I was driving my car and my brakes, even my emergency brake was broken. The sky was dark but everything was perfectly lit. My brother, cousin, and a girl with brown hair, pretty face, and skinny body was there. I was trying to impress the girl. I went to pick her up but I couldn't stop my car. It looked like I was in an apartment parking area. I went through some fences and ended up in a skate park. There was no one there but me and my car. I went down some ramps and up them. I finally coasted to a parking spot where I got out and said a few words to the girl. Then I faintly remembering going to a party with my brother. I had a brown bottle of alcohol. It had a skinny mouth piece but then the base was wide with a black label.
Terminator I'm with a bunch of people in a strange parking lot or something. We are in a war or something and waiting for enemies to arrive. One guy starts throwing lots of grenades.. and i mean lots. then the enemies show up and walk through the grenades, but none go off. I get scared and start running. I can see The Terminator.... Arnold skin and all. with sunglasses and shotgun... wtf Weirdness I'm in some weird place with a bunch of people. I see Thelma there... but then Thelma is now oneof her daughters. I keep on trying to tell her something about dreams, but she's ignoring me. It's really vivid and I'm surprised the dream talk doesn't make me lucid. I see Some girl there. She has blond hair... but not natural color... dyed hair, round face. I mouth something to her without speaking loudly, and she responds to me by saying something. I'm surprised she can pick up on my words. I hen barely mouth a few words. she doesn't hear. I clearly announciate in my lips what I want to say without using my voice. She turns around and speaks to me in a loud an clear voice responding to my inaudible question. I am transfixed by her. I go by a table twhere there is a pleasant man. Someone walks by and tells me that she thought he was a bad guy until he gave her a ride to this place safely. I talk to the man and notice he has short and curled rainbow colored hair. It looks weird. Saim Saim is by a river and she id crying. I can sense Asuka is merged with her. Saim wants to cross the water even though there are stepping stones across the river. I ask her if I can help... she protests saying she doesn't deserve it. i can see asuka in her rolling her eyes at this. I insist on helping. As if it's normal i put my right arm around her waist, and sheputs her left hand in my left hand... it's like a weird dance position I have nerver tried but yet i know it. but we don't dance. She resists at first but then seems to enjoy the sensation of my arm around her. I feel a very warm and loving energy come from her... it's so deep that i can't describe it. anyway I guide her across the stepping stones in this position, and we cross the river. now we are at another river with more stepping stones. Saim seems more sure of herself that i don't have to hold her tightly. We cross the next river separate and now we are racing eachother across. The warm feeling is not lost, when we cross... she smiles at me.
Had a Lucid dream, it was pretty short unfortunately. It was super cool, I did a reality check in my dream, something I hadn't done before. So I was walking thought a door and thought I should check my clock. I checked and it read 10:09, then before I could look away it turned to 10:10, I looked away and back at it, read 10:09 again, looked away and looked back, read 2:00. I did this a few times and realized I was dreaming, but it fizzled out right away. This happened very early in the night. I had another few dreams I believe that centered around the previous dream, one I remember was I was in my cousins basement talking with my brothers, I explained how I looked at my clock and stuff pretty much how I wrote it above. I had a dream where I walked outside, I looked up at the skyscrapers and realized I was in New York
Woo! Completed part of the task of the year I was lying in my bed in my room trying to DEILD and was trying to lay still. I had woken up several times after falling back asleep. I finally said screw it and just did a random RC. It worked! I couild breathe through my nose and was lucid! I though of what to do for a minute and remembered some of the task of the year things. I decided to do the one where tou tap Dorothy's slippers and see what happens. I got up and thought to myself that when i wlak through the door i will be in the Wizard of Oz movie. I walked through and i was in the wizards castle! Dorothy and all the other characters (lion, tin man, and scarecrow) had just walked in and were being scammed by the "wizard" I walked up to them and told them what was going on, and they all started crying for some reason. I guess they were sad . I walked over and just picked up Dorothy's shoes and put them on. They were tiny though and my feet could barely fit in them. I started to tap them and on the third time I woke up... WTH! Damn slippers.... Oh well, got part of it done
Drank a fair amount last night so poor recall. I had some vague recollection of a dream at the very end of the night. I'm straining now to bring up just one detail but alas I just can't. I predict a good weekend.
For some reason I thought the house at the top of our street had stolen our dog (Bit of a recurring dream). So I jumped their fence and brought the dog back to our house. Later on I was at a Australian National Basketball League game when a small fire lit on the roof. I thought this was my fault for stealing the dog. For some reason, Gold Coast Blaze player, Daryl Hudson asked for his lighter, as that would put it out apparently. So later on I was with my Mum and she was questioning me about the dog. I told her I did take it because they stole it from us. She said that we got $150 for it and was very happy. This made me really annoyed. ------------------------------------------------- I had organised to go to the beach with my friend, so I was with my Mum picking him up. When we got to his house I realised it was the wrong day. My Mum went to get him not believing me but I told her again, so we got back in the car and left. ------------------------------------------------- Later on we went back to the same house, on the right day, this time just to hang out. The people there were me, my friend (Friend #1), my sister, her friend, my mum, my mates mum and another of my mate (Friend #2). So me and Friend #1 began playing basketball on a ring at the front of his house. Friend #2 was just sunbaking in the backyard. So after a while my friend went back inside and I just walked around the front yard wondering what to do. After a while I heard Friend #1's mum saying me and Friend #1 could go in the pool. I thought it was a great idea but realised my shorts were very loose and couldn't be tightened, so they would probably fall off. I went back inside, in hope of going in the pool. My mum and Friend #1's Mum were in the backyard talking. Friend #2 was still sunbaking, and someone made a comment about that which gave him a fake smile, then going back to sunbaking. Friend #1's mum asked me if Friend #1 had told me about an ex teacher at our school insulting the principal. Somehow I actually remembered him telling me and told his mum that it was funny. ---------------------------------------------
Teacher's Pest I sat in one my professor's class, a class that is based on poetry. Everything was the same, as usual, except that all the desks were a lot smaller than university tables, and were tiny, elementary school desks. I was my normal, large, adult size, complete with facial hair and a smile. My teacher, on the other hand was very upset, and increasingly annoyed by my "antics" which were nothing more than making a joke here and there, and getting the class off topic.
Sleep Paralysis Wormhole Originally Occurred - February 2003 So I wasn’t quite sure what to make of all this. I had quite an interesting experience. When I was in bed, I felt that I was astral projecting, and it felt more extreme than it ever has... However it makes more sense that I was LDing, I think my mind was just playing tricks on me, because the landscape seemed much more to me like a lucid dream… just the most amazing lucid dream ever (Because I had such an aware state of consciousness) I had the notion I was astral projecting because of the incredible energy buzzing sensation that I was having, and it wasn’t something I had felt in my dreams before. I was light as a feather, and I was floating around my room… although I forgot to try and look at my bed to see if I was still laying there. Anyway my level of consciousness was bizarre, because I was so AWARE… and anything I would think about would happen. Anything I was afraid of, or thought about, manifested. Like I felt a loose tooth, and got worried that my teeth would fall out, and they did. I could reverse the process by tricking my mind into being worried that my teeth would go back into my mouth, and suddenly voila! And for some reason, the thought of vomiting just crossed my head, I wasn’t feeling sick, or anything, but just the idea of throwing up came to me, and immediately I did, all over my floor. I knew that things were totally off, because when I’d look down, there was no vomit or teeth on the floor at all. So I did some tests to see what realm I was in. I plugged my nose, and found I could still breathe, and that time was irrelevant to any of the machines that ‘produced’ it (CLOCKS, bitches!) and I even tried experimenting with the physicality of things, which was basically a fucking illusion, because I could put my hands, arms, and my whole body through walls like butter. So the more I reflect the more I feel it was a lucid dream, that I may have just interpreted as astral projection, or an Out of Body Experience. So I decided to have some fun, and jumped through the wall and made my way a few houses down to this house of hot girls, who happened to be having a party. And the only thing that kept giving me the impression I was astral projecting, over lucid dreaming at this point, was the fact that nobody could see me, or feel me… but it went both ways because as I was trying to cop a feel on this girl Molly, my hands would just go THROUGH her tits, which weirded me out. Then I realized, I should move my intent from perversion to something a little more constructive. So I focused my energy on bringing a friend to me, and it worked! My best friend showed up, and god… I focused all my energy to try and make him lucid in my dream too so that we could co-create… but I couldn’t break through to him… I might have just gotten over-excited, and bit off more than I could chew. This was one of first of the most conscious control of this ‘dream’ . If there was an object I wanted, or a place I wanted to go, all I had to do was basically turn around and EXPECT it to be there, and it was. And when I was outside trying my movements, I would imagine that instead of running, I was on a conveyor belt that just took me to places, and my FUCKING GOD…. That thing was the most intense thing I’ve ever been on in my life. It was like a goddamn ROCKET-SHIP. I felt the buzzing energy the faster and faster I traveled on the conveyor belt to my friend’s house. It was awesome, amazing, and beautiful, and I had to share it.
Wiener Stretching I was standing in my room, naked, when I became lucid. I put my hands on my hips and looked about the room, triumphantly. Everything seemed to have an extra shimmer, another layer. I looked down and decided to stretch my penis. I grabbed it with my hands and tugged on it until it was so long, that it touched the ground and landed in a heap. I laughed hysterically and nearly walked into the other room when I heard a noise, and decided it was best to stay in my room. There's a little bit of a gap here, but I started doing various 'reality tests' like plugging my nose. Then later a dream character in the form of "some kid" kept following me around and asking me for marijuana. The dreamworld faded and as it did so, I spun around and brought it back.
Let's All Go to the Lobby! I found myself in a large lobby of what could be a business building in a large city. The lobby was expansive and tiles and had massively tall ceilings, even though there were many, many floors in the building. I spent some time walking the halls and various floors, as if I were searching for something. At some point, parts of the corporate building began to merge into something of a convenience mart, but a palatial one. Finally I came to a front desk type of area and felt that this was what I needed to see, and I had in the back of my head that someone told me I needed to pick up a piece of 'legal' paper, something that looked like a receipt. However, the woman at the desk, or receptionist was VERY curt with me and yelled at me, telling me something along the lines of "instead of being courteous, why don't you try doing the right thing?" or something. I became upset because I was doing what I felt I was supposed to do, by filling out this yellow card. I got very angry, maybe it was the 'customer is always right' mentality, but I was furious. I walked around some more trying to find what I was supposed to do, until I came back to the front desk, and another person 'helped' me, by telling me that I needed to fill out a this specific yellow receipt paper pad... the same one I was just denied. At this point I said 'fuck it' and had made quite a scene. I started yelling about the incompetence of these people and how they just like to yank people around, and I went over to a section that had nothing but these yellow pads, or papers and I furiously ripped them up. As I did so, I realized that I just might make a couple people unhappy, so I turned and made my way to the door so I could exit, but I was on the second floor and I couldn't find a good way down. there were 3 escalators, but they all came up to me from the floor below, or went up from me into the floor above...but with a little searching I was able to find the escalator that went downstairs, and I headed towards the large revolving doors, when I saw that it was stacked with security, I doubled back, and headed down a different hallway on the first floor I could FEEL the security coming after me, and since I wasn't running I thought I'd be able to get away alright, but the security was gaining and gaining on me. It was then that I realized, "wait, I'm dreaming... I can rectify this simply." So I stopped running and stepped into the wall, as if it weren't there. Calmly I stood and watched through the wall as the security continued down the hall, completely unaware of me. I confidently stepped out from the wall, accomplished, and woke up.
Tricking the Prankster Bear King in Space! I found myself in space, fighting in an epic space war. I flew my own craft, that looked like a small flying saucer with a bubble top. (Spaceman spiff style) . I did not want to fight anymore, as I didn’t find any worthy point in sacrificing my life for a war I knew nothing about. So I deserted. I "woke up" and I left the war and decided to indulge in my own explorations of space and the thrill of adventure. I flew far from the war, in the empties of space when I was attacked out of nowhere and shot down. I crash-landed my ship onto a nearby planet. After leaving my ship behind, I explored the terrain and came across an attractive and sexually stimulating woman. I became excited and tried to seduce her. It was then that I realized the “woman” was made out of oranges and orange peels. I became upset, infuriated that somebody would deceive me in such a manner. I was determined to find out the culprit, and upon further investigation a forgettable dream character told me that the trickster was The Bear King. The Bear King reveled in pulling pranks and tricks, and that was how each Bear King was crowned: by pranking the previous King to become a much feared leader of the Space Bear Kingdom. I had never heard of The Bear King, but I didn’t care because revenge fueled my every move, so I decided that I would pull a prank on the King of Bears and Pranksters…and in turn I would become King. I was told that I was insane for thinking of trying, and that I’d never be able to accomplish such a feat, and that I would be killed. I returned to the Bear Kingdom, royal bears lined the palace -- The King’s Subjects. The Bear King himself sat upon an elegant and elevated throne further into the palace. Thousands of soldier bears stood in line between myself and the throne. I then approached the throne, carrying a covered silver platter in my hands. I walked up the epic flight of steps and humbly approached the Bear King, and bowed. I told the Bear King that I gave up, that he was the greatest King ever. As an offering of my subservience, I showed the Bear King the platter. I uncovered the platter, upon which my penis lay. My dick was exaggeratedly huge, about three feet long and the width of a fire hose. I offered my dick on a platter, and told the Bear King that it was a lollipop, a human treat of the grandest scale, that he had to suck. So, after having his ego thoroughly stroked, the Bear King accepted my surrender and started sucking my dick. Another bear realized that the King fellated me, and the Kingdom went in uproar. Ashamed and defeated for sucking my cock, the Bear King left the Kingdom as the crown was placed on my head. I became the first human Bear King to uproarious cheers.
The dream began in my high school's art room, which in the dream was the locker room. I was back in Sports and rec class along with Todd and Zach G. We all ran out of the room and started playing tag. I was dominating, chasing people down and getting them before they could think. While I was running turned my head, and could see Zach following me. For some reason, I stripped down to my underwear, I think to eliminate wind resistance. The underwear were red. I turned around and ran as fast as I could. He was tagged and I headed back to grab my clothes. The pants were still there but my shirt was gone. I walked back to the room and everyone laughed and asked where my shirt was.
Marijuana Horde LUCID Two of my roommates had a storage unit that contained giant burlap sacks which were full of stalks of marijuana plants, uncured and untrimmed. These were huge, massive amounts of weed that I KNEW would remain unused and wasted by my two roommates, because they never smoked pot a day in their lives. I don't know WHY they had it, but they did, and they were currently 'out of town.' I decided the best idea would be to go to the storage unit, prune the weed and steal it all for myself. I managed to steal a little, but perceived time constraints I was unable to get the rest of the horde so I went home. At home I ran into my roommates, who decided to come home early for the rest of the summer. I got worried and paranoid that they were going to go back to the storage unit... but I tried to play it cool because I would be 'found out' and busted, and end up not having 'fun,' weirdly it was this massive paranoia that pulled me into lucidity, when I said to myself "fuck this," and took matters into my own hands. So my roommates were driving to the storage unit, and asked me to go with them. (This is where the weird stuff starts) I sat in the backseat of the car as they drove... and I immediately shifted my awareness and perspective into the body of a police officer sitting in a cruiser off the side of the highway. I was simultaneously in the car with my roommates AND acting as the Policeman in his own car. I took it upon myself as the policeman to follow my roommates and me to the storage unit, and 'BUSTED' the roommates and confiscated the rest of the drugs as the policeman, so that the 'me' wouldn't get in trouble with the others. Since it was 'illegal' I managed to confiscate the marijuana and gave it to 'myself' as the police-me pushed my busted roommates into the back of the cruiser, I shifted my awareness back into the 'real me' and left with the weed. I guess the weird thing is that I didn't smoke ANY of the marijuana at all, but I was just enjoying the company of my 'Bud'
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Mission Accomplished: Corporate Complex Breakout I was undercover, yet I had been walking along the streets, talking to various people, keeping tabs. I turned around the corner, and there is a man from somewhere that I recognized. I knew that this man was trouble… and "a total fucking douche bag." (very specific memory of this). He was an enemy agent I turned around and started going the other way, but his partner was around the corner, resting on a motorcycle. Fight or Flight set in, and I decided to both. I ran across the street to a small work site, that was littered with piles of lumber, concrete, rebar and other various debris. I grabbed a big rod of rebar, and I heard a dream character yell out some advice, and told me that it was probably the best idea to get rid off the asshole on the bike. I was already on the same train of thought as I go back into the middle of the street, and welcome the men to fight. In the middle of the street, the cyclist was circling me, and I tried a few times to shove the rod into the front tire, so that that it would get caught and flip the motorcycle, but I failed. However, after a little bit, he dejectedly left… and I moved on to the mission I was supposed to carry out. I didn't see either of the enemy agents nearby, so I ran across the street and into a corporate complex. My mission was to break somebody OUT of the large and epic complex. I made my way, undetected, though the ducts of the building. The strange thing about this complex was that in a section, they kept and maintained holding cells, like a mini jail. I sneaked into an empty holding and I pretended to be a prisoner, just long enough to construct something, or do something. The cell was actually unlocked the entire time, it was just merely the illusion that I was an inmate. The reason I was in the cell was because down the hall, directly across from my cell was another cell, one with someone actually in it. I monitored the inmate. After a little bit, I left the cell through the unlocked door, and went down the hall. I picked up what I thought be a large wooden rod, as well as a nice little dagger or knife, ‘just in case.’ I had no real intention to use the knife. I went down another hall to where my destination was, an office room In the corner was a desk with an older man with white hair and a white mustache sitting behind it. I ran up as quickly as possible wielding the wooden rod, and swung it hard over my head, and brought it down on the man’s head, trying to knock him out. The wood splintered, thin and weak, and had absolutely no effect on the old man. I swung again, but to no avail… and he called out to the guards for help. Panicking, I pulled the dagger out and stabbed the man once in the chest… but I felt guilty about it, so I didn’t plunge it any more to ‘finish’ the job. The problem was that I stabbed him when I was in view of the guards that were approaching, so my cover had been blown. I ran like a bat out of hell, and somehow, the person I was there to rescue or recover was with me, running with me. We outran the guards and made it out of the complex, with the guards in tow, but further behind. Out in the street I pointed to work site across the road. Suddenly we had hardhats and bright orange vests, as we ran to a car similar to the PG& E Service Truck, with the elevated box is lifted to high places, like a telephone pole. We climbed up the arm and into into the box, and got into character as if we’ve been working the site the whole time. From above we saw the guards and men spill out into the street, looking around. They ran through the work site, and directly underneath the two of ‘us’ who were completely incognito… and we ‘won’ and escaped. Mission Accomplished
tonight I had 2 dreams but I can't remember either very well 1st one: 4chan was throwing a New Year's party at some sort of a park place. there was a park and then a really tall sort of house that resembled someone I know's but it was a lot bigger. There wasn't really fire works but when I went up there people were setting all sorts of stupid things on fire, like a bowl that someone was carrying on their head full of propane jello and marshmellows and other stuff. general craziness, can't remember a ton besides thinking it was odd there was a New Year's party a week after New Year's. I left and went down the stairs and I remember meeting someone but can't remember anything about it, I got onto a car or ATV or something and went through the field and left the event. I was on the road and I remember seeing a couple kids on the side of the road and hitting something, then going over to the kids and then started walking with them. It was an older sister and a younger brother, they were about 6 and 3 1/2 years old. can't remember a ton but it feels like we might've gone up a road somewhere to some sort of a ranch but I can't remember any more of it. I woke up, it was still 5 so I went back to sleep though. The 2nd one all I can remember is that Pokemon were real and I think Steven (a character in the games) was there and we were going to battle or something but I woke up. I think more happened but I really can't remember because my dad started talking to me before I could write them down.
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