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Sadly only the last fragment was recalled despite the same efforts as the night before...

I saw a blond sitting on a gray shag carpet in front of a fireplace. She was wearing a bright red shirt and her legs were tan and beautiful. Out of the fireplace was pouring thick dark smoke that was moving straight up in a column. No fire was visible. She was posed elegantly and I had the impression this was a photo shoot.

I'm in an unusual garden with some of my school mates. We are all sitting on a park bench (I may have been lying on the grass) The garden is unusual, there are vines and flowers growing along trellises about 10cm wide. It could have been a maze of some sort. It seemed to be indoors, as there was no sky or sun. As we sat/laid we said the word 'shag' (WTH???) a lot of times. And then started throwing parentheses around??

Thats all I remember

I slept for 14 hours

Anyways, this dream was highly centered on diving. Characters from a story I read were also present (don't ask who). This dream was ALMOST sane enough to be real, which is rare in my dreams

So, the most I can remember of this dream is me doing challenges sent to me by an unknown user in MSN. I only remember the computer, though, not much of the challenges. Though, I remember a flash of the freezer room from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors, and grass. In the end of the dream, I was in another room with my grandmother. In the computer was a popsicle dancing in an ice skating rink. That's all.

1. I'm stuck in some sort of prison camp. The guards are making us take Prozac and there is a big cut on my arm. Strangely enough, the other prisoners seem happy to be there. Suddenly these large robots come in and start breaking down all the doors.

2. I'm taking a bus somewhere, but I'm not sure where I am going. I get off and go into a big house. There are lots of people inside who seem quite busy with something. A man passes me on the staircase and I ask "Hey, do you know where the hell we are?". He doesn't seem to know either. I'm holding in my hand a book of french lessons. Suddenly I notice that the book is hollow and full of illicit substances. I walk out into the front yard and suddenly it's sunny out (it was dark when I arrived at the house). I walk out into the driveway and see people that I think I might know all cramming into a car. I walk over to them and try to give them my book. They won't take it and someone scolds me. Someone reaches into my bag and grabs a sandwich that I had packed. I hear the song "Lost Highway" by Hank Williams on the car radio. I pick up a rotting tomato slice on the pavement and take it over to what seems to be a compost bin. I open it up and toss it in, but while I have the lid open, dozens of bees start swarming out and I run away.

3. I feel my rib cage and I am horrified to find that I have lost a very unhealthy amount of weight. All of my ribs are sticking out way further than they should be. Suddenly I can see myself as if I am outside my body. I see my stomach swell out as if I am pregnant, but the rest of me stays frail and skeletal.

4. I'm trying to make burritos, but I keep screwing up the tortillas. They are ripping and unraveling all over the place, and the burrito filling is getting everywhere.

5. I'm in a house that I do not recognize. There is some sort of gathering there. For some reason, Tony Soprano is there. Maybe because I fell asleep watching the Sopranos. I run into him in a room in the house where we are alone, but suddenly the scene melts away and I find myself laying on a staircase. I get up and walk around. I think that I am supposed to meet my mom somewhere. I go outside and look down the hill that the house is on. I see a crowd of people wearing academic robes. I can pick my mom out of the crowd, because her robe is bright green and the rest of the crowd wears black. My cell phone rings and it's my mom calling to tell me that the ceremony is taking a long time.

6. I'm sliding down a road on my stomach, as if I were on a luge headfirst. I am going faster than any car could go. It's kind of like half sliding, half flying. It's night time and I can see the lights of a city in the distance.

So I was lucidly dreaming last night.... and I called out for a dream guide, and I felt drawn to this area on the dreamscape. I go over there and this HUGE silver dragon swoops down and says "I am Here to guide you" And bowed its head. It said that its name was j'vaoc or something like that butttt..... I woke up from my alarm clock so.. poof there he went.

*I am in the field in front of Kouril’s house. I think I am going somewhere soon. There are some other people with me and we check the bus timetable at the old metal bus stop. It is summer time and it feels like late afternoon, maybe 6pm. I think there is a black person there too. I go back to my house and pas by a group of people walking towards me. One member of the group is a punk or Asian or so. Then the black person starts shouting something at the punk guy. He wears green “bomber” jacket. He turns around and walks towards the black guy. They start arguing and soon fighting. Then other people get involved in the fight. Suddenly someone comes to me and we get in a fight too. I use different fighting methods, elbows and such. The fight talks long and many people is involved. I feel like it’s a good way to practice.

This dream is another one that happened many years ago:

I dreamed that I got out of bed and went to the loo, it was only in the loo when I tried to turn on the lights and it remained dark that I realised I was dreaming, at which point I woke up. I needed the toilet anyway so once again the same thing played out and again when the light stayed off I realised that I was still dreaming and woke up. This time I got out of bed, and instead went downstairs in the dark and into the kitchen, I could feel the carpet under my feet and see the room, furniture and everything as I normally do when I walk about with no lights on. I went into the kitchen and tried the lights there, again there was no change. I was just about to go outside and wondering if I should put some shoes on when I woke up for real.

Ugh, I had a nightmare again =( I was with some friends at a giant green pool. The water was green and muddy (green mud). At the bottom of the water I could see a few green monster fishes. If I fell into the water the fishes would kill and eat me. I was very afraid to slip the whole dream. Me and my friends were playing(?), hanging in ropes above the water. In the end, I failed holding myself up, so I fell into the water and swam for my life so the monster fishes wouldn't take me. I escaped, but the boss of the place, some person, tied my up and tried to stuff me into a shredder. My friends just stood there watching. I kicked the shredder away from myself.. and woke up.

I am watching this queen. Her hair flows down to her knees and is a golden-rusty color. I get false memories about her. She is frighteningly intelligent. She is good with everything especially swordplay. Though she is intelligent and beautiful, she is seen by her people as being odd. She is about 26ish and not married.
The dream starts to form a story. I'm in the thick woods. There are two travelers, a guy and a girl. They are worn out and dirty.
Men come out from the woods, there must be about 20 or so, maybe 30. They surround the travelers with swords drawn.
Their leader is standing near the travelers. He's young, maybe 25, has sandy colored shaggy hair. He's smiling, thinks he's tough. At first i didn't know why they'd bother with the travelers, they obviously don't have much. I then get false memories of them. They are friends of the Queen and are coming to visit, the bandit leader must know this.
Suddenly you hear this voice shout the leaders name ( i don't remember it). Everyone is looking around and in a showy fighting outfit you see the queen down not far away. She does a fancy sword show-offy trick and is talking to the leader. "Put your swords down." she commands. I get false memories about the queen and the guy. They were playmates when they were children. After they started to grow into their teens, though, he went off to be a good-for-nothing.
The leader doesn't know what to do. He knows and i know she could destroy every single one of those men, even if they came at her all at once. The men, however, think the leader is being a coward.
He's torn between his pride with his men and his knowledge of what would happen. He throws down his sword, all pissed, and his men do the same, though this will probably be the beginning of some mutiny. The two travelers are amazed.
I wake up.

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I briefly see myself walking in a grocery store when suddenly an evil presence quickly takes over the dreamworld. I think of Freddy Krueger and realize this is why I felt that evil aura, OH LORD HE MUST BE NEAR.

Then I think, wait I never really found his movies scary to begin with... YO IM DREAMIN. LOLYAY.

A small burst of vividness takes over my field of vision and I speed to the front of the store to take flight outside. I thank Freddy whilst I run, even though I never saw him, for helping me become lucid as I arrive the automatic opening doors. But luckily I stop and remember to stabilize right before take off. I look at the ground and focus on the small details and little spots on the glossy tile of the grocery store floor, I step outside and feel the cool breeze of the night on my skin, I tried to listen to sounds that might enhance lucidity but nothing noticeable except small street noises are heard.

I decide that's enough for now and was really excited to fly when I remembered to do at least one of the two tasks of the month. I couldn't at the moment fathom doing the advanced one but I figured I could go ahead and get a kiss from a DC, so I look for the nearest victim. I see two shadowy characters walking a few feet from me so I rush over to see who my subconscious wanted to set me up with. Surprise! Oh god I hate that guy. I remember cursing my subconscious and then laughing as if I knew it was playing a joke on me. So I use my will to transform the DC into someone moderately more attractive and well, I was pretty satisfied to say the least.

I kiss him for a moment and realize in other LD's I usually skip this part and cut to the chase, but this was oddly more pleasurable. I stopped and gently pushed him away, and said OKAY THANKS BRO LOLOL, because I really couldn't wait to fly again so I jetted off and saw him shrug and go back to his friend that was waiting for him.


I remember feeling huge bursts of speed in the sky and the chilly air on my skin. I remember at parts flying became a bit difficult and I would flap my arms and laugh at myself for how terrible I was at flying.

I googled flying at night and this showed up, so I'm now a bird.

I knew the dream was already losing stabilization but I couldn't be arsed to go back to the ground, I was enjoying just being there in that moment way too much. I slowly drifted down and remember hovering over the ground upside down and even feeling blood rush to my head, it was startlingly realistic, though I knew it couldn't have been because I was floating upside down. After a few more minutes I decided to just calmly close my eyes and meditate and as I did the dream began to fade. I knew I was in a good spot to start up a new dream if I focused enough on relaxing, but I figured that was enough for one day and wanted to write in my DJ.

Finally, an end to a very long dryspell. Thanks Freddy.

Dream - Lucid - AP

Tried to MILD last night and failed . I think I'm just having a very stressful week as far as school goes. Too many tests! Anyways, onto my dreams.

I was at a girl I knew in high school, Kayla's, sleepover birthday party. I want to say it was in the music building of my college. I had a blow up matress, but it was very thin and seemed to have a leak in it. It looked like it was half-assed blown up. I rolled it up and did something with it.

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I was at the mall with Ryan, and we were looking at this videogame shop, when I realized that the shelf they were displaying things on was one that I had left there; it was my shelf. The shelf was black and about chin-height to me. I also realized that I had left quite a few other things there, like my box with my N64 in it, and some Wii games. I told the person displaying the things on the shelf that that was my shelf and my stuff in the tub behind it, and she said "Oh, alright, I thought so", or something to that effect. She started taking the displays down.

I asked Ryan to help me carry the stuff out to the car, mostly it was just the games and my N64. He tried to carry it all at once, balancing everything in his arms. We left the shelf there, however, and many of the games. I also remember my car being in the middle of the mall.

Then, I was waking up in my bed at home, and I was thinking about the dream I had, and decided that it wasn't a dream and that I really did leave that stuff at the mall; I realized that the shelf and many of my games were still there. I asked my mom to help me bring them home. I was very anxious and frantic about getting them back. My mom gave me half of a pill, I want to say it was a Valium. It was clear, almost like a gel capsule, but it was solid. I was having a lot of trouble swallowing the pill; it kept getting stuck in the back of my throat. At one point, I dropped it on the seat of my car, and had to find it again.

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I was dating my middle school boyfiend, Leslee, again. My dad gave me a gift, which was supposed to be an engagement ring for Leslee and I to use. The ring looked like a tiny, bright red whistle with a tiny diamond on the top. When I took it out of the box to show Leslee, everything in and around the box was charred and burned to ashes, except for the whistle ring. But it was no longer a ring; there was no band on it. Instead, there was a cord inside to make it a necklace. I told Leslee my dad told us we could use it as an engagement ring. I gave it to him, but then I thought to myself that we'd probably break up and he'd end up selling it or something. I then thought about changing my Facebook status to "Engaged", but decided not to. For some reason, I didn't think Leslee had a Facebook. Later in the dream, I discovered that he did.

EDIT: Saw Kayla today for the first time in months walking on campus. I think it's so cool how these things line up sometimes.

Im with J at Tampere. We start to walk towards the centre of city. We are talking about the same place, but saying it by other words. We then meet some girls from our school. We meet R and we are asking for the next train/metro to go to the centre, because we are lazy and dont want to walk. So we are at some underground station which is like 1920-style. There are some teachers walking around the place and we meet T, he says he can drive us to the centre.

Now Im at T's house. I see a door which is half open, I look in to the room and see his wife sleeping there. He then asks me did I leave a teddy bear there last time. I ask what does it look like, and he shows me the teddy and I say "yeah thats mine".

I have left the house and I am on my way to home. I only have my old beanie and black hoodie on also some trousers. We are in the middle of a really narrow road with A. We are moving with bikes. There are coming some cars towards us, and we dodge the first car and it goes by easily. The next car is having trouble going pass us, and we notice that theres a woman behind the steerin wheel and we are like "Oh yeah should have known, a woman driver." Then I see F and M in some houses yard. They are grabbing apples from the tree and they are wearing some red/orange/yellow skirts. The roads have stone fences next to them.

Im at school and T asks me did I have a dream about him. N is about to answer but doesnt. Im also explaining somehting that I saw a dream about my cousin who is also named T.

The old 9th graders are visiting our school. They are in front of the main entrances. At first Im confused and start to be doubtful about the whole thing. Then I notice that S is with E and they are kissing in middle of other guys who are the current 9th graders but playing that they are 7th graders. Im also playing that Im a 7th grader.

another weed dream i was with my friend and we were smokinga bong nd my dad was their nd he told me only to take a few hits and not to many. next thing im no im riding on top of a rhino running around in a deep valley with my friends who are on their rhinos. haha wtf