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Me and my family go to Taiwan for vacation. We were shopping and stuff, went to this street that looks kinda ghetto, but their stuff is suppose to be cheap. And I saw Chen shopping there too. So I said hi and bye, then I went to a restaurant with my family. Not really restaurant, more like hawker center. All of us got something from the guy selling 猪肠粉, but then we pay by card, he charged us $16.77 when it's only supposed to be less than $10. So we argued with him, and he said it's because we used card. So we're like, cancel this payment and we'll pay by cash, but instead he cancelled the payment and charged us for $27!!!! So we're really mad, and he said that's because I ordered something else, and that something else is what I told my mom I want but she said no. Anyway my dad refuses to sign the paper for the card, and he checked his bank acc and made sure nothing was withdrawn. We're still trying to convince the boss so that we pay cash in a lower amount, but he's acting creepy and not answering. Finally we decided to leave without paying, cause he's not responding to anything that we're saying. And then the boss looked up and say "you better be careful," probably was texting someone when he was looking down and acting weird just now. Anyway we got out from the restaurant and decided to split up, cause 6 of us together is too noticeable. So me and my brother went together through the middle road. And then we saw someone that's obviously from a gang and was looking for us. We hide behind a black curtain but there was nothing behind, instead we fall on a chair kinda thing, but bigger with a pole in the middle. Turned out it's a roller coaster kinda thing, bringing us underwater into a tank with lots of sharks!!! Could even feel when my back touched the back of a shark while holding the pole tightly... After the super scary roller coaster-- we can still breath and not wet at all, it brought us into the Mermaid's Lair (showed on a sign). The mermaid (look like Nami from LoL) is kinda pretty, but stupid. There was another guy in there already (kinda looked like Ezreal from LoL) and he said he's in love with the mermaid, which made her super happy, so she didn't really pay attention to us. To get out of the lair, you need to climb inside a cage which shots you out of the water later. The mermaid and Ezreal are saying goodbye so me and my brother quietly climbed into the cages, waiting for the mermaid to get us out of here (she doesn't really want us there), and then Ezreal realized that we are the people he's looking for (he's a gang member), he tricked the mermaid into giving him a power... but before he can use it on us, we were shot out of the water. After we got out of the water surface, we have to swim through a moat to really get out of there, but there's a lot of creepy creature in the water, and Ezreal caught up with us, and he can command those creatures. So we got back to where we came out, and saw a fat old man standing there... he was telling us how to not get affected by Ezreal's power, with our mind's power. Not sure how he said it, I didn't really get it in the dream either, so I just decided to ignore the fact that he has power, and I got back into the moat again. I was dodging all the creepy creatures (they're stupid) and was half way out when Ezreal got me. He put his hands on my back when I was swimming and use his power to freeze me. And I was like nooooooo but keep swimming anyway cause it takes time to freeze something.



And then I woke up

I was out travelling with family, on a vacation. We went to a beach and were staying in a hotel. It was fun, haven't seen my little cousins for a long time. And then a couple said that they found a submarine, and they're gonna try it out at night when nobody else is at the beach. So we went to sleep. At midnight, the wife came back, running very quickly and all her hair is messed up and she's nervous, talking about something that happened to her husband. So me and my dad followed her to see what's wrong. We went in the submarine and the wife was bringing us to the place to save her husband. And then we see this giant space ship at the bottom of the ocean floor that's super cool but look abandoned. Our submarine fit right on top of a platform thingy of the space ship, turned out the submarine was part of the space ship. We came out from the submarine, and then I saw the husband standing in the middle of what seems to be the control center, turned into gold. And then this alien came out... kinda look like the ones in terminator... and start chewing on the gold. So the wife was yelled and charged at him, but it's because he didn't leave gold for her! Something about she lured the person here and she should have more of the gold... and then we realized that she's not the real wife because there's another golden feet--half chewed--at the corner. But they're stupid and they keep fighting with each other, so we just quietly got back to the submarine and head back. Turned out the submarine can fly too, so we just pick up all of our family and leave...

This was a very long, somewhat strange, but overall cool dream.

The first thing I remember is that I was at a restaurant with some random person who was apparently my best friend. Anyways, it was then strange because a waiter then came and handed each of us a card that simply said 'Delta' on it. However, I had apparently been waiting for this moment, because I then let out a loud "WHOOHOO!" and immediately ran outside from joy.

In the dream, this card meant I had been accepted to Delta Force, and I would soon be getting some super duper awesome mission to go on. From here, I don't remember exactly how my mission was assigned to me (phone call, email, man in black, whatever) but I remember the mission being that my buddy and I had to arrest general Burnside (who was apparently back from the dead as the Civil War was over 100 years ago), due to his poor combat performance during the Civil War.

I remember then that I was all suited up to go and my buddy and I (in broad daylight for some reason, in a populated urban center) proceeded to 'sneak' up on his car. With M4's at the ready, we demanded his surrender, but he took off on us. We chased after him on foot, and I can remember that I told my friend to hold his fire, as there were civilians in the kill zone we did not want to hit.

We eventually cornered Burnside in a grocery store parking lot, and just as he was getting away in a stolen car, I managed to shoot out his tires with my pistol. I don't remember how events proceeded from there, but the next thing I remember is reading the newspaper and seeing the headline "General Burnside Still at Large, Wrong Prisoner Taken". I could not believe this news, as the man we had caught looked EXACTLY like Burnside. However, I then received info that intelligence had been incorrect, and Burnside had apparently changed appearance quite a bit since the Civil War

From there, I can't remember if the dream went on or not, but it was a very cool mission, and getting to be a member of Delta Force was very awesome. It felt SO BOSS when I was running around at top speed with all my gear chasing down the general.

I was using my self snoozing alarm and i in between sleep and awake, then i finally felt that WILD type deal and was then dreaming. I knew i was dreaming so i tried flying and it worked easily. I flew through a couple of walls and ceilings until i sank into semi-lucid state. I knew i was dreaming but was focused on flying instead of knowing that i can fly in the dream. I tried spinning but it was crazy feeling and i didn't remember anything after it.

Havent Lucid dreamt much but started just focusing my attention/intention along with positive imagery/speak seems to work so well and is very easy to do. Will keep going.

I'm in my bedroom with Josh D, and Ash R. Ash tells us a story about when he got electrocuted. He said he plugged in something without having the other thing connected to it. I think we were all having a laugh about it. I asked Josh if he had ever been electrocuted. He said he hadn't. I said it's pretty common thing to get electrocuted. He says Really??. I tell him my mother got electrocuted too,

I'm now standing near the end of the bed and I see the mouse on my computer table. The lead connected too it extending out towards me. Josh tells Ash that my parents hate the house we're living in. Ash says what's wrong with it and I tell him that they find it too big to clean, and that we only bought it because my grandmother had dementia and we looked after her.

I'm at a random house which is suppose to be my Uncle and Auntie B&R's house. I've moved in and living with them.

I'm at the table and I feel a touch from someone around my crouch area. I look under the table and that someone is playing footsies with me. I don't know who is doing it, but it's a turn on. I think it's someones mother that is doing it?[/B] [B]I think to myself, this is definitely flirting and I want to capsulize on it. I don't see anyone around so I pull my cock out of my pants and start to imagine her pulling me off. I'm full blown horny around this point. I look through a window and notice a man looking slightly to the side of me. He's wearing glasses, which makes it hard to tell if he was looking in my direction. I feel embarrassed that he probably caught me pulling. I now see another man looking through another window, staring right at me. He's also wearing glasses, which are aviators.

R&B are back from shopping. I head back outside and I see a massive pool which is filled with ducks and birds. I have food with me, and throw them pieces of carrot. The ducks go straight for the carrot but as they try it, they quickly spit it out. I see a duck which is bigger than a normal duck. It's looking a little deformed, as it's laying on its back, looking like it's doing a sit up. I knew about a turtle which was in the pool and I see it coming towards my way at a decent speed. It launches itself out of the pool not too far from me. It doesn't look like a turtle, it looks like a small similar to an elephant but deformed looking. I see loose skin drooping down from it's chin area. It walks towards me and throws me in the pool, taking me for a ride at high speeds. It doesn't take long to get to the other side of the pool. He drops me off beside the pool.

I'm back inside the house and I tell my brother and R&B about my experience in the pool.

Bruce asks me if I'm able to purchase another news paper each day, because he keeps forgetting to take it with him when he goes out, and want's one that stays in the car at all times. I tell him it's a waste of money and to try and remember to bring it with him. I start to think to myself, how much a paper is. I think it's over $2 but then remember it's like $1.80. I walk over to an oven where Rita is cooking something. Someone offers me some food, and I check the label for gluten. It's peanuts which don't have gluten in them, but this brand did.

I'm at a Safeway shopping center and a lady comes up to me and asks if I'll be much longer, cause the shops are about to close.

I see a back pack which isn't mine but I take it.

I've now realized that i lost my real back pack and try and find it.

I'm home now, and I feel gutted that I lost my bag again, which means I lose my wallet again! I look around my house with no luck. I'm searching through something and its my brothers ex girlfriends stuff. I see some kind of device which is like a vibrator. Dad thinks he finds my bag and points at it. It ends up being that bag I picked up earlier.

I walk back towards the shops and I see 2 cars. I see a piece of paper which has some stuff written on it. It's like a message board about lucid dreaming and people dare each other to complete something LD related.

I'm in a car with Josh D and we're driving somewhere during the day. I notice that the scene is very weird, as if its bugged. As Josh is driving, we loop through a glitch. I think to myself, wtf am I dreaming, and think it may be a dream. I get scared as Josh is driving blind through the glitch. Josh tells me Jessie James broke out of prison and is on the run. I think he was the reason why the scene was fucked up, by using a smoke appear through out the dream. Josh shows me a video of Jessie James. Its news about him getting out of prison.

Entry 2/2

I stay still for DEILD, although my leg feels uncomfortable.

DEILD: The very first moments are a bit vague, but the next thing I know, I am in what looks like the desert (I don't fully realize this yet, just acknowledge I am in). There are a number of DCs randomly walking around and I take some time to feel comfortable in the scene. I notice a jade colored large crystal in the sand, pick it up and remark how beautiful it is. There are more crystals now and in the midst of them I find the most amazing piece (fist size) I have ever seen. It has a variety of bright colors and really interesting structure.

The sun is shining brightly and the whole scene is super vivid too. As I keep staring at the crystal I get the feeling that it is about to change, so move my eyes away. There is a DC guy nearby and I comment on the beauty of the crystal, then look at my hand again. I am now holding several pieces of smaller gemstones, deep colors of blue and green. I address the DC and ask him for advice. I really wish I could take those gemstones with me, can he tell me how to do that. I clasp my fist as tightly as possible to hold on to the crystals.

I look around and examine the surroundings. I remember I wanted to do TOTY and briefly wonder if there might be something suitable here. The sky is deep blue, the sun is shining and there is sand in every direction. Finally, it dawns on me that the Egypt task could fit here (although I haven't reviewed it in a while). I think about the pyramids and get the pyramids plus sphinx complex but very far in the distance. It's more like a single clearly distinguishable pyramid and the sphinx in front of it. Anyways, I think it's too far so decide to get another sphinx somewhere nearby. I do my looking for object subcon summon - look from left to right with a bit less focus, scanning the surroundings and expecting to spot the desired object (quite similar to looking for something lost at home).

My mind begins to make the scene more Egyptian now. A few palms appear in the distance, (I only notice them vaguely), Egyptian statues and a number of small sphinx-like statues. One catches my attention (it's one of those winged sphinxes) and I decide that will be it. Part of it is missing. I briefly remember about the nose. Then I see a light beige to albino lion, very beautiful but kind of scary. I am thinking it looks less friendlier than tigers. I try to ignore it and get on the sphinx statue which is about the size of a pony. In the meantime, I notice that I am still holding my fist tight and continue to do so. The lion comes closer and I try to start the sphinx statue to move (forgetting about the nose), but instead it only rocks back and forth like those spring rockers for a while, then the dream fades.

I try to DEILD once again, but the same leg position is terribly uncomfortable now. My fist is tightly clenched and I slowly open it, with the childish hope that I was able to bring those beautiful crystals back with me.

Note: I often tell Marvolo that I hate him in real life. I don't, of course--I consider him a friend, after all! He knows that I'm only joking with him. For your benefit, I say that I hate him because he hates dark soft drinks, chocolate, and Lucky Charms cereal.

I am in one of my classes at my current school, but the layout of the classroom was that of one of my old ones. The counselor comes to the door and says that all of the Driver's Ed kids need to report to a certain place so that we can be tested on what we remember from the manual. I'm somewhat nervous--I know that there is a lot that I can't remember--but I believe that I will be alright. I briefly wonder if the other students will be, too.

In the testing area, I'm with a few of my friends. I tell Marvolo that I hate him. "I know to expect that you hate me because you always hate me!"

We end up in the cafeteria line. I'm wanting some white milk and so I grab a pink carton that simply reads "MILK" on one side and has two lids: one on the top and one on the bottom. This is normal but frustrating, because I can't sit down the carton on my tray.

There is a group of children behind me that look to be fifth grade/sixth grade age. Knowing full well that I am not in any sort of costume, I say, "Hey kids! I'm the Easter Bunny!" Unsurprisingly, they don't believe me.

Entry 1/2

Pre bed: 3mg mel, wbtb: 1/2 latte

DILD+: I've got the impression that I deilded two times after dream fade, got into the same place with the first deild, but my memory is really messed up, so putting this as one ld.

I am on the porch of this place the way it used to look years ago. I am staring ahead of me, as if trying to figure out if I am in the dream. I confirm it feels like a dream, then turn around to go towards the yard, but the porch is very high and there is a steep slope just below it, so not very convenient for a jump. I decide to take the stairs and go down one level. Notice some details of the house and get a mix of memories that seem to change the place. I am now on the lower level of the yard and see a very long truck that carries some sort of long metal wires. Random thoughts arise about there being a construction site in the proximity and how they have ruined the place and I almost lose lucidity.

Ignoring the truck, I continue on my way, this time trying to climb to the upper level of the yard using some sort of a morphing ladder. This time, I decide to experiment and see if I can stretch my hands like Mr. Fantastic as I am holding on to the ladder or whatever it is now. My hands stretch somewhat, but it is the ladder thing that stretches the most. The whole thing becomes a flexible rubbery substance that is being dragged down like a curtain, as I clench onto it.

Still hanging in the air, holding on to it, the next idea that comes to my mind is that I actually want to climb it like a cat (i.e. with claws) or even better, why not make the surface of my fingers just stick to the ladder. I am midair holding myself by clawing on the surface of the ex-ladder, trying to smoothly let go and just allow my fingers to stick to the surface, but feel that I am about to fall. Then, subconsciously apply some sort of mini- vacuum effect with my fingers, that makes the ladder stick to my fingertips. There is a thin indigo energy layer around and behind my fingers as I look at them.

I finally climb to the upper level. There is some sort of long white board on which I decide to do random acrobatic tricks I can't exactly recall in detail. Then I remember reading on DV that someone used a certain tech to fly and decide to try it out. It consists of putting your hands on the ground and launching yourself by applying pressure to it (Man of Steel). I try to do that and feel some pressure, but can't take off.

I turn around and acknowledge the greenery which reminds me it may be good for the Wall of China. I look around, thinking about the wall, but only get a couple of Asian/Buddhist statues made of ebony among the trees ahead of me. Maybe I need a little bit of motivation for the task, so I start singing a Chinese tune to help me out. It echoes loudly around me, but the dream slowly fades.

BG Info:When I say "lucid" in my dream, I meant "to have control of my dream". Blue, bold text symbolizes the part of my dream that I was lucid, green symbolizes weak-lucidity, and normal text symbolizes normal dreaming.
Dream Start-
I started off in the Cafe (A, located in the "C" building) in my high school building. I attempted to sit at a table of mostly girls, one being Taylor, a student in my Spanish class. There appeared to be no more seats available, as Taylor had been sitting in a chair, as opposed to the booth, so I decided to grab a chair and sit on the left of Taylor, which had little room. She then told me to move to her right instead, and I did. I sat back in my seat, and immediately was teleported to the "A" building of the school, and I trying not to be late for my history class. I ran outside through one of the side exits, to what seemed as a fire drill inprogress. I then began to run to the
"C" building. Once I reached a side entrance, some students said to me, "You're going to be late." Upon hearing their statements, I became worried. I teleported in front of the school (in a parking lot with two restaurants; Applebee's being one). I began to remember my danger of being late to my history class, and I hear my history teacher's voice, seemingly coming from the Applebee's. I ran into the restaurant, dodging through the normal obstacles, and my teacher's voice became louder. I made my way out, after reaching the center, and teleported inside the school bus I usually ride. I was sitting towards the back, which was unusual. I heard two girls conversating about Taylor, but I can't remember what it was about. I looked at the girl in front of me, who was Michelle (girl I used to like), and I jokingly said to her "Nooo, I will [save?] you, Taylor!" They began laughing, and I sat back and "knew" they had disappeared. I stood up, and realized that I was dreaming, and I said, pointing to a window a few seats away from me, "This is a dream! See; watch!" I then thought to myself "I should become lucid." And I started to envision the window and frame cracking. It did nothing. I then looked outside, to my right, and imagined the street/asphalt lifting and cracking, but to no avail. I said to myself, "If this is not a dream, how did I get here?" I couldn't remember, and gave up. I saw and heard Brandon (a student; senior) talking with someone about movies, which he had with him (DVDs). As the bus turned a corner, Jovanni (my friend) came into view behind us, and I heard him say, in funny voice, "....the bus, yoooooou..." I laughed, and teleported to a store, in front of candy. I seemed to be looking for chocolate, M&M-looking candy. I squatted and found an unlabeled bag of it, and squeezed one of the candies, and said to myself "Not the right one." I stood up and looked at an employe, who was wearing a blues shirt and black pants. I then teleported to another part of the store, and found more candy.
Dream End.

For some reason, I was Andy Bernard from The Office and my friend Loge and my other friend Kristopher were out in the waiting room for my office. I had on a nice vest and a bow tie. So did Loge. Kris did not. I got kind of offended and went out and jokingly, yet seriously said "Hey! I thought this was bow-tie casual?" And they laughed and I said "Sike, I'm kidding. You don't have to wear it... but you do have to wear the vest." I began laughing and woke up.

I was at this very stupid family party. My uncle asked me to give everyone a plate, so I helped him. When I was done, everyone started getting up, ready to leave.

It was pretty chaotic, everyone was running, as if something had happened (it hadn't). I pushed lots of people, who were NOT my family, until I saw my parents.

My dad was calm and smiling, despite the fact that people were all in panic around him. He saw me and waved. I ran to him and he smiled more.

He gave me the key to a car. It's one of those keys that you press a little button and the thing you use to start the car comes out.

For some reason, I thought "I hate how those things never work in dreams." and pressed the little button... The thing didn't come out and I was all DREAM!!!

Suddenly, I was still where I was, leaving my uncle's place, at the corridor, right in front of the main door, but there was nobody around. I thought "okay tasks what do I have to do I have tasks" and then I, for some reason, thought that my three step tasks starts with flying (it doesn't).

I jumped up a little and flew around the corridor. I had been afraid I wouldn't be able to do it, last time it didn't work too well, but YAY FLYING!!!

I landed and asked myself what I had to do. I then realised I had to summon DragonMaster21. I pointed my hands to the air, as if I were a magician, and thought of a drawing of a dragon I posted on my workbook. The dragon appeared, smiled at me and I smiled back, surprised that it actually worked... so I woke up.

Oh, and I have two fragments. First, I was at this apartment, and a girl was helping me with some tech stuff. We were flirting. Second, I was in my bedroom, a cousin of mine was on my bed. She fell on the floor and my dog started licking her face.
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Two more fragments.

First: I was trying to get a pill for lucid dreaming that was inside a bag. I was told I wasn't allowed to have it cause I had already had a lucid dream today, so I told them I'd send it to DragonMaster21.

Second: in real life, today I woke up, wrote down my dreams, got up and went to my parents' bedroom. Our maid had cleaned up their room already, so I had to get out of mine so that she could clean it too. In my dream, I was in my parents' bedroom and the maid was telling me that I had left my room too late, and that she'd only clean it tomorrow.

In waking life, everything has been pretty crappy. My father just had a surgery to have a bone spur or some such nonsense taken out, and has been causing a lot of problems for the rest of our family. He blew his stack three times yesterday, twice at me and once at my mom. So... Lot of stress dragging down my already pretty crappy recall.


10/27/2013: Nonlucid Waterbending
I can remember the night before last was an interesting dream. I can't remember the exact order of events, but I believe it started out with me at the school cafeteria. I was sitting, chatting with some acquaintances when I noticed I was quite thirsty.
I went up to the school lunch counter and purchased a bottle of some sort of fruit punch. I opened the bottle and chugged it down before I could even get back to my table. But I was still really thirsty, and was thinking about turning around and buying more. Also, the fruit punch was very sweet. (I have noticed that dream-food is very good)
But some dream character approached me and filled up the bottle with some magical power. It basically caused more fruit punch to bubble up out of the bottom and fill the bottle again. The dream character then told me to drink more slowly if I wanted to have the "full effect".
I obeyed and went back to my table. I started to drink the punch in little sips, but it was hard to show restraint when I was so thirsty.

The dream kindof jump-cut to my bedroom. I can remember it being dark. And one of the interesting things was that I reality checked and figured that I actually was in my room. (STOOPID)
So anyways, I was experimenting with some kind of power that was in fact very similar to the waterbending from TLA series. But it seemed very weak, and I could only control a tiny string of water, about half a inch around and maybe a foot long. I tried to control bigger bodies of water, but to no avail.
I also know that this was connected to the first portion of the dream. The fruit punch I drank may have been some kind of potion to give me the powers, or maybe it was the blurry dream character that had something to do with it.
I manipulated the water for quite awhile, trying to move it faster and move more of it, but my ability didn't seem to be improving much. I decided that (since I had been playing with this ability, my whole room was wet.) I decided to pick up all of the water using my powers and move it back to a large cup on my desk.
I began doing so, cleaning up all of the spills and such one at a time. I don't believe I finished before I woke up.

10/28/2013: Chocolate Crazy!
I was at school again, and there was some kind of fundraiser or bake sale or... I don't know for sure, but the point was, there was this stand that was giving out free chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate to all of the students.
I went up to their stand and took a cookie and a small cup of cocoa. Also, these were very large cookies, maybe six inches across. They were delicious. I got about two thirds done with the one I had, and asked if I could take another one. One of the boys running the stand (there were two) told me that I was allowed to take as much as I wanted so long as I finished what I had first.
I obeyed, and then took another cookie and cup of cocoa, ate and drank that too. I was about to take my third helping when the bell rang and I had to go to class. But the stand was right outside the class I had to be in, and I wanted more food, so I grabbed my third helping and went into class.
After I ate my third helping I was actually feeling a little sick. But for some reason, I was still inclined to get more food from these people, so I stepped out of the classroom and took another cookie only to notice that the center of the cookie was all chocolate chips.
The boys running the stand told me that they had plenty of chocolate chips, but were running out of dough to bake the cookies. Apparently they had a small oven with them under the stand. I woke up.

We somehow managed to get it into a cage and put it outside in the rain.
We were trying to starve it to death and just get rid of it as soon as possible.
But i felt sorry for him because I don't want to starve anything to death, except for spiders.
I cut a slice of meat and took it outside to feed it.
When I came outside, it saw me and started growling at me very angrily like just growling very scary at me.
But, when I showed it the meat, it just quieted down and sat there waiting for the meat.
I gave it the meat very carefully because I didn't want to get bit again,
It just sucked the meat right down its mouth and I just woke up.