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im like playing tennis and this guy at the othere end of the court is hiting the balls pretty fast but i hit them all back i look at the screen and im out of playing time so the other dudes like ha i going to whin by default. so i turn around aand there a machine so i take out a 5 doller bill and put it in hoping it wont just take my money it gave me more time i look at the screen thinking it gave me only 5 more min. But mut it actully says som thing like 64810000000000000000 so im like DAUM so the dud get all pist and wals away im like come back now where in the dead in circle of my old hose he looks like my old friend tray we might fight

I was in a lounge type bar, sitting on a bar stool, and there were three monkeys playing the guitar that had blue strings on. I had borrowed a guitar from one of the monkeys, and was playing some great blues riffs I didn't even know I could play. I handed it back when their owner came, one of the monkeys was light skinned. I listened to them for a while, just enjoying the music. Then I said I had to go, and in order to go I had to crawl through the front door, on my side and sort of wiggle through because it had gotten a lot smaller. Then as I was walking down on the street, this guy started choking me. I got stuck in some sort of time loop, and was choked over and over and over again, dying again and again and again. Overall, I liked the bar, but the choking was bad.

I'm flying, well I wouldn't say flying, perhaps rotating around this object, in the middle of the air. It's a object, like, well very hard to describe ;P I begin to find this strange.. and I become lucid!
I take off in the air, at a very high speed, It's very cool, but I'm dissapointed at my lack of things to do, in the boring landscape. I decide I should try to meet my dream guide, I shout out 'When I turn around, my dream guide will be standing behind me.' I try to talk to him, and I have no luck. He has an "x" button above his head, and frustrated I press it. He beings talking, I don't recall what he said, but I don't think he's my dream guide


Next dream.
I'm walking back to go home. I have to walk, and walk, and walk, I feel like I've had this dream before. Come to think of it, it vaguely reminds me of the one I had at the rain station, did I mention I'm in a train station? Anyway, back on track. I recieve a call from someone, I talk for A while, not to sure what I said. I proceed on, and to cut a long story short, I arrive at my destination. I just read the sign, and know here is where I need to be. I emerge from the subway, and walk to the place where I remember dad told me to call to be picked up from. I see a person, and ask if I could borrow there phone. "Excuse me, would I be able to borrow your phone? Mine's dead flat" I raise my phone to prove this. She says hers isn't working either, I feel like she's lying, but what can I do? I repeat this to two people, including my school principal O_O
I finally get a "Sure" and she gives me some phone that's really stupid, and requires precision to use, because of the really small keys. Finally I give up, and request she texts him for me, she nods, and I tell her to type "Hey dad, I'm at the place, please pick me up" She shows the text to me and smiles, It's a little different to what I said, but I say "Thank you!" Gratefully. I don't recall anything else.

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1.) Fly rapidly vertical in Court.

2.) Fly fairly well in burg. Have sex with Beyonce.

3.) Have sex with Raven in tub. Weird.

4.)Kiss Alexandra in Court on hill.

5.) Watching old movie of myself in preshool. Say that this can't be real. Do a RC, and proceed to fly to Charlestown. It's the most beautiful sight ever. So many colors! The buildings are larger and more grandeur than in reality. I fly to the center and eat at a restaurant. I begin to lose grip on the dream, and go into a false awaking.

8/23/11

DILD + FAs

Recall: poor

I had a lot of work with the new portal technique. This time although it would create portals, they took me to the wrong place.

I was looking for Jonah with some adult guy. We walked down this hallway and I wondered if he maybe went through this mirror. I touch my finger to it and see if it is made of goo. I think he could only do that if it is a dream so I RC.

Lucid, I try to go through the mirror. However, I fail and my dream soon goes black. I am still feeling my way around for a bit.

I thought I woke up and tried to DEILD. In retrospect, I think I was still asleep in an FA. I remember thinking that I should probably get up soon, but I really wanted another chance to LD.

I believe I RC and continue trying to teleport. I am making some portals for a bit. I remember being able to walk through them, but not being very happy with the destinations.

I think I FA again and I am watching a basketball game. There was some issue with reporters doing something to the players so there were some strange interviews. The game started 1 on 1 with Ben Wallace and some other guy. Ben Wallace got the ball first and went down the court. He turned around and hucked the ball, trying to make a behind the back 3 pointer. When that happened, all of the other starting 5s rushed the court to start playing.

I am now playing too. They think I am Derrick Rose. I know it is a dream and that I am not Rose, but I feel like I have to play because they expect me to. I am terrible. I do make a few good plays to get good looks, but I miss every shot badly. The ball is also bigger than normal.

FA

I become lucid and go back to making portals. I am trying to find Heather. I imagine her as vividly as I can, and try to draw a portal. But this time I can't even make a portal. I try it again, and I see it. I walk through, still imagining her, but I end up laying down in the dark. I walked through the portal and ended up laying face down about 2 ft. past the portal in darkness. I stand up and am now standing back out of the portal. I step out and soon lose the dream.

FA. I am disappointed that I couldn't find Heather and give up.

Some guy is talking to me and I get some mail. Heather had sent me a letter. It was from some club she was doing and I assumed it was an invitation. I open it and I find my name on some roster. I can't find her name.

I become lucid somehow and try to portal to her once. It goes to some random room and give up. I want to teleport to the DVA. I am imagining the outside of castle. It is stormy with winds howling. My breathing during this sounds just like whipping winds. I imagine stormy waters. I look at the portal and head through. But it takes me to a random room again.

Thankfully, I don't recall much from last nights dreams.

I woke my daughter up at 5:30AM instead of 6:15. I just could not stay up any longer. I fell right to sleep then woke up at 8AM from a disturbing dream and freezing.
All I recall is being some different different woman. At my feet was a man the woman loved. He appeared to be dead or unconscious. There was a little bit of blood on his forehead.
There was then something around the top of his head and 2 drill-type things bored into his ears. I panicked, sure he was still alive and screaming for help. But then the thing on his head "moved" so that it was as if a vice on either side of his cheeks and it tightened until his head was flattened. I watched, in horror, as it tightened, but thankfully the vice was in such a position that I didn't actually see his head be crushed.

I woke up, took a hot bath, then went back to bed until noon. I woke up from some more disturbing dreams, but I don't remember those at all.

What is with me and disturbing dreams lately?

I wasn in a man's house. This man was very mean. He was also very obese. There were four each one with a riddle on them that you were supposed to solve and bring an object to. The man obviously didn't expect us to solve the riddle. He told us to get the object, we would have to time travel. I told him to go fuck himself, and left.

I was in an apartment area. the buildings were tall, and one of them had a sniper on them. I took my weapon out, and took cover. I shot him down, when I realized, "I somebody just tried to kill me, and I committed a violent act... This must be a dream!" I decided to practice flying a bit. I was able to do it a lot better this time, as I managed to jump off the ground, levitate, and gain altitude by willing myself. I decided that I'd figure out wherever I was. There was a very obese black man being mean to his family, so I punched him in the face. This knocked him back about 10 feet. He got up and said, "Yo man, what the fuck?"
I then called him the N word to get him to fight me, and I kicked his ass over to the fountain, where I put him in. I decided to test the RC of breathing underwater and jumped into the fountain. When I found out I could breathe, after a bit of difficulty, I got out, dry as if I were never in there. I jumped into the air, and had a bit of difficulty flying. As usual, I couldn't gain altitude as much as I had wanted. I willed myself up, but that did little good. I got back on the ground, and observed the fountain and its nearby population. Whole families were eating lunch around it, and it was very realistic until I shot and fought someone.

Also, who says that closing your eyes makes you wake up?! That's dumb, right there.

Was in vegas with kara. I left with a bike to explore while kara stayed in her room. On my way back there were bikes that sounded like cars behind me and it startled me a couple of times. I realized that my bike also sounded like a car. I went back to the hotel after getting lost for a bit and finally found it. Inside it looked like an amusement park. I went up the elevator and couldn't find the room. I was panicked that I might never see kara again. I found my key card and remembered the room. I went inside to say hi to kara. She had a friend that I never met over. I said hi to her and went to wash my face. I started talking to them about a black head remover and when I went back out there kara had 7 friends over with her. We all talked for a bit before I left to meet some friends. They were PUAS and we talked about picking up girls. There were random girls coming up and I was telling them what to say to them. After the girls left we laid down and fell asleep. I woke up and left. I saw my dad somewhere and ended up going back to my room to get my new phone. When I opened it I had a creepy feeling in my room. I quickly opened the blinds and they instantly shut again. It felt like it was stuck with static. I tried again full force and could hear and feel something running behind me. It tackled me and I fell through the glass and started falling to my death. The thing was still holding on to me when I woke.

I am in a large city that resembled what I think of as new york. Random people off the streets are coming up to me and trying to convince me to buy some random thing, I knew what it was in the dream, but I have forgotten what it was. I just remember in the dream I was wanting them to leave me alone, because I had no interest in buying it.

(two days ago)

I started out on this island. I got into this yacth type of boat, white, has maybe two or three rooms inside, not more. The boat went off to the sea. I was on it with a couple of people I thought I knew in the dream, yet I don't recognize them now that I'm awake. We drove around a bit. At one point I saw this lizard like creature slip through the waves. After a while, the three of us on the boat decided to go swimming. I jumped from the top of the boat into the sea below. I swam in it for a while without any issues. However, after a while, this small fish like thing with two huge eyes (in proportion to the rest of the body) started chasing me. It showed its teeth, and I got scared. I swam away from it as well as I could. It was a mere 2m or less away from me the whole time, sometimes missing me by only a bit when trying to bite me.

I got on the boat safely again after a while. So we headed out again. After a while, we arrived at this deserted island composed of mainly sand and a couple of palm trees. We spent a while on the island, relaxing. The two of them stayed on the island and I headed out on the boat after a while of chilling. I drove it around a bit. Thought I was heading for mainland. But no... after a few hours, I arrived back at the same island. At that point, I had a huge mindrape moment, even though it wasn't that bizarre.

Had a short LUCID! W00t!

Can't remember a whole lot from it. But I do know that I went lucid. I remember being in the ocean just off the beach, because I remember water and tidal rocks below me. I remember the sensation of flying and the more distinct sensation of realizing I was in a dream.

Outside of that, I remember trying to grow magical mushrooms with a friend. We were collecting spores from some kind of moving reddish-green algae from a pond. My mother wasn't into the whole thing, but somehow I talked her into it.

Belated entry from 8/22/11:
I remember being told something about forgotten, ancient cities. Then I was on top of a sparsely grassed cliff overlooking the ocean. I saw a modern city coming from the far West, running out to the ocean. As the building neared the ocean, they became older and older, slowly moving from metal to brick to stucco, with the very last of the structures to the far East quietly being swallowed by the ocean, decayed and barely recognizable. It was a beautiful scene.

unfortunately I was up and down all night and could never really get into a good sleep so I can not remember any of my dreams...maybe I'll have better luck tonight.

I had a whole series of dreams about the same idea--people called kindles, and what kindling entailed, etc.--until a thunderstorm woke me up, but I was so enamored of the idea that my last dream was about Tiger & Bunny and managed to incorporate it.

So, Tiger & Bunny is an anime about superheroes controlled by a television company who film their exploits for ratings and also just so happen to conveniently fund and control the criminals. In my dream, though, the bad guys were, instead of the somewhat pedestrian Ouroborous, monsters that emerged from things after being incubated purposefully by the TV company who would attack and take over people; if successful, the host became a "kindle"--after being kindled in this fashion--with no memory of his or her past, completely full of monster which had access to all his or her feelings and memories and would then begin to wantonly commit crimes unless exterminated or captured. By Hero TV, I guess.

Also in the dream Kaede was a full-fledged Hero who still didn't listen to her dad at all, and she had a really badass constellation of powers such that Kotetsu was super proud of her (he would probably be super proud of her if she opened a coffee shop, but still). Anyway, for some reason Kotetsu was growing suspicious of...everything, kind of like in the show currently. Or maybe he was completely-oblivious, Kotetsu-style, and that and his terminal nice-guyitude allowed him to be caught off guard by a monster bemoaning a coherent grievance. Anyway he was on his own when suddenly there was an emergence near him at a local mall, a huge frog monster was coming from a big glass bay of mall substrate, shattering outwards and howling mournfully. He faced it as civilians fled in droves, and by the time his teammates rolled on to the scene, there was only Kotetsu standing there. The next part is unclear but...maybe only Bunny came, and let him "escape?" Or something? Or he got allegedly-killed somehow? By Kaede who then let him escape...? Dimly I feel like Kaede was maybe working for the kindle insurgency against the TV company the whole time, because she's not an idiot...? But anyway then he was officially dead but REALLY, ALIVE and in a cool different suit just kind of wandering around not doing anything. Because he'd been told to lie low and hide out in his disguise, but he didn't have anywhere to go or anything to do, so he just kind of stood around on street corners and stuff kicking cans while everybody assumed he was a mascot for something and ignored him.

AND THEN there was a showdown with the head of the TV company. Kotetsu was hanging around in a big amphitheater/lecture hall of some sort, just chillin', lost in musical thoughts. Oh, and Kotetsu has been growing somewhat unsettling since his kindling, because in the dream, especially for this scene, I as the audience do not have any knowledge of kindling particularly, so it all comes as a series of surprises as if I were watching the episode for the first time. Anyway, Maverick comes in and he sideways-confronts Kotetsu. I mean like, indirectly. And they banter for just a little while and then Maverick sends in a team of blackclad SWAT guys, but kindle-Kotetsu reveals that he's been "listening to music" this whole time he's been hiding out (that lugubrious frog that kindled him was apparently music-based), i.e. he's been training and synchronizing with and hearing out the grievances and accusations of the monsters' side, and so with THEIR POWERS COMBINED he's about to attack Maverick, and shit, only then I'm woken up mid-monologue. And I love Kotetsu's monologues, so that was very sad.

AND THEN, THE FIRST SERIES OF DREAMS.
I think I started out being lost at the wedding of somebody from grade school, but that was lame and not epic at all. But eventually it segued into my kind of awesome dream. So: kindles.

In the dreams, kindles were hated, hunted, and desperately feared. Constant campaigns of extermination were launched against them and, under a thin veneer of normalcy, every good kindle-fearing citizen's interactions with each other were tinged with suspicion. A kindle is a person--or a demon--or some kind of hideous disease, depending on who you ask. Everyone knows someone who has been kindled and run off or been caught and lynched.

It's like this: in this world, there are people who, when killed, randomly assume, from a limited selection, the body of a nearby person (the dream told me "person near death" at this point but that doesn't make much sense--maybe my character was taught by a nice mentor, or something). The new person is then "kindled", and in that kindling is completely erased and replaced by the invading personality. Essentially, kindles swap bodies when ganked. There are enough of them that they are considered a horrible scourge, and I'm not sure if the general public understands that it only happens when you kill one. It seems sensible that that sort of information would be suppressed by temporal authorities and kindles alike.

Visually, it's a kind of Witcher 2-like world, rich and verdant but also ancient and swamplike. The trees are huge and little villages tucked away beneath the branches spin well-maintained beaten paths between one another. Like The Elder Scrolls franchise, there are also a ton of different races and mixed-races. At first, I'm a yellow lizard guy, a traveling sort of person. I think I get hunted down and killed somehow--it's so unclear now, and it was the BEST DREAM EVER, wah--and after being extinguished I kindle again in the form of a strong, tall wrinkly blue kind of person with red spikes on his head. In this form I travel to a docks beside a large swamp. I sit on a barrel, prop my face on my hand and my elbow on my knee, and spare a few moments of melancholy for the person I've just destroyed in my rekindling. I think there's someone else there, some kind of younger, scaly big guy there, possibly a guardsman. He seems levelheaded. I talk to him about local stuff, and the places I've been. He seems super levelheaded and I like him. He seems pleased to have met me too. Then, motherfucking Abra walks up as I'm waiting for the raft or canoe or whatever to ferry me somewhere else. We talk for a while. I recognize her instantly, and she seems to know me too, despite my shape and lack of lucidity. It's perfectly clear to me that she's the human Abra, dreamwalker, here from another plane. I'm all strong and spiky and shit so I feel obligated to protect her from whatever dangers she faces from coming to visit someone in my position. I think the other guy is content to walk back to his post--is he a guard?--and give us space. Eventually, though, I think people from the village show up. For some reason they're suspicious of me, though I'd traveled a long ways since my rekindling and this body shouldn't be from around here. I think they want to run some sort of test, which I'm absolutely sure I'll fail. The guard is holding them off at the beginning of the pier and eventually comes to talk to me alone--I think Abra is hanging back a little--he's willing to listen to my side, not looking too happy to have this dumped in his lap considering I'd've been off his hands entirely given thirty minutes for the boat to come.

I'm...well, I'm concerned for myself too, but mostly my responsibility is to Abra. I try to explain her situation to the guard--that she's here because she's dreaming in another world, this point is very important and I remember pressing it. He's shaking his head like he doesn't believe me or it's irrelevant or he might not be able to protect her once the town takes me, but I'm insistent as the crowd works up the nerve to push closer. Abra's no part of this at all, look, fine, I'm the kindle andIjustwanttobeleftalonewe'renotlikewhatyouthinka ndalsoI'mgoingaway!...but I awake on that note due to a supremely inconsiderate thunderstorm at two in the morning.

I think I'd also awakened back when I was the yellow lizard guy whose adventures are now lost to me, at around one o'clock, but I thought the whole kindle thing was so cool I clung to it super hard and actually managed to continue it. SWEET