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I was walking along Lacson street at night, with my lover. We went into Starbucks. I bought Coke, although I always wanted to buy some bread. I kissed my lover on the back of the neck.

Me and someone else (a girl) talked about our current president, and about corruption. The corruption involved something about table napkin.

We are driving home. I was with two people. Both looked Caucasian. The area looks more like America than our own country. A friend is driving. We were talking about something.

We arrived "home." Again, an American-type housing. We argued about something. Something about talking to a girl I like. Actually, the two of them argued. I just watched. Then the long-haired friend lent me his mobile sofa. There are controls like a wheelchair.

I drove it out, and we saw our "parents" outside on the lawn, with concerned looks. I drove out on the street, and then realized it's very hard to control. I went back.

We were in a dormitory in school. There is strong rain. Then we realized it is flooding. The things on the floor are floating. There are a lot of people.

The color mood is stormy.

We need to move to another building. We needed to go up the stairs, on what looked like branches. The buildings are connected to the trees. We are on the trees.

There were arguments. Not sure about what, but I sensed that the place was divided into factions. Some want to do something else.

It keeps on raining.

Non-Dream/Lucid/Non-Lucid/Dream Counter

DREAM 1: There was a new event on Grand Chase (A game I play. I would like to call it GC from now ). It had some good rewards and I really wanted to participate, but there was no computer there. Luckily I found a weird device that was running GC that was hanging on the wall. I cut the wire that was hanging it and I turned it on. Lili came in and said: "Why are you playing with that old crap device? I will bring you some good ones. "
She came back with 2 devices like this. One was red and the other one white (Yep... just like wine! ^_^) and she was letting me choose if I want the red one or the white one, through she was totally recommending me to choose the white one.
Those devices seemed like GameBoy platforms. As I was thinking what to choose, the GameBoy platforms turned into digital cameras (they kept their colors).
I took the white one.
DREAM 2: I was at my home. My sis was there with her boyfriend and suddenly she started singing the T.N.T song by AC/DC and I started singing along.
She wanted me to take a photo of her and her boyfriend. I remembered about the digital camera Lili just gave me and I was desperately searching it. I didn't find it.
DREAM 3: My mom had bring me to KFC. There were a lot of people so I had to wait a bit. I saw on the door a ticket with a weird kid (looking like he was 5....can't tell for sure) and the word stink on it (kinda like STINK!!). It seemed weird so I smelt it. It was HORRIBLE!!! It was stinking so bad!
Despite that shit, when I closed the door someone appeared out of nowhere.
He let his puddle dog sit on me and after presenting ourselves, we started playing Super Mario 64 at that haunted house. I ended up collecting red coins with my foot. O_O
He left me alone and after searching him I found Tony. Everything just turned into a party and I totally forgot about KFC.

So I went to bed late last night and got very little REM. Plus there was a lot on my mind.

I remember the plot was I was training for being in the Navy seals. But it was a camp for kids or something and I really didn't want to go. I recalled a past dream similar to this and thought I could escape not going but I didn't.

It's not a very detailed post but it's better than not posting at all.

1) At school. It's half way between my high school, and my future college in set up. Pick up K and drive to gym.

2) Cafeteria. Fried chicken strips.

...

This dream is very old (and long)...

I once dreamt that I was in a fishing competition at a giant swimming pool that was so deep that you couldn't see the bottom of the pool, only blackness. While I was fishing I caught a decent sized fish but the person beside me was jealous and bumped me so the fish fell of my rod so I had to try again. The second time I cast out my line I noticed something coming from the depths of the pool, and it was very long and black. It appeared to had gotten my fishing line and as it got closer I saw that it was a giant eel. The announcer then announced on the speakers that I was the winner of the competition, but I wasn't thinking about that. As the eel got closer I noticed how large it was and began to get scared, I dropped my rod and started to run away. I ran through the tunnel that was behind me which had old wooden planks for the floor. The tunnel was dark and you could see water underneath the planks. As I was running I tripped and my foot broke through one of the boards, and then I blacked out.

When I awoke again I was sliding down the throat of the eel. The eel's throat and stomach were disgusting. There were bits of dead flesh and bone floating in the water and also something very strange. Near the back of the eels stomach was a pale, naked man crouched down in the water and debris. He seemed almost inhuman and for some reason reminded me of the pale man from pan's labyrinth, except that he didn't have a weird face like them or eyes in their hands. He looked and me and smiled, but it wasn't a friendly smile. I then decided that I was going to escape. I turned around and started to crawl up the throat of the eel.

When I reached the mouth of the eel I noticed another thing that was very strange. From the eel's mouth I could also see their nostrils and their eyes, which were clear like windows. I looked out of one of the eyes and saw that we were flying through a city. After looking out the eel’s eyes I prepared myself and leaped out of their right eye. I floated slowly to the ground, turned back to glance at the eel, and then started to run and sometimes levitate or jump. As I was trying to escape from the eel I saw the man who was in the eel’s stomach climb out of its mouth and onto the eel’s head. He appeared to be controlling the eel and he kept pointing his finger in my direction and yelling stuff to the eel.

While I was running from the eel I came across some train tracks and I noticed a train coming so I flew up over the train, hoping that the eel might not be able to get me since it appeared to only be able to fly close to the ground. The eel tried to follow me and sort of jumped over the train, but then it went down again and I was able to escape. I flew high into the sky and saw the city spread out below me. I then flew towards one tall building that had a swimming pool on it. I dived into the pool and went straight to the bottom. At the bottom of the pool was a little tunnel. I went through the tunnel and then came out of a pool of water in a different area.

The new area was a building for scientific research. For some reason my clothes were gone now and I appeared to have the ability to create life. I made a pool of water in the middle of the floor and made plants grow around it and salamanders in water. The scientists were very interested in me and appeared to be studying me. Soon after that I woke up.

I am standing on the landing pad at near the top of the Temple of Nothing. I float up above the roof. The stone roof opens up to the sky, and a golden mechanical device, the SunDisk appears. I slam a staff with a globe made of circles at the top into the device. The globe spins, and the SunDisk which is a type of concave mirror, spins. Then, I point the Mirror at Urth. I see dreamers begin to float up the beam of light.

hallway wtf

Just a vague dream of fighting women in a dark hallway.

sickness.

I was in some strange jungle with my dad and brother. we were nearing a dense part where there was a bit of a swamp. We put our feet in the swamp... suddenly my dad and bro got sick and began throwing up. I felt almost like throwing up.

"What is this?" I asked. and my dad said it was morning sickness.... WTF.

Hill

Very strange dream of running on a white hill. I had white blankets or something and was rolling down the hill with them.

suicide cake

at first I remember being with Jaas and Haley in their house or something. We were watching a TV and arguing a bit over what to watch on it. We later entered a room where people were eating poisonous food to commit suicide. Some guy rubbed a substance on his own eyes and they caused him blindness. Then he ate some wierd cake that put him to sleep and killed him. "Want some?" Jaas asked? I said no thanks.

I am walking up a hill near the Mountain in New Eden on the Green Moon. Loaf is sitting there in silence.
I stand next to him, and inhale the view. It's breathtaking.

[IMG]http://www.capespirit.com/Looking%20down%20the%20Twelve%20Apostles%20from%20Table%20Mountain%20Cape%20Town%20South%20Africa.jpg[/IMG]

We communicate telepathically, in images, in silence. We turn, and smile at each other. We are both vampires. I am a dark energy vampire, and he is a red energy vampire. We leap off the cliff, and fly over the jungle canopy to the Land of Nod in which is my Vampire Castle. Sylvia is there, and so is Angel. Angel tells me to stop invading her dreams. I tell her she is on the Moon, we are not in her Inner World. She just says, "Whatever," and disappears. I guess she woke up.

"Who was that?" asks Sylvia, a violet and black vampire.
"She was my lover at one time."
"She seems nice. We were talking earlier."
"She is a lot nicer in dreams. But, she gets confused."

"Oh. And who is this young man?"

"Vampire Loaf."

Loaf looks around, and nods to Sylvia.

Then, we go hunting, feasting on the souls of the damned, allowing them to cross over as we drain their last bit of essence from this plane.

I am back on the Moon, in the Temple of Nowhere on the Landing Pad.
MoSh is waiting there for me with a green guitar. Raven is on drums and keyboard. “Cool!” She grins at me. I grab a microphone, and grow a didjeridoo out of my body. MoSh grows a bass out of his guitar, and strums a rocking chord on all strings. PLANET ROCK! DREAM RUNNING! I form a bubble around our band, and line up portals. We fly through dreams, a monster band, roaring and rocking. We change into crazed monster beasts and trounce through dreams. A lot of parasites try to attack us, but our bassline is just too godly. We come back to the landing pad through a portal.
“Do you think it worked?” MoSh asks.
“Probably not, but I hope so. For now, let’s ROCK!”
There is a huge crowd of the denizens of the City of Nowhere waiting to get their faces melted. Raven starts in with a tone on the keyboard, like an epic movie soundtrack, then, I rumble like distant thunder on the didjeridoo. MoSh hits a chord on his guitar, then Raven hits the drums, tch-tchakka boom BOOM BOOM BOOM!” The crowd screams, and we play:

[video=youtube;1QP-SIW6iKY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY[/video]

An epic free-for-all battle ensues. It’s pure chaos. Q10 put’s a “don’t-die” shield over the crowd. In the middle of the song, I morph into my Demon Self, Deathgawn, and open my chest portal to NeverWonderHell, my Inner World. A host of Darklings pours out into the crowd, and joins the fray. Koomo appears out of my chest. “Did someone say, ‘Rock and Roll’ ?” asks the manbat King. Strange energy-sonic weapons like blades appear on his fists. When he swings them, it sounds like rock.
DJ TKO appears behind us, and mixes our music live. He looks like a giant man in a gorilla suit. I start laughing into the mic crazily.
The Muthafukkin Moon Orcs which are Russian fly down on giant black beetles, and join the fray, so it’s even more like the video. HAHAHA. WTF?
I wake up, rolling around, and laughing.
Wait? what? Where am I? Selene kisses me.
I wake up.

I float up out of my bed, and transform into Ganesh. Six arms grow out of my sides, and my face becomes lion and elephant as I grow a mane. I trumpet and roar. All the demons surrounding my bed bow to me. My fur turns panther black, and my eyes turn red. The demons toss plumeria flowers, the flowers of the dead, to me.
I float outside to the door, where my spaceship, Future’s Hope is waiting for me. My glistening silvery ship. I step in, and the AI is playing some epic rock... Something like Pyramid Song from Radiohead. No, this is the song.
DJ Hope, the AI of my ship asks me where I’d like to go tonight. I sit down in the pilot’s seat, and place large goggles over my face. I feel part of my energy split off... My astral body separates from my dream body, and ....

Astral Plane
My astral body floats through the side of the ship. I become aware of astral demons around me. They look like metal androids with many bladed arms. I mindfuck them, and bend them to my will. Now, you are my bodyguards, boys. Form a phalanx!
The scene changes. There is a house in front of me with reddish purple paint with white trim.
“Someone in here wants a nightmare,” I smile to the demons. They nod. There are angels in the area, looking suspiciously at the demons. I communicate with the head angel telepathically. He scans me to decipher what kind of being I am. “A dreamer? Just what kind of human are you?”
“I am a dreamer, dear, but I am not human.” The angel nods, and lets me pass, giving me a scrutinizing gaze. I just smirk as I morph into a shadowy thing. I crouch at the foot of the bed. “Wake up... wake up... heh hehe...”
For some reason, he is asleep. Ah, he is dreaming, and I am calling him to the astral plane. No matter, this is also a dream. I rumble like distant thunder. The young man stirs and sits up in bed, stretching. I slowly rise. He looks at me, and freezes. His mouth moves silently.
“Speak, boy,” I rumble.
“Who... what... are you?”
“I’m from the Moon! And you are dreaming!”
“No I am not! You are a demon! or a ghost? This is real!”
“No, you are in the astral plane, see.... uh...”
“Nomad?”
“Yes! I mean no!” I roar again, and the young man turns and creates a portal with his third eye. He doesn’t realize he did it. He turns to me, then turns back to the portal. Something like a tentacle or rope comes out of it, and he grabs on.
“This dream sucks! I’m out!” The thing pulls him into the portal and it closes. I walk back outside, and the angel rolls his eyes.
One of the astral demons says, “how’d it go?”
I smack him, and he flies across the yard into a tree.
“Now I am going to the Moon, bitches! Oh wait... I feel more nightmares are wanted. Hmm... First, I need to set up my dream running portals.... Yes, Sarnox will want to come, Jo, and Koomo... guess he’s busy on his home planet.”

I portal to the Moon, and join my dream body.

Dream Plane Dream
Alright, baby, Take me to the MOON!”
“Yes Master.”
“I love it when you say that.”
“Ugh, you have such a big ego.” I feel my ship roll her eyes.

We fly to the Temple of Nothing in the City of Nowhere in the Land of Nod on the Green Moon. She alights on the landing pad. There are two jaguars, a light one and a dark one, portrayed doing battle on the landing pad. Guargawn, my stand-in when I get bored of being a god, greets me, along with Sarnox, my Druid High Priest. “Wassup, god, wassup dog!”
We laugh and catch up on events.
“Well, the life here has gone completely apeshit, growing everywhere... remember that Juan guy with is sentient plants. Well, these creatures worship me now. I am trying to help them evolve to a level where they quit worshiping me. Let me show you my lab.”
We walk into the temple and into a room that Guargawn built. He has different plants in enclosures for study. “Hm, you should meet Washu and Janet.”
“Oh, we have been working together on this project. Who else is going to study dream flora and fauna? You? You bilocate too much, plus you remember only 2 to 5% of your dreams on a good night.”
“Really?”
“Most people it’s less than that. Anyway, we’ll come back to these later. I sense you have a lot on your agenda for tonight.”
“Some dream running, and some rock and roll.”
“Shit! Look at you!” Guargawn reaches into my dream body and pulls out a pink parasite. “Goddammit, Nomad!” he says, squashing it. “How the hell are you Juargawn, Lord of Nothing, when you can’t even control parasites?”
“Well my silver centipedes...”
“Fuck you silver centipedes, nigga! Some woman put a hook in you. Seal the wound. Pay attention! Look!”
I see a strange hole in my dream body which I cauterize with violet flame.
“Yeah, and I got sick in Wakeworld from those damn bugs.”
“And it’s not the first time.”
“You are right, brother.”
“Keep your shields up. We are being attacked on all fronts by all manner of creatures. You think sentient creatures are the only threat? Yet microscopic mindless creatures slaughter us relentlessly.”
I nod. I walk slowly out to the landing pad. I am amazed at the view. I sit down, and meditate. I realize that I am now a rakshasa, a lion-man. I form a golden aura around me, and seal it with blue light. I create colored orbs to move through my dream body, and cleanse myself. I sense Raven needs my help in the Healing Glen. I portal to her.
She is just waking up in the Glen. We are suddenly under attack by silvery flying disks. They are shooting orange lasers at us. One hits me, and burns a hole in my side. I ignore it, and heal the wound. The Frost Giant appears, and forms an energy shield dome over us. He hits an unseen button on an unseen belt, and armor comes out of nowhere and attaches to him.
“I thought this was sacred ground!”
“It is,” says the Frost Giant. “But, they don’t give a shit.”
Raven stand up, and changes.... She becomes taller, and her face changes shape, elongating to look like an elf or a female Grey. She is wearing a long black dress, and has two white horns spiraling to the sky. She grows to the size of a skyscraper. “I am Raven White, Queen of the Moon, and you have profaned this Hallowed Ground. I channel power you know not of!”
Raven begins to glow brighter and brighter, and I feel something like a tiny sun in the core of her being. The alien ships swarm around her. She laughs and bats them away. She roars, and pure white light beams shoot out of her body, vaporizing all the ships around her. The Frost Giant is running across the landscape, grabbing ships out of the sky, and smashing them in his palms. Joseph has multiplied himself into an army of giant eagles. He smashes the ships in his talons, and rips the aliens from their ships. They look like... children?
“Gah!”
For a second, even the Frost Giant is deceived.
“All illusion! Illusion of Nevergawn!”
I smack my head, trying to get my True Sight Ocular Implants to work... Just had to turn them on. I whip out my didjeridoo, and send out a frequency to destroy the transmission of the child holograms from their hologram projectors. I see they are not aliens, but Moon Orcs riding around on strange dog-pterodactyl creatures. Suddenly we are in the Danger Room.
“Guardians: ONE! Moon Orcs: ZERO!”
Raven takes off a VR helmet along with MoSh, Joseph, and I.
“MoSh, you were the Frost Giant?”
“You asked me to, don’t you remember, Nomad?” he smiles at me flirtatiously. I feel uncomfortable for the first time in this dream. “Hey, let’s have a drink.’
“Okay...”
We walk into a casino, the three of us. Raven surveys the scene casually. We sit at the bar, and are served strange drinks with things moving in them. “He doesn’t remember,” Raven says.
“We are all lovers, or were, at one time,” MoSh smiles at me.
“Uh... I feel weird.”
“Just drink.”
I drink, and memories come flooding back to me, but these are not my memories, these are the memories of a different Nomad, from a different universe.
“Okay... so, I and Raven are together, and you and Raven are together, but you and I used to be together?”
“Yes,” says MoSh.
“Oh, gross!”
He rolls his eyes. “Parallel universe, hello?”
“Right. But, what happened to the other Nomad?”
“He’s dead,” Raven White says flatly.
“So, you can keep dreaming with him, right?”
She looks at me and laughs. “This is no dream, baby. You’re in Wakeworld.”
“HOLY SHIT!”
I am so shocked by this, I wake up. I am in my bedchambers in my temple on the Moon. I am sleeping with three women in my bed. I float up so as not to disturb them, and stretch. I walk out to the landing pad. Selene joins me. I feel her caress on my arm.
“Baby, is this real?”
“This is real, this is dream. We are on the dream plane.”
“Are we in a simulation?”
“No.”
“Good.”
I turn to her, and look into her eyes, her beautiful dark dark eyes, dark as night. I realize she is an alien, and so am I.... We all are, and I am okay with that. We kiss. I feel like we haven’t kissed for years. Maybe it has been years on the Dream Plane?
“Selene, I want to know what happened when you were kidnaped.”
“I wanted to see what would happen if I let them kidnap me.”
“Why did you do that?”
“I was curious to the depths of their evil?”
“What happened?”
“They tried to rape me.”
“What did you do?”
“I dream-killed them.”
“Good. Why didn’t you tell me you were going to do this?”
“You wouldn’t have let me go.”
“True.”
I walk around in a circle on all fours, and fall asleep, with Selene leaning on me.

***

I am back in the Fucking Concrete Underground Future, and my life is Hell. I am on the astral plane, and I am in the room where my Physical Body, my Real Body is. I see my lion-goat-centaur body twitch in the fluid in the cylinder. An alarm goes off.
“Shit he’s waking up! FUCK FUCK FUCK! Send him some sedatives! Slowly...”
I hear a scientist say. Maybe I should not be here. If I wake up here... I am dead in the past. I begin to float out of the room, when I am jerked into my Real Body. I feel like I am going to suffocate. What the hell is going on? I can breathe! I am blind. I see colored lights in front of my eyes. FUCK THIS MASK. Who is trying to brainwash me? I rip the mask off, and see a bunch of scientists running around through green fluid. One of them with a turkey like head turns to me, and we make eye contact. I scream into the air piece. I feel a strange calm as the drugs take effect. I float out of my Real Body, and back to the floor. One of the psychic scientists looks at me. “It’s not a good idea for you to be here, friend,” he says to me warmly. I nod, and create a portal back to the Moon.

***
I wake up in the Healing Glen. MoSh is there. “Let’s rock!” he says.

“Doh! I am about to wake up. Next dream!” I say.
He nods, and everything fades to white.

MrIrony's Attempt

Dream 1: I was walking to school, but it didn't start till a lot later, so I decided to go to my friends house instead. It might have been 7am (In the dream.) My friends door was open a little and I could see light coming from the left side of the room, indicating that he was awake but his parents weren't. (This wasn't his real home.) I opened the door expecting to see him, but instead saw some girl. My friend walked behind her. I can´t remember much after that, but I think we played some game.

Dream2: I saw some kind of games title. It said "Chrono god Trigger" After that I was in a room with some people. Suddenly a tall guy came in with a black sword. I summoned two keyblades and blocked most of his attacks, but then he started to get past my defense. I got angry, grabbed his sword and striked his back so many times that he started praying me to stop, so I did. Next there was me and possibly that guy trying to get a balloon to a exit without popping it.

Fragment: Something about 3 characters from Friends talking. (Ross, Joey and someone, probably a woman.)

Lucid: I can't remember where I were, but I took out a laptop and ordered two tickets to the pyramid. Then I traveled in a train while rubbing my hands to stay in the dream. (Which was quickly fading.) The guy next to me started rubbing his hands too and asked me to give him a couple of high-fives. Woke up before getting to the pyramid. (If the train even was going there.)

Dream3: I was once again with my friend, playing the same game as last time. We were two characters with katanas that could change powers in a jungle. First we saw some small enemy and attacked it. Soon we lost sight of it and wondered if it was hiding or dead. Then two other enemies attacked us. One big guy and one that was maybe 18 years old. We mostly fought the big guy as the other guy didn't really do anything. I changed my powers to fire and shot couple fireballs at him. They missed and almost hitted another guard. My friend told me not to draw anymore attention. We finished the big guy, but as a last resort he disembodied his hands, which grabbed me and started slowly dragging me to the direction of the other guard. I pushed my legs against a stone block to prevent me from moving. (The hands themself didn't move me, there was more like a invisible bond between them and the body, so that they were attached to the body, but were a little further away from it.) Finaly the enemy died and left behind a yellow heart. (Like heart containers in the legend of zelda, only slightly different design and color.)

Dream Lucid Me DC

Dream 1:
I was walking to school, but it didn't start till a lot later, so I decided to go to my friends house instead. It might have been 7am (In the dream.) My friends door was open a little and I could see light coming from the left side of the room, indicating that he was awake but his parents weren't. (This wasn't his real home.) I opened the door expecting to see him, but instead saw some girl. My friend walked behind her. I can´t remember much after that, but I think we played some game.

Dream2:
I saw some kind of games title. It said "Chrono god Trigger" After that I was in a room with some people. The room seemed like a some sort of crypt, because there were lots of sarcophagus near the walls. Suddenly a big guy (Maybe skinless.) came in with a black sword. I summoned two keyblades and blocked most of his attacks, but then he started to get past my defense. I got angry, grabbed his sword and striked his back so many times that he started praying me to stop, so I did. Next there was me and possibly that guy trying to get a balloon to a exit without popping it.

Fragment:
Something about 3 characters from Friends talking. (Ross, Joey and someone, probably a woman.)

Lucid:
I can't remember where I were, but I took out a laptop and ordered two tickets to the pyramid. Then I traveled in a train while rubbing my hands to stay in the dream. (Which was quickly fading.) The guy next to me started rubbing his hands too and asked me to give him a couple of high-fives. Woke up before getting to the pyramid. (If the train even was going there.)

Dream3:
I was once again with my friend, playing the same game as last time. We were two characters with katanas that could change powers in a jungle. First we saw some small enemy and attacked it. Soon we lost sight of it and wondered if it was hiding or dead. Then two other enemies attacked us. One big guy and one that was maybe 18 years old. We mostly fought the big guy as the other guy didn't really do anything. I changed my powers to fire and shot couple fireballs at him. They missed and almost hitted another guard. My friend told me not to draw anymore attention. We finished the big guy, but as a last resort he disembodied his hands, which grabbed me and started slowly dragging me to the direction of the other guard. I pushed my legs against a stone block to prevent me from moving. (The hands themself didn't move me, there was more like a invisible bond between them and the body, so that they were attached to the body, but were a little further away from it.) Finaly the enemy died and left behind a yellow heart. (Like heart containers in the legend of zelda, only slightly different design and color.)