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Date: July 7, 2010
Lucid dream
Duration: Very short :/

Firstly I only remember that I was in my house's garden. I was walking around it with my dog, then I see my sister with the same dog. I was WTF and imediately RC and confirmed that it was a dream. (I had 2 DILDs also last night but also connected that I completely forgot to rub my hands and/or to spin).Then I wanted to go inside my house but I remembered to rub my hands and I did it. But it is a problem when I rub them they start to feel like wax and they somekind repulse each other like a magnet I dont know why it doesnt result and the dream starts to fade a little and I try to spin but it woke me! WHY?! its the 5th lucid I have and those two things I do completely fail...

In one part of my dreams tonight I was running inside. I was doing some parkour which I don't think I would be able to do IWL. I ran it several times. Then I noticed I didn't get that exhausted and a voice in my head continued the thought with "because it's a dream." and it took me a second to realize it. I ran in the first part of the course. It was a long corridor. Because I knew it was a dream I started running as fast as I could and faster than that. I forgot to stabilize :/ I think I stopped and tried to create energy balls in my right hand. I closed it and opened it. I closed my eyes and opened them but then I was in my bed. I don't know if it was a FA and I fell asleep again.

I find it interesting that my dream control is so much better when I'm not lucid. For now.

I woke up and sat up in my bed. I couldn't see anything in my dark room. I got out of bed and headed for the door. I tripped over something furry… with a loud hiss, the cat ran out the door. Crap… I hadn't intended to step on a kitty… I followed the running cat and found her in the living room. I turned on the light so I could see the kitty better. A cute little tortoiseshell kitty jumped into one of the chairs and curled up to go to sleep. I did a double take at seeing that. The tortoiseshell cat could be no other than my beloved Amber…

but Amber got too old and sick, we had to have her put to sleep over 3 years ago. Yet there she was, curled up on the chair and sleeping. I approached the kitty, a bit afraid she would disappear and prove to have been just an illusion. I stroked her soft fur. She no longer appeared angry from being kicked, she started purring loudly. Amber always had such a loud purr. I scooped the kitty into my arms and hugged her close to me. Nothing could make me let go of that kitty… never again. I hugged my purring kitty close to me. It was a dream come true to have her back. Wait… no… what if all of this really was just a dream… a dream that would disappear before I knew it was gone… then Amber would disappear with the dream… no, I didn't want to lose her again, my beautiful Amber... I did an RC… Definitely a dream. I held Amber close to me, I felt like I would cry…

Amber started to wiggle. She wanted to go. I set her on the floor and she rubbed around my legs a few times before going into the other room where the cat food is. I could hear her eating in there. It seemed so unfair that I had to lose her again… Now to get my mind off of that and onto one of my dream goals. Open and read some of the contents of that locked book I found in the Akashic Records. I went into my bedroom and found the book on my dresser. I took the book and lied it on the bed. I undid the lock, the lock opened easily. I had already figured out the lock earlier, though I no longer remembered how the lock had opened. I opened the book to the beginning and looked inside. The pages felt like parchment under my hands. There was such detail on the book for a dream… such beautiful detail. I admired the leather cover and the pages inside right down to the fact they were completely blank. I flipped through some more pages in the book. Blank, blank, blank… I couldn't find a single line of text or a single picture in the entire book! So how could that help me with anything? Completely annoyed, I slammed the book closed. This sucked. All that trouble to get into the book for absolutely nothing. So I would do something else during this dream. There was still time left… and I hadn't yet dilated time, so I could make it even longer. So what would I do next?

When I reached the door I got a strong feeling that I should turn around and go back to the book. Something about the book pulled at my mind, insisted that I return. I walked back over to the bed and sat down. I had a very strong feeling guiding me to pick up the book and open it again. But how could a blank book help me any? It couldn't help. The insistent feeling continued. The urging, the pull. This feeling could not be denied. I had to open the book. I lied the book on my bed again and opened it up to some random point in the middle. The blank pages stared back at me as if taunting me with their mystery. I reached out and touched the page of the book, felt the parchment. The parchment felt like liquid now… like it wasn't quite solid. My hand sank into the liquid, and then I felt myself falling… falling… and everything faded to black before a whole new location came into view…

I surveyed my new surroundings. I floated down to what looked like a stone platform floating in the middle of an endless abyss… weird place. Purple clouds or something filled the abyss, but that only made it look emptier. The large stone platform floated in the abyss without any obvious means of support. I floated down and landed gently on the large stone platform. I looked across the platform, which looked to be about the size of a few football fields… not a small place. A figure stood at the far side of the platform. I could not tell who he was. I moved closer to the figure, the figure did not respond to my presence at all. The figure could have been a statue if it wasn't for the subtle movements I noticed as he shifted his position. I approached slowly.

"Get on with it, will you?" the man said, "Do I look like I have all night? Come over here and tell me what you are doing with a book about dark energy. You don't look like a dark energy being… I see way too much of that disgusting light stuff in you. So tell me what you're after and make it quick, I have little patience for those of your kind."

"Those of my kind?" I asked.

"Light entities," the man responded in an irritated manner, "If I had not been bound to this book you would already be dead, fool. Now either tell me what you want here or go away!"

So he didn't like light energy. I wondered what he would think of Walms. I saw the man looking at me with an intense star that made it look like he could peer right into my mind.

"I have seen this person you are referring to as Walms…" the man said with obvious disdain, "I can see much of what goes on in the worlds, I just can't participate. I saw your Walms using dark energy to restore a forest." He scoffed, "There are those who don't realize dark energy is not meant to create life, it is meant to destroy life. Using dark energy to plant flowers… such a waste. Now, for the last time, why are you here?!"

I pushed thoughts of Walms out of my mind, and focused on creating a mental shield to keep this guy out of my thoughts. I saw the annoyance on his face when I did that. I told the man that I wanted to control the dark energy. When I said that, he seemed to be a bit more interested. He said most of my kind only seek to destroy dark energy, and all who use it. I told him I was no longer that blind, dark energy can't be destroyed, if it did that would destroy the balance of the reality. He snorted at that. He said if I want to use dark energy I would have to get rid of that light crap I have right now. I said no, I would have both. He looked a bit surprised, but got an interesting smirk.

"So you seek to live in both the dark and the light at the same time? You would dwell in the world of twilight?" the man was asking me, "Not just anyone can control both the dark and the light simultaneously. Mostly one has to select between the two, at least for their primary energy. Choose either dark or light." He looked at me as if evaluating something about me. His gaze was so intense I could feel him probing over me… I reinforced my mental shield to be sure he could not see my thoughts again. "But yes, it looks like you might just be able to do it… as long as the process doesn't drive you mad."

"I will control both," I said, trying to sound confident. I had the feeling it would be an error to display any form of weakness to this man. I asked him who he was.

"I am the darkness," he said, "I am the destroyer of worlds, I am the bringer of night. My name would mean nothing to you, though, human. If I was free right now I would rend your soul from your worthless carcass and devour it whole… you would be forever imprisoned within me, where you would experience an eternity in hell." He chuckled as if thinking of a pleasant thing. "But alas, it is not to be. I have been bound to this book and am now forced into servitude to fools like you. Teaching you how to use dark energy. There's still some fun to be had when fools who think they can control it are instead consumed by it, but not nearly enough. So if you seek my knowledge, come over here. I find some things about you amusing, but my patience for you is running thin."

I wondered if I should trust this person. Who knows what he might try if I got too close. I eyed him from my current position, wondering what the best action would be.

"Oh, for the hate of…" he said in a very impatient voice, "This cursed book won't allow me to directly harm anyone. And if I had wanted to kill you, you would have been dead long before you got even that close. Now get over here or go away. I'm not going to say that again. I might not be able to harm you, but I can refuse you my services."

I went over to the dark sorcerer. He violently and suddenly took hold of my right wrist with his left hand, and my left wrist with his right hand. It felt like his grip could break my bones. But any pain I might have felt was instantly numbed by a surge of icy cold energy. Like dry ice. The cold flowed through my body in a massive rush. I felt instantly both drained and energized. Images filled my mind, images of various moves that looked like Alex Mercer from Prototype… the form changing, the consuming, the tendrils, the spikes coming from the ground, the sword, the claws… and some things I didn't remember seeing at all… becoming a dark vapor, fusing with an enemy to take control of them, creating raging black flames, calling forth darklings that would do my bidding, absorbing dark energy from any source, including the darklings I had just summoned… The flurry of images passed through my mind so fast I didn't even catch all of them. The images of using dark energy powers were interspersed with disturbing images of violence, torture, and death. I didn't see all of those, either, but I saw images of a child impaled on a spike, crying and writhing in pain, darklings coming out and eating the child alive, seeming to feed more on the cries of pain than on the flesh… I knew I had missed quite a few images, both of the torture and of the powers, but then the images stopped. The dark sorcerer pushed me away from him, my legs buckled and I fell to the ground.

"Maybe I was wrong," the sorcerer laughed, "If you can't even handle that, you haven't got a chance of handling dark energy. Don't expect to be able to use those powers on your own yet… that's assuming you saw any of them… and return here in 24 hours time… if you have the backbone to take another step into darkness." I stood up, facing the dark sorcerer. I didn't want to show any sign of weakness. "Now be gone, human. We have no further business to discuss here tonight." With a flick of his hand, an invisible force sent me flying up into the air. I passed through the surface of the book and crashed into the wall of my own bedroom. Ok… that was weird… I wondered if it was wise to return there again… or if this was all a trick.

#943:
Date: July 5th, 2010
Length: 3 minutes

I'm with my family, on a trip, aboard a sort of hybrid tour bus / buggy, with some hispanic guy as the driver. Apparently we're being driven to wherever we're staying (I'm not sure what country this is supposed to be in). After a while, we end up in some kind of off-road area with uneven terrain. The bus reaches a sharp sort of incline, and starts tilting massively. After a few seconds, the bus tips over entirely, and we go barreling down a hill. I try to protect myself as best I can as I get thrown around, but thankfully the bus seems almost designed for such situations and absorbs the shocks fairly well. Eventually, we stop rolling, and everyone is alright.

A while later, we're still on the bus, and see a huge ravine ahead of us. The driver makes some kind of weird turn, but messes up and we start falling. We crash on a sort of small chunk of land a couple feet below, where dozens more cars are stacked up, indicating that many people have crashed here before. Thankfully we stop just before the bus can fall into the ravine. We quickly get out through an emergency exit, afraid that the bus will lose its balance and fall. I think my dad yells at the driver for his performance so far. After that, the dream is a bit strange. My surroundings sort of morph into a hotel room, and I recall trying to retrieve our luggage from the bus.



I also had some dream where I was in an elevator that went EXTREMELY fast up and down a 71-story building, and I was scared that it would break.

06.07.2010

At a hotel in summer (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fifth dream of the night out of five dreams (three lucids)

I had a FA in a hotel, but I do not recall exactly where. I became instantly lucid. My lucidity was very weak. I had very little control. I realized it was a dream, but I followed the plot of the dream itself.

I flew at a very small height and I observed all the DCs. Most of them, if not all, were female. They were sun bathing, jumping in the pool, playing and chatting. I decided to jump to the pool and breath underwater. I was able to do it. I saw several ear plugs at the bottom of the pool.

I started to mess around with some DC. I lost all lucidity here because I do not recall well what happened, but I was not feeling the same way I feel in a lucid.

06.07.2010

Trying to reach the gladiators (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Fourth dream of the night out of five dreams (three lucids)

I had a false awakening in parking lot. It was very big. There were almost no cars at all. At the very end of the parking lot, there was a building, I think it was a school. On my back, there were a few stores.
I had my dream journal in my hand, it was big, and different from waking. I wanted to leave it in the trunk as I was planning to do something else.

I realized I was dreaming. I levitated and I realized I still did not place my dream journal in the trunk of my car. As I was gaining height, I just threw the dream journal. It was not mine after all... just a dreamed one!

I flew towards the building and I planned to open a portal to the gladiator's colosseum. I do never have problems with that, but I had little control in this dream. I was against the wall and I ordered a void to appear, but nothing happened. I did not want to concentrate too much, as I have not been dreaming for a long time.

I flew high, above the clouds and I saw the roof of the builiding and a small circle. I decided to fly headon to destroy the circle and hopefully, find a void to my target. I crushed in the building but I did not feel pain. Nothing happened.

I saw a roman old school statue. It was a small fountain. It had a stoned door. I opened and saw a hole. I though if I jumped in I would teleport to the roman age and meet some gladiators. I jumped in the hole and everything became dark, however, in half a second, I touched the ground, still in the same place. No way to teleport.

At some point I lost lucidity. I saw one of my co-workers at the olive oil store. I followed her. She entered a cell phone store and I woke.

06.07.2010

Dream War (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Third dream of the night out of five dreams (three lucids) This dream was entirely lucid. I was lying in bed and I started to feel vibrations like you would feel on a regular WILD. However, my vibration intensity skyrocketed, so I knew I was close to an Astral Projection. I visualized my astral body coming out of my psychical body, however, this time it did not work, I fell asleep prematurely... but, ended in a lucid so its a good result anyway.

I was indoors. I was behind a wooden counter. There were some DC around and they all wanted to fight against me. I did not feel like fighting them all at the same time. I was not fully lucid. So I decided in telling them to race to a coliseum and fight. I was planning to find some gladiators for the ToTY and make the battle a big mess.

I left the counter. Some of the DC did not move and still wanted to fight, but I managed to get out. I started to fly. I was outdoors now. It was sunny and the landscape was desertic. I saw several other DC flying. Some of them flew like superman, and some flew the same way I do, dragon ball style.

One of them, was flying very close to the ground and he was avoiding metallic fences. As we were flying I woke up.

Definitely, not one of my bests lucids!

06.07.2010

Meeting some girls at a Subway, getting a job there and going on vacation with them. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Second dream of the night out of five dreams (three lucids)

I meet a lady and I got very close to her, so she did to me. She was working in a subway in downtown:







The place was huge and I felt like I wanted to work there. The subway had two stories and there was a decent amount of people. Its interior was not like a regular subway, but more of a restaurant. They had a room full with computers. Everything appeared very automaticed.
I also saw the apartment from this lady, but I cannot recall it.

I asked the boss about working in her subway. She replied, "And, are you ready to deal with our systems and our rules?" She also told me that I had to demonstrate I was able to deal with everything. The scenary changed.

I was able to fly (I want to point out I was not lucid) I was outdoors in a very odd and blue collar town. It was similar to the GTA Liberty City town:







As I was levitating, I could control a character within this odd town. I was not gaming, I was in the game, but I was no the character, but I while flying I could control this guy mentally.

I started to move the character and suddenly, he launched a rocket with this rocket launcher. I did not want him to do that! It made a huge mess. He was next to the wall and he was about to fire another one. I though he would die if it exploded in front of him, but the rocket went to a different direction.

I paused the image and I was able to observe like this guy's inventory. There were two weapons, one the rocket launcher with red letters that read, "HOT MAMMA" and then, a crappy shotgun that had blue letters reading "COLD" I choose the shotgun. For an odd reason, the guy fired whatever he had in his hands without my permission.

I tried to fly out of this odd place. I could not control flight like I do on my lucids, as I was not lucid, was the dream controling me. I tried to turn left and the imaginery changed to another view of this town. I also saw green arrows indicating something.

I started to glide and I felt I could control better the dream now. I landed and I was finally able to exit this place.
The boss told me that I was going to be able to work there. She told me I was going to get paid $9 an hour. I was thinking if they had something messy, but I was glad because they did not have mushrooms and mustard (do not ask, I do not know)

We were next to the home of these ladies. I was outdoors waiting for her. I had three pairs of glasses. Each one had a different style. I could not see well with two of them. I wanted to ignore that, but I felt I would need to drive, so I needed my vision properly.
Got the glasses I was able to see with them and one of the ladies told me I would look cooler if I wore the other glasses.

We went to a park. It was crowded so one of the ladies told me she knew a better place. We walk through some bushes and we got to a spot were I could see some brown towels to lay down and no people at all. One of the ladies layed down and went topless to get sunlight on her breasts. I got another towel and laid next to her. I felt awesome. In the between of us, there was a 9 years old girl who wanted to enjoy the sun as well. I spread cream on both ladies' backs.

The lady took a polaroid camera and took a picture of me. She was happy and having fun. I told her that we all could go on vacations together. I suggested some places like Port Aventura:







I told her that my boss owned some of this places, such as Sea World and the San Diego zoo.
The scenary changes again. I am in the entrance of this theme park. It was Port Aventura, but the entrance was different. I saw a bully inside with an angry face. He was the owner's son, so he could go for free. He was treating the staff without any respect. I wondered if he would get free food at the kiosks as well.

06.07.2010

Computer hacked. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

First dream of the night out of five dreams (three lucids)

I had a mind battle with a friend but I cannot recall entirely what happened or how it went. Both Game Admins (where I am Super Operator) were living in my house. They wanted me to enter a code somewhere in the computer to help out both of the Operators under my control, however, when I tried to do it, I had some issues with the computer.

My mom and dad were talking something about operations. I tried to take part into the conversation. My mom could not hear well so I repeated louder everything my dad said. My mom got angry and told me, "Why are you repeating everything? Shut up!"

I felt bothered and I went to the computer. I connected to the IRC without joining any channels. A friend started to manipulate my computer and told me over the IRC what he was doing. My computer rebooted alone and it started under a very old school Linux. I did not recognized it as mine. The mouse was moving alone and some icons were deleted. He opened my Open Office and started to do funny stuff.

I was in this hospital , and everyone was donating blood, this nurse asked me for who did i want to donate the blood. I said for the Metro zoo. Then this nurse took me and told me to follow her, her name was alicia and she was a brunnette. So i followed her all around the hospital, i was amazed of how big it was. then i remember being like in this open place with her and she told me something but i dont remember, then i was in the waiting room again, and there was this girl i think it was AW next to me, and she said that we can go do the blood doning if we had the mark in the left hand, and it was a smiley face in pen. So i went in and on the left there was this patient bed right next to the wall verticalley, and Steffen Barr1al was there in the patient robe thing ,and then he started to talk to me, then i went into this room with like 5 patient beds, and i remmeber that javi r0ke, g0nsa maneogotti, and danie meion was there, then i wanted to tell javi something but i said that i had to whisper it to him because i didnt want danie to hear. so then when i started to whisper i was always short of breath and i was very difficult to say it. And it was that when we were katinkad with victor , victor said that he wanted to do a blood sample for the metro zoo, and then we started to crack up!. Then i thought when will they do the blood thing for me, cause they never did it, but i alrready had the need in me, but it wasnt draining blood.

I was in an airport with my mom and brother, we where going on a trip to Hawaii. We got on the plane and took off. About halfway through, I glanced over at my brother, he was using a large computer to track where the plane was, I looked away.

I looked back after a few minutes, my brother had the computer upside down and he was taking something long, red and cylindrical out of the bottom of the computer. I started yelling at him for taking the airplanes computer apart, my mom, who was sitting in front of us, chimed in and took my side. He put the object back into the computer and put it back together. he left it alone for the rest of the trip.

we landed and went to the beach, it was crowded, but still fun. at one point I found a man in green swimming trunks about half the size of a baby, standing at the bottom of the water. thinking he might be drowning, I pulled him out of the water, but he just jumped out of my hands and sunk to the bottom of the water every time I tried to pick him up.

I got out of the water for a bit and looked for a vending machine, I saw one and went over to it. My mom was there and asked me to get something for her from the vending machine. she gave me a penny and a crusty gummy whistle to pay for the snacks. (I thought the gummy whistle was odd, but it didn't trigger a reality check).

I looked at the vending machine, I couldn't read anything, so I looked closer, I noticed everything on the machine was free! I couldn't figure out what I wanted though I told my mom that everything was free, and she came over and got something, I was still looking for something when I woke.

I dont remember the beginning of this one, but i will start where i do. it starts in a room, with wooden walls like a cabin. i dont have a body, just one of those movie camera things. theres bunk beds in the room, and there is a man leaning on one, his knees on the ground. he looks like a character from a show i used to watch called Avatar: the last airbender, he was the bad guy. for some reason his entire body is made of lava, or fire, something like that. there was a skeleton in front of him, i think it was his body. then another person, i didnt see him, started talking. he was talking about the man losing himself, like his soul or his being. then, after a memory gap, im back in my body running down a path. theres walls on either side of me, tan stone, and theres water under my feet, maybe a few inches deep. i run until i reach a sudden opening where theres water, an ocean i think. i dove into the water, it was unlike any water ive seen. it was the clearest water, a dark, sapphire blue. i didnt feel the water though, i think i was in third person while under the water. in front of me was a large multitude of ships, i jumped onto the nearest one. there were people on deck, i unleashed a dragon/thing on them, i have no idea what it was, or where i got it, but it took out all of the people, except for their captive. their captive was yet another character from the show, a woman. we jumped and swam as one toward the wall. looking at the wall, there was a slat of space in the wall where i jumped into the water, it ran all the way up the wall, which was enormus in height. we started to sink, the stone block i just happened to be carrying for some reason was dragging us down. i let go and we started to rise, i yelled to swim toward the surface. we got up safely and started heading down the narrow path again. i then had the urge to turn left, so i did, and went down a different path. a small memory gap later and im with two other people. the whole storyline has changed now, apparently im the avatar and im with the other three people in the story. we're in some sort of buillding, i think it is close to the narrow path i was following earlier. we're in a room, like a shower room i think. then, some people walk in, normal people, me and the other three are dressed like the people from the show. they all sit down and one of my friends says something about the war. then this guy, a black man with a gold watch, goes on with this speech about love and peace. then a bunch of bad guys from the show bust in and throw nets at us as we run away. as we run away, my vision turns to third person. we all fall to the ground and i use airbending to free myself of the rope netting. i think then i woke up.

There was some sort of starfish in my dream

I went to buy hooks to stick onto the wall to mount the clock in my room and in the shops there were these different hooks and they were all either too fancy for what I needed or of really low quality so I knew they wouldn't stick well enough to the wall and just fall down.
There was a woman who was watching me select and I think she was (breast?)feeding her child and she too had went to select some hooks like that. I think I talked to her for a while.

And then there was some car that drove around. It had my cousin EE in it. It also had a few other people, one was a tall, caucasian man in his late 20s and the car had something to do with language, especially tagalog.

It was going to go through some drive-through thingy and they thought that I needed to do something that I shouldn't, so said something like "Hey don't worry about it, it's all under control".

And that's all I remember, until someone rang and woke me up from my lovely sleep

Going back to sleep now!


Dream continued!

Tennis. Something to do with tennis. And my brother must've been there to.
I didn't write this part down, even though I should've, because I remembered it quite well, but now, as expected, I've forgotten, and I think, that this sentence has, too many commas.

Then I woke up and fell asleep again.


This part I remember more.

I was in the car with DM, and we had rented it. For some reason we stopped at a roundabout, one with two lanes and we were in the right lane, doing a U-turn. The car was on but it had a steering lock. We were in a hurry to go somewhere, and for some reason there was a traffic light governing the movement of the roundabout. I was like, "Hey hop in let's go!", so we did go inside but the traffic light turned green as soon as we got in and so we only had time to switch the engine on and not take off the steering lock. Luckily the steering had some threshold tolerance of turning so we were able to make it around the roundabout with some effort. We shifted in and out of lanes a bit so DM was like "hey we better pull over now" because the other drivers were getting annoyed and I went to pull over and it was a really sandy bit with grass and stuff but it was over these bricks so I thought it was okay and that we wouldn't get bogged. We pulled over and unlocked the steering and it was fine. We weren't bogged. Then DM proceeded to tell me about how the bricks actually make it MORE dangerous, and at this point it was something to do with this creature going up a mountain and we lived there.

There were a few plastic bags on the steps of the hiking trail. They were filled with rubbish and stuff so I was stuffing them into each other to move them out of the way so that the track was less polluted. DM asked me something about what I'd do if I lived up here in the mountain. I can't remember what I said back.

There was another part (I think before the car part) where we were going to go get a guitar game (similar to guitar hero) and I was going to verse his sister, LM, in it. We got it, and I think we also got fish and chips, and then we went back to his house and his mum and dad were meant to be there but I went to hug her and she wasn't there or something. There was this other strange woman there and she was fat and had a purple shirt and jeans and was some kind of house keeper but suddenly mum was there and annoyed at her because she was looking at videos of people from the Philippines and I can't remember what but she was just being rude in some way.

Another part where DM was using these big words (two in one sentence) and I also think he used a word similar to exemplifying, but it wasn't this; it meant to clarify the meaning of what one is saying. Maybe that's what that means? I don't know But anyway, he was teasing me that my vocabulary sucks, which it kinda does

Alright, and then there was another bit.

In the car again, with some aborigines this time. One of their families mothers was white, and this one was my mother-in-law (wtf). My brother said something that offended her. She seemed really posh, but nice. There were three cars of aborigines driving on the highway,

Some people were considering moving to Harvey, and they thought that it was near the coast. I told them that it wasn't, and that it took at least 30 minutes to get there from my house, which was pretty much on the coast. They were talking to a priest I think, and saying that they were going to move there for 12 weeks.

There was some game with some guy and we were fighting and i was tasering him and it wasn't very nice. This part was particularly violent, and involved BF. He was fighting against me and the guns he had were colourful I think.

I went out in public after losing the fight, I passed by some chick I knew, although I cannot remember who it was. And then there was this megastore sale which had moved from Bunbury to Perth and there was an outside bit where they were selling gloves and I really wanted some gloves but there were no nice ones. That posh woman was there, too, and she was with someone else. I think it was here that they were talking about moving to Harvey. Man my dream recollection is so unorganised.

"What are you, president of his fan club?"
"Hehehe... no. That would be your mother!"
~ Conversation between the Scout and the Spy, from Team Fortress 2's Meet the Spy

My friend Dylan loves FPS games. I also enjoy them, especially online multiplayer games like Team Fortress 2. Anyway, I was at Dylan's house playing his Xbox 360 together. I turned to him and asked him if I could borrow his The Orange Box video game set so I could get the games as well. He was reluctant at first, but then he gave in. Victory! Then, my mother came into Dylan's house and began to bicker with me about going home.

So close... soooo close...

My mother often badgers me to vacuum the house. However, I was not surprised that when I offered, she turned me down. It was a typical thing for her to do. Just to remind her how awesome I was, I mentioned that I took the family dog on walks for the past few days. Yeah, I'm such a good son.
Anyway, because it was the 4th of July, my mom told me to raise up an American flag. We don't have a flagpole at our house. I mentioned that we didn't have a flagpole, so I plugged in a plasma globe instead. Unfortunartely, there was too much power in the ball, so t looked all fuzzy like a purple fog appeared in the ball. So I unplugged and re-plugged in the ball, and it worked.

Plasma balls: Epic substitutes for American flags.