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This was my first lucid dream. I felt asleep when I was repeating the mantra (I will have a lucid dream tonight). I repeated it with a lot of persistence. It started as non-lucid. I was on a place full of stairs (outside) with my bike, and there were lots of my friends (also with bikes) and they were insulting me (which isn't unusual).

[scene switches]
I`m at school, but the classroom is smaller and more messy than usual. We're doig grammar with my teacher. For not-remembered reasons she shouts at me and she tells me to go out. I'm collecting my stuff (also a blue CD case), and then I see a white cable on the floor. It's the satellite cable from my house. I achieve lucidity.

[scene switches][lucid]
Now I`m in a sort of neoclassic castle, in the bedroom of my parents who are sleeping. I go out and I try making some high jumps, and try to hang on a pipe near the ceiling. Then the doorbell rings. I go to the door (it's enormous, and outside there's a jungle!), and I see a lazy man wirh a dog who says he's my dad's friend. I say I dont believe him. When running to my dad's bedroom, I hear him shouting I have to let him in. I do so, and he enters very slowly. I ignore him and I go trying to do a lot of crazy things, lige growing a white tree out of a shampoo bottle, and others, but I apparenly chanve dream for over-excitement.

[scene changes]
I'm inside a platformer game, and I try to jump down, but I kill myself, as I jumped in the wrong spot.

06.05.2012

(DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My friends and I were playing a sick, twisted virtual reality game. The game consisted of us having to survive in a big cabin, in the middle of nothing, completely isolated in the woods. There were guns and other weapons scattered throughout the cabin. In the cabin, was a clown psychopath whose purpose was to kill every single one of us. We had to work together and kill him.

The first round started. I was alone in a dark room. I had to follow the wall until I found a door. I turned the lights on and saw machete on the floor. I grabbed it. I had to find the rest of the people. I got out of the room, and found myself in a long halway. At the end was another door. I went through it, it took me to a dark maze. I was scared now. I started hearing laughter, creepy clown laughter. I started running, I had to find my way out. At every corner my heart raced. Suddenly I crashed into someone, it was Lusho and he had a huge axe with him. We found our way out, of the maze, and out of the cabin. There was blood everywhere, but no bodies. We guessed that all our teammates had been killed already and were in spectator mode.

The clown showed himself. We battled him, he had chainsaws in each hand. Lusho cut off a leg with his axe, and I cut his right hand off. The clown collapsed, and lusho decapitated him with his axe.

A calm voice then said "congratulations, you have passed round 1. Round 2 will start soon".

Other people starting respawning next to us. We all were armed. The 2nd round was crazy. There were all sorts of monsters, including zombie dogs. We got attacked by a pack of zombified wolves and lost a lot of people. I ran into the cabin, as we were outnumbered by now. But I was alone again. I ran up the stairs to the second floor and found a human cannon in a balcony which had a view to the woods. I thought it would be a good idea to shoot myself to the top of a tree (lol), and hide. I did and was able to land nicely, I had a view towards the battlefield and could see what was going on.

I was the last human left, and the clown was searching everywhere. I could see him getting more and more frustrated. He then laughed, turned around, and started at me. My reaction was " I'm Fucked"







I looked down, I could dive and I would probably die and wake up. I could wake up. This was a dream! How did I not realize before. I took a leap, I was hoping I would land nicely and then I'd kill the clown with any power or weapon of my choice, since it was a dream. I got too excited and started waking up. I was in the "void". Woke up.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes


Got it? Great! Now enjoy reading my dreams.


Notes: Wanted to see what my dreams would end up like without doing any reality checks, or subconscious training. Pretty interesting what my subconscious decided to give me.


Dream #1 Supermarket spree.

Im with my moms in a supermarket, and we are on some game show. We have 60 seconds to put as many items in the cart as possible. We run thru the aisle picking up items on throwing them in the cart. The timer stops and we have five hundred dollars worth of groceries in under a min! Me and my mom dance and laugh and start celebrating around the supermarket. (Very hilarious moment.)


Dream #2 A side of me that is shown often.








Im walking in a mall and hear Edith Piaf, La Vie En Rose in the background. (Must be my alarm) I stop and glance at this young woman who looked Arab or Indian. She is fairly attractive, Long black hair in a ponytail to her waist, big beautiful brown eyes, and a very light coco skin complexion. She wore blue jeans with silver flip flops, and her toes were polished a silver colour, and she wore a light blue shirt. She was putting clothes on a rack, and she turns to look at me smiling. I nod at her and smile back, as i continued walking thru the mall hearing that song play in the background. Pretty soon it fades, (Most likely went to a 5 min snooze) And i am now in line with a lady who looked tanned and in her 50's i believe. Very attractive, with medium length sandy brown hair, and big aqua blue eyes.

She begin flirting with me, and took out a green pill and swallowed it. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a green pill and swallowed mines as well. She begin glowing a aqua colour and and light begin surrounding her body. Another guy who was black was in the line hating and cock blocking, saying..
(Black guy talking)
"Why don't you get with a real man like myself baby."
(Woman talking)
"No thanks, im not interested."
She smiles gazing into my eyes, flexing her breast telling me she works out. We lock eyes for a while..then my alarm goes off again then i wake up.


Final dream: Fantasies from my subconscious.

Im in a room with two beautiful women who looked mixed with something.

Spoiler for For 18+:

Im sitting down in a chair, and one of the girls starts unfasting my belt buckle and pulling down my pants. She then takes her black leather heel pumps off, and throws them on the floor. She now lays on her back on the floor, and uses only her soft silky beautiful feet to tug and stroke my now fully rock hard erect cock. Another girl walks over and begins sucking on the head of my penis, while the other girl uses her feet to jack me off. A black dude walks in, and i look over at him and say..
"Man get the FUCK outta here!"
I throw a bottle of lotion at him, and tell him go in the bathroom and have fun...shit.

The girls laugh, and the guy takes the walk of shame. I continue my business with the women, and felt myself reaching climax and literally woke up with a bit of a surprise on myself. Lol,

I woke up recorded the dream and took a long hot shower.


Notes: Well not too upset with what i got. Can't complain, but this just shows what my dreams are like when i don't do any reality checks or subconscious training. Sooo think ima gonna go back to my usual routine. Lol, gonna start my day off with plenty of reality checks, and plenty of subconscious training for tonight.

"Garbage dive and clowns" This was probably one the weirdest dreams I have had in quite some time. To give you a visual I viewed this dream from a movie perspective meaning that there were multiple cuts to various scene. For the majority of the dream I was just an observor watching the events go down, influencing the endings with where every my unawoken mind went. Over the course of the night i woke up twice so emotionally involved in the dream I went right back to sleep hoping to revisit the dream I had awoken from. Luckily i was able to each time

First thing I remember is looking into a home with someone else. Some kid took out the garbage and then began thinking about garbage. Next thing I knew I was in millions of pounds of garbage but it was not the kind all bagged up. I was all squishey and was alive. Felt like I was in a tub full of worms! My companion asked me how much more time till we get to the bottom! I said it will be very soon. Meanwhile unfriendly clowns were holding hostage some of my friends. The clowns had set up an enitre under ground world in which there were doctor clowns, school teachers clown, school kid clowns, librarian clowns, every type of human job replaced with a clown face and human body. They detested the presence of my friends and had tortured some of my friends. Luckily most of the hostages were able to escape and they set up two barracades infront of a doorway entrance into an autitorium. The clowns held there distance as my friends had managed to aqquire guns.*

Meanwhile back at the house I remember listening to a conversation between a young kid and an older adult. The adult was warning the kid not to play in the garbage but the good was friendly but defiant in his beliefs repeating "my uncle has always told me if you are in garbage keep digging".*

In the midst of the garbage I recalled what this young prophet had said and i told my companion of this seemingly profound axiom. We began chanting it and very soon we recahed the bottom of the pile. The garbage was essentially a large vat contained by 4 walls that descended down for hundreds of miles. I did not know where the garbage actually began, only where it ended. I felt my feet dangeling out into the air as my body slid through the rest of the slimey garbage making a thick waterey that resembled that sound of a tounge clicking against a cheek. Finally my head exited through the muck and I dropped about 10 feet into a dull and dark halway. I remember landing with an umph on the hardwood floors.My companion was thankful to be out of the mess and I reminded him to be quiet as there were clowns all around us.

We managed to exit the eerie hallway and make our way into another large hallway swarming with clowns of all sorts. The first type i remember was opening a door in the hallway and seeing a tall and slim woman clown reading a book to a group of young clowns sitting criss crossed on the floor. She stared at me with a deceptive hate in her eyes. The actual seblance of the clown is hard to describe because their heads seemed hollographic, Meaning they switched between the face of a human and that of a clown.

'" come on lets go!" I yelled to my companion. We sprinted down the long hallway slapping and punching the clowns that we passed by. The hallway was full of twists and turns and at every corner we would run into a clown that seemed to be busy working doing things like carrying lots of paper work or drinking a cup of coffe.*

Soon i began to sense we were near my friends as I had multiple flashbacks of them crying out to us from the barracades. we ran through the hall way shoving our way pst multiple clowns until we bursed through a door and found ourselves in a large room filled with hundred of angry clowns. I looked around and noticed one of the barracades. I made a run for it with my commrad right behind me and dove over the barracade into the safety of my friends. "Thank God your here" they said.*

Then I woke up.


Feels like an epic dream that i should write a creative ending for.

Im still working on being able to control my dreams completely and find complete lucidity and last night it was so blatantly obvious and once i realized it i woke up.

I remember walking and just kinda hangin out with some buddies when i ran into my ex gf. (Me and her have a weird relationship, she still really likes me and tells me she loves me but has a new boyfriend, the reasoning we're not together is because we are so far apart) anyway i ran into her and we started flirting and kissing and just playin around and i was like we have to stop, you have a boyfriend, im not that guy...but then she said to me "we're dreaming, we can do whatever we want." It was kinda weird the way she phrased the we're dreaming part...but then i woke up and was kinda bummed.

Dream One: I'm in a mansion chasing after my kids. I'm trying to keep them in one room, because they're making such a mess. I feel like the owner won't mind too much as long as I clean it up, the we're on really good terms, maybe like great friends or something. I look out over a balcony and see Johnny Depp! I'm all flabbergasted at first and totally in shell shock, I <3 Johnny Depp, lol. I'm sitting against the balcony watching my kids, but hoping to hear some bits of conversation as to what's going on in the living room below. It turns out Johnny Depp is sad, his girl friend has left him or something, and the owner of the house sends him to a room upstairs to grieve. I'm seriously debating following so I can say and say I actually met him (plus get in a little more looking at his hotness, lol) but then I decide I won't, it'll be way creepy and stalkerish on my part. I hope I'll get lucky and my friend will introduce us. The kids throw some play money in the air, and I run around playing fifty two card trying to clean all the monopoly money up. While I'm cleaning, the owner of the house walks in with Johnny Depp. He's in his purple outfit from Willy Wonka, and I'm finding my words catch in my throat, ha ha. She introduces us, tell shim I'm a fan, and then all I can do is try to apologize for the mess my kids are making. He tells me children make messes, that's what they do. I'm surprised by how high pitched his voice is, and think that's almost a turn off... if it had been anyone but Johnny Depp it would have been, lol. Then the balcony rail I'm sitting against breaks, and he catches me before I fall. I'm too busy apologizing to the owner of the house, and she tells me it isn't my fault, the house is old and she's sorry I almost died in front of my children! I'm feeling a bit shakey and Johnny Depp helps me stand up, but then I wake up.

Dream Two: I'm on a space ship. It's got floors and walls like a dim computer screen. The images across the walls and floors are constantly moving and blinking, it's a beehive type pattern broken in places. Light blue on a slightly darker blue grey. It's not as distracting as it sounds because it's so dim. The pattern reminds me of the animus from Assassins creed now that I think about it. I hear orders over a loud speaker to prepare for planetary excavation or something. I know this means I'm getting off the ship to check out the world we're hoovering over. I walk into the teleporting room, and an alarm goes off that someone is contaminated by a foreign body. It turns out to be me, I've gotten some sort of bug like parasite (that looked like the thing in the First Matrix movie) from my last planetary exploration and it's finally hatched and grown in my body. A guy uses some something that looks like a taser to pull it out of me, but it doesn't hurt me at all. We're about to teleport again, and then an alarm goes off saying the cabin pressure is dropping in the porter room. A girl nearby find a hole in the screen, and pulls at it, it in fact is a giant crack about three feet long that leads into outer space and is sucking out our air slowly. We all lean against it in hopes of sealing it back shut. I wake up.

Dream Three: My kids get a basket ball goal and basket ball. We're at my aunts house, and trying to open it. It must be a birthday present or something. But the goal is the kind you have to mount to your own pole or wall, so we look for a place to mount it. Can't find one, and the kids start crying, so we go inside to find something else fun to do. Suddenly it's the house I spent the last half of my childhood in. I take the kids to my brothers room, and we start playing video games. A blond guy walks in, and introduces himself as a guy I knew in my preschool years and had a huge crush on growing up in Elementary school. I'll call him B. So B asks me how I've been, and tells me my kids are cute and stuff. I thank him and ask what he's up to these days. He says he's just been working. (I really haven't seen this guy since elementary school, I have no CLUE what hes doing these days or even what he looks like) He asks if he can sit down with us, the kids and I are in the floor, and I say sure. He sits down, but when he puts his hands on the carpet he's kinda freaked out and it's understandable, it's my brothers room, that place is gross! He says he wants to talk to me about something important, but he can't talk to me about it face to face so I need to friend him on facebook. I tell him ok, and ask if he'll go to my room with me to find his profile and make sure I friend the right person. He agrees, and then we go to my room leaving the kids in my brothers room. I sit down on the floor with a laptop, and tell him to have a seat. He declines saing he felt the carpet in the other room and he'd rather not. I laugh and tell him this is my room, I promise it's sooo much cleaner than my brothers! There may be some of the kids clothes on the floor from this morning, but it's only one days clutter built up, not a years. He sits, and runs his hands in the carpet, and tells me it's MUCH nicer, and laughs. I hand him the computer and tell him to find himself, I'll straighten up the clothes in the floor. Then he starts telling me his mom's sick, and I tell him I'm sorry to hear that and I hope she gets well soon! Then how he hates movies, but wishes we'd hang out and maybe go to one sometime. The whole feeling was like we were best friends, and we never were. Then he grabs me and pulls me close to hug me, and tells me "thank you for hearing me out." An alarm goes off, and I know it's time for me to leave, I have somewhere important to be, and apparently so does he. I start to get in my car, but I don't have a coat. He offers me his, and I decline saying mine was just here! I find it, it's fallen down to the floor of the car instead of being on the seat. I get in the car and start to pull out but his car is blocking me. I'm a bit frustrated, but find it cute at the same time. I see a horse saddled up nearby, and decide to go on horseback after all. I get on the horse, and walk it to the end of the road. There's a long procession of faeries on the road, riding horses to a wedding. I walk my horse out to join the faerie king and faerie queen. They have a small daughter around my sons age. I'm talking to them, and they are telling there's a problem with the princesses wedding crown. She doesn't want to marry, and she's using the crown being not what she wanted as an excuse. I volunteer to go get the right crown, and they thank me for being a great service in their kingdom. I gallop down the road to my left, and find a shop where I buy a tiara with clear and black rhinestones. I put it in my saddle bag and start back towards the procession and the wedding. I'm running pretty behind though, and I see a couple of teenage boys tearing up paper and throwing it on the ground. I stop to scold them, and they tell me they heard there were faeries living in the area and they couldn't be seen by mortal eyes. I laugh and tell them they're right, so stop littering, they'll make the faeries angry. They asked me if having faeries around was dangerous, what if the faeries enemies attacked and hurt mortals? I laugh and tell them not to worry, the faeries have a very strong battalion (I'm not even sure I used that word right in the dream, lmao) and that I was one of their most powerful soldiers. I tell them that there's no way I'd let anything hurt the people around here because my friends all live here, then I tell them I'm not just boosting, I have the the power to back it up. More than any of faerie or mortal in the world. Geeze, my dream self is proud :/Then I tell them I am late, to finish cleaning up their mess and not to do it again or I'd hunt them down, with a wink to ensure them I wouldn't hurt them, but make them wish they hadn't made a mess all the same! I gallop at full speed, following a set of rainbows to the top of a mountain where the bridal party is set up in a tent. I hand the faerie queen the crown, she tells me the bride is upset that the groom doesn't know her mask is from Zoro, and I explain the groom doesn't watch movies like the princess does. I briefly wonder if the reason that B wanted to talk to me so much earlier was that he didn't want to have to marry the princess b/c this is an arranged marriage for peace. Then I wake up.

05.06.2012

Afraid of the Dark (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't know how to categorize this lucid, lol. WILD, DILD, DEILD? I'll just go with WILD I guess.

I believe this is after I heard the alarm, because I said to myself that I would do a reality check after the alarm started to ring.

I'm resting on my bed, and I decided I should do a nose plug reality check.


I feel awkward at first, but I know I'm lucid because even thought it was hard to breathe through at first, I know that in waking life, my insides wouldn't be able to expand.

I'm at my apartment, and it's dark, barely any light at all, maybe near the kitchen, but I'm not sure about that.

I take the time to try and turn on one of the lights several times, but none of them are working for me. I believe I rubbed my hands at some point for stabilization, and I decided to open the front door. It's still dark outside, and I see maybe two or so random people walking outside.

I couldn't see their facial composition though, there was one person that looked like a silhouette, literally, and for some reason, I was afraid of going outside in the dark, so I go back inside my apartment.

That's all I remember.

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05.06.2012

No exam for me (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I believe I moved to another school in this dream, because the main thing I wanted to ask this random professor in the ends was whether or not I still have to take an exam for moving in at an awkward time. The professor seemed to be awesome, everyone paid attention to him and all that fun stuff.

After class was over, I go up to him and ask if there's any exams that I have to take. He pauses, then smiles and says,

"Nope, we're pretty much done."

I remember the dream shifting to where I'm waiting for my father to pick me up.

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05.06.2012

Store Rage (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I go inside a store, and I asked one of the employees how much they would buy a pair of black shoes I was holding on to.

"Ten bucks..."

I said, "Make it 20$."

"You got yourself a deal...." he replied.

I go up to the guy, get my money, check it, and then he said,

"That easily would've gone for $15."

Okay.....I get out of the store, then I checked the amount of cash I had, there was some trouble reading it (missed reality check), and it takes a while for me to calculate how much I have in my hand right now.

I actually see a nine-dollar bill while looking through the amount I had. I realize that guy gave me over $20, and I decided to go back into the store to tell him this, but then I had a gut feeling to just not tell him, I almost did, but I stopped midway.

The dream shifts to where I'm probably in a different store, and there's an Asian employee this time of a Caucasian one. I'm looking above the shelves to my right and see a bunch of printers and scanners.

I'm interested in the scanners, and ask him how much they cost. I check the price tag on them, and saw $30. I was surprised at first, but I checked again, and it was for the ink cartridges. The actual printers were around $100 or so.

The Asian guy gets angry at me for some weird reason, and I'm trying to figure out why he's being so mad at me. I look down at one of the printers, and I see Japanese symbols that were printed out, which leads me to assume that it doesn't print English.

He gets more serious, and I just reach the breaking point and basically told him to go screw himself and left the store. I get out of the store, and I think I'm shifted in the dream to where I'm near the store again, and the Asian guy is taking a smoke.

I don't think he notices my face, but I'm still pissed at him for getting mad at me for no reason, so I ignored him and get near a fairly deep ledge to get on the grass on the bottom.

I look left and right for traffic coming by, then when it's clear, I jump off the ledge, walk down the road to get to the section in the middle with grass on top of the curb to split the lanes, and then cross it as well.

I see a blonde girl in a black jacket and some short sports shorts, sitting down with some females. There's other groups of people around, but I just continue walking forward.


I had another dream, but I forgot it, whatever..

Minecraft addiction

I was mining in a cave (In the game, of course) when I came across something odd. There was this hole, and in it I saw The End. I saw the obsidian towers as well as the Ender Dragon flying around. This was not an end portal. It was something different. I couldn't go into it, I couldn't mine it, and there was no frame.
I mined around this hole, and found it was no hole at all. It was actually a few blocks that had videos of The End on them, which made it look like a hole. I wanted to go in there. At this point, the dream goes from fairly vivid to a complete blur. I tried a few things to get in, but they all failed.

For some reason, this dream makes me feel some type of emotion I can't put my finger on. I think it's nostalgia, but why would that be? I've had Minecraft since 1.0.0, which was not long ago at all. If this dream reminds me of something that brings out nostalgia in me, I have no idea what it is. I'm quite confused because of that.

I was in a house directing a game, but the strange thing was that this game was more like a movie than a game and was filmed instead of done by computer. I was being very incompetent, I had no idea what the game was about. I already knew it was a dream but I did an RC to make sure, I was lucid and looked at the details of my hand to stabilize. I did not even tried to control the dream because my last lucid dreams were very unstable and I didnt want to wake up at night so I treated this dream as a normal dream.

I dreamt that I lived in Africa and one day when me and my tribe or whatever went to a water hole just a freaking pack of snakes attacked me. It was really scary. Then I dreamt that I woke up and I was afraid to take a shower because I was scared a snake would get me.

When I had enetered the dream state, i happened to be in another morph of the appartment that i live in right now and the house that i had lived in. in this dream, however, the space around me seemed to feel so claustrophoic and enclosing on my body. my whole dads side of the family was in the structure, and it was night-time. however, all of knew that something bad was about to happen, or something was coming to get us. i assume that it was a demon or something that has a dark entity like a demon. Well, in order to protect ourselves from the future terror, we started moving furniture around. the kind of furniture that remains stagnent after you place it in a given location. so, i had already moved the coffee tables and other tables that was taking up space into a storage closet. the last thing that i remember moving was an electrical fan. i tried to place the fan inside the closet, but somehow the fan didnt fit and i could feel my family members anxiety level raising as the time grew closer for a demon-esque figure to arrive. (and this was taking place all near the front door). since i could get the fan to fit i just decided to carry it around with me. even though it was almost as big as i was (which is around 5'10'') i still didnt feel any weight from it. i was trying to gain my dads attention that i have the fan on my arms, but no one - even him- would pay attention because everyone was in such a frenzy. the next scene goes to he foyer, or a dining room and i se that my cousin is wearing the same pajama pants as me, which is a dark plaid with pink stripes. and i see a grande table in the middle of the room and i have to walk around it. next, i am back in the living room and then the scene changes to a scene from the lion king, but it isnt a scene that was in the movie, just the characters. the 2 main lions were there and simba was graying as he was walking down a canyon like trail and zazu was flying next to him. ( i thiink this was a very skinny version of pride rock) anyways, rafiki was waiting at the end of the passage, and off in a corner simbas father was watching him walk.

We were someplace in New York because the statue of liberty could be scene in the reflection if the water. There was a guy playing his guitar and M was fairing me to get creepy close to him. I told her no, and some girl started following us areound and we pretended to be Navy SEALS.

I was driving my car, but it was cooler than the one I have. I pulled into this long driveway made of crushed stone, there were piles of it around too. I'm thinking this must be my uncle's place since it looks like a trucker lives here. There is a little stone pile next to my car that I try to kick down a little, but its not doing much so I leave it alone. A bunch of DCs show up and there is a party going on. I'm over near the kids area watching them play before I wake up.

I dreamed that there was some new gameplay/trailer footage for Tomb raider 2012. Lara was walking along a rocky beach heading for a cave.

Last night, I dreamed of looking at a digital clock. It said something like 27:89. As soon as I was about to do a RC to verify, I woke up.

There wasn't a rush of excitement, or any emotion at all, and I woke up too abruptly to try and stabilize the dream. Very frustrating.


Usually, I discover that I'm entering a dream WAY too early (I wake up abruptly and remember hearing music and/or people talking), and the rush of emotion (not sure which emotion for some reason) is enough to INSTANTLY wake me up. This case was different. I was absolutely emotionless, yet I woke up as soon as I moved my dream hand (I was about to do the nose-plug RC). I didn't move my real hand, so that can't be what woke me up. I think this dream occurred merely to taunt me.