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February 4, 2012
I had a really long, vivid dream last night. Once again it took place at night with the orangy-red skies. I am fairly certain that it is a dream sign now because I can recall about 10 different dreams that have been like that. Here's my dream:

My dream was about this girl who goes to this city looking for her father. It's kind of like that show the amazing race because she is being sent to different places to try and find him. In the beginning, she is walking around, wondering when she is going to get a call telling her where to go. She's waiting- and I can't remember if the TV people told her to or she decides to go herself, but she ends up at this harbor where a bunch of people are on a dock, listening to a man talking. He is telling the crowd about this fishing submarine he has. It is used to catch these giant fish (he had a name for them but I can't remember what it was). He's explaining how his submarine works and asks if anyone wants to test it by pushing down on the front. She is picked and tries, but the submarine doesn't move. The man calls her a weakling and everyone leaves her all alone on the dock. She is sitting sadly on the dock looking around when she gets a call. I think it's her mom telling her that the fisherman is her father. I believe that sometime earlier in the night I had more of a story with her and her mom, but I forgot. Anyway, she gets up to go look for the man. While she is walking she plans to go up to him and tell him she is his daughter, but stumbles upon a large crowd gathered by the beach. They are watching this land mass near the heart of the city- right next to where a giant ship is floating in the water. After a few seconds these red, firework-like things shoot up into the air, but the strange thing is they don't explode. Immediately the girl (me?) gets the feeling that something is very wrong. She turns around and some guy says something like "pretty fireworks." Not two seconds later, when the third firework rises, she suddenly hears a woman's voice laughing menacingly. The voice says "watch this" and one of the fireworks turns and, like a missile, rams into the ship and blows it up. The girl turns and runs back to the pier so she can warn her father. This is when my dream starts to change. It zooms in towards the heart of the city where a cartoon Godzilla is lurking behind a building. The missiles start to shoot at him and the dream becomes more of a cartoon. Now Godzilla is paper being held by Spongebob Sqaurepants, and the voice is now the voice of Plankton. Godzilla gets hit with the missiles until he turns into a small, square piece of paper. Spongebob begins to read what he wrote to Mrs. Puffs class out loud, and it is so beautiful that it makes her cry. She asks him to read another, and then I wake up

February 2, 2012
I had another really vivid dream! It wasn't lucid but it's a good sign- my dream recall is getting better . I have noticed that in a lot of my dreams the whole thing took place at night and the sky is a kind of dark orangy-red color. Here's my dream:

It took place at my school- I am with two of my good friends and we were on our way to science class. As we are leaving we hear the bell and realize that we are late. We decided to take an alternative route and somehow I ended up on the fourth floor (my school has three floors). My teacher has some sort of secret room there and I walk in and take a seat (I don't know where my other two friends went, but they are gone). There are a bunch of upper classmen and a couple of other girls that I know in my grade- one I am friends with and one I don't really talk to much. The details are pretty fuzzy after I sit down but I can recall my science teacher turning on some music. People start arguing back and forth to each other, debating which movie theatre the music comes from. Apparently it came from the IMAX theatre. My dream then skips to a new scene where I am sitting in the IMAX theatre and the music that was in my science teacher's room is playing from the theatre speakers. As the movie begins wind starts to blow and sand that was on the walls gets blown away (?). Some random kid that I was sitting next to begins to tell me that the sand is a kind of special thing because some little boy had noticed it before. Soon after he saw the sand his parents passed away- I'm not exactly sure how any of that was relevant. I then wake up because my mom is leaning over my bed looking for the cat

I had a second dream where a friend of mine, who I usually give a ride to school, calls my house. I can hear my mom talking to her on the phone downstairs. I then received a text from her saying she is sick and won't be going to school. I text back "feel better!" and that's all I can remember.

In this dream, I took note of what I remember each time I woke up. Thus it is far more detailed than most other dreams, even though the memories faded pretty quickly.

Watching a video, or maybe being part of one, on Youtube. This Asian girl with long hair was talking about "How not to get kicked in the balls", or rather WHY. However, at the 4 min 26 second mark, she says "how not to get kicked in the budget".

My old bedroom, chart paper at the side, window at the back, cupboard at the right. I see a white poodle trying to get into the video scene. It gets stopped every time, getting mad, but I grab it, apparently unafraid.

The dog tries to enter the scene from a pile of paper, first from the side, and then diagonally. Unsuccessful after the third or fourth time, it runs out the door. Somehow, this dog rather resembles a human character.

In fact, this Dog, or whatever it was, was to be charged with a repeated drunk driving offense. Later, it runs, or rides, up a sheet of white furled paper.

There's an announcement from the blue. Somebody has a love problem. No idea where those details went, but now, they're gone.

A random part of my journal: "consp. causes". No idea what it indicates.

Flashback: March 16, 2009. Security camera video shows terrorists plotting to bomb a concrete pillar, somewhere in southwestern central Ontario. Maybe it was near Alliston, we'll never know.

I'm sitting at the site of a swing, or some-other place. This sandfly, part wasp, part fly, tries to fly into my nose. I ward it off, but at the last minute, it stings me, there is a feeling of spray being injected into me...

I wake up, and go on Dream Views.com. Writing about my dreams, my thoughts are rather clear, the transitions vivid, the meaning intact. Yet soon I realize this is not to be.

Waking up for real this time, it's about 3:45 am. Take some notes, go right back to sleep.

I'm in a music room. Some girl takes my flute, initials AR, and throws it toward the percussion area. It's broken, and I say "FUCK". This flute cost $70, or maybe $430. I'm afraid to tell my dad, because he bought it for me.

Sometime later down the line, there's an engine. Perhaps I'm examining how it works - I don't know.

I'm reading this book about the physics of weather, a possible flashback to my poorly-done presentation about the physics of artificial trees that absorb carbon dioxide. As usual, the book goes into a computer model simulation.

This time, there's talk about global warming not being real. Of course, I strongly disagree with that position. I see Greenland melting, refreezing, melting, refreezing again, rising and sinking above and below the waves. There are vivid colours here: sky blue, navy blue, orange, red, green, tan, yellow-green, yellow with a tinge of green, and brown. Near the Gulf Stream area, enveloping both Greenland and Iceland, a supervolcano destroys the land there in a big oval fashion. Iceland is first to melt, its people unaware, or possibly no people there at all. It's a Supervolcano, much like the Siberian Traps during the Permian-Triassic extinction era.

I wake up. It's 6:45.

There's a vivid drawing of some sort, the details now gone. Examining currency, bills, coins and American $1 bills. They're everywhere.

At my house, time is frozen, and my mom is here. Suddenly, somebody knocks on the door, and gives her two white pills that smell very industrial. She takes them, and weird effects happen. We try to lower the dose, so that days two to five will require one pill a day only. No idea what it's for. She bikes outside, and I see some guy skateboarding outside my window, and they go down the street and it's a sunny day.

Talking to my teacher now about French. Apparently one of the old teachers came back, and nothing happens. Or rather, there is not much to talk about, or maybe, there is.

Waking up again, and it's 8:20.

At some kind of zoo, or maybe it's a video game facade. I'm on the side of the lizards, but there are also mammals, lions and penguins. For some reason, the lizards decide to hide out on the near-vertical wall, bathing, possibly reminiscent of the sphenodontians, the last remaining species being the tuatara of New Zealand. Am I responsible? 30-40 % go extinct in a few hours. A travesty.

Later, some kind of land mammal, forget the name. Every day, the lions jump over them, and a few of them get injured and die. We try closing the door, we try negotiating with Atlan, and nothing happens. Later, we storm the beach, and head outside. Success.

I'm here at a beach party, outside now, warm weather. I ask this girl whether she's still interested in going to prom with me in a few months. Yet I get completely tongue-tied, and she ditches me, preferring instead to go with somebody else. Maybe those promises weren't meant to be kept that long. For a year.

Waking up again, but forget to check the time. Guessing it's around 9:30.

Something happens prior, no recollection. An old acquaintance of mine is standing in front of me, making me read some stuff that I find objectionable. Yet I read another text, this time in faux Greek, meaning the letters are greek, but the words English. I read this with no difficulty. Yet I leave out a compound word. The text turns out then, to be about spicy food. Oh no!

Wake up for the final time now - it's 11:00 am. This dream had had at least twenty-five parts, none equal.

Was at hogwarts with the cast. I had long hair and smoked a lot of cigs. Eventually realized I'm dreaming and hid and waited for everyone to leave the hall. I got caught and was sent to class. I didn't go and a professor told me to go over. I looked at his head and think how funny this all is. I leave him and go outside. I'm on my magic carpet. He is havig a hard time flying like I normally do. I keep almost Fallon to the ground from the top of hogwarts towers. I need lessons I think to myself. I keepy trying for a while until I think enough!!! I imagine my neighborhood at my house and try to teleport. Nothing at first. It's reading super hard. I try again. The rain stop and I feel pushing. I open my eyes and I'm there. It's dark and my neighborhood is quiet. I'm I front of mothers house. I have my magic carpet and I get on. At first I'm a little slow to take corners and am just floating *but I start going faster. I'm goin really fast now around the corner of k roundabout and it's breathtaking. I love how amazing the wind feels and how great it feels to be going this fast. I love how real this all is. I decide to stop. I look around like I always do and look in detail At the sidewalk. I notice the infinite detail and think to myself that this cannot be just a dream it's too real. This is a real place, the astral plane. I decide it's time to go inside. I feel a negative presence. Something has my family hostage. Time to fight. I'm excited to do this. I gather my energy and kind of let my body do its thing. This part transcends time as it felt like hours. I was killing people at the speed of light. The kept coming and I kept killing with light balls and martial arts. After my house was clear I grabbed my staff from my room and killed around 50 more people. I can't go into too much detail just killing humans with complicated moves and enormous laughter. I thought to myself that this is my favorite lucid and all my powers are present. The. I hear a powerful and scary voice. Come outside Allen I'm here. I laugh to myself thinking another human to kill and it replies I'm an alien. I bolt outside super speed and yes there it is. It looks like a tranasourous Rex but is a bit different and is glowing neon almost radiation green. It starts running wanting me to chase. I shrug my shoulders and run super speed to try and catch It. As I get closer I sense it's power and it looks insane. I think maybe I'm not ready. This is already super super long let's write it down. I knew it was an excuse but what can I say this thing freaked me out. I woke In a fa at my moms house. Kara was playing super loud music and it was 1 am. Almost time for my wbtb. I am super happy with this lucid and can't wait to tell people. Kara's playing loud music and I tell her to stop. She's laughing and dancing to herself. My mom tells her to stops an d she turns it down. I wake for real

- There was a tiny man on the floor in my living room, about an inch tall. He carried a stick that was very thin but about his height. It was like one of those 'magic wands':

except it was gold instead of black. The man was dressed in a long coat and a top hat, and was also entirely gold. I was sitting on the floor looking at him, and he ran and hid under something, but dropped his wand. I picked it up very carefully and tried to hand it to him, and he took it. There was someone else with me who was saying it might take a while to build up his trust.



- I was very high and sitting by a big heavy curtain. On the side I was on, there were a couple people and I was just sitting on the floor, but once in a while I would pull up the curtain and put it over me so I was on the other side. On that side, it was like being in a giant music visualizer, and I compared it to Milkdrop, the one that comes with Winamp, which I love playing with. (I recommend it if you don't have it, and this if/once you do..!)

It was changing constantly, as it does, but the one I remember most was a place made of these big waves of rainbow dots on a dark background that also passed across you, from right to left, in vertical sheets. The space it was in felt so enormous, it seemed infinite. The sensation was really cool and I was extremely happy. It's very hard to describe. After going in for a bit I would emerge from the curtain, laughing, and tell everyone else (sober) they really needed to try it.

I need to do this again in a lucid.



- This one was much less fun. I was in my room when suddenly a guy I know, NG, burst into the room and started trying to rape me. (This guy also talks to me and invites me places more than I'd like, but I find him kind of creepy to be honest, I just always feel uncomfortable around him.) I was scared but managed to fight him off, at which point he started trying to stab me. I got past him and ran into the bathroom. One of my friends was taking a bath in there, I dunno who it was, it kept sort of switching between being H and being N and being some other random person. So I burst in on them and shut the door, saying something along the lines of, "I'M NOT GONNA LOOK AT YOU I PROMISE BUT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STAB ME OUT THERE".

I found a phone in the bathroom and came out again for some reason. He had stopped trying to stab me, but I told him I was calling 911, and started dialing. He laughed and said, "Good luck with that. 911 can't help you now." I looked down at the screen and it said something like, "line disconnected" and none of the buttons would work. I understood the guy had cut the phone line.

So I ran downstairs and tried to get out the front door. I was thinking I didn't want to go out in the clothes I was wearing, my shirt was really see-though, but I couldn't really help it. I struggled to unlock the door before he could get to me, and thankfully he didn't stop me from getting out, but he grabbed a very sharp umbrella from the porch and chased after me. I ran out onto the street yelling for help. I looked around but it was deserted. Desperate, I ran a bit further, and ran across a young woman I didn't know. I ran up to her and said, "please can you call someone for me, I need help, this guy is trying to kill me." She stared blankly and said nothing. Then he caught up with me, and I had to run again, fending off the umbrella.

I ran to a very busy place with the guy close behind. I managed to grab onto his hand and hold onto only his ring finger, which stopped him from stabbing me for some reason. We were in a very large crowd, but everyone was just staring at me without saying or doing anything, and it was very frustrating. At the very end, for some reason the guy started turning into N, and I was thinking, "I can't believe he ended up being like this!" Then I woke up, very relieved, before realizing it never was N in the first place.

I was being pretty much thrown into a small part of an jungle, where a few deathtraps resided. As I was flying into that section of the jungle I barely flew over a big tree chunk, hanging in mid-air, the first deathtrap was right in front of me, some sort of cable hanging there which I shouldn't touch, I managed to twist mid-air and avoided it. As I landed there I was looking around for an moment and noticed there was no way out as the vegetation has been reshaped into an prison. There was an possible exit to my left however, again equiped with some sort of deathtrap. I managed to escape however, and told a group in some way about the traitor who was responsible for that. At some later I point I was in a bright burning house, which would've been cool if it wouldn't actually belong to me. I used some sort of power, weaving with my hands, to extinguish the flames and experimented how this application was most effective. After the fire was extinguished I went around a wall and down some street, while I noticed there was blacklight coming from the sky, it was night and I saw the stars for a short moment. Some parts of me and my clothing started to fluoresces, apparently confusing and amusing the daughter of some passing by mother. I at some point also got to see a list in my personal HUD (meaning it just appeared in my field of vision) with the molecules responsible for the effect and the according colors.

Yesterday, as I was quite energetic because of a WILD in the morning, I decided to try a MILD, which actually worked. I managed to finish another ToTY task, and I'll be flapping my wings in 1 week, that's a bet with one of my friends...

So, getting back to my dream. After repeating the mantra for 15min, I managed to pull an insta-lucid, without having to RC. After a bit of looking around a room I "spawned" in, I looked at a wall, then said "This hotel room from WTC is really nice". I think most of you got what happened... passive control. After this, I got out of the room, and headed to the elevator... in which I had a surprise. It seems that in dreams elevators don't work like they should, resulting in a lucid dreamer being put on a random floor...
I got a little bit revengeful, and, after throwing a fireball at the elevator and exploding it off the building, I just tried a little trick I heard about in DV...
...And learned that it's easy to turn into a human fireball and going straight through the building until the roof. I walked slowly on the building, and as I was about to jump, someone stopped me.
"No! Don't end your life!"...
...I also learned I can rip the head of a DC using telekinesis. Sweet.
I finally jumped, going right through the clouds... I could literally feel the rain drop on my skin. When I was close to the ground, I turned into a fireball, and landed... safely.
After stabilizing the dream, I began to form an big fireball, which I shot at the towers... it almost destroyed them completely, but the remaining parts were used to crush other buildings, with telekinesis..
After a while some marines(may be a DS) appeared and start shooting. This reminded me of the dino dream, and one little tought was enough for 6 tentacles to spring out of my body. I could control them, but I could also let them act for themselves, and that's what I did.
After some good ol' fun I decided to leave, so I could remember my dream... and thats what I did.
After about 30 min, I decided to try my luck at a morning MILD, which I will detail in my next post, which will come in about 1 hour.
Stay tuned!

DJ Log: February 2, 2012 – 11:15PM (USA Eastern)
• NON-DREAM • NOTES • DREAM • LUCID •

I am clicking around the 'net and almost fall asleep in my chair. I decide that I should hop in bed and take a quick nap. The time is ~9:45pm. I lay down and fall asleep very quickly.

I awaken from a minimalistic dream, standing in darkness. I realize that I had just awakened, but I must still have my eyes closed because I cannot see anything at all. Knowing this, I decide to make an attempt at DEILD. I concentrate on keeping my eyes closed and then I try to remember where I was just a moment ago. I remember that I was laying in my bed, trying to remember what the dream was about. I cannot recall even the smallest detail, other than I was just dreaming.

Suddenly, I make the realization that I am not laying in my bed, but I am standing. Before I can gather myself together and stabilize, I wake up.

I try hard to immediately settle down, but my eyes are wide open and I am too alert and excited to re-enter the dream state, much less return to sleep right away.

So, I've just taken up ToTY, but since I joined late, I had to move faster than ever. That's why I love WILD, which will allow me to LD more than 1 time a day...
...now, let's begin with the dream.
As I enter the dream, even if I WILDed, I didn't realise it was a dream. I was just floating around in a void... until the dream started to form around me, causing lucidity. While I was gazing at the colors and shapes, there it is. My dream, formed.
The shapes around me seem futuristic, and my immediate thought is just to to fly. As I was looking around, I see a nuclear power plant, which makes me remember ToTY...
That means one thing. PORTAL TIME! While in the portal, I can see the dream reforming, and finally, I reach my destination. The nuclear test zone. I immediately thought to ask them to drop the bomb so I could get under it, but they've got ahead of me. The nuclear device was falling, and I couldn't be happier about it...
The next second, the atomic bomb hit me.. I felt a slight tingle, then a force, a kind of air pressure, pushing me down.. I was able to stand up, but hardly. Fortunately, in 5 seconds it stopped, and everywhere was just white. After 10 second, some gray entered the white, extending, expanding...
The gray surrounded me, then floated away, making me realize it was just smoke!
All of the DCs there looked amazed at me as I was walking to them, but while I was waiting to be greeted as a hero, they started to shoot me... which resulted in some old, good, fireballs kicking their asses... after some fighting, my dream started to blur a little, and they actually throwed another bomb on top of me, confusing me even more... I began to hear a faint BEEEP which got louder and louder until I woke up, because of my alarm... Sadly, this wasn't a WILD, but at least I did one of the ToTY taks...
I'll try in my next posts the Titanic one, so take care!

i was standing in a house when i became lucid. this time i took more time than i normally would to stabilize i rubbed my hands together and rubbed my feet on the carpet and i grabbed part of this arch that was right next to me and felt it a little i noticed a box on the floor and i wanted a gun so i could shoot through the wall so i went to open it and it was a smaller box inside a smaller box a bout 6 times so i said the next one is what i want. so i reached in without looking and pulled out an old WW2 rifle and shot this door and it deteriorated and it was dark inside the door. i went in and it was a maze but the walls were made if wooden poles so i could see through them. i was walking through the maze and there were statues of people made of stone and i started asking the statues if they were my dream guide and a couple said no. i came up to this one that look like more of a real person, it was this huge Italian man about 6' 5" with a loss of hair but what he had was black. i asked him if he was my dream guide and he said yes i couldnt believe i had found him so i said "really?" and he responded sarcastically "no im not your dream guide". it was kind of funny and at that point i knew it was him. we hung out for a bit and talked about personally things and then i went to the bathroom cause i had to go real bad which when i woke up i really did.

I was at what looked like a party. Up stairs was normal but down stairs wasn't. it was almost like my basement in real life but only half was. The other half had this portal that lead to this scary place that had this black purple person flying around. When I left the portal my sister was holding this black crystal. She said when she dropped it the monster would appear. She dropped it and the same black thing appeared but it was just standing there. I went up stairs and the dream almost shifted into a video game thing but i don't really remember. It did go back to the party and when it did I had what looked like a squirt gun. I told my sister(who was now with her friend Keri) to come back down stairs and i can summon a monster. We all went down stairs. I remember looking at my jigsaw mask that was stuck under a door int the basement. I then told them if I squirted the ground then sprayed what I squirted with water it would appear. I squirted what looked like clear syrup onto the ground. I then pulled out another gun and tried spraying water but fire came out. I stopped and my sister said the chips and dip are good. I ate a chip with dip and then tried another but through it at the wall. the last thing i remember is hearing my sister say " Oh you can eat dip".

Grandma came over with my uncle and grandpa. Grandma hated me. I kept trying to talk to her but she wouldn't even look at me. I left to go to luke to get some acid. He was angry for some reason but we ended up trading shrooms for acid. We stapled them to prices of paper. I went home around dark and decided to pop one in to test the power. It had a metallic test and I knew I was in for a ride. I went outside with Kara and we swung on a tree. I went so high in the air that I scared myself but I was confident. I circled the air expertly around the tree. A jogger ran by and was amazed at my skill and so was I. I thought it was the acid that allowed me to do this. Kara tried too and couldnt replicate it. I *told her I took acid and she understood why. It was dark out and we planned on walking to a park. I was visualizing heavily. I knew my family was on a walk so we tried to avoid them. During the walk Kara had to poop so we stopped and waited. She was talking loud about drugs and I sushed her so my family wouldn't hear. My aunt was reminiscing about her old life and we tried to avoid her. Finally my family found us because Kara was too loud and we gave up. I was messed up and kinda showed it. My grandma was still ignoring me and I ignored her and made fun of her. She burst laughing.y uncle gave me a whip and we explored a jungle house. Sometimes animals would jump at me and I had to whip them away. I was good at the whip and swatted a monkey attacker and a few others. I was having a blast.*

My mom was thinking about moving to new York. She was going to stay at my grandmas place there and see if she liked it. If she did she would pack up and go. Kara too Had to go for some reason. I joking asked if she was gonna meet someone and she said that if it happened it happened. I was surprised by did not want to tell her not to because I thought she would do what she wanted anyway. I felt hurt though and didn't know what to say. I accepted and let it go. I was swimming with the always sunny hand in water full of cigaret buds. For Some reason they all liked it and swam. Kara got back and admitted to sleeping with someone. I lied and said I did too. The waitress covered for me as it it was her I slept with. Kara got jealous

Nightmare. I was eating with Kara at some messed up Chinese place. The walls were all white like a hospital and it was filled with Chinese people. I left to go to the bathroom. It was like a maze. There was blood splatters on the wall and I knew people were getting experimented on. I went the wrong way which led to an exit. The guy told me to leave but I wanted to get Kara. I ended up getting lost and running from different doctors who were trying to experiment on me. I kept walking in on mutated people who would grab at me and touch me. One of them got to me and started drilling me head. I got away and finally made it out. I was scared of everyone. My thumbs and a couple fingers were broken. I had a knife and killed a few of them on my way out. Some guy tried to help me but I told him to leave. I went to the ambulence and they were gonna take me to the hospital. It turned out to be the same place. I screamed and ran. It skipped to a scene where I was at a hospital and they had to fix my head. They took half my head and threw it into a firebug where steaming hot logs were running over my head. It was immensely painful and the first time didn't fix it. I had to do it again. I sen in again and just laid there accepting instead of screaming

So i was in the Skyview Temple, the part were there's a tall tower and crates hanging from the ceiling ect. I was on this big moving platform that was going in a circle around the tower. There were some other people on it as well. So we are just doing are thing when Zombies come out of nowhere and start chasing the platform. Some one yells that they are geting closer and to shoot them with arrows so i pull out my bow and try to do so but keep missing. That is when a lady with a sword, dressed in some super bad ninja clothes, also comes out of now where and starts slicing up the zombies. She jumps on the platform and shoves me down while taking my my bow and says, "Here let me show you how it's done." She kills three zombies in one short then continues to shoot the rest at lightning speed. The cloth that is covering her face falls in the process and i see that this person is...my...mom. And i'm like

I wake up shortly after that. I don't really know how this dream got started or how it ended but i think it was pretty funny to watch my make fight zombies with a sword and bow.

There's this guy at my school called Sheldon. I dislike him.
In this dream he was angry at someone for being an immigrant or something, even he comes from another country himself. He then said "res ipsa loquiter" because he heard his mother say it because apparently she's a "lawyer". He got the definition wrong though, and being the clever ex law student I am, I corrected him and made him even more angry.
Dream over.

Nice lie in this morning, so dream recall was pretty good.
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31/1/12
I'm in a pub with my flat for one of my flatmate's birthday, drinking. For some reason the pub suddenly gets locked down - no one can enter or leave - and Diana Skouris from The 4400 [a Heroes-esque TV show I've been watching recently]leads the investigation. In the commotion I realise I need the toilet, and proceed downstairs with an unidentified mate on my shoulders [though I have no idea who, or more importantly, why].

While queuing, two arrogant girls cut in, to which all the guys around me react with a flash mob, me included. I'm quickly exiled from the toilets (which doubles as some sort of clothes shop) as I still have someone sitting on my shoulders. In reply, I turn around and fart in the bouncer's general direction. Quick to anger, he immediately grabs me and abrasively escorts me to the security office.

As I wait in the office, I manage to hire two DCs to have a food fight, and another to watch [for my amusement?] and eventually I join in. I am later released back into the pub to join my flatmates once more. However, we have to wait to be picked up by the birthday girl's parents and taken home.

At home [my house, rather than my uni flat] the parents ignore my apologies and leave. I tell my flatmates about my night in the security office, and about the food fight. I am then transported back to that scene [as if telling a very vivid story] but with different characters (this time people I know). This time, the food fight ends in making a Christmas tree out of the food, in a similar fashion to Epic Meal Time. It looked incredible.