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Regular dream
There was a flood in my town and my sister, my mom and I and a few of my cousins we trying to swim into a building so that we would be safe.

So me and my sister swam in first and got the the first entry (there was two) and then we swam to the second entry where some guy was holding the door open for us, but then my sister budged me and got in first, the second entry doors closed but then my mom opened it.

I became safe but the guys that were guarding the place with guns for some reason seen my mom "push" me, so they shot her.

I became wicked angry and grabbed a gun from one of the men and hit them with the butt of the gun and started mowing down all the guards.

My cousins never appeared afterwards, the only place I seen them was outside trying to swim in when I was swimming to the second entry so I'm guessing that they drowned.

I went to bed around 23:10 and spend the next ±30 minutes reading. Woke up around 08:00 and went back to bed, but couldn't really sleep. It's now 10:00.

Parking
It's daytime. I'm in the car with my aunt and my mom. My mom is the one who is driving. We're in a parking lot and she's about to park, but she keeps messing up. There are parking spaces close to the water. The only thing separating the parking spaces from the water is a sort of sidewalk which is elevated. Eventually I get out of the car and I have a look. No wonder my mom can't manage to park. She's been trying to park perpendicular to the sidewalk, but the parking spaces (marked by white lines) are parallel to the sidewalk. Though that's only in one specific area, because a bit further there are perpendicular spots as well. I tell my mom I'll park the car. I aim for the perpendicular parking spot. My mom tells me to back it up far, until my back wheels are on the sidewalk. Are you crazy?! No way I'm gonna do that. That's scary as shit. I might drive the car into the water.

Fight
I'm in my mom's living. I'm with my little brother and his dad. My brother is laying in the corner of the big, black couch. His dad is standing on the couch, sort of hovering over him. He's either about to or he has already hit my little brother. I don't intent to let this happen. I consider my options. I can fight him now that I'm also an adult, but I might have to be careful with my knee. I consider the idea of getting a knife from the kitchen and just stabbing him instead.

Jessica Nigri
I'm in my room at my mom's house. I don't know where I see it exactly, but there's a picture of Jessica Nigri, with on her right a girl with a lot of tats. I'm whatsapping with one of my best friends and he comments that the tatted girl is only 14. I have a hard time believing it given her figure and the amount of tats she has. I think back to a joke someone once made. "If there's grass on the field, play ball". I'm not sure if I make that joke myself. The sight of Jessica induces a lust in me and I consider looking up some porn. No! I'm on this nofap challenge so I can't. Ah does it really matter?

I've just arrived at the toilet in my mom's house. I pull down my grey boxershort and sit down. I can clearly see a few tiny holes in it while pulling it down. Damnit. I look into the toilet bowl while sitting down. I notice that I have cum. Without me even doing anything? Wow.

Fragment
» I have my iPhone in my hand. I want to use Google Translate, but it requires a lot of actions to get to the point where I can actually type the word I wanna translate. I assume this is because my classmate logged into his Google account on my phone.

» I'm in a house with my housemate and a bunch of other people. Lipbalm is being passed around. We all gotta put it on as we're gonna share some glasses with each other and it would be dirty to do so without lipbalm. I hate lipbalm. I don't like the feeling of it. I think at some point I can feel it on my lips.

+ (f) football plays: the runner trips after almost reaching the end zone. They're running plays rugby style but they're passing forwards

+ in a clubhouse room, some big event planned, I'm cleaning up/ sweeping dirt up off the floor and emptying it in to the trash. Head towards the back / kitchen and there are huge vending machines and wall-sized dish washing machines with see-through front doors full of dirty dishes. The University maintenance guy is there saying "they're really slow!" (the washing machines). I wonder how busy this guy must be, one maintenance man for the whole University.

+ in house/cabin with wife, views of nature (pine forest) 360 degrees around (glass walls), it's really beautiful, should we put up curtains? Thinking of getting down to some sexy time...but...no curtains. There's a small street in the distance. It's on a slight hill, sloping down away from us. Some neighboring houses around but not too close.

+ outdoors, there's a tent on the ground, I need to fold it and put it away. It's quite wet. I'm trying to think how to fold it since it has a horizontal center pole, I can roll the canvas up from both sides. But there's too much water on it. I think to hand the tent on a wire upside down first so the water can drain off.

There's an unfolded tent on the ground, I think to set it up. The wind catches it after I raise it a bit and it is fully opened by the wind, but there's a risk it will get blown away, I'm holding on to the flaps with my hands, and want to get some twine/line to tie an eyelet in the tent to the stable building next to me. The tent is in tatters in places.

Inside a small house, there is a very small wooden sink there, made up of what seem to be a few uneven jenga-size/shape-d pieces of wood. I take out these pieces of wood and inspect them and put them back.

+ in a small kitchen in a small house. There's a tall refrigerator there. There is a high, narrow window looking to the outside, mostly blocked by a bundle of small branches covered in green leaves. I can see blue sky through the window. I reach up and take down the bundle of branches, and there is a lovely view out the window of apple trees right next to the window. The apple trees are bundled/tied up so that all the branches are tightly bound against the trunk of the tree. There are huge yellow and slightly red apples on the tree. I can now see a row of these bound and full of apples apple trees visible outside the window. I go outside and pick a huge juicy looking apple and show it to my wife.
We're observing the land our house is built on. We have a lot of open space on our property, it extends in all directions around us. I say how great it is to have open space all around. Look how much room we have in the front, the field slopes gently down to the road. There are houses around but not too close.

Outdoors, some kids are helping us garden. One is pulling up a pile of something. I hope those are weeds and not green onions!

On the ground on a very large (3 meters by 1 meter?) rectangular grill, a half-alligator cross section (from head to tail) "filet" is sizzling.

+ in an indoor room where people are sitting/relaxing on the ground in rows. Some guy is inspecting a girl who has a bad rash all over her (ahem) and around it. I'm non-chalantly standing there "minding my own business" but peeking at the girl. Some guy in the back of the room shouts out "HEY! Look at that guy standing there looking at her!" I instantly stop peeking and still try to maintain my non-chalant "not doing anything wrong" posture. I move slowly to go sit down nearby, as I'm trying to sit down next to one guy two more guys come up and want to sit with him so I scoot over (or get up and leave the room?).

+ I'm approaching a swimming pool, there are a lot of people in it, but none I find attractive, I mutter a bad word and turn away, kid hears me , and repeats it loudly, "That guy just said ^#$%$%!" I turn around and walk quickly away /run away to escape "my life being ruined for being the guy who said that". I'm hiding in houses off to the side of the path and my kids come after me and say why are you there I try to "shuush!" them away.

MILD

NA

I am going on a road trip across the country. I am in the backseat of a car with my youngest niece and maybe someone else because it is really cramped and uncomfortable. My parents are in the front. We stop somewhere and when we get back in the car it is less cramped in the back. I hope we didn't leave my niece. Maybe she decided to switch cars and ride with someone else. We are almost halfway there and my dad has been driving the whole way without sleeping. I wonder when he is going to ask me to drive or if I should offer to drive the rest of the way.

In the forest there is a man squeezing white snake venom out of a giant snake into a container and talking about how harmful the venom is. Kitty just jumped into the snake venom and she's playing in it. She seems fine though.

and again….a dream overflow night. I LOVE those kinds of nights. I can barely hold all the scenes in my head, I'm sure I'm missing some because they keep trickling back in slowly

+ pretty sure I had a weak lucid : I summoned a DC (for some "fun", which was quite nice). I never ever summon in non-lucids or even semi-lucids.
In semi-lucids, I just "know" there are no consequences.
I'm walking through a house and I realize I'm dreaming? [but I don't think "Dreaming" in my mind?] I head for a square table with nobody there. I realize that I can materialize a person with my mind and expectation. Summon a girl and fun ensues.
(girl in sexy time): "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!"

+ looking at the pile of laundry: get rid of the ratty socks. running upstairs to hide the NSFW mag in my closet, guy follows and plops down my wet laundry in a pile at my feet which I start to hang up on hangers.

+ weird colored strange-looking planets in the sky with rings and other things around them. mixing some liquid (explosive?) and wondering if the triggering agent has completely transformed the mixture.

+ volleyball training: practicing tossing the ball quickly with spin between each other. Girl and I are training with coach. Girl tosses the ball to me and I must toss it into a box. There are fluffy down jackets in the box. I quickly remove the jackets in between balls so there is spaces for the balls.

+ car race. The leaders all collide/get stalled, and the guy in the back head to the finish line. They stop at what they thought was the finish line, but the guy says no, the finish line is farther. Will they make it in time or will the guys in the back catch up pass them and win?

+ in class with junior high BF DD: I'm looking into his notebook but he pulls it away from me and closes it so that I can't see inside. I look down on to the paper in front of me and I see computer code ("C") for a submarine program neatly written out in pencil.

+ the tree situation, eating pastry from the refrigerator (filled with chocolate ice cream)
I'm doing some sort of project with other (students?) and a teacher in front of a tree. We're doing something with the tree. Then a (asian indian?) guy comes and breaks off the tree from its base and moves it a few feet forwards. This is very inconvenient for us/me because now I can't reach it. Also, he's ruined the tree! "Hey, you broke the tree!" They guy is saying "no, it's fine" and is jamming the tree into the ground but it doesn't work because it is without its roots. I exclaim, "It WAS a tree, NOW it's just a STUMP and a LOG"
I walk back to where the mini-refrigerator is (I saw it earlier, with all the sprinkle-covered desserts inside). They're singing a song:

kids singing: "Put your lips around it and take a bite..." I think this is very suggestive, I wonder if they know that? I'm biting into a small football-shaped pastry, and inside it is chocolate ice cream.

+ very bizarre beasts that had transformed from odd sea creatures in an small aquarium tank
Outside, like in a large house's back yard. I'm observing up close a large aquarium tank. There are two creatures inside: on the left, a cabbage-sized anemone of some sort, and on the right, a very large big round thing the size of a very large beach ball (1 meter across?). I'm poking the little thing on the left, when your finger approaches it it closes up(?). At one point the thing on the right has a widely open "mouth" hole and I throw in to it a 5-liter water bottle. I feel a bit bad about that.
Then the two beings are human-oid and outside the tank. I'm holding the small one in my arms. It's like a baby. I look around and see tall mountains not too far away, I think this little thing has never seen anything outside of the tank before. It's eyes are widely open in wonder.
The larger thing is a human-oid, naked, with a somewhat normal looking upper body and torso, but with very bizarre atrophied thin legs. I think this is because its legs never got any exercise in the tank.

+ college shirts: college colors, rugby shirts, everyone's wearing them, I look down and I'm wearing both undergrad and grad colors on a single shirt (with two football game scores on it?)

+ Entering the tour area the mothers won’t let me by

+ bartering with a vendor when buying some sweat pants

21/12/15
Dream 1: I was at an ACDC concert with my dad, about halfway from the stage and having a whale of a time. The actual songs were more like metallica than acdc but this was quite a fun dream, it seemed to go for two or three songs to.

Dream 2: I was at school at lunchtime at some sort of sci-fi club. I was talking to the teacher there and watching the other kids go about their business.

Dream 3: I was at a giant waterslide/ski park filled with absolutely huge slides/ski runs. I went up the side of a snowy mountain and went down one of the biggest slides there.

Fragment about someone named Ben

Dream 4: I dreamt that I woke up early in the morning (similar to what I actually did lol), and after resting for a bit I went out to the living room. I turned on the TV and a LOTR movie was on. It was at the scene where Gandalf and Saruman were fighting, but it was a bit different. Gandalf ran up the stairs of Orthanc until he burst out onto the top of the tower. He ran to the edge, then cast a spell and started floating away. He got about twenty metres away from the tower until a shadow loomed over him; Saruman had found him. The two engaged in a duel, shouting words of power at eachother. I walked away from the tv then and went to play some Dota. I was playing jakiro and I ended up dying to a qop. Luckily our clockwork was on hand and I directed him to land the perfect hookshot and avenge me.

Couldn't Remember My Dream The Night Before AT ALL, But I Did Get Random Come backs after thinking about random things last night.

I Started Out In The House As Usual, We Go For A Car Ride Once Again And I Hear Strange Voices. We Continue On, And Eventually Come Across A Jungle In That Dream. The Creature Voids In, And We Make A Run For The Canopy. I Remember We Were Safe, But I Still Felt Some Awe After That.

I Lacked A Lot of Rememberance Waking Up, But I Have A Good Feeling I'll Remember My Dream Very Well Tonight .

Lately 90% of my dreams have been super emotional, like about suicide or murder or just... emotional things.

Not sure if these dreams connect but first I was pet-sitting dogs with my mom and then I was a little girl(not myself) and fed up with life, or something. I don't quite remember what led me to this, if it was the shitty pet-sitting or what, but I went to a cliffside and decided to jump off into the water. I woke up in the hospital and realized my body was half metal. The doctor had saved me, but with a cost. My mom(not my real mom, the little girl's mom) was with me. My body felt foreign and weird and it was hard to control it. Months, years went by as I remained trapped in the hospital.

One time, I had to use the bathroom. This is gonna sound gross, but when I tried to go it was like.. it sprayed everywhere because I couldn't control my new body. Yeah. Anyway, when I left the bathroom stall I saw Ashley from Revenge and some fine-looking man. I realized I was dreaming. I wanted to attempt a TOTM but I couldn't think of what it was, I only remembered the one from last month, which was to ask for a joke, which I didn't do. Ash started talking dirty to me and then I ended up with the guy.. yeah.

So then I have a flashback to when I jumped off the cliff, but this time I notice that my doctor is there, and he's the one that convinced me to jump. So I realized it was his fault all along that I ended up half-cyborg. He wanted to experiment on me so he made me do this. I was pissed. Also, during this scene, I was an observer, and I saw myself try to jump off the cliff and a boy(maybe 14 years old) try to stop me from jumping and it made me smile.

Then, I was back in the hospital with my mom and she was annoying me. I shouted at her, "It's almost my eighteenth birthday(wow I was in there for a long time)! Go away!" implying that once I turned 18 I would have nothing to do with her.

I couldn't remember any dreams the other night (mostly 'cause I didn't put any effort), but I have a very long dream tonight with some dream fragments.

All he wanted was blank papers

I don't really know how the dream started, but I was this knight with a different appearance (something similar to Marth in physical appearance and armor, but without the cape). I wanted to save Yato (from the anime Noragami) because he was apparently my friend and he was kidnapped into this castle. I almost forgot about him but remembered him from a distinct memory of when we were together (In the show, he's a god so if you stay a certain amount of time away from him you will forget about him). I was in front of the castle but there was a moat with no drawbridge, and a large group of people were behind me. These people couldn't really fight, but some could. Suddenly, a darkness from the castle enveloped everything, and everything looked black, even with the sun up. Panic was setting in for a few people. The scene sorta changed where we had to push back incoming monsters in the complete darkness. Everyone was safe. The scene changed back and the darkness was gone. We had found a way to get up by using a sort of wooden bridge and tilting it against the castle wall to climb up. Fast forward and almost everyone was up, and it was my turn. My perspective changed to a few people at the bottom, and when the knight was near the top he was shouting at them asking for some help. The thing was about to fall, and it did but it did so in a way to act as a bridge to the castle. The knight thanked them anyway, and my perspective went back to him. The circumstances changed in which I was Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan trying to save Armin and Mikasa from Dr. Eggman. I was the same age as he is in the show (15) and I apparently hadn't seen them since 8 or so years. I was walking through this tunnel-like place where many of the people earlier were trying to find some blank pieces of paper. All Dr. Eggman wanted was a stack of blank lined paper. I easily supplied him with it and he let my friends go. I was surprised to find them the same age as before, and they hated me for some reason. I had aggresively asked him if he did experiments on them and he replied with a yes. I demanded him to revert the effects, but all he could do is give them children's toys and videos and he ran away, leaving me with my toddler friends.

Couple of dream fragments

I was playing this red, blue and white card game with my little brother and he really wanted a white checkered, to the extent to cry for it. I had hidden it from him but showed him, and he was pleased.

There weren't a lot of boots around in stores, so we had to find some other shoes outside of town.I believe this happened the full dream above, which might explain why there was a lot of people with me?

I was shopping for something.

NON-DREAM
DREAM
LUCID
FALSE AWAKENING
NIGHTMARE
FRAGMENT
(Unconnected dreams indicated by a *. Connected dreams indicated by a •. )

This DJ entry was posted twice because I clicked "Save Draft" and ended up with a pesky pen and paper icon that I couldn't get rid of.

* I am sitting on my front stoop, playing with a basset hound, a jack russel, and two french bulldogs (puppy and adult). But after I fail to fix a fence that separates my neighbor's backyard from mine, I start to feel really guilty and contemplate running away. Later I end up in my neighborhood in my pajama pants, sliding around on my butt like a toboggan.

Some backstory on why this is really memorable for me (Not important to the story): I have always drempt a lot. When I dream sometimes a wake up and go back to sleep and can have more. So most days i have 2-3 dreams that I remember. The quality of my dreams can be based off of how stressed I am. Stress affects my dreams an amazing amount. Since school has started all my dreams have been in grey scale and muddy, just vague figures onto of that I can only remember a couple seconds. Sadly most days I don't even get that, I just wake up. This has been my first dream in many weeks and it was the most vivid I have ever had. So for me, This is extremely memorable.

Dream Starts here: I just had my best lucid dream yet and I need somewhere to put it down before I forget it. It all started at my Mom's house when I felt sleepy, I decided that I would lie down on the rug. I felt the roughness of the rug and I could tell from the way i was laying on it that my chest would feel pinched later. Then I was dreaming, So I must be having a WILD! I knew this was all a dream but it was so real that I wasn't 100% sure. I could feel my feet hitting the ground, which is something I have never felt before in a dream, so I wasn't sure (dumb me). I decided to go over to my friends house and maybe figure it out there. Everyone was acting how they should and I STILL couldn't tell if it was a dream or not. So me being the clever person I am I went off to find a book. Opened it up, memorized a line, closed it, open aaannndddd the page is the same. Second times the charm? Nope. Get frustrated and Look up from the book, everyone magically changed hairstyles and color. There I finally realized I was dreaming and being the dumb-dumb I am made everyone else lucid, cuz people share dreams telepathically right? Then I woke up at my DAD'S house. Very confused realized I dreamed going to sleep at my moms still mindfucked.
TL;DR My dreams fuck with me so hard

I was at work and noticed all our providers was out or leaving. I went to my boss and asked if it was alright if I went home to. Because it was the week of Christmas and no providers was going to be here I thought it would be ok to leave early. She said yes that was fine because the last provider was leaving early due to sickness. I remember wanting to see her before she left though I do not clearly remember why that was. As I saw her leaving I noticed that she had cut and dyed her hair. I remember being shocked as I told her as she was going out the door that her hair cut reminded me of my grandma who passed away. The moment I said that I saw my grandma's face clearly on this lady's face. I remember seeing my own shocked face then looked back at the provider and as she went through the door I came awake.

I have make a long dream before becoming lucid in my dream, I'm just going to write the lucid dream part.

It was night, I was in the living room I say ''there is nobody here in the house'' then I realize that I’m dreaming. I say to myself ''I can jump out of the window even if the window is close''. I run and jump, before I jump I close my eyes because I was scare to bump into the window, but I went through the window. The gravity is to strong that when I fall I feel butterfly in my stomach and land on the grown hard and feel the pain in my feet (ants in my feet)(the living room is on the second floor). Then I say to myself to remember my objective (tell a DC that he is in my dream), so as I see nobody, I decide to go in the neighbor’s house. I climb the wall, I could feel the texture of the wall, then I jump but I try to slow my landing to not feel the sensation of ant in my feet. Then I run on small rocks, I could hear the noise when we run on small rocks. I was now at the back of my garden, but there is a wire netting between my house and the neighbor. So I decide to run through it, I run and bump into it, I try another spot, I run and bump into it. Finally I decide to climb it, at that time I feel that the dream is fading and I’m starting to wake up. And I wake up without having complete my taste.

I went to bed around 23:30. I couldn't fall asleep for at least an hour, so I read a chapter in my book and then tried again. I woke up around 08:00. It's now 08:20.

Pokémon
The way this dream looks is a bit like the Pokémon games on the GameBoy, so with a slightly angled top down view. I'm a Pokémon myself and I'm in Brazil. I'm walking around during daytime in a nature area. Lots of green and also some mountains / rocks. I've already fought quite a lot and I'm still being sort of chased by other creatures that want to fight me, though they don't really look like Pokémon. At some point I come close to a house. Two people are standing next to it. I can't enter, because there's a bush that needs to be cut first, but I don't know the move cut. One of the two people (Vegeta from DBZ?) offers me the move cut. Then both of them have to go inside because they have been called for dinner or something. I'm facing a dilemma. This Pokémon that I am has some awesome moves and I don't want to ruin it by teaching a lame move such as cut. I open the menu, which pops up the way it would with the older games. I go to my party and see a list of six Pokémon. I'm a level 43 Pokémon, though I don't know which one. At the bottom of the list is a level 42 Venasaur. The rest are really low level, because I'm doing all the fighting. I have an Exp. Share, so I'm considering who to give it to. It'll allow me to level someone up easily.

I've fallen asleep on a cruiseship. I never actually see the cruiseship, I just know it has happened. When I wake up I wonder for a moment if I'm in Germany or in Brazil. Fuck, Germany. I wanna go back to Brazil. I suppose I could go back on the cruiseship again, but I won't just yet. From the looks of it I'm at a big brand clothing store, one with lots of wood. I exit, while simultaneously talking to my cousin. She sends me a message on FB Messenger, though it also feels like she was right next to me. She tells me she hasn't been accepted to Harvard. She doesn't look too bummed. Well duh... you're not smart enough. I'm standing outside now, exchanging messages with a classmate, also through FB Messenger. We're talking about where I'm gonna go. I tell her that I want to go back to Brazil. It's beautiful and I've already found an internship. Somewhere I feel a slight sense of incontinuity, but it's not strong enough to make me realise I'm dreaming. I end up with my mom in the car. We're talking about stuff, but I can't recall what.

Somewhere in this dream I see a fullscreen view of a map of Java. It's oddly coloured, as if the nightmode is enabled and it's also shaped wrong. I zoom in on central / east Java. I've been told the part I'm looking at is east Java, but it looks more central to me. I'm looking at a few beautiful locations that I wanna visit. Amazing. All small but beautiful places. I'm not even there and I've got a wishlist already. Somehow Indonesia and Brazil are mixed in my mind a bit. Also somewhere in this dream I'm thinking about the idea of learning Portuguese before going back to Brazil, to enhance the experience.

Fragments
» Something about my mom's boyfriend. I think he was being a bit annoying.
» There was another dream that involved my mom, but I can't remember what.
» I think there also was a dream about my ex.

Football
I'm at a football match. It's the team of my student city vs.. dunno. At first I'm not bodily present it seems. I'm in a portable dug-out which is facing the wrong direction. The wall is facing the field, instead of facing the bleachers. I'm with two white guys in about their early twenties. Two white women of the same age come running up to the bleachers from the field. They have just played. The look of this dream is as I'm watching a bit of an older movie. A bit grainy. Also the colours are a bit off. The women seem to be the girlfriends of the guys. One of them takes her shirt of to change it for a clean one. She is wearing a black bra. The guy who is not her boyfriend stares at her in amazement for a moment. The other girl ends up going topless. I feel like everyone is a bit distracted now. At first the guys were talking about their keeper and complaining about him a bit, but someone has happened on the field that they haven't noticed. Now is the moment where I'm sure that I'm bodily present. I'm topless and I'm trying to put on a black pair of sweatpants. I'm trying to figure out how to do this by pulling them over my head. I kinda reach the conclusion that this is impossible, but I'm still not giving up.

Hebrew
I'm again not really bodily present. The place looks like an old timey theatre. There's an older man and two women. All white. They're sitting at a small wooden table. One of the women asks the other to ask the man some questions, as he won't answer her questions. The other woman agrees and asks him in Hebrew to establish some trust [I wouldn't recognise Hebrew if a rabbi called me a dick]. I'm impressed by her. She also speaks Russian and some other important languages. That must be great. There's subtitling. The woman is asking about the time the man took 114 people into the city and a tragedy happened. In between shots a short but high stage with stairs on both sides has appeared next to the table and the other woman is standing on top of it.