non-lucid

Had a slow morning and forgot a lot before writing things down. I remember a distinct image, footprints in the snow, going around a flag pole. The story, if there was one, is not clear.

Alright, this is my first dream journal post. I'm going to be porting a large number of the entries from my actual handwritten journal onto this website. Keep in mind, however, that my dreams tend to be incredibly dark and obscure. Anyway, all this said, let us begin.

Sunday, August 14, 2011
Strength: Vivid
Type: Creepy-Chaotic
Lucidity: No

In my dream, I was in a sort of dock city. I was walking with someone else whose exact identity I cannot recall. We were walking beside water on a sort of boardwalk. At the beginning of our walk, the buildings lining the sides of the boardwalk were clean and fresh. But as we continued, the buildings grew dirtier and darker. It was almost as if we were entering a slum area. We kept walking. Slowly, the buildings fell into decay. The boards lining our pathway were rotting, the bricks were falling, and the doors, having lost support of their hinges, simply lay at the opening of each decrepit house. About a mile or two in, I saw the first corpse. He was lying outside of his house, mangled and bloody. As I continued, more bodies lined the floor. For whatever reason, I just kept walking.

What once appeared as a slum was now a ruin. Pieces of roof and debris lined the floor. Bodies lay in piles, pools of blood collecting beside them. The water beside me grew rough, and the ground became slippery with blood. Everything was coated in a shade of red. Then, I reached a dead end, where the boardwalk had simply rotted away to nothing. And there, standing at the edge of the dock, was a tall, dark, humanoid creature. His figure was illogical and chaotic, constantly contorting, while his head remained stationary. He just stood there, staring at me. It was then that I finally halted my forward shuffle. Both of us stood there, staring each other down. Then, all of a sudden, the rough water began to rise. It collected around my heels, swallowing the boardwalk and washing over my body. I lost sight of the creature. However, even with the water collecting around me, I remained frozen, staring straight ahead into space. Just as the water passed my head, I awoke.

This means normal dream
This means lucid dream
This means I'm loosing my lucidity
This means non-dream notes
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So, in my dream, I am in my school. In my hands I have a plastic bag full of goodies, what, at first glance, would look cheep. I had two, unrecognizable, people with me and above the door to the gym was a face. It told me "Guess what it is, and you can keep it." I knew he meant the bag so I started listing off things. I can not remember what I guessed, but I ran out of guesses. I looked closer at the bag and saw a card with a Munchlax in a party hat on it that said "happy birthday". I scoffed at myself for figuring it out too late, "It's a birthday party gift bag." I said, annoyed. The face nodded glumly.

I walked away with the bag, as if it didnt matter that I lost the game. Suddenly I could recognize one of the other people, it was Gary from the Pokemon series. He took the bag and started going through it, finding things he wanted and claiming them as we walked through the school's halls. He pulled out an Umbreon lolipop and I WANTED IT. I leaped for it only to have it snatched out of my reach. I turned to spring again, jumping around and pleading. "I know you called dibs, Gary." I said, "I just wanna see it."

Gary looked satisfied that I had acknowledged his ownership of the piece and handed it, along with the rest of the bag, to me. I looked at the lillipop enviously and with great awe. There were small images of umbreon and espeon in it and I wished that it could be mine. But, i gave it back to Gary who smugly walked off.

I began to rummage through the bag myself, along with a small boy, and found two little treasures. Two umbreon figureines. One was a darker one that I had never seen before, the other was lighter in color and smaller, one that I have seen in the real world (http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w...pa_umbreon.jpg) But it's feet were chewed up.

I was happy, still. I love Umbreon.

This is a dream from a while back.
I was in a Nazi-like camp, except in the frame of the Harry Potter universe. Two of my closest friends were with me, as were two characters (Remus and Sirius) from a Harry Potter fanfic. One friend and I were pure bloods—we were put in the back, and treated well (mostly ignored). The half-bloods were in the middle; they were being yelled at and terrified, and uncertain of what would befall them. Remus was in trouble, because the Hitler figure (Umbridge?) found out that Remus was a werewolf and thus not a pure blood. The muggleborns were isolated in a separate chamber. They were forced to wear light blue uniforms, long stretchy shirts, with a symbol on them. They were also unable to walk fully upright—they were being controlled somehow so they couldn’t hold their heads up fully, and were oddly contorted. My other close friend was among them. I woke up as they were being led away. I was trying to figure out how to save her.

1. I was adopted by an asian family and i was dragging a fat kid by a rope on the ground.

2. Hard to explain, but I was driving to an ocean and the waves were huge. I was then trying to cross the ocean to get to the other side for a waterpark. I cleared it and the hall way was playing 'KoRn' music. I then was in a waterpark and it's hard to explain the rest but it was weird and cool.

Saturday, 4/7/12 Bed 11:47pm
no recall before WBTB
WBTB 2:55 - 3:41
DR 6:40

1. I'm in a big house in a canyon. There is a lot's of people there, have a feeling it's some celebrity wedding. The house has glass roof and I see F-117 coming towards the house from the nearby hill. It's flying very slow, like a hovering helicopter and low, just inches above the roof as it passes over the house.

There is more of them coming. One of the planes is so slow, that it's suction cup it has instead of wheel attaches to the roof. I can see it in great detail, same as other planes. Then one bomber flies over. It's huge. I'm in awe as it roars over our heads. My brother shows up and I tell him he missed the show. We ask the photographer to show him the footage and to give him a copy, but I guess he didn't tape the planes and he is embarrassed about it.

2. I'm in a hotel/hospital. People are disappearing. As I leave the dining area at 4o'clock, I get to my room door at 5o'clock and I have no recollection, what happened to me in that one hour. I'm telling others about people disappearing and trying to find out what's going on. I feel they are doing some experiments.

>>I'm in a hotel room/cell, underground, that has no door. I watch a bell-hop push a cart full of suitcases, some are even falling off. The belong to people who disappeared. I figure why not make a break for it. I somehow end up in a small room. Kids walk in and they are about to raise alarm. I tell them we can play hide and seek. While they hide, I get away.

I walk on the corridor and at the reception I jump over some metal rod (like at the entrance to amusement park IWL to count number of visitors). The receptionist nurse has just looked the other way, so I walk by unnoticed. I'm not sure where the exit is, but pretty sure it's through the dining area. So I walk by the gift shop, while trying hard not to run. I finally walk through the glass door with exit sign. I walk a little and decide to take a street car to get away faster. I hide between some panels. Then to my horror I notice the streetcar turning into the hospital complex.

I had no dreams until the 8th. My family was going on some vacation or fleeing the town or something of that nature. We stayed in an abandoned black and yellow hotel but did not sleep on any of the beds for some reason. I had all my stuff on the bed that I slept near.

This is a List of entries that are up until recent events.
(They're in chronological order)
[Additional notes will be marked in (x) { numbers instead of x} and written at the bottom of the entry]
Okay, so for a while I've had on and off dreams and although I hadn't wrote them anywhere until now, I still remember stuff
So here Goes:
[#1] Toilet Troubles:
I remember distinctly that it was on a minecraft world but, it was first person, like, real life. There were a few people playing or living or whatever. I was one of them; fitter than I actually am (As per usual in my dreams). The other I remember is Gemma. A girl who is pretty and funny but, I should just get on to what happened...
There was something to do with trying to get metal or stone and we found these weird toilets, figured out you could mine them and built huge towers in blacked out caves. I can't remember how but Gemma got stuck in one she'd built and I rescued her. somehow. The memory goes fuzzy on details.

[#2] Dreamception:
Yep, you read it right. A dream about a dream. That was weird... In the dream in the dream-(No, let's call it dream2) So, in dream2 I was trying to lucid. I noticed things different about me and tried some big Rc's. They worked. It was like watching the story on a screen. In dream1 it was like I was in a 2s cinema watching someone dreaming. As soon as I woke I was practically kicking myself not noticing I was dreaming.... But back to dream2:
I remember deciding to try and set something on fire with my mind succeeding, blinking and it was out. So I thought something like: "well if I really am dreaming I can just change anything I want to" So I did. In a big puff of smoke I changed from one scene to another, no not SCENE...landscape. Yes. I changed the LANDSCAPE. I can't remember what to and from though. Still that was in dream2 so it kinda sucked...
[#3] BattleShip:
Yes I was on one of those battleships that you see with big double cannons and on different levels. A Warship really. We were throwing things over the side of the boat (possibly buoys) There was lots of wind and high waves, it was all difficult to do, the running against the tilt of the deck, keep in time with the others, I think we were on a Naval Cadet Training Drill, We were Wearing those horrible life jackets but we were also all wearing bright orange reflective jackets.
[Next paragraph is the Observational comment I followed this log with:
"It appears that I can't remember full details yet of any dreams. Something is telling me that Gemma was on that boat with me but I don't recall seeing her. Maybe she is my Dream Guide; Which makes sense as she introduced me to the whole Concept of Lucid Dreaming."]

[#4] Darkness is Good?:
We are under attack, by wolves, big viscous brutal ones, but there's tools we can use, tools of Darkness. An axe, a bow and a blade all made from blackened steel with spikes sicking out and a sinister chrome/Metallic glow to them. I carry them on top of a leather biker jacket that has a...light tracksuit-feeling material overtop as a rain gaurd. It is black with two yellow stripes on it that curve from the shoulder inwards toward the chest then back out toward the hip. It's a yellow like on a bumble bee, Dan wears one too. He is where I pieced it all together. The jacket of dark power, the tools/weapons and the bike. Oh, the bike! Imagine a Harley Davidson where the engine is in front of you instead of underneath you. It's powerful. Well it literally radiates power. The deep roar of the engine sends out waves of energy that set particles tingling. It's like someone built a bike around a V8 engine then infused the whole thing with Darkness and Raw Power. The body work of the bike it sleek and black. The bits that aren't black are silver and all of the bike shimmers. Chrome on every bit of metal and a metallic shine all over.
This was only the start of the dream. I fired up the bike from an old garage which had red lighting. I powered through the streets toward a park. Chain link fencing all round and there in the middle of the basket ball courts was one of them. The Demon Wolves. I gave the engine one last huge throttle burst to scare the wolf back then skidded it to a stop. Smoke went up and I drew the Blade from the sheath on my waist. Moonlight flickered off the blade. I started towards the wolf but I saw it's demonic eyes flying, accelerating toward me through the smoke. Instincts took over. I sliced sideways across the wolf's chest just as it reached me and it fell dead at my feet.

Shame I can't remember anything else really... That last one sounded really cool but oh well. that's what's been happening inside my head the past few nights. Hope you enjoyed it (if you read this far.) Maybe I should of wrote some little (x) notes but oh well. Sweet Dreams and Happy Lucids People.

Mercassa Out.

1) Ok, this one was rather strange.. There was some huge fair/parade going through town so basically everyone was centralized in the streets. I picked up a Gatling gun and started killing everyone I saw. I just mowed them all down. The strange part was that all the people I knew, loved, or cared for, the bullets did nothing to. It was as if something stopped the bullets from hurting those who never hurt me. I had a few conversations and killed practically everyone in town. Kill'n the mayor was the funnest, just say'n.
2) Ok, this one topped that one on strangeness. I was like a fish or some'm with a bunch of friends who were fishes too. We were trying to swim from like this river to the ocean to the bottom or some'm. Strange...
3) There was a third dream.. I believe it was before the first one I wrote. But when you have this many random dreams you tend to forget the first few...

Was at the grocery store and the cashier asked me to sing some opera. I said no because I had a cold. I have one in real life.

Dreamed Daisy was chewing on a bone like a normal dog instead of swallowing the whole thing in one piece like she does in real life.

1) At this camp I used to go to and this kid took a basketball from me and I slapped him in the face hard. He didn't seem to care but i felt bad so i apologized later. I was sitting in the cabin and everybody was pretty cool and nice and i liked it. The counselors were acting weird. My friend was there but he didn't originally sign up so he got to stay there by himself because he wanted to stay. There was a guy that had boobs but they looked like girls? lol

2) With this girl I know from the internet and i was trying to talk to her. She was angry so I stayed away from her. My mom told me to be nice because in a year or 2 she would have no hair.

So, last night, I had this dream where I was walking around this lounge and there were other people there, walking around and sitting down. I looked over and saw this fat guy acting suspicious at the counter. The clerk seemed to be irritated by his presence.

Then I saw the fat guy raise his right hand, points at the clerk, and starts twirling his finger. The clerk's body slammed up against a wall repeatedly until he either lost consciousness or died. Then the fat guy's got this "oh, shit! did anybody see that" look on his face. He looks around, turns around, and starts to walk towards the exit as casually as possible.

There weren't any real loud noises or open arguments, so the other customers didn't notice what had just transpired. So, I'm standing there near the exit, and I'm burning this guy's face into my memory. I try not to let him notice that I'm looking at him and he walks right by me.

He was a guy I've never seen before. He had really, really, short, curly, dark brown hair, a full mustache that went down both sides of his mouth, and a short beard.

Note: The twirling motion he did with his finger. I did the same thing during one of my other dreams when I dropped a folder and spilled paper onto the floor. The twirling motion helped me to reorganize the folder and bring it back into my hands. That's what amateurs do, lol.

04.09.2012

Frida Kahlo Fellatio Queen, Trickster, Ridge Forrester, Melanieb, Alyzarin in Black Dress

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1: Frida Kahlo Fellatio Queen

Spoiler for 18+........................:

I remember the dream starting out where I was near a garage, like near the end of it to where you can pull down on the door. I didn't pay too much attention to the surroundings beyond it since I had my back facing the area, I do remember it being day time.

I'm receiving a blowjob from a women, but she her face was a but distracting, maybe because she looked a little bit fuzzy in her visage.

I think she looked a lot like Frida Kahlo, the artist who had the unibrow....

But the way she was giving the blowjob was amazing, it was like she was a blowjob queen! The way she slowly bobbed her head back and forth, along with sticking out her tongue to leave a small gap of air to go all the way in.

The way she closed her eyes and made small moans, while moving her tongue in a circular motion, and I was feeling every single bit of saliva saturating my penis, and eventually ejaculated without waking up!

There was another lady to the left of me, I didn't get to see her face, she was spreading spreading her ass out, and it was gaping like crazy. I make a "Come here" finger motion, and I almost went inside her ass with only the head of my penis getting in, but the dream shifts.

......................if you didn't read the spoiler, basically, there's a dream shift near the ending of it.

Then I find myself in the garage, but it's still open. Apparently, I'm forming this type of energy disk floating in the air, and I'm controlling it with ease. I use my right hand to move it to the left and vice versa for my left hand.

It almost felt like water-bending from Avatar: The Last Airbender series.

It was moving so fast as well, and I think there was this person in the middle of the garage. I had so much control over this flexible and weird looking disk-shaped energy that I moved the energy around his neck, without making it come in contact with his skin.

I could tell the energy I was forming was dangerous, since it was rotating a little faster than I expected to be.

Then there's a dream shift to where I see someone in some weird outfit. I think they were wearing clothing that looks like Magneto's outfit from X-men and Brainiac's from Superman.

I think he looks at me for a while, and then a small menu appears on the bottom right hand corner, as if my first person view was a HUD screen.

The options were pertaining to rejecting or accepting some type of action, and I think I set my intentions to reject it, but it was too addicting for me to stop whatever it is I'm doing.

Then there's an option to make things easier or harder, and I see a girl I have a crush on in waking life, I think. Let's call her "Isa."

Isa was standing there near something electronic, and I decided to put the option for a harder difficulty, and she ends up reading a newspaper?

(I guess reading newspaper instead of using electronics is the new expert mode or something, hahaha).

For some reason, everything felt like I had to choose these options quick, or something bad would happen, but nothing serious was occurring at all.

That's all I remember.

Dream 2: Trickster Mind (WILD)

I'm resting on my bed, deciding what to do to get into a WILD. I decided that I should go ahead and incorporate KingYoshi's relaxation method where you flex your muscles for a few seconds, seeing as I haven't done that in a long while.

I did that, and then I started to focus on my breathing. I had some thoughts in my head, but eventually, I decides to just....let....go.

After a few minutes of breathing, one moment I realized my breathing was skipped and suddenly reached a calmer and more relaxed state that didn't need my conscious effort to alter.

I turn to my sides a few times, not too much, and once I go to my left side.

I started to feel sensations around my head region and neck.

I felt a "pull" sensation, almost like a vortex making a warping gravitational pull. I continue breathing slowly, while the back of my eyes are exhibiting a dark environment with a void feel to it.

There were vibrations as well, and I slightly opened my eyes, but not too much to affect what was going on, since I was being calm through the whole thing.

Then I find my body instantly rolls over to the other side, without me even making and effort! I just went with the flow, and it was if I was floating, and then turning to my right to rest on the bed.

After the vibrations stopped, it takes a while, but I get up, do a nose plug reality check.

Yep. Definitely dreaming. My mind is being pretty clever right now, the overall color of my bedroom matches exactly to the current state of how it looks like in the morning in waking life. But that didn't fool me.

I see the door was closed as well, just like in waking life. I had the intention to find Alyzarin I believe, since I knew Kaomea would be a little too busy for me to find her.

Since I'm on the right side of the bed, I have to move forward, turn left and then another left to reach the door.

Then I find myself stopping to a halt, and I'm wondering what's going on, but it seems that I'm not use to using my dream eyes as yet.

I wake up again, and I get up again, and I see this fairly large chameleon statue on the left side of my bed.

I was a little shocked to see something appear just like that when I woke up for a temporary False Awakening.

"Oh that's clever...." I declared to myself.

I look at the statue a little bit more, and it seems like it was smiling a bit. Not sure if it was at me, but I'm presuming it was smiling at me since I almost fell for the FA trick.

I find myself in this twilight state, half-awake, half-asleep. And as I'm holding the state with my arms, just to feel things, my waking life eyes open slightly and I see the statute is suddenly alternating to how my pillow looks like.

I see the ends of my pillow in waking life, and see the blue stripes going horizontally.

The statue disappears and I wake up.

Dream 3: Ridge Forrester

I was at a Hispanic Restaurant, and I'm standing near a tray line to order what I want to eat. I get the Enchiladas meal with Spanish rice and all of that good stuff, and apparently I'm ordering to go.

After a few minutes or so, the employee at the tray line says that the meal is done, and she gives me it in a To-go package and a bag. I take it, and before I could make a complete step, she tells me,

"Oh, sorry! It's not heated up as yet."

I was a little confused, but I turned back and gave her the food. Then things get weird, and she says it's heated up already, and I taste the food to see if it's warm.

It turns out to be warm, but just to make sure, I told her that it tastes raw. Then she calls someone, not to sure on who it was, but she starts mixing up the food, since most of the heat was on the bottom.

I do the same thing with my food and go along whatever path I'm headed for.

Then the dream shifts to where I'm in another restaurant most likely, and there are these group of female who want Ridge Forrester from the Bold and the Beautiful to choke.

I don't know why, but apparently, if he didn't take two pills around the same time, something would happen to his body. They get some people to steal one pill, and Ridge drinks the other.

If they failed to do so, it would be hard to take him down.

He's trying to find the other one, but I believe there's one in front of him already, and he drinks that one as well.

I think the women were shocked, and I think I probably gave him the pill in spectator mode without anyone seeing me, but I'm not too sure on that.

Well, that was a random event.

Dream 4: Melanieb

I'm in spectator mode again, and I see Melanieb doing something with some people. I think they're balancing a mouse or something on a teddy bear that looks like the one from "Bleach."

There's a cat that is coming from some small hallway, and Melanieb and whoever she's hanging out with wait for the cat to dash towards the mouse. The cat does so, and Melanieb quickly grabs the teddy bear because she doesn't want it to get dirty.

I'm pretty sure that was Melanieb, seeing as I saw elements of the lady on her avatar.

Dream 5: Alyzarin in Black dress?

The way things were in this dream, despite it being short, I'm compelled to believe I may have met Alyzarin in this dream.

The way this person looked, how tall they were, the blue tiles, the small little details that gave me the vibe that was her.I'm in a public bathroom. The tiles blue and white, and I realize that I'm in the female's restroom.

Sweet.

Some females come in, and I don't think they're bothered by my presence at all. To be honest, I'm not sure if I was a female or male at this point, seeing as the females didn't scream at me or anything.

I'll just assume I was a male in this dream though.

I stand there for a little while, and I'm that blank state of mind, until I see another female come into the bathroom.

She was blonde, she wore a short black dress, and by short, I mean SHORT to the point where it's barely covering her private parts.

I look at her for a while, I take a good stare into her eyes, a really good stare. It seems she's looking at me as well. But I'm not sure if I made her fall for me, or if she was luring me to her, but either way, everyone else in this dream didn't really matter but her.

I didn't pay attention to this in the dream, but I do remember the DC Alyzarin met who was blonde and had a black outfit, and Alyzarin is fairly taller than me, and the blonde in front of me fit that description.

I slowly advance towards her, thinking of what I'm going to do to her. Dirty thoughts are being fabricated as I'm getting closer and closer.

I hold her hand, and I rest my body on her against the wall. I think she's a little surprised at first, but she felt so freaking warm and nice.

This vibe of hers, I swear, it's like she puts up the innocent demeanor just to play cute with me, and once I was on her body against the wall, I was trapped by her kindness, I didn't really care if she was playing weak to dominate me.

I think my left hand was holding her right hand, and my left hand was probably holding her waist. I started to kiss her a little bit, taking control for a little while.

I honestly do not know how I know how to Kiss, but something is working....

I can't really remember how it looked like, seeing as I'm busy slobbering myself all over her. Then I carried her for a little while, grabbing her ass so she wouldn't fall down.

We get closer to the exit of the bathroom which didn't have a door. It was one of those where there was a wall in the middle, so you had to walk in a L-shaped formation to get out.

We're near the wall of the intersection of the L-shaped path, and by the time my back is agaisnt the wall, she takes control.

She has her legs wrapped around me, and I'm still grabbing her ass, feeling how soft it is. She takes control kissing me, and by this point I'm in that "Do whatever the fuck you want to do with me" moment.

Then another female comes in, and I use my right eye to peek to see who it is, while Alyzarin or whoever it was is going crazy with my mouth.

The other female looks at us for a second, but she just pretends she isn't seeing anything lol.

(I don't know if it was Alyzarin, the blonde she met in the black outfit, but whoever it was, it was pretty fun).

We continue kissing and breathing like we're animals, and then I realized I had to go somewhere?

(wait....what? what do I possibly need to do another than this??!??!)

FRICK, WHAT THE FRICK DO I NEED TO DO THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS!!!
DAMN IT!@$%@^$#%&$

Yes, Kaomea, I'm going to use Frick now because of you.

I help her down, and her legs are finally on the ground again, and I can't remember what I tell her, probably something about meeting her again soon.

I go to a door to enter to a class, and I see look through the window to see someone with crutches.

So I push the door to get in, and then pushed it out to allow the person with crutches pass. I didn't get a "Thank You" or a modicum of appreciation from the person, but I didn't really care after a few seconds.

It was just something natural to do, it almost seemed I had to do it so I wouldn't look like an asshole.

I can't remember what I did in the classroom, but moving to the classroom was pretty fricking pointless after that treatment I had with the blonde in the bathroom.

This dream is probably the result of me training myself to read in dreams. Believe me, it is more difficult to me than it seems.

First, I was reading some book where Christians did a bunch of experiments--including one involving some sort of Pagan(?) ritual and scientifically testing the density of...rocks. I should probably refrain from saying why I should have known it was a dream, or else I'll sound like a major jerk.

Then, for some unexplainable reason, I read an Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfic... WHY is beyond me. However, I do remember parts of it:
She was so beautiful it was almost non-canon.

I probably shouldn't read the rest...because it totally had nothing to do with that kiddy show. It was more about a pretty girl's strained relationship with her father.

Lastly, and I can understand why I would have this part of the dream, I read a bonus manga of Vampire Knight. They all--as in Yuuki, Zero, Kaien, Toga, Senri, and Rima--went to the movies. Hilariously enough, Senri was wearing a baseball cap with teddy bear ears. I guessed in the dream it was because he was so good looking. XD
I was a little disappointed that Kaname wasn't with them. But, man, that was a good bonus manga! I especially liked the part when Senri and Rima just left in the middle of the movie. But, in the beginning, there were three panels, showcasing members of the group over the years. It said above the panels,"Most of these guys really aren't the types you'd see at the theaters."
Then, it pointed to Zero and said,"Especially this one!"

Although, when I said I wanted to read Vampire Knight, this wasn't really what I meant.

I'm going to camp. After getting off the plane I meet this really nice guy who is really funny and it turns out he is going to the same camp. We get there, taking a cab together. The entree of the camp, which is located in a building in the city somewhere, Has a arcade. We put our stuff in the "Camping Room." A large room with tents and a camp fire in it. We pick tents right next to each other. We go back to the arcade and start playing games. The camp director comes in and starts explaining rules. It's late at this point so we go and sit by the fire in the camping room. Then the director comes to the last rule which is, "At night you must stay in your tents or by the fire because Santa comes at night and walks right by here. If your not in the protected area then he will kill you." I laugh and everyone including the nice guy gives me a hard look. Apparently they all came to the same camp last year and he is not joking.
The Director leaves and It's becomes utterly dark. We all sit by the fire and then the door opens and here comes Santa along with some king of creepy little elf thing. He is carrying a dead cat. He walks past us, When he gives us a glance half the group almost had a heart attack. He went into the next room that had a kitchen and proceeded to cook the cat. I'm sitting there and get the urge to introduce myself. "Hey Santa. It's nice to finally be meeting you man. The names Joy. Hows it been going for you lately?" He turns and gives me and "are you kidding me" look. I continue, ignoring the pleating looks from the other campers. " SO. You going to eat all that cat, I could really go for a spleen of cat right about now." (The fuck? ) I say this jokingly. Everyone gasps and I turn to see Santa right behind me. He smiles in a evil way, not the way you would think to see Santa smile like. He lays something on my shoulder and says "Here you go." Its a freaken cat spleen.(I don't even know what that looks like.)

Dream skip

I'm in the arcade playing games with the nice guy and it's the last day so we stop and pack our things. I'm sad at the thought of him and me going our own ways. We see we are going to miss our flight so we go outside and call a cab.

That's all a remember