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Talking to someone about comedy, they had never heard of Noises off or Gary Shandling's The larry Sanders Show. I want to educate them but the more they don't know, the more astonished i become

Two guns and three people, no body can trust anyone else. There's a woman with sholder length reddish brown hair and a dark blue 80's pantsuit with sholder pads and a male FBI agent is a black suit . Sometimes I have the gun, Sometimes They have the gun.

So this dream was kinda weird and it had some parts to it but I'm just gonna describe the parts that I remember.

I was at Priest lake by a boat launch. My dad and a few other people are here. We decide to go on a hike around the lake. As we were hiking I remember having to go over a hill and as I did it I almost fell into the water because my shoes had now grip. We then came to another weird hill (it was like 5 feet tall and like 8 feet long). So my dad and his friends went over it and then I was coming over it and then I started slipping. I was starting to fall off but then I grabbed the side of it, I then swung myslef out onto these handles and then swung onto the trail.

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Alright, so the school was having a field trip to Ottawa (i don't know why, we were terrible on the last one ). my friend Danskunk was in charge. However, at a pit stop, they knowingly left without me . Also, I hanged out with a teacher that I had (in the dream) known for a while (and I am 90% sure that it was Walter White from Breaking Bad, now). and when I finally got to Ottawa, I saw The Land Before time and described it as a "blast from the bast". I then carved a statue of my teacher into the headboard .




This entire dream was the love child of a crapload of caffiene and a full day-long imgur binge. I quite vividly remember seeing nearly all of these in an image at one point or another yesterday

Dream - Lucid

I remember being in some sort of class where we learned Chinese. I feel like there were more classes like this around the building we were in. I think we were in a school of some sort. We had to take the the Chinese class for some reason.

There was more to this part of the dream, but I can't remember any details right now. I remember there being water in there somewhere, it may have been a pool, I'm not quite sure.

Then, I remember writing stuff down, and re-reading it to myself. I couldn't read it, it kept changing! Well, that can only mean one thing. I counted my fingers, and there were 6 on both hands. My suspicious were confirmed. I'm dreaming! I walked around for a little bit, then decided to fly. "Gravity" tried to hold me down, but I wouldn't let it.

Then, I woke up. Or so I thought. I got up and felt kind of funny. I counted my fingers. 6 on the left, 8 on the right. Totally dreaming again.

This happened about 4 or 5 more times. In between the false awakenings, I felt the familiar buzz of sleep paralysis in my head and saw the familiar blackness and HI. One time, I tried to "roll out" of my body. I felt myself tumbling over and over myself slowly and smoothly, until I could see. I saw part of my room and got out of bed. I kept hearing my mom downstairs, so it kept making me think that I was going to wake up; that's what triggered all of these FA's.

I remember 3 dreams from last night
These dreams are non lucid

My friend Brad called me. He asks me if I want to hang out with him and some other friends. So I go. I don't remember how I got there but I did. On the way there my other friend texts me which is odd since I don't have a phone. The message is about Lucid Dreaming. I don't know if I responded to him though. (And how he knew about LD's I don't know.) I get to my friends house. After a while there(don't recall events) I ask him if I could use his phone. My voice is slow and sounds like I was crying. He asks me if I'm crying. I tell him I'm nit but I'm just tired. (someone in my family asked me this question yesterday and my answer was the same thing basically) I don't remember the phone call. So I put the phone down and realize something odd. He was a water pump thing in his house. (the thing you connect a hose to) then my friend who texted me showed up at brad's house. He asks me questions about LDing again. Then we started to leave. We were walking with a group. We didn't know anyone in the group. But the girls started talking about one of their ex's. Turns out he was there though. As we come to a turn in the road my friend started to turn. I said "why do you want to go that way? Come this way." he agreed which is odd of him and walked with me. Then there was another group of kids. We actually knew someone in this group. She looked at us oddly. Maybe she recognized us and was trying to remember us.

Dream number two: me and my friend Chris are in a forest. He is lost. I am flying above it shouting his name trying to find him. He finally responds after a while. I swoop down and see him trapped under a spider web. I became fidgety since I went through the tree. All of a sudden a spider twice the size of his face emerges.I don't remember if I saved him or not. But I do remember hearing this woman's voice complaining about the rail roads location. (The voice sounded like Jo from the office. The boss of the company that bought dunder mifflin.)

dream no.3
I am looking for my sister after school to see how she wants to go home. I look around the parking lot. She isn't there. I look on the bus, she isn't there. But I decide to stay on the bus. Everyone is so chilled out instead of being obnoxious. Like they usually are. Everything was peaceful.

I had many opportunities to go lucid last night but I couldn't.

So, I had this dream.. I forgot what night but a few nights away, when I had my latest lucid dream but afterwards. I cannot fully remember my dream in detail because I didn’t write it straight away.

I remember my family took me to a camp and at this camp we had loads of fun eating junk food every night, I met up with family and friends and we all hung out and had loads of fun. On the last night of the camp I went to order some pizza but the they weren’t taking orders anymore, this kiwi chick then came out and we started talking, I wanted to see if she’d make me a pizza because I was hungry and the food my family bought; I didn’t like that food so, they didn’t even bother to order the food I liked which pissed me off (I was telling the kiwi chick this) so she was kind enough to make me some pizza. I then sat down with my friends and cousins around a camp fire but this camp fire was real small and there was also a small Tv next to the fire, we watched this scary movie so we we were all freaked out afterwards but to calm ourselves down we decided to talk to each ether but we were interrupted when this black chick came towards us.

My friend on the left side of me suddenly said ‘I don’t like you’ so this chick turned around and gave my friend a dirty look to which he then said ‘Cause of the color of your skin’ (My friend got bad death glares from the other chicks around the place we were at). This girl walked off but a kiwi chick said ‘You’ll regret this, we’ll curse you now, were witches’. All my friends laughed but I didn’t because I was scared. So, it skipped to where we all went to bed and then I woke up in the middle of the night, needing to go to the toilet. I was scared shitless because it was dark, I was hearing weird noises/seeing shadows and I didn’t forget what those chicks had said. After finishing in the toilet I was washing my hands, telling myself it was all alright, I then went back down the hallway and all of a sudden, those chicks appeared and they had a Ouija board, they summoned a spirit but hadn’t noticed the spirit came forward and came towards me. I then ran down the hallway and I was grabbed by an invisible force which held me back tightly, I screamed out to my friends to help me, I also wanted to wake them up so they could run but I also added ‘Some ones using the Ouija board’.. Then, a lady I know, Libby suddenly came walking towards me and I yelled ‘I’m trapped, somethings got me’ and then she ran away from me while I was trying to escape. Sadly after that I cannot remember much but they must have just made the spirit let me go. After that the sun suddenly came out and everyone left.

Weird odd dream.. There was more detail but I cannot remember it.

I have no clue what I dreamt but despite ongoing challenges in performance at my job( I excel but to no avail with my department) I had a dream that forshadows otherwise(at least from the dreams perspective). I distinctly remember that my career and job are going to go very well. I have no idea what the dream was tho. This is the second of this dream type.

6/30/11

I believe I was in an area that was my bedroom, but then it turned into a Bold and Beautiful scenario with Brooke and Ridge talking to each other, and they’re having their typical “You slept with someone else…..WAH…but I’m STILL GOING TO FORGIVE YOU” talks. But then I think Brooke or Ridge said that “You’re nasty” to one another, and one of them replied, “Yes I am nasty.” And you see Ridge's face for a while Brooke walks away. Then I go to this door and see these two people, they’re fairly old. I think I was leaving the store. It’s dark outside and I walk out to see this guy walk the opposite way I’m going (I’m going right). He’s has a familiar facade, then I recall that it’s one of my father’s friends named Raoul. He told me my father was fixing on his vehicle because he was tired of worrying that people would think he’s doing gambling? That didn’t make sense at all (I still can’t do a reality check, I’m just being guided by these dreams :/ )

Then I had another dream that it was daylight and I was riding on something, and riding FAST. I think it was a pimped-out bicycle or something . I just kept riding, but I didn’t feel anything though, just sight was the most prominent sense. Then suddenly this lady that sounded like Mia from Channel 39 News was in front of me. I was fairly close to her, and I believe I decided to race with her. She was in the lead most of the time, and the scene (even though it was too fast) was one of those roads with the large trees and long and curvy roads with a long length of grass in the middle separating the two roads. I got off the road a few times, but it was only on the piece of road that was used if you had to park immediately for some situation. However I just kept going on and off these things while speeding with this woman.

I only saw the back of her head the whole time, and I think I was getting desperate on winning this random race. Then we were reaching the final point, it was this insanely curvy road making a tight U-shaped composition that led down to a fairly deep slope to some near some building. I was hand braking (ON A BICYCLE LOL) like a boss, then I saw some two kids on their bicycle riding with their helmets on. And they’re blonde as well, like most of the people I meet or hair in my dreams. I didn’t want to lose, so I took the initiative to just cheat and not take the U-turn (even though I already attempted it already). Then everything went out of control for a while, and as I’m going down this slope. I feel myself being elevated VERY quickly.

The reason being is that I reached that epoch during the final point of the slope, and suddenly I see this black skateboard come towards me (because I probably tried to stop really fast) and I could see it come closer and closer and closer then boom I’m off. I don’t experience the pain, but I suddenly become a spectator of seeing that same blond child riding the bicycle taking the blow from the black skateboard (he ended up riding it instead of me). It all felt too sudden; could this be me doing astral projection?

Slept from 4am to 11:30am - Didn´te remember any dream
I I took another sleep, and this was too short (11:30AM to 12:30AM) - In just 1 hour for sleep when i wake up i remembered what i´ve dreamed.

Dream: I was with my friends ( about 5 in that moment ) walking on street and suddenly all wanted to break into a home. The area were full of gangsters. So i went to a home with them (suddenly they had guns on their hands ), and we entered like in the movies. When I came to me, i was alone in the house so i run away, by the way i find one of my friends and we were just about to exit the area, 4 gangsters showed up in front of us. In the begining seemed that they just were kidding with us, but i realized that they want us to give them all we had. So i run away, i with sucess i escape ( i don´t know if my friend stay there but i hope he could escape). And i say this because they were behind me trying to catch me. So i went to my aunt´s house ( my sister was there and my aunt ). I told them to take everything they had and to run away. And it was what we did. Like the apocalypse was about to happen
After that i just remember of being in the top of a building with my aunt want with 2 gangsters that tried to steal me and my friends. THey were trapped in 2 tubes of glass. They beg to not to kill them. So I grabbed one of the tubes ( hell yeah, i was strong ) and sent it away. I did the same to the another. After this i woke up and remember all of this.

Like i said in the another post dream, since i noined the forum i have more detailed dreams and my recall is getting better and better. But i like i said too, i just remembered my dreams when i wake up and when i fall asleep again.

I was in a huge sewer. One part sloped upwards and was filled with pepperoni pizzas and beach balls. I saw my mom. She asked if I wanted to play catch. Oh, not with the beach balls, with the pizzas. After a while I said I needed to go, because I had to collect the pizzas for something my mom got really mad, saying the only reason I played pizza catch was so that I could take the pizzas after.

First, I went camping with some anime characters. On the final day, bears attacked our grand tent with tents in it. The bears threw our tent against a wall and killed everyone but me and some pink haired girl. We escaped the forest and I found my mom with my sister. My sister took me to an office building.
After I gained awareness, I was in the office building with my sister in the room. I got surprised and almost lost stabilization, but reminded myself to calm down and sat in the chair. The screens displayed attractive women. A woman walked in the room, and I decided to ‘do things’ with her. I watched as Pokey got chased on his bouncy ball by British knights. Afterwards, I spoke to the commander, who wasn’t happy about the state of things in the army. I got tired of his talk, created a water tornado and wiped out the whole army. Afterwards, I entered Erik’s house and talked to his sister about what I had been doing. I left with Nicholas and Erik and told them that I was in a lucid dream, and that I could do anything. As the collected Shine Sprites and spoke about how this city was like a Mario game, I created a Chibaku Tensei to show them my power. It made a huge orb of water and rubble in the sky that landed on the town and flooded the place. Soon afterwards, I left.

In the beginning, I was on a street in Knoxville. I could walk around in an almost railed fashion, and talk to random people. Two people I knew were holding a baby for some reason. Afterwards, I lived in an apartment somewhere in Knoxville with a strange woman in her twenties or so. I was also in my twenties. We lived in the same room, and just as I was about to ask her some questions about who she was, the dream ended. My parents also lived in the apartment with me.

Nicholas and I were in a tree house, talking about random things when I stated that I was hungry. We proceeded to ride a two seated bicycle to a McDonald’s pickup window, where he picked up a bag with a burger and fries. He gave it to me and we entered the store. I met my mom, Andre and Adam there. When I left, I walked by where some guy was trying to campaign for office.

I was speaking to ‘the kid across the street’ about why his game wasn’t working.
“Because I don’t know how to sprite,” he jumped.
I showed him how to do the code in order for his map to show up. For some reason, all of the files on his computer were vulgar movie clips. His mother walked in the room and we closed the window.

(from a few nights ago. My mind can not handle the idea of not having work, or homework....)

I wake up and realize that I forgot I was a tutor for 3 weeks and have not been going to work. (new job stress?) No one has tried to contact me, no one has notified me, it must be a test of my dedication...
After a bunch of panicking I decide to go anyway and face whatever consequences their might be. I go and end up sitting in the back of the class and suffering through a horrible class. The kids are obnoxious, and someone I knew in high school Kevin C. is there making as much noise as he did in high school - _ - ug!

I control my emotions and as the class is leaving I say good bye and grab my stuff to go. The teacher who is a teacher I had last quarter Marc S. stops me and says "wait, we still need to paint!" I realize the room is unpainted wood, drywall and other materials. I run to get paint and a roller and find one in what looks like a large storage facility within the same building. I grab the roller and roll it throughly through the white paint in the paint tray. I lift it out and hold my hand under neath to keep it from dripping on the floor and quickly make my way back to the class room. I pick a wall to start on, and begin painting it. But the painter in the roller does not even have enough paint to make one go from the roof to the floor. I am astounded. I know full well how much of the wall it should have covered (too much time as a maintenance worker irl). I also realized that I should have brought the paint with me. (stress dream or no, these things are a given XD lol)

I go back to get it and run into someone I know Angela A. There are suddenly people making chocolate on a conveyer belt of some kind in the storage facility. She says "uh, chocolate! It is so bad for you." I turn to her and say "Except for you know, the bitter, actually healthy chocolate with not added sugars and stuff." She takes a moment to ponder the thought and then says in an extremely snobby way "mmmm...no! Chocolate is bad for you, if you read the nutrition info on the back you would know that." I go awol on her saying that she can be a douche all she wants but there is chocolate that IS healthy for you. She says "whatever" and walks away. I get the paint and bring it to the class.

I work until "class" is over, and decide to get further into the project during my maintenance shift. I go (dressed in cliche painting clothes) and get much further. It was like painting during a painting shift was somehow more effective. The teacher sees me and asks what I am doing. I tell him that I am continuing painting since I work here and all. He takes the roller from me and says that he now needs to re-do it. I am confused why painting at a different time makes the paint job somehow inadequate. He starts painting when I wake up.