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I dream I'm in a random house. I cannot recall if it was a random house or my apartment. Anyway...I was in a conversation with my friends on the stairs. The only friend I can recall was Staci W. Also, why the hell was I on a staircase? I found it funny not to be in a room. So, randomly, Green Day(DS) is added to our multifriend conversation. I am about to do an RC, but then, I just become an RC! I go downstairs, leaving my friends behind. Wait, what the hell was I gonna do??? Damn it. In the confusion of trying to think of what to do, I awake.

17/12/10

#1

I go by the spot where my work once was. A witty coworker drops by outside with some boxes in hand. Its way too late to be around worktime, so I ask him wittily “what he is doing there!” He starts wittily running off. He looks slightly different than normal, generally… smaller… I think he had been shaved and was wearing more sparce clothing.
Then I stumble into some other guys. I think they had a certain nationality to them. They take me in and I sit at a table with them. They are taking over the place where my work once was. At first I was like “I won’t work with the enemy!” But then they started arguing for ot with hints of accents. Something like “that big corporation quelled all the opposition like in a game of monopoly.” I asked them if they weren’t doing the same. They were, but the sin is bigger when it’s a big company. At that point I say “okay, I can’t really argue with that” (I could) but remain pondering and with a disapproved look on my face.

#2 - Fragment

I remember being in this dense little metropolitan perhaps futuristic cityscape in Denmark. There was this building on an upper floor called “The Danish In-breeding of horses factory”.

I'm hanging out with one of my advisers from my summer internship. He's filming a documentary about global warming, and he walks through the halls of his university as I follow him in a powered wheelchair (having great fun as I do this). He and the film crew then take off for London, and I follow them onto the plane. I realize that I haven't packed anything for the trip and start to freak out.

This one is boring, you probably shouldn't read it. I'm only posting it because I've had so few this month that I've been able to remember when I wake up. I'm curious though, the first 2 months I was keeping a dream journal, I'd recall several dreams a week, even multiple dreams per night, but now... slim pickins... Well, here it is anyway.

Uneventful
Non-lucid

NonDream Non-lucid Lucid

I'm walking outside of the house in which I grew up. My family is living there, and I've been away for some time, possibly at college. My sister and mom are playing in the yard, and my dad is presumably inside. I head for the side yard, and where it used to be a large grassy area with a cherry tree in the middle, there were now stables and a large, fenced in area. I look into the stables as I walk past and see miniature horses inside, a few chewing on some hay, others roaming the pasture area, and still others chillin in their stalls. There are also Canada geese walking around, as domesticated, not free roaming animals. I approach my mom, and we talk bit about the changes they've made since I've been gone. I think it's pretty cool that they've built this stable, and it will be so good for the family to have the extra income coming in from the geese and mini horses.

Time Lost

I'm outside with my sister and my dad, near a campfire on the far side of the pasture from the house. It's daytime, mid afternoon, and the fire has burned down to red coals. My sister is lighting small fireworks, watching them shoot up and explode. I approach them, just as she lights a new firework. This one shoots up about 15 feet into the air and explodes into silver powder, which then erupts into a massive fireball. I can feel the heat and the change in pressure, though I'm about 30 feet away. It seemed almost as if there were a hydrogen balloon behind the cloud of silver dust that was burning, Idk. I came closer, making some comment about that last one, when my dad hurriedly runs over and picks up the spent capsule the firework was contained in with tweezers. He tosses it into a beaker which contains some kind of milky, translucent mixture. He swirls it around, and it begins to foam up. He stirs it some more, and it does so again. He is trying to save some of the explosive material to make more fireworks.

Time Lost

I'm heading back outside, looking for something, I'm not sure what. I head over towards the stables, and go through the gate. I head inside, looking at the miniature horses. They're all in their stalls now for the evening. It's about 6pm, the sun is still up, but the light is beginning to fade. I walk through the pasture, and whistle for a horse to come over to me so I can pet it. For some reason, the horses are not all in their stalls now, a few of them are standing in the space between the stalls in the middle of the stable. Then I make the Click Click thing with my tounge, and the horse looks up at me and starts my way. Unfortunately, a goose is attracted by my whistling and clicking, and decides to come over to me. The horse looses interest and bends down to graze. I'm a bit annoyed by the stupid goose, but will settle for petting it instead. I hold my hand out and the goose pulls its head back, investigates it and allows me to touch it. I touch the side of its head, and go to stroke its neck, but it takes a snap at me. I try this a couple more times, and get mad. Finally I decide that I don't care what it does, I want to pet it! I quickly stick my arm out, and stroke it all the way from its head to its body. It's now the goose's turn to get mad, and it takes another snap at me, this time, actually nicking my finger. I reach out to tousle the feathers on its head, and it chomps down on my fingers, as if it were trying to gnaw with it's little beak teeth. My fingers are inside the goose's mouth for several seconds, and I remember thinking that I had always believed it to be really painful to be snapped by a goose, but it didn't hurt that bad at all!

To add extra difficulty I have decided to attempt to complete as many of the 8 tasks(excluding harry potter) as possible at the same time by splitting myself into separate bodies which each have their own senses and the ability percieve the dream world each from their own perspective. It is similar to how Dr Manhattan from Watchmen makes copies of himself. Basically allowing me to have multiple separate dreams at the same time. I am planning some details ahead of time, have compiled the list of tasks, and I am about to work on reading these over and over again to memorize them so that hopefully even though I have been sick lately I can remember what I need to do.

Spoiler for Dream Log:

The dream started in my room with me sitting up in my bed. Looking around as the dream stabalized I soon became lucid because as is the norm in my dreaming state I was no longer breathing. I confirmed my lucidity by flying through my roof into the night sky. Looking around at the houses below I wondered what I should be doing and then the number 8 came to mind which reminded me that I had 8 tasks I needed to attempt.

I split myself into 2 of me, then 3, 4 and so on until there were 8 me's all floating in the sky. Each time I split myself I made sure to focus and carefully stabalize the dream for each one of me and focused each of them on their own task that needed to be completed. The rush of data coming from 8 separate versions of myself made the dream blurry and out of focus at first but then after focusing things became more clear. I am used to splitting into more than 8 of myself but also focusing on 8 separate tasks at the same time required a bit of effort. We all nodded at each other and with our tasks in mind we each teleported to 8 different places.

All 8 of these dreams took place simultaneously but I'll go into each of them one at a time.

Dream 1:
One of me teleported to new york and for some reason there we no cars, people, or animals within view and the city felt abandoned. Most of what I could see was just a bunch of tall buildings. I transformed into a butterfly and flew towards tallest building I could find. Keeping my task in focus I looked up into the sky with my minds eye and created a field of huge meteors then sent them flying towards the earth.

While the building was pretty large and could have destroyed the meteors since it was a dream it just didn't seem right since there were a lot of them and they were much larger than the building. So for added destruction and fireworks I placed an energy nuke inside the building, picked the whole thing up with my mind and chunked it towards the meteors. After it got close enough I caused the building to smash into a meteor and detonated the nuke filling the whole sky with a massive explosion which I even managed to see from some of my other dreams. With my task completed I allowed myself to fade into the void and refocused my attention into the remaining copies of me.

Dream 2:
Another one of my splits teleported to the moon and summoned Chuck Norris out of the air. I remembered to not get too hasty and let the fight drag on a bit so I lowered my guard then chuck rushed in and started throwing attacks at me. I redirected his attacks so that his strikes would vanish as soon as they got close enough to me and reappear next to his face. I pretty much just let him beat himself up for a while. When this got boring I formed an energy sword in my hand and lit myself on fire then sliced off my own head. I allowed my body to drop to the ground while my floating head started laughing maniacally. Black chains appeared from the ground and wrapped around him holding him still. I then ripped him into many pieces and remembering the secondary task I shook his severed hand.

After that I put him back together and talked to him for a bit. In mid-conversation I sensed the nuke that was about to go off, shielded myself and watched as Chuck Norris melted. Then I just refocused myself out of the dream.

Dream 3:
Another me teleported into deep space where the starwars deathstar battle was taking place. I transformed into Luke's ship and ejected him out into space. I then flew close to deathstar blowing up a bunch of enemy ships on the way using my mind sort of how Neo did when he headed towards the machine city. When I got closer to the deathstar I launched a missile and used my mind to direct it towards the deathstars weak point. The deathstar exploded and I knew that I wouldn't be able to hear the explosion in space but I did somehow feel vibrations and intense heat from the blast on my metal body. With my task completed I self destructed and faded away.

Dream 4:
I was having trouble thinking of a good rival so I ended up summoning Satan and shook his hand for the secondary task. I said, "Looking forward to fighting with you soon." Then I bslapped him in the face and vanished before he had a chance to react. This was the shortest dream and after it finished the other dreams became more detailed.

Dream 5:
This version of me transformed into something like the creature in my avatar. I wondered around in a dark void for a while just flying around. After the devil was summoned into dream 4 I went to a pit full of demonic things to mess with. The place was dark so I just felt them out with my mind and killed some time by beating up a bunch of them hand to hand dbz style.

After I faded out of dream 4 I summoned the devil into the pit then smirked and asked him if he thought he could handle me. He didn't reply so I made him summon a massive army of various demonic critters and then I made many clones of myself and transformed into my own massive demonic clone army. Unlike the splits allowing me to have 8 dreams at the same time these things do not view the dream world from their own perspective and are instead controlled 3rd person like puppets. We had a pretty awesome brutal gorefest of a battle that went back and forth for a while until I decided to get more serious and I completely over powered him and his army with an insane number of clones and some offensive abilities.

Dream 6:
I found myself as the spartan leader in the middle of combat against the persians. A lot of what I saw seemed to come from the movie 300 lol. Me and my men destroyed wave after wave of enemies and stacked up the bodies to better fortify the area. After I had had my fill of gore I summoned the main group of persians with them surrounding us and their leader at the front lines mocking me. I charged in and for some reason disentegrated him with an energy wave(not sure why) then ran charging alone into the bulk of the persian empire allowing them to tear me to peices while I laughed at them like a madman.

Dream 7:
I went to a concert where a lot of people were at and a dragon busted through the wall. Maybe not exactly a fire breathing mutant croc but at least similar. I cut off its head and several more heads grew back in its place so I sliced them off again and sucked him into a mini black hole. A few people at the show got sucked into the hole as well but most or the ppl survived.

Dream 8:
I found myself floating over a tiny island so I landed. I thought of some famous people to shake hands with and up drives a limo. Buddha, Abraham Lincoln, Bill Murray, Albert Einstein, and Bill Cosby all stepped out and walked over to shake my hand. I spoke with them for a little while but the conversation didn't make much sense. After I finished shaking all their hands and talked some more I noticed my nuke going off in the sky so I self destructed taking everyone out with me. XD

After all of my split selves faded away leaving just one of me I thought about everything that happened hoping I did not miss anything. With all my tasks complete I woke myself up immediately so I could start writing everything down.

I was in some sort of convention in a huge gallery complex of modern architecture (lots of glass and steel). I spent quite some time walking around looking at things but I don’t even remember if there was any art to see there. At one point I followed a friend up into an upper viewing space that was conventionally three storeys high via narrow steel stairs but all inside a huge glass and steel building. When I went up there were heaps of people there but there was nothing really to see except for the high up view, which out of my fear of heights (which is always greatly exaggerated in dreams) I refused to behold. I went back down the stairs but stopped at a platform about halfway down where I saw my uncle and was also soon joined by my brother, my cousin and her boyfriend, who was wearing my balaclava which I remembered I had been wearing a while before, and when I verbally noticed it I accidentally addressed my cousin instead of him, causing some confusion and he took it off before anyone else noticed.

We were all sitting around a coffee table that had assorted snack food on it. There were these really delicious but tiny little biscuits that my brother would drop into the bowl of this sweet, sugary, caramel coloured sauce, and then with a teaspoon he would gather up the now sauce-coated biscuits and eat them. I had no such spoon, so when I wanted some I attempted to just scoop them up with my fingers, and my brother stopped me, declaring to everyone in a righteous manner the wrong I had done, and insisted I get a utensil – so I grabbed a butterknife and tried again. Though successful with the butterknife, he seemed to have some problem with it because it wasn’t a spoon. Anxious members of staff kept hovering around our table, waiting for us to finish anything so they could take the plates and utensils away.

When the food ran out, we all departed from the building as everyone was leaving, causing a mass crowd to disperse into the dark streets outside. A whole group of us, which now seemed to consist of a random mixture of family, friends and probably at least one invented character, began walking away in one direction, down a wide street them seemed to be flanked with what looked like volcanic cliffs. The sky was the one of the most magnificent dream visions I have ever seen, as it looked as if no atmosphere existed, so it was a direct view of the intensely shining galactic sea of stars and nebulae. I kept stopping everyone so I could take out my phone and take photos of the view. At one point I saw that the formation of some of the rocky cliffs, when viewed from a certain angle, looked like a basic representation of a human face (like the face on mars), which I likened to Julian Assange. We walked to a point where there was no longer any other humans in sight excerpt for our group, and there was a glimpse of a view where we could see over the volcanic cliffs on the other side of street, it just seemed like the landscape continued on to the horizon with the dark, rounded, rocky landscape, and the stars burned intense in a galactic swirl above.

We got to a point where the road stopped and we had to get onto a very old wooden walkway that dangerously had many parts broken or missing, and it ascended over the now small dark cliffs that we had been walking along all this time. As we went further along this wooden walkway, it seemed we were crossing some sort of threshold and entering a zone of a different nature. Suddenly the walkway ended and we found ourselves in a sunny landscape full of grass, rocks and trees. The dark galactic sky had now been replaced by a bright blue one, and for the first time we saw vegetation. It looked like some sort of huge natural reserve, where the landscape was basically flat and covered with dried out grass. Very prominently there was a wide gravel road flanked by horizontal logs of sun bleached wood along the edges (I frequently stopped to take 'texture photos' of this wood as it was a beautiful grey colour flecked with yellow and green lichen), and every once in a while there were tall wooden signposts that told us a number of distances to destinations. As we travelled along, we saw no sign of human or animal life, and on one side of us a vast eucalypt forest, and a continuous tall rock formation on the side closest to us, that had a concave form that provided relief to us from the sun.

Eventually we got to a place where the rock formation diverged away to create a large grassy space where we saw a large multitude of strange prehistoric looking animals. Amongst them the ones I remember most were these woolly mammoths with patchy grey fur, and these other ones that had a large scaly body of a cross between a kangaroo and a therapod dinosaur, and the head and hands of an ape. For some reason, someone in our group suddenly had a soccer ball and kicked it out into the field towards the grazing animals. This caused all of the non ape-headed animals to stampede away into the forest in fear. However the ape-headed creatures kicked the ball back to us, and then we started kicking it back and forth between us and the animals and it turned into a kind of game. However, eventually the ape creatures approached us closer and we felt threatened. As we ran around trying to dodge them, I suddenly found some sort of ancient arcane tome on the grass right before me and I quickly flicked through its pages to find anything related to animals. I found something that looked like it had something to do with animal control, so I ripped that page out of the book and held it upwards, and this supposedly activated the magical powers within the text, and the ape-headed creatures seemed to stop.

Then they started calmly walking towards me, so I flipped through the book again and found another article that seemed to mention something called “the authority of PETA”, and I ripped it out and activated its power in the same manner as the previous one. The ape-headed animals now started to speak English and were highly intelligent. They queried as to why we were here, as if we were not meant to be, and they threatened to kill us if we couldn’t come up with a sound reason as to why they shouldn’t. The last thing I remember in the dream before I woke up was trying to desperately convince these ape-headed creatures about why the survival of our group was important as I speculated that we might be the last humans left alive, but the ape-headed creatures seemed to regard the survival of humanity as a deeply negative outcome.

It was very vivid, and didn't bleed over into reality this time, but I didn't have a chance to get to the computer in time and now I've forgotten everything. It was a fun one, too.

I know it is a short month and I havent had an LD but here are my goals from now til 2011:
WITNESS
[ ] George Washington's Inauguration
EXPERIENCE
[ ] Flight
[ ] Diving to the bottom of the Ocean
[ ] Space Flight

I had a Morrowind type dream. This dream was in first person, some dreams I'm not sure if its third person or first person, this one was first person for sure. So I was in a helicopter I believe, it was landed and there was a guy standing on the ground, outside the helicopter. In front of us was a gate, blocking off a jungle type area. The trees were moving, something was running around in them. I started shooting my pistol because I thought whatever was in there, was going to attack us. The guy had a sniper and was shooting as well. Then a raptor jumped out, right at me, and I shot it. Then another and it was shot, I quickly asked for the guy to hand me my rifle, I reached down and grabbed it. I now had a shotgun, and more raptors were jumping out, and I was shooting them. When that was over, we went though the gate, it lead to an underground kind of place. There were a bunch of people hiding down there, I was kind of scared. This one guy wanted us to follow him, he walked off, and I went to the right. There were some chests on the wall, when I , looked at them, the lock level would appear (Just like in Morrowind) there were some kind of pliers that would lock pick the chests. The dream ended

I had another, I was in some sort of shop, there was like a nut that could open. I opened it and there were like all these old pictures, they were fake pictures from Tropic Thunder, kinda like to make it seem like it was a true story. It was a flip book at points, Robert Downy Jr. character walked in with a guitar case, opened it, then lifted the guitar that was in it, and under it there was another guitar that was made of food. I showed my mom the book because we think it's a funny movie

I was Rapunzel from that new movie "Tangled" and I haven't even seen the movie. Anyway, a few things were different though, like my hair was more white than blond. I was taken to an outdoor castle pavillion-type thing by Flynn. He told me to try the fruit. There were a lot of different kinds, and I knew that they tasted good, but everytime I ate one it tasted like nothing. It was because I wasn't a real girl or something, like I was magically created by a partly evil sorceress. I complained to the sorceress about not being able to taste the fruit and she told me that I had to kill my creator and that would make me more real. Somehow she convinced me that my mom in the dream was the sorceress who created me. I can't remember how, but she died. Then I realied that she was lying to me, then I woke up. I know it's weird, but I've dremt a LOT weirder.

new song:

note: bought a pendulum that chose me. I asked it before bed instructions for getting my recall up and getting a lucid. I followed it tot he letter. It said i should put it under my pillow and it will aid dream recall and here is what happened.

Spencer

Dream of hanging with spencer... but only remembered buying her her brand of particularly thin smokes.

Jared

Had a dream that jared came to battle me but I forget what happened.

Stay out of my dreams justin beiber

Had a dream me and my cousin pete were outside a house by a stage at night time. Justin beiber was singing and he asked me to film him... So I kept running in front of his camera and making retarded faces and saying "it's justin beiber," in a really retarded voice tone. Gave up and sat with Pete who suggested we should change the song to metallica or megadeth. i agreed and tried fiddling with the Ipod. But alas, couldn't change the damn song. Then a dog came and bit my arm.

Uncle Royce super wtf dog nammit

I was in Ontario driving to work with Royce and Jossie. I was in the back. I looked out the window and I saw Royce's face as gigantic in the sky. It looked like the painting of his face but instead it was pure blood. A pure bloody royce face setting in the sky. I said we should get out of here before it chases us. Royce laughed and said this will get him his revenge on quetzecotl, because in a past life he was quetzi's right hand man and never got his reward. I said he should be carefull because some people think That I am the re incarnation of quetzecotl.

Jossie wants me to plug some headphones into a jack that's behind me. I try but the cord is too short. I keep plugging it in but everytime she moves forward slightly, it plugs out of the jack. This happenes several times.

We arrive at a large job house with lava in the basement. Dan is there priming the walls witha paintball gun hooked up to an airles machine. Trevor looks like big bird and is trying not to get his feathers splattered in paint.

Before I can get to work 3 big dogs come out of nowhere and start biting my arms, (warning me that Asuka is in trouble). Their bites burn my flesh and my arms. Some big guy helps and fight's the dogs off my arms. My dad hands me this weird stuff to heal myself I apply it to the burn marks. The lava is making it really hot and I butt out a smoke onto some tinfoil that I was using to help with the treatment of the burns. My dad keeps asking "Can I leave now?" I say yes.

Lucid one

I'm in my inner world house. A dog bites my arm when I become lucid but I forget what happened with the dog. I am sitting in a room with children around, they are asking me when I will bring asuka home? I ignore them because I am poking my fingers through a sheet of paper with no holes. I say, "Isn't that cool?" They roll their eyes and then walk out of the room. I then remembered that I should look for Asuka, I was about to open a portal before I woke up.

Lucid 2

I'm in a grassy valley looking for asuka lucid. A small black dog with a red jewel on it's forehead approaches me. I hold out my arm so that it can bite it, but it shakes it's head no. I ask it if it's my pendulum, it barks and nods yes.

missing time


Finding Asuka

I found asuka imprisoned in some weird building. Michael Jackson had her strung up by chains... He was biting ears off of children and then spitting the ears at her. I think I rescue her but forget what happens after.

basement suites

I was in my house with my dad. I was coming in from a smoke and wanted to finish it. I walked to the other end where I thought a door might be, but it led to another part of the basement filled with furniture I didn't recognize. I then remembered there was another door and kept walking. I found yet another part of the basement and finally found a door that led outside... but outside there was no space to move around.
i walked back and saw some family that said they lived there. They said several families lived in separate suites in the same basement, and I had just walked through a couple. The suite on the end where I just had come from... belonged to a family that recently moved out.


weird house

Was in some house populated by weird scope creatures that came out of holes in the walls and floor.


Super long wtf dream.

Started out... I was at someone's house for dinner and James was with me from red deer. The host was this really creepy guy. he was pissed off that I didn't finish the food from my plate... His vibe reminded me of moppon... but it wasn't him. This was the same house with the scope creatures...

I was talking to James and saying that I understood the host and I made a joke to which we both laughed and agreed with it. But then the host came a long with a new plate of food and dumped it on me. I was like WTF, and explained that I can't stuff myself silly all the time so it's nothing personal against his cooking.

Me and james left the place and we were in a city that looked like calgary and chilliwack. It was neear night time and we were walking around and trying to find a main road. James said that the host is known to follow and stalk people he doesn't like. We came to one end of a street and said goodbye... but the way I continued walking only led to condo complexes and not a street. i tunred around and went the other way.

found myself on a busy street during daytime and was asking people where the main street was. i followed their directions and found a road layered with cafe chair which I was walking on top of. An old lady smiled at me as I walked past her.

found myself at a weird C train station with futuristic elevators. I saw this asian woman (asuka?) walking into the tube that housed the elevator before the pod came. I saw her almost get squished when the pod came but she thinned herself out to not get hurt. i walked in the pod and made it up to the platform. the asian woman got out and boarded the train with me.

Wound up downtown on a hill near princess island park where I found my brother and some of Jaas's friends. Asuka went up to Haley and walked away with her talking like they were friends. Jared was there and said we were going to a nirvana concert... I never thought that it was impossible since Kurt was long dead. Jared sid we should do LSD for the concert as we walked down the hill with everyone. My memory fades here.

OK Sorry but Im just trying to get some dreams up.
This one was a few years ago.
I was riding on a rock, alone, down a rocky cliff. It was really bumpy. And then my grandpa (still living, then and now) came as an apparition and told me I was an idiot to ride a rock down a rocky cliff. But I kept going. This went on for about 20 minutes, I rode, he told me I was stupid, until I woke up.

I had this dream a few weeks ago.
So I was climbing around in a jungle gym and my dad was behind me. But then he fell down and told me to keep going. So I did and finally I got to the top. But then an earthquake hit so my dad told me to jump down. So I jumped down but then he turned in to a pair of crutches and just as I hit the ground I woke up.

At first there was some sort of quest or game. I remember nothing about it, but I know that it was something fairly grand and long and adventurous, and made me worry a fair deal. But I can't remember what it is.

Then I was walking down the street. I was afraid of getting my period or something. I felt something wet between my legs, and so I was trying to get home and find a pad.

Notes.

I am in a carnival.

I am known as the Man-Spider.

I perform, and climb all over stuff. People say I am fake. I grow four arms out of my body. Women faint, and men run in fear.

Gypsy is... a gypsy.

She tells me I will soon be seeing into my future.