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Tuesday, August 20 8:00

Mom and dad are on some sort of long trip while I'm at the house, with Tori, one of our dogs. The thing is, our "home" is different than it is IRL; the layout is completely different, the landscape is different, and the yard has a large metal fence enclosing it. When my parents finally return, I have to do some sort of work outside--but it's very late, and eventually I come inside. When i do, my grandpa is there; he's lying on the floor like he's drunk or something...

And that's all I remember :s


~SilverWolf~

I was at a golf course, driving balls off the tee.

I noticed that there was someone else doing the exact same thing, and I think it might have been the Australian golfing legend Greg Norman? I was feeling his competitiveness, and I was getting a tad intimidated.

At one point I was trying to place down 2 tees, when I realized the ground was extremely muddy, making it hard to do.

[Scene changed]

I was now in a completely different environment, a place where you wouldn't be teeing off at all. I was in a garage, ready to tee off.
My environment was changing right in front of me, it was cool to say the least. The wall in front of me formed into a lounge room,with big windows. I had a feeling, I needed to hit the ball into the lounge room window to start something off?

I looked to my left and noticed a girl that is on X Factor Australia. Her name was Vendulka.

Dream ended.

Fragment: I was running non stop for quite a distance. I was also surprisingly not out of breath.

really disappointed that i haven't had very good recall lately. seems like i focused too wildly on being able to & thus lost the ability. just going to relax & enjoy reading/commenting for some others until it returns.

this one i remember from the other night.. i had to pee so bad. i was in a dark house somewhere.. filled with strange people (as most of my dreams lately go) & i was searching for a bathroom. i ended up downstairs in the basement of this strange dark house & found a small toilet room. i squatted over & peed for what felt like forever.. missing a lot & splashing everywhere. looked to the side of me for the paper to wipe & the small toilet room had turned into a real dingey looking public stall. large tp dispenser with the paper hanging out & draped all over the floor. i tore some off, cleaned up & walked out into an abandoned kitchen of a restaurant.

went through a large gray double door into a parlor/restaurant looking area.. very dingey & looked like it should have been condemned. all the same people i had been mingling with at the house prior were there & upon my return we walked out the front doors into bright hot sunlight. looks like a country western movie outside.. cool parlors lined the sandy roads & i had to pee again. ran off from my friends into a different parlor but inside was a modern looking school. nearly peeing my pants now, i find the restroom & run in.. all three stalls with walls were full, so i ran out & found a gym/locker room. there were toilets in the shower area, but no walls or curtains for privacy. everything had a pale blue "glow" in this toilet area.. i didnt even care if someone saw me, i ran the farthest toilet & starting going before i could get my panties out from under my skirt.. again squatting cause i will not sit on a public seat.. i could feel the burning in my thighs from all the squatting i had to do that day.. finished up & wandered back out into the sandy country western scene..

before i could even find my friends again i had to turn off into another parlor to pee but before i could find a toilet i woke up..

and as i sat up in bed & opened my eyes (i think i sat up before i was awake?) 3054 (i thought it "thirty, fifty-four") urgently popped into my mind.. i said outloud to myself "thirty, fifty-four?" .. quick looked at my clock almost expecting that to be the time but then after realizing thirty, fifty-four doesn't even make sense in military time, i shrugged it off & ran off to pee. lol. that whole day in my waking life i must have peed like 10 times.. weird.

I'm typing this with zero proof reading. Sorry.

#215 - 3:59 - DILD/DEILD

I have two episodes of the vibes but I have no memory of what happened after it.

I am at work but my workstation is outside. I feel tired and think I should ask for vacation. My wife is someplace around but I can't find her so I wonder inside to see if she is there. I feel like she works there with me.

I end up in the bathroom and pee at the urinal. I suddenly hear her my wifes voice from someplace in the restroom. She says, "Hey, wait."
I say, "Okay." I turn to her and follow her out of the men's room. "Hey, would you care if I take a vacation day today?"
She says, "No."
I feel bad leaving her at work and going home. "Are you sure."
Her reply, "No. No. No." It's like she is stuck on repeat. I feel this is very dream like but I don't catch on just yet.

I look for my boss and see she is talking to someone so I wait a moment. My wife comes up to me and we make out a long time. I finally push her away and tell her there are people looking. I look for a vacation form but everything becomes distorted and I and see what I am doing. I become lucid and find myself in the void. A part of me hopes that I got my vacation day but I quickly realize that doesn't make sense.

I have a long and tedious episode of SP. I try many things to get the dream going but I am hopelessly paralyzed in my bed. At one point I hold my hands out to see them and accidentally open my real eyes. (I think) I see the moon like casting a shadow of the mini-blinds on the wall of the room but become surprised that I can see an unfocused silhouette of my hands. I assume its the hallucination of SP and close my eyes.

After trying every trick in the book I begin focusing on my goal of finding the TARDIS. I begin feeling and visualizing the outside of the blue wooden box. Before too long I can see the blue of it but it becomes a part of my house that leads to the back bathroom. I realize that I have been pounding out a beat with my hands. It is the same 4 beat pattern of The Master Beat. (Whovians with know this) I stop myself amused.

Suddenly the kitchen comes into full light and color on my left. My wife has been cooking and I smell something delicious. I wander over just in time to see her pull a baking sheet of nachos out of the oven. I take a bite and the taste is like Mexican style pizza. I find it very delicious and eat some more then stop myself. I am curious whats outside and step out the back door but not all the way. I still want to try to turn this room into an actual TARDIS. I note the back yard looks a little odd like the color is off. The air is cool and the ground is wet. The sky looks overcast.

I go back to the blue area of my house and open the door to the bathroom really trying to imagine the inside of the TARDIS. All that is in there is dark void. I jump back out rubbing my hands trying to think of a second task but my mind is blank. The view of the kitchen is now fading. I wake up.

I have another non lucid dream later with Wurlman in it. We are sitting on some bleachers. I am with my wife and he is with is girlfriend in-front of us. It looks like some zoo exhibit with lions. Wurlman gets nervous but I tell her its ok because I saw a picture on Reddit where a lion was licking a wiener dog. I felt sure these lions were just as friendly.

Then I see a huge pile of fried chicken and the lions attack it like their last meal. I laugh a little. When I look back in front of us I see huge elephants bounds in chains in a cage. The announcer says some words and the elephant's cage begin to descend into the ground. As I watch I wonder what the elephants perspective is and suddenly I an in a dark elevator with Wurlman both lying on our backs. When the elevator stops we are forced to crawl through tunnels. I hear the announcer and I know that we were chosen to fight the lions. Wurlman suddenly stops and backs out. He says something about not not fitting. I try it and become very claustrophobic. We both complain about it and bail out.

We make our way back to the grounds and my wife is so ashamed of me that she will not speak to me. I see Wurlman talking to his girlfriend and she doesn't seem happy either. Then the circus man floats out on a cloud, waves his hands and clouds form on the ground. I take a chunk of it and toss it up in the air. It slowly floats down like a balloon and we all take turns batting at it to keep it up. I wake up.

I'm walking down an unfamiliar sidewalk with three other DCs. One of them is self-conscious and is giving himself a hard time.

In another dream, I'm going somewhere with my family, but I can't remember where.

I should really stabilize my schedule, again.

I was playing some video game, there was something about dragons, and then spiral knights, then later some RTS and also i was talking to MC at some point.

3rd person, following a blond guy named Colin. He's frustrated with his relationship, and as he's lying in bed, he decides to invade the dream of an ex-boyfriend. The ex, a kind of hippie-looking guy with curly hair, is in another relationship now and doesn't want to cheat, even in a dream, which Colin thinks of as ridiculous but also part of why he's fond of this guy, so he just transforms himself to look like the ex's current boytoy.

But a stray thought about the failed relationships he's had since this guy causes the dream scene to change to show those relationships. (Meaning my dream, not Colin-and-his-ex's dream.) For a while he'd been hooking up with a demon, who was a real sweetheart but they never managed to turn it into anything more serious than occasional hookups. Then for over a year he'd lived with this guy who works at the expat bar, and Colin can't believe he put up with that guy for so long - great lay but massively uncomfortable with witchcraft. He would never even set foot in the basement where Colin worked, and he'd make these 'in the closet' jokes about 'broom closets' and then explain the joke every time, hahah, closet, broom closet, witches, get it - what a douche. Colin thinks he should've done it the other way around - hookups with the bartender, move in with the demon.

10th of November 2012, first entry in my first dream journal from last year, first lucid dream

I decided to add this dream because it was by far my biggest achievement before quitting and then restarting my practices 3 months ago

The dream started in the auditorium of my school where I was writing math exams. Usually we write exams in our class room, but the whole school was writing those exams so everyone was sitting in this huge room with their calculators.
So I take the exercise sheet and try to start. However I'm interrupted by a teacher who seems quite angry. He just comes closer, mumbles something and complains about me. All of sudden he just rips off one edge of my maths sheets. I tell him to leave me alone so he does that. After looking at my exercise sheets again, all of the exercises have changed all of sudden. To be honest I didn't notice anything and I didn't even care because I just wanted to get started.
After a while however I just randomly got up and left the room. I go to the school entrance where I find my best friend whom I got to know on my Exchange Year in New Zealand. Her name is Anna. So I walk up to her and start talking: "Anna? Why the hell are you in my school? How did you get to Germany?" She looks delighted and confused at the same time. I conclude: "Wait, hold on. I'm dreaming. OMG Anna, I'm dreaming! I can do anything now, see?" *I hug her which feels incredibly real and vivid*

After that I tried to decide what to do. I didn't know any stabilisation techniques at this point so I thought about taking her with me and flying to a nice place, but before I was able to come up with any idea, I hear my mum dropping a plate in the kitchen (she always gets up early) so I start to feel my sleeping body and my focus shifts which instantly wakes me up.

Dream 1

I with my mum and I was waiting to play some game with her, she was pretending to be asleep and I had waited for an hour. She wakes up and says she dosen't want to play anymore. I am angry after waiting all this time.

Then I'm on my phone having a conversation with someone on twitter about this tv program and school, she was from a school called 'Aston'.

Dream 2

I am back in Italy once again, it is the last day and there is an awards celebration happening later. I am in my room which I am sharing with about 10 people. One girl asked me to take a photo of her with her camera. She stood on her bed and posed. I took a number of photos.

I am then at the place, there is a stage and I am backstage and outside there is a whole lot of tables everywhere for friends to sit together on. The two girls from my room are there.The presenter then says "And for this years hottest girls goes to..." I forgot what there name was. They were very embarrassed and didn't want to walk out on the stage but in the end did so.

I am then walking to the toilet and one of my teachers stop me, it is night time and they ask "Why are you wearing sunglasses?" I realise I am and its even darker with them on, so I take them off. She then started telling me about how one of her friend has a limp. I tell her that someone I know has got one too, she says "Oh yes! I know him! That's not good." The conversation ends and I think 'Shall I walk off or does she still want to talk to me?' I awkwardly walk off to the toilet.

I am in a cramped toilet and there is me and one guy in there who looks really ill, like he's going to be sick. Hes pacing back and forth between the sink, rubbing his forehead, sweating. I notice his glasses are on the floor. I don't ask him what's wrong because I thought he was just drunk. Then he leans over a sink, I assume he's going to be sick. But as he makes the sick noise, sweat pours from his back. WOAH WTF?! I think how strange this is. I then ask "Are you ok?" he dosen't answer, he looks embarrassed like he gets asked this question all the time. I drop the question. Instead I pick up his glasses off the floor and hand them too him. I walk off.

Dream 3

I was in a room downstairs, both of my doors were fully open. I hear a scream from my sister outside and a laugh from my brother. I turn round and see a squirrel running at me. It runs up and jumps off the floor, pushes off my head and onto the lights. It felt like I was punched in the head. It then jumped off the lights and grabbed onto my ass. It pulled me onto the floor, I fall over lying on my back with this squirrel next to me. It shoves its claws up my ass! I am in so much pain, I was being violated! It then started biting my hand, then pain was too much. I try headbutting the squirrel but it was not working. "JAMIE! JAMIE GET IT OFF NOW!" I scream to my brother. He was just standing over me laughing. The squirrel finally gets off and runs off. I cannot believe it.

I am then outside my infant school, for some reason everyone is driving there cars into walls and flying out the windscreen just for fun. This isn't fun I think, you could die doing that. I then start telling people about my squirrel story and everyone wants to see it. I tell them its at my friends house up the road. Everyone runs up and we see smoke smoldering out of a house. I notice the house is on fire, nobody is in. I am going to have to go in and put it out. Me and one friend run in and try and find the fire, we run upstairs and we here police sirens. They think I have caused the fire. Soon I see lasers pointing at me from snipers, I have to jump. I jump out the window from two stories, the dream ends!

Probably one of my newest favorite dreams!

I had actually just gotten out of a dream where I was in a car along with a few other people I met back on a trip to Alaska. Now, I'm going to say who but I had some feelings for one of these people. She was a girl and although I never made much contact with her on my trip, I usually never do when I find someone attractive. Anyways, later on, I find out that I'm using Blender on a laptop while in the car. Strangely, I knew exactly what I was doing inside the software...But while doing this, I'm paying a lot of attention to that one girl sitting next to my sister besides me.

Later on I find out that all of us were on a trip. We took a stop at a Motel 6 and walked in to the building complex where we had to sign in. As we were about to sign in, I see these two very young boys touching things they weren't supposed to(phone cables, folders, papers behind the staff table). Everyone in the room giggled as one of the staff members struggled to help control the children.

At this point, I have already entered sleep paralysis. I know this because I could feel my body stuck to my bed when I had my eyes closed. I was unable to move but I tried my best to get out of it by moving my muscles from my hands, towards my arms, and later on my torso.

It was very hard. I also remember a sense of dizziness, or sensation, when I tried to move myself too quickly. I eventually gave up and thought to try something else out. I knew you can try and achieve a lucid dream during this, so I thought I'd give it a try. I closed my eyes(while a demon is yelling over my ear) and remained as calm as I could. This is when I first started seeing images in my head. I saw numbers. They were flicking back and forth. I stared at them and thought of a dream I wanted to be in. It didn't make any sense at first, but I knew I had to give it a try. There was only one beautiful scene I wanted to be in, my old elementary school.

I imagined the playground of the school and thought about past dreams in which I had a great time here. But while picturing it all, it was almost as if I was telling a story that had already happened. Because of that, the scene didn't look so much like the school, it looked more like a desert inside of the school. I could feel that I was at the school because of sun's brightness and how happy everything felt.

SO MANY DREAMS!!!

Okay!

First, there was this strange competition where you had to have... worm-like things in your mouth. Not the entire thing, though, they had to have their "heads" out of your mouth, so that they could spit while you ran. It was very weird. Anyway, I didn't do well on the competition. My worm thingy wouldn't spit, it was all soft and weak, so I had to spit it out. People thought I was throwing up and I couldn't explain to them that I wasn't (I NEVER throw up... last time I threw up sober, I was six - 1996, and last time I threw up drunk, it was in 2009). Then my dad came along, checked my worm and said that I had taken one that had been on the sun for too long. He pointed to a bucket and told me that the good ones, that were swimming in cold coconut water, were there.

Second dream, I got close to getting lucid. I was locked in a room, it looked a little like a hotel room. There were some girls there and I thought I was dating one of them. She was lying on the bed, all weird. I hugged her, then I looked at her and I thought "hold on a second. I'm not dating anybody. And even if I were, I wouldn't date HER. She's ugly" so I backed away. I looked at her again and her face all red. It looked weird, like red spots. I looked around and saw that some of the others also looked like that. And they were bleeding a little too. I wanted to get out, but there were zombies out there when I opened the door. I found a girl who seemed okay and we sat in a corner by ourselves.

Third dream, I had left a prison. I think I had run away, though, because I still had some weird stuff, preventing me from using my hands/arms too much. They wanted to catch me, so I threw myself at the sea. I swam a little and found this cave. I entered and there were many people wearing the same stuff. They looked at me and said "welcome, you can enter. That's your invitation" they told be and pointed at the thing on my hands. I nodded, thanked them and started walking around there. I found a guy who seemed to know me and he was all "I can get those off for you, you just have to pay me! But I'll give you a discount" so I looked at the thing and realised all I had to do was pull the rope. I did it and told him I wouldn't need his help.

Fourth dream, I was under a desk and there those two aliens/robots that kept coming and going. I think they were looking for me and I was really visible, but they couldn't see me. Again, I almost got lucid, cause I kept thinking "they won't see me, they can't" even though I knew they could and should see me. Later on, I managed to get up while they were gone and I think I made a phone call so that people would know they were there.

Fifth dream, I was supposed to get inside a car with my parents. I did after some time and we drove to this restaurant. Except that they wouldn't let me go inside because it was too expensive. I was okay with that because they didn't go inside either. There was a bit of a party/reunion going on outside, so it was fun. Then, I saw some people waling together and they seemed friendly, so I joined them. They were happy to have me there and we went up some stairs. There was a lot of cheese and other stuff to eat too, but I was more interested in the cheese. We sat down and this one girl was talking to me. She asked me about my paper and I noticed they all had papers. Then I realised I was inside the restaurant that was too expensive. I told her I didn't have a paper, I had just walked in. She laughed and told me I could order stuff and put on her paper, and if the restaurant people didn't let me leave (you had to show the paper to leave, proving that you had paid everything), she would pay for everything, so I shouldn't worry. I thanked her and continued to eat my cheese.

EDIT: I remembered another dream! I was in a weird place, like a cave too, but unlike the cave from the other dream. People from DV were talking to each other, like on the threads, but in real life. I remember a woman (who, in my dream, was Ophelia) pulling another woman's hair (who, in my dream, was Joanna - she looked nothing like Joanna, though), and they were sorta arguing. But they were also laughing and joking. Confusing.

Last night I had a non lucid dream. All throughout the dream I would check in with the thread I'm currently keeping up with right now in real life, but I wouldn't do it with a computer. When I wanted to check it I would simply think that I wanted to, then it would pop up floating in front of me. The main part of the dream was very dark and twisted. There was this huge pit with a landscape in it and in the pit would be a family of 5, a father, mother, and their kids. It was like a sick game, you were up against another person and the object would be to find and capture these people individually with your mind as they ran around hiding, and if you didn't find them first then your opponent would kill them. I remember I was doing this for a good cause of some sort, like I knew the family or something. Anyway, I played a couple times, and while I didn't save everyone every time, I did manage to end up saving the teenage daughter for good. After doing that I walked around a building from room to room until I found Nickelback. Who knows why he was there, but he seemed happy to see me because I was the one who saved the teenage girl and he liked her. Then he told me about how he was trying to do some kind of thing where you shoot off straight up into the sky. After he got done telling me this, the girl popped up beside me and started telling him off, saying he was a stupid, insignificant, person and his music was crap. He became saddened and didn't say another word, and I felt bad for him. The dream faded after that and I kept sleeping for a little bit more, without dreaming, until I woke up.

I wasn't going to type this one down because it doesn't really mean anything to me, its memorable, but I don't feel like it's significant. I came to the conclusion that I may as well. It is a dream after all and this is my dream journal, where I record my dreams.

Had a sheet of acid and ate two of them. Shit got weird fast. I started tripping out and felt like I was in a sandstorm vortex. Afterwords I was with friends who said I'd have to pay 20 for the two hits which I though was expensive.

This dream is split up into three parts; a part before that focuses on my two new dream brothers, a middle intermission sort of thing where I become lucid and teach some hobo-looking guy how to become lucid as well (and fly of course), and a third part with all the psuedo-Norse mythology woven in.

The first part I don't remember too well. My mother had given birth to two baby boys, that were apparently fist-sized and swimming in a coffee concoction with marshmallows (I tasted a cup of it without a baby in it; it was actually pretty good and tasted like hot chocolate with a bit of coffee, but I had no idea what a baby was doing in it; I think it may have been some sort of life support because they were so tiny?) Most of the time in this part of the dream I just talked with my family, including the brothers (yes, they could talk). At some point the dream abruptly switched to a zombie apocalypse game similar to a TF2 server I play on. Since there were no classes in reality, the best way to survive was to hide, so I hid alone behind my mom's bed (I should mention that most of the house was different, but my mom's room and a nearby hallway were the same as in reality). No zombies ever drew near, and eventually time ran out and I won. Most of my family (including aunts, uncles, etc) had become zombified, leaving only my immediate family alive (sans the brothers, they vanished at this point): me, my sister, and my mother. My memory of the dream is shaky from here, but I believe we play again. This time, there are classes from TF2, so I switch to engineer and build a sentry in my mom's hallway. I put a dispenser behind me, and two teleporters in front of the sentry (in-game they stop a variant of the demoman class called a demoknight from charging due to the small height change). I wish that I had more support and turn around to see that there are two more sentry guns placed behind me from two friendly engineers; I later realize this is impossible because the max limit is two engineers, but I paid no attention to it. The dream is fuzzy from here.

Notably, my father never appears in this segment, my real one or otherwise.

In the intermission, i'm at a park; it was sort of like an area of New York I had seen, it may have been Central Park. I notice something is amiss and I become lucid. The vast majority of the people walking around also seem to wake up as if they had become lucid in their own dreams, and they collectively fly away together. A man is left behind that looks sort of like a hobo, who looks pretty grim. I ask him what is wrong, and he says he doesn't know how to control his dreams. I go over the basics for him and then I goof around with flying (which I have not done for several months due to a lack of LDs; fortunately for me, they have begun returning and i'm getting one every few days now).

At some point during the intermission (not sure when but it was before I came lucid), i'm standing in a classroom. A very pretty girl asks me where I live, and I respond (for whatever reason she says that it isn't a real town even though she asked me if I lived there by name, and I say that it is). She then tells me where she lives tells me that she likes me (lelz) and that she would like to meet me at her house. Since it was pretty hard to refuse, I said "all right". She then vanishes before my eyes. The dream gets fuzzy from there on out, but I remember being annoyed that she simply vanished and that for as long as I can remember in that part, I stayed in the classroom.

After this, I lost lucidity.

The third part is a continuation of the first part. My family (this time with a father, though not my real father) has moved into a new house. It's several years into the future; my sister is only at the house for a small time as she has to go to New York for school, and the brothers are now around four years old and walking (and capable of advanced speech; this doesn't surprise me even now, as they could talk while they were swimming in coffee). I begin to feel jealous of my brothers, now that I am not an only child (this is false, I was never an only child; I conveniently forgot my sister here). I walk around our new house, exploring (it looked miles better than the old one) and chatting with my family. Eventually, I got annoyed and went outdoors. There are a couple of farm buildings around our house (but no barn). I approached one and discovered that we now owned some sort of chimera-like creature, a horse with a giant chicken head. It's behavior was a lot like a dog, though it also acted like a cat in that it wasn't very noisy. For whatever reason, I decided that it was a good time to fly away, so I flew up and over the trees surrounding my house. I was flying horizontally with my belly facing up and my back towards the canopy. Occasionally, I would see a massive tree that looked something like a deciduous redwood. I had to dodge one once, as it was in my way. They got more and more abundant the further I went, and eventually the canopy of one of the smaller trees below me rose up enough to stop me in my tracks and entangle me. I struggled to get free. After a while, I managed to get out, and I promptly flew back the way I came, this time actually looking where I was going (in other words, I flew with my belly facing the canopy and looking forward rather than my belly facing the sky and looking up).

After some time, I reached my house again. I was very fed up with how everything was going, so I decided to leave (somehow) by "exiting out of the server" as if it were a game. I magically opened up a menu, but in place of what I expected to be "exit", it instead said "ascend". I clicked on ascend (somehow), and out of nowhere some sort of a valkyrie appeared, said some things I don't recall, and caused a kind of magic spring to appear at my feet.

A few things to note about the spring; it wasn't in the ground at all, it was on the surface surrounded by these crystal walls that shimmered various cool colors (primarily purple, pink, cyan, and blue in that order of rarity). Some of the rocks lying on the ground near the spring also became the same kind of crystal, but it was merely a pale, transparent gray. Dipping it in the water caused it to glow like the crystal walls for a moment before fading back to gray. The walls themselves had some sort of a pattern on it; there were waves (or was it a pattern of double helixes?) etched into the crystal, but in the center of each wave was a circle. The water itself, as I said, caused the crystal to grow. However, the water tasted excellent! It was just cold enough, with a very faint sweetness, and you could almost taste pure power in it. I sensed that it had healing properties as well.

I went back inside. The brothers, my sister (she was back somehow), and my mother had no idea what it was, and my whole immediate family was standing on the second floor looking out a window at it. I said something about it, (I think I said something incredibly out of character, along the lines of "So what, i'm barely old enough to summon it..."; when I said this, the number 3102 flashed in my vision briefly) and my "father" reacted. He said something along the lines of "You summoned that, boy? You shouldn't have done that! Not with all these omens, anyway..." He got angry, and (switching back to video game elements) I said that I could just reload from my last save to before I summoned it. He questioned me further and I told him that it was from some time before I summoned it but after I went outside, and he told me to reload the save. I did.

I was back outside, in a second stable (the first one from before contained the chicken horse; this was a different one). There were, for whatever reason, female rumps sticking out of the walls. My sister was nearby and called me a pervert. I shrugged it off and left the stable.

The dream gets fuzzy from here, but I made sure not to click the "ascend" button again. After some time, the valkyrie came again and took me away.

Next thing I know, i'm in a very small sort of mausoleum. It's floating off the ground, and it's made of a transparent gray glass, and it's lined with some sort of gold-colored material. Outside, I can see thousands and thousands of excited people crowded in some large circular walled-in area; it's a very grand looking place, made of stone and decorated with the same gold material as in the mausoleum. I can detect that you can only see through the glass from the inside; the people on the outside cannot see me or anything else in here. I stop looking outside and look ahead. In front of me is a very old yet powerful looking man, and behind him is a stone coffin. Next to me is the valkyrie; for the first time, I can get a good look at her. She's half my size, so I assume she's a dwarf; she looks kind of like She-Ra, but with slightly darker skin, and she also has angel wings. The old, powerful man explains to me that he is Odin and that I am his heir, and that I am next in line to take his place as a god. He then explains my job (quickly) and that the valkyrie was my servant. He wishes me luck and enters the coffin. For a moment, my vision shifts out of myself and I can see the mausoleum from the side; once Odin enters the coffin, his robe-like clothes pop on to me, and my vision promptly switches back to my eyes. The coffin vanishes, and the mausoleum rockets up and eventually shatters.

The valkyrie and I are both floating high above. Since i'm now a god, I decide to exit the arena-like place and fly around the city a little. It's quite spectacular with the gold decorations and the stone (I like stone ), though I still have no idea what it is (it matches up to a Christian heaven more than Asgard). Shortly, the assistant valkyrie mentions that I have duties to attend to (unsurprisingly) so I ask what they are. She says that I have to create more of those magic pools I had seen earlier. Since I was new to the job, the valkyrie would help me with this one. She showed me that I had a way of calling upon a radar to see where I was needed (I explain it at the end of the page), and she showed me a rather danger-free area where a pool was needed. She poked the spot on the radar where the pool was needed and we both teleported there.

I appeared on the ground in a small town that looked similar to one in Skyrim in Whiterun hold. This was fitting, as the word "Skyrim" appeared in white letters in the middle of my vision, and faded out soon. The valkyrie began walking in some direction, and I followed her; we eventually found a sort of hay-filled indoors area where a person was sitting. The valkyrie showed me the incantation required to summon the pool, and soon enough a magic pool very similar to the one created for me when I hit "ascend" appeared. Something was amiss, though, and soon the valkyrie noticed several tiny blue imps with pitchforks flying around in the sky. The dream was fuzzy here, but I seem to remember a second valkyrie appearing to deal with the imps and both me and the assistant valkyrie heading back to the city.

People in the city were starting to riot; the blue imps were here, too. Here and there were a couple of valkyries fending them off, but even though they killed plenty they seemed to keep coming. The assistant valkyrie told me that in order to stop them, I had to create more of the pools, which would somehow help the valkyries fend off the imps. Unfortunately for me, the assistant had to stay and fight or else the city would be overrun by the imps, so I had to summon the next pool alone. Worst of all, the pool was required in the red region, and the valkyrie mentioned that most valkyries that went there did not return, and that I had to be very careful; it was probably best, then, that she stayed or else she would be slain.

When I poked the place where I was needed, it took me to a sort of overhead look at some sort of organic place. Two people were talking in the background, and saying that it was a wretched place and it was a miracle that people survived there at all. They mentioned one small town which was apparently major, and said that it was conquered by some sludge thing.

Eventually, I found myself in some sort of a fleshy tube. The path ahead was filled with all manner of nasty monsters. My view zoomed out so I had a third person view of myself, though as a consequence I lost control of myself. The Valkyries were right; I was having a tough time killing the monsters here (I even encountered one of the sludges that singlehandedly wiped out a town, as the two voices mentioned that gave me a hell of a time), and I was a god. The dream fades as I fight in the horrifying place, and I wake up.



A few notes on this dream: from what I can tell, the valkyrie is based off of the one from Nethack. It's especially probable, considering that the first time I seriously played the game and for a good while after that, I was a dwarf valkyrie. The strange thing, though, is that dwarven valkyries are always lawful, and lawful valkyries (whether dwarf or human) worship Tyr. Only neutral valkyries (which as I said cannot be a dwarf and must be a human) are capable of worshiping Odin. The dwarven valkyrie also could not have been wearing a Helm of Opposite Alignment, as that would make her chaotic rather than neutral and she would thus worship Loki instead. This indicates that, in order for her to become neutral by in-game standards, she would have to pray at a neutral altar with negative alignment as a lawful valkyrie, which would cause her to lose luck (meaning she would probably no longer be able to pray) and would change her alignment to neutral. What surprises me is that this valkyrie is probably the one most loyal to Odin, despite the fact that it would take a long time to get to good standing with Odin compared to a human valkyrie that started out worshiping Odin.

The position of Odin in this dream world is probably in name only. From what I theorize, the original Odin in this world is actually long-dead, unless the dream world is incredibly young. The various Odins are not immortal like you would expect a god to be, and age just like a human and can die of old age (though they probably are immune to disease and whatnot since they ARE gods). Thus, when they get old, they choose the next suitable person; this happens to be their heir, if there is one. Thus, the old Odin dies, and the heir takes up the throne and becomes a new Odin. Sort of like the Dread Pirate Roberts from The Princess Bride.

Of slight note is that I, as Odin, did not use Gungnir. I had a whip of some kind. Granted, when I ended up in combat, the dream started falling apart.

Apparently, hitting the Ascend button changed the timeline. In the button where I got the magic pool, someone else must have become Odin, and the valkyrie showed them what they needed to do to create the pool; since the valkyrie created the pool for me the first time it was required when I was Odin, this would explain why the valkyrie created the pool for me when I hit Ascend, since I became Odin in the second timeline at roughly the same time as I got the magic pool in the first timeline.

Allow me to explain the radar: it was shaped like a semicircle and split into five parts. The leftmost part was red, the part above that was some kind of greenish red (isn't that an impossible color?), and the remaining three points were green. I believe the green areas indicated areas of low danger where pools were needed. Since an area in the red zone took me to the horrifying place, I can only assume that the red areas are the dangerous areas. The greenish-red area must lead to an area of slightly more danger than the completely green areas (it wasn't THAT reddish) but I never went there so I could not tell. There was also a button centered on the bottom that took me back to the city with the gold gilding.




Holy crépes that was long. Haven't had a dream that long in a while. My recall must be improving.