non-lucid

Looks like I'm back on track with my dream recall
Last night I had 6 vivid dreams, wrote them all down! One of them I absolutely adored, I don't know why.
As usual they're all non-lucid but now that my recall has returned i'll be working on it

1) I was in CEX, the electronic goods exchange shop. We have one in the town I'm in but it wasn't that one. It was very dark inside, and reminded me of a geeky comic book store or just a general miserable charity shop or something. It might have been light outside, but the curtains were shut so I couldn't really tell. I walked in from the back entrance of the shop. As I walked in, there were aisles of video games, DVDs, etc. on the right side of the shop, and on the left there was the counter. I walked past the counter and suddenly noticed my good friend Alex. Bi on the cashier with another guy who I don't remember, but I knew them. He said something like "Hey Calum! I am DEFINITELY not really drunk ". He said it sarcastically obviously suggesting that he had drunk a lot before work or the night before and was now pretty intoxicated. It made me laugh and I turned around to see his manager very close. I was worried that Alex would get himself in trouble, but the manager obviously heard and was laughing to himself shaking his head jokingly whilst working, so he was clearly quite chilled out. I was jealous of him having such a cool manager. I remembered in the dream that Alex had invited me to a party but I had turned it down for some reason. I apologized for it and thanked him, to which he said it was fine. Then he told me I was shit at prank calling. I can't remember where that came from.

{Very random dream. I've been quite chatty with Alex recently which could explain his appearance. In addition, he has been organizing an end of college party in the woods for a while which may explain the party. I don't know what the relevance of CEX or prank calling was.}

2) I read on the news or some other reliable source that the Dalai Lama's brother was dying of cancer. I wikipedia'd it to make sure it was true, and it was. I then asked a man in CEX if it was true, but he claimed he had died 4 years ago from smoking. I finally told my mum, and she wasn't particularly interested.

{this dream made very little sense. i'm going to see the Dalai Lama do a speech on June the 21st and I told my parents and they weren't particularly interested which I was shocked about, as he is such a powerful religious figure. this might explain why my mother wasn't interested when I told her about his death. I don't understand the obsession with CEX last night.}

3) It was my birthday, and me and my family were sat in the living room exchanging presents. It was very dark outside and about 6:25pm. However lights were on inside so it was nicely lighted. Like in another recent dream, we had our previous red living room suite instead of our new cream suite. It was quite awkward, as my Mum had bought pretty weird, shit gifts and my Dad who doesn't normally help her pick items thought her choices were very disappointing.

• The first present was a big combo pack box of various socks and boxer-shorts. I was quite surprised as I normally hate getting underwear for special occasions, but they were actually pretty cool and I like them. One of the pairs of boxer shorts were Berbery patterned, which was awesome! The box was like one of those boxes you get box-set books or DVDs in. It was dark blue. This present wasn't actually the first - I remember there being presents before this, but I can't remember them.

• Next, I got some pyjama bottoms with Bart Simpsons scattered over it. They were light blue. I get this kind of thing every year - unneeded pyjama bottoms with characters that I thought were 'rad' when I was about 8 years old. I unenthusiastically said "Oh coooooool...Bart Simpson pyjama bottoms..." before exchanging an awkward look at my dad that said "God these presents are shit...".

• Next, I got some sort of computer program, I think it was a problem solving game where you had to translate Japanese alphabet to English. I wasn't particularly interested in this, but it came with a hiragana/english keyboard which I thought would come in good handy in practising my Japanese. The keyboard was like a traditional old grey block keyboard. The english letters were in regular QUERTY format, and the hiragana characters were under the english letters - you had to use the shift key to use them. I told my parents how I thought the keyboard would be very handy but they didn't really show any interest.

• I was now given one of those CD-ROMs you get in cereal packets that contain malware-infested shit like wallpapers or buggy games. This time it was various desktop wallpapers of football matches. One of the teams had an orange and black kit on, perhaps wolves? I was very confused about this present, as I have no particular interest in wallpapers or football. But my Mum then explained that the wallpapers were painted by Irvine Welsh, one of my favourite authors. However instead of saying Irvine Welsh she said "Lentin Quoke" - I still understood who she meant, somehow. As soon as she told me I saw a lot of value in the wallpaper. It was very abstract and psychadelic...can't really describe it, but there's a lot of abstract art I look at in reality and it was similar to that. an example of the art is this...
  
  

• The penultimate gift was bigged up as the best present and was meant to be the last, and apparently one of my good friends (who I can't remember) owns one too. It was the only present I recall being wrapped in paper. I unwrapped it, and it was a 4 inch tall action figure of Stuart Little, the mouse from the animated film. However, it looked nothing like it. It was infact one of those skinny rubber bendy men whose limbs you can move, the kinda toy you buy from Hawkins Bizarre. However, it was actually Mike the green thing from Monsters Inc. I thought it was pretty cute and liked it. I started bending it's arms from a folding position to a spread out position, but by the time I finished doing that it was a 6 foot tall furry replica of Sulley from Monsters Inc. I looked away for a while, then when I looked back it was a model of a girl called Bronia in my Philosophy class. It was like a spoony china doll replica of her, now only 3/4 foot tall, and I remember thinking it was incredibly 'hip' and suited my weird personality perfectly. I thought I could stand it in the middle of my bedroom for everyone to see.

• After the previous present which was supposed to be the last, I was suddenly watching TV. It was a strange video tape of some sort of Disney Princess movie that I think was another present. It was very odd, and gave me the feeling that I was on LSD again. It was accompanied by music, and the strange creature - a red blob - which was supposed to represent a princess was about to jump over a huge chasm. You could hear the instruments doing a crescendo, building up the suspense. I was expecting a perfect cadence to end the short film which was only a matter of two minutes long. However in mid air, the princess just remained in mid air. I was a bit confused, presuming that the video was just skipping or I accidentally paused it. I clicked something on the remote, and the seconds continued to roll on - it was still playing, this was how the video was supposed to be. I figured it was some sort of experimental movie, and started to see value in it.

After all the presents from my parents, my sister had a couple to give me. However by this time it was 6:31 precisely, and my Mum claimed it was too late and she had to rush off to work that started at 6:30. I was quite annoyed, because there was still some hope in a nice gift from my sister.

{This was a very, very odd dream. My sister's birthday was recent and we all sat around the living room to exchange presents as we do every year, so I guess that may come from that. Something I found interesting about the dream is that it was 6:25ish, and the only time of the year that it is pitch black at this time is around my birthday (January). Maybe the time of the year affects the weather etc. even in dreams, i'm not sure...}

4) I was sat in the woods with a boy and my sister. I may have been accompanied by my family but I don't think I was. The boy was either my friend Nick. El or my other friend Marc. Wand. I'm pretty sure it was Nick though. It was around 2pm I think, cloudy outside but still fairly light where the sun was beaming through, nice and warm as well. I recognized where we were sat, I think it was the woodland area on the campus of my secondary school. The boy had a short haired, sandy coloured cute hamster which we were playing with. We started off by playing with it in it's cage (although I don't recall the cage being there) but ended up taking him out and letting him run through our hands, before just letting him walk on the dry dirt. Someone piped up saying it was weird and unnatural putting a hamster on the dirt in the forests, but I mentioned that wild hamsters grow up in the forests so it's hardly unnatural (I don't actually think they do, they might do, but I was fairly confident in my claim in the dream haha!). I then picked the hamster up, and kind of gently pushed his face into a dry, powdery dirt pile. I wanted to make it look like he was burrowing into the ground. He didn't seem to mind, and continued digging for a little bit, shuffling round the dirt. Suddenly, I looked down and the hamster was stood by Nick's leg, and there were 3 to 5 in total!

5) I was sat in a grey, boring but light exam hall. Instead of the normal auditorium like layout that I usually have college exams in, we were sat alongside each other in a cinema like set up. I was sat with with someone to my right who I think I knew, but not sure who it was - possibly Matt. Cra. We were waiting for everyone to turn up. I was going to be sitting a Music Tech exam, but people around me were doing a large variety of exams. A tall guy who looked like a cross between ex-bass player of Blue Camel Tom. Ho and a guy I met at a party called James. Gy came and sat to the left of me. I didn't recognize him really, just recognized his physicality as someone else. I greeted him and he greeted me. He then continued to criticize the exam I was taking, saying that Music Tech was too easy and not worth doing. I asked him what subject he was doing and he showed me a Maths paper, telling me that universities would value it so much more because it was much harder. I disagreed with this, saying that universities don't really care what subjects you took unless it's a subject specific university, and that all they care about it high grades - therefore I'd be more likely to get an A as it was an easy subject. He seemed to still disagree, but couldn't come back with a counter-argument so kind of muttered and returned to look at his own paper.

{Strange dream, as they all are really. Only relevance is that I took a Music Tech exam recently. I've also thought that it may have been a bad idea taking less academic subjects as uni's may prefer Maths etc. however I decided otherwise}

6) I was on a camping expedition in a desert (I think the Sahara) with two others. We had been hiking for a very long time, and we were now approaching our camp site. The area was beautiful - the sun was setting to a breathtaking purple-orange gradient, and we were surrounding by beautiful varying in size sand dunes. It felt like a life changing journey and that we had really accomplished something spectacular. I'm not really sure who the other people I was with were. One of them was my kind of age, and the other was an old man in his late 50's/early 60's. I thought the boy could have either been my good friend American Sam, Matt.P or Will. N, and the old man was my ex-Philosophy teacher John. D. If it wasn't him, then it could have been Hagrid. As we reached the camp site, I was informed that they were camping where we had just arrived and my spot was still a 1 mile walk in the same direction. I was angered and thought it was selfish of the others, but I immediately reminded myself of how beautiful the situation was, and how I needed to appreciate it as part of the experience. We all had very large hiking bags presumably containing water and essentials on our backs, so I told them that I would leave that in their area before hiking to mine, which they were fine with. Thinking about it that made not much sense as I'd have needed water in those conditions. We entered their area, which was a wooden log cabin! I'm pretty sure we were supposed to be camping in low-standard, traditional tribal tents, so I thought this was very odd, especially considering I'd probably be given a tent and be very jealous. We went inside and it was extremely dark, and I just dumped by bag somewhere. I occasionally worried as I snapped back to reality, realizing how crazy it was that I was on an expedition with a friend and an old man thousands of miles from home. I kept telling myself how messed up it was that I was in North Korea, although I'm pretty certain I was in the Sahara or another desert, unless North Korea has deserts? I don't think my parents were aware of what I was doing, which gave me a huge sense of freedom.

{I really, really enjoyed this dream. It was one of my favourite ever dreams, and I definitely want to revisit the beautiful area when I can lucid dream again}

EDIT: That was odd...after posting this, I googled North Korean Desert Sunset and foundd this image. It is an almost perfect representation of what I saw last nighht :O

Last night I had a strange dream.

I’ll start at the interesting part: I stepped through a portal into another world. I opened my eyes and saw that I was standing upon a shaggy hill, covered in a grey, dead grass. In the distance there was a hardpan desert, blowing with thin dust. Right before me, there was a creature, almost shaped like a man. He was skeleton-thin, with long limbs. His muscles hung like pockets of flesh from his bones, and his skin was loose and veiny. He face was hollowed, with a fleshy snout and hanging grey hair. His overall appearance was dull and colorless, such that he might blend right in with the desert behind. Despite his appearance, I was not afraid of him.

When I came through the portal, he looked up at me with empty sockets and said, slowly, “It’s only hard dust out here.”

We looked at each other, each obviously curious about the other. After a while, he spoke again, “Can I touch your face?”

It was a strange question, but I could tell he had never seen a being like me before and was curious. Taking his bony hand, I pressed it against my cheek.

“It’s firm,” He said, sounding suprised, “Can I touch your neck?”

Now I was getting a little creeped out. However, I didn’t want to offend this strange being, and so I started to take his hand to press it against my neck. As I did so, however, he stopped me.

“Let me touch it myself. I’m not going to hurt you.”

Hesitant, but still not wanting to offend, I consented and he touched my neck, putting a little more pressure than comfortable on the pulsing vein there.

Next he asked, “Can I touch your heart?”

I assumed he meant my chest, but now I felt scared. I tried to scramble back away from his outstretched hand, but my foot slipped on the dusty hillside. As I fell, his bony hand caught me in the stomach, pinning me to the ground with force. I could feel his skeletal finger digging into my belly button.

“Ooh!” He called out in delight, “There’s more here!”

At that moment, I knew that he intended to eat me to feed his skinny, malnourished body.

This dream was based in my school like my previous dream yesterday, this girl is in most of my classes in this dream, shes very beautiful and she kept staring at me and most of my classes I was in, my friends told me she fancies me, but i didn't believe them, I can't remember that much in this dream because I didn't write it down as soon as I woke up, but I know it was a good dream.

I don't remember much of the dream, but I can remember me flying around in space, I know alot more happened because I remembered it fully when I first woke up now I've forgot most of it, but I can remember saying to myself "I am lucid dreaming" but then the dream faded and I was looking into blackness, so I think I went semi-lucid at the end of my dream.

as i'd figured, my lack of lucidity wasn't goig to make this a doable task

I still dreamed

Was mostly negative shit with my dads, so other than getting tossed around a little theres nothing else to note. Just need to keep doing reality checks n not give up on them.

Non-Lucid part:
I'm in my house. Walking from the living room to the kitchen. I pass by my sister and my cousin that are going in the opposite direction.
When I say my house, I mean the house of my parents, the one from where I moved out 2,5 years ago.
I'm in the kitchen and a song called "Meu Universo" from a brazilian singer known as PG starts to play very loud in there.
I start to look from where the noise is coming from and find that it's coming from my dad's cellphone that is over the refrigerator.
I think "This cellphone doesn't play MP3, I must be dreaming"
He has a Motorola W220 since the cellphone arrived in that tiny city.
Before I make a RC to confirm that I'm dreaming, my sister appears and calling for me and I go.

I have to add that I tried to explain about the RC's to my family and they think that it's a little crazy to "ask if I am awake".
They usually say that they always know if they are awake (even during the dreams, they "know that they are awake" xD).
So sometimes I feel embarassed of doing a RC in front of anyone of my family. I'm sure that that was the reason for me to give up of doing the RC when my sister appeared.

Dream Stats:
Went to sleep: 00:00am
Duration: ~5min

06.05.2012

Money in Mail Slot (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I took a nap around 2-3PM and planned to wake up at 5 PM.


I have the neighborhood mailbox (one section) in the house I'm currently at in waking life so I can open our slot that had a lot of $5 bills.

While I'm taking out what seems to be an endless supply of $5 bills, and while I'm doing this, "Freckles" the English Version song from Rurouni Kenshin is playing.

Lol.

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So I had my first dream after being a drug addict idiot for a few months. I decided to get my recall back up, and I had 6 vivid dreams in the same night, which I was very pleased with. However, I don't know about everyone else, but my DJ was broken and it deleted it, GRRR! can't be arsed to redo it.

Anyway, i've been at a lot of parties recently, therefore irregular sleeping patterns therefore no recall. However, yesterday I had a nap at around 12pm and woke up about 2pm. I had 4 nasty, nasty dreams. I'd been researching DMT and other psychadelic drugs for a while before, and the nightmares felt like what my acid trip was like. I don't really remember them, but I was pretty shaken and figured that all my dreams from now on would be like this. I later realized this was silly though. Thinking about it, the dreams aren't actually very scary - they just felt very real and horrified me at the time.

1) I was in a train station hallway at night time where corridors split off to different stops, like in the London Underground. I was intoxicated in some way. I had the effects of being drunk (e.g. moving vision, very wobbly) however I think I was on acid. Anyway, I didn't really know what I was doing and I think I was trying to get home, so I just walked through a hallway.

Suddenly, I was stumbling very extremely around a quiet village. It was morning now, probably about 9am, and the sky was cloudless. It was a beautiful day, but I was more intoxicated than ever. I was ever so confused - I had the feeling you get the morning after a party when you don't recall what happened, but much worse. I decided as soon as I was concious that I was near my secondary school, but I simply couldn't get my bearings right and I was incredibly confused and lost. Suddenly I saw a train station, which told me I was not near my secondary school as there is no train station nearby. I did not recognize where I was at all, which was extremely worrying. I stumbled over to the train station, which was very small and made of wood. I saw the train station sign, which informed me that I was in Kingsclere of all places!

2) I was sitting in the shade of a swimming pool area, where people were sun bathing in the gorgeous weather. I was with a dealer called Dee. We were fully clothed as we were in the shade. Strangely, the pool area was in place of where my town's bus station normally is We were going to make a move and go to a party - maybe a free party or a rave, I can't really remember. We eventually got up and walked past where the buses normally would park, down the back alley of Nandos, Pizza Express and some other restaurants. I was told we were going to a place called the Crackhead Steps to meet some people we knew, but instead of walking straight for a while like we normally would, we turned left into a strange industrial building that I'd never seen before. It was very shadey here. Here, some very dodgy people were congregating, for example Chucky.Mo. I think they were doing some sort of drug deal, and Dee was involved in this. I, however, was very intimidated and didn't want to get involved, so I stood awkwardly, absolutely terrified.

I think this was the same dream, but it was in a different location - maybe a pub? Anyway, I was looking at Dee again, and she was absolutely stunning (she's pretty ugly in reality ). She was still odd looking, but it was a sexy-odd. Her head was kind of mis-shapen and was wearing a green dress. She looked like an alien.

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

So this morning I had a magical dream at last. I usually dream about school or non-magical dreams, but I felt this was one of the best I have had in a long time.

I was in a field, similar to the one near a pond in my area. I was walking through it and saw a tree a couple of meters near the lake. I somehow got into a fight with this tree, I was determined to beat this tree for some odd reason. I was slicing the tree with an orange chainsaw, branch by branch, avoiding the attacks it made. The tree was gradually moving away from the water so I ran away from it and reached a small hill with a decent spot to hide in. I think I remember a fragment about a guy hiding in this particular spot. It was like a small crack in the hill, but wide enough for me to sit in. I then ran back to the tree and continued attacking the tree with the chainsaw. I then retreated back to the spot and watch the tree transform into a large stump. I was scared to go near the stump incase it attacked me. I then decided to go up and stab the tree with the chainsaw, but ran back for the third time. I watched it transform again, but this time into a floating tree. It was almost as if it was hanging from something. It was just under a meter from the ground and was longer than it was wide, but still smaller than the last two forms. I then saw the tree fall to the ground and transform a fourth time. It was similar to the stump, but had a red haired girl half in it. She was wearing green clothes and was not moving. For the last time, the tree transformed again, but back to the first form. There was a beautiful blue-haired girl half in it. She seemed alive and was welcoming me to talk to her. I walked over to her and noticed she had scaled clothes on. They were coloured with all sorts of nice colours, like cyan, light green and purple. She also had some of these colours in her hair to match her clothing. She looked like she could be a goddess or something. She made the tree disappear and I walked with her to the lake, where we sat down in the shallow water and observed the lake. I asked her if we should build a bridge across the lake. I said something like "Shall we build a bridge across there, then to the platform?". She replied with a nod. We then changed the topic and noticed a McDonalds appear on the left hand side. It was flooded from the lake and there were a few woman sweeping the water away. By this point, a guy had appeared left of me, but he was quiet and I didn't pay attention to him. We were discussing about working at this McDonalds, then the dream faded.

I loved this dream, it had many wierd things happen in it. First it seemed like I had to tame the tree in order to talk to the water spirit. The water spirit seemed hard to get, but she eventually came to me. I sure hope she is my dream guide, so great to look at . I have always been interested in water anyway, so it'd be a bonus. The other weird thing that happened was when I went to the spot where some guy hid before. It seemed so familiar when I woke up. Maybe the guy by the lake was him? That'd be really wierd. I mentioned in my workbook that the blue haired lady (the water spirit) was someone that I wanted to know more about. So from now on, she remains 2 titles. The blue haired lady and the water spirit. I also think that the tree abducted her and the other red haired girl was the wood spirit or something. But either way, it was great to have met this woman.

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

Quite an odd dream I would say. But atleast I recalled a couple of dreams. I also recalled a couple of fragments, which is awesome .

I started off in a toilet with my friends from school. We were just walking around the room and decided to put our stuff down in a corner. I put loads of random junk down, like a black coat and some other things. One of my friends then said that I should go into the female toilet to spy on someone. I was nervous at first but then thought that I should just do it. I went in and saw that there was a lot of things to hide behind and the coat holder thing caught my attention. I sat down behind it and waited for someone to come in. I then got bored of waiting so I walked out only to see a fat girl about to go in. Thank god I didn't spy. I walked over to the pile of stuff we put there, then the dream ended.

Dream Fragments.

The first fragment was me taking stuff out of a box and giving them to my step dad. I pulled out 2 little guitars and my step dad said they were ugly.

The second was at a field at night. I was walking through and saw a fire, so I ran over to put it out, but it turns out it was a campfire that my friends set up.

The final fragment was pretty long. I was walking home with a guy from school and he noticed some bullies. He somehow got into an argument with them and he then told me to walk by myself. But I waited for him to finish and that's all I can remember.

Thanks for reading . I have noticed more school signs. School is such a strong dream sign!

I had a hard time sleeping last night, so I didn't take notes whenever I woke up, rather than move and spend another two hours trying to fall back to sleep, I tried to lay as still as possible so that it's only take a half hour or so to fall back asleep. I did jot down the notes I could think of when I woke up, but by then most of the details had left me.

Spoiler for Music:

Dream One: I'm glowsticking in the street again. (We live on the end of a street in one of those round turn arounds, so we never get any traffic except our close neighbors) I've got yellow glow sticks this time, and I'm alone. My husband walks up and tell me I need to stop so he can show me something. I think I'm semi lucid at this point because I stop, and I get this feeling that makes me very excited and happy. I'm thinking he's going to take me to Kurasawa because that's what I usually ask dcs to do, but then instead he takes me where our yard would be... but our house isn't there, all that's there is the ten we camped in at the beach a couple weeks ago. Inside, the lap top is set up and my husband is trying to show me something on the lap top. I'm only halfway paying attention, it's a video about glow sticking, but it's not a tutorial it's just some chic swinging her stick and I'm quickly growing bored and want to go back outside so I can do it myself. I feel my attention being pulled to outside, I just know Kurasawa is out there now. I rush out of the ten and a few steps towards the road, then I stop. Kurasawa is there, and he's glow sticking?! He's only spinning them forwards at his sides, but the circles are so even and his speed doesn't vary at all. I think, damn, he looks like he knows what he's doing... not just playing around like I am. Then He smiles at me with a mischievous smile, and I think he asks, "Miss me?" But them I woke up >.<

Dream Two: I'm again on the road, this time after spending a good two hours trying to relax and fall back asleep from waking up the first time. My husband is there and we're walking. For some reason though, I think I become semi-lucid. I realize I can just leave my husband standing there on the road and it won't matter. I walk up to this strange house that I've never seen and is far too upscale for this little redneck "housing" development that has more trailers than houses. I knock on the door, and realize that I can open the door and it won't have any repercussions. I also realize that I need to visualize the inside of the house as I open the door, and what kind of person I want to find there. I imagine a guy who looks like Johnny Depp in the movie Sleepy Hollow being there when I open the door. For some reason though I'm scared someone in the house will see, so I slowly open the door, when I see the sleepy hollow guy walk by, I call out to him, and he comes to the door. He quickly but gracefully slides out the door and closes it without making a sound. He takes my hand and starts walking me towards the street. I tell him we can't go too close to the street because my husband is there. He starts pulling me closer to the woods then. We stop at the tree line, and he looks around for a moment as if to be sure no one's around, then he cups my face with one hand and wraps the other around my waist. He pulls me closer and kisses me lightly as he holds me, and says something about how he cherishes these stolen moments. I wake up, lol.

Dream Three: I'm on a swing set, swinging with my kids. I'm at a strange house that I don't recognize though. A couple of guys, one with a lot of piercings, walk out of the house. They start talking to me, and I think they're related to my husband somehow. I ask them, and they tell me that they're not related, just share the same last name or something. Then they tell me I need to go inside and check out what they made. I walk inside, and my mom is at the kitchen table and there's a Christmas tree on the table made of green jello?! My mom claims the guys who just left showed her how to make it. Then she starts talking about what a pain in the ass it was to carve in all the little pine needle details. For some reason I think the thing needs to have more pine needle details and less "snow" because the snow makes it look weird.

Dream Four: I'm in some sort of Classroom, then I leave and come back. When I come back, there are people arriving dressed in cosplay. There's one girl who's actually got four pony legs and feet instead of her normal arms and legs. I marvel over her cosplay for a moment, and think I've seen her before with shorter "legs" and ask her about it. She tells me that yeah she's put them on stilts to look more life sized. I see a box on the floor nearby, it's a box with the Disney movie Tangled's princess on the front (Rapunzel). For some reason I run over and grab it and try to open it. Then a guy comes up behind me and says, "Hey! That was my box!" then he sees I tried to open it and starts crying. I'm not sure what to do about a full grown man crying, then he cries, "That was my birthday present! I was supposed to open it, not you!" I appologize and make some weak excuse that I thought it was a classroom puzzel and didn't realize it was his, then I ask him if I could tape it back closed would that make him happy again? He says yes, so I start looking for tape, and he starts crying again, "There's no tape! You can't tape it back together!" I tell him there has to be tape we are in a classroom after all, and all classrooms have tape! Then I see some on the teachers desk and tape the box back and give it to him. Then I walk to where I think my seat is, and notice everyone is opening their text book. The textbook has Black Butler on the cover! I start looking for the page, number 835, but my book only goes up to 350, then I flip back through the book looking for a page that looks like the page everyone else is on, and I find it, but book 835 is out of order and in the 250s. The teacher starts talking about Japan and I realize this is a Japanese class. Our first lesson is on Desu, and when the teacher says desU, I point out that "Don't they say Des? isn't the U silent?" and she tells me she doesn't know where I heard that but it's not the case! And she goes on talking about japan with a horrible southern woman drawl... not the sweet kind you'd hear in a movie like gone with the wind, but like the catty and snobby white and trashy woman kind. I think to myself that there is no WAY I need to learn to speak Japanese from this woman, it'll only get me laughed at if I ever actually have to speak it! But then I realize that I can ignore the way she says shit, and just learn the meanings of the words so I could read Japanese manga and not have to wait for someone to translate them. Then I wake up.

Dream Five (Fragment): I dreamed that my best friend went to her sisters house and washed her hair, then posted the video on face book. I was watching the video in the dream, so it's hard to remember exactly what was being said and done. I just remember her sister being uncharacteristically happy about having her wash her hair, and her normally straight dark hair looked lighter, curly, and frizzy. Oh, and they used the sink, so no one was naked lol

Video Games And Candy [Non-Lucid]

I was at my cousins' house with P, G, and K, and I was playing some handheld video game that seemed to be a mix of Pokémon Yellow and a Super Mario Bros. game. As I was playing I passed through a large maze of pipes and somehow started ending up far beyond the normal screen boundary and was running over the image memory of the game where I could see lots of old Pokémon sprites with text written next to them. I don't remember much else about the game, though. Meanwhile, somewhere down the line the house I was in became my house and I was sitting on the couch in my living room, and R was sleeping next to me. My parents came up to me and my mom started handing me some blue Twizzlers and saying something somewhat loud, and I was trying to tell her to be quiet so she doesn't wake up R, but still taking a vine.

06.05.2012

Auditorium (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It's fairly dark in this auditorium, and I'm not sure what is going to be presented at the time. It seems everyone is focused at what's occurring behind them, and I turn around to see what it is, but I can't remember what it is.

Whatever it is, the though of interest encroached my mind, and I think I get out some kind of electronic device, probably a camera, to take a photo of whatever it is.

I'm presuming it's a statue of some sort, because there isn't a lot of movement going on. People start to leave, and I swear there was one group of DCs that I heard that made me think about something, but I forgot that as well.

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Spoiler for 18+ Material:

06.05.2012

I need a Condom (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream. lol.

Some random lady is laying on the floor, raises her legs up like she's getting ready for some guy to drill her in the jackhammer position or something. She spreads her asshole with her fingers, and wants me to look inside of it.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h..


I close my left eye and look inside her asshole with my right, and this woman is extremely horny. I think her asshole was even steaming out.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

And like, when I looked deeper, I could see some fecal matter in a few areas. I look away after being a little turned off by this and had the expression that said, "I need a Condom."

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Spoiler for 18+ Material:

06.05.2012

Sex with Naomi Russells? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Ummmm

I don't even know how to...what...gsdhkjgffd????

Anyway, I'm inside a fairly small room, and I think I'm waiting for someone.

This girl that looks like Naomi Russells, and I swear she even talked like her for a little bit, looks exhausted, and comes and sits down at a chair in the room. I'm pretty sure she didn't notice me. I had some weird urge to go up to her while she's sitting down to grope her breasts.

"Pssssst, hey...."

I tried to tell her I'm not the person she thinks she's talking to. She looks up at me, doesn't really care if I'm groping her, I think she's enjoying it, so I continue doing this to her for a few seconds.

Somewhere in this dream, I think she finally takes her clothes off, and I don't know what's happened to me at this point. Not really sure if I'm even part of this anymore, I think she had another guy, but again, my recall of this sucks.

Oh, and she even talked in that voice of hers in that one video....she acts like a ditzy and oblivious lady, like:

"Oh mah gawd, like seriously???" <-- That kind of accent.

She said something about the room being the perfect place to move into......but to me, this room is too small to even be considered an apartment.

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06.05.2012

Zach from Saved By the Bell (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I only remember Zach, me, and a small group of people walking together somewhere.

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06.05.2012

Rolling in Grass (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm watching that guy that plays as the main character in "Everybody Hates Chris," and his mother wanted him to go find his sister I think.

It's late at night, and I'm wondering why the mother would send her son to do something like that. Chris dashes through this fairly high grass area that goes all the way up a few inches past his ankles. He lays on his back to roll in the grass, and to avoid farmers moving around with their tractors.

Then I think I take on the form of Chris now, but I felt like I was in my own dream body though. Very confusing.

Then I get up and the dream shifts to where it's way brighter than it was before, and some guy comes up to me that looks like he would be a teacher in this dream setting.

By this point, I think I'm back to spectator view and see Chris again talking to that same guy I met. He said something about him going somewhere to get in trouble, but tell the truth, or be called gay.


Wait what? Okay...

I'm really behind on my dreams again. So I'll share a couple from last night. My memory isn't the best, but oh well.

Dream 1:

I was with a groupl of people and we were staying (living?) in this big place that was a bit like an indoor stadium. What made this so unique is that there was a T-rex that also lived in there (oh yes, another t-rex dream. Unfortunately I haven't been posting my other recent t-rex dreams).

I feel like I spent that entire dream trying to get from one side of the stadium to the other without attracting the t-rex. I know at one point I was hiding in this cave-like place while the t-rex paced around the entrance, so I wasn't doing a terrible good job at avoiding it.

Anyway...while I'm at it:

Other recent T-rex dreams:

I was at my friend Neisha's house. She had invited me over for a sleep over. The room we were going to sleep in was really big, like a gym with a water fall in the middle of the room. It would have been a great place for a sleep over except for one liitle problem. There was a t-rex that also lived in that room. I knew that I wasn't going to be able to relax or sleep well with that thing in there.


And this:

I was in the backyard of my old LA house. I was happy to be back and was enjoying the backyard. But then I noticed there was also a t-rex in the backyard. I felt a little upset. Why did we have a t-rex back here? How was I supposed to enjoy my yard if I always had to worry about being eaten. This sucked. I climbed on the roof while I pondered what I should do.


Back to last night's dreams:

There was this teenaged girl (Jessica S from down the street). I suddenly realized that I was her mother. I was confused at how I had gone so long without knowing this fact. I decided that I needed to go talk to her and try to start a relationship with her even though it all felt terribly awkward.


And from two nights ago:

I was flying. I was trying to accomplish something that I no longer remember. But I remember the feeling of flying and trying to go faster. Also impressing people with my great flying ability.

05.06.2012

Crying (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend, at her house. She asked me something, and I asked, "What??" She looked at me in the eyes and said, "We should break up." My eyes watered and I asked, "Why...? WHY???" Over and over. She just kept repeating, "We should break up... we should break up..." "WHHHHHYYYYY?!!?!?!?!?!" Suddenly I woke up, with the "We should break up..." still echoing in my head. Freaky! And sad. D:

05.06.2012

Kennywood Field Trip (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My school had gone on a Kennywood field trip. One of my favorite bands was performing a concert there. The band exists in real life, and is called "The Bunny The Bear" The dream skipped and I believe I was waiting in some line. I had won a free pair of Beats By Dre white Solo HDs. I was happy because now I owned the white and red ones(in real life I have the red solo hds). I was showing them off to everyone. Meanwhile, many other people had them, so whatever. The dream skipped again and now I was sitting in what seemed to be a mix between the cafeteria from my old school, and a concert arena. I was trying to find a place to sit. I saw places where all the unpopular kids were sitting, so I avoided those spots. I sat with some popular kids for awhile, but they just ignored my presence. Just like they do in real life!! Lol, anyways. So I got up and I believe I sat with my friend Robert. I started showing him how I would punch him in the face, or something. I wasn't physically hitting him, but my fists were flying at him at fast speeds. Suddenly, I guess maybe the manager at Kennywood, or a teacher came over, and told me to stop immediately, and that there was a strict policy at Kennywood now for fighting, so I quit. The Bunny The Bear came on shortly after. In real life, the Bear sings really high, and the Bunny sings the screaming parts. Well in my dream, the Bear was singing the high parts, and most of the screaming parts, and the Bunny didn't sing at all. It was pretty awesome though. They were playing songs I've never heard before, by them, or anybody. That's all I remember for this dream.

05.06.2012

Buying Candy With My Mom's Debit Card(lol) (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In this dream, I had aquired my mother's debit carb number, and I basically remembered it by heart. I was in Wal-Mart around Christmas time, although, the store had a Halloween type setting. Me and my friends were walking around the candy aisles, and we were looking at the many different types of candy. Soon they left me and I was on my own looking at the candy. First I had bought some kind of yellow drink that was flavored like a candy(I forget what the candy was, all I remember is that it had a witch on it and had the word Tornado in it), and I had also bought other candies as well. I do not remember them though. After I checked out at the register, I took my bag and walked down this path by Wal-Mart with my friend Brandon Colwell, from my old school. The path decended(aka, a hill, lol). We walked down and we were down there at some event, I don't remember what it was. The dream skipped and I was back at Wal-Mart, ready to buy more candy. This time, I was browsing the aisles alone, and closing time was near(lol). I found one of my favorite childhood candies, the Raspberry Dollars. I instantly grabbed them. I figured out there was a regular candy aisle, and a "halloween setting/candy" candy aisle. I went to the Halloween aisle. It was extra dark, and scary music played, and lights flickered, which was stupid, but anyways, I walked down the aisle and it was nothing really that special until I saw these huge boxes, with one big gummy candy inside. Each box had a different gummy creature. I went up for a closer view. They were $2.49. The ones I was looking at, at first, were giant eyeballs. I poked them. Then I went up onto this ladder to see a giant butterfly, on the box it said something like, "The King of the Forest!" Some dude and his kid were below me, and the guy was like "Wow, is that a butterfly?" I looked at him about to speak, but he gave me a terrible dirty look, so I was just like FUCK YOU THEN, lol. I climbed off the ladder and got ready to check out with my Raspberry Dollars. I thought about stealing them! I thought back to something I had watched, which was a dude explaining how to steal from Wal-Mart. He said to go out one of the back doors and throw the item outside, then, go out the front doors, run around back, and grab it. I was about to do this. I wanted to steal it because I was afraid of what my mom would say about using her debit card again, but I just ended up using it again. I was worried my mom could go online and see what I had bought. I tried to go to a register I hadn't gone to yet, because I went to a lot of them throughout the dream, lol. I went to a one with a lady sitting on a laptop, looking dead tired. She was fairly old. She looked up at me and asked, "Are you ready..." and I said yeah. I forgot the number! I looked in my pocket and it was written on the bottom of a water bottle. The numbers were jumbled up, and random, and I was very confused, but I then saw the regular debit card number to the side. It started with a 3, that's all I remember. She just sat there for about 10 seconds, then got up. Their machine was not working so they asked me to punch in the debit card number. I did, and I had bought the candy. The lady walked me out, and the parking lot was empty. It was very dark outside. We walked around, and I couldn't find my mom's car. The lady asked where it was, and I said, "They must of left!" but as soon as I said that, I saw my mom's car, lit up inside, and she was with Homer. The dream skipped and I was now getting inside the car, and the lady escorted me. I got in the seat behind the driver seat(my mom was driving). Homer was now outside the car(outside the passenger side door). My mom started crying and Homer was flipping shit on me for using the card. My mom said, "I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU CANDY WHY WOULD YOU GO AND BUY MORE?!" I told them, "I have $10 at home, I will give you it!" My mom said okay okay. My mom told me then, "That lady didn't like you at first but she did towards the end!" Whatever that means, lol. So then I realized, I only had one bag. I had forgotten the other bag with the drink and the other candies somewhere. I looked around the car, drastically. I didn't find it. I figured I left it down at that event with Brandon. Oh well, I still had my raspberry dollars. After that, Homer got in the car, and we were ready to drive home, and I woke up.