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Date: 12/7/11
Lucid
Non-lucid
HOW THE HELL COULD I BE SO STUPID?!?!!?!?

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I was attempting a WBTB and used pain as an anchor to keep me conscious while I fell asleep. I was also sort of using the noise from my air purifier.
I woke up in my bed and I was lying in a different position from what I had slept in so that I wasn't feeling any pain. I decided that it didn't matter and I would just use the noise from my air purifier as an anchor because I could still hear that. I was trying to work out how I had moved and decided that I must have drifted unconscious for a moment in my WBTB. The thought that I was having an FA didn't even occur to me.
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I was attempting a WBTB. I was using a baby doll in a small plastic bathtub as my anchor. (Don't ask me how that was supposed to work). It's eyes closed and so did it's nose as I began to drift off to sleep. I accidentally bumped it though and it's eyes opened again. That annoyed me and I tried to close them again but I couldn't get it to work.
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I know there was more to the beginning of this dream but I just can't remember it.
I was hanging up some clothes on a clothes line under some rocks by the sea. My mum and sister were there. My sister commented on how lucky I was with the present Nanny had given me. I then remembered that I had left it back on some rocks. I ran back to get it and the tide was already so high and strong. As I walked through the tunnel, the water reached my chest. When I came out of the tunnel to where my toy was, I had to grab on to a rock to keep from being swept out to sea.

I tried to call my mum but she couldn't hear me over the sound of the waves. Then I looked behind me and saw a group of men standing on the edge of a cliff (somehow not being swept away by the water). Apparently they had been sent to rescue a boy on a tricycle but they had been too late. They were about to leave when one of the guys spotted me. "Help!" I screamed. Eventually they came. I grabbed my toy and they talk me back through all the water.

They took me through a building. It looked like a jail but it was apparently where all the hospital patients that needed painkillers were kept. I looked into one room where the water was beginning to get higher and saw a black man crying for help. I ran in and made the guys who had rescued me help him. They also ducked into another room and told someone in it to get out. When we came out of the building they told a hospital doctor the only one left in there was a blond bimbo who needed painkillers.

They then left and my Dad arrived. The black man said quickly "She saved my life."
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I was on a road trip with my dad and his friend. We were among a big group of people outside watching something. I went to go find somewhere to get a drink. Because it was winter, most of the cold drink places were closed. Eventually I found one that was open, a group of girls were in front of me though, ordering a lot of stuff. Eventually when it was my turn to order I couldn't decide what to have. I remembered that my dad and friend had both been drinking so much tantrum. I wasn't sure what to have, they had frappes, cocktails and ginger ale.
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I was a guy and my dad was driving me in a car. I had to tell him where I wanted to go. I went to this really hot girls house. Then suddenly it was my birthday and I decided I wanted to go to her house again. I told my brother and he and his friends turned me into a bouncy ball and bounced me around for a while. Then they gave me high-fives and let me go.

I hopped in the car with my dad and just as we were reversing up the street that turned onto her street, a really big, buff guy went up towards her house. I told my dad to stop. I waited about five minutes after the guy had gone in (I turned back into a girl in that time) I went in after him. I was one of those suck-up students that did all the teacher's dirty work. I held a big 'D' sign in my hand and after I went past the front desk, into her house I saw her mum. I told her mum how the girl had gotten a D in every subject and because of that she was expected to help out with preparations for prom.

The girl then came out and said "Whatever." She had long, blonde curly hair and brown eyes. Suddenly I wasn't there anymore and I was watching in first person. She had wanted to perm her hair again but her friend had messed up and somehow she ended up with foils. She unfoiled her hair (after getting mad at her friend) and it was a chocolate brown colour. "I like it better on you this way," her mum said. The girl didn't seem to mind it being brown too much.

Later, I watched her make a video about drugs being bad that she was required to do for prom. She videoed everyone in her family. Then, just before prom started she handed the video in. After the headmistress had watched it, the girl's family had to come in (and me too) and watch it. They said it was amazing. She had videoed them and made it extremely casual but effective.

At prom, I turned back into a guy. I was behind a screen and the girl saw me. "What are you dressed as - a dork?" she asked. "No," I said, "I'm an Italian Armati racecar driver." Then I hopped into my racecar and joined the car race that was going on in the centre of prom.
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My Nanny sent me over to go to gull cottage. She gave me the key and I stuck it in the door. Gull cottage had a wooden door and it was an old fashioned key. I walked in and found my mum, auntie and the rest of my family (except my dad) eating dinner. I almost smiled and said "You look like one big happy family," but then decided it wasn't appropriate. While we were eating my auntie lent over to my mum and said "I have something to tell you but I'm not sure it's appropriate since Laura's here." My mum waved it off and said, "Go ahead."

"Well - Claire stole my rubix cube." I blushed remember I had. "How do you know that?" I asked. She pulled out the rubix cube and tried to turn it but it was too stiff. "Only Claire's does that." I acted innocent, like I had unintentionally switched them because they looked exactly the same and ran off to find mine. I couldn't find it though.

Here is what I can remember about my dream on saturday night, it was quite vivid....non-lucid though

I was at a house (it switched from my own house from my child hood and a house in the woods throughout my dream) We were having a house party with a bunch of people and people I knew (like my brother and roommates) were there. We had very loud music playing and things were going well when I noticed that part of the forest/woods that the house was surrounded by was caught on fire. I began to panic fearing for the house and the lives of those inside, so I began to dial 911 to get some fire fighters out there in time so the house wouldn't burn down. I was getting upset because no one would turn down the music so I could call 911. I kept asking them to turn the music off and tried myself but they would just turn the music up once I turned it down. I kept getting so frustrated to the point of tears because no one was taking the situation seriously. The fire was also acting very odd, when I would try and call the fire department the fire would subside, almost like it knew what I was doing and wanted to even get me in trouble and act like there really was no fire. But of course once I hung up the phone the fire would rage on through out the forest....the dream shifts and my concern is no longer for the fire but for the fact that I couldn't find my laptop (I felt like I had to look up something or something to do online) and I needed it right away. My dad told me that he thought he saw it upstairs in the room that he never used (in real life he doesn't use the master bed room at all). I didn't want to go upstairs because throughout my child hood I always could sense a presence up there and hated sleeping upstairs by myself as a kid. In the dream I kept seeing faces look at me from the top of the stairs and try to scare me and almost dare me to come up their alone. They were taunting me and show me disturbing images almost as visions. I asked my brother and someone else (I didn't know) to come upstairs with me and retrieve my laptop. The person I didn't know had dark hair, was a bit taller than me and about my brother's age (17-19). We began to ascend the stairs and were immediately attacked by some head that had no body but was floating in the air attacking us through our own fear and minds. It had a smile on its face and was just pure evil. Almost looked like one of those faces off a ventriloquist dolls and had that shinny look to it. We got to the room at the end of the hall and tried to block the voice from ourselves and just get the computer. We thought it was on the floor on the side of the bed facing the window, which was on the opposite side of the room. The doll face just floated to where he could see us and I think said something like "you will never be able to leave." I knew something was up so when my brother and the stranger got onto the bed to look on the other side. I knew something was up because as soon as they sat on the bed they began to get very sleepy and were almost passing out into a deep sleep just by touching the bed. I had to almost anchor them by holding onto their legs at their feet and made sure they didn't fall asleep while looking for my laptop. I just stared down the doll face and kind of told it off. We discovered the laptop was not even upstairs and quickly ran back down the stairs. Come to find out my laptop was on top of the fridge the whole time. My dad did not believe us when we told him some demon or spirit tried to lure us into staying up there. Soon after this I woke up.

MatrixMaster92's Dream

I become lucid in a place that looks like my yard. I stabilize it and slowly fly over very vibrant green grass toward some wooden framed houses being built in the distance. I see two police officiers of something arguing about the trouble with "River Street" (that is the name of a road at my college) and how the students from there have been giving the neighborhood lots of trouble. I half climb-half fly up to the top of one of the wooden frame houses, like the gravity is very low.

Next thing I remember I am in a field near my house practicing energy beams with my hands. They begin to change colors (from orange to green to red) and emit a energy cloud that looks like what you see radiating off pavement on a hot day. Then my mother approached me and told me something that struck me as odd because it seemed to suggest this was WPL (waking physical life). I told her that this is a dream and she became upset and said she was going to my room to get my "powder" or something. Apparently she believed it was witchcraft or something I was doing. After she finally left I realized that it was nighttime now and there were a great many stars in the sky.

Lastly something kind of bizarre happened. A girl DC started running across the field towards me and kicked me square in the bottom of the chin! I flew backwards about 20 feet, kinda shocked. She approached me again but this time I was ready and I grabbed her leg, slinging her in a circle and throwing her about 50 feet away (looking back I wish I would have asked her who she was or why are you attacking me). After that the dream faded out.

I become lucid in a place that looks like my yard. I stabilize it and slowly fly over very vibrant green grass toward some wooden framed houses being built in the distance. I see two police officiers of something arguing about the trouble with "River Street" (that is the name of a road at my college) and how the students from there have been giving the neighborhood lots of trouble. I half climb-half fly up to the top of one of the wooden frame houses, like the gravity is very low.

Next thing I remember I am in a field near my house practicing energy beams with my hands. They begin to change colors (from orange to green to red) and emit a energy cloud that looks like what you see radiating off pavement on a hot day. Then my mother approached me and told me something that struck me as odd because it seemed to suggest this was WPL (waking physical life). I told her that this is a dream and she became upset and said she was going to my room to get my "powder" or something. Apparently she believed it was witchcraft or something I was doing. After she finally left I realized that it was nighttime now and there were a great many stars in the sky.

Lastly something kind of bizarre happened. A girl DC started running across the field towards me and kicked me square in the bottom of the chin! I flew backwards about 20 feet, kinda shocked. She approached me again but this time I was ready and I grabbed her leg, slinging her in a circle and throwing her about 50 feet away (looking back I wish I would have asked her who she was or why are you attacking me). After that the dream faded out.

Pichulick's Dream

I am at my countryside, at the river havin a sunbath with lots of people.
Jimmy a friend of mine comes to me and invites me to smoke some stupid legal shit. he is very high(RED EYEZZZ..). He is telling me he fount a way to get even higher.)
I go with him and meet his friends. I take the plastic bottle (a bong like thing I smoke from in RL) and inhale the guys press the bottle so I take much more. I am now very high.

I am now at my grandparent's home. I am searching for my stuff but cannot find any. I realise I am naked and I forgot my stuff at the river. a friend of myne looks at me through my window and salutes me.
My grandparents come in the yard. I hear my grandmother say:
"He has drugs on him..."
I get out at them.
" I heard a policeman say you were at the river and were involved in a big fight and smoked drugs :O:O:O" says my grandmother
"How can I fight if there was no fight??? the policeman is wrong." they believe me and we start laughing.

A man I cannot remember says at the river was an UFO.

I get out of the yard and see a huge earthworm big like my arm split in two. One side looks like a penis ).
"look granny at this worm ) "
"Take it, it's very good at fishing. you'll get lots of fish with it!"

I walk on the road and see a friend mounted on a bike waiting at a neighbourgh's front yard. I say hy to him then leave.
Then at another yard I see a cousin with her little girl. I go there and kiss her, herkid, and another 3 girls.

" OMG GTA 3 for free?" says someone.
"Med you played gta 1, 2, 3, 4, 5???" he continues
"No, just vice city" says Med.

Now I am seeing like in a TV a big romot worm moving wierd.

I arrive on a small road and see the moon. It's a little bigger than half full. Then I see it Shrink just a little bit.
" OMG it really is an UFO there.. maybe it is obscuring the moon..." I think.
I try to call my dat do tell him to look at the moon but my cellfone fails.
I see the moon dissapearing very wierd, first some spots dissapear then all the moon. I am amazed. The sky is beautyfull dark blue. The moon appears again. My cellphone is now working but I don't call my dad. Now The moon dissapears again.

I am starting to see a post-apocaliptic world now. I see again like I was looking at a TV News an all channel about the apocalypse. There are videos of 10 hours ago from every corner of the world.
There are strips of human skins, very wierd human corpses, anything is just terribile.

" OMG so 2012 was real!!! But wait, why I am scared? I always told myself to not be scared of apocalypse because I am a good guy. .... Who cares The whole world is in apocalypse just too soon. I have the whole right to panik!"

I don't know where to go because everything is worse than all horror movies but togheter. I decide to go in a block of flats maybe I can go on the roof to see all.
I wake up and realise My arm is numb because I have slept with my head pressing on it and start laughing.

May 14, 2011
My principle was dressed up like a priest and he was standing by a pedestal and i got lucid right away. I flew out the window and it was amazing. I could feel the wind in my hair as i flew all the way as i could and i saw Dr.Dre, 50 Cent, T-Pain, Eminem, and some other rappers playing basketball. I flew around some more and i flew back into the building and i had sex with my girl friend.

I was up for about an hour and a half with my son with the intention of trying a WILD whenever he took his nap. I browsed the forums and read a couple WILD tutorials and threads. Also, drank half a spark, which is an energy drink, but I was hoping it would help me maintain consciousness. It has about 500mg of Choline, and significant amounts of other vitamins. Hit the bong too. <3

So I lay down and I'm pretty relaxed already. I tried holding tension in my arms first and released and to the legs and feet, then my neck (which I find is hard to do.) I felt even more relaxed after doing this. After a few minutes I started to do reverse blinking, trying to keep my eyes relaxed and not force them open, eventually I noticed I had stopped blinking altogether and my mind was clear. I saw a few images and something disturbed me, I felt something crawling on my leg that I absolutely couldn't ignore. I decided to flip over to my side and shortly after I found myself in an unnatural darkness. I had my head between two pillows (really comfortable, imo.) I knew I had to be dreaming, but there was nothing in front of me. I tried to make the room as I remembered it appear and started to see the outlines but it faded and I was awake. I changed positions again and moments later I was on a bicycle headed uphill. There were at least two other people in front to my right and I passed a girl I know and was wondering if she should be riding pregnant, but even when I passed her I had a little lucidity. I wasn't exactly lucid to control what I was doing, but there was definately a difference. As I started to go up a steep hill following the others I passed a dip in the road, which I thought was going to be a little harsh, but I ended up gliding right along with the curve of it. Then as I approach the top of the hill, the others are at the peak, I realize how dangerous this is. I was waiting for a car to pop up, but it didn't. I went over the hill and the others had all gotten to the right because there was a curve going to the right behind a cliff, I couldn't see what was coming. Though I wasn't afraid really, and that's why I think I was semi-lucid. I was going to fast to go to the right side of the road, so I went along the left side and was prepared for an oncoming car, but I didn't see one. I got to the bottom and I was all the way on the shoulder of the road, opposite from the other riders. I woke up.

I changed positions again back to my left side. I think this is where I truly KNEW I was in paralysis. My right foot had gone completely numb, and I could hardly feel it. Then I felt it lift in the air and I knew what was happening, but that's when it felt like someone was pulling the blanket off of me and trying to pull me with it. My stupid ass thought it was my husband trying to wake me up, for a moment I knew what was going on but then I made myself wake up just to be sure. I even shook awake.

I think I'm getting closer if I keep trying, and this is the most success I've had, if you call it success. It's definately progress. Any more tips are welcome, tell me if I did anything wrong, or something else to try? Thanks for reading.

Faceless Bride

I was dreaming that I was getting married. I remember the room being dark and seeing this woman was just full of light. I couldn't see her face much through the entire ceremony. This whole part of the dream sped up... but the emotions were so so wonderful and intense. I couldn't believe I was actually getting married.

I get with my new bride into a car and drive off somewhere. we are in the backseat. suddenly I realize It's Asuka.

"Did we just get married?"

Asuka smiles at me and says, "Yes,"

"what? I thought we were already married? did we divorce or something?"

"No, Who said that you can't get married over and over to the same woman in a dream? Besides... with your dream amnesia the experience always seems new!"

"How many times have we been married?"

She giggles, "Only a few times silly."

"Why today?"

"Because this is a particularly sad time in your life. Then I saw you watching your favorite cartoon series at the end when they got married. I saw how much you liked those scenes. I thought I would try one more time to help you remember me this way."

I just sit there dumbfounded.

"And... you always look so happy when we do it!" She kisses me and I wake up. The clock reads 5:55.

Inception building.

I'm walking around with someone in a strange building supposedly made by an inception team. I mainly just wander the place and use the elevator a lot. I find out if you only go down or up one floor you only wind up on the same floor. so in order to move you have to go up or down 3 floors to go any place.

I was trying to exit this strange building with my friend and we wound up on a floor with a group of people who were having a strange party... so I decided to stay there. can't remember much after except hiding in some room away from someone.

There was monkeys in it!

MrIrony's Dream

Just fragments tonight.

1: Something about fighting GLaDOS. I had to press a button on her back when she attacked me.
2: I was in a school, but it wasn't the school I really go to and the teachers were different. There was some man who had yellow clothes, liked lemons and was apparently some kind of celebrity. He was our PE teacher.
3:I was playing a game on my laptop where I went down some stairs and found a map of the building I was in. Then I saw my classmate riding a motorbike outside of my room. (One of the walls was just one huge window.) Then he drove through the window to my room.
4:I saw a throne room that was slowly filled with lava because of global warming or something. Later me and some other guy came back there to save some survivors. We both had magic powers, but we didn't really use them. When we went inside we found some people sleeping inside glass tubes. We stood on buttons to open them. Turned out that the catastrophe gave everyone magic powers. We went through some more rooms and pressed more buttons with the help of the survivors.

Windhover@'s Dream

dream 1 - I only remember fragments. it was half-lucid dream. I transformed into my favorite character and partied with bunch of friends, at huge house. we ate something and played games.

dream 2 - I got sleep paralysis after the first dream. I RCed. I jumped out of bed. Crashed the room window with steel bat. I flew away to find the pyramid but I flew so high, all I could see was vast grass field. so I created a portal from Jak & Daxter series. I went into a portal and I walked up to the hill, and I saw the temple. bigger than I thought.
"Hello! Is anyone here? My name is Windhova!! Hello~!!!"
"..."
There was nobobody except me. I started counting time on my watch, sitting on the stairs.
I counted up to 600. Bored as hell. that should be 10 minutes. I put huge speaker on top of pyramid and played family guy OP, Kiri - Monoral, See Me Smiling - Yellowcard
so that should lasted over 10 minutes again. and then I realized that "D'oh! I forgot to put the beacon" I took the speaker away and put green beacon on, but it kept fading away.
at last I put small green ball of light. it wasnt that bright. so the thought of graffiti came to my head, so I wrote the big "WINDHOVER WUZ HERE" on the temple with charcoal.
I summoned my DCs to hang out, but after 2 minutes I woke up. checked time. 4:37.

dream 3 - I watched a movie called "(Something) Swan". it was so boring so I watched a TV show. there was a 3D animation film of Sonic the Hedgehog. I was like, sweeet!
the story revolved around something like star wars. the first scene was; there were Eggman, Cream, Sonic sitting on a sofa together. then I saw Sonic having nosebleed for no reason, over the window, he saw another Sonic standing on this giant space ship. I got shifted into the film, and I did something with sonic and tails, but barely remeber. I saw Amy with long blod hair, she was replacing pink color on Tornado X with her picopico hammer -.-

NonConformist's Dream

No luck near the pyramid. I'm not sure if it's simply the lack of experience all around, or if we're having trouble traveling there with our dream selves. It worries me a little bit. I think that we should go for another 3 tries here, and if no real success happens (Nomad not included xD) then we should choose a new place. Anyways, here's muh dream st00f.

I was with my cousin Heidi & someone else(a guide, but I haven't been lucid to figure out their name). We are in a room, just talking to each other. Suddenly a portal opens up in the middle of the room, and 2 aliens pop out of it. They're a brownish tan color, quadrupeds, and have razor sharp teeth. These aliens are really mean, and they talk in a disgusting language. We are all startled by this, but I recover quickly, and listen. One of them is yelling at us in their language, but the other translates. I forget what he said exactly (dialogue is the hardest for me) but I was very intrigued that these were actual aliens. I was really frustrated, because it sounded like they had come to imprison/kill us.
"Oh no. I've waited too long for you to come. I'm not going to let you kill us. You're going to take us with you through that portal to your world, or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you both." The aliens immediately shut their faces, they had lost this battle. We entered the portal, and my recall is very hazy here. We were in a building in a desert, kind of like Quantum of Solace. We were fighting a lot of people, and destroying them all. The rest is blank, but the next thing I can remember is that I'm in someone's house, talking to this person. A sentient being, maybe someone from DV. I remember asking him the story of Pan. He tells me that there was this 18 year old girl named Jennifer who had something to do with Pan(was in love with him maybe?). I tell him that I wouldn't know, that's out of my age group. There was more dialogue, but I just can't remember. Then, I was in an area reminiscent of Scotland. There was an interview taking place, 2 at the same time, one was an old man, the other a woman in her late teens. They're being asked the same questions by different people. The strange thing, is that they were replying with the exact same response, with the exact same emotion, at almost the exact same time.

GEESE

Alpha502's Dream

In all of these dreams I appeared as this creature: http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...aecoSketch.png
That usually only happens in lucid dreams.

I am standing at the entrance to a strange city that appears to be made of plastic.The buildings around the edge form into a wall, and it looks like a videogame.A few other people are with me, but they aren't human either. One of them has bat wings and ears, I remember seeing someone that looks like a tiger. A police car flies past me and I fly over it to the center of the city. There's a force field there.

*******

We are on a tour of a metal factory, and there is a bucket with molten metal right above our heads. I jump back and use some kind of power on the metal to make it spill.

*******

We are at some kind of school, and the non-human creatures are there too. The front part of the school looks like a supermarket, and I fly around in that area. I do a bunch of different things that the other people asked me to, but I don't remember it exactly. Then we all go to a roller coaster for some reason.
Everyone was let on the coaster except for me, and I have t wait for it to come back. I stop the roller coaster with the metal ability, then jump in. It explodes, and I end up on a metal island about 50 feet in the air with two other people. Someone says he needs PVC pipes to get us down, and I see some on the ground. I f jump to the other side of the island, then try to fly down. I can't fly anymore, and I hit the ground hard.
One of the people that was on the island said "You can't fly!"
I laugh and say "You're right. I just jumped 50 feet without getting hurt." sarcastically.

I jump back up to the platform, but I can feel that I can't fly.

********

We are back at the school, and everyone is going to the 'dentist'. I see something and I automatically know that the dentist is trying to turn everyone into sentient blobs. I wake up.

Aqua's Dream

Dream 1: I was watching some video on Youtube about this guy talking about the dream he had the other night. He was in a car filming and there was some other girl in the passenger seat. "Oh we just passed something that reminded me of the dream, we have to turn around!" He turned the car around and held the camera out the window. He pointed it towards this golf cart that was parked in the middle of nowhere. "I saw that golf cart in my dream last night!" he said. The video went on for a few more minutes and I realized that I also saw that same golf cart in a dream that same night. I went on DV and messaged Atras telling him I watched his video and I had the same dream as him. Atras replied to me all excited and the message was just a jumble of letters like: ASDFOFINIOIJIPWJ!


Dream 2: I walked into a restaurant and this old Japanese man greeted me and led me to a table in the far back of the restaurant. "Let's get down to business," he told me as we sat down. He started talking about demons and telling me how I can summon them. He summoned one and the whole restaurant went into panic.