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I am riding in a car with a guy about my age. He is working for some sort of secret agency, and says he has to kill the person in the car ahead of us. "Um, what?" He barely gives me enough time to brace myself as he slams his foot down on the gas pedal, crashing into the other car with full force. My ribs hurt a little, but otherwise I am fine.

The guy puts his arm around me, and I ride leaning up against him for the rest of the ride.

The scene changes; I am watching from a 3rd person POV as a Japanese girl transfers to an English school. She cannot speak English, so she locates another student who speaks Japanese to be translator. They speak nonsense-Japanese, but there are subtitles, so I know what they are saying.

"Hideski ka?"

"Hideski wa Ayumi."

TRANSLATION: "Who are you?" "I'm Ayumi."

The scene switches again. I am now with the Japanese girl, but she is no longer Japanese. We are trying out for track. My legs aren't working, and she isn't really trying. Neither one of us really want to be here...

All the rest of the girls are following this one guy around, chanting his name. They're practically worshiping him, since he's the fastest runner. The coach tells him not to get in a car accident and get himself paralyzed, because a lot of people are counting on him. O.o

Decided to only go with 1.5hrs of sleep this morning. Partly out of stupidity, but maybe the REM re-bound will be awesome later for DEILD attempts, who knows?

So, what was interesting was to see just what the first 90 minute phase of sleep (thus, the first REM phase) was like, because I often don't recall it at all.

There wasn't any kind of substantial dream. It was really hazy/misty. I'm not sure if it's because my BF wouldn't leave me alone while I tried to sleep (you can take that for what you will! ), and thus I wasn't sleeping as deeply as I could have been...

I fell asleep thinking about the Beatles, so my hazy dream was basically an image of the Beatles. It was trying to take on a life of its own, but that part definitely couldn't because of boyfriend sabotage.

"Hic pietatis honos? Sic nos in sceptra reponis?"
~ Venus, from The Aeneid

I was in a grey, nondescript room, and in front of me was the uncannily gorgeous Roman goddess of love, fertility, and beauty, Venus. Why I just assumed some god that I don't believe in was real, I don't know. I mean, I'm practically an atheist, but there I was, assuming Venus was real because I could see her. I had done some task for her, and as a result, she was doing the stereotypical woman thing to do, namely MAKING ME A GOSH DARN SAMMICH! Yes, Venus was making me a salami and cheese sandwich. In between the layers of food was a translation of the Aeneid, but not into English, but rather into Swedish. Swedish? Why Swedish, I don't know. The translation looked like mayonnaise, and when I ate the sandwich, I heard the translation in my head. It sounded like "Drok dun dah deh doo," and similar sounds. I don't think I've ever heard anyone speak Swedish, so I guess that's what I expect it to sound like. And that was about it, just me, the goddess of beauty, and a sammich.

"Parce metu, Cytherea. You chill? Good, now make me an Aeneid sammich!!!!!111one"

Ok DV, if you've read a previous entry called "They've Found Out" then you know I'm looking to punish a DC. So, here's the story on how I nearly got revenge.


I started off at my house(DS). I was playing the Wii. Then, I went over to my friend's house(DS) for a party.
"Hey, where's your guitar?" I asked him. He gestured over to it. I picked it up.
"Can you play it?" someone asked.
"Well, it's missing two strings, and that one is snapped."I replied. Then, I wished I had brought my own, and suddenly, it was over in the corner. I picked it up, and played a line from "Good Riddance(Time of Your Life)" by Green Day(DS). Suddenly, I became lucid without RCing because I knew it was a dream sign. Then, I used the spinning method. I planned to go to a dark alley and take revenge on that DC. But, I ended up in a city. Stupid spinning method. I tried it again, and ended up at the same place, only it was dusk. However, I saw the DC. She saw me, and fled. I chased after her.
"You're too fast for me..."I said to her. She stopped by a swing set, and I punched her. She hit the ground crying. I used the closed eye method.
"Now you're gonna pay!" I said. I opened my eyes. And I was in bed...awake...

This is a very interesting dream. It really has more to do with DDO, but the title will be explained later.

I was with Jen and Mom. We were at a Renaissance Festival. We had ordered some meat on a steak and were getting our food. It was sort of buffet style. They handed us our items and we went to sit down. Jen said something... I don't know what, and it pissed me off. I threw my jacket with my cell phone at her and walked away. I walked downstairs where I entered a little stand. They asked how I had gotten there and I told them. The let me pass through to get out on the main street.

I am walking around looking for a sword to buy. I need one to go kill something. Pretty soon I am walking upstairs again. I see a bunch of bad men trying to break down a door. I magically don a mask and leap over to where they are. I beat them all up. Soon a body guard and a woman step out of the room. He tackles me to the ground and tries to hand cuff me. I tell them that they have the wrong person. That the dead guys were trying to get in. The woman agrees with me. She tells her body guard to let me go. I stand up and see a girl in her room. 'Hmm, she's gay.'

She tells me that I am a pirate, and that her name is Catherine. She had always wanted to explore some of the lower depths of the... dungeon we were in. I thought this was odd, but didn't RC. So we began exploring the depths. Soon we found ourselves needing to be separated. She went one way, and I went the other. We meet back at the middle. She was carrying a cell phone. This was odd and I turned to look at her when... my own phone received a text.

I started out at my school(DS). I was going up the stairs with some classmates(DS). As we reached the top, I tripped on something, and tumbled to the bottom of the stairs. I was rushed to the hospital. Everyone thought I was dead. I was not dead. I awoke(in the dream), and got scared. I fled the hospital. I was picked up by some people. They took me home. I texted a friend saying I was alive, and my parents found out. My dad came with a BB Gun, and took me home.

I basicly just started in my bedroom. I then, as i normally do, closed my eyes and said "i am in a big city." When i opened them, i was in a big city like NYC. First i summoned a motorbike and rode around on that. Then i summoned a gun and went around and killed people. It got boring quickly, so i decided to fly. I just flew around in the air with not goal. Then i decided to have an MMA fight. It went pretty well, i won, but several times under the fight i almost woke up. When i was done, i decided that it was enough for tonight so i woke myself up.

I walk down an empty road, then go climbing.

I'm walking down the highway west of Ixburg. There's a semi-trailer parked at the side of the road. I peer inside, but it's empty. Now that I look around, there are a lot of abandoned vehicles here. The ditches seem to be flooded, as well.

I duck behind the truck as a cop car rolls slowly by, scanning the area for life. Once it's gone, I keep walking.

The road west of Ixburg, in reality, is a mostly flat, straight piece of asphalt leading directly to a bigger highway. In dreams, however, it leads into a treacherous, cliff-like system that's made mostly of mud and would be very bad to drive in during a rainstorm. The Road typically leads to the various parks around Ixburg, the place my Grandma used to live, and Wood Mountain. It's a real place, there just aren't any mountains.

Later, I'll get an image of my mom trying to follow me down The Road in her car. She'll have to call me and ask for directions, and I'll tell her it's more about intent than the road you drive down.

shift

I'm lead climbing on an indoor structure. I haven't hooked myself into the first bolt, and this is a dangerous route to climb. If I fall now, I'll hit the protruding ledge directly below be, probably break something, and go tumbling all the way to the ground.



I look back at my climbing partner, who is... Misha Collins. Hello again. Guess who's turning into a dream sign?

Two men are arguing in the change-rooms. I'm one of them. The other guy is my boyfriend, I think, and he's... um... yelling very loudly that he isn't gay? What?

The Road. Scare Factor: 2.

RPG rescue:

First dream of the night and I can't remember too much of it. I was kidnapped by some evil guy and put in the basement. I somehow escaped and stole three of his daughters. They were really dumb and could not really speak or listen well. It was as if they were dumb npcs. I started to lead them through the jungle to safety but kept getting attacked by monsters. It was as if I was a mix between a rouge and a priest from world of warcraft. I remember getting really frustrated because I would try to vanish and cheap shot the monsters because they could kill the sisters. I kept failing and they kept dieing. After a group of them died I resurrected them. This repeated for a while until I got better at vanish, shadowstep, cheapshot, eviscerate .

Flying battle:

This was by far one of the coolest dreams I have had in a while.

I was flying super fast on the freeway on my way to bellevue. My best friend Michael started to fly by me as soon as I started thinking about him. (that happens alot. Every time I think of something, it happens) I felt his energy was a little off and thought he may not be the real Michael. I remembered a certain thing clarity would say and started whispering to myself - "may I be surrounded and protected by white light" I kept repeating this until finally Michael surrounded himself by black light and tried to attack me with its energy. A brilliant white light burst out of my body and started protecting me against his dark energy. The freeway disappeared and was replaced by black smog. The blackness was surrounding me but my white light was stronger. Eventually I came to a point where see again. I heard evil Michael scream in anger and turn the other way. Finally I made it to downtown belleuve. It looked so real and I suddenly knew this was a dream. I became fully lucid and started to fly around a little. No longer dreaming I noticed how high I was and kinda got scared. Whenever I am really high up in a lucid I get a sinking feeling in my stomach. I started to unstably fly down into the near forest. I felt myself waking up
Time to DEILD: I laid for about 5-10 min and got nothing. Normally I would be in another dream by now so I just turned over and went back to bed.

Sonic the movie theater:

I was in some movie theater playing sonic with Michael. I was some new guy named sun and Michael was sonic. We were battling against each other. My guy was tall, skinny, and red with mini solar flares shooting out of his head. We were running to collect coins. The game ended and I ran out of the movie theater room. The manager asked me to leave several times. I eventually said ok I am leaving.... you FUCKING ASSHOLE. He started laughing and said it was inappropriate and that I needed to leave now.

Rome:

I was in Rome walking around. Two girls around 18 came up to me and asked me where something was. I showed them what they were looking for and somehow ended up moving a big tray of pizza to another table and ate with them. They both really liked me and bought lunch for me. I was invited to go with them and their family to some hotel. I slept with both of them and ended up going to dinner with the family. They bought me dinner and we ended up on some couch messing around.

There was so many more dreams I remember, but only fragments. I forgot to record those and just went back to bed. I briefly remember some sort of lucid dream, but every time I get close to it, I lose it.

Location: My home town/a supermarket

The dream started off in a supermarket in my home town. I could see the frozen food section with several meats, as well as the checkout counter which I was currently standing next to. The counter happened to be in the produce seciton where my sister was buying fruits (Later that day, my sister and I bought strawberries and blueberries for my grandmother. I love precognitive dreams)and was looking at some sort of berries. I couldn't tell what they were but they were something like purple. (I'm colorblind )I got bored to I walked outside. I was instantly walking with some of my classmates and randomly looked at my hands. My right hand was normal but my left hand had six fingers, and the thumb was on the wrong side.

I became lucid. I walked over to my friend Zach who was just walking slowly around looking at the ground. "Hey Zach," I said to him.
"'Sup?"
"Not much. Hey, you know this is a dream right? It's not real so you can do whatever you want."
"Really? It looks just like real life. I thought it would be more... dreamy, I guess." At this point, I was wondering if this was a shared dream and I was talking to the real Zach, or if he was just a rather intelligent DC. "Make sure you remember this when you wake up. I'll ask you about it to see if it's what's considered a shared dream. So... what do you want to do? As long as you believe that it'll happen, you can do anything!"
"I don't know."
"C'mon Zach. You have to do something. Maybe you want..." I reach into my back pocket "a million bucks?" I said as I pulled out a stack of money. There were 3 stacks of thousand dollar bills. My mind has good taste!
"No," he replies calmly.
"I'm starting to wonder if your just a DC."
"A what?"
"A DC, or dream character, just a figment of my imagination."
"No, I'm the real Zach." Okay, now I'm confused. We continue to talk about lucid dreaming as I try to convince him to try it when he wakes up, but I don't think I got the message through. We came to a bakery and as we walked through the doors, I noticed another one of my friends sitting in line with a loaf of bread. "Hey, do you consider yourself as an aware person?" Completely forgetting it was a dream and hinking it was real life for a secon, I thought he was a real person but I doubt I would have a three-way shared dream.
"No," he replies
"Then you'll have a hard time doing this." Which was when I woke up.

I talked to my friend today and he said that he does remember me giving him a million dollars and then walking to a bakery together as we were talking about something. I think this constitutes as a shared dream but I'm not sure.

frag

I am in Angel's apartment. She walks in with a 1/4 ounce bag of Spice Diamond, a legal drug, similar to cannabis. "Let's get high!"

Uh... ok. I try to roll a joint, but it's the size of a blunt. "Whoah, go easy!"

I then notice there are white chunks of what looks like feta in the Spice.

June 20 2010

Me and Zac were in an area I later made out to be Austin, though it looked nothing like it, it still later held the metropolitan theme. But now it isn't Austin, its just an area me and Zac are in, I never tried to make sense of where I was. We had guns, and I remember shooting those guns into the glass of nearby stores and what not. My clip ran out and I didn't know how to reload it so me and Zac were just hanging out in this building and we start to hear something in the room behind us. We go check it out and there's a guy back there holding a door up as cover and just kind of bouncing around. Scared the shit out of me and I got the hell out of there, in the process I left Zac behind, and that's the last time hes in this dream. I flee to this awesome looking fountain thing I cant remember what it looks like, but it was huge. I feel safe there and continue to explore the area around me until its Austin, in "Austin" there is a "Little England" and a "Little Mexico" I explore both and eventually end up at this platform with 2 stairs attached to it one leading up the other down and there's a nice old man begging for money. I refuse and he smiles and goes on begging to others, eventually I go back to him and ask him how to get to "Little England" he tells me where to go but also tells me of a short cut. I try the short cut and report back to him that its not working. And I cant really recall much, but I think we got in trouble with the authorities.

Next dream Im at Zacs house with Dylan first thing I recall is me lying in bed trying to sleep and Zac and Dylan try and sneak in to pull a prank on me, I felt it before I knew what it was, Zacs mom filled me in telling me it was a fire extinguisher and if she wouldn't have caught them it would have been worse. After that I got up and hung out with them, and I remember telling them the events of my last dream, only the homeless part though and all about Austin.

It was humans against super-humans in some soccer game of sorts. I eventually remember becoming a superhuman and am told to punish one of the members for something, the one I had to punish was Terry Crews.

I remember swinging from a rope idk why, and eventually Terry starts bitching that his legs are tired and he has to piss so I let him go, it was dark outside and we were on a soccer field again. While Terry is gone a shadowy man shows up and we talk, all I remember talking to this mysterious figure about is Terry and I remember seeing him laughing. All I can recall.

This is a short one, it was in my house with my mom, little brother and myself. My little brothers friends were trying to see if they could come over and they were having a conversation from across the house about it. I told Josh "Mom doesn't want them over." so he told them to leave and that's it.

21.06.2010

...What? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in the bathroom of my dad's house. A girl from my school(now my old school), Alexis, was sitting on top of the washer. The lid was up and apparently, she was taking a shit in the washer. I laughed pretty hard whilst writing that. She farted pretty loud. XD Then I started to make farting noises with my mouth. She just laughed and pulled up a hose from the washer. It was covered in what seemed like shitty water. It was pretty fucking nasty. The dream skipped and my grade(previous grade I should say)8 classes were all inside this house. I don't remember much else. It was weird.

20.06.2010

Derrick's Retarded Regrowing Arm (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at school, even though I'm out of school, I was in Mrs. Wetzel's room. 5th grade. WTF? I'm in 9th grade now. Derrick walked in the doorway. His left arm was really small and it was retarded. It looked like a baby doll's arm attacthed to his body. We all laughed at him. He said, "My arm got amputated, and it's growing back!" The dream skipped and the same situation happened, only this time his arm was a bit bigger. The reason I had this dream is because I watched one of Kassem G's videos that had a lady in it with a really small arm. That's all I remember though.

Ok, so here we go. In [COLOR="red"]my dream[/COLOR] I was standing on top a huge hill with the wind blowing my brown hair back and [COLOR="blue"]smoothly touching my disfigured eye[/COLOR] and above I could see birds flying around in circles and they made cow noises. Overhead was another hill and on this hill was another person but unlike me; [COLOR="green"]he didn't have his legs spread out[/COLOR]. He was standing their from across the borrow and appeared to be staring at me; I couldn't see clearly for the sun was behind him and I have a disfigured eye. I ignore him for a while but then I get annoyed and start taunting him..bad mistake you see for he jumps right of the hill and comes running up mine!

Next thing I know; I am being strangled and "items" are being shoved into me. :buns: :hump: :eek: It turns out that this person's name is unknown to me. His face appears black and his eyes appear red; on him is written "hate" and "failure" and all I noticed was his brown hair...