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I'm not sure how I got there, but my first memory is that I'm at a party.
While a lot of my friends are there, it seems like for the most part the people in attendance are people I was once friends with, and would still like to be friends with, but some drama got in the way.
Most notable is my former best friend, who stopped associating me after he dated my sister. I warned him in advance her relationships have a bad habit of ending with her cheating, but he went ahead with it anyway. When the relationship crashed, he took it out on me. I had recently gotten him a job with us working together, and he stopped showing up, doubling my workload over night for a couple weeks.

Anyway, the dream progresses with me avoiding my former friends (while wishing I did not have to), and trying to have a good time. Eventually my group of friends decide they wish to go to one of the new clubs that opened up in town. A former coworker is there, and offers to be my ride. It was odd that he was present, as he and I had always just been associates, never friends, never enemies. I honestly don't even know his last name. We left the house the part was at, and found ourselves in a cove. He lived across on the other side and had to grab something real quick. The cove seems familiar, but I have no idea where I remember it from. Dream me seemed to know where I was though, making the comment that as many times as I'd been there, I had never realized he lived there as well.
As we went to get into his car, I woke up.

Didn't seem as though there were any specific dream signs. Just a normal party, with the exception of being full of a bunch of people I no longer associate with.

Dream Fragment - "Dianeva and I create an IRC language that's hard to understand at first because it work the same way as SSRIs???"

I was in a mall, but somebody mentioned that the ground, or underground, floor is full of zombies, or at least people pretending to be zombies. It seems we can access it only via elevator.

For some reason, I ended up there, and I was outside of the elevator. It's a room of sorts. I can't move. I can see the elevator. I started to hear zombie moans and shuffles. I saw the elevator still open, and one "zombie" walking close to it. Then I saw one behind me. I was kneeling or sitting on the ground, stuck. My vision showed a crosshair as I panicked. I think I "know" that they're just pretending, but it's still scary.

I was in the elevator again. The inside looks like a wall, with rough texture. There are three buttons, arranged in a column. The top floor, the middle (regular) floor, and the underground floor. I tried pressing the middle button, but I saw that the bottom button has already been pressed.

I was with other people in the elevator. The door to the underground floor opened, and the zombies were there. As they enter the elevator, they become "normal" humans.

I was wondering what the top floor contains, but never got the chance to press it.

I was in one of the "outside" areas of the underground. It looks something like a mine. There was a lady, asking for directions. Somehow, she went to the elevator area. I heard her scream, and then laugh at the zombie prank.

I don't know why I'm lucid, or how long I've been lucid, but I'm riding in a 70s mustang with the top down with two other people. Some lady in her car talks crap about me, and I jumped out of the car, and told the guy driving, "you know I'm going to have to fight you right". The guy steps out of his car, and he's about 15 feet tall, but I know I got this. The guy kicks at me a couple of times...and apparently he knows Muay Thai. He's kicking just at my waist and I'm absorbing them and blocking them at the same time while studying his upper body. The guy doesn't teleport any upper body movement when he kicks. I think about just focusing in on his legs, but I bet as soon as I would, he would just falcon punch the shit out of me. He kicks again, and this time I jump up and crescent kick the crap out of his face. As gravity takes it's toll, I look downward to see if the guy kicks again, and he does. I grab it, and elbow struck the top of his shin while pulling on his leg, and he fell down. This cowboy boots wearing giant has no balance. I grin and wait for him to get back up. He does, and kicks again. At that same time I rushed in trapping his kicking leg, and pushing it back to it's original position while falling backwards. He fell face first on the pavement.

He rolled over and I got on top of him and started wearing him out. I told him he was going to have to watch me bang his girl, and she got naked without even asking. I started wearing her out (no blood or guts this time either yay!)....and thought about moving on to her mom, but just then I

fdsfI had a fa in my room. Oddly enough my bed was in the center of the room, and some girl was going in my closet. She had my old military jacket in her hands, and knew I was going to wake up.....maybe I still had a little bit of lucidity because I knew I wanted to fully get up and see what was going on, but I couldn't. I kept hearing voices whisper "wake up", "wake up", "he's coming". I told whoever who was in the room to pull me upright. (I'm pretty sure at this point I'm really at a weird phase of isolated sleep paralysis) The guy tries to pull me up, but he cant. I try to do it myself, and literally wake up.

IM laying in bed, in the morning trying to WILD when i see a little hole in my hypnagogia in it i can see a close up of ice and in black word it says olympics written on the ice, i focus on it, and i zoom into it. im laying on ice in the middle of a ice rink i start to spin on the ice to stabilize the dream. I stand up and start to walk towards the EXIT . i cant see threw my left eye and everytime i look down its clear a little but when i look forwards it feels like a wait on my eye and i cant see. I rub my hands and keep yelling clarity but it does not work. As I get closer to the exit i see brown brick wall around a large window thats almost floor to ceiling. it dark outside with street lights on.The I wake up in bed.

The title may be a bit miss leading, in this dream there was only one cruise ship.
For some reason, my school, I guess it was a whole school thing as there were people who were a few years younger than me there. At some point, the ship started to flood, so I assume it was going to sink. A friend of mine tried to fix this and was fiddling about with some device on a wall while we were in a room half filled with water. This girl who I've kind of stopped talking too was in the dream as well. I said something to her and we acted like we were friends. In the end my friend was like "Don't worry, I have a helicopter!" and he made a phone call. I suppose this comes from this joke we made not too long ago. Everyone went up on the deck and waited for the transport. I sat somewhere away from my friends and they told me to go to them, I was reluctant. I felt a massive amount of fear and woke up. I don't know why though.

IM in the back seat of a car and my seat drops deeper into the car.Surprising me i feel like .A. but me in the back seat of the car,my friend is in the front seat, i look up at him and he says to sit tight so i do. The car door open and .A. looks at me and tells me im dreaming. I get out the car and look at my hands and keep saying im dreaming and try to anchor my self in the dream. I somhow end up in a candy store with a girl from school I feel she still .A. just looks different. a man comes in to buy candy and i sense he has a lot of cavities. I grab a bag of candy and say i dont want to fuel your addiction or somthing like that but i offer to by candy for him i think i dont have any money but then im like im dreaming so i think there a lot of money in my pocket and when i reach into my pocket there a wad of money i stick the hole wad on the counter and say somthing like keep the change.I remeber (in the book lucid fiction in the story infallible) the guy does the same thing. Then some other stuff happends thats not apropriate for dream views then i wake up but it realy a false awakening so thats sucks.

I downloaded a an app for my new (and first ever) smartphone. The first thing I did when I got it was check out lucid dreaming apps, binaural beats, and things along that nature. I almost downloaded some chakra opening apps but decided to just go with binaural beats for the time being. The free ones are all pretty much samples.

Anyway, I downloaded this app called Brainwaves developed by The Unexplainable Store. I had seen these people somewhere on the web before when searching for binaurals so I figured I'd give their free download a shot. It only came with one ten-minute session of "Calm-Down" which at first I thought kind of sucked, but I tried it and was able to at least meditate for ten minutes (which is something I've been wanting to do regularly for some time now.)

Then I saw that they had an offer to become a member (at seemingly no cost) and they would give you two full downloads for free (unfortunately not of your choice.) So I did and instantly they gave me two more binaurals, "Positive Mindset" and "Remote Viewing".

I read the description about "Remote Viewing" and thought, okay, that sounds fun. So as soon as my son laid down and fell asleep, I laid on the floor, flat and got relaxed with "Calm Down" first before I turned it on.

After ten minutes of just getting peaceful and relaxed, I turned on "Remote Viewing" and focused on the beat. I had just had my usual energy drink (not the ones full of sugar and bullshit) but one like athletes use, lol. So I really wasn't that tired. When I began getting hypnagogia imagery I was surprised because it didn't take long at all.

I did seem to fall asleep, but I was aware the whole time of my state. It was pretty neat. I began getting some strange thoughts and at one point I had a picture before me of two animalistic looking men and they were ripping another man into half whilst chewing and eating his flesh. It wasn't that graphic in visuals but it was in my narrative. In my head, I had spoken and said "Well, we didn't WANT to eat him..." as if we were just following our instincts.

As soon as I said that I was like, wtf was I just thinking?!

Soon after that one had passed I got another and I was driving down this main road in town that's close to my home. Everything was blurry, like it was still hypnagogia, really, and I knew I was probably asleep or something. I went with it and began passing cop cars. The outlines would pop up first, and then my brain just seemed to fill the rest in as each came closer and passed me. My thoughts were, oh shit, they're coming to my house. I was swerving on the road but none were stopping.

I pulled over when I got a chance and parked. I hid and then I decided that I had been driving my mother's pick up truck for some reason. I had filled in that detail last because when I was driving, it was pretty much an outline too.

Another hypnagogic visual that I remember, and it might be the last one was of an alligator man thing that this guy was chasing. It had started swimming out to sea and the guy was telling me we couldn't let it escape. I looked at him and then I said, well, there it goes. I pointed to the sea and the man dived in after it. The alligator quickly swam back under and came back at the man. I woke up.

I did have a dream it seems. My house's roof was all angled like I was in some sort of attic, only it was tiled just like my house is. I remember thinking, hmmm, I don't remember my living room being like this. I had sat there on the couch for a moment, none of the windows were open and I began to ponder my surroundings. I thought, this is home. Before I woke up.

So, I'll have to try again to see if I get the same kind of results. Regardless of the description (something to do with psychic abilities) it does something to the brain. It was definitely interesting. I just wish I could remember everything.

I'm riding my back through some forest on a trail with a bunch of roots and rocks sticking out of the ground. I see Doug On his bike up ahead of me. The world Is kind of dark and and gritty, Like the Nazi Zombie maps from World At War. Dougs speeding down the trail and I'm getting a work out trying to keep up with him. Pretty soon we come to a clearing in the forest and I notice that it is night time also, but the moon is so big and bright in the sky, with a yellowish tint to it providing enough light to see in the dark. In the middle of the clearing is a huge building that kind of looks like a prison/castle, there are no fences, and there are Towers on every corner . I there are two trails, one leading to the two big metal at the front of the building and another that leads up a hill to some weird bunker looking thing. We decide to enter the building first....

Now I'm inside one of the towers, our bikes are gone, and even though the place feels kind of creepy, it doesn't seem to be threatening at all. Were at the very top and all we can see in every direction is forest. I kind of get the feeling that we are lost. There is no power or even any lights in the building. As we stare off into the distance the Bunker at the top of the hill lights up.....

Back Out front On our bikes were racing up the hill, and the path starts to dig into the ground, and dirt walls are rising. pretty soon the walls start falling again until we are level with the ground again, and couple more yards and were at the entrance to the bunker. There are light bulbs lighting up the inside, and I know for sure its a bunker now due to the Cement construct and the sand bags stacked up at the windows. We take a glance inside and see the trail keeps going down A tunnel that curves and that bulbs are on the walls in an alternating pattern. Doug then starts rushing down the Tunnel on his bike and I take off after him. After a bit the Tunnel starts to get tighter and Bumpier. I don't know how Long I rode but Eventually I just woke up.

This was my first lucid dream. I felt asleep when I was repeating the mantra (I will have a lucid dream tonight). I repeated it with a lot of persistence. It started as non-lucid. I was on a place full of stairs (outside) with my bike, and there were lots of my friends (also with bikes) and they were insulting me (which isn't unusual).

[scene switches]
I`m at school, but the classroom is smaller and more messy than usual. We're doig grammar with my teacher. For not-remembered reasons she shouts at me and she tells me to go out. I'm collecting my stuff (also a blue CD case), and then I see a white cable on the floor. It's the satellite cable from my house. I achieve lucidity.

[scene switches][lucid]
Now I`m in a sort of neoclassic castle, in the bedroom of my parents who are sleeping. I go out and I try making some high jumps, and try to hang on a pipe near the ceiling. Then the doorbell rings. I go to the door (it's enormous, and outside there's a jungle!), and I see a lazy man wirh a dog who says he's my dad's friend. I say I dont believe him. When running to my dad's bedroom, I hear him shouting I have to let him in. I do so, and he enters very slowly. I ignore him and I go trying to do a lot of crazy things, lige growing a white tree out of a shampoo bottle, and others, but I apparenly chanve dream for over-excitement.

[scene changes]
I'm inside a platformer game, and I try to jump down, but I kill myself, as I jumped in the wrong spot.

06.05.2012

(DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My friends and I were playing a sick, twisted virtual reality game. The game consisted of us having to survive in a big cabin, in the middle of nothing, completely isolated in the woods. There were guns and other weapons scattered throughout the cabin. In the cabin, was a clown psychopath whose purpose was to kill every single one of us. We had to work together and kill him.

The first round started. I was alone in a dark room. I had to follow the wall until I found a door. I turned the lights on and saw machete on the floor. I grabbed it. I had to find the rest of the people. I got out of the room, and found myself in a long halway. At the end was another door. I went through it, it took me to a dark maze. I was scared now. I started hearing laughter, creepy clown laughter. I started running, I had to find my way out. At every corner my heart raced. Suddenly I crashed into someone, it was Lusho and he had a huge axe with him. We found our way out, of the maze, and out of the cabin. There was blood everywhere, but no bodies. We guessed that all our teammates had been killed already and were in spectator mode.

The clown showed himself. We battled him, he had chainsaws in each hand. Lusho cut off a leg with his axe, and I cut his right hand off. The clown collapsed, and lusho decapitated him with his axe.

A calm voice then said "congratulations, you have passed round 1. Round 2 will start soon".

Other people starting respawning next to us. We all were armed. The 2nd round was crazy. There were all sorts of monsters, including zombie dogs. We got attacked by a pack of zombified wolves and lost a lot of people. I ran into the cabin, as we were outnumbered by now. But I was alone again. I ran up the stairs to the second floor and found a human cannon in a balcony which had a view to the woods. I thought it would be a good idea to shoot myself to the top of a tree (lol), and hide. I did and was able to land nicely, I had a view towards the battlefield and could see what was going on.

I was the last human left, and the clown was searching everywhere. I could see him getting more and more frustrated. He then laughed, turned around, and started at me. My reaction was " I'm Fucked"







I looked down, I could dive and I would probably die and wake up. I could wake up. This was a dream! How did I not realize before. I took a leap, I was hoping I would land nicely and then I'd kill the clown with any power or weapon of my choice, since it was a dream. I got too excited and started waking up. I was in the "void". Woke up.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes


Got it? Great! Now enjoy reading my dreams.


Notes: Wanted to see what my dreams would end up like without doing any reality checks, or subconscious training. Pretty interesting what my subconscious decided to give me.


Dream #1 Supermarket spree.

Im with my moms in a supermarket, and we are on some game show. We have 60 seconds to put as many items in the cart as possible. We run thru the aisle picking up items on throwing them in the cart. The timer stops and we have five hundred dollars worth of groceries in under a min! Me and my mom dance and laugh and start celebrating around the supermarket. (Very hilarious moment.)


Dream #2 A side of me that is shown often.








Im walking in a mall and hear Edith Piaf, La Vie En Rose in the background. (Must be my alarm) I stop and glance at this young woman who looked Arab or Indian. She is fairly attractive, Long black hair in a ponytail to her waist, big beautiful brown eyes, and a very light coco skin complexion. She wore blue jeans with silver flip flops, and her toes were polished a silver colour, and she wore a light blue shirt. She was putting clothes on a rack, and she turns to look at me smiling. I nod at her and smile back, as i continued walking thru the mall hearing that song play in the background. Pretty soon it fades, (Most likely went to a 5 min snooze) And i am now in line with a lady who looked tanned and in her 50's i believe. Very attractive, with medium length sandy brown hair, and big aqua blue eyes.

She begin flirting with me, and took out a green pill and swallowed it. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a green pill and swallowed mines as well. She begin glowing a aqua colour and and light begin surrounding her body. Another guy who was black was in the line hating and cock blocking, saying..
(Black guy talking)
"Why don't you get with a real man like myself baby."
(Woman talking)
"No thanks, im not interested."
She smiles gazing into my eyes, flexing her breast telling me she works out. We lock eyes for a while..then my alarm goes off again then i wake up.


Final dream: Fantasies from my subconscious.

Im in a room with two beautiful women who looked mixed with something.

Spoiler for For 18+:

Im sitting down in a chair, and one of the girls starts unfasting my belt buckle and pulling down my pants. She then takes her black leather heel pumps off, and throws them on the floor. She now lays on her back on the floor, and uses only her soft silky beautiful feet to tug and stroke my now fully rock hard erect cock. Another girl walks over and begins sucking on the head of my penis, while the other girl uses her feet to jack me off. A black dude walks in, and i look over at him and say..
"Man get the FUCK outta here!"
I throw a bottle of lotion at him, and tell him go in the bathroom and have fun...shit.

The girls laugh, and the guy takes the walk of shame. I continue my business with the women, and felt myself reaching climax and literally woke up with a bit of a surprise on myself. Lol,

I woke up recorded the dream and took a long hot shower.


Notes: Well not too upset with what i got. Can't complain, but this just shows what my dreams are like when i don't do any reality checks or subconscious training. Sooo think ima gonna go back to my usual routine. Lol, gonna start my day off with plenty of reality checks, and plenty of subconscious training for tonight.

"Garbage dive and clowns" This was probably one the weirdest dreams I have had in quite some time. To give you a visual I viewed this dream from a movie perspective meaning that there were multiple cuts to various scene. For the majority of the dream I was just an observor watching the events go down, influencing the endings with where every my unawoken mind went. Over the course of the night i woke up twice so emotionally involved in the dream I went right back to sleep hoping to revisit the dream I had awoken from. Luckily i was able to each time

First thing I remember is looking into a home with someone else. Some kid took out the garbage and then began thinking about garbage. Next thing I knew I was in millions of pounds of garbage but it was not the kind all bagged up. I was all squishey and was alive. Felt like I was in a tub full of worms! My companion asked me how much more time till we get to the bottom! I said it will be very soon. Meanwhile unfriendly clowns were holding hostage some of my friends. The clowns had set up an enitre under ground world in which there were doctor clowns, school teachers clown, school kid clowns, librarian clowns, every type of human job replaced with a clown face and human body. They detested the presence of my friends and had tortured some of my friends. Luckily most of the hostages were able to escape and they set up two barracades infront of a doorway entrance into an autitorium. The clowns held there distance as my friends had managed to aqquire guns.*

Meanwhile back at the house I remember listening to a conversation between a young kid and an older adult. The adult was warning the kid not to play in the garbage but the good was friendly but defiant in his beliefs repeating "my uncle has always told me if you are in garbage keep digging".*

In the midst of the garbage I recalled what this young prophet had said and i told my companion of this seemingly profound axiom. We began chanting it and very soon we recahed the bottom of the pile. The garbage was essentially a large vat contained by 4 walls that descended down for hundreds of miles. I did not know where the garbage actually began, only where it ended. I felt my feet dangeling out into the air as my body slid through the rest of the slimey garbage making a thick waterey that resembled that sound of a tounge clicking against a cheek. Finally my head exited through the muck and I dropped about 10 feet into a dull and dark halway. I remember landing with an umph on the hardwood floors.My companion was thankful to be out of the mess and I reminded him to be quiet as there were clowns all around us.

We managed to exit the eerie hallway and make our way into another large hallway swarming with clowns of all sorts. The first type i remember was opening a door in the hallway and seeing a tall and slim woman clown reading a book to a group of young clowns sitting criss crossed on the floor. She stared at me with a deceptive hate in her eyes. The actual seblance of the clown is hard to describe because their heads seemed hollographic, Meaning they switched between the face of a human and that of a clown.

'" come on lets go!" I yelled to my companion. We sprinted down the long hallway slapping and punching the clowns that we passed by. The hallway was full of twists and turns and at every corner we would run into a clown that seemed to be busy working doing things like carrying lots of paper work or drinking a cup of coffe.*

Soon i began to sense we were near my friends as I had multiple flashbacks of them crying out to us from the barracades. we ran through the hall way shoving our way pst multiple clowns until we bursed through a door and found ourselves in a large room filled with hundred of angry clowns. I looked around and noticed one of the barracades. I made a run for it with my commrad right behind me and dove over the barracade into the safety of my friends. "Thank God your here" they said.*

Then I woke up.


Feels like an epic dream that i should write a creative ending for.

Im still working on being able to control my dreams completely and find complete lucidity and last night it was so blatantly obvious and once i realized it i woke up.

I remember walking and just kinda hangin out with some buddies when i ran into my ex gf. (Me and her have a weird relationship, she still really likes me and tells me she loves me but has a new boyfriend, the reasoning we're not together is because we are so far apart) anyway i ran into her and we started flirting and kissing and just playin around and i was like we have to stop, you have a boyfriend, im not that guy...but then she said to me "we're dreaming, we can do whatever we want." It was kinda weird the way she phrased the we're dreaming part...but then i woke up and was kinda bummed.

Dream One: I'm in a mansion chasing after my kids. I'm trying to keep them in one room, because they're making such a mess. I feel like the owner won't mind too much as long as I clean it up, the we're on really good terms, maybe like great friends or something. I look out over a balcony and see Johnny Depp! I'm all flabbergasted at first and totally in shell shock, I <3 Johnny Depp, lol. I'm sitting against the balcony watching my kids, but hoping to hear some bits of conversation as to what's going on in the living room below. It turns out Johnny Depp is sad, his girl friend has left him or something, and the owner of the house sends him to a room upstairs to grieve. I'm seriously debating following so I can say and say I actually met him (plus get in a little more looking at his hotness, lol) but then I decide I won't, it'll be way creepy and stalkerish on my part. I hope I'll get lucky and my friend will introduce us. The kids throw some play money in the air, and I run around playing fifty two card trying to clean all the monopoly money up. While I'm cleaning, the owner of the house walks in with Johnny Depp. He's in his purple outfit from Willy Wonka, and I'm finding my words catch in my throat, ha ha. She introduces us, tell shim I'm a fan, and then all I can do is try to apologize for the mess my kids are making. He tells me children make messes, that's what they do. I'm surprised by how high pitched his voice is, and think that's almost a turn off... if it had been anyone but Johnny Depp it would have been, lol. Then the balcony rail I'm sitting against breaks, and he catches me before I fall. I'm too busy apologizing to the owner of the house, and she tells me it isn't my fault, the house is old and she's sorry I almost died in front of my children! I'm feeling a bit shakey and Johnny Depp helps me stand up, but then I wake up.

Dream Two: I'm on a space ship. It's got floors and walls like a dim computer screen. The images across the walls and floors are constantly moving and blinking, it's a beehive type pattern broken in places. Light blue on a slightly darker blue grey. It's not as distracting as it sounds because it's so dim. The pattern reminds me of the animus from Assassins creed now that I think about it. I hear orders over a loud speaker to prepare for planetary excavation or something. I know this means I'm getting off the ship to check out the world we're hoovering over. I walk into the teleporting room, and an alarm goes off that someone is contaminated by a foreign body. It turns out to be me, I've gotten some sort of bug like parasite (that looked like the thing in the First Matrix movie) from my last planetary exploration and it's finally hatched and grown in my body. A guy uses some something that looks like a taser to pull it out of me, but it doesn't hurt me at all. We're about to teleport again, and then an alarm goes off saying the cabin pressure is dropping in the porter room. A girl nearby find a hole in the screen, and pulls at it, it in fact is a giant crack about three feet long that leads into outer space and is sucking out our air slowly. We all lean against it in hopes of sealing it back shut. I wake up.

Dream Three: My kids get a basket ball goal and basket ball. We're at my aunts house, and trying to open it. It must be a birthday present or something. But the goal is the kind you have to mount to your own pole or wall, so we look for a place to mount it. Can't find one, and the kids start crying, so we go inside to find something else fun to do. Suddenly it's the house I spent the last half of my childhood in. I take the kids to my brothers room, and we start playing video games. A blond guy walks in, and introduces himself as a guy I knew in my preschool years and had a huge crush on growing up in Elementary school. I'll call him B. So B asks me how I've been, and tells me my kids are cute and stuff. I thank him and ask what he's up to these days. He says he's just been working. (I really haven't seen this guy since elementary school, I have no CLUE what hes doing these days or even what he looks like) He asks if he can sit down with us, the kids and I are in the floor, and I say sure. He sits down, but when he puts his hands on the carpet he's kinda freaked out and it's understandable, it's my brothers room, that place is gross! He says he wants to talk to me about something important, but he can't talk to me about it face to face so I need to friend him on facebook. I tell him ok, and ask if he'll go to my room with me to find his profile and make sure I friend the right person. He agrees, and then we go to my room leaving the kids in my brothers room. I sit down on the floor with a laptop, and tell him to have a seat. He declines saing he felt the carpet in the other room and he'd rather not. I laugh and tell him this is my room, I promise it's sooo much cleaner than my brothers! There may be some of the kids clothes on the floor from this morning, but it's only one days clutter built up, not a years. He sits, and runs his hands in the carpet, and tells me it's MUCH nicer, and laughs. I hand him the computer and tell him to find himself, I'll straighten up the clothes in the floor. Then he starts telling me his mom's sick, and I tell him I'm sorry to hear that and I hope she gets well soon! Then how he hates movies, but wishes we'd hang out and maybe go to one sometime. The whole feeling was like we were best friends, and we never were. Then he grabs me and pulls me close to hug me, and tells me "thank you for hearing me out." An alarm goes off, and I know it's time for me to leave, I have somewhere important to be, and apparently so does he. I start to get in my car, but I don't have a coat. He offers me his, and I decline saying mine was just here! I find it, it's fallen down to the floor of the car instead of being on the seat. I get in the car and start to pull out but his car is blocking me. I'm a bit frustrated, but find it cute at the same time. I see a horse saddled up nearby, and decide to go on horseback after all. I get on the horse, and walk it to the end of the road. There's a long procession of faeries on the road, riding horses to a wedding. I walk my horse out to join the faerie king and faerie queen. They have a small daughter around my sons age. I'm talking to them, and they are telling there's a problem with the princesses wedding crown. She doesn't want to marry, and she's using the crown being not what she wanted as an excuse. I volunteer to go get the right crown, and they thank me for being a great service in their kingdom. I gallop down the road to my left, and find a shop where I buy a tiara with clear and black rhinestones. I put it in my saddle bag and start back towards the procession and the wedding. I'm running pretty behind though, and I see a couple of teenage boys tearing up paper and throwing it on the ground. I stop to scold them, and they tell me they heard there were faeries living in the area and they couldn't be seen by mortal eyes. I laugh and tell them they're right, so stop littering, they'll make the faeries angry. They asked me if having faeries around was dangerous, what if the faeries enemies attacked and hurt mortals? I laugh and tell them not to worry, the faeries have a very strong battalion (I'm not even sure I used that word right in the dream, lmao) and that I was one of their most powerful soldiers. I tell them that there's no way I'd let anything hurt the people around here because my friends all live here, then I tell them I'm not just boosting, I have the the power to back it up. More than any of faerie or mortal in the world. Geeze, my dream self is proud :/Then I tell them I am late, to finish cleaning up their mess and not to do it again or I'd hunt them down, with a wink to ensure them I wouldn't hurt them, but make them wish they hadn't made a mess all the same! I gallop at full speed, following a set of rainbows to the top of a mountain where the bridal party is set up in a tent. I hand the faerie queen the crown, she tells me the bride is upset that the groom doesn't know her mask is from Zoro, and I explain the groom doesn't watch movies like the princess does. I briefly wonder if the reason that B wanted to talk to me so much earlier was that he didn't want to have to marry the princess b/c this is an arranged marriage for peace. Then I wake up.