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i was in this weird MMO world and i came to this guy and he was fighting this beast

Chapstick makers (FRAG)

was part of chap stick maker
killed tons of animals
had animals tested on
had tons of strange drugs around make from animals and stuff
the butcher house was giant silo with blood dripping out the top
one time i see a drug that looks weird scary
one of my friends does it
i walk up behind them
inhale
can't stand, fall laughing
vision fragments into odd pixels
friend passes me and hits me on the back of the head

18th

This dream was so real, while I was in it I felt like there was no other life. I was in a pool with this girl and ?I had proposed to her? and we 'loved' each other so... yeah... we did some stuff . The I realised my dad had been watching the whole thing. He asked me if I'd proposed and said he already had a double bed for us. I said to him to please tell me this is a dream, to which he answered: does it look like a dream? I was getting quite upset because if I 'lover's this girl why was I getting ashamed of people knowing what we did? Then my dad got.in the pool and started flirting with her, like he was seeing if she was good enough for me. He said something like: Do you get hiccups just from looking at her?

I woke up (False)

I said, oh finally, ?I knew that was a dream?

Knowing this I went back to sleep and entered the previous dream (I don't know what occurred)

Woke up (Real)

19th

I was having a discussion with someone in mandarin, (I was actually speaking it, quite hesitantly though. I said (in chinese) would you like to learn a new language? (I wanted to teach them English ). We then had a small discussion about how long we had been learning, age, etc. Then he said something I didntbunderstabd and he clarified it in English. I was just thinking, oh hahahaha.

I had to do a math test or something, and when I finished, almost everyone else had left, so I left too. I was just wandering the halls, which looked similar to my school but not the same, and teachers kept walking by, so I stayed near the class I had come out of and tried to look like I was doing something.

As I was about to go through a door a short distance away, I had to stop and wait for two girls to come in first. Both of them were in costumes; the first had a dress but I don't remember who she was, and the second was supposed to be from Star Trek or something. They were older (like 20s) and a bit loud, and they were leading Halloween celebrations at my school. I went out the door, and they came out shortly after. I noticed several more people in costumes. The first girl said, "Halloween starts tomorrow!" I realized it was the last day of September, and Halloween events were going to be all through October.

I was in the lobby of the school then, and in front of me, there was a huge pink 'swirl' going all along the lobby and down into another area. It was made out of a slightly shiny fuzzy hot pink fabric, stuffed, and maybe 3 feet tall. It circled around the centre of the lobby and curled downwards into an absolutely enormous space which I 'remembered' was a stage. I considered asking someone if I could just walk down to it, because I wanted to see what it would be like to stand there. I wasn't sure if you were supposed to walk on the fabric, but I stood next to it petting it for a while.

The costumed girls got everyone out of class a few minutes later, and started a sort of parade around the school, with quite a few people in costumes. Still standing by the fabric thing, I was sort of caught in the middle of it all, so I stepped out and hung back so I could just stay at the back of it and not be noticed. My friend J and a guy who looked around 12 wearing a red t-shirt ran in front of me. They were next to each other, and both tried to run through a small space next to a pillar at the same time, but J crushed him against the pillar, and there was a loud, horrible sounding CRACK, which I knew(?) was his back breaking. The guy fell over all floppy. I was shocked and ran backwards a couple metres, with the fleeting thought that I was too close and I didn't want anyone to think I was involved. I turned back around and saw everyone had stopped and he was still lying there. Someone yelled, "Did you kill him?!" Someone else said, "Yes." I thought he was dead, but he suddenly tried to get up. He got about halfway up, before stumbling and falling over again sideways. He was silent. I was just saying "oh my god oh my god oh my god" quietly.

I went over to J and tried to say I was sorry that had happened. Her face looked unconcerned. I started, "Sorry.." and she said, "For what? I didn't do it." I tried to say "Well I know, I just meant.." but again she interrupted me, yelling, "I DIDN'T DO IT." She shoved me to the ground and pinned my arms down. At that moment, I could see a 3DS screen in the corner of my vision that was connected to this happening somehow. She said something along the lines of, "Round one of our fight...shall I start it?" I was kind of scared but mostly really really confused. She hit my face lightly. I was still trying to tell her what I'd meant, but she wouldn't listen. I closed my eyes, and she started prying one open with her fingers. I was scared she was going to do something to it. I was saying or maybe just thinking, "what the ACTUAL FUCK J" and she was just like, "Shall I hit you?" and punched me lightly on the left cheek again.

The 3DS kept being like "YOU SHOULD SUMMON A DOG" but I knew I didn't have a dog in the game. I tried to summon a dog anyway with my mind, and after a few tries, one appeared. I'm not sure if it appeared in 'real life' (of the dream) but it showed up on the 'screen' which was just overlaid on my vision, and I knew J could see it somehow. Then the system said "Your dog was not trained enough, but it brought you a treat!" and I saw it eating a football shaped treat. I said "Hahah, well that sure helped..." to J, trying to laugh it off. I was trying to get her off me when I woke up.


I dunno what to title this...it was really weird and kinda disturbing. J is also a very nice person IWL.

WILD Attempt #6
Awake: I decide to take an afternoon nap. I do not use white noise or any other anchor, but I do put on a winter hat to keep my eyes from opening. I lie down in my normal position and count my breaths. One hundred and something breaths later I drift off to sleep without knowing it. I guess white noise will be necessary.

18.01.2012

The Dream where I was Asked to Teach Maths (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm an English teacher. In this dream I was sent to a high school and told I had to replace my housemate, who was a maths teacher and was himself a substitute for a Mr. Grec or Brac or something like that. He's a biology teacher IRL. The principal and some other guy walked me to the class of senior students and I told her that the last maths I'd done was in high school. She said I'd do fine, and as I was about to refuse some emergency came and the principal and the man had to leave. I was stuck in class because I didn't want to leave the students unsupervised.
I noticed their were "special" students, doing coloring or beadwork instead of actual schoolwork.

Ok so were were like in a platform in california and i was with this girl telling her "Hey this is pretty tall i bet i could jump it, i just dont have my rig with me ill do it in 20 years" and she replied "yeah this is pretty tall", i asked her were we were and she said california so then there was a lot of people on this like platform so i go up one floor and it gets taller of course and then i feel a boat moving sensation so i guess it was a boat, then i go up another floor and find this pool that when i went in it , it started moving and moving and moving like i was in a toilet, so then i go one more floor up and we were so high up that i had like no gravity at all and was skimming the ground then the captain told me,"You shouldnt be here! get off!" so i go back down and get on the pool and keep whirling around. Then this guy comes picks me up and throws me in this room and says "Thats what you get youll stay here untill you starve to death" so it was the apartment were i live in, so i struggle with him to open the door but it wont budge so i get an idea and i go to my bathroom without the guy noticing so he opens the door to look for me then i rush out of the bathroom and go for the door and lock the door and lock him out hes like "maybe we can work something out" so i open the door punch him and knock him out then i decide to create a false room for him so he has to break through that if he wants to get out, so the fat guy from pawn stars the son of the bald guy comes, and hands me cardboard boxes so i start boxing him in with green tape and then i shut the door. Then im in like china town and then i see this guy and hes pissed and he has an ultra boss that kinda looks like forceez, so he comes running at me like in rage mode and i start running like a pussy and then his face turn like into a demon face hes red has tusks and shit so i keep running running through chinatown and at one point he grabs my shoulder so i reach back and bitchslap the shit out of him, so everyone gasps cause hes like an allmighty boss so he gets even pissed and then im in a alley and hes there and as hes getting closer the dream ends.

I was in a store similar to Costco with my mom. I had my laptop with me, and was asking her to check my beatmap on Osu, to see if the bpm and offset were right. She didn't want to check, and got mad every time I asked her. I helped her load the groceries onto the conveyor belt at the checkout.

No recall on the night of the 16th as I was off-my-tits high, but I managed to remember bits a pieces last night - mostly of me hiding my tattoo from my parents again...
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17/1/12
One dream did stand out, however, as it was pretty intense:

I'm walking down the street at night with two friends [who I don't think I know in real life] and one is reading a book. A girl with her boyfriend behind us makes a snooty comment about his 'cheap clothes' and how she didn't think poor people could read. At this, we band together like brothers and decide to lay into her with a dazzling display of insults.

We continue walking through an alley to some sort of changing room [probably a rugby changing room, like so many of my other dreams, for some reason] where I get lamped in the back of the head by this girl's boyfriend and fall to the floor dazed. I don't take to this cowardly form of combat and so get up to confront him, but he turns himself invisible!

I decide this coward needs a lesson as I see a crowd of people being pushed apart by an invisible force, and chase my attacker to a nearby toilet cubicle. He pleads as his invisibility wears off, but I'm too fired up and I crack him in the jaw. He then somehow appears with his head in the toilet bowl (not through my doing) and I pull him out by his legs to save him from drowning.


I leave the scene to gasps and disgusted whispers, as if I was the one in the wrong. To be fair to the guy, he did need an ambulance.


Just to point out, I'm not a very violent person, and though I wouldn't react well to being hit from behind, I definitely wouldn't retaliate as viscously as in my dream.

18.01.2012

Computer Lab,Family Guy Comic On Wall (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a hard time trying to recall because I woke up like 2 hours before I had to get to my Political Science class in college along with 3 more classes)

(Wednesdays are going to be my busiest days because I have 4 classes in succession; I'm suppose to be in a Chemistry Lab class, but labs don't start until next week, so I thought I should use that time to type up the notes I put down in my Blackberry Curve onto here ( I eventually remembered more details, I couldn't have finger smashed all of this information at once haha; and eat some food before I head to my Biochemistry Seminar course later on).

I also find that using images on my Dream Journal for certain points is helping me remember things long enough that should I not have the time to type them down immediately, I can somehow pull out an event in a dream and capture it long enough to branch off to other things associated with it. I guess it makes it easier in the long run, even though it gets tedious sometimes Googling pictures that make sense to me.


Dream 1:

I'm in a computer lab, the type you would see here in American High School or Middle School. There's dark blue carpet covering the floor with small mixes of random colors.

Everyone but me were given a piece of paper to do something on the computers set out for us, but I didn't pay attention to why I didn't receive one compared to the rest. Everyone was doing random things like watching videos to typing random things.

Then I realized I don't have a worksheet/piece of paper and I go up to a blonde female for one. Her hair was tied to the back into a pony tail.

(I'm going to start focusing on the facial expressions and moods of the DCs I encounter in these non-lucids to try and rationalize why they're doing so.

She was wearing a small gray hoodie (like the Hollister ones that can barely fit any average guy without them ripping it completely) and she wore a shirt underneath it of course, and probably had the typical skinny butt lift jeans.

She almost looked like a European blonde or from Russia, but just as a descendant, not a native, the type who has the genes from parents who were but with the American accent. And see had Mascara on her too, which elevated the presence of her blue eyes.

(just adding these here to have a general grasp on how she looked)


When I go up to her, before I could ask her that I don't have a sheet of paper with instructions on whatever it is we're doing in the computer lab, she expands her arm with the last piece of paper she has and offers me it. I think she even was mouthing something, but it was probably just for her to keep track of what she was doing rather than for me.

It seemed like she was reading something off of it before she handed it to me, I don't know if that she just gave it to me out of the blue or maybe was double checking before she gave it to me.

But she's still looking down on some other things as if she was too busy to make eye contact, she had that secretary type of mentality where they would go into efficiency mode and just do what's necessary and avoid any kind of additional effort (but not the type of effort to be lazy, just the type to be done and over with things in a professional manner).

She knew I was there, I could sense it, so I just gently took the paper she offered me and headed back to where I was sitting, which was near the back wall.

The same blonde, I'm guessing she's a teacher since this seems to be a School environment, but she was pretty young, I'd say she would be my age as well (18).

She starts calling people, probably to check their progress on the computer, I think she calls one person starting with the name of "C," but I can't remember the full name, but it wasn't too important because it was a generic name.

Dream 2:

I'm looking on a wall and there's a comic of Family Guy of Peter, Lois, and Quagmire (It's in black and white, but I think there were a few hints of color). They were doing something, but I can't remember what exactly. I think I recall Lois with a happy expression on her face, but I don't know if that was because something sexual was happening to her or something else.



I saw Quagmire, I know I did, but I don't know what the heck he was up to in the comic, probably trying to creep on Lois I guess.

This is a lot to remember, so it will be fuzzy.

The dream was similar to Groundhog Day, where I kept dying and restarting. Somehow, a bear was in my neighborhood, and it didn't like me. The first few times I just called animal control, who would take it away while it stared me down.

For some reason, they didn't come, and when I stepped outside, I was attacked by a large black bear. The bear was in full "I am going to kill you and use your corpse to entertain my cubs" mode. I run inside, and the god damn bear punches through the fucking door. My wife runs in with a shotgun. I wait until he breaks open the second, stronger door and aim. The bear grabs the shotgun and starts attacking it. Somehow, it goes off, shooting her, who is relatively fine with this but leaves me to fend off the raging bear. I fall to the ground in this exchange, and then, I feel the barrel on my shoulder. I hear a boom and what feels like a jagged rock jammed into my body. Whoever said you won't experience pain in dreams is a liar.

The dream restarts. I should note here that every restart has only me remembering these previous encounters. I call animal control the second I restart. While waiting for animal control, I see people playing with the fucking bear, who is my nemesis at this point. Then, I see some guy who does street break dancing walking to the side of my house, where I am standing by the window. Confused, I wait, and then, I see he is leading a pack of kids with the god damn bear. The bear is docile and fun until he sees me, at which point he goes into a rage and kills most people in the group to get to me.

I am running now, expecting an angry bear neck bite. I run into a museum or something. I see a large ledge that is opposite the museum entrance while the bear is chasing me. Carefully, I get down without hurting myself, but the god damn bear flings itself over.

With the bear frozen in mid-air, a video clip plays, like from Rocky Horror Picture Show, explaining how falls impact different things. Basically, the bear should be dead. It didn't believe that, and I flee trying to get out of the museum so the police or something can kill it.

In my escape, I wind up at a party in the museum because the building is massive. A guy who looked like Dave Foley gets a note that says "bear in bank." He immediately disperses the party. Panic in the museum erupts as the bear charges out of an area close to us with a body in its mouth at me.

There is a melee between the bear and I, so I can say, dreamwise, I wrestled a bear once, and I know I am about to die. I get an advantage, and like Simba fighting Scar, I flip him off the ledge from before, which is close to us. He stands up, completely on his hind legs, and just stares at me, with broken bones protruding from his skin.

I run, open a door, and I am on a field trip to Disney with my friends and family to a secret Disney science museum. The museum is pretty cool with moving side walks and screens explaining exhibit. If you face the screen, it will be the only sound you hear. There is a booth to get trophies if you saw X things. It's pretty interactive.

I rush through it because I am extremely paranoid, knowing the god damn bear lurking. The dream ends with my wife telling me next is the zoo with this really sad story about a bear who was attacked by some guy. I turn around and ask "Was it a black bear?" as my alarm clock (Machine Head's Locust) blares.

Also, my other alarm tone is Rick Ross' Hustlin', and I have 7 alarms that alternate between the two songs. So, sometimes I'd have that song leaking into the dream.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a very nice dream last night, the landscape was incredible. Don't recall too much from it all.

22.30: Sleep

05.30: India
I'm on a bike, it appears to have a motor and I'm cruising on a road that goes slightly uphill. Somehow I know I'm in India, and in the future to that. I feel completely at peace and extremely relaxed. A few enormous buildings appear up ahead, they're gray and has big signs on them. "Stadium" I read. I keep on going down the road that goes through the pretty simple city, the buildings never seem to end but soon I'm going downhill instead. I almost crash into a car infront of me and have to hit the brakes hard. I look to my left and enjoy the amazing view. It's a huge, vegetated meteor crater-like hole, with lines going up and down the sides.




05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Visions scattered assorted group
I was with a few friends, one familiar the other two not.
I knew we were working together to determine exactly when the others would arrive
We were part of the few set to the task of proving they were coming
Time passed and our excitement grew until one day the mood had changed
Even though we all had discovered the arrival and we knew the time was close, no one seemed as excited as me for the news
My best friend who I shared most of my liking with was put off
No one would acknowledge this most wonderful thing had occurred
Something is not right
The feeling is off, familiar yet set apart
She who was with me sensed that I was no longer deceived
I knew then my companions were not mine alone
They weren't coming, they were already here
Discovering we were close to the truth they came prerequisite
She informed me our truth was yet to grow
And I needed to see what was here
She pulled out some device and called forth for transport
All looking up I saw the black dot appear in the sky
Growing larger with more definition it was coming to us flat and faster than free fall
My heart raced with the potential of approaching experience
Not slowing I had no time to react before the disc plopped hard against the earths crust, like a coin hitting the surface flat
Leaving our equipment we crossed the road towards this metallic craft which was empty and ready for our load
Getting in it felt as if each seat was fitted for one, just enough for all of us
There were lap seat belts which seemed more aesthetic than functional
Before I could comprehend where I was, I was there
Inside of some great room
Metallic and streamline with overtones of blue and grey
Everything seemed with purpose and beings scattered about the place in what appeared to be booths coupled threes and fours
It was made known to me they looked exactly how they wanted us to see them
My companions were no more and I felt rejoined
I was to meet the leader
Every other creature had the appearance of one of 4 humans
As if they all shared from only 4 templates
If I stared too long at any one the image would blur and they became someone else, still one of the four
Their leader was tall and distinct
A familiar and welcoming appearance he was covered in a metallic blueish bodysuit
It continued up one side of his neck connecting to one slightly over-sized eye
Hiss appearance was human, with certain forgivings
The eye was veined with a neon blue
The other was normal and warm as he grinned
Black soft curly hair that stood on end was littered with white and bright blue highlights
His name was Zerg and he asked me to walk with him
Feeling as though I was walking across a cafeteria
We approached a two seated booth
He said I must have questions,
and he would do his best to assist my position
As he slid into his seat I could barely contain my excitement for the coming revelations
Lowering myself onto my side I witnessed his lips moving beginning some great prologue,
there was no sound
And I awoke.

~The only thing i can remember from dreaming last night was frantically washing dishes.....as if i was getting ready to have a guest over.....~
I awoke this morning very disappointed...i was hoping for more...i'm finding that the harder i concentrate,the harder it is for me to fall asleep,thus taking time away from my sleep and my dreams. The past two nights my head has hit the pillow, and before i know it , it is morning, like i didn't even sleep at all....

1. Mehm and I enter a high school under false identities to try and retrieve someone/something. Eventually make it out and to vehicle. Cannot remember purpose.

2. I help lit teacher's wife carry a cooler along a bridge stylized much like the Great Wall. She doesn't want me to struggle, but I assure her this is about the only skill I have because of "all the moves." My teacher asks me about them, but I avoid the subject with, "It's a long story."

I play with his daughter, but forgot the details upon waking.

Suddenly, he's in a wheel chair and his family has gone on ahead. We're under a peach-coloured chiffon tent and a lunch is being had. He can't maneuver around anyone, and I exclaim he must to proceed to the other side. I guess I raised my voice, because the woman behind him who was getting in the way intentionally is startled, as well as the men beside her. After a bit of a commotion, they shift out of the way.

I make my way out and around to the back of a huge van and slide the cooler in. Kyle is there (first time in dream). He pulls the cooler forward and greets. Demeanor is quite pleasant, as if the sun was shining out his ass. I see the teacher's wife going another route through a literal dark hole in a dirty, city brick wall and I'm woken up.