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forgot to tell you guys about this, but i had my first lucid dream of 2019 [usually i have unexpected lucid dreams 10 times a year]

uh so basically,i was in m y room, and there were my little pony characters everywhere and i was trying to explain it to this girl and stuff and she kept calling me an animal abuser, and when i mentioned the cutie marks i just explained them as 'tattoos that you get during puberty' then she told me it was abuse to the horses and animals
then
then she walked away and right when i walked outside i became lucid, and i didnt know what to do so i was just like 'ALRIGHT IMMA FUCK YOU!!'
So i spawned her back in, and then pushed her down to the floor and raped her and i started moaning and stuff, then i realized i was just on my bed then i fell off of it,
i went outside and tried to fly... AND SUCCEEDED!, But the first few seconds felt like i was pulling on all my muscles and bones and it really hurt, THEN I FINALLY FLEW, BUT I WENT WAY TOOOO FAST as a song was playing in the backgroumd, i forgot what it was, but I felt really sick when I was flying then I woke up.

Tonights dream.. was FINALLY WEIRD! OH BOY! I missed having dreams like this! all my dreams used to be sooo weird then once i started dream journaling they were sooo normal and boring UGH!! But finally! I have a weird dream Like I normally did!..

So, it started in school, I was just talking with people and stuff and sitting in my chair at my desk, then I went on youtube.. and saw that SOMEONE HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED CHILD PORN ON IT!!, literally! I was watching some of the videos and it was just really lotioned looking fillipino girls from ages 4 - 8.. they were clothed of course, but then some old guys hand came on and pulled down their pants and stuff, No i'm not a pedophile.. idk why this happened but I'm happy about how weird it is.

after this, I met my partner in real life. we were just standing in the dark outside of these houses. He told me this was his city, that it costed him 170$ and he told me there are 70 people living in it, he called it Spiderman... lol. this city was just one huge cluttered weird house apartment thingy, and it was hard to navigate through. Also, for some reason he was a fat indian and kinda looks like Ajit Pai, when irl hes really white and looks like a emo hipster.

after talking for awhile, I was gonna leave since the conversation was kinda awkward and told him i'd talk to him again on discord, but instead of leaving i got lost then came back, I went to the oven which played songs then it started playing my music playlist then i made sure to pause it on the oven, but it didn't work.

My partner then collapsed to the floor and was dying, really ill or having a seizure, not sure what happened, and i had a cup of water and noticed a bug in it, i tried taking it out then this guy helping him just yelled at me and said ''YOU CARE MORE ABOUT A STUPID BUG THAN YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND??'' And I just quietly said ''I have a phobia of bugs...''

after this, I went on discord and he was online and he was messaging me, his name 'oh yeah, my boy Hivie' [I'm Hivie.] then I started singing My boy by Billie Ellish, the lyrics I sang in the dream was 'My boy, my boy, my boy, don't love me like he promised..' which is really depressing now thinking about it, then I sent the lyrics to him, and sent a really bad animation i made of some neon randomly coloured mammoth lip syncing it BADLY, there was no audio either so I worried he wouldn't be able to tell.

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I was in some sort of adventure house which I had entered through a video game. Some other people were with me such as Billy, James, Beth etc. one of the rooms had a slutty woman in it and it was weird. The room was dark and had a party atmosphere. I tried to get James to go in because his reaction to it would be funny but he was relaxing on a bed. I went to the bed and sat on it and he woke up. I took him through the room but I forgot what his reaction was to the woman. There were 3 slanted bridges resting on metal barrels that we had to climb up to get to the next bit so we did. Suddenly we realized Simon Cowell was hosting the event and I think he did a speech or something but not sure. The next bit was shops and there was a build a bear factory where I saw Simon Cowell standing outside. He was crossing his arms and had sunglasses on. I screamed "SIMON COWELL!!" And we all rushed over. I said "Can I have a hug" while stretching my arms out and he accepted. I said in the hug" I also want an autograph" and he said "ok". I waited for him to stop hugging but he didn't. He said "Well get your autograph book then" and I was like Oh! And grabbed it from Annabelle who was next to me. Simon still hugged me and he seemed to have lifted me up so I sat on his arm or something. He signed my drawing book which had a drawing of him on it. There were lots of drawings of him in it but I chose the best one. I said "We have to go home now." And he said "I'll give you a lift if you want?" So we accepted.
Me, and some other friends I can't really remember who, got in the car. Simon had some friends with him and I think one of them was Dom!!? He was driving and I was next to him so I got my photo book out and tried to find a bit with large space that he could sign for Sam. I found a page with a photo of two fingers or something with a large space under so I showed it to him and said "Can you sign here?" He said "no." So I just kept hold of the album feeling sad.
Simon took us to a ferry or airport place I don't know which but it was some sort of travel and had the same entrance bit as Legoland. It said it was going to France. I realized quickly he was trying to kidnap us so I quickly pointed this out to my friends and started to get out the car and run. Our stuff was in the back so I opened it and it was like opening a lorry and I think the car had turned into a lorry. Simon was actually a fake and he just wanted to steal us. My friends helped each other get their stuff and run! Someone called the police and we escaped. It wasn't too difficult, luckily we managed to do it.
*blank moment here*
I was in a hotel near the pier on the seafront. Me mum Sam and dad lived there. I remember playing a Hell's Kitchen game or something I think they were Lego people in it? I chose who to kick out and who to stay. I made Jon always win. Under Jon there was a picture of some cabbages piled up in a triangle like a profiterole tower but bigger. He had done something like push them down a hill or something I can't remember. Then a Facebook comment thing popped up on the photo and both Jon and my friend Freya had commented on it. (???)
I was back in the hotel and me and Sam decided to check out a shop opposite us. It had orange scaffolding on it. We went in and it was dirty and sold drugs as well as normal stuff. Some girl started going crazy like "You expect me to drink this!?" And stuff and then I realized that the people who tried to kidnap me and Dom worked here!! Omg so we went back to the hotel but outside the door mum was there crying! It was because we didnt tell her we were going to she got worried. I think I told her about the kidnappers and she went in the shop while me and Sam went back. Dom texted me saying "omg that was you in there?" Or something and I replied "yeah why are you turning evil now?" Then I can't remember what he said but he starting making fun of me for running away and I said "what the hell I was being kidnapped what was I supposed to do?" Then ended the convo.
I don't remember what happened now so I'm just going to say the end!

Thanks for reading!

Two fragments last night

Dream 1

I was stood outside my house telling my brother a story. I told him how one day when we were younger we went to our nans house, then our house set on fire. I came back round for something and I stood there too scared to do anything. In the background I heard my mum talking about how she bought illegal light bulbs for the kitchen aha.

Dream 2

Jesse out of Breaking Bad starting earning lots of money, so he bought a super blade. I was watching this from a 3rd person view and he killed like 20 people very violently with this blade.

Not really a frag....but I had some dream where I teamed up with some 80s action star and killed Samuel L. Jackson. It was so funny. I was trying to arrest him after I hit him in the leg...and he came at me flashing a camera trying to blackmail me. I killed them, and some gang came up to me wanting to stick a butcher's knife up his ass...and I told them they could.


I want to say the guy I teamed up with was....damn I see him in my head....married to Goldie hawn (SP). Also played in Big Trouble in Little China. It was either him or Patrick Swazi.

So I finally had my first lucid dream, but this didn't happen last night. This happened December 29th.

As soon as the dream came into view, it automatically came to me; I was in a dream. I looked at my surroundings: I was in a grey building and I had a pistol I was holding, but I viewed everything like a first person shooter. The first thing that came to my mind was that if I'm in a first person shooter, there might be other people in the building that might want to shoot me! So, the first thing I looked for was a doorway that led me out of the building. As I was looking for the way out, I came into a classroom that had a bunch of people from my school, but they all looked like they were mad at me for some reason. I just walked through them, when I saw the exit door. As I go towards it, some girl trips me...so I punched her in the face. Then were boyfriend got up, and I just shoved him. "This is stupid," I said to myself. Before I opened the door, I thought to myself there will be a town behind this door. Sure enough, there was a town that looked like a map out of Modern Warfare 2. First attempt at controlling something: successful.

I walk down the sidewalk and I see a few strange things, like a couple sitting at a table with a bunch of baby dragons jumping around them, giant air waver things on the ceilings of buildings (like the ones you see for advertisement), etc. Anyway, as I go down some ally I come to this opening with a fireplace in front of me. I look at the sky and think I wonder if I can make myself fly. I flew off the ground a little bit, about 12 ft, but then I fell back down. Well that won't work. I turn around to go back, but then I see my Uncle Anthony sleeping on the steps of the ally. I ask him why he is sleeping there, and he just told me that he was tired. Well, apparently his head was next to ANOTHER fireplace, and his head caught on fire. I find some oven mitt and try to pat out his head, but it made the oven mitt catch on fire. Then my Uncle Paul comes from the ally and says, "I'll take care of this." I guess the only reason that he was in my dream is because I was working for him that week. I look around and get an awesome idea. "Wait, I got it!" I said to him. I look at all the fire in the ally area, take a deep breath, and then "WARGLFLARBGARL!" I start shooting a bunch of water out of my mouth and extinguish the fire, only it wasn't a steady stream of water, it was more like a wavy stream. Once everything was extinguished, my Uncle Paul looks at me and says,"Now that's a way to put out a fire...in a disgusting way." I kinda laugh to myself, and then I woke up.

10/09/12

Dream 1

I was at school in one of the taller buildings at my school, I was with one of my friends. We were in the hallway on the second floor and my friend had a bomb in his hand. The bomb was circular in shape and about the size of a hand. In the hallway in the middle was a fire extinguisher planted to the middle of the wall. My friend got his bomb and placed it firmly behind that, we ran to the top of this building which was about 5 floors high. A teacher walked out of the classroom as we stood there and watched us. My friend pulled out a detonator and with no hesitation pushed the button. Nothing happened. I said 'Just push it again!' and he did just that. The bomb exploded and because the bomb was on the left side of the building the building started falling over in that direction. I ran over and got close to a window, as it was falling I shouted to him 'When it gets close to the floor jump out onto a railing and we should live!' The building toppled and just before it hit the floor we both jumped out and landed on a railing and it took all the impact. We looked at the mess we had made and walked off. However we didn't want them to know it was my friend who blew the building up so we had to think of a plan to trick them.
I am then in a underground tunnel sort of thing and we had thought of the plan. We were going to say that he had won gold in long jump at the Olympics so that people pay attention to that rather than the building. We walked out of this passage which was very sandy and mossy and into the school. My friend was carrying the Olympic torch and these massive Olympic rings. Everybody was celebrating and applauding him and also everyone forgot about the attack on the building!

Dream 2 (Fragment)

I was in a room and the chairs were in a circle. Everybody was playing a game of charades, I thought 'this is a boring dream, I'm going to wake myself up.' And I did just that!

Dream 3

I was in the food court in my local town. In this food court is where KFC, McDonalds and all that sort of stuff is. I was at the McDonalds one again! In the McDonalds one I was offered a job of hanging up the clothes for everyone behind the shop. I accepted and I walked through, I walked into this massive sort of warehouse and my job was to hang up all the coats and cloaks on this line and wheel them through to where the customers are sitting. I walked out and told my friends about the job, they didn't really believe me. We were sitting round a table and I said 'Anyway mate, want a Mcflurry'
'Sure' he replied. So I walked over to the other McDonalds and I was in the queue. In front of me was another one of my friends he brought a McFlurry and left his change so I could buy one 'Are you sure?' I asked.
'Yes' he said and walked off. I bought two McFlurrys and with the McFlurrys they gave me loads of free tickets to see Scrufizzer. The tickets weren't like normal tickets, they were more like credit cards. I picked them all up and walked over. This man stopped me and said 'You going Scrufizzer?'
'Yes' I replied.
'I like it when he laughs' he said.
I said 'what, do you mean when he pssooooar woaaaaar'
'No' he said, he then followed on by saying 'he has got really good flow and delivery as well.' I agreed and walked back to my seat. I don't remember eating my McFlurrys but I went back to my job. I put some cloaks, like white lab coats on the line and wheeled them out. As I walked through the door this old man about 80 thrust and oxygen mask into my chest. However it was more like a defibrillator, it gave me a shock and i fell to the floor. I got dragged over to the side and someone pulled me up and asked if I was ok. I said yes. He said 'Look he's doing it to that person and his visions gone all funny, is yours ok?' Then my vision started going blurry and its the last I remember.

Hey guys! First dream journal entry here. I've been recording a few of my dreams lately and i've had about 10 lucids altogethher.

Well here we go.

The dream started at my old school in New Zealand, I was walking around talking to other classmates and the bell rung. I knew what my first few classes we're and I guess my dream decided to skip them. It came to 5/6th period and I realized I didn't have my schedule. Although I knew what my next class was, oddly. I went in and I couldn't figure out what subject it was. The teacher was telling us not to fear the class. I guess, somehow the class was about Octopus's? The dream, very subtly, changed abit and the class was filled with water. An octopus was latched to my leg, wrapping around it. It felt insanely weird but the teacher calmed me down and told me that it couldn't hurt me. Suddenly I was in a hallway and I saw my ex girlfriend, walking down the hallway with the other foreign exchange guy that had already left the states. I was thinking of asking him how he got back here, but my dream ended before I got the opportunity.

A different REM period

The dream begun at my old hometown in New Zealand. My brother had driven us to the town, and he was getting Fish 'n' Chips for us. I saw smoke coming from the engine of the truck, and opened the hood up. There was a fire! Me and a friend started trying to blow it out. After awhile of blowing the fire out, it finally stopped re-igniting. I'm not sure how my buddy got there, but he was gone after we had fixed the engine. Once the fire was out, I noticed that it had burned the whole engine and everything. The fire had resided towards the front seats of the car and there was a bunch of ash. I closed the hood, and surprisingly my old teacher from my school in New Zealand was there. She came up to me stressing out that I was back. The first thing she said, was in a condescending tone and she asked "Are you and your brother going to buy oregano???" I continued to convince her we weren't. (By oregano, I think she meant Marijuana ^-^) In the dream, and also right now. I found that extremely funny. I started biking back to our house, since the truck was trashed and I dont know how, but I ended up on the trails that me and my family were biking on the other day. And the dream ends!
Looking forward to my next lucid, so I can post it on here!
Thanks for reading guys and gals

This dream kinda ties into the previous one from this dream journal because they occurred on the same night... Anyways...
I was in a dark room full of people who looked like they were students at some sort of martial arts training club or something.
I was the target, however. A lot of them kept approaching me and I had to punch each one just once for them to back off.
Suddenly, I'm in this place with a friend. And the fighters stop coming towards me, so I guess I won. And all the people who were students turn into little kids. And they all come towards my friend and I, with gifts. My friend was getting more gifts than me for some reason. I waited for a bit and a kid came up to me with a box that contained something obviously useless.
As I took it, I remember saying "Thank you, good sir." (lol)
I remember looking at the box... It had a lot of indented red circles on a dark blue background, and the box itself was made of tin, and was Spider-Man themed. o_O I remember reading some words on the box just before I woke up. It said "These Dots Connect-" And that's all I read before I woke up.

Very light, semilucid dreams about League Of Legends fights, all night long from what I can remember. I didn't sleep well, but it made for some wacky dreams. I was just watching RTS battles from birdseye view for hours on end, and at parts I felt like I could take control of my characters. I feel like when I start lucid dreaming, the only way I'll be able to control things is from League of Legends perspective, since it's the only game I play right now. Kind of cool I guess..?

1: was in a car with me, a woman, a guy, and a kid we stopped at this trailer park next to a bunch of donkeys in a field and a pond. further from the pond was a mountain. we rented a trailer and this guy gave me a gold ring and told me to keep it. I just remembered, the ring was chained to two other rings and I thought "that's impossible" and then the gold ring turned into a watch with a bunch of white crystals on the underside of it. Not sure if it was a watch or a bracelet. The woman was talking to the owner of the trailer and I think she had an affair with the guy in the truck, not sure. There was also a dead body in the truck, it was another kid and he had a pink tu-tu on.

2: i then teleport to this snowy place on a broken down bridge. im with a girl and we play rock, paper, scizzors. I win. I throw her into the creek that has rapids flowing down it. I come across an old fort filled with people. some kind of cult where women have to marry and have children.In this dream I was a female in third person. I am a male in real life. Very odd.

3: This one is cool. I was on an alien planet with a bunch of tanks and soldiers and weaponry. Very futuristic. Some sort of alien aircraft is hovering over a frozenlake, (something else happened before I shot it down, I think we went closer to the lake or something. I remember one of the soldiers saying it was a scout.) I shoot it down I teleport again, same dream different landscape. Mountains and desert, alien city and I keep getting a sense something is following me. I run into an alien building that is fortified. An explosion happens outside, I have no weapons but I go outside. I teleport again to a cave, same dream. An alien sniper thing shows up and he can go invisible. I have thermal and I still don't see him. I make my way outside. Mountains with with greenery everywhere, ocean next to the mountain. I go to the ocean. A guy shows up in a monster truck that can float across water and some hovercraft, I begin to shoot them and the dream ends.

4: I find myself in a forklift in a quarry with a bunch of tanks. I flip on of the tanks with my forklift. We all get out and go to the side of the quarry where there are rocks and boulders I now have long pink and green hair that is very "poofy" this guy keeps saying it looks terrible, I keep trying to adjust it, he still doesn't like it. dream ends.The people in this dream were crazy. One of them was VERY small, like 4 feet tall or something. They kept trying to climb up the quarry mountainside.

5: I find myself at a talent show with a bunch of kids. a guy is playing some orchestra song whistling with his nose. he had one finger closing his other nostril. We all start trying to mess him up by playing our instruments real loud. Some guy thinks a tobacco pipe is an instrument. I wake up.

This is the most dreams I've had in one night and they were all extremely weird.

I had this dream when I was about 5. I was in my house. I walked into a room and there was a Macintosh computer on a desk. As I approached it, a message box came up with a picture of a bomb, accompanied by a female robotic voice speaking in a foreign language. I ran.

The rest of the dream is a complete blur.

Dream fragment.

We were going somewhere when both of our dogs and a stray cat decided to hop in the vehicle without us knowing. We drove to some place where there were a few cats; one of which was sitting on someone's van. I was walking up the driveway when the smallest cat bolted around the van, seemingly out of nowhere. It then bit me with razor-sharp teeth. Believe it or not, this wasn't really a nightmare.

This dream was worth notice because it was the most vivid dream I have ever had (Still not that vivid). Another reason is because I felt what it was like when something was hurting you in a dream: Nothing. I could literally feel the cat's teeth sinking into my skin as it bit me, but there was no pain.

Spoiler for Picture:

These images are 100% accurate compared to my dream, the only flaw being that the evil kitty's mouth was bigger and it had sharper teeth, and there was a van parked in the driveway; not a car.

The first dream, or nightmare as it turned out, that I remember having was odd. I was 4 and I dreamt I was kidnapped and drowned by a bloodthirsty air breathing family of octipi. True story. That's all I have for now. Got to go to sleep. Who knows what kind of adventures await!

My dream begins in the kitchen of my old house. My father, mother, and I were sitting at the round, marble table we had in the kitchen. We were eating and my dad said something that was offensive to me. I stood up and screamed, "F*** YOU DAD!" And I flipped him off!>:3 I threw everything that was on the table to the floor. I ran to my room and locked it up. I threw a shelf to block the door so no one could come in! VICTORY THY NAME IS ME!

The dreams transitions to a video game looking scene. Although I am in it, I see it as if I'm playing the game. (This game looks like a Super Nintendo game btw.) This "game" was based on a Lemonade Stand, you had to sell good quality lemonade to customers by using specific amounts of sugar, lemons, and ice. At one point my character got arrested and this popped up: WILL YOUR PLAYER: A) THROW MONEY AT THE COPS or B)THROW MONEY AT PEDESTRIANS. I saw my character on a platform with a bag of money with cops at one side and pedestrians on the other. I didn't get to choose any one because this dream went to another

I was at some random house which was "mine." I saw my parents in the driveway. My mom said, "I got the beetle." My dad said, "I got the truck!" Then they transformed into a beetle, and a truck respectively. I got in my "dad" and drove to a warehouse. In the warehouse I was the boss and I commanded everyone to run out. The warehouse was empty. Thee dream THEN went to this:

I was in the bathroom looking at myself in the mirror. I moved my small, bangs and saw a green pimple on my forehead. It beated up and down slowly. It glowed light green, then dark green and so on. Then other pimples began popping up all over my face. They began to beat. I was all like WTF.. then I woke up glad there weren't pimples on ma face T_T