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Date of Dream: FRI 2 FEB - 2018



Dream No. 275 - Separated Sections

Dream 275 A - Double Support
I don't remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was in some random, unidentified MYER store. I was walking around when I got distressed by some young guy acting a certain way towards me around the make-up shelves. I called for Dreamy WB and she came immediately. Now the guy wasn't there anymore and so I was just remaining upset. She went over to me as a hologram and had a pitiful look on her face. I then felt a heavier, male-like presence and I soon realised that Murray came as well. So for the first time in a dream, both Dreamy WB and Murray were comforting me.

Dreamy WB was still looking pitiful towards me as she lightly laid her hand on one of my shoulders. Murray wasn't exactly visible but I could see a large pink holographic hand rubbing my upper back. What's interesting is that each time I wanted to cry, he rubbed slightly harder and faster as Dreamy WB just kept that look of genuine concern pasted on her face the whole time. As all three of us traversed across the store, I alternated between crying and not crying for a couple of times until the dream ended.

Dream 275 B - Back To School
I remember I was back in the primary school classroom but forgot what was going on exactly, I was 19 years old in this scene though. I do remember the classroom teacher being Ms. Ea. which was a good thing in the dream. Another teacher had popped their head through the door and I remember it was one of my old primary school teachers. I was trying to say hi to him but he was not the least bit interested and rather walked away back into his own classroom soon after.

Soon, Ms. Ea. asked if the class could do something about getting newsletter and I said I'd sort that out. I stepped out of the classroom but it was not a school environment... Rather, we were in a lonesome portable classroom situated in the middle of a rainforest. There were all these ledges that I had to jump across, making sure I didn't fall down the holes that would get me into the river and then I would drown. I found myself doing double jump glides exactly like Spyro, flapping my arms and then clutching my legs to surf through the air.

I eventually ended up in another area I didn't know at all and that's when I met up with my parents. I know there were a couple of scenes to go but I have forgotten what happened in them, so I'm going to end the recap there.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None

Last night

I'm standing at my childhood room's window. Looking outside, over our yard. The skies are getting darker, clouds are gathering. I briefly see my mom trying to get back home from work on her bike and I kinda know she is either gonna make it, or wait it out at work. But that thought is fleeting, it's not complete.

There is more and more clouds, like when you watch them gather before a storm. I call my younger brother to look, and the boy sitting on my bed, eating candy we got from a friend (my WL friend got me candy from his trip that day), didn't come to look. There is only a bit of light coming from the left, everything else is very dark grey. Not pitch black, but you still can't see anything. It's complete still, not a sound, no wind.

I sit down on the bed, thinking about turning on the lights, but I know it's not a good idea. Everything outside it quiet. Nobody else is putting their lights on, and nobody has the TV on. We don't know what is happening, we should watch the TV to learn, but I know it's too late. We don't want to attract whatever that is by our lights.

I don't formulate the thought, but I somehow know it's an alien invasion. They are already in the house. I don't see them, but I know. I reach to my side to grab my brother's hand so we at least have each other, and even before I touch his hand, I know it's not my brother, but an alien. The hand I grab is way too small for a human hand, and much more skinnier.

I just sit there, knowing it's too late.

Major UPDATE:
Watching TV just now and seeing a whiskey glass with liquid in it gave me an instant memory of how this alien dream above started.

Three of us are sitting in my room. I'm with back to my window, 1 boy is on the bed and second one is opposite of him. A low coffee table is between us. I'm watching some clear glasses with liquid in them. The liquid starts to slowly move to one side, then the other. As if you tilted the glass. Only nobody is touching it. I realize that something near has a huge gravitational pull on the liquid, which is stronger than our Earth's pull. Something like a black hole, or a huge alien ship. That's when I get the first bad feeling of something bad coming our way. Then I looked out the window... The rest is above.

Date of Dream: THU 1 FEB - 2018



Dream No. 274 - Year Twelve Shenanigans

I don't remember much of this dream. From what I can remember, I was at my other grandparents' house. There was this random young guy there that was talking about compiling things for his end of year, year 12 celebration video. In the front yard of the house, I was doing some random, yet weird stuff. The guy told me to keep going as these actions were good for mocking the parents of the school kids. Apparently I was making fun of my mum. About three quarters of the way through, my mum steps out of the house and looks really angry towards me. She and my brother came to attack me with a lengthy lecture. My mum did all the talking but my brother stood there, not looking very pleased.

In the next dream scene, a similar thing happened but my dad was in it as well. Every single member was going on about how I had to say sorry to my mum but I didn't feel as though I needed to and that I was helping the boy for a significant purpose. My dad and brother were only in that scene for a short while and so it was my mum who was continuing to have a jab at me. Amongst all the attacks, I shout just once “Dreamy WB!” and she comes into action straight away. She was a small figure, just about the size of my hand, in her Oktoberfest appearance.

She came scuttling up to my mum from out of nowhere and bounced herself upwards, fixing herself onto my mum's shoulder. She gave the shoulder a small tap and that's when my mum turned her head around to notice Dreamy WB. My mum had a combination of a surprised and disgusted look on her face while Dreamy WB waved the finger at her like saying 'nah uh, don't do that'. That's all I can remember about this dream.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- Leave The Poor Kid Alone (Have Dreamy WB intervene in a parent fight)

Date of Dream: WED 31 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 273 - Separated Sections

Dream 273 A - A Comforting Conversation
This was the first dream of the night I had. The scene played like a false awakening, taking place in my bedroom just as the sun was rising. I was under the covers of my own bed, burrowed in right next to Murray in his Sly 4 appearance. In this dream, he was already awake and started talking to me; so I wiggled my way up slightly and pulled myself back to be able to see him. He said something like “Hey it's okay, we're gonna get her back”, straight away knowing that he was referring to Dreamy WB. He said some more stuff as well but I forgot his exact words; we spoke for a short while.

We then heard footsteps in the distance and I knew they belonged to my grandma. I quickly told Murray what was going on as well as him making a small comment. When my grandma was just about to come in the doorway, Murray quickly pulled the covers over our heads and brought me back to his body with a tight hug, although he still remained awake. I just enjoyed the sensation until the next dream came. My grandma started to fiddle with the sheets to fix them for me but never pulled them off. The dream transitioned when I was alone again with Murray for a few seconds.

Dream 273 B - Disasters Galore
I don't remember what happened at the start of the dream. From where I do remember, I was at my current house and my mum and grandma were expecting to be busy for the whole day. I was out in the local area doing something but I forgot what exactly. When I got off Haverbrack Drive and onto Police road, there was this big white bus just sitting there on the corner. After examining it for a bit, this lady popped up out of the seat and gave me this evil grin through the rear-view mirror.

The bus then started up, revving it's motors and reversing. I thought to move out of the way so the bus could take its course but I did not know that the driver had different ideas. The bus started reversing towards me really fast and I could now tell that the lady had her sights set on running me over. As I prepare to run back down Haverbrack Drive, I am screaming for Dreamy WB while also watching the distance between me and the bus. Dreamy WB never came but I did reach home without being run down.

Back at home, I found out what my mum was going to be doing. Her and my grandma had to be at the airport for a certain time to pick up my deceased grandfather (alive in the dream). My mum was stressing out big time saying that she had to do all these things, really demanding house chores. This scene played for a while but I have forgotten every single detail of it.

The next scene played in the house but it was in an area that doesn't exist in real life. I was in the driveway when I caught sight of a mini fire in one of the upper rooms. I said to myself that I had to go up there before the fire got any bigger to see if I could rescue some of my toys and other belongings. The fire had stopped shortly after and I didn't move and rather thought nothing off it.

Next, this internet service provider truck came into our driveway and rammed into a wall of the garage. The driver had hit a power cable which caused another fire in the same upper room. I got furious and muttered something under my breath; something like, “No wonder you stupid idiots are always cutting out the internet... Because you always run into cables and surge the power!”. This time I did enter the room but it was empty, with no objects in there. The fire grew bigger and there seemed to be no means of escape. I was absolutely scared and went into calling for Dreamy WB again, once again with no success.

Eventually the flames actually died down and so I breathed a sigh of relief as I walked out of that room. I walked into some other random area that didn't look like my house at all and there were all these pictures on the wall. All these pictures appeared to be of the real life WB who did have a distorted appearance in the dream. What disturbed me the most was that she had all these piercings on her face, including multiple rings on her ears, nose and lips! I examined those pictures thoroughly and I thought to myself, “You have really mucked up in life...”.

The dream scene then transitioned to me being at a random Coles store with my brother. We were looking at the shelves with all the Easter supplies on them. We were looking for these particular caramel eggs but some lady told us why they weren't there... I forgot what was said exactly. I remember that my brother and I weren't very happy and we mentioned something about my mum; then we left the store.

The next scene took place in the carpark of this random shopping complex. The only way to reach the next area was to take the lift which I was having none of. For the third time in this dream, I put in every single string of effort to get Dreamy WB on the scene. My mum was pressuring me to go into the lift but I told her “Wait, I've just got to do something”. I didn't care who was near me, I just kept calling, like a broken record, “Dreamy WB!”. I walked back and forth, up and down the ramps, into the grassed area... Everywhere!

Eventually, these transparent, ghost-like figures appeared and started floating around me. The first one I saw was just a random looking girl. I knew this wasn't Dreamy WB and I said “Hang on a minute, I don't want dream guide no. 33, I want dream guide no. 1!”. That's when Dreamy WB flew up to me and was hovering just above my head at the side. I knew it was her as I recognised that special, calming energy.

Although transparent, her energy made it feel like she was physically touching me at some points. She spread an arm out and I leaned on it as she gently nudged me into the lift. As the lift shut, she continued to hover close to me and smile as she now had the one arm hugging me. The dream ended there.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None

I am traveling in a foreign country, driving a car down a dirt road—although there’s a bit of a traffic jam at the moment, and nobody is actually moving except the pedestrians, who walk between the cars and on the side of the road. Two women wearing some kind of sari-like traditional dress walk past. I think about giving them a lift—something I wouldn’t ordinarily consider doing, but they seem particularly trustworthy somehow.

At some point, I suddenly find that the car is full of people, and I’m in the backseat. The two people in the front seats are wearing police uniforms, and two or three other people are standing between the rows of seats. I ask a man in a white business-type shirt standing to my left if this is a police chase, and he confirms that it is. I have heard about this—of officers requisitioning vehicles so they can go after somebody who would otherwise escape them. I suppose that’s OK—not that I get any choice in the matter.

The next thing I remember is walking through a public building, talking with the same man. He’s asking me questions. One is, essentially, whether I can take any time off work. I reply that I can’t. I’m working remotely even now, on this trip. He is concerned that I’m not recovering from something, which he seems to feel is my fault, and wants me to undergo a scan of some kind—he’s holding the equipment now, beside a machine there. This is a little exasperating, as I’m already pretty sure this has to do with some kind of control issue, which isn't exactly news. But what’s more troubling is the fact that he’s mentioning things that happened since the car chase, and I don’t remember anything between now and then. I try to determine how big of a memory gap I’m dealing with. Very shortly afterwards, I conclude that this is not something it’s possible to do without knowing what happened during that time. And at that point, I wake up.

It’s an hour or so after that—after recording the dream and after listening to people being typically noisy atypically early downstairs—that my cell phone rings. Or vibrates, rather, since that’s the setting I keep it on. I’m annoyed since I was almost asleep, and this is such a good opportunity for having a lucid dream. If I ignore it and don’t move, it’ll stop soon enough. But it doesn’t stop after the normal number of rings, and so I finally give up on the dream and get up to shut it off. And that’s when I realize—this is a dream.

This is the part where I figure out what to do, now that I have this opportunity. And right now, what I want to do is go back to the setting of the last dream and figure out what was going on there. I head over to the window and step onto the windowsill, disregarding the glass pane, which obligingly acts as though it didn’t exist.

It is dark out, but the setting I see before me has nothing else in common with what I’d ordinarily see out my window. For one thing, it’s a long way down—the ledge where I’m perched isn’t as high as an airplane would fly, perhaps, but it can’t be that much closer to the earth. The landscape spread out before me is also unfamiliar, and remarkably strange. The ground is uniformly flat, with nothing but houses and trees as far as the eye can see. But every so often, there are tall, thin spires, each set of them closely grouped, apparently made of rock— like giant needles stuck into the earth. Their tips are about level with where I am—in other words, incredibly high—and they’re so disproportionate to the rest of the landscape that they look unnatural.

Looks like I’ll be flying, then. But first—I will it to become daytime and wait for a little while. Nothing happens. Well, that was probably a little unrealistic, but it was worth a try. Anyway, I can see just fine, even with no discernible source of light: everything below me and in the distance is clear and crisply outlined. But seen with night-vision, it’s all dark blue, which will make it less interesting to fly over. (Later on, after waking up, I’ll recall that I intentionally enabled myself to see in the dark in a lucid dream a couple months ago—could it be that it was a lasting modification? That would be interesting.)

I ready myself and launch outwards, extending a set of muscles I only have in dreams, when I choose to: wings. It’s a smooth glide for the most part. There isn’t much in the way of wind up here—as empty and still and silent as it is on the ground far below. Trees, houses, more trees, more houses, and the nearest set of spires, coming ever closer. It’s an odd feeling, being up here in this lonely place, poised and sharply aware and secure somehow.

The next part is difficult to remember—I’m not exactly sure how I managed to find my way back to the building from the first dream, but it seemed to involve flying in a pattern around the spires—a little like dialing the combination of a lock, a little like grabbing the fabric of dream-space and twisting it in exactly the right way. But one way or another, I'm there. The building was full of people before, but now it is dark and empty. And a woman with brown skin and dark hair is standing beside me there—she will take me to the man I want to speak to.

And that’s the point where it would be best to end this account, I think….

(29.1.18)

Date of Dream: TUE 30 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 272 - Separated Sections

Dream 272 A - Family Reunion
I don't remember what happened at the start of the dream. From where I do remember, I was shopping in Coles with my mum and grandma at Waverley Gardens shopping centre. As my mum was looking at some weird salt on the shelf, I felt an energy coming from outside the store, so I went to go and check it out. Although it was in the month of January, the Christmas decorations were still up and I remember the Christmas lights on the trees were an aqua-blue colour.

So then, I turned around the other way and saw that it was my deceased grandfather approaching me. He was wearing the same blue jumper that I saw him wearing in one of the previous dreams. So I approached him and just quietly examined him this time. I rub my hands over his beard and I said to him, “It's clean!”, in a surprised tone. He then said to me, “No, it's a little greasy”. He told me how he had been reincarnated to live a second life in the exact same body. The dream only showed a short scene of him sitting on the couch at my current house and watching some TV.

Soon, my mum must have caught on as she came rushing out of Coles. She was clambering to speak to him as well as telling me to go away because she wanted the conversation private and all to herself; but I wasn't going to abide to that because it was my dream, so I stood back to listen in. After my mum finished talking to him, she went back into Coles and so I spoke more to him.

When I was finished, my deceased grandfather started to walk away. Only then, my grandma comes out of Coles and wants to talk to him as well. I'm panicking to her and I said something like “Oh no, I'm sorry! He's walking away... Oh dear”. I then said to myself while gritting my teeth to the ground, “I don't know what to do”. When I looked up, I could see Dreamy WB in the distance, standing right in front of Coles. She was smiling at me and then she prompted with gestures for me to call him.

That's what I did. As he was just walking out of my sight, I yelled, “Wait, I'm not finished yet!”. He obviously heard me as he turned back and started walking towards me and grandma. As me and my grandma were talking to him, Dreamy WB was a bit closer, standing just next to the sushi shop and still smiling as she listened in on the conversation. After that was just a small scene in my current house where I wanted to tell my family about my previous dream but they didn't want to hear it. That's all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 272 B - The Untreatable Blister
I don't remember what happened at the start of the dream. From where I do remember, I was in some unknown parkland area when this random balloon was thrown at me really hard from out of nowhere. Eventually, this balloon transformed into a gigantic blister on one of my arms. I was freaking out because if I accidentally popped it; it would hurt to a ridiculous amount. I was vulnerable, so I couldn't do anything.

I went to start the process of attempting to summon Dreamy WB. I walked around, just calling out her name like I usually do but after a lot of tries, there was no success. As I was still hobbling, I managed to climb onto the top of the truck where I really emphasized what I wanted. I said something “Please come and help me! I need ambulant treatment!”. Still, there was nothing and so I was really disappointed as well as griping in physical difficulty.

The dream scene moved to being at my current house. I was with my mum in the kitchen when she was asking about that massive blister on my arm. I said to her something like “I would have been back quicker if I received help, I said I needed ambulant treatment but they still didn't come”. That's all I can remember about this dream.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- He's Going To Hurt Me! (Talk to your deceased grandfather with Dreamy WB)

I had a dream I was interested in due to the vividness of the numbers at the end.

On holiday it was our last day (dream sign). I was wearing a really bright pair of trousers (possibly yellow) and a checked brown shirt Oo. Standing outside a pub but not drinking, and a couple of women walked up to me and smiled then walked off,one had long black wavy hair. I went to follow them round the side of the building to a bathing area , with lots of pools of natural water. It was quite crowded and they were packing up their thing with the rest of their family so I felt embarrassed to intrude. When they finished I went up to them and they asked me for my phone number. One pulled out a silver phone that looked like the first model I ever got, it was very chunky. I pulled out a notepad to write down my number for them. I could clearly see the numbers I was etching onto the paper and they did not change as I checked them in the dream. They stood out vividly and it was my correct number. When I awoke I realised I had put down the wrong dialling code but otherwise it had been correct.

I'm in some outdoors location near a barn. Some guy is there, and he bites my fist for some reason. I assume he's kidding but he's biting quite hard. Doesn't hurt too much, though. We crack some jokes, but suddenly the mood turns darker and the things he says turn quite nasty, and almost threatening. At some point he crosses a small wooden bridge, and I think we end up pointing shotguns at each other. I decide to back off, unwilling to die over such a petty matter. Suddenly, a zombie rushes in from the left and knocks him to the ground. As it starts tearing him apart, I calmly walk away. Prick deserved it.

A bunch of stuff happening in a GTA V setting. I drive a bunch of criminals around, swap cars to a parked police car, then hide under a bridge until the heat dies down.

I was awake but still in bed. My alarm was about to go off, but not quite yet. I closed my eyes and promptly started hallucinating. I manifested on a train. The railway car I was in was completely white (and very well-lit), with some bits in bright red. It was completely empty. No seats, no nothing. I had no body and could only look around. There was one person standing to my left. To my right, another. Every time I looked from left to right and back, the part of the train I'd looked away from had changed. Like, it changed shape. The people around me freaked me out. They didn't move at all, and showed zero emotion of any kind. Worse yet, they changed too, just like the train. You look at someone in the distance, look away, and when you look back it's another person standing much closer to you. Freaky stuff. At some point one of them got so close, I tried to give him a telekinetic push to make him back off from me. Instead of sending him flying, he just 'teleported' back a few meters, completely unfazed. Suddenly, that weird person looked like my grandmother (oma). That's when my alarm went off and I had to get out of bed.

Interesting side note. That alarm was for a job interview. When I got to the office where I was to have my interview, the interior immediately caught my attention. Minimalistic, with the two dominant colors being white and bright red. Not saying this 'means anything', just saying it's... curious.

All of the Lucid dreams started off in the same manor, I was laying in bed and got my usual vibration feelings after I was woke up from my phone or some noise. Once I realized this I was able to keep still like usual and then used the roll over method to enter the dream world. Each time I would randomly wake up my Lucid dream for whatever reason I would continue to lay still and do the same thing and guess on the timing of when my body thought I was asleep and would do the same thing ending up in the dream world. Occasionally I would be lucky enough to start to see imagery which made it much easier to realize I was ready to move into the dream world and start controlling things.

Each instance I ended up in my bedroom for some reason and it was slightly different each time.

Sometimes the lights were on and others they were off, a few times I was able to use TK "telekinesis" to turn them on to brighten things but other times it wouldn't work for some reason.

One of the Lucid Dreams I decided to fly this was probably the 4th or 5th LD that night because I recall wanting to try different things other then my favorite thing of flying around. I flew up and around and felt the usual rush that I love of flying and was able to do the one arm out to go much faster and felt the speed increase with better control than before. At one point while flying up I saw what seemed to be another level of a city or existence like something was up there and I was barely able to get up to it when it almost seemed like it vanished and like it was a large astroturf area that was empty and I sorta floated back down to the ground as I was sort of confused. I don't recall anything after that.

Another LD I recall doing a full body RC I saw my arms, legs, hands and everything, as usual I had 6 fingers or odly shaped hands on the different RC hand checks I did. I tried to drink some liquid to taste things and I recall drinking what looked like sprite essentially from a salt shaker looking object and remember it actually tasting like sprite or 7-up, sweet but tasty.

In another instance I looked up into the sky and it was very cloudy with a small opening of blue bright sky, I again used my TK to try and open the sky up and was able to part the clouds and open the hole much bigger to make things look brighter and more beautiful looking which was really fun and amazing.

One of the LD's I remember it looked very cartoonish like bright and fun but I don't recall much more from those as my memory is fuzzy from the different LD's I kept having. None of them seemed to last very long, no more than a few minutes I would guess, maybe 5 minutes at most, I would keep waking up randomly for no particular reason other than sometimes I kept thinking too much about not waking myself up. I do also remember it sometimes not being very clear and seemed a big hazy so I would say something like increase clarity or lucidity and it did seem to help.

In one of the times that went into the Dream world I remember not being sure I was in a dream world and was about to bust through the doors or walls and I recall going for it and feeling the pressure of things, no pain but almost as if I could feel it like it would be in the waking world just without the obvious pain I would feel if I tried running through walls and doors.

Did some random clap on to make lights turn on, worked sometimes other times it didn't, saw some girls at one point and was thinking about sex and was walking to go ask them if the were interested but before I got to them I woke up for some reason.

Much more happened that I just cannot recall. I need to stop thinking so much about worrying about waking up and I need to do more focusing on my surroundings to get more into the state of mind of being controlled and focused in the dream world. Get stability, get things perfectly clear and then come up with some goals / ideas of what i'd like to do in the dream world. I need to start thinking about some more new things to try before the usual things I do in the dream world.

The Dream started out in bed. I saw my uncle doing something strange and for some reason I was barely able to make sound. I remember screaming as loud as I could and all that came out was a pathetic whimpering sound. He asked me to "come over here". I hesitated, but eventually I decided to do so. I struggled to get out of bed, but I ended up doing it and walking towards him. he was holding a katana or similar sword of some kind, and as soon as I came close to him, he attempted to behead me with his sword. He then vanished. I remember that the hallway didn't exist and instead there was a dead end that had the door to a closet of some kind and the TV room right next to it. After that happened, I went into the bathroom to do something, but I then noticed my cat, smudge. "i'm just gonna circle you now" she said as she ran circles around me impossibly fast. I forgot what I was doing in the bathroom, but then I noticed my other similar looking blind cat doing the same thing as smudge. I eventually left and saw a couple, both appearing to be in their late teens and both appearing to be albino. I then left and on my way to the kitchen encountered someone I had never seen before. I asked if he was czech and he said yes. His accent was unlike anything I had heard though. I saw my aunt down in the kitchen and we started to talk about said Slav before I left to do something else. When I came across the man in the living room, I asked him his name. He said his name was Krgyz Krazkovicz. I then went upstairs and saw the same couple in the TV room. It was becoming morning, so I went to this VERY site and wrote the dream down. It was as if I flawlessly transitioned out of the dream. A bunch of other crazy stuff happened involving random cartoony things, but I forgot what it was about. I also remember a third person view of me scaling the edge of a cliff in the fashion of a 3D platformer.

Date of Dream: WED 24 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 270 - Separated Sections

Dream 270 A - Cooper Van Design Competition
I don't remember much of this dream. From what I can remember, I was shopping at Dandenong Plaza with my mum but I don't know what for specifically. I then left the plaza and ended up walking around in a rainy swamp during the day, so I could see where I was going. I eventually got to this truck that almost looked like a food truck, like it was some sort of shop in the middle of nowhere. In that truck was Bentley doing something on his computer.

I came in and he said I had to do something first. This family came in and I had to beat them in a couple of games that Bentley had set up for us. This family were playing really hard their attitude was almost like they wanted me to lose rather than the focus being on them winning. The scene would flick between playing the games and then another version of me watching the game and reflecting on what the active me is doing. In the end, I ended up winning and so then Bentley told to “head out to the back and see Murray”.

As I was heading out the back of the truck door, there was a scene that played parallel to that. It was a scene where Bentley was sitting back at the front of his computer and typing and there was a projection of my voice saying “The reason Bentley did that is because he knew that you'd be the only one able to beat that family; he wanted to test you and that it wasn't some fakey”.

So now I was at the back where there were a whole crowd of people, the majority of them were ranged from middle age to old. There were all these clay models of the Cooper van and I was given one by one of the facilitators of this competition, which was some random old bloke. This competition involved painting a design onto the provided model with glaze paint and the winner would be the new design, customised onto the Cooper van.

I started painting except I was concerned with hoe my design was going. My painting skills seemed to be really crap and I couldn't keep straight lines; I felt like an art student back in grade 1. To add insult to injury, all these old men and women were coming past me and criticising my work. The same old man that gave me the clay model said that my painting is terrible and that I'm not going to win. Eventually though, I got a grip and also came up with a consistent design; a floral theme.

When I was near the end of my model, the painting was actually really neat and I had also done some engraving as well. People were still criticising my work but Murray walked past, picked up my model, examined it, and then he said that he was going to choose my model to placed onto the van. That's all I can remember about that dream.

Dream 270 B - Too Much Jewellery
I don't remember much of this dream either. From what I can remember, I was surfing around on Instagram when I came across LB's account. In the dream, her account didn't have the private setting activated and so I could see all the posts although I wasn't following her. From a lot of her latest posts, I noticed that she was over in America, so that's where I was heading off to. I clicked on one and it was a picture of her buying something a Target store.

The scene then changed and I ended up in that exact same Target store myself. I saw her and the rest of her family in the distance but never went close to them. Instead, I was looking at all this very pretty jewellery that was on sale; nothing like in the Australia Target stores in real life. At first, I only had a small amount of jewellery at the registers and thought I could maybe afford a bit more. A little turned into a lot as I came back with a handful of it. The lady said that the total cost of that amount jewellery was 1000 but I knew she was talking about some foreign currency. I said to her, “I want to know what it is in Australian dollars”.

After a while of confusion, it was revealed that all that jewellery was 4000 Australian dollars and I could only afford 1000 in Australian currency. After clearing out heaps of jewellery and returning it back to the shelves, I was under the 1000 AUD limit; the only unfortunate thing was that I had less jewellery than when I started. That's all I can remember about this dream.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None

Date of Dream: TUE 23 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 269 - School Thug Invasion

I think the dream started with me in a store called something along the lines of Constantina's which was a vintage clothing chain. There were a lot of items that I wanted to buy but I could only buy so much because I had a certain amount of money, so I had to choose carefully. I tried a few things on and then went to the shelves where they had all the jewellery and accessories.

I have forgotten the order of scenes for the rest of the dream so I will recap what I think the sequence was. I heard that there was some crazy shooting going on at Camelot Rise Primary School and so that's where I rushed off to, to see what was going on. When I got there, I found out that AD was the main subject under attack and so I had to do something about it.

In the main undercover area, there was a huge mass of thug apes, some with jetpacks and some without and the Cooper gang were also there; Sly, Murray and Carmelita, all turned to face Bentley who was giving them each instructions for their jobs. First, Carmelita flew around on a jetpack but I forgot what she was supposed to destroy. Next, Murray was due to take out the further incoming ape thugs without the jetpacks himself. As soon as I realised his job was about to start, I ran up to him and so he bobbed down to pick me up and place me onto his back, me then clipping my arms around his neck to stay secure while he started lashing out at the thugs.

After Murray was done, I became aware of the growing trouble on the school grounds and that Sly's job was made super difficult. So I ran off in an attempt to find Dreamy WB. As I was going, I slowed down to walk past the prep playground and see AD and a few other Killester students being tormented by some of the other thugs that weren't in the main area. After I had seen enough, I picked up the pace and headed out of the school gates.

As I was walking down the roads, I called out “Dreamy WB!”, there was no response. I eventually ended up in some beautifully paved parkland surrounded by heaps of tall trees, almost like a rainforest. By then, I had called Dreamy WB heaps of times and there was still nothing. I ran to stop in the middle of the pavement, puffing and panting while trying one last time to call for her.

My attempts were stopped by a weird sight of this person approaching me. As they came to me, I saw that they didn't have a face, it was all just a canvas of blank white skin. Due to the hair and the build of the body though, I thought I knew who it was. I say very quietly and hesitantly, “Wait a minute, are you CK?”. Indeed I was correct as the most creepy thing now happened... The face was morphing and was literally “growing” the eyes, nose and mouth of CK. Her face was complete but what scared me was the previous morphing. Still traumatised, I just blankly stared at her and then gave an ear piercing scream, ultimately being forced awake.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None

Date of Dream: MON 22 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 268 - Separated Sections

Dream 268 A - I'm A Fountain Of Knowledge
I don't remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at my current house in the kitchen. It's complicated to describe the occurrence of the scene. Although I was standing in front of the breadbox, the dream scene was playing like a projection of my thoughts I was having while in the kitchen.

First of all, I was with Penelope, Carmelita and two other random females in a prison cell. I ended up pulling Penelope and Carmelita aside to talk to them and see if there was some way I could help them escape. I said something to them like “you would only be able to get out of here if we got two males to take your place. Two males must always occupy the prison”. I thought about Sly being a possibility but I wasn't sure about who the second male would be.

The dream then changed to another job requirement on Arpeggio’s airship; there were three sub-scenes in this scene. In the first scene, Sly was successfully shown double jumping across the large gap. Then the second sub-scene played where Bentley had successfully jumped across with his wheelchair boosters. When it came to the third sub-scene with Murray, I spoke to myself in the kitchen. I said something along the lines of “he's not gonna make it...”.

I still had the scene projection going off in the kitchen but at the same time, now appeared in Murray's scene as well. I started speaking and he actually turned to me. I said to him, “your jumping style is not enough to get you across to that ledge.” as I pointed to the other side, “You will not be able to reach the other side, so therefore I've come to this place to help you enhance your jump”. Both he and I held hands and jumped in unison, with his legs spreading out wider than usual. When we got to the other side, the scene vanished and I don't remember anymore of the dream.

Dream 268 B - The Real Deal
I don't remember much of this dream. What I can remember is that I was messaging someone on Facebook but I forgot who it was. I then received another inbox notification and when I clicked on it, someone had typed “hello”. A detailed analysis of their name and profile picture actually determined that it was the real Sly Cooper talking to me. We exchanged a few threads but I forgot what we said in them.

The dream then took me to a black screen where I had with just a frozen animation of Bentley and Murray, where I had set a couple of “jobs” for myself. The first job stated on that screen was to message Murray and the second one was to message Bentley. I decided it was more useful to message Bentley first as I wasn't sure whether Murray would understand my quirky typing methods and language or not. Bentley replied and we had a very short conversation; he did mention something about Sly in it.

Third of all, it was time to message Murray. First, I thought about what I could write to him. I thought that maybe I could butter him up by saying something like “Hey, you're my favourite pink hippo!”. I never got to typing or sending the message; I woke up.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None



This might sound like a crazy theory but I've saved the same DC twice as well as given advice to them... Am I becoming a dream guide to someone in my own dreams? That would be so amazing if a dream guide chain was to exist; I have a dream guide who supports me as a dreamer who guides another dreamer. Better test that theory with another dream.

Date of Dream: SAT 20 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 266 - Separated Sections

Dream 266 A - An Unusual Encounter
I don't remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was walking around my current house. When I was outside in the front yard, I saw my deceased grandfather. After just blankly staring at him for a few seconds, I started screaming as I always do when I see him with an alive illusion. As always, I also thought he was going to hurt me. Now this time, he notices me and calmly tells me to stop screaming and then he comes up and hugs me?

As awkward and shocked as I still felt, I managed to calm down enough to actually speak to him this time. I said to him, "I want you to meet my dream guide". He asked me who it was and I said “Dreamy WB”. I don't think he got that as he gave me some strange look. I then thought I'd use her alternate name and so I go to him with gestures, “Miss T”. He must have understood that as he repeated her name but with a lot of mumbling. I corrected him, again saying “Miss T”. This time, he pronounced it correctly.

I went off to call her but I couldn't seem to get her any time soon. At first, I went up and down the court but she wasn't anywhere. After that, I actually roamed the suburbs of Mulgrave and Scoresby to find her, still calling out, “Dreamy WB!”. At one point, my mum was near me and so I changed the calling to “dream guide!”. The dream guide goose chase eventually led me to Stud Park shopping centre and it was now night time and slightly cold weather. I was puffing and panting and for the first time ever, I said “Dreamy WB, this isn't funny...”. What was I thinking? Maybe I was thinking that I was keeping my deceased grandfather waiting.

I returned to the house with no luck but still had my eyes peeled in case she finally decided to turn up. When I got back onto the driveway, I just looked at my deceased grandfather but didn't say anything. The intentional thought dialogue in my head was “Sorry I can't find my dream guide, I really wanted you to meet her”. My deceased grandfather never got his violent look back and rather remained gentle and peaceful which I find absolutely bizarre.

In the meantime, there is now a parade of all these video game characters coming up the court and past the driveway. Apparently it was a thank you for all the service I had done for them. I recognised Super Mario and his friends, and then there was Spyro and heaps of others. The last group to come up the court were Sly, Bentley and Murray. For some reason, I was thinking that Dreamy WB would be parading in after the Cooper gang but my expectation was cut when I found myself on the verge of waking up.

Dream 266 B - Shopping Centre Modifications
I don't remember much of this dream. From where I do remember, I was at Stud Park shopping centre with my mum but it was a lot bigger than I remembered it and it was now multi-storey rather than just one. I then saw all these new stores around and I told my mum that the shopping centre is actually undergoing renovations as well as a major extension. For the majority of the dream, I took my mum around to explore all the areas. That's all I can remember about this dream.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None



In hindsight, I think the reason why Dreamy WB didn't show up in the first place is because she was already influencing my grandfather, hence why he demonstrated an unexplainable, calm behaviour instead of the typical violent mindset.

Date of Dream: WED 17 JAN - 2018



Dream No. 265 - I See You
Nightmare!

I don't remember much of this dream. From what I can remember, it was night time and the all the lights were on in the house. I was heading to a family friend's house for something but there was a catch. I was not allowed to be detected by her when entering into the house as she was a dark dream character in this dream... I was to get the item without being seen by anyone.

Amongst the dark, misty night-time, Dreamy WB appeared out of nowhere to talk to me. Her appearance was the long wavy locks and the alternate black dress. She told me to look over to the side balcony and there I saw a whole heap of kids lined up in two. She said to me, “To get into her house, you need to have a partner and so that's why I'm here”. Dreamy WB held my hand and walked me to the back of the line, standing and waiting with me.

Soon, AV signalled for the line to move in and she was just next to the door, greeting each pair as they came in. It's when me and Dreamy WB were at the door that things turned violent. AV gave me this really piercing look which is hard to describe. It scared me so much that I knew I had to get away, even if it meant leaving Dreamy WB behind.

Both Dreamy WB and I ran to get a slightly further distance from the house. Despite being a dream guide, Dreamy WB also looked absolutely scared in this scene and was directing her frightened gaze at me. The window opened and now AV took that horrible facial expression to the next level. Dreamy WB was so frightened she couldn't talk... She was giving me all these facial cues to get away, so that's what I did.

I propelled myself into the sky, which now looked like dawn was coming and I flew away, dog-paddling into the clouds. I thought I was getting further in distance but every time I looked back, the house was just as close. As the dream went on, AV's look got progressively worse and now she was really looking violent. So much so that I was scared awake.



Dream Trophies Achieved:
- None



LOL: If your dream guide can't even deal with it, you'd better run!