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With a broom in the right hand I jump in a deep ocean to swim to my friends which try to jump from the water surface to a flying platform. As I was under the platform I try to dive deeply so that I have enough bounce to reach the platform with my broom .

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As I dive I though that my art to dive is not physically correct, but I don't reliaze that I'm dreaming .

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??.??.2011

Subtle (DILD)

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NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

As I lounge in the cool waters of a private pool, eyes closed, I hear a familiar voice echo through the dark: ”Don’t freak out, but that’s a shark you’re resting your head on,” she spoke calmly, allowing me to recognize a dream sign as my head rest transformed into a twelve-foot long, brown tiger shark; she offered her hand, and I took it, pulling myself over the shark and out of the pool altogether, ready for whatever she had in store for me.

DreamLucidAwake

More dragon stuff and I'm happy with that. Some interesting things happened in this dream that made it the best lucid I've had to date. Not all was perfect though.

Dragon Taming

I don't remember anything from before I became lucid (if there was anything). It was a bright day and I was in a small river valley. I water was shallow and you could see beautiful colored rocks below the water. There were small trees growing in the water along the rivers path. I was lucid and taking joy in the ability to perform nearly impossible parkour techniques.

I was jumping from tree to tree and trying to avoid the water as much as possible. There isn't much to say about it other than there was a lot of flipping and precision jumping. The freedom felt amazing. The last few jumps were the best. I jumped from one tree to the one in front of me and I spun around to the other side of it. I then jumped over to a large rock and jumped off of that onto a very high tree. I leaped off of this tree before I realized that there's nothing to jump to. Although I fell from a great hight, I was okay because I did a roll.

Now my goal was to get to the top of the cliff in front of me and out of the valley. I saw a crevice that I could wall jump on next to the waterfall. I ran straight towards it, but then I stopped when I saw a spiked wall to the left of it. The wall shot out and just barely missed me. I ran past the wall and into the crevice as the trap slowly reset itself. I then wall jumped all the way to the top. I even slid all the way back down right after just to do it again.

At the top was a great mansion that the river flowed around. I entered the mansion through the back door which led to my bedroom. I opened my bedroom door and everything looked like a mansion again. It was mostly empty though as if it had just been bought. I thought my family was in there somewhere and I had to ask my mother something. I searched a few nearby rooms, but I found no one. I then returned to the main hall where I saw my aunt looking outside through the wide open doors.

"Is mom here?" I asked her.
"Your parents left." She said.
"Where are they?" I asked.
"Just head north and you'll find them." She said.
"Okay, which way is north?" I asked while looking for a compas.
She pointed outside and said, "That way. Just past the mountains."

Before I went outside, I felt like exploring one more room. It was a living room that actually had furniture and stuff in it. This is when I realized I never stabilized. I started rubbing my hands together and noticed I had a glove on my right hand. It felt pretty real and the dream started to become more vivid than it already was. Suddenly I remembered hearing something about stabilizing by licking things. I licked my glove and it tasted like any other glove. I saw a glass table in front of me and then decided to try licking it. After I licked it there was a disgusting taste in my mouth. I looked at the table and saw that there was a yellow slime on it. I then spent the next 30 seconds scraping off my tounge and spitting the taste out. The dream became almost as vivid as real life, but I still wish I hadn't licked the table.

I then went outside to start my journey. The path looked like it would require me to go a long way east to go around the mountains. There were also mountains to the east though, so I figured it wouldn't be a favorable road. I thought about flying over the mountains, but I really just don't like standard flying in dreams. I kind of got distracted from my goal here and remembered my draconic roar. I figured that since I was still knew to it, I should practice it and try to make it stronger. I did at least five roars and each one was much louder than the ones from previous dreams. It was like the Lion King with the volume at 100. Most of my roars were just aimed into the sky where they wouldn't have an effect on anything. My last roar though, I looked at a tree, took a deep breath, and made an amazing sounding roar. It also instantly blasted the tree in two, which I thought was just great.

I then remembered that I needed to get over the mountains, and at the same time remembered that I'm Dragonborn. So I figured I could just fly a dragon. I looked towards the mountains to the east and held my hands out. "Summon dragons!" I commanded. I then saw a baby ice dragon and a baby earth dragon fly out from behind the mountains. I also saw the image of a giant (mountain size) earth dragon in the distance, but it didn't move. The two baby dragons started playing together in the air for a little bit before they finally landed in front of me. I reached out my hand and moved slowly towards the white one.

"Hey buddy!" I said as I moved towards it. The two dragons started to back away from me.
"Don't be scared, it's okay." I said trying to calm them. As I moved closer into their space, they started to become aggressive.
"No, no, I'm friendly! See?" I said holding my hand out to it.
"Oh shit!" I yelled as tried to bite me.

The ice dragon nearly bit my arm and the two of them were starting to growl at me. If I were to make one more attempt they would tear me to shreds in seconds. I guess baby dragons are just more timid and aggressive. It's not like I could fight against them though. You don't hurt the creature you're trying to befriend. Then an idea hit me. Summon a teacher!

For some reason I'm just no good at summoning people, but I'm really good at summoning dragons. So what if I summoned a dragon with a person riding it? I held my hand out and looked towards the mountains again. "Summon dragon tamer!" I commanded. I waited a few seconds before seeing a figure come out from behind the mountain. A fire dragon with a man on it then appeared next to me. The man was dressed in a funny outfit that reminded me a lot of the squire from many dreams ago.

"How do I tame one of these dragons?" I asked him.
"With a ball." He said.
"A ball...?" I said confused.
"You can use it to distract them long enough to get close and make friends with them." He explained to me.

He then pulled out a yellow ball that got the green dragon's attention. He tossed it and the dragon caught it and started to happily play with it. He then moved in close to it and started petting the dragon. It worked, and he had made the dragon his pet. The dragon tamer handed me the yellow ball and told me to try. I looked towards the white dragon, but it got scared and started running down the road. Naturally, I chased after it. When the dragon realized I was chasing it, it started to fly low to the ground. Then there were fences and walls in my way, but I managed to jump and flip over them. The dragon was starting to tire as chase went on, but my dad woke me up before the end.

End

If the dragons weren't so timid I think this would have been the perfect lucid dream. I feel like I did learn something from all this though. Only problem is I don't care enough at the moment to figure that out.

I was standing in a dark room in front of my aquarium (which i didnt have one at the time). An older man walked in who reminded me of Gandolf the Grey or Dumbledor......He and i was talking. He was telling me why i had to leave everything behind again. Even my fish. This saddened me. I wondered if my fish would die, or if someone would take care of them. I then poored the entire bottle of fish food into the tank. it was blue and white. it poored into the tank and formed into the shape of a type of coral. i woke up before leaving with the older man.

it was dark. i walked into a room with someone i was about to start kissing and snuggling with. i dont recall who it was. i woke up.

I went into SP..

Wake up and my room is pitch black. It should be dimly lit from street lights. So i go to my living room and float like i tried last time, only higher. I notice missing furniture.

I decide to summon Dominiq again, by going into my bedroom again and expecting him there. Nada.

So i go outside and i'm in england again, on some country road. I start floating again and just bobble about until i find some DCs. I decide to summon James May, so i ask the dcs if they know him, kinda expecting them to. They do, but upon me asking them to bring him here, they say his bus ticket would get too expensive. I don't want to get in trouble so i just leave it at that.

I tell One of the dcs that i'm dreaming. He doesn't believe me, so i start floating and tell him i don't care if he doesn't, because he's just a dream character. He gets upset and says he isn't, and that his sister died.

I now notice my friend Veerle has shown up in the group. And i remember Dominiq, so i try to find him by turning corners and expecting him there, and shouting out his name over and over. Still nothing.

Disappointed, i go back to the group, who are now comforting a latino looking young girl.

The dream becomes unstable and i wake up

I am on a snowy mountain, The Mountain in New Eden AKA the Biodome on the Green Moon. I am with MoSh and Raven. The day is sunny and clear. A light wind blows. We look into the distance, and there is a fleet of dragons arriving.

“Ah, the Moon Dragons!”

Raven turns to me. Her face shapeshifts, and looks like a universe. I am amazed and confused.

“Nomad? Are you okay?”

I blink and she looks normal.

My friend Dragonwitch appears.

“Is this your new girlfriend?”

“huh?”

We kiss.

“Oh, my god, Nomad.”

“Let’s go on an adventure.”

MoSh opens a portal. We have to find his wife.

Selene says she likes Dragonwitch the best.

We go on the astral plane to Japan. There is a woman sitting on a bench in a park alone. Cherry blossoms fall from the trees. She is writing an email to MoSh saying that she wishes they lived close to each other. She wipes her face, and draws him an anime sketch of him and herself fighting a magical battle, and then takes a picture of it, and sends it to him.

“I am the Ghost of Christmas future!” I say to MoSh.

“Dude! Shut up. Who is that.”

“That, Ebenezer is your future wife, well, she would be, if you weren’t such a stingy employer!”

“Dude? What are you talking about? Stop confusing me with your lame jokes. This is important. I am going to point my pinky at you if you don’t shut up. Now we have to rewind the dream.”

“Oh!”

“So do it. Aren’t you some sort of time mage?”

“Uh...”

MoSh summons a clock and tells me to reverse the hands until we get to the point before my Ebenezer jokes.

We go back in time, then he goes and sits by the woman.

She smiles, and IM’s him, “I feel like you are here. Weird. LOL.”

He touches her shoulder.

“Oh my god!” she shouts, and stands up.

“Holy shit, Nomad! Are we on the physical plane?”

“I don’t know. Probably. I thought you knew we were on the astral, so what’s the prob, bro?”

“Aren’t we causing a paradox, asshole?”

“Dude, LOL, just relax.”

“Did you just say, LOL? Ok... can you just please leave this dream for now? I have to do some inorganic spells. The pentagons are spinning.”

Um.... ok...

I open a portal to my temple, the Temple of Nothing, the great ziggurat in the City of Nowhere in the Land of Nod on the Green Moon. I morph into my lion god form and roar. Damn, that feels good. Alrighty then, let’s have a look in my mirror. I wave my wand over my sacred mirror, and watch MoSh on the astral plane. He looks up at me, and waves me to go away. I scan the area for negative entities, and cast a spell of protection around him, then turn.

Dragonwitch is smirking at me hungrily, leaning on a black staff with the head of a black cobra. Lavender spot markings dot her pale greenish skin. She is wearing a long black dress, and has black and green horns.

She kisses me, and grabs my ass, then laughs and prances outside to the landing pad. There is a picture of a centaur battling an android on it. “Holy shit, this is going to happen in fifty years.”

“Will we still be around? Will we still be friends, 9?”

“You can always meet me here. This temple is never going to disappear. When I die in the other world, I am going to come here, and live here forever. Heheh. That’s why I smile so much in the other world, because I am making my own heaven, crafting my own afterlife, and I am going to move in here. I’m Jesus, and I’m preparing a place for myself. LOL”

“Did you just say, “LOL”?”

“Yes!”

“You’re silly.”

“Silly-EPIC!”

“This is pretty fucking epic.”

“Yes... I hope one day you can remember as well I as I do.”

“Dude, this is fucking epic!”

“Oh my god, we’re in a shared dream! Oh my god, 9! Am I lucid? Oh my god! Am I?”

“I don’t know. look at your hands.”

“They look real.”

“Then kiss me.”

We kiss.

“That felt real.”

“Hm... let’s do it again to make sure.”

“That felt... real...”

“Do you know what this means, my moonwitch friend? It means we are here!”

“We are here, aren’t we? Together? I mean, are you real?”

“I am a figment of your imagination, sexy.”

Raven appears riding a white dragon.

“Holy shit, Nomad, shit just hit the fan, the whole fucking Green Moon is under attack, right now the Templars are attacking the Moon Orcs’ base. There are more battles, but I think we should focus on that place right now.”

Raven looks at Dragonwitch. She flicks her arms, and black blades pop out of her forearms, and blue lighting flows over her body. She licks her lips, and sparks crackle around her mouth. Two big black angel wings grow out of her back. Raven smiles at her, and she opens a portal to the Moon Orcs’ tower.

“Who are the Moon Orcs?” Dragonwitch asks me in the wormhole.

“The Russian Dreamhackers. I’ll explain later. Just armor up, we are going to kick ass.”

She nods, and another layer of armor appears over her, like the witchblade. Selene and Basara appear in the wormhole and we land in the middle of a bizarre battle. Orcs against paladins and men in black with laser guns. I laugh and multiply myself then become really small, and latch on to their skulls and begin singing madly.

“I am on your dome! I am in your home! I am going to bone your fucking megaphone! Your daughter is alone! The king is on the throne!”

They groan in annoyance, and try to rip me off their heads. I laugh and reattach myself. I bite their scalps like a leech and begin a humming a frequency which vibrates their brains and explodes their heads. Fifty enemy heads explode all around the battle field. Dragonwitch has leapt into the fray, spinning blades slicing faces. Raven has become Queen of Night, and is grabbing enemies with lightning and casting them into portals.

MoSh appears out of a portal. He morphs into a giant five headed dragon. He grabs the Templars and eats them.

I roll over and wake up. What a weird dream.

I am in bed in my Living House, the giant banyan tree on the Green Moon. I am sleeping with Selene and Dragonwitch.

“What the fuck?”

I wake up.

This dream is an early one and I don't remember it very well....

one part is that I am with some family and we go to a water park or so.
We buy to the dad a big kind of trophy made of turkish sugar.... it looks like two twisting walls and a bar in the middle. At one point, when they start to eat it, I tell them that I wanted to weigh it as I believe it had more than three kilograms. They somewhat argue with me.

Then we jump to the water.... I remember swimming under the water in the swimming pool.. it was pretty deep.

another scene is in the garage on my house. I have parked our car and there is some other guy somewhat interfering with it. My mum wants something from me. I think there is some key hassle or so.

I also remember going to a theatre that looks like the new building that is being build at UBS. I get there and there are two girls that I was supposed to watch the play with. I think it was The Lion King. But when I get there it is over. I suggest that we stay and watch another play, as they may play it again right after. But the stage is being all cleaned up and reorganised. Those girls say that this was the last time they played it. I don't feel very bad at all... I don't know why.

There was a bunch of people. Jessie, Morrigan, JR, Simon, my Mom and Gary. We was in a house together debating on how we would get somewhere. there was so many of us and we thought we would have to take multiple cars. then we decided to take a van. it was white. i awoke before ariving.

i was outside of a house that lookes similar to Steven's house. it was dark. i got on a mini motor bike and was showing off driving it around in the yard. then we all got into a vehical. i dont know what kind but it had at least 5 seats. we was on our way to a party. we drove for a while and arrived at a buiding with about 6 floors. we was looking for the room for the dance party was located. when walking into the room we thought it was it was a different group of people doing something else entirly. i dont recall what they was doing. i remember it was neat. i woke up.

there were several dreams but the two most important were those:

I go down the road near "stodola" towards the football pitch. There I see Lucie P sitting down. I think are supposed to meet up. I go there and I sit new to her. We started to talk and I ask her what she is up to, whats new, whats old. She looks good. Her body looks very firm. I know that I want to ask her somehow whether she has someone or not. I have some kind of sweets... it looks like little flowers and I offer her some. She says not at first. As I am eating... I pour some more on my palm... a bit too many.. so I gesture her so she stretches her palm so I can give her a few. She does so... but offering just finger tips... i make a gesture that somehow looks like i want to put them in her mouth... yet I just want her to open her palm. She looks at me kind of weird. I laugh a bit and tell her, that this is not what I meant.

Later I go t visit her to her hotel. There is some problem and when I get there none is responding on the door. I go down to the reception and the receptionist tells me that she has already checked out. There are keys (looking like my house keys) in the pigeon hole. I ask for the keys and go upstairs. As soon as I want to open the door, the door opens and she is there. She looks at me with that kind of look, as if she was waiting for me. She is leaning on the door frame and does all those seductive moves and looks. I go inside.

(at this point I wake up and try to re-enter the dream..... somewhat I did)

I had a dream about Andromeda (the series) where Dylan had a mission to escort someone on a planet. Seamus Zelazny Harper and someone else (another unknown engineer) were facing a special threat meanwhile, someone who had a lot of different people in his matrix. Actually Harper nearly died some years ago in an accident but this dude probably killed him himself while Harper was resting, uploaded him into his matrix and replicated a Harper to infiltrate the crew. Harper however managed to understand the Situation at some point and programmed a virus inside of his mind, and uploaded that virus into the dude during that mission. Thus he was able to take him over and sort of get himself resurrected. On the same Planet there was a spot of space (distorted physical laws) where Beka was fighting some sort of huge technical Pyramid with the Maru. Harper used his new (pretty advanced) space-proof body to save Beka out of space after the Maru got destroyed in a fight during the same mission.

I got aggravated at some chick and beat her up. then i walked down the alley way. there was a silouet of a small guy walking in the alley way next to me. at a cross road. i ran up to see who it was and it was a midget. then another guy came out of nowhere and started talking to the midget. he told the midget that he wasnt supposed to be there. some time after that i got into a car with a guy driver and jessie. she told me it was her that i had beat up. this statement shocked me. i told her that i was sorry and that i didnt know it was her. i gave her a hug from the back seat. she was in the passanger side. i left the company of mystery driver guy and jessie. i ended up with a group of people. we were caught by an unknown enemy and i had escaped. then i was on an air balloon like a zeplin. we was leading a raid on that same enemy that caught me and that group of people. there was a wire connecting our balloon to an airship. the woman in front of me grabbed what appeared to be a news paper in a roll. she placed it over the wire and grabbed on to each end and leaped off graffeling to the airship. every one followed suit and so did i. we got down and went into a door. we went in and shut something down like a computer....and took something. i woke up.

I was with a group of people. My mom and JR are who i recall specifically being there. My mother requested i come with her. I told her i needed to get something before i left but when i entered the room to get it i forgot what it was i came to get. then i left with my mom and exited the building threw the front door to a bright sunny day. you could see a small town. there was a bridge that connected the land i was on to the other side where the town was because of a canyon. the buildings where the same color as the earth. we crossed the bridge. went in to town. i turned around to see the building i had came out of. it was a tower. the same color as the rest of the town but singled out on its lone plateau. i woke up sometime after that.

01/02/12

Note: It is my New Year resolution that I will make a daily entry in this journal whether or not I have a sensical dream, even if it is only to post an entry saying I didn't have any dreams… I need to get back in the habit of posting regularly and hopefully back in the habit of lucid dreaming, since I have been having some serious problems with that lately. So to get started…

Cultists On Ice
I am with my friend Alicia and we are talking about what we are going to do tomorrow. She says she won't be available as she is going to an ice rink to volunteer her time helping with the senior skate. She doesn't go into much detail. For some reason I don't want to come right out and say I want to come, so I instead hint about it a lot. I drop some very obvious hints. It is clear she is getting the hints, she just doesn't want me to come. Why? I am a bit annoyed by this situation, and we part ways. I go home to bed, as it is getting late.

My alarm goes off here, waking me in bed. I hit snooze and fall back asleep…

I sit up in bed and look at the clock. It is so early, several hours before I normally get up. Why is my alarm wrong? I am not sleepy, so I get out of bed. I think I'll go check out the event Alicia is volunteering in whether she wants me to or not. I go to the skating rink and go inside to see what is happening. There is a special skating session going on for senior citizens, specifically incontinent ones. A volunteer has to follow each skater around and clean up any messes they leave behind. Um… yuck… ever heard of adult diapers? I sign up to see if I can find Alicia. I follow an elderly woman around as she skates until she finally has an accident and leaves a puddle of urine behind her. She seems not to notice she just peed.

I leave the rink to get some supplies. I find a group of people in red cloaks talking, they are all wearing a strange symbol around their necks. They are talking in a strange language. I immediately get the idea they are members of a cult. Alicia is involved with a cult? I have to find Alicia and tell her what is going on here, I just hope she won't be too annoyed that I followed her here. I get out of sight of the cultest before they see me. I watch them for a bit longer and I see them all putting on skates. They head out to the ice to perform some kind of weird ritual that is done in ice skates and on the ice, right in front of everyone with no one being the wiser. One of them slips in the puddle of urine I was supposed to clean up and goes down with a stream of expletives that makes the elderly people on the ice gasp.