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After yesterday's amazing cigar which holds secrets beyond anyone's wildest dreams, today we're faced with yet another discovery straight from the depths of my mind!

1. The pink pistol!

I'm flying over a boreal forest somewhere in Siberia or Alaska and there's snow everywhere, under me fly two helicopter carrying a concrete house and a deserted church-like structure made out of wood, it seems very old in comparison to the house.
The heli's drop the two buildings close to each other in the middle of the forest and at this point I'm also on the ground, around me I see a group of men, they appear to be woodcutters and it looks like they'll be staying here for a while because the two buildings will be used as an outpost.
The men rebuild the damaged church at an amazing speed and before I know it the damaged walls are repaired.
Inside the boss of the company resides and he tells me to take a look in a small wooden box against the wall on the left, there are no windows and the only light comes from torches.
Inside the box I find two pink pistols wrapped in paper, one of them seems to be missing parts and thus isn't functional, the other seems decent although pink!
Suddenly a small kid grabs the incomplete pink pistol and thinks it's a toy, before I can tell him he shouldn't play with that he already runs out and I follow him. While I'm approaching the main door I trying to holster my gun under my white jacket in my left pocket, it's quite difficult and I'm still busy by the time I'm outside.
There I see one of my old teacher facing me and instantly she looks shocked to see me with a gun, I realise this and quickly tell her it's a fake gun and I'm playing a game with the kid, she seems to be convinced.

2. A convention?

I'm somewhere in a large concrete building with lots of corridors and empty looking rooms, there's a lot of people who are roughly the same age as me, I'm feeling very tired and look for a way out.
Outside the sky is grey, it's cold and there's snow on the ground. I seem to be somewhere in a less urban part of the city as there aren't that many houses although it is very blury in the distance.
I go through the building as the endless steam of people continues down in the same direction, I open a random door on my left and see it's an empty room that seemed to be a secondary checkpoint with ID-scanners leading to the main court yard. Eventually I follow the people group of people and arrive outside at the main entrance, I notice my dad has to pick me up but he isn't there yet so I call him, it's starting to get dark.

Eye

I was inside my house and was with Eye trying to solve a problem a dream character had. I think they were trapped by a device that didn't allow them to feel better or something. There was a bad guy and i think we were being chased so i told Eye I didn't want to dream about this anymore. After that he said okay and was flying me somewhere but than i changed my mind and decided to call Dawn. I had a feeling i saw Dawn earlier too at that time.(I think i did but it was earlier in the dream) I tried using the phone but to no avail. Another character came and tried to do something bad to us though so i told Eye to just fly us somewhere else. As we were flying though i noticed his form was constantly changing from his anime form to somewhat like a reindeer mixed with a human. I touched his red nose and stroked his hair as he was changing telling him to get his form under control. He said okay than dropped me somewhere and disappeared. After that i got distracted with a 100 dollar bill that came out of no where and little girls that were sitting at a table. One of them was hiding under a table and the teacher who was watching them shouted at her to come out. She came out than told me about how she was having trouble with finding out how to play her video game.
Than I woke up.

Kiro

I saw Eye and Kiro in their human form laying on my mom's bed. Eye asked Kiro laying down "What are you doing here?" Than Kiro said something I forgot. After that the scene shifted and i was being tugged on by a invisible dream character in an unknown room. I pushed it away and it turned into a old man that was trying to rape me. I also turned into a old lady but managed to get the character away from me and turn back into my regular form. The DC that was pulling on me transformed into a young boy though.

After that the dream changed again and I was in my house on a bed. A group of guys came to visit. Even Kiro and apparently he had a little sister. The little girl wanted to play but i said no and tried to get away from them since i was non lucid. Than suddenly he picked me up and put me on his shoulders. We ended at the living room where a couch was and he put me there. After that I was talking about Hetalia Twinkle with the guys. After we had fun talking they left and i walked back to the bedroom. To my surprise my brother was playing with an odd cage that was filthy with bird poop and had cat like chess pieces in the cage. The two cats were supposed to be two spirits fighting with each other. I assumed they were gonna hurt me from their fighting and decided to leave. Recognizing it was a dream than. But as soon as i tried to leave one came to me in front of the door like a burst of wind and stopped me.(Funny how this reminds me of another dream i had where two spirits were fighting with bursts of wind)

Anyways after that it became a person and i suddenly got the urge that i wanted to go for a walk outside with it. It told me okay but to hurry up. The dream shifted after that though. I ended up inside a bathroom where girls were getting ready for a party but i had a huge problem. There was a small hole on the side of my cranium with a metal piece. I was non lucid and worrying about it. Eye and two other girls tried to help me get it fixed and told me not to worry about it. Than a guy who was dressed and acting as a female mentioned how it reminded him of how at a salon the lady painted someone's eyebrow yellow all wrong by just a bit and that it was tragic. But I could overcome it. I asked if i could use something to cover the hole i had on my head than eye took a paper and pushed it hard on my head like three times. I pushed his hand away and told him to stop since i felt he was gonna make it worse. That is when i noticed that looking at the mirror the hole was gone .

I was content but still felt nervous when i was walking outside. We were planning on going to a party but before we did i decided to take a look at the drawings and sketches. There were sketch books in a small hall on the wall next to the art room.(The place was like a school i guess) As I was looking at the drawings i asked Eye if the drawing reminded him of pokemon. Than walked out of the small hall. Eye followed me from behind and grabbed me. But what he did was beyond inappropriate. I assumed he was trying to butt rape me so i grabbed his you know what hard and told him to stop. Than I woke up after that.

Fragments

--Running outside in the snow at night. The setting was in an unknown city. I managed to get lucid and get away from guys who were shooting at each
other in the dark.Also there was something about ending up at a place where people put bikes on escalators as a job.

--My dad wanted me to type a website called www.Pajamas.com so that my uncle could meet his wife there.(Like a chat place) I ended up doing it than we transported into a clothing shop where a old lady was insulting people as i was looking at the clothing.
I turned to her after she said something really mean though. She didn't insult me until i creep her out with my eyes(staring) or mind or whatever. She stumbled as she tried to get away saying "Is this how you really act around people!?" than transformed into a little girl. I told her i wasn't happy but i wasn't going to hurt her. Than she shouted "Caleb! Call mom!" I looked to the side and saw a wheat field inside a portal. There was a Jack Russel terrier as well in it and when i woke up i was reminded how i really like Jack Russell terriers. > w <

This dream had an incredible scene. I was by the waters of the Pacific Northwest Unites States by the water. I think I was in a cove or maybe by a saltwater "river". The clouds would roll in and out making it sunny or cloudy at any given moment. The landscape was beautiful pine forests with a sandy shore in some places and rocky in others. the water was slightly stained. I was in a small cove when I spotted a pod of orca milling(playing) in the area. I got so excited I almost jumped. There was a raised wooden viewing platform and I immediately went over to it to get a better view. On my way up the stairs an orca was splashing enough water to send some of it over to me as i climbed the stairs. It was a spectacular sight looking out. Watching this family of orca swimming, playing, and socializing with each other. The family bonds so obviously strong in this pod. Most of the orca swam down river but one decided to stay, I think maybe for me. It played around right in front of the stand as if to show me some things. It was a massive orca, the biggest of all the family rolling on its back and sending water everywhere with powerful inverted tail lobs slapping the water with powerful force. I wanted to go see the whole family and I began to walk down river to where they had begun playing again. Walking down the rocky part of the beach I looked out over the water. I could not believe where I was. As i got to the sandy side of the beach I also was in the forest now by the water. Two adult orca were laying in the sand looking across the water. I walked up in between the two and they both looked back at me. I was slightly nervous being near there tail knowing one blow could knock me unconscious. I got near there mid sections and petted them both at once but they rejected it and slid back into the water. With my confidence hurt I went to the waters edge where a smaller one was playing by the shore. I reached down to pet it but it quickly made an effort to swim away. Now I was getting a little disheartened until finally a small calf swam over to me, excited to see me. It rolled around and let me pet it for a bit. We looked right in each others eyes and all I saw was joy, playfulness, and curiosity. It was not afraid. I was over-joyed with finally getting to interact with one. I understand this is never my choice, the orca will always determine whether or not they want to interact with people an i have no choice but to respect their decisions; but i'm glad the calf gave me a chance to interact with it, I feel honored. It swam away back to its family and I watched a little bit longer. Sad they were all leaving but happy I got to see them. That was the last I saw them.

Hey, i don't recall that much but ill try my best.

I was with a girl which i assume its her lol named Megan, and we were hangin out and we went to a hotel to chill at the Pool and with other friends, we had fun and then she had to go or somethin happened and she dissapeared, i was with mom i think somewhere later on and someone fall down almost dying cus he had some sickness and i tried to help , then he stood up and everything was fine lol, what a dream... anyways then i didnt talk to that girl called Megan for 2-3 days (in my dream) i thought something's going on, got emotional there lol, and i decided to send a message on fb and ask whats up.

First message i got was a video on her city or something that zombies came to life or something and people dying and stuff like that, anyway i was chatting and i decided to go there and see whats up with her friends etc, on my way i told her or she put the phone voice call on speaker, and i wanted to give an advice lol, the advice was: Hey guys, i want to give an advice because this videos you are watching are not the reality, this media is trying to take over and make us watch this videos to seek their help, they are trying to build their own democracy ''s***" and thats it, well then i assume i wanted to talk to Megan in private and i woke up =D

peace.

"Two act as one. Not dreamer. Not dream guide. Two parts of same whole. Think like your Yin-Yang."

Well this is the final time I feel like I have to try and do this energy link thing. All I have to do now is get into a situation where it actually becomes useful. I can't say I'm in love with the idea of having to rely on someone else in order to access this amount of power in dreams, but I guess Manei did tell me that in order for it to work, we must be equals, two parts of the same whole. All I am really doing is accessing another part of myself.

I was taking a math test in the basement of my old high school. Someone asked for my eraser and didn't give it back. I remember thinking that I needed it because I kept writing my answers wrong. I remember one was '26' but the six was shifted higher than the two and I wanted to move it. I then became partially lucid and figured I would just use willpower to move it.

Everything turned into negative. So the paper was black and the writing, white and slowly the 6 moved down to its proper spot.

I then found myself in a compound in the middle of the jungle. I was trying to move a metal statue around.

I remember I was sitting on the couch with Manei. I remember saying something really dumb about how I was happy that she was real now, and that I didn't have to go into dreams to talk to her anymore. She told me to come to back with her to the dreamworld and live there forever. I told her that I had to eat my ramen first.

I went into the kitchen and got my ramen off the stove. But I couldn't find any plates. I spilled it by accident onto a skateboard. It got cold almost immediately and I started eating it off the skateboard but I was thinking there might be a lot of dirt and germs and it didn't taste good.

Eating my ramen turned into a long frustrating process and it was like 2:00am. I woke up eventually because I had to go to the bathroom.

I appeared in my own house, right back on the couch where the last dream had ended. It seemed like a whole lot of family was over at the time.

"Alrighty. I'm here. And I finished my Ramen."

"About time!"

I think Marcus was there. He was just acting like another family member. I think he was my uncle, and he was making sugar cookie cutouts. I remembered that just a few minutes ago, I had been trying to WBTB. I remember thinking/saying something to him about being left out. He replied something like "It's okay. If you ever need me, I am here."

Okay, you have to finish teaching me about that energy link thing.

"Alrighty. Take both hands. You know how to do it."

The sensations were much less intense this time. The energy arrows appeared for a second then went away. I remember thinking to myself how the energy is like a river flowing in a circle and that if one person starts forcing more energy into the circuit, they will, willingly or otherwise, push more out of the other person to attain equilibrium.

The first time we probably put a little too much energy into the circuit first. Maybe because we were still figuring things out. Maybe that's why the environments kept changing randomly and we kicked up all that wind, too, since we had so much power but were not properly directing it.

All of this while we were hobbling up the stairs while trying to hold both hands. I remember she started using some chant. She explained to me that chants are the way that we control this. She started saying something in dreamspeak. I don't remember what it was, but it began with a K, and had a sort of rhyme or singsong tone to it. I tried to copy her, and ended up just using my summoning command.

"Kuansen Axio Sosumblue"

I repeated it until we were up in my room. We sat down on the floor across from one another. My room in the dream was messy. There were black and white towels everywhere. I figured that was the dream sending me a message, but I was also annoyed by it. Manei didn't mind. Then agian, I went in her room and it was just as messy...

I was still repeating the summon command.

"Stop it, silly. I already here. That one won't do anything..."

I remember she quietly told me the actual translation of that command with her thoughts. Something that I didn't even know until now. Apparently, Kuansen is "to ask of ones' self", and since in dreams, everything is a part of you, you are asking the dream to do what you want. Axio is like "true" or "free of evil", and you are smart to include this in spells/commands. Sosomblue is kindness, meaning that you ask kindly, and with gratitude. I guess it can also mean a close friend or companion.

"I like to use words in your language, since yours is the language of dreams. Manei, what is the word for, in your language, uhh... stabilize?"

*thinks for as is she herself is starting to forget dreamspeak...* "Metatitakiatientes."

*a few pronunciation corrections later...*

"And what is the word for dream?"

"God."

"I'm gonna have to write that down. That second one is gonna be a lot harder to remember."

"*laughs* Why are we in bathroom?"

"I have to pee agian, I guess. Sorry, but I got to go. (Man, I knew I shouldn't have drank so much tea before bed...)"

"Bye."

I remember looking outside at an inflatable statue of a gray alien in somebody's yard. There were a bunch of small spotlights pointing up at it. I let myself lose the dream and woke up.

Body Surfing In Thailand
I'm with Daryl in Thailand. We're on a beach and its night time. I see a car in the parking lot and some dude is fucking some Asian girl. He is having sex with her while standing up. I walk towards the water and see Shonnie and his partner. It's not his real partner. This girl is a pretty Asian. I hear her say that the water is a bit cold as she goes deeper. I get in and check for myself. I'm surprised she thought it was cold because I was loving it. We decide to go out deeper. Daryl is with us as we swim out. Daryl says there's a bit set coming through. I swim towards the shore to try and catch one of the waves. I begin body surfing the wave with Daryl. It feels awesome. It has a different feel to it, so smooth. I thought I was going to collide with Daryl but I Maneuvered out of his way. The wave takes me all the way onto the shore. I eject off the wave onto the sand in a standing position. I tell Daryl that I body surfed it all the way to shore, but he doesn't believe me.

I have a small Asian girl with me and we're standing at a deli looking for some food to buy. The girl starts touching the glass, which the girl behind the counter didn't like. I put the Asian girl on my shoulders. I feel a bit uncomfortable due to this girls age. I feel that they're thinking I'm a pedophile or something. I order quite a bit of food, which all looks good. I think at some point I feel as if I'm dreaming and it didn't matter what I ate, but don't take advantage of the thought, and continue the dream as normal. I order a few things multiple times.

Im in a room just off the beach. A competition just finished, which was of women's surfing. There were 2 rival girls who were not too fond on each other. I see Germain and I have a chat with him. I ask how footy is going. He says that his teams not playing the best. I say that he's team won the flag last year right? He replies with a yes. I have a feeling Germain doesn't really want to talk much.

Scores from the women's competition are being read out and it's very tight. It looks as if the girl I'm not wanting to win is going to win. To my surprise the last judge gave a great score to the one I wanted to win, which got her the victory. The loser is upset and has sour grapes. I see 2 posters on the wall and the loser writes her thoughts on he decision down on the poster. I feel like it's bad sportsmanship. I feel like writing something under her text.

It was a warm evening. With my mother we were jogging on a path hidden within bushes. The path took a turn right in front of two lakes, and it was easy to fall into the water. There were mountains to the left, and pine dominated in the forest.

We were running and talking about helicopter crash in local forest. When running I almost fell into the lake, slipping on mad and ending slide just before water.

I quickly standed up, and a group of friends appeared. We went away, and went through a sandtrap. I have fallen into the trap with one of friends. We were dragged down, and they wanted to free us somehow.

Suddenly I realised that It's a dream. I thought that I should use something, and got an idea. I moved my arms, and frozen the trap, and then I broken ice jumping out.

7/17/15
Went to bed at 11:45, woke up at 5:30, alarm at 6:30

Ugh, no recall at all. I woke up at 5:30 and laid there for a few minutes trying to recall, but I got nothing. Woke up again at 6:30, and laid three a bit again trying to recall, but got nothing again. Usually, when I doze a bit longer, I have some decent dreams, but not this time. Must have been pretty tired.

Tomorrow is Saturday, may better luck then.

7/16/15
Went to bed at 11:45, alarm at 6:30

Didn’t recall much, just someone explaining their Minecraft building to me.

My dream was pretty much a dream where I was playing Animal Crossing City Folk. I knew it was City Folk because the graphics matched that of City Folk. Many objects were fused together or misplaced. For some reason, there were a few Mario Kart boost panels scattered across the town. I played some mini games with the other villagers. I think, when I first saw the villagers, they were stacked all on each others, but afterwards, they jumped off each others to meet me. I talked to Camofrog (a villager from my New Leaf game). There were many times in the dream when I was questioning the surroundings, but I never did become lucid.