and there is some guy bragging about all these rings and earrings he stole or something. he starts throwing them around to show us. I take 3 and put them in my pocket. I didnt really want to steal them, I remember thinking I would gladly give them back if someone asked for them. I come back from my flashback and im back on josh's porch. I start to remember that someone said whoever has the stolen rings dies suddenly. I reappear on josh's room talking to him. i show him the rings and he starts to freak out. he runs away from me and jumps from 1 part of his roof to another. I follow him. im stuck between a corner on his roof. there is a girl behind me trying to help me up, and josh is frightened by the girl. metal music starts to play for some reason. its a girl screaming "DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" with some guitar in the background, but not much drums playing. I beg josh to help me up and show the rings to him again and lay them on the side of his roof. I slip a little and have a strange flashback to my facebook page. I see a picture of darian crying with a red cloth stuffed in her mouth and she was tied up. It still didn't make sense to me. I come back to and try to pull myself up. I give up on asking josh to help me and take the girl's hand. as im pulled up I am awakened.

im assuming the girl helping me up was the killer and the girl screaming "DIE!" from the music.

05.02.2012

I think I'm on my second day of attempting the CANWILD technique that I tried a long time ago that got me to do a WILD pretty quickly before. Going to rely on that technique from now on, seeing as I'm getting used to the alarm I have set up to waking me up.

I still keep my eyes closed, so that's a perfect way for me to hopefully seize a REM period to have an instant WILD. It'll take a few nights, but I'm not going to give up on this technique, and thanks to the assignments on the DVA courses hosted by OpheliaBlue and fOrceez, I want to make sure I get an A+

I'm really glad that I joined those courses, it forces me to stick to one technique, because I know how much I complain when I do too many. So for from now, it's the CANWILD technique for me...I know it works because I had a WILD from it on the first go or two.

Here's the link if you're interested.....

http://www.dreamviews.com/f79/**craz...rial-**-87710/

As for the alarm sound I used, it's the first one in this site:

http://soundjax.com/alarm-1.html

The only exception is that I augmented the sound by 500%, so there's no way in hell that I can ignore a sound like that.

Barbershop & Song Parody (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The way the parody was set up with the tune of the song "I can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters was pretty funny, in fact, it went so fast and it was so catchy that I couldn't possibly remember even 3% of the song.

The dream starts out where I'm in an environment that seems to be raining a bit. The overall color of this place is brown, and the mix of the rain and the natural color of the place kind of gives off this mood that I should just remain in my place and watch the view.

Some group of black people came and needed help finding a certain class. They came to me first, but I didn't know what they were talking about, nor did I know what bus route or whatever would take them to the right place.

Then some random person helps them, and it seems he had a better awareness of a reasonable route to go, but it seemed even he was a little confused on what they wanted.

While he's talking to them, I look to top left, and there's a road going up, and I see two girls sitting on a bench. Both of them look familiar, one was blonde female and one was a black female. Let's nickname the blonde one Chels and the for the black female, I forgot her name lol.

I decided that since I know that Chels at least took a math class in the university I attend would be of some help to the group of people asking us a question, I quickly added on to the conversation and declared and pointed towards Chels and the girl sitting next to her might be able to help them.

They acknowledge it and go to them. They first were waiting on traffic to pass by, so that they could walk or ride their bicycle. I stay inside under some cover so the rain wouldn't get me or anything.

The people waiting on the traffic are STILL there...and I even told them,

"Hey, you can go now....there isn't any traffic..."

But they're still hesitant in going. I decided to just ignore them, and I find myself pushing a mattress on it's side. I look to my right, and I see two barbershops, talk about location and competition.....

The barbershop that was little further away from me had some guy working on people's hair. He looked familiar, but I could only make out the outlines of his visage. The one closest to me, there was a female working on people's hair.

I ditched holding the mattress like it wasn't even there, and go to the one with the female inside (lol I would choose the female).

There were two people sitting down, and I believe there were four rotatable chairs on the left side of the shop. One person was sitting on the one closest to me, and the other was sitting on the third one further away from me.

There was a seat in front of me, the second one, and I decided to sit there and wait. I don't know why I'm waiting, I guess my dream body wanted a haircut, but I didn't really pay attention to how I looked, seeing as I'm in first person view most of the time.

I since I knew this chairs can go up or down depending on how you press the lever on the bottom, I decided to have a little fun spinning around and going up and down. But before I could do that, the lady taking care of a person's hair said not to do that since the chair is wobbly, and might fall off if I make it move sporadically.

I immediately stop, and then someone tells the lady about something related about the chair being wobbly and that I could still play around with it, not to sure.

Then someone comes in to give me a message from someone, and asks if I wanted to see it. I said no, but I still take the message.

After they leave, I open it, and now I'm in a different perspective to where the paper takes up the whole field of view. Words start scrolling down slowly, and a catchy tune is playing....

Sounds familiar.....and I realized it's the tune from Scissor Sisters' "I can't decide" song playing with different words.

The song is playing while the lyrics are scrolling down, and it's hilarious on how different words are able to synch up with the tune! I spend the time listening to how it is basically talking about me, from how I look and my fitness level, academics, etc.

After it's finished, I can't remember what I did next, but it was funny listening to the tune of the song with different words, honestly, if I could remember all of it, it would probably be an even better laugh in waking life.

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05.02.2012

Don't Jump to Conclusions (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm inside a garage with a group of people. I believe I have a weapon on me, an old school revolver that's silver, with some dark blue padding on the gun handle I believe.

I didn't notice this until later though.

There's this old man who gets near the apartment, and he has a gun himself in the front of him tucked halfway inside his pants.

I start to panic a little bit, and he also came by parking his red car on the driveway of another house. I just stay back like the other characters are doing, and the man asks while pulling his pants up.,

"Any of you a student?"

I almost raise my hand, but the DC to the left and front of me did, and came with the guy. I was going to get ready to use my gun on the old man, but I was afraid that it might not shoot, seeing as in previous dreams, it only worked if I had some kind of pain of loss or something, like with Eva getting injured in the Akashic Records dream I had a while back.

So the old man and DC, who looked like someone I knew in waking life, let's call him "T."

He and T go back inside his red car, and they go off somewhere. After they pass, and me acting like a little pussy by hiding behind the door, me and the dream characters come back together near the garage, and I start talking about what the old man is going to do with T.

I took out my gun, opened the barrel, and there's three bullets inside, and the whole thing can contain six. It's a good thing that I didn't take my gun to shoot him, because I realized the gun itself was set to a slot that had no bullets AT ALL, so if I decided to try and be a hero and shoot at the old man, it wouldn't have worked because there were simply no bullets for that slot.

And if I shot again to realize it didn't work, it wouldn't have worked again, because ANOTHER slot would be empty.

So I guess the third time really is the charm in this case if I went in blind fury on how the gun didn't work, because the next 3 slots would have bullets in them. (The last slot was already on the right before the two empty slots if you're wondering about that).

Anyway, we all calm down a bit after T and the old man go away, but I'm still worried what the hell the old man could possibly want with a "student."

Then shit started getting even weirder, I swear, one by one, dream characters are randomly disappearing, and I don't know who the hell is causing all of this.

I look at one random dream character, and tell them that we're in for it now, and that we better start being more diligent. I decided to go outside again, and I see someone coming in with some kind of black jeep vehicle, the type where there aren't any windows or roofs, like the ones you would see poachers use or whatever. (Hunting Jeep)

Yeah, a female comes out, and she looks Hispanic, she has long and beautiful light brownish hair I believe, almost close to being orange. She was wearing a plain white shirt that was ruffled up a little bit, and I believe she was wearing really short pink shirts that would probably be a replacement for her underwear....

Instead of confronting her, I duck for cover under a vehicle because I'm not taking any chances with how the dream characters are disappearing just like that. I think I get some dirt on the clothes I'm wearing, possibly sand or dust, but I don't care much about what's on me though.

The girl looks at how I'm ducking for cover under a vehicle, and she has this face that says,

"Lolwut, what's wrong with you?"

Anyway, after she comes, and I forget what I did with her, a red car comes near the driveway on the same house to the left again. I thought this was the old man bringing back T again, but it was a young blonde female, kind of cute by the way, especially with how her cheeks where shaped to make her smile naturally.

I calm down a bit, and I forget what I did around her as well. The dream shifts to where the old man and T came back, and it looked like the old guy shot T, because T's head was leaning to the side, and he didn't even move.

I start to get even more worried as the old man comes out, but T is actually alive because he comes out as well! The old man leaves, and I ask T what the hell he wanted to do with him.

T said that he needed someone young to try out some clothes for him, apparently, it was supposed to be clothes for some female, probably the old man's grand kids or whatever.

Okay......................................you just randomly come in with a gun tucked in your pants, and you ask for students in an almost threatening tone just so they can test out how some clothes would fit for someone?

Perfectly reasonable..../sarcasm....

It's a good thing that I didn't shoot the old guy, seeing as he wasn't a threat to me in the first place.....but one thing remains....

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT DISAPPEARED IN THIS DREAM!!! It was like a mini-horror flick in the afternoon....

ugh....

I did learn from this dream not to jump to conclusions, even if the person has a gun and has a serious tone in his speech.

I also realized that I should check how many bullets I have with the weapon in my hand the next time I dream myself with one.

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05.02.2012

Blue Snake (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I can't remember a lot from this dream.

there's this blue snake, with black spots at random places, and I decided to kill it because of the fact that a snake with that kind of color looks freaking dangerous.

I don't know what I did, but I started to chop it up in fear and rage.

I think during the time I was killing it, either it changed to the color green, or I killed another snake. For the snake that was green, I remember grabbing it by it's tail, and stomping on his head very hard.

I started to pull its body and eventually hear a cracking sound. I let go of the tail, and it's dead.

Then some lady talks to another lady on how it's okay that someone's egg was broken, because the blue snake bit on an egg already...

Couldn't really understand that...but just putting it out there for the sake of remembering.

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05.02.2012

Stupid Kids (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I can't remember much from this, just walking inside of a store, looking for something. Then some small children were looking at me for a while, and I was kind of annoyed by them.

The place kind of resembled a Barnes and Nobles bookstore.

I've been really lazy about logging DJ entries and checking others lately, but I'm trying to get back into it now, starting with these dreams from the past week or so. I got lucid four times despite smoking lots of weed, too!

April 28th

#1 - Unemptiable Mouth RC [DILD]

I was hanging out at the house of this kid AB who I knew in high school, except it was actually my house and we were hanging out in my parents' bedroom. It was just us and some random people, and AB apparently smokes weed now (which would NEVER happen in real life). I can't remember much of this part, but I know we got a pizza and we finished it but I still wanted more, so I said I was going to head out and get some since everyone else wanted to go somewhere else. At the door when I was getting ready to go I noticed that RE was with us as well. Now first of all, the way I was thinking of this was that AB, RE, and I all lived in my same neighborhood, and AB and I each lived in mirror copies of the same house. There's a street that extends directly out from my house, and in this dream the whole neighborhood was just symmetrical around this one street, so on the other side would be my house again, the one that's actually my house. Yes.... RE also lived on the other side but one street over, so we decided to walk home together. I realized that this was my first time seeing him since he got signed to a label for one of his latest songs (which actually happened in waking life), so I congratulated him for it. Instead of taking the symmetrical street we went to the next one over and started walking down it, and somehow it turned into a huge bazaar with lots of restaurants intermixed in it. RE went to stand in line to get some food, but I just sat down at a small table not far from him. Suddenly my mouth started seeming very full of chewed up food and it was really starting to bug me, it seemed like no matter how much more I chewed up and swallowed there was always the same amount still in my mouth, so I started just spitting it out on the table and it still wouldn't reduce in volume. O's mom suddenly showed up out of nowhere and sat down at the table with me, and I felt embarrassed because I couldn't say anything. I pointed to my mouth and made a weak gesture and she nodded, it looked like she was chewing something too. I went back to my annoyance and started getting really upset about it, thinking "This only happens when... I'm dreaming." The area has suddenly become a 7-Eleven-like store, and I get up excitedly and say to a DC a couple of times that I'm dreaming, to which he grumbles "Yeah, I heard ya the first time!" and walks off trying to mind his own business. I just flew around the store a little bit and tried to use the windows to teleport myself, but it didn't really work. After enough bouncing around, the dream faded. I woke up without moving and with my eyes still closed, so I thought about attempting a DEILD, but then I got antsy and decided I'd rather remember this dream for sure instead since it was my first lucid in a while.

#2 - Cute High School Guy [DILD]

I saw this girl... wow, her name would also be AB, I didn't foresee this problem. >w< Anyway, AB and this guy T whose last name initial I don't know, were walking around my old high school where I ran into them. It seems that they still go to high school despite the fact that they're also celebrating T's 23rd birthday, and it appears as if they're dating. T starts asking me to do something for him involving a bridge and digging but I can't remember exactly what now, though I agree to do it at the time. There was also talk of a monster...? Anyway, I start walking down one of the school hallways and see some black lagoon-type humanoid monster just standing there, and lazily think "I'm dreaming." I fly down the hallway and there was some cute guy standing there. I landed and the dream started fading a little bit, and I told him to hug me because I needed to stabilize. He did and I grabbed his ass while he was doing it. :3 After that, I took my glasses off for some reason and everything got really blurry. Wonderful move, me.... I put them back on but it didn't help anything, so I just gave up trying to save the dream and let it fade away.

April 29th

Dream Fragment - "D's house base, McDonald's food drug makes you full, K, aunts S and D."

Dream Fragment - "A's boyfriend drive to movie dad meets us turn into M SSRI serotonin control dopamine M burped by boyfriend by being thrown into the air hilarious everyone so happy, dave1701 doing SSRI presentation, among others."

Negligent Sisters [Non-Lucid]

I had sisters (I'm an only child in waking life) that I normally forgot about because I never saw them, at least a few. I claimed that the last time I'd see any of them was around 15 years ago. J was over (and refusing to shut the door to my room no matter how many times I told him to) and getting to know them before coming into my room to wake me up in the morning, having spent the night. He talks about my sisters and I said if he was getting to know them then he probably knows them better than I do, and I'm obviously feeling a little dejected. He starts talking about how he'll have to take me home soon because he has stuff to do during the day, and I'm like "What the fuck? I'm already home....", and suddenly we can't remember who drove him over. I look out front and neither of our cars are there so I start getting a little concerned, but then I wake up.

April 30th

Waiting For Class To End [Non-Lucid]

I was doing some really bizarre worksheet in a high school class and then I got up to stand at the door with this girl A who's last name I forget. We could hear some kids yelling funny stuff with a musical track playing on the other side of the door, and we start making fun of it and I do a little dance that makes A laugh. We eventually pushed the door open to hear the music and I recognized it at the time but I forgot when I woke up.

May 1st

#1 - Horny Teacher [Non-Lucid]

This girl who I don't know wants me to help her go to the game store (which is apparently anti-Jew ) at some vacation spot, I don't remember exactly where. The store ends up being a medicine store owned by my old Chinese class teacher. He tries speaking to me in Chinese and I don't understand him, but I don't need to to pick up on his incredibly lewd gestures. I laugh weakly and the girl and I leave (oh, also, I lost a sandal right outside the store and magically had it back on when we left), and then we see the actual game store we meant to go to. As we're walking in we look at each other and back at the medicine store and I say "Pervy old man."

#2 - Transporting Bodies [DILD]

I was helping a group of people transport bodies in bags into a truck being driven by a fake cop that's behind some huge house. The people weren't dead though, just unconscious. One of the bodies was actually melanieb, and I saw her sneak a quick glance before pretending to be knocked out again as she was put into a bag. I finally finish taking all the bags over and then walk out to the front of the house and become lucid. I try to make all the windows in the house suddenly shatter but it isn't really working, so instead I fly up to the roof and lay on my stomach and feel the brick texture, and I was intenting to make something of it but then I woke up.

May 2nd

Spa Adventures [DILD]

There was a lot of dream leading up to this, but most of it is blurry in my memory. I was at some kind of resort hotel/apartment all by myself, and I went out to a room that was supposed to be like a private spa tub room. I got in the tub and was enjoying myself, but was also somewhat afraid that someone was going to break into my apartment, for whatever reason, but after I got up and locked the door to the spa room I stopped worrying about that. I looked around and noticed that there were no walls in the room, in fact the huge hotel building was built in a square design with all of the spa tub rooms directly on top of and under each other and all facing inwards in the square, so I could actually see lots of other people using their tubs as well. It was mostly girls, but some guys too. I became a bit concerned for my own privacy, but then figured that I'm already looking at everyone else, so, eh. Across from me and to the left a bit I saw a creepy guy looking straight at me, with some weird woman crawling around like an animal next to him. I tried to act like I hadn't seen him but it was too late, he yelled to her to get me, and she jumped all the way over to my tub and cornered me. She's reaching into my forehead and I'm freaking out, but she says "I'm just prying open your third eye so that you...." Well, there was more, but that part's a secret. Sorry! So I say "Oh, okay!" When she finishes opening my third eye, I'm suddenly standing in one of the hotel/apartment rooms again, and I think to myself that that was pretty crazy was just happened, it must have been some kind of hallucination or something. I happily walk off, but quickly become suspicious, so I do a noseplug RC for the first time ever in a dream. Holy crap, it works! Now I know what it's like to breath through my nose when it's pinched shut. I fly out through the window until I end up at some pool area where there are what seems to be a few random employees and a Chinese man and his daughter (?). I had a lot of energy so I was just yelling gibberish at them like usual and repeating stabilization mantras to myself, which seemed to work pretty well. The man and his daughter started getting into a fight so I flew off and started traveling down different hallways in the main hotel building. A thought suddenly occurs to me that if I'm dreaming now then maybe what happened was I fell asleep in the tub and the woman opening my third eye was hypnagogic imagery, and now I'm slowly drowning there in my sleep. I freaked out a bit but finally managed to "wake myself up".

False Awakening - Ah, safe at last, back in the spa tub. Happiness sets in, then suspicion. Noseplug RC. Damn it! Oh well. Totally forgetting about my imagined danger, I fly off and hover around the other floors' spa rooms. One pretty much directly below me is occupied by three very gorgeous and very naked women just chilling in their tub, and I was intent on joining them. X3 But then I woke up. D: Damn it!

No dreams recalled last night

I am playing a demo of the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim. I notice how realistic the textures are, as if it is real life, the skin of the bandits I've just slain looks like it would be soft to the touch. I loot the bandits and notice how there are now animations for looting things, taking a coin purse from the corpse, reaching into their pockets for gold ect. when the inventory screen pops up, I notice the only thing on them is a medallion called, "positions" the description reads: "gives the nurses more positions" (weird because I don't have a nurse fetish lol) I continue onward in the direction I've been going, to the quest marker arrow conveniently placed on my HUD. I don't encounter anything for the walk to the dungeon. when I go inside, there are a few weak skeletons that I shatter in one blow each that appear to be guarding the tomb. I start to get bored in the tomb, not wanting to continue onward, I turn around, but get disoriented and end up walking deeper into it. I check my inventory and notice there are a lot of color coded things in there, most of it red, implying I cannot use those things yet (can't read them either, but that might be because of the length of the list and not knowing where to start). I find myself at the spot the arrow points. I am standing in front of a sarcophagus. I figure a monster is about to pop out, and sure enough, a dragon priest starts breaking out of the coffin. I really don't feel like fighting it right now, so I open the pause menu (pausing the dream I think) and load the game (dream?) to a point where I'm outside the tomb.

I hop down to another pathway and start sprinting down it. I go through a cave, noticing i'm now wearing daedric armor (or at least gauntlets), My stamina bar empties, but I ignore it and keep sprinting. I exit the cave and notice a sleeping dog. I sprint past it, and exit onto a sunny cliff overlooking a city foundation, because there is no city structures there. I fall through the ground suddenly, and end up in a river, there are shields stuck in the side of the riverbed, in a way that the current should be taking them away. I hear, "thank you for playing the skyrim beta, remember that we are only 52% done with the game, and I wake up.

Somewhere in here I was using the fus-ro-dah shout, (unrelenting force) but I don't remember where.

I was in this grocery store helping my parents shop. There was this beautiful woman there I kept glancing at, hoping she would notice me. It turns out I needed to head back her way to grab some cases of coke. I got the cases and as I headed back to the checkout, I glanced back over my shoulder again at the woman, and she was looking back at me this time as well.

Now the dream changes, the grocery store turns into a library with some different DCs. I'm just walking around a bit, looking at the book titles I walk past and heading over to the table area to have a seat. There are some DCs at the tables, reading books. There was a row of chairs out of place, like someone moved them to block off several isles of books. The chair row went down, and turned to the left to make a dead end. These were all the typical heavy wooden chairs a library usually has. I move 2 chairs at the end of the row to the table I was next to so I could sit down. This librarian woman sees me doing this and comes over to me. She starts giving me an attitude which I didn't like, and asks me "where are you from?" I'm thinking why do I have to tell her where I'm from? What kind of question is that? Although I did tell her what city I live in, I wasn't about to just stand there and be grilled by her. I woke up. Take that, I just ended the dream and your existance!

It didn't take long to fall to sleep again, this time I had a short dream about mowing grass. After I mowed, the neighbor next to me mowed his grass too. Over near the border to our yards, there was some tough grass on my side that didn't get cut even. I guess I still had the mower with me, because I used it on the grass until it came out all nice and even. The only thing was I had to keep changing the angle of approach to get it to cut right. When I was done I lifted the mower up off the ground while it was still running even though doing so was dangerous. The blades were spinning fast, but I just set it back down and shut it off. There was some soft ground next to me that the riding lawnmower tore up into mud and left wheel tracks in. Somehow I remember doing that earlier when cutting the grass, so I must have been using both a riding lawn mower as well as the push mower.

caution sexual dream following
The next dream goes back to the library setting again, this time without the annoying lady. There are some DCs there, and one guy has built a robot. The robot actually looks like an old style cylon from battlestar galactia. This robot is running around the place, acting crazy. Somehow it finds C3PO, rips off his head, and places C3PO's head on top of its own cylon head. So now this robot is running around "pretending" to be C3PO, but he just looks stupid to me. The next thing I know is that the guy who built him has now modified his robot so it could have sex. In other words this is now a "male" robot. The robot seems to want me to find a mate for it, that is when I notice this naked woman setting at one of the library tables. Getting her attention, I'm about to hook her up with this robot, and as I'm talking to her, it seems as though her skin changes to metal, looking bronze. It is at this point I start thinking, what the heck am I doing? I'm not giving her to this crazy robot, I want her for myself. She turns back to a normal woman once I start touching and holding her. The crazy robot runs off. So I'm lucid now and touching her tummy, running my hand all the way down, and then back up to her breasts a few times. Then I start caressing her breasts and sucking on them. She was so nice and seemed to be enjoying it. As I was sucking on her nipple, it started to get longer in my mouth and went down my throat. Although I wasn't choking, I could feel it there as if it were trying to give me a little choking sensation. Although it was unusual, it somehow was arousing to me and I kept doing it. It didn't hinder me from breathing. When I started pulling away from her to get her nipple out of my throat, it came out slowly, being constricted, then broke off after only a few inches. At least I think that is what happened, but her nipple looked like it was ok to me, although overly large at this point. She seemed pleased, smiling at me. This is where I woke up.