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I had a very jumbled mix of dream fragments all night. Though the one I remembered mostly was filled with Kill Bill references and the JFK shooting? Yeah I don't know.

So I'm watching a very classy Uma Thurman, standing on a large and beautiful balcony of a tall tall building. She's speaking with a handsome man very casually but she looked fierce and ready for action as always. The dream was incredibly movie like from what little bits I could recall, it even felt like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Suddenly amidst having a conversation which was now becoming flirty, a gunshot is heard directly above her. The camera panned upward and a woman in all black had fired a sniper and ran inside the building, and apparently JFK is now dead, even though I never saw this the idea that it was happening was very strong.

Uma quickly runs inside and somehow the building, which at first was meant for living spaces, becomes a parking lot waaaaay too high up in the air. She sees her foe in black and the more the camera focuses on her, her face and hair changes from scene to scene. Then she's Mila Kunis, pretty much out of no where. At this point (as seems to be a reoccurring theme now) I take over Uma's DC body and suddenly I'm the heroine. It feels weird having tits, you guys, and ladies I dunno how you can run with them they're very annoying.

So I'm in my all yellowed out Kill Bill suit, skin tight, feeling pretty sexy and magically I have summoned a sword, all whilst charging at Mila. There's a moment I felt I might become lucid because how real it was feeling, but again like my previous dream the DC took over again and I just watched. Mila coughs up blood, and in a very cheesy and cliche camera angle I watch her fall with the sword sliding out of her stomach. Uma of course, says something even more cheesy and cliche when she falls, but I can't remember what. thank god.

She drags the body around and finds a Jeep version of the terrible Pussy Wagon. Wonderful. She throws Mila in and drives off, somehow all to quickly driving down some 50 floors, she makes it out onto the pavement and (i'm serious) drives off into the sunset. There were also moments I felt in control of driving but all of it was too much a blur.

Havent been concentrating on dream recall lately, so naturally I havent remembered dreams so much.... This is also just a short fragment.


So I was watching MasterChef Australia and the abit obese judge was competing against 2 competitors. They had made some dishes ready and the dishes were judged by some guy. The guy said that he didnt like the obese guys food and the obese guy was making up excuses why hes food wasnt good

I dreamt that I was at a paint-your-own-ceramics place in my downtown. I was there with a friend- in RL, I'm planning a surprise birthday party for her, and I plan to take her there as a distraction while the party was set up- and we were picking out ceramics to paint. There was also a crochet turtle thingie, which I chose. I was gluing it together when I realized it was $39, and I had maybe $10, so I hid it under a shelf. I was wandering around, looking for something else to do, and I saw my friend Joe. He looked really angry and had his hair up in a ponytail, and when I tried to talk to him, he ignored me. But he was there with a bunch of college guys, and they were also really angry so they yelled at me until I left. I found a watercolor painting station in the back of the room, and so I started painting there. Then I woke up.

Semi-Lucid

Hello, everyone! My first Semi-Lucid Dream starts here:I was in a Big, Black, Colosseum. The flour Chrome and everything (Including the sky) was black (But there was about as much light was a sonny day). I wandered out of the Colosseum and looked around. I went back into the Colosseum and the insides turned into a big park with lots of slides (Everything is still black, and remains that way for the entire Dream). I slid down all of the Slides. Some of the slides had Bowsers face on the ends of them. Suddenly, all of the slides brook into pieces. I climbed over some of the debris of the slides. Suddenly again, A huge slide that had to be as big as a Skyscraper, rises out of the ground. I start climbing the ladder on the edge of it. The Dream cuts to when I get to the top. When I get up there, I look down at the huge ladder I climbed up. I turn around and see the White Witch from the movie Narnia. She says,"Come... " and goes down the huge slide. I about to too but I wake up The End

non dream - lucid - non lucid

After waking up again, I decide to WILD.
It can't fall asleep, the last dream was too exciting, so I get up and write down more notes.
I listen to some ambient music and try to WILD again.

"Get up already, you're dreaming!"

I open my eyes and get up.
Yuya and Faye are sitting in my couch in front of the TV. Awesome!
I sit down on the couch as well. The TV looks very weird.
We start talking about transforming, something I've never done.
Yuya says I'm not very good at it.

I get the urge to try it out and hopefully show everyone that I can actually do it.
Faye says I should try transforming into a familiar animal, it's easier if I have a good idea on how they move.
I decide to transform into a Budgie since I have one and I've seen it fly many times.


It feels VERY WEIRD just shrinking like that and the feelings of my limbs disappearing, and some senses clearly changing.

"How cuuuuuuute!"

I believe that I have properly transformed and try to spread my wings.
It's surprisingly difficult to figure out which muscle moves which part of my body.
I want to fly so I approach the end of the coach in preparation of jumping off.
Yuya states that this may not be a good idea.

I jump and start flapping my wings.
Jesus fuck, this is not going well, I barely manage to stay in the air.
How do birds fly? this is absolutely ridiculous.
I approach the TV... shit, gotta dodge that somehow.
I try to gain some height to fly over it, but it's not enough.
I crash against the upper frame of the TV and fall down onto my keyboard which is in front of the TV.

This is way too difficult, I end the transformation.
Yuya starts laughing out loud, quickly followed by Faye.
It takes me a moment to notice they aren't laughing about my miserable flying skills as a bird.
I'm lying completely naked on my keyboard and my desk.

"Well... this has not gone well..."

Yuya laughs so hard she can't manage to sit properly anymore and she falls onto the couch.

I was at a beach with my friends, and we had this potato that we were playing with.
This person I knew called Amy was there, and she disliked the potato.
We kicked the potato or threw it and it landed near this man's feet, he also disliked the potato. He was overweight, wearing a vest, had a red face (from sunburn) and sunglassed on.
The potato near him had a piece missing from it.
Later we started a potato farm in the sand, lots of people thought we were being stupid.
We left and came back later, there were no potatoes as the farm was unsuccessful, but their was a notepad on the ground. The notepad was filled with these pictures of a potato with a womans head, it didn't really look like a potato at all but I the time I thought it did. The pictures were drawn in the same style that one of my friends draw people in.

Later, we went to my friend Oisin's house, I've never been to his house though, it was my other friends house but I thought it was his. We went in the porch and the words "Eavan Died" and "Katie Died" popped in to my head. They were people I knew but this didn't scare me at all. It was snowing outside.
It was really early in the morning, about 3:00 am, and my friends baby brother was upstairs sleeping.
Two of my friends were beating a stick with the legs of a stool my brother made. One of them suggested they stop and do it later when the baby wakes up, but then the other says that they should do it now or his parents will be mad.



The night before this dream I was playing with potatoes, my friend knitted a hat for one and gave it to me, I found this hilarious and was holding my pototo, my brother got angry for having a potato so he grabbed it off me and threw it away, knocking a piece out of it. We went outside at night to find one of my friends that was in the dream, and we brought the stool legs and lit them on fire for light. And about two days ago me and my friend that drew like in the notepad were drawing together.

non dream - lucid - non lucid

After all of those non-lucid dreams I did a WBTB.
This is the first lucid of the night.
I can't really remember the beginning, or maybe the dream started out in the pool? I don't know.


... I'm in a whirlpool with Yuya, somewhere on top of a skyscraper, presumably on earth. It's night.
We're just hanging out, talking about dreams, about life etc.
I must have transitioned into "deep dreaming" at some point since the dream feels perfectly stable.
The feeling of the constant stream of bubbles tickling my back is helping this even further.

I'm asking questions about the dream plane.
I don't understand everything Yuya tells me, and some answers she gives me are a bit vague, but I feel like I get the basic idea.
A normal dream always starts within a dream bubble, the content of which is created by ourselves, our imagination and expectations.
When you become lucid and leave the dream bubble, usually by teleportation or portals, you enter the dream plane where you can meet
other dreamers or different beings.
I don't fully understand what she tells me about layers of the dream plane though.

I tell her about my Sucker Punch dream and ask her if it was within my dream bubble or not.
She can't give me an answer, she doesn't know.
Suddenly another person enters the whirlpool... it's Babydoll from the Sucker Punch dream.
She says hi and acts as if her being here is the most natural thing in the whole world.
My mind is blown, why and how is she here???
Yuya starts laughing and tells me that I still have a lot to learn.
She tells me to examine my feelings, I have the answers for everything.

Unfortunately I can't come to a good conclusion, except that Babydoll can't be a normal DC.
So Yuya explains it:

"She's a Dream Guide silly."
"... My Dream Guide? ...I mean..."

Babydoll speaks up:

"Yes, I am your Dream Guide. You've been searching for me, so you found me."

I'm confused. What they say makes sense, but I still feel like I haven't fully understood it.
Yuya tries to explain it:

"Well, obviously I ain't your Dream Guide. I'm a spirit, I am your friend, and even though I will help you and I will guide you, I am not what you call a Dream Guide.
She on the other hand is. You needed a Dream Guide so you have found one.
She can help you with some things I cannot."

Meanwhile Babydoll is playing with the water in the pool. She's trying to create a water bubble like Yuya can, but she's failing.

"So... tell me, what is you name?"
"Babydoll!"
"Seriously? You want me to call you Babydoll? Isn't that a bit... weird?"
"Call me Faye then!"

She's energetic, not as energetic as Yuya, but I feel comfortable being around her, she seems nice.

Yuya looks away:

"Hey Liv, stop hiding there and join us in the pool! It's nice and warm!"

Liv comes out of the shadows, wearing nothing but a thin towel.
Her devil's tail is looking out of the towel.
She blushes and enters the pool.
She's really shy. I find it funny considering that she's a Succubus and all, but it's kinda cute.

I suddenly realize that I'm sitting in a whirlpool together with 3 extremely hot girls wearing nothing but a thin towel.
I don't even know if Yuya is wearing one.
How on earth did it take me until now to notice?
Yuya looks at me... she read my thoughts. I start blushing.
She gives me a bit of a 'sexy look' and starts lifting herself out of the pool until she's showing some cleavage.
I'm not sure what I look like right now, but I bet my face is as red as a tomato.
She drops back into the pool and laughs.
Faye does a facepalm and Liv has no idea what's going on.

I have to laugh myself and lean back to look at the stars.
For some reason I love it when she is messing with me, it makes me feel really good...

litterally remember nothing about it. and i mean nothing. its almost as if my mind dosent want me to remember.

but thats stupid

isnt it?

Non-Lucid Lucid
Nightmare

Hello, everyone! This one is a little different from my other Dream of a Lucid Dream. Because of Dreaming of Shared Lucid Dreaming! : Me, Michele, and a girl named Shelby where having a slumber party. There where 3 beds and we all went to sleep. We were in this Patrick Level from "Spongebob Squarepants: Creature from the Krusty Krab" when the Dream started. We all became Lucid at the same time. Michele was the first to say something. He said,"Dudes, where in a Lucid Dream!" for some reason, Shelby didn't say anything the entire Dream. I stated flying and said,"This... IS... AWESOME! Kinda like Leonidas. Michele started hovering from the air and said he needed help flying. I told him to hover a little bit and everytime he did that he would get better at flying. I said," I shall run at the speed of light!" I started running at the speed of light and it created some Time-slip structure and sent us one-million years in the future. I said,"This place is the place I keep thinking of in my head... It turns out the place we where in was the place I keep thinking of in my head when I'm awake. I started hovering around and said,"This is exactly that place!" and Michele said,"Cool." and started hovering around also. Shelby on the other hand just kept walking by us the entire dream. perhaps she wasn't even Lucid. I said," Lets go back to the past." Then I ran the speed of light again but woke up in the process. What a shame, I could of Actually became Lucid
The End

All I remember is trying to buy something in a post-apocalyptic world. When I tried to buy something, the guy responded in a foriegn language (confirmed by google translate to be italian). The only word I remember is "miei", which means "my"

I am going on vacation with the Simpsons. We go to this building and take a tour. Eventually we
get up to this hallway with a huge window on the right side overlooking a beautiful view from at
least a hundred feet up. We look out the window and I sort of lean up against it. I phase through the
window and start drifting toward the ground. I wasn't falling, more floating and gravity was greatly
reduced. Bart and Lisa followed then Homer and Marge. We floated around for a while basically
moon walking, then flew back up to the building through the window. We went to tell one of the
guides about this window but the woman we told happened to be suicidal and jumped through the
window, somehow maintaining normal gravity. We continued down the hallway and went through
a door to the left. I find myself in a dark labyrinth. There is a faint red light cast on everything so I
can still see. I can also see over the walls and the floor changes elevation a lot. Not with steps but
ramps. Then my view changes to a bird's-eye perspective of the maze. I run around the maze for
a while seeing flying creatures at some points, it wasn't really scary though. Before I find the exit,
the dream ends

I am in some annoying house. ( Annoying because in dreams, I am always at different houses that I think is my house, or my friend or family's house, and it's never their house in waking life. )

In my dreams, it's in my friend, M's house.

My sister and friend leave to go somewhere. I become semi-lucid because of the impossibility of it being M's house.

I go into M's bedroom and go through her drawers. Everything in there is boring.

A Lot happened before this but I don't recall what it was.
I am walking around a forest like area with my best friend and we go into a shop.
It looks kind of like one of those old antique shops but they sell medicine. I look around
and I don't know why but this old lady who works at the store starts yelling at us ( I think
she thought we were stealing something ). Anyway, we leave the store and walk around
a bit then the dream ends.

Non-Dream/Non-Lucid/Lucid

Before the lucid part of my dream I remember that I was in an RV looking upstairs, watching the floor move up and down.

I am standing with a group of people near train tracks. Suddenly they get agressive and I jump for the train that is moving past us. I find that I have wedged my feet into the outer structure of the train and I begin holding on for dear life. Then I try and move my body through the train to no success. As I do this I wonder how moving my body would ever be possible and realize that I am lucid.

I jump off the train and fly away from the town to a mountain-like structure. I check my hands and realize that I have six fingers. I try rubbing my hands together but I am only able to rub them against my arms as my hands are sticky. I then fly off the mountain and find myself in a friend's coat room. I look for something to smell and find my hair gel. I sniff it and am hit back with a string sent that overpowers my nose and hurts a bit.

After this I notice that the dream had increased clarity tremendously and I try to move forward, but then encounter Aster from Dexter.

Then I wake up

Shard, I had forgotten about him. I was reading through my old dream journal entries, I found one when I talk about him. I didn't know much about him at the time, but the connection was still strong when I enabled it.

He told me I needed dream combat training, because you never know when you will use it.

Dream
I am standing in a wide open, barren landscape. there is grass on the ground, but it is sparse, there is a yellowish brown sand between the blades of grass. In front of me, I see my opponent, a humanoid (could it have been me?) I almost want to say it was androidish... it was an android of myself.

when I looked at him, I could immediately tell his power was four clicks above my own (apparently a measure of power.) but four clicks isn't much, so I was confident in my ability to fight him off.

He jumped into the air, and flew at my with a flying kick. I deflect it, and score a hit, knocking him back a bit. the fight continues until I wake up.

I refuse defeat, and continue the scenario in my mind, even as I am awake, until I have defeated him.