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8/28/11

DILD + false DEILD

Recall: poor

The dream started in my high school. I was in the main area by the front door and trying to go upstairs. There were 2 sets of escalators, but they both went up AND down. Half of each escalator would go up and half would go down. However, these sides kept switching. I ended up walking in a serpentine fashion to try and make it up. Even though I kept focusing on it, I would constantly make mistakes and step on the wrong part. Eventually I just sprinted the rest of the way.

There is a gap in my memory here.

Somehow I became semi lucid and starting flirting with this girl. I kept trying to convince her to start a long term relationship with me. But really, I was just doing it for the sex, I knew if I could convince her, we could fool around now. And I knew in the back of my head that I was dreaming so I could keep pushing the idea and messing around in public.

We start fooling around for a bit and I see a cuter girl next to us. I made a smooth transition to the new girl. However, the old one chimed up about me saying I would be with her forever. Psh. So I am going back to the new girl. I don't want to rush into the sex part. With sex dreams, it is really the foreplay that I enjoy more. I can focus on all the tactile sensations and closeness instead of trying to bust one out before I wake up. Anyhoo, I paused for a bit to try and stabilize the dream. I felt the rug under my hands and I tried to have awareness of all the sensations my dream body was feeling. Soon after, I lost the dream.

I tried to DEILD. As I laid there, within a few seconds, a loading screen popped up. It had a bunch of things on it. The background of the page was green. I believe there was a video feed of the girl on the right side. There was some sort of counter on it and I waited until the top left corner said, "Ready." I was about to open my eyes back in the dream. I was not in the same place and I had to find her. She was in a bed on the computer screen and I was with her on the ground before. I find the bed she is in, but lose the dream soon after.

I FA back to a computer screen. I lose lucidity and thought I was just on a DV type site. I "remembered" that she said something about once I re entered the dream, she suddenly move to a new place. I thought that was a sign that we just had a shared dream. I tried to find her on the site to send a message, but I couldn't find her.

I'm in Haven, on Teraluna.
This time I immediately think about stabilizing my dream properly.
I try to focus on all of my senses and recall some of those very long and stable dreams I've had.
I do so by sitting in a meditative pose. Yuya is waiting for me to finish stabilizing so we can go somewhere.
At first I'm a bit worried that I'm loosing precious time by doing this, but these worries quickly fade away.
Suddenly I feel sort of a click, all over my body.
It feels as if I was lightheaded all the time and it just went away.

I investigate my surroundings, an all I can think of is "this is so real".

"I'm ready... I think?"
"Yes, you are."

Yuya stares deeply into my eyes and projects images of a distant world into my mind.
She grabs my hand and I teleport the both of us to the world she's shown me.



It's a beautiful world, not unlike some places on earth.
Buildings are made out of mostly white stone which gives everything a very special and slightly surreal look.
We enter one of the buildings and meet up with a women who's been waiting for us.
She talks with Yuya for a bit and another woman appears.
But this time I immediately recognize who she is.
I can feel that I am much more aware than I have been in my dreams recently.

"Hello Faye."
"Ah, you're learning!"
"Let's hope that I am..."

Yuya joins us and proceeds to explain the story of this world.
It is split into two factions, the Dei-ya, who seek enlightenment, and another race who seeks power.
The world was originally split in two, but over the past few years the Dei-ya have lost most of it to the other faction.
However, these lands were not lost through wars.
There is some sort of council in place, consisting of the leaders of both races, and all decisions require a majority of council members to agree.
Even though each faction has an identical number of council members, the Dei-ya are physically much weaker than the other faction,
and they are easily intimidated into taking decisions they do not want to make.

Only one women was able to stand up to the other faction, but she passed away recently.
Today is a new council meeting in which the other faction will attempt to acquire world dominance, and there is no-one there to stop them.
The story sounds a bit familiar, but I decide not to worry about that.
Yuya explains that the woman who passed away will have to be replaced by a new council member.

"How strong exactly are those people from the other faction?"
"Quite strong, but no match for us."
"I see you're having the same idea I'm having. One of us is going to be on tonight's council session as a Dei-ya member."
"So who's going to do it?"
"Well, all Dei-ya council members are women so..."
"You're going to do it then?"
"Unfortunately, that won't work, many people around here know who I am. They'll realize I am not Dei-ya."
"Oh... that's a bit of a problem, what can we do?"
"Well... I'm afraid you're going to have to do it..."
"..."

What?

"Erm... I'm not sure if I'll pass as a woman Yuya..."
"Well, not the way you're looking right now, that's for sure..."

I'm really starting to dislike this. What does she plan? Dress me up as a women?
Faye bursts out laughing, but then Yuya explains.

"Your dream body, does it look like your waking life body?"
"Well, no, not exactly, there are many similarities, but no, it's not the same."
"So, why is your dream body male?"
"... because I'm... oh boy... I see where this is going."

Yuya smiles and summons a huge mirror.

"Transforming into the opposite gender is actually quite easy, your dream body actually contains the information for both genders."
"Great... so I'm going to have to turn into a girl?"

Faye finds all of this highly amusing, me on the other hand, not so much.
I decide to lighten up though, after all it could be interesting, but it is quite awkward...
I attempt to shift my form, not really sure what the hell I'm doing, but everything works surprisingly easy.
I feel the bones in my body slightly rearranging which feels massively weird, but the process only lasts a split second.

So here I'm standing, in front of that mirror, looking at myself, and I cannot really believe my eyes.
Faye comments on the situation: "Oh my, you're quite hot Hyu, haha."
Yuya agrees: "You're adorable."

Both of them are having one hell of a time.
I look down and immediately spot my breasts. This is so weird.
I poke one of them which causes Faye to break out in laughter.
I'm still wearing nothing but the white pants I usually wear in my dream, it all looks so wrong.
However I do look cute as a woman. I have long curly red hair and a few freckles around my nose.

Yuya hands me a white dress. I'm a bit surprised where she got it from.
I awkwardly put it on when Yuya explains that it's one of her's, she's borrowing it to me.
Wearing Yuya's clothes makes everything even more awkward. I have trouble maintaining composure.
This is looking much better already.
I then proceed to drop my pants, but then I am suddenly shocked because it feels like something is missing.

"What's up Hyu?"
"I..."
"What? Is something wrong."

I look at Yuya, and the only thing I can manage to say is:

"Penis."
"... Hyu?"
"It's missing, I'm freaking the fuck out."

Both Faye and Yuya burst out laughing.
Once the initial shock fades I find it amusing myself as well. This is a dream body... I'm so silly.
I said penis... pfff this is ridiculous.

We're on our way to the council meeting and I am given a bracelet with a crescent moon hanging from it.
It is a symbol that I am a council member.
The last few steps I have to walk alone, Yuya and Faye have to remain behind, only council members are allowed into this room.
It feels so weird being a women.
I have such a hard time not staring at my own breasts, how do women manage not to do so all the time?
I notice that I am wearing the same necklace Faye got me in the mermaid dream.

Finally in the room, I sit down in what appears to be the council leaders spot on the Dei-ya side.
Some of the Dei-ya are very surprised by this, but the only women who is in on it makes a sign that everything is alright.
The council meeting is very straightforward. The opposite leader requires that we give up all lands and even retreat from the council.

"That does sound like a rather unreasonable request."

He's angry, he figured this would be easy, that there would be no resistance.
I can feel that everyone besides me on the Dei-ya side is very scared.

"Then what do you propose, woman?"
"... How about you return all of the lands you have stolen from us, ain't that a more reasonable request?"

Everyone in the room is shocked, and the opposite leader is furious, but that's exactly what I'm aiming for.

"If only you Dei-ya had some guts, we'd settle this by a duel to the death!"
"Should I consider this a challenge?"
"... are you fucking serious?"
"If you win, the world is yours, if I win, you go back where you came from and return what belongs to us."
"... AHAHAHAHAHA you're a fool! I challenge you! Let's duel!"

I feel bad putting the Dei-ya's world on the line, but they're about to loose it anyways, and I'm confident I can take him on.
We step outside as he is immediately eager to kill me and settle this.

"To the death!"
"Tenjho Tenge!"

Why did I say that? Is that a common thing to say before a duel?



He immediately charges me with that stupidly large sword of his, and furry black wings drawn from his body.
I can easily feel how strong he is, his aura is so easy to read.
I concentrate a moderate quantity of divine energy into my left hand, thinking it would be too weird to awaken the dragon as a Dei-ya.
Before he reaches me, I release the energy towards him and he is immediately thrown back.
His sword shatters from the shockwave of the energy, and his wings burst into flames.

Everyone is extremely surprised, no-one says a word.

"I... I give up!"
"Excuse me what now?"
"I give up! You can have your lands back!"
"And you call this a duel to the death? Are you kidding me?"
"I... please have mercy!"

Unbelievable. What a weakling.
All tough when he knows there's no-one to resist him and as soon as he meets someone more powerful he starts crying like a kid.

"Fine... declare your defeat."
"I am defeated!"
"Then begone."

All of them leave. They aren't going to attempt anything for a long time.
They always knew that nobody could stand up to them, but now that this is no longer true they're afraid, much more afraid than the Dei-ya are.

One of the Dei-ya asks me:

"Who are you?"
"A friend of a friend."

I say nothing more and leave, finally my turn to act all mysterious, I like it.
Before I am able to meet back up with Yuya the dream fades away.


*Tenjho Tenge is a manga/anime.
It translates to "Heaven & Earth"

8/28/11

DILD

Recall: poor

Notes: My flying was tolerable but still extremely strenuous. There has to be a better was to do this.

I was in some martial arts training class. It was a small room with some walls protruding into the area, separating the room into smaller areas. The place looked like an asian dojo. The teacher talked about using your environment also. He mentioned how some of the walls were getting in the way. I assumed he wanted us to cut them up with a sword. He said if you can focus hard enough, you can go right through them. I leaned against the wall and focused. After about 5 seconds I sank like 5 inches into the wall.

I became lucid and wanted to try it again. I said to myself, "I am dreaming," over and over again. When I leaned on the wall, I fell right through and landed on my side. I was happy with that task so I moved on. I went to fly and took off. I wanted to see if I can do the broom technique with no broom. I held my hands out and pantomimed a broom but it didn't help my control or speed. I was able to level out for a bit, but flying required too much focus on my destination for me to enjoy the experience or take in my surroundings.

I had a dream last night that I moved into a new neighborhood.. it was more like a town since there weren't many homes around..lots of trees. In my dream I was living with this one guy who was my husband and no children. I did have a dog in my dream a small white one.
I woke up in the night in my dream and walked into the living room to look out this huge window that over looked the woods.. I look and I can see down a hill.. I guess my house was at the top of a small hill looking over the woods.. I heard branches breaking and to my left I saw this guy sneaking around trying to be quiet.. he motions someone else to come over to him but he is on my property. I see I have the front door open but was so scared to close it because he was on the other side just over the balcony ..I was scared he would catch me. I couldn't take it anymore and decided to make noises like coughing.. don't know why that was my choice and I make my way to the door to slam it shut.. but strange there was an open door on the other side of the wall and now a different guy was standing in front of it making his way in.. I start to scream and run in the bedroom.. my so called husband is dead asleep and this guy comes rushing in the bedroom holding a large bar bell... ones that people use to lift weights and he starts swinging it around at us but it was too dark for him to aim good.. the guy in my dream who is suppose to be my husband jumps out of bed just in time to avoid the hit of the bar bell.. this guy is wild in the eyes and heavy set.. I am screaming at the top of my lungs...
Scene switches..
Back in the same living room with the white dog and I see these cats at the front door.. I open the door to let what I think is my own cat in but these 2 race inside along with my own cat.. one is black and white the other is white and tainted brown.. the white cat has liquid coming out of it's ear like it was sick.. the liquid was brown and I didn't want the cat in the house... so I get some food and try to trick them to leave out the door.. all of a sudden the cats claw at me.. and I am squeezing it's back trying to get it to stop.. it was weird and I literally felt the sting of it's claws..
Scene switches and I am in this trailer park all the trailers are metal and I am walking through with some guy and his mother.. I don't know who they are but I am trying to hide from someone and they are helping me.. the woman opens a trailer door and tells me there is a creature in there slamming the door shut.. We are running and that is all I could recall since waking up

Thebeastofold's Dream


Office type building at foot of mountain....and gas pumps?


I was walking towards a small ofice type building at the foot of this massively huge mouintain..i could see 2 gas pumps to the left right infront of the face of the mountain, but no building anywhere near...odd...i walked intothe building i was walking towards and immediately walked up to the wmona behind a desk and started trying to convince her to let me set up my own office in room behind her desk and to the right in the back of the building..i could see through a small window in the wall behind her it looked like the perfect office for me...and she kept saying "well, I don't know......you wont be able to keep an eye on the pumps from there..." she could see the gas pumps perfectly from the window by her desk....i kept pushing and she kept resisting...then i tried to go to the room where i wanted my office and i couldnt find a way to get to that half of the building, as if the only way to see it was through the small square hole in the wall behind her.....when i questioned her about it she said "well of course it hasnt been built yet" woke up......

melatonin, calcium
Ma and I were in the grocery store. It looked like an empty Super Walmart. I guess it was really late at night so there wasn't very many customers. We went near the milk, and on the top rack I saw this milk full of nutrients such as a super clearing fiber. I asked ma if I could get it but the label said it was for old people who wanted to clear their system, but ma said it's not for me. The label said to be prepared within ten minutes. For some reason when we were wandering around with a cup in my hand and it was filled with chocolate milk. I finished it but the last sip of it was white, as if it weren't stirred enough.
I was in this village with this one person. I decided to wander and scavenge, especially since all of the residents were missing. I saw these cups and chairs. It was very cold, but there was an ice cube inside one of the cups. When I got over to my pal he was sitting at a table. I brought over these chairs, on bench, two dinner chairs and 3 other boring chairs. It was as if the cast of Futurama came over and sat down as I placed water cups all over the place. There was only one glass with an ice cube in it. Later on, civiliation began to rebuild, but I saw flooding. It was very warm, but I saw the floor begin to water. I tried to get everyone to evacuate but most didn't listen. We ended up in this snowy area. I told everyone that this is all familiar, and I came from the future. I told the girl next to me that I was her husband, and she died over there. And that here corpse was right over there. We had to slide down this flag pole to get off the cliff. I kept pulling people down, and when the last person was down, I ran over to the girl and she asked if I was playing a joke. It wasn't her. I was confused. I then didn't say a word and kept going forward onto this steep and tall packing of snow. We all raced up there like it was a game. We saw a bunch of people up there, dead people, and we decided to take their clothes for warmth. I wanted to get this one guys white hat, but forgot it. When I got to the bottom I wanted to get back up. I kept searching for it but some troll kept dragging me down. I saw a clear shot of me, I was covered in black armor with an insect looking helmet.
In one of my dreams I remember being in this cavern like Lara Croft. I kept looking for switches to pull, and I couldn't really reach them. It was all 3rd person and I had to keep diving.*
Also I remember somewhere wiggling my teeth very slightly because I remembered that one of them fell out, so I kept pushing in one tooth.

last night i had a wicked hard time falling asleep i layed in bed for almost 2 hours. i tried entering sleep paralysis and i think i did it because i felt my whole body buzzing and it was wicked weird i just forgot what to do from there to enter dream state.

Wednesday
all i remember is being in school in english class with the same english teacher i had last year and the same class except my friend connor was in the class to. connor and this other kid raunak were talking to my teacher about smoking and selling weed. I dont know how i didnt figure out i was dreaming because if you were to do that in my school

Friday
I remember it being friday and i thought i had school but pretended to go to school and met up with connor at baldwin(a neighborhood by my house). i had his mom call the school in to say i wasnt going. as me and connor were skateboarding around we saw some strange looking younger kid probably like 12 years old and he had a bb gun and a skateboard. we abandonded him and walked down baldwin and when we walked by my old friend andrew's house we noticed one of our friends sal was there and they were wearing skiis on his lawn(it's summer in this dream and theres no snow to be found) they were doing absurd flips on flat ground. i dont remember much but running home worrying about my dad finding out that i skipped school then i realised it was the summer and we don't have school. i started questioning the whole day and then my mom woke me up to write my college essay. hopefully i have a lucid dream soon

I had two dreams last night I woke up and stayed awake for about 25 minutes between. It was hard to sleep due to the heat so I don't really recall them very well.

I remember in the dream I was watching Espn and a WNBA team was being interviewed about how their next game was going to be played in Mercury....the planet. They said it was dangerous but that they were going to do it anyway. Some other random stuff happen that I can barely recall. I then woke up. Stayed up 15 minutes drank some water and headed back to sleep. Tried to do a WILD but do to being way to uncomfortable and hot I gave up. I had a dream about me being caught with a stash of gay porn(which by the way I don't watch. I hit the hetero way thank you very much) someone in my family blackmailed me or something ended up giving them money. Dream ended with me on my computer watching some xxx videos. I remember this specifically because I was infatuated with the main star girl.

It all began at an outdoor fast food restaurant in a forest. The restaurant was in a glass dome in the forest. I dont remember what i was doing there, so i will skipp to the worm massacre part of my dream

Someone in the restaurant was telling me about a worm massacre that happened because of the hurricane. People (5 or 6 years old) were running away from worms, HUGE 20 feet worms that were digging in and out of the ground and jumping the the air. The sky was dark and cloudy. Many kids were being massacred by the worms. Soon it ended.

I was then at another dome with escalators and i was going up and down the escalators in a line wth like 50 other people. Soon there was a piano and i tried playing a song but i couldnt.So people started getting mad at me.

Soon something happened and i was in a fire world playing as Squall, Zell and Irvine from FFVIII (i'm going to use some FFVIII words here so if you dont understand BOO HOO). I was in a lava world and i was looking for a castle which i found shortly after. Something happened and then i was in the escalator area and i was fighting a boss. The FFVIII boss music was coming.

So i paused during the boss fight and began Junctioning (FFVIII wording ALERT). I junctioned Holy to HP and began yelling that i only had 60 holys which is very little. Then i looked at Elem-Att-J and said fuck it. I then battled him. He kill me very quicly.

THE END!

Anyone who has been reading my posts /replies in this forum knows I advocate visualization to induce lucid dreaming. I thought some of you might get a kick out of an article I wrote sometime back about hypnosis in general. Hopefully, some of you will come away from the article with a better understanding on how the sleeping brain works and think of creative ways to visualize yourself into a lucid dream experience.

Hypnotism Revealed

"People have been using hypnosis for about 230 years to reveal lost memories or make suggestions to the subconscious mind. Franz Mesmer stumbled upon the technique in the 1700's (mesmerizing, animal magnetism) but proceeded to completely miss the point. James Braid, taking a more scientific approach, coined the term hypnotism in 1841. We all have the image in our collective conscious of the exotic gentleman with the swinging pendulum inducing a hypnotic state. He seemed to know something we didn't. Read on and that will no longer be the case.

The human race experiences self-hypnosis every day. We don't think of it as self-hypnosis, however. We think of it as falling asleep. When we are awake and active our brains are in what has been termed the Beta brainwave state. When we are relaxed, watching television or looking at the ocean, our conscious mind slows down and enters the Alpha brainwave state. In the processes of falling asleep, meditation and hypnosis the subsequent state; the Theta brainwave state, is where all the magic happens. If the Theta brainwave state is allowed to occur then the Delta brainwave state (deep sleep) soon follows. If one accepts this scientifically proven brainwave transition to sleep then I suggest that this is knowledge we can use. In the Theta brainwave state one is neither asleep nor awake. The Theta state is a different level of awareness as our conscious mind has loosened it's control of the thought process. It is the inability to reach the Theta brainwave state that is the root of most sleep issues.

Simple Hypnotism

To hypnotize someone (or yourself) one must induce the Theta brainwave state. This requires that you relax the subject and apply one simple technique. You must get them to visualize, via the mind's eye, something. One could hold up a non-threatening object; lets say a coin or marble, in front of the relaxed subject's eyes and suggest that they close their eyes and imagine the object in their mind. Have the subject then imagine a series of non-threatening objects... all while speaking in an unemotional tone. This monotone speech pattern is important as you do not want emotion to play a part in the hypnosis induction as it is counter-productive. If the subject is too relaxed (i.e. laying down on a bed) they might fall asleep so you must continually gage where they are at in the sleep process. Let me state, once again, that hypnosis and falling asleep are part of the same process.

Once the subject is in the Theta brainwave state you can begin making suggestions. Common uses for hypnosis are smoking cessation, weight loss and anxiety reduction.

A brief theory about a more effective hypnosis technique:

If one accepts modern sleep and dream theory then the induction of sleep after a hypnosis session could greatly enhance the effectiveness of the procedure. Modern sleep theory suggests that the human brain crunches data, during sleeping and dreaming, from our day's experiences; discarding unneeded information and assimilating important experiences. In theory, suggestions from a hypnotic session could take on greater significance if sleep were allowed to happen, even for a short duration, directly after the hypnosis.

A word about why visualizing induces the Theta brainwave state and, therefore, the hypnotic state. In the rear of our big human brain there exists a smallish chunk of gray matter called the Occipital lobe. This area contains the Primary Visual Cortex and the Secondary Visual Cortices. The combination of the Secondary Visual Cortices is generally referred to as the Secondary Visual Cortex. When you visualize you are stimulating the Secondary Visual Cortex. Why is this important? Because this is the same area that is active in dreaming and dreaming is one of the first things our brains do when in the Delta(sleep) brainwave state. Visualization is part of the brain's process to deep sleep. To hypnotize someone, or yourself, you must willfully simulate the process of falling asleep without allowing deep sleep to occur.

About Mass Hypnosis

Lastly, when our minds wander we are in a form of self-hypnosis. Falling asleep during a lecture has as much to do with daydreaming as the subject matter of the speech. A daydreamer is stimulating the Secondary Visual Cortex and unknowingly beginning the process of falling asleep. If you do not want listeners to fall asleep then continually stimulate their Primary Visual Cortex with visual aids.( i.e. powerpoint presentations). The primary visual cortex is humming when we are in the Beta (alert and aware) brainwave state and processing the things we see with our eyes open. This also works in reverse. To attempt a mass hypnosis of an audience you must first relax them and then stimulate their collective visual imagination without external visual stimulation.

You are now a Hypnotist. Congratulations! "

Brad McBride (aka faceonmars)

Me and Niki and maybe some other people were at the park at night just hanging out and swinging on the swings(do it all the time in real life lol). I wanted to get home not too late because I had to do something the next morning, I don't remember what. But we just stayed there and fooled around and it was getting earlier and earlier in the morning. Niki was about to call her mom to pick her up but I told her that I would take her home, because I had an idea of my own. I would fly us home. I tried to practice a little and jumped high in the air, waving my arms and "swimming" through the air trying to stay up. Then somehow me and Niki were off, high up in the air. At this point I think I knew I was dreaming, because I thought "it's hard to imagine what houses and streets are down there.. I just can't remember.." like I was creating the scene trying to find our way home. It just wasn't working out though so we came back down. Before I knew it, the sun had risen in the morning and it was already 6 a.m. I thought I would be extremely tired and it would ruin my day, which was true at first, but then it went away and I felt like I had gotten a full night of sleep.

In another dream I was in the park again, swinging next to this girl from youtube and there was a baby on the ground. He was a special baby that was really smart, and scientists would love to study special babies like that, so in order to study them, one scientist person came up to the baby and put some wierd gas on it that froze it or something. The baby looked dead and the girl next to me got off the swing, ran over to the baby, and started crying, although I knew he wasn't dead. Apparently she didn't know that, so she pulled the baby up by it's arm, but the arm broke right off and blood gushed out. Now the baby was for sure going to die..

I was at my house with my sister and my cat laying next to me. Me and the cat were talking to each other. I was asking it questions and she was answering me. It finally occured to me that not many cats in the world can talk. I told my sister about it, and how we could make tons of money with a talking cat! Stella(cat) had a girly voice and it was kind of intimidating talking to her because she seemed to know a lot. I don't remember what we talked about.

August 29, 2011

For some unknown reason I was allowed to stay in a house of three. A little girl around the age of 5-8 though seem to lack the spoil brat phase and is as nice as a little girl can be. Then there is her mother and father.

I was given unspoken permission to play with the little girl which the mother and father seem to encourage though I am a total random stranger and for all that they know I could been a creep or something.

Anyway one night I heard the girl scream. Her mother and father was on the ground dead and bloody as hell. The girl herself was cover in blood due to her missing right(?) eye. She wouldn't have bleed to death and seem to be overall fine, the death of her mother and father seem to be hurting her more then anything.

I somehow know that I can use magic (false memory) and heal her eye. We ran away that night not knowing if it was a demon or a crazy man or what. I for some unknown reason couldn't revive her family.

Due to not being powerful enough or because my DNA didn't match or what, I don't know but either I have to train or the girl have to become powerful enough to use the revive spell on her own.

Weird dream but couldn't gone any better but if it was a little longer I or the girl could revive her parents.

Short dream, not a fragment for once.

So I recently caught a sickness over the weekend, and that probably caused a dream that actually made sense AND was fun.


I was at my friend's house, in the back yard, which was a forest of tall pine trees with little sun coming in from the top. The forest floor was completely blanketed with pine needles, and some other foresty things. This area of the neighborhood was a popular place to build tree houses, I could count at least three from the back yard.

We walked around, talking mostly about Minecraft I'd imagine, since we were both addicts. Then My friend paused, and so did I, as a group of knife-wielding people walked into the yard from around the corner of the house. There were about three, walking in a triangle, the one in the center leading them.

"That's John," My friend whispered, referring to the leader.

John approached him and pushed him out of the way, onto the ground. None of the group seemed to acknowledge me. John picked up a bronze horse bust from the ground. "This looks important," He noted, and walked off with it.

The dream transitioned to inside of the house, in a blank hallway with guns laying on the ground. A rifle, sniper, pistol, shotgun, and SMG. We were arming ourselves for a second encounter. My friend took a pistol and SMG, and I took the shotgun and sniper.

We were outside again, and my friend was tweaking around with the SMG.
"Look," He said. "I made it work." I didn't know it was broken, but then I remembered a false memory of it being broke. He shot it into the ground to demonstrate, but it was so inaccurate he had to hold the weapon sideways in order to make it fire in front of him.

I heard voices from the front yard of the house.

"Looks like we're being hunted," my friend said. He moved to to the corner, and gestured for me to follow.

We heard laughter from the other side of the corner.

"Ha, they think we cant see them." John said, moving out from the corner, with a pistol. He now had five people following him. My friend moved out first, targeting some of John's followers, kicking one in the face.

I rolled closer to John.

"Gentlemen," I said, striking the pistol out of his hand as I rose. I primed the shotgun and pointed the barrel at his face.

John smirked. "You wouldn't."
I considered this. I moved the barrel to his shoulder and squeezed the trigger.

Click.

John laughed.
"Crap," I mentioned, and simply hit him over the head with the shotgun, knocking him out. I pushed his body aside before it finished falling. I zigzagged forward, striking somebody who was aiming a pistol at me in a nerve, and then kicked him in the solar plexus, just to be safe.

I was teleported to one of tree houses, which was little more than a platform. I was laying down, aiming with my sniper. My friend had taken down one, and the remaining two were trying to surround him. I sniped one in the thigh, and he tipped over. Knowing I'd soon be noticed by the other, I abandoned by sniper, unclipped my shot gun from my belt. There was a zip line to the tree a few meters to my left. I got a running start and jumped towards the zip line, narrowly catching it. I grabbed both ends of my shotgun and used it to slide down. Halfway to the end, I released my grip, did a flip towards the enemy, twirled, still in the air, and kicked him across the face, propelling him several meters.

I landed on my feet, panting. My stomach muscles tensed. I said something witty, which I forgot, and the dream ended.

Weed Summoner: Had a dream that i got into the passenger seat of jessicas car outside of my house and we took off somewehre. As soon as we start driving i notcie that in the distance i can see the ocean, it spans the entire horizon despite being in a neighborhood. When i see this the first thing i think is im dreaming. I hand rc but it fails, i keep staring at the ocean and talking to jessica about it, we keep questioning it until i hand rc again and have some extra fingers. I yell,i knew we were dreaming, and tell jessica to stop the car. To my surprise she pulls over immediately, for some reason i thought she might keep driving, and i get out, telling her to follow me.

We get out and stand in the middle of the street, throughout this whole dream i was hearing really strange sounds, i want to fly so i ask jessica to help me. I try to lift off but it doesnt work, before long i just suggest we smoke dreamweed instead. We head to my house, I get inside and hear a lot of noise again, i rem when i opened the front door it like ran over my cat, i knew i was dreaming so i didnt really worry about it, i rem my sister yelling something, i go to the back of the house and tell my sister were dreaming.

I walk into my room and decide to try and summon some weed, i find an empty bag that was in my room irl and held it between my hands, imagining what it would feel like if a bud was in there. I do this for a few moments when i see lights flashing in the bag and feel a bud form in my hands. I look inside and there is a giant nug, i smell it and its kind of a mild skunky smell. I hand it to jessica and she takes a wiff, i start to get it ready on the table, the whole time reminding myself im dreaming, i dont rem rolling it up but we end up with a joint somehow anyway, i rem hearing all kinds of strange traffic noises, i look out the window and see nothing unusual.

Then the dreams shifts, causes me to lose a little lucidity but only for a moment, im now outside on the deck, and it keeps changing into another deck ive never seen before, jjessica is smoking a joint, and these two dcs are walking towards us. She says something about them being her family or something and kind of hides the joint. They keep walking towards us until they are just standing next to us. I remind myself its a dream and decide to try and fly again, this time i stand still and just imagine i am weightless, i dont try for long and still no success. Instead i try to impresss some dcs, i decide to summon more weed.

I find the same bag, on a different table on the deck, i do the same thing, the light flashses, this time i was trying really hard to get some purple weed. When i summon it i pull it out and show the dcs, they both seem very surprised. I get quite surprised too when i pull the bud out and it looks like a giant purplish turd. I rem noticing strange veigns in the bud/poo, and it was really sticky, not in a weed way though. I just rem handing it to one of the dcs, then i wake up.

Dream - Lucid

I was with Ryan in a big house. I think my family may have been there too, but I'm not sure. At any rate, they weren't with us.

We were on vacation somewhere. Ryan and I were walking through the house. We kept holding hands and hugging, but we weren't together. Every time one of us would reach for the other one, I'd think "But we aren't together..."

We were then upstairs in the bathroom. It was kind of dim in the room. We were checking out the bathtub/shower. It looked kind of old-timey with its claw feet, but it was modern and fancy at the same time. The tub was a dark red color. I remember wanting to try it out with Ryan. I was going to suggest we take one together, but I chickened out. He said he wanted to try out the tub first. The tub started to fill with soapy, bubbly water.

I then remember that we all were on our way out of the vacation home, presumably on our way to our final destination, and I remembered that the tub still had water in it.

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I was having sex with some dude. He was really toned and kind of built. Its no one I recognize from waking life. I know there was more than that to this dream, but I can't remember.