non-lucid

So I had a dream that I was inside of my own mouth (if you can fathom that). SO basically I had two bodies, the one I could control, and the one I was in (the mouth). I was plucking mushrooms from under my tongue, and every time I did so, I could feel it hurt in the bottom of my mouth (which I why I cam to the conclusion that I must have been in my own mouth). I vividly remember blue mushrooms everywhere, and bacteria growing along the walls of my mouth. It was like a giant cave infested with moss or something.

WTF, I wish I knew what was going on in my subconscious. Have you had any freaky dreams like this?

10.01.2011

Death (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

A girl went to the seaside to capture a few photos of the eclipse. Somehow she got a wound in her neck and it was spraying blood all over the city. A doctor/detective and another girl went to help her. Soon the doctor was missing and it turned out he got killed in a car close to the bleeding girl. Another girl in something like a dorm got locked in a really long bathroom with a huge window in one end. The eclipse melted her. While I was going out of my room with another girl I didnt know, I met some guy who had something in common with both deaths. These deaths had turned into legends around the campus (since when do I live in a campus anyway?),so when we got in the elevator I asked him about them. Then I noticed that my girl was missing. We went back to my floor to pick her up and then she attacked us. I figured out It was going to turn into a nightmare failed to control my surroundings. I woke up and as I was thinking about the dream I fell asleep.

27.01.2011

Prisoners (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and two friends were in the men's locker room. We were in the middle of a fight. We had to kill someone. Suddenly people started coming in. We tried to push them away but they were too much and they caught us. They sent us to the police-station. I was with my bike so I rest it next to a wall. We stood in a hall for a while, and then they sent is into a big living room like cell (kinda looked like my living room ). They gave us a macbook, an iphone and an ipod nano. I think there was only one more guy left in the room. (probably the third guy got sent somewhere else) Soon they sent us on some weird vacation, next to something like a miniature version of the grand cannon. I started climbing on it. There was music playing in the backround and i said it sounded like SRV. (Stevie Ray Vaughn) Somehow I ended up with a psp in my hands and an umd disk. I tried inserting the disk into the psp but something was wrong.

30.01.2011

Vampire and a murderer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Somebody had murdered a friend's daughter. That friend was really interested in finding some photos of her taken moments before her death. Me and some girl were in a place which looked like a grocery store or a bank. Two guys attacked us with some sprays and i had to kill them. I killed one with a wooden stick which i later broke into pieces and threw in a recycle bin (so they dont catch me). I realised i was a vampire. I was immortal. My mission was to protect the girl. We went outside and got through an underpass. We were probably heading to a cinema. Later on I was close to my appartment building with the same girl. Something happened. Probably I killed someone or someone attacked us and ran away. My girl was soaking with blood/water. I offered her to come to my appartment and take a bath. Somewhere on the way she kissed me. Passionately. Later when I got into my appartment with her, I put my hand on her shoulder, but she moved it away and complained about something. I needed her so badly, but i couldn't have her. Never.
Got woken up by my first alarm but didnt manage to wild (fell asleep).

This entire dream was in black and white, so, yeah.

I'm in a small two room building. I don't know where the building is, but it appears to be a street outside. In the first room ( the lobby), there are several chairs in a circular shape, and filing cabinets line the walls. At one end is the entrance, a glass door. At the other, the door to the second room. Three people go into the third room, one at a time.
Inside, it is very dim. The only thing in the room is some sort of press (not printing). Two man and a women go in and use the press. The first man gets invincible teeth. the second is simply invincible. The third, the woman, is turned into some sort of zombie. ( She didn't appear to be decaying, like most zombies, so maybe she was just the sexiest cannibal I've ever seen) The dream ends as I'm talking to the woman.

Dream - Lucid

I was at my house in the front yard. There was a guy there that looked like my ex from high school, but he also kinda looked like another one of my ex's from the beginning of college. I knew he wasn't really the guy from high school, but for the life of me, I couldn't figure out who he was. He said some really weird things to me, and they didn't even really make that much sense in the dream. I can't remember exactly what was said though. I know that he liked me and wanted to be with me, but I didn't want to be with him, because I was with Ryan.

At some point, there was a white cat with multicolored pastel spots on her back. I named her Sparkles.

Then, I was trying to handle my real life cat, Belle. I would pick her up and she would scratch the shit out of me. I took her to the vet and had to put her down on the ground because of this. She ran around the lobby of the vet's office. Then, something about the guy from earlier, weed, and my laptop, and these little clip thingies that could come on and off of the lapop.

Again, I took Belle to the vet. I got in my mom's car, and was holding Belle in my arms, because her carrier was too small. We got to the vet, which was, in the dream, located in the area that my dad's office is in waking life. She was fighting me again, so I let go of her, and she took off running out of the car and down the street. My friend Katie was there with me, and she took off after Belle. She didn't catch her, and Belle was nowhere to be seen. I was very upset. Then, I saw a group of dogs of all different kinds outside the vet's office. I started to hear birds singing, which jarred me awake.

Then, I woke up, and realized that my alarm hadn't gone off for work. I had heard the birds in my dream, which triggered me to freak out and wake up, because birds should not be singing when I have to get up for work. Fortunately, I made it on time, but I realized I had set my alarm for 5:30pm instead of am...whoops.

30.01.2011

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a city walking along with J when I saw T. She wanted to go to the disco. There was a long line to enter but they let T in first, then J and finally me, but when it was my turn the bouncer asked me who I was with and criticized my shoes. The disco was large and had a rectangular shape. There were quite a few people but not so many that you couln't confortably move between places. There was a huge ball pit and J went down a slide to enter. When I did I saw T hanging on a bar above the entrance of the ball pit and she let go after I had landed among all the balls, which I realized had the shape of bell peppers. I tried to swim across to the exit but it was hard, everyone was doing it faster than me.

my dream was interesting last night, albit if it was non-lucid. what happened was i was at a school dance, i went with someone, but then they left (maybe to do with me watching napoleon dynamite before i fell asleep) so i was alone. then a girl who im friends with and quite 'like' said she would be my date. i then went outside to see my friend jake, who was worried ecause he killed his pokemon requasa (dont know how to spell it) and this guy came up to us, and gave us head gear which, wait for it, lets you simulate lucid dreams. we used it to make another pokemon, which jake caught, but i still thought it was reality, annoyingly. there was then this massive battle, but i woke up.

wanna know the best thing about the dream world?

no copyright.

A huge dragon was before me.

-Dream Skip- Hahah.

A bunch of monsters or creatures with power attacked at once when someone ordered it and the dragon turned a very dingy color and looked as if it had been mummified.

Dream
Lucid

So in this dream I met this female DC and I liked her so I kept asking her out and stuff but she kept saying no. And every other day she looked like she had bruses on her so finally I take her home. She lives in a some part of the city that all of the buildings are like roman looking. As we approch her house this guy with a roman warrior clothing comes out of the balcony and looks at us. And thats when she says thats her boyfriend. I didnt feel good just leaving her so I decided to go and meet the boyfriend he seemed pretty nice but them he told us to wait for him up stairs and he took her down stairs. So when i get there i see two huge like 8 ft men with no clothing on but luckily they didnt have private parts. These guys had hair on there chest,Goat horns and there head,Long hair, and a gigantic swords. Thats when i said something is not right (DIDNT DO AN RC!!) so i went back down stairs and I saw her bf Stab the girl with his sword straight through the girl. So then i got scared and went back up stairs to see if there is a way to get out of there and i found a window and jump out and as im getting up to get mysef cleaned off i woke up.

Vividness-6
Lucid- No

Came home late from a night out, which messed up my dream recall a bit.

#1

I am a master thief which goes out at night and steals stuff. This night, I try an house with rooftop entrance, but I get caught. The dream resets and I try again. I get into the house , steal a few things but when I make my escape I get caught by a inhabitant. The dream resets again. This time though, I remember how to sneak, so I gain acces to the house unnoticed. I snatch a few things and then remember my goal: The golden cup. The owner has trown it in a sort of aquarium. I take it, but notice somehow it can be worth more. So i put it in the water, and the cup changes shapes, and finnaly it's real shape. But there are crystals/bubbles in the water, and if the cup touches it, it changes back in his old form. I put all my time and effort in this.

The setting reminded me of Thief , deadly shadows
#2

Me and my mother and father are at my work. We've got allot of stuff and now we want to take it home with us. We need to wait in the line, so I grab some bread and start eating it, no one tells me not to so I keep on eating it. There are 2 little boys infront of us. They try to mimic my actions without me noticing it, and I smile at my parrents because of this.

Hadn't had time yesterday to post them, so here they are.

#1 -semi nightmare-

Me, Mike and Amedeo (both friends IRL) are in Goes on the way home. Mike was teasing me because he would be home earlier then me.
So I took a faster route and I could hear Mike say "Damint, now he's faster!".

Suddenly, it starts to rain very, very hard, but I continued down the road on my motor driven bicycle.
The out of nowhere, I'm pulled into the air, onto a rooftop and I'm some weird freaky combination of a bat/vampire and a man.
Then I would fall of the rooftop and the dream would repeat itself, starting from the rain, for quiet some time.

I woke up quiet afraid after this dream, which happend before my WBTB

#2

I don't know exactly what happend, where I am, but I am with my dream girl in what seems to be a bathroom, without a shower, bath an toilet. Only a mirror and some cabinets (the one I have in my bathroom).
I know it is all part of a (epic) story, but I can't remember it.

We can use magic, and she is better at it then me. We have some kind of a remote, with allot of buttons, with which we can change the power of our magic.
She tells me to press "Double", which will double our magic powers. I tell her there's also a "Max" button, but she tells me that would be to much.
Then a strange man comes into the bathroom, he felt evil. We send him away with our magic. I tried to create fire, and although after the "double" button it went quiet well, she was still so much better at it.

Suddenly we are both naked. I saw her cloths lying on the floor, but I can't see mine, they just dissapeared it seems.
She comes closer to me and kissed me on the cheeck, then she looked at the mirror. I see she has an beautifull body.
I feel the urge to touch her, but somehow I make the choiche not to, because somehow, it doesn't feel right.
She had to leave, but she tells me she will come back.

*blank*

I was transfered to another person ( It seems like I'm some kind of apprentice), because "she" is gone.
The new one's a bit nerdy, black hair, glasses and kinda workaholic. She doesn't talk much because she's always bussy.
I walk past her working space and see she's out, probbably on some break, when I see her bra laying around. I resist the urge to grab it and keep on walking.

In this deam, sometimes a could decide what I would do.

#3

Me and 5 other people are on the run from the cops. The only thing I know is that we did something wrong in the beginning of the dream.
We run around some house, and I hope there's an helicopter in the garden.
There isn't an helicopter, but there are 3 jetskis. Where all jump in the water and just when I climb on a jetski, we see 3 more. So now that everyone has a jetski, we make our escape. We dive underwater and ride them for some time, sometimes breaking the surface for air.

*blank*

I'm explaining Mike how we made our escape on jetskis, and I show him how we went underwater and sometimes had to break the surface for air.

I finally have some time to transcribe entries from my handwritten journal. This contains my recalls and notes from the tutorials. The written journal is more convenient for me, now I can post and share this stuff. These entries go back to the middle of January.

1/16/11-I'm talking to Brian Moore, an employee at work who recently died of cancer. I offer encouraging words as if he were just getting over a first part of his serious illness...I'm playing piano or some sort of keyed instrument.

I was drinking before bed, so I'm surprised I was dreaming or recalling anything at all.

1/16/11-Dreaming during a nap, which rarely happens. This was a "Clydesmare", a recurring theme where I;m back working a at Clyde's. This is s a restaurant I used to work at (I left there in 2002). The place is busy, and the room I'm working in is different than I remember. I get sat with 3 full tables, one with 6 people. I'm taking drink orders without writing them down, then having trouble remembering them. I get angry with Cam (one of my managers there) because I'm not fully trained for the job and yet doing it anyway to help out.
I took Lorazepam (Ativan) and Clonidine (I am prescribed these by a doctor) a few hours before then nap. I just started going over the tutorials then, so I was repeating the mantra "I will dream" a few times before falling asleep.

1/17/11-I was dreaming something, but I have no recall. Was barely aware that I was dreaming at all.

1/20/11-Recall is improving somewhat. Here I recall what really characterizes my dreams: weird stuff. I sneak into a shed somewhere on the street behind my parent's house, stealing 2 items from Ron Howard: One I don't remember, the other is a padded jacket made for climbing over barbed wire. Howard Stern is helping me for some reason. We take off down the street to a park at the end and into some woods east of the entrance (the setting is pretty close to real life). I hide some distance from the road, staying low under some leaves. Stern continues into the woods, trying to divert the perusing Ron Howard away from me and finding his own hiding place. But Ron Howard has a dog with him and it sniffs me out easily. This chase was not particularly scary.

1/21/11-This dream is set in some concrete industrial/skatepark area. I end up in a room loaded with DJ and music production equipment. Frank Adjei (a coworker) is there and I ask him for a cigarette. He gives me one. I start playing with the equipment, but Frank won't leave and I begin to get upset with him...

1/22/11-Only a couple of fragments to recall. I'm at my parents house and I have taken ecstasy, but I'm not feeling high. Still trying to behave normally in front of my family...then I'm at work and my old boss who was fired is back. I hated this guy. He's rewriting the work schedule, but for some reason it all looks fair.

1/27/11-More fragments, maybe 2 separate dreams or 2 separate blocks of sleep:
In the first dream all I can remember is handling 2 large single-action pistols (think of an old west gun). The bullets are huge-they look like rifle rounds. I am loading and firing both of them.
The second dream I recall better. It takes place in what looks like a garden apartment complex. Some sort of redneck gathering is going on there, there are towed trailers and furniture set outside. I'm flirting back and forth with a girl, but I can't remember what she looks like. Then some sort of specialized tactical training begins. I'm carrying a sniper rifle and trying to shoot a team of opponents. It looks like I win the exercise.

1/29/11-Just fragments again. Something was crawling up my right leg...
This animated me enough that I started shaking in my sleep and my wife woke me up to see if I was okay.

1/30/11-2 dreams last night. In the first one, I have a motorcycle. It's burgundy colored, sporty, and has smaller wheels like a dualsport model. It can shift gears manually or automatically, and the transmission is controlled by 2 buttons on the side of the tank that look like turn signals. Im zipping back and forth at my high school between the front and rear parking lots. I'm conducting some sort of business with a couple of hispanic guys in the front lot-it appears to be about vehicles...
I'm in some trouble in the second dream. I've applied for a job and was passed up on it. I go to my dad for support, but he's being really mean to me. It hurts my feelings enough to the point where I am breaking down and crying. My aunt finally gets across to my dad why I'm so upset. All this time I'm building a room in my parents' basement (have not lived there for 8 years). It has dividers like an office cubicle, but a bed and small appliances like an efficiency apartment...

That's my block of dreams for the past 2 weeks. My recall is improving, and I'm going to try to post journals online more often.

I am in a dorm room but it is much different from mine. The dream tells me it is mine.
I am doing something on my computer and check the clock "12:08". I realize I was supposed
to meet some friends for lunch at 12 ( In waking life ). So I went to leave in a hurry so I could
get to the universities dining hall when my roommate comes in and says he wants to show me
something. I tell him to make it quick and he comes around to my computer. I go around with him
and attempt to hide it because, for some reason, my desktop background is switching through
some very explicit images. They are all pink backdrops. My roommate doesn't seem to care so
I blow it off like "yeah, that's my desktop". He pulls out his computer and starts pulling up some
web-page while I played with a clear plastic sphere filled with metal balls. Then I woke up.

The Drinking Contest

I am in a Dairy Queen. They are having an advertizement for new treats in their freezer (I mean the advertizement is in the freezer; it's a live action commercial).

"You've seen all these old treats" says the narrator. "Remember when this was new?" They show some things like an ice cream cake and a Dilly Bar, as well as some frozen canned whipped cream I have never seen before. "But now it's just the same old same old. Well, there's a new treat in town!" The other things are pushed aside, and a giant cake is dropped down, taking their place. It is green, and covered in lots of icing. Upon it's being sliced open, it is found to be filled with frozen coconut filling.

"Just in time for the Super Bowl, it's a -- Day Cake! [the -- was some name like McNabb, I don't think it was him but it was a celtic name famous in football] It is now being offered at a great price. Or, you can win this cake for free! All you have to do is be here on McNabb's Day (I guess it is some sort of holiday) and drink beer! That's right, you drink beer for 13 hours. Here's the thing - you have to be drinking beer the whole time, and no bathroom breaks can be taken. If you're still here at the end, you get the cake for free!"

A few people seem to be interested in this deal. Next to me is a table of really good looking girls.

"Heck," says one of them, "We'll just wait here until McNabb's Day starts. It's just an hour or so."

I sit down next to her, and put my arm around her. For some reason my mother shows up and sits on the other side of her. The girls begin talking about how much they like to drink, and how great it will be to have free beer all day long. They seem to think drinking constantly for 13 hours is easy.

I start talking to my mother, loud enough so that they can overhear. "What do you think would happen to someone who drank beer constantly for 13 hours?" I say.

"I don't know," says my mother, "but it can't be good".

"I would think you'd get alcohol poisoning," I say. The girls seem to take no heed. I pull the girl next to me a little closer, and give her a hug. I am honestly worried about her. "Here is my prediction. By this time tomorrow night there will be at least one alcohol related death because of this contest."

"I think you're right," says my mother.

I now see in my mind's eye the scene of an accident, and someone being loaded into an airplane.

Strange Goings-on at my Grandparents'

We are having a family get together at my grandparents' house. It is getting to be late at night, and my brother goes back to bed. My aunt decides to play a trick on him, and changes into a bikini top. She undoes the strings at the bottom, so it looks as though she is in the process of taking it off. Then she goes into my brother's bedroom, pretending to be a strange woman who wandered in from the street.

Fixing the Computer

(This may have been a continuation of the last dream, or not. I don't quiet remember. It's one of those that isn't so coherent.)

Bobcats never let go once they have hold of you. My little cat thinks it's a bobcat at times, but at other times it is just like a kitten. I pet it, but then someone makes it think it's a bobcat. It grabs my hand with it's teeth and claws, getting a wild look in its eyes. I start singing to it, treating it like a little kitten again. It let's go of my hand.

Now somebody has the cat on his shoulder, and is climbing and running along the top of a moving train. It is a daredevil.

Now I am in a room somewhere. There are lots of children walking by on a field trip. They have to line up at the door, and they set their books down in front of me. I look at them, and see they are doing the same thing I did when I was their age.

A telephone rings in the room I am in. A woman answers the phone. "It's for you," she says, "it's Client #9".

"Client #9?" I say, "uh, that doesn't sound right." I pick up the telephone. I should have known. It's my uncle, who likes to pretend he is weird people when calling family and freinds. He asks if I'm busy, and if I can help work on my Grandfather's computer.

Now I am at my Grandfather's house with his computer. It has a small problem, but Dell wants over $1,000 to fix it.

"$1,000?!" I say, "at the most, you'll just have to get a new CPU, or maybe just a new motherboard."

Now my brother goes to bed. I have my laptop running, and it's been running all day. I decide I had better shut it down.

Working for Rush

I get a new job, working for Rush Limbaugh. He is explaining how the job works.

"When I'm on the mic," he says, "I don't know whether someone is doing their job or not. I don't go around and see how much or how well people are working. What I do is look at their desk. If your desk is clean, you are a good employee."

I look around the office. Everybody has a nice, perfectly clean desk. I sit down at my desk, and try to organize my things to look nice as well.