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First I was at a college frat type party. It was a pool party, and I was 'lucky' to be there. The new recruits were floating on floaty things on the pool and the goal was not to be flipped over, so I lay there very still and never got flipped over. But instead of being praised for the smart thinking they secretly made fun of me. Then someone mentioned how I needed 104 FB comments in order to stay at the party which gave me an idea for a new movie.

The cool buy nerdy male lead some how makes it to a party where the popular girl he likes is, but he needs to keep his FB popularity up in order to stay at the party and get noticed by the girl, so his cute but unnoticed best friend girl helps him to do that and antics ensue at the party.

Then I dreamt I was at the library and found a book called something like "RPG hero something something" and I had heard of it but never read it. I opened it and all it was was chapters of maps of a fictional world. I found out you make your character and then read/play through the story like in D&D except the book is the the DM and you play by yourself. In my dream I thought that sounded fun and after I woke up it still sounded fun, but as I think about it it wouldn't really work/wouldn't be any better than playing a video game.

This is a dream that I had every now and then from the age of hmmm about five to twelve? I started having it a few years before I moved which was when I was six and stopped sometime around the end of elementarty/beginning of middle school which woule be eleven. I know five is a pretty early age for this dream but I guess that is why it stuck. It is simple really. . .

I was in my backyard. In the house I lived in at the time the yard basicly circled around it. the grass was very tall, about up to my chest. I had two strangers searching for me, both men. One had a shotgud and the other had a pistol. Sometimes it was night and sometimes it was afternoon but always the same things happening. I would run around crouching behind the grass trying to keep my distance and sometimes sitting still while they walk past searchign for me. I think someties they shot at me but in a "something moved over there so I will shoot wildly" kind of way. It is the only dream I have had more than twice and it happened over years. One of the very few dreams I have ever had that scared me.

No lucid dreams. I fell asleep while trying MILD, and I did the WBTB earlier than expected, because I forgot to take out the trash last night.

Before I woke up to take the trash out, all of my "dreams" consisted of these faux "reality checks" on loop. It's like my mind was just running through them over and over, but it really wasn't a dream if that makes sense. I wouldn't call it a dream anyway. If I did call it a dream, then the entire time leading up to the WBTB was a constant loop dream of my checking my hands as the reality check. Maybe I need a good night's rest? At least they are happening A LOT in my sleep now, so there's that.

When I went back to sleep after the WBTB, I really started to dream. Perhaps my REM periods were too short in the time leading up to the WBTB, and maybe that's why I had these "dreams." But ANYWAY...


The first thing I remember is walking with Maria to some place. I think we were seeing each other or something.

Then, there was this dream where it was Sean's birthday. It was actually his birthday in real life on the 26th, so that makes sense. For his birthday, we were getting him this really expensive chocolate, which sounds pretty depressing now that I think about it. Anyway, before that we were having really expensive pizza, and we only had one. It was like we were running out of pizza fast, and we were worried we would have to pay for another, or that the other one wouldn't come in time - oh wait!...it was that we were running out, and we paid for the other already, but we were afraid that it wasn't coming. Then I had to go get the chocolate. It was in the closet of this room that I would be in in a later dream. In the closet, there was this big machine, not unlike a coffee bean dispenser in a supermarket, except this one was a lot more futuristic and electronic. The chocolate was shaped like pumpkin seeds, and the pricing was $75.87 to start. You needed to put that much down to buy any in the first place. After you were going to buy a certain amount, the price started going up. I couldn't figure out the stupid machine, because the interface was horrible. There were three buttons placed on the machine so that there was one button on top of another, and another button next to the bottom one. The top button went through the selections, and the bottom button went back, but if you pressed the bottom one, you had to press the button next to it to make it so the top button would be set to cycle through the selections again, otherwise it would now be the "confirm order" button. Anyway, I was getting annoyed, and my mom came over, I'm now guessing to ask me what was taking so long. When she was helping me, we were in some weird train station with the same machine. I have no idea why, it didn't have to do with anything, and we ended up back in the room right after this whole thing. I tried messing with the machine again, and I finally found the one we were going to get Sean, but I accidentally hit the "confirm order" button. So we bought one piece of pumpkin seed sized chocolate for $75.87. I said I was sorry to my mom, saying it was because of the bad interface. I had to explain what an interface was to her, and we were both getting annoyed.

Then, it was DE that we were back at the party, but it wasn't the party, and it was in our old house now. I remember seeing the porch, but I don't remember what happened there. Then I had to get something that was in my room. My room was the room that is in my current house. When I got there, I couldn't open my eyes, so I couldn't see, and was blindly searching through my room. I finally got my eyes half open, and I looked in the mirror to see what was wrong with them. I could see that they were blood shot, and I could see in the mirror on my ceiling by the fan, was this wild and swift smoke that moved across the ceiling towards me. I freaked out and went downstairs to the dining room. The dining room was DE that it was my old house, but it looked mostly like my current dining room, with some minor touches here and there that hinted at the old house. There were a bunch of girls there, and I was explaining to them that there was a ghost in the house. Then I walked out onto the back porch and there was a lot of dudes that took off on their bicycles like it was this big tradition. I went to sit down at the table on the porch, and suddenly I was at the beach with Chrissy/Cassandra. I don't know exactly which one it was, and it may have been DE that it was both in the same body. We were watching videos on my phone, but I forget what they were, but they may have been the video I saw in my next dream.

I was in the room that had the chocolate machine in the closet. Now that I think about it, this room was a lot like the room I stay in at Dad's, except there was only one closet. There was only one bed in the middle of the room rather than two beds on both sides. I had my keyboard on the bed with me, and I think there was another machine there too. The keyboard was playing this extremely loud drone music, and it was fricken amazing, and I don't even like drone music. Then I looked at the TV, and there was this movie or something on. Ben Stiller was the main character, and the part I saw was that he was at the site of this big fire, and as he's walking, he comes up to Batman, and Ben Stiller was like, "Wait, but you're a good guy. What are you doing here?" Batman looked down at these pencils he had in his hands and said, "I was hoping the cameras would see..." It was like he needed the world to know that he can read and write like a big boy, and he was ashamed that he was doing such a selfish thing. Ben Stiller walked along a little more and came to an evil Batman, and said, "Wait, but you're the bad guy. What on earth are you doing here?" The evil Batman took one look at Ben Stiller and said something along the lines of, "BBLLLAARRRGGH!! I'm gonna kill everyone!" Or maybe it was, "BBLLAARARRRRGGHHH!!! I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!!"

And that was what I woke up with.

(This is an old dream, I just thought this would be a nice start)
(Oh, and I'm going to write these as stories rather than descriptions)


It was just an average day in school, except, it wasn't. It was an average night, but at school. So it was just another night at school. I was hanging with my friends, talking about random stuff, then there came a noise. Outside was about a thousand aliens, like the jakals from Halo's covenant all covered in purple armor. I ran out, for no reason, I just thought it would be fun to fight som aliens, so I did. I even started flying, even though it was a normal dream. I eventually got bored and flew back inside. Everyone was cowering in the cafeteria, lying down, shaking and whispering to eachother.

"Oh, come on!" I complained, only a few bothered to turn their heads.

The girl I liked at the time (as in I like someone else), let's call her: "W" (her name doesn't even have a W in it), anyways, she was lying with some random guy. He gave her his hat and they started kissing. Suddenly, an ogre with an apple for a head and a cape knocked down the door and everyone went running, except W and the random guy, they were still kissing (I don't think they ever stopped) The ogre shot fire and I got up to fight him. A rather....well, large, person ran by scraming on fire, throwing paper everywhere.

"Why?" said the ogre.

I simply shrugged and threw paper at him, which caught on fire as it left my hands. (unfortunately paper has a lot of air resistance, so it barely made it a foot away).

I ran out the cafeteria and into the basement, except it was the basement of my dad's house. I found Brett (my best friend) and we waited. It was only a few seconds before the ogre ran through the door. We went into the safe room, a white, finished room alone in the corner of my basement. The ogre followed. I found a container of apple juice and somehow figured it was flamable, so I threw it at the ogre and he errupted into flames.

After that, I'm pretty sure I went back upstairs and W was still kissing the random guy....but his hat was gone.

I know I call this recurring but I think I only had it twice. However it is one of the only two dreams I can think of that has ever happened more than once. This dream happened when I was a teenager both times within a few months from both times of dreaming it.

I was at home and my family was not there except for my grandfather who was on the deck (it was not my real grandfather but rather a man, slightly older than my father, who I had not recognized but knew him as my grandfather in this dream. All of my grandparents live on the other side of the country. The one that I "recognized" this man as is a very kind and loving grandfather.) In the dream he started throwing things at me. I ran away but he chased me around the backyard throwing hatchets at me. For some reason I stayed in the yard and he never ran out of hatchets. He did not even seem angry, more like he just did not like me and wanted to do this. I continued dodging his throws and wishing over and over that someone would come home to help me. That is all I remember really. I think there was more to it but I am not sure.

These are some of the dream signs I have discovered by going over my dream journal.

1. School (This is very common in my dreams and I graduated over three years ago.

2. Snakes (Usually a large number of them and all tiny. I am usually expected to take care of them but they escape and/or go all over the house.

3. The Girls (My two pretty bearded dragons. I often dream of them talking, being out of their home or being hurt unintentionally by me.

4. Strangers Wanting sex (Self explanatory really. I just often have horny strangers in my dreams.)

5. Kink (The sex is usually kinky.)

6.Losing her ( I used to dream every single night that my common-law wife left me, cheated on me, and did other extremely hurtful and scary things.

7. Video games (I often dream that instead of realizing I am dreaming, I am convinced I am in a video game. Because of this I have limited control and no fear of being harmed. It is sort of like lucid dreaming except that I am convinced that I am in a game.

Those are the main signs I have noticed so far. A big list? A small list? Please comment if you have any opinions on this. Thank you.

I'm in my room on the 5th floor. The room has a light blue light.

I am at the entrance of the room looking. To my right I have my bed, and to my left there´s a sofa, the sofa is like a kind of bed.
There lays three or four people, including A.

The other person is a woman who does not have more than 18 years old. It has medium brown skin and long black hair.

She has a nice body.

I start flirting with her and A laughs in approval.

I read a book that appears next to me, and on the book there´s the word "Lulullu" and I know that this is her name.
I begin to kiss her and I touch her lips with the tip of my tongue, she loves that and gives me a french kiss...

Suddenly she takes the blanket off her and decides to come to bed. A smiles and leaves the room.

Lulullu is in bed with me, she´s reading a purple paper, and she tells me in russian: "We may as well stay here until 2 in the morning doing nothing, or we can see the effects of an explosive sexual penetration ..." and he laughs mischievously for me.

I was at the beach, when suddenly people got attacked by a sharks. Everyone ran out of the water, but a couple people were floating around in the water, dead.
As everyone was out of the water, the sharks disappeared just as fast as they appeared. Some people tried to walk a tiny bit into the water. A big wave appeared, and this knowledge in my mind told me that it was the sharks returning as they could sense the humans in the water. One guy got mauled, and the rest stepped out of the water.
The sharks disappeared, and I now started jumping in and out of the water in some stupid way that I can't explain and would be physically impossible. A bigger wave of sharks was now on it's way, and I got out of the water.
As the sharks disappeared again, my mom now stepped into the water. She wanted to lure the sharks, and brace yourselves, a god damn tsunami of 10 meters height appeared. Everyone on the beach started running, but the tsunami caught up to us, slung us all to the top, then splashed us down by my previous school's stadium.

So I had a dream I was in my back yard doing some work, all of the sudden one of our neighbors that lives behind us, lassos me with a rope and starts to pull me toward him. I'm able to yell to my family, in which I see in the window, I'm actually able to tap the window to try to get there attention, it takes about 3 taps before they finally notice. Instead of coming to my aid my dad tells me to use my strength against him. I'm like "WHAT?!" so all of the sudden I have super human strength and I run like heck, he releases the rope and I'm able to get inside my house safely. Afterward my dad refuses to call 911 and says some mumbo jumbo about releasing hounds(we don't even have any dogs). Afterward I go to my moms bedroom and look out the window and I still see the man their, just standing their looking at the other window, staring at it. Afterward I look back and see my cat sleeping next to a turtle on the bed, I turn around again and see her sleeping somewhere else, I walk down the hall and shes sleeping in the hall, then all of the sudden shes sleeping in 5 places at once. Then I wake up.

I slept late today and had many dreams which I cant remember.

One involved a movie based on Oedipus Rex with Cartman from South Park playing the king, I remember commenting that he did a good job.

Another involved me talking to a professor about a research study I have been deliberating(I remember more of this so I'll discuss it)

I walk down to his desk after class, everyone is leaving the room. I say "Can I ask you a question Dr. Jones?" He responds "How can I answer that question with no?" this is his way of saying go ahead, he is a very open professor and has never turned down a question. I began telling him that I am considering running a hypothetical experiment about the effects of psychedelics in depression. I explain to him that there was a study conducted on LSD, which found it can treat depression(don't know if this is entirely true). I mention that there have only been a handful of studies and that this is a novel research area.
He is listening, interested and makes helpful comments throughout. I finally mention the difference between my study and previous ones, I intend to use a psychedelic which is found naturally in the human body, dimethyltyrptamine. I say "I want to use a psychedelic found in your body" and point to his chest, he suddenly gets a look of immense interest, but before I can explain the dream ends.

I had another fragment which I believe proceeded the false awakening. I remember that I had a party in my new apartment, it looked different(even though in reality the only difference is my room mate moved out). I walk into my room and pick up my phone, it says missed call and when I click on it it says "so many." As if I missed many calls and it can't display them all. It then flashes a message to connect to the computer to retrieve these missed calls. I vaguely remember searching around the room for the cable to connect it. Then

I hear a knocking, "Oh, that must be room mate coming to pick up his last few boxes." I get up in a hurry and am rushing towards the door, suddenly I realize that I'm not awake. Then I actually wake up.

Here's the strange thing, I knew he was coming to pick up the boxes, but about 20 minutes after this false awakening I actually heard a knocking on my door. Lo and behold it was my room mate, here to pick up the last boxes. It may be considered a dream foresight(I don't believe it), because it happened very shortly after the dream. More likely it was just a happy coincedence

10/23/11

DILD

Notes: I was really tired around 8:30 and I had an exam to study for so I decided to go to sleep ridiculously early and get up early to study. I ended up sleeping way later than I thought and had a ton of dreams. A few were lucid and this one, I remember, was pretty long. Unfortunately, I only remembered this little piece of it.

I was outside and it was dark. I made lightning strike some DCs that were standing by a wall. I followed that up with a meteor that came and obliterated everything. I tried to do both again and the lightning worked, however, the second meteor was really small and didn't do much damage.

10/21/11

SP

This occurred during a nap.

I was laying there and dozing off when I felt like I was close to SP. I focused and tried to roll out of my body. I felt my arms start to extend over my head, although I knew my real body was not moving. I tried to get out of bed and I started floating up a few feet. As I tried to open my dream eyes, I woke up. I tried it again and the same thing happened. This time I floated for awhile and started drifting across my room. But once I tried to stand up, I woke up again.

I was at a gamestore of some kind with my classmates and my language arts teacher. We looked at games for a while then my mom showed up to pick me up. I said I was fine she said that she'd come pick me up eventually then. After that I was standing next to some guy wearing a cowboy hat. He looked like he was racist, I don't know why. I guess my classmate could tell that I wasn't liking this guy very much so she said" he's fine he won't do anything to you.", then he poured all of the liquid out of his cup( It was half a cup of SPIT) onto my head. I ran out of the store so I could find my mother so she could take me home and I could get cleaned up. Halfway through the sprint back to my house I saw her truck. She was standing outside of it while it was in the middle of the road. I think she might've been in a wreck. I don't remember anything after that.

In this one me and my friend found a secret room on moon( the zombie map) and went in. There was no way out the door behind us locked and there were no weapons on the walls to help us. We died.

I was on a sidewalk with some kids from school and we found this wierd toy that looked familiar to us. It was small white and looked like a ripstick for chihuahuas. We tried riding it I was the most succesful.

10/28/11
Non-Lucid
I had this dream where I was about to leave my Biology Class, but I’m transferred in a different scenario. The room was like an art studio.



My Biology teacher was going to cry, so I go up to her and hugged her. Then she pushed me aside and told me to just go already. I just use the momentum of almost falling and dashed towards to a DC. I ignored the fact that I bumped into him.



Then when I’m going down stairs, this same DC moves like the speed of light, and it’s this big black steroid guy going “I’mma hit you boy…..bkgjaksjanb” and I was like “No, don’t hit me!”



He was about to punch me but I dodged it and can’t remember much after that.


Then I’m trying to get my laptop in my room, and I see this girl who is the sister of these children I hated in waking life. It started getting darker, and she just stares at me so earnestly. I try to move closer to her to see what’s wrong, but she just comes at me and I get scared for some reason.



I think I woke up in waking life, so I attempted a DEILD, and then I had another dream where I was in bed. Basically there was this program like in the Matrix that helped me get lucid. I see a box and it came really fast and went to the nearest outlet and plugged in. One of the extensions just jacked into the side of my neck or the back of it.



Then we’re in this environment that looks like that 1800s. Morpheus has a weapon and we go up and we’re near some person’s house. Two people advance from us, and I followed them, and I see an old man come out and ran like crazy because I was worried he was going to shoot me. Morpheus was able to deal with the old man and run too. He was even laughing.



The old man goes blabbering like “raaaaaaawr rawr rawr rawr.”



Then I’m running in this black track, and I see some random DC on the right, and I decided to put up two middle fingers at him. I don’t know why, but I just kept going. He looked like a hillbilly.

The area had a lot of trees. Then the dream goes random. I’m a squirrel probably and I was collecting nuts in the jungle.



These big peaches come rolling towards the direction I was going, so I had to dodge them.



Then some voices said something about me thinking I was the hardest working animal. Then some parrot said something that getting peaches is hard for me.



Then the monkey comes in and says he works the hardest because of the bananas he had to collect. The whole scene turns into a commercial and it fades away.

Then this girl I knew from waking life who was mean to guys after some incident in the dream where she was forced to go to some military school and get her hair shaved off. She decided to get drunk with some guy and they went into a room and closed her eyes to let the guy have her way with her.



Then the girl turns into a blonde, and she has sex with the guy. They were doing it over a window from a house two stories high.

Then people started to see her when she had sex, but then it looked as if I had sex with her. The walls had a yellow color to it in her room. She was looking a mirror of herself and it fades away.

Then I’m just walking in this huge restaurant with huge sections, and it was combined with grocery stores. I see this girl who was my Chemistry Tutor in waking life. She saw me and turns her head quickly as if she was trying to avoid me. I was riding something, maybe a bicycle.



Then I had to go to the bathroom to do my business, but someone else was with me that I saw who was a cook in a restaurant I go to occasionally. And we’re just doing some random things, like staring at the toilet.

WTF?

Insomnia sucks.