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25.09.2011

Morph into the God Phoenix! (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up in the early morning and told myself I wanted to have a nice lucid dream.

I was walking in a big field. I was away from home and from the busy civilization.

I turned lucid spontaneously. The dream went crystal clear. As usual, I took a flight to make sure the dream was stable. It was a very hot day and the sky was dark blue. Not one single cloud. I could feel the heat from the sun beams in my face... I really enjoyed this flight until I saw a young dark haired female DC.

She approached at me and asked me to take a flight with her. We did take a flight, and suddenly, we appeared right in front of a castle. The castle looked medieval, so I figured we could have time traveled.

As we approached the castle, the sky got darker, until it was night. The entrance of the castle had a regular door, instead of the huge hatches castles have. When we entered, I saw a big bazaar. There was a lot of stuff to sale, the aisles were very tight. But I did not focus on this. There was a battle going on within the gardens of the castle.

I wanted to join the fight, but not in human form. I thought it would be cool if I morphed into a phoenix. I realized that morphing is not my big thing in a dream, and turning into a whole phoenix could be kind of hard.

I visualized flames around me and wings. Suddenly, I saw myself as a phoenix. I was flying over the gardens. These had a big pool in the very middle and I could see my reflection.







I then visualized fire coming out from my body into the soldiers. I saw right away all the soldiers runing in dispair. I could see they were in flames. I also saw how the gardens were burning down and even, some flames were in the pool, still burning.

After a few minutes, I found myself running out of fire, but I could lit myself up again.

A while later, when no more soldiers were running around, I found myself in my regular body.

After that, I had some plot with a lady and trying to have sex, without lucidity, and with little recall from here.

I wasn’t necessarily in a first person mode with this dream. Not sure how that happens.
This one is comprised of a couple of dreams. First one, starts with a briefing like a mission briefing, there’s a woman there with men in suits. They are obviously from some form of agency of some kind, but it’s not clear if they are law enforcement. They explain a mission which I cannot remember, and they send a woman to tail/get info from/kill/sleep with a man. He has some kind of importance, and the details of her preparation of fuzzy, but I remember flashes of images that I can’t put words too. Finally he gets there, and she has many different objects, sticks, two katana, and ropes. The man is intrigued and seems to be expecting her. They begin their business and a pretty raunchy sex scene takes place. First he’s in control, taking her clothes off and then finally his own. He bends her over and they begin having sex until. Eventually she gets up and sits him on a chair, ties him up with his arms spread with the sticks. She places the katana between his back and the stick to make him stand up straight and uncomfortable. She then searches for something, finds what she needs, and takes the other katana and runs him through with it. Yeah strange, but I never remember being in the first person with any character. Never had a dream like that.

The second dream takes place in a car. My dad drives down the high way, and my sister is sitting up front with him. We start talking about things we don’t like about this particular town. Apparently Courtney my girlfriend is there for work now, and there’s also a college there that paige is thinking about going too…But it’s a tiny, terrible, conservative college. I start explaining things I don’t like about this place and my dad gets frustrated with me. Thinks I’m too liberal when I started explaining that all the prejudice and hatred towards non Christian people is bad here. Also trying to get paige to not sell herself short and apply to a larger institution.

i miss my epic dreams... anyway.

Pool

I vaguely remember being in a pool with a girl i know... we are in the water leaning against the edge and making out.

Why wasn't I lucid

I was in a wierd dreamscape that was curved with gravity on the edge. so you could like walk on the side of it and not fall or upside down... that's how the gravity was. I am doing High jumps all over this structure, flying and then landing on one foot and then propelling off again. I land where there's a small place where people can stand. There's a woman that I recognize from my childhood. We wave at one another and then I propell off again to do more jumping.

Getting back at her

for some reason I am mad at the girl from the first dream. I'm sitting on a couch with nomad... the place is dark. not sure wierd party atmosphere maybe. And he's asking for the girls phone number because he wants to call her and fuck with her. I'm not sure why but I refuse.

The dream speeds up to being in a wierd public place like a unisex bathroom. I am hanging off of this Tan girl. I am thinking remembering back that it's really nomad. We are trying to make the other girl jealous. I remember walking past her with me hanging on to the tan girl. The girl makes a point NOT to look at us but judging by her expression she clearly saw it.

I was at some audition thing for piano and people were sporadically playing their instruments some coach was our band director. I remember fighting someone for who would go next in line to audition. The audition room was a big gray room. I was told I didnt practice enough. My mom passed Me with my Bb harmonica and I started playing a song. I think the song was the andy Griffith theme. Our band director said he was gonna quit teaching ball. There was another pianist who was playing a song as though she was reading a sheet music. It was a beginner song they told me only the beginners are playing. The scene where I was fighting for who was next in line also had a button to hear the person inside auditioning. We could already hear the person so when he pressed the button, it turned the sound off, so I told him to push it again. I saw someone walking with my piano. A black guy I think. And it was in a case I told him I would take it to my car. (for the record these are all directly copied and pasted from my actual dream journal, which is why these are all so disoriented in grammar)

Continued from: Dreams change - A stay at an ice hotel on another world - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I can hear voices. They are very gentle voices whispering unknown names.
I feel like I'm floating.
Am I in SP? Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming within the dream?
I try to open my eyes but I can't.
I can't feel my eyes, in fact, I can't feel my body at all.
But I remain calm, I'm not worried at all.
I like the whispering voices, they are so calm.

Once of the voices gradually becomes louder:

"Wake up sleepy head!"

Huh? what? My eyes finally open.
Yuya is leaning over me.

"You weren't kidding when you told me you were a deep sleeper."
"How late is it? It feels way too early to get up."
"Does it matter? You do realize that you're technically asleep anyways yes?"

Huh? ... oh... OH!

I get our of bed.

"I forgot."
"Of course... don't forget to breathe. "

I don't get that she's making fun of me at first, and think about whether I have to breathe or not.
As soon as I get out of bed I realize how cold it still is.
I realize that I'm still in the same bedroom as before, but the thought is very vague and in the back of my head.

I start rubbing my hands instinctively.

"Cold?"
"No... I'm... stabilizing?"
"Does the dream seem unstable to you?"

I can literally feel everything.

"No."
"Then stop rubbing your hands and let's do something productive, alright? "
"Yes... how about we go somewhere... a bit less cold?"
"It's an interesting experience for sure, but I think I've had enough of it."
"Haha, alright, let's go to the other side of the planet, I think you're gonna prefer it over there."

She does the bubble teleport trick again. I have no idea how it works, but it is very quick.

We end up in a new location. It feels a bit dark at first, but my eyes quickly adapt.
In fact I very quickly acquire the surreal version I've experienced quite a few times in my dreams.
The landscape looks amazing!



Everything is sort of dark, yet anything that emits light is so colorful and bright.
The contrast between things is extreme.

"There's a small village right over there."

We're walking towards it slowly, I'm in no hurry.
I really enjoy just being here. Everything is so beautiful,
the temperature is just right, and there's a nice breeze of fresh air.

I take a closer look at Yuya as we walk along this path, discussing random things.
My vision is so good, I can see the pores on her skin.
She's so beautiful...

"Are you staring?"
"Err... it's... for science!"
"Haha... you monster. "

The portal reference amuses me.

We have to cross a bridge before entering.
There's a few funny looking animals floating in the sky above the bridge.
They all look like they belong in the sea rather than the sky, but they're interesting to look at nevertheless.



Everything is so colorful. I really love it when I have this surreal vision.
I should focus on it more often.

We finally enter the village.
It is inhabited by humanoids.
I've met their kind before, they're very similar to humans, except they are in some kind of symbiosis with plants.
You can see it very clearly if you look at their hair, because it's intermixed with plants growing out of their heads.
It looks kinda cool. Some of them also have wings.



We sit down at a bar out in the open. It's a really nice evening.
I suddenly realize that even though I'm always intrigued and amazed by these alien creatures,
I never actually talk to them.
It's time to change that.
There's a women sitting with us at the bar, why not talk to her?

"Hey, I'm Hyu, nice to meet you!"

Well, that might have been a bit formal.
She looks at me curiously.

"Hey! What species are you?"
"I'm human."
"Ooh, interesting! Spirit or dreamer?"
"I'm dreaming."

Oh wait, that's right. I AM dreaming.
Well, I guess I haven't really forgotten, I just haven't thought about it for some time.

"So, what do you do?"
"What do you mean?"
"In waking life, what do you do?"
"I err..."

Yuya looks at me funny.

"He's programming computer games."
"Oh, what's that?"

I'm not sure how to explain, but I can feel Yuya's thoughts,
which make it quite clear that all 3 of us could simply share our thoughts and
my explanations would make perfect sense.

So I proceed to explain what computer games are, and what programming them involves.
I'm really surprised by how well she understands everything, she is super excited to hear
about virtual games from another world.
Yuya becomes rather interested as well and we end up discussing what I am currently working on.

I talk about quadtree terrain, tesselation, atmospheric scattering, all sorts of things,
and everything makes perfect sense to them.
Even though I find some of the topics rather difficult, because they're rather new to me,
I am able to explain everything perfectly.
This is a lot more difficult in waking life.
Explaining what a quadtree is, and why it's useful for terrain is usually enough to fuck with people's minds.

Yuya and the other girl keep asking questions about computer games.
I try to show both of them a few games by projecting memories of playing them into their minds.
I end up showing them a few images from Portal, and they find the game concept amazing.
Logic puzzles seem to be very popular in the dream world.

After some time I feel the dream drifting away.
That's really unfortunate, I'm enjoying myself a lot.
I can't seem to prevent it by willpower though, and I'd feel stupid spinning around.

"Aww... I'm waking up..."

The words don't really leave my mouth, they just echo in my mind.
I wake up...

It's only after a few seconds that I realize how long this dream lasted.
My mind must be playing tricks on me, because combined with the last dream,
this felt like it lasted for at least half a day easily.

I had a dream I was standing in a tall building there were other people there none that I could recognize..
I am standing there having I guess a conference because it was a huge office and we all were dressed in business clothes.. I feel the floor shake and look towards the window ..
I see other buildings waving violently around and I look down seeing the floor was bending out of shape from the pressure.. I panic and everyone in the office huddles together and we are trying to find a way out.. the whole building tilts over and slams into the ground. We all are digging our way out..
Scene switches and I am looking out the window I can see the open sea to my left and in front of me is a big mountain and a cliff to my right.. I look past these mountains and see more just behind them.. I smile it was a breathtaking view.. I turn to my right and see just as far as I could see a grey long mist hanging over the water.. it was lined on the horizon but it wasn't there before and I could see the dark shadow line take breaks but to show up seconds later.. I look down and see a beach but it was like a small beach inclosed by these tall mountains and cliff..
I see an elderly man with a walker go towards the beach and move himself close to wet his feet.. I look to my right again and see a huge wave... it stood tall about the water.. green and blueish light baby colors.. I bang on the glass trying to get the man's attention but he couldn't hear me.. I the tide moved in and only when the first wave knocked him to the floor he realized what had happen and tried to escape but the waves slammed against him too strong and fast each getting more bigger and violent touching the sides of this cliff..
He disappears and next I see this woman blonde hair and in a black tank looking frantically around.. I opened the window and told her to get out of there.. how the waves were violent.. she too ignores me and sure enough the waves slammed on her tossing her against the rocks.. it was horrible.. and sure enough the waves and sea engulfed the mountains..
We were told to stay were we were.. and they put the news on I couldn't understand what the woman was saying there was no sound coming from the t.v. Some heavy set man walks over he is wearing a white dress suit and beige pants.. tells us in the room a Volcano in Hawaii erupted and cannot be stopped.. earthquakes and floods were happening all over. People started to cry..
I woke up.

I neglected my online DJ quite a bit. :/
I'll try to update it more regularly again.


I'm walking around my room when I suddenly spot an owl sitting on the frame of a window leading outside.
I get a déjà-vu feeling. This doesn't come as too much of a surprise though, this very thing happened today in waking life.
(It did, I actually managed to film him for a minute or so. )


I am dreaming.
The owl flies away as I approach the window. That's kind of unfortunate, I wanted to pet it.
Looking outside the window I notice that everything looks rather weird.
For one, the colors are off, but the shapes of the trees don't seem to be correct either.
Everything looks close to it's waking life counterpart, but at the same time, it couldn't be more different.

This is kind of weird, and I decide to jump out of the window to investigate.
I don't feel the impact of landing at all, the dream probably isn't very stable.
I start rubbing my hands, to get some feeling into my dream body.
As I do this I notice that the whole sky changes.
Huh? this is odd.
It suddenly starts to snow, even though there are no clouds in the sky, and it doesn't really feel that cold?

Just as I think that, I can suddenly feel the icy breeze. What the heck?
I decide to take my shirt off, to feel the cold even more strongly to hopefully further stabilize the dream.
This has worked once in the past, it might work again.
Unfortunately it doesn't really strengthen my senses though.
I can still feel the coldness, but the feeling is quite dull.
The colors aren't very vivid either, and rubbing my hands doesn't feel right.

I turn around and notice that my house is gone.
This dream isn't stable at all, this isn't working.
I decide to try something I have thought of a few times.
I will wake myself up, then try to DEILD and hopefully end up in a more stable dream.
I close my eyes and wait for a bit, focusing on not opening my eyes.

I wake up within seconds, and my eyes open just a tiny bit before I'm able to stop.
After some light flashing, which I don't really think about, I seem to fall back asleep.

I'm not entirely certain that I have begun dreaming yet, but I open my eyes anyways.
Yep, definitely dreaming!
I get up and rub my hands again, this time it feels much more realistic.
Great! I summon my phoenix wings and teleport to Teraluna, hoping to meet up with Yuya.


After meeting up we stroll over the local market, discussing random things.
I end up telling her about the dream I had previous to this one.

"Something has changed, my dreams feel different..."
"How so?"
"Colors for example. My dreams used to be dominated by cold colors, but they aren't anymore."
"Then there's coldness, I have only recently started to experience dreams where I was cold."
"Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike it at all, but for some reason it feels so weird."
"Haha, don't worry about it, your perception can change over time, it's perfectly natural."

"Yeah... if only the cold would feel remotely as enjoyable in waking life."
"You really seem to enjoy it in dreams, you've mentioned it before."
"Hey, wanna go visit the temple of ice on Twi'jur?"
"Uuh... sure, why not?"

I'm a bit worried that I won't make the transition to a new place without waking up.
This dream has been going on for some time now.
I try to suppress that thought though, it won't do me any good.

Yuya performs some sort of trick to create a teleportation bubble.
It's the first time I'm seeing it, she usually draws portals.


We end up inside a big room, which reminds me of an hotel reception.
I shiver from the cold... this place is completely made out of ice!



I wonder if ice hotels look anything like this in waking life... well, probably not.
We start walking up a spiral staircase, which is made out of ice as well.
The ice is very clear and you can see through the stairs.
My feet start hurting really bad from walking on the ice barefoot.
It really burns. I wanted to ignore it at first, but it just becomes too painful over time.

I decide to channel a tiny bit of energy into my feet, to heat them up.
I can feel a tiny layer of ice melting under my feet, and the pain immediately goes away.

"Try not to melt the whole place down, yes?"
"Haha, no worries."

Thinking about it, Yuya doesn't seem cold at all.
We reach a higher level of the building we're in, which is a lot more lively than it was downstairs.
There are different kind of humanoid creatures walking and flying around.
I spot many fairy type creatures with ice wings.
I'm assuming that they're the natural inhabitants of this place.



We stop at some kind of shop... they're selling ice creams, sweet!
It seems like you can only get a single scoop of ice cream at a time.
Yuya and I both get one.
She's sort of staring at me, waiting for me to eat my ice cream which I find a bit weird.
I decide to do something funny and put the whole thing in my mouth with a single bite.

"What... what are you doing?"

I realize I can't swallow, it's too big.
But I know just what to do, I channel some energy into my mouth, melting the ice cream, and swallow everything at once.
It was still quite a bit colder than I anticipated though.
I get a massive brain freeze, it hurts so much that my vision blacks out for a second.

"Haha, what are you doing? You don't learn, do you?"
"Nope. This is the correct way of eating ice cream, I insist! "

We did something after that, but I cannot recall what it was.

It's getting late and we're both tired.
Fortunately this seems to be an hotel and we get a room for the night.
To my disappointment, the bed is made out of ice as well.
Sure, there are some cloth covers over it, but this is going to be a cold night.
It's probably going to be uncomfortably hard as well.

"I can't promise that I'm not going to melt through this during the night."
"Haha, please don't do that, I don't want to drop into the room below us midnight."
"That would be quite awkward... but insanely hilarious."
"No doubt, I still suggest you keep your firey spells to a minimum."
"Alright alright. "

Sharing a bed doesn't feel uncomfortable anymore.
I remember that it felt really awkward the first few times after I started inducing lucid dreams,
but for some reason it abruptly stopped.
I'm much more confident around Yuya, I like it.

The bed isn't as uncomfortable and as cold as I thought it would be.
Still, I'd prefer it do be warmer.
My vision quickly starts blacking out.
No wonder, it feels like this dream has lasted for hours, there's no way I can keep it up for longer...

Continued: http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/hyu/...r-games-24512/

Kumara's Dreams

I hate to even post these...I'm embarrassed about being stuck in my head!


My sister's new place and distressed little me

I am visiting the new place my sister and BIL (the one I like) just bought. They purchased a huge old building that used to be a church (now that I think of it, I may have dreamed of this building before). It's huge and empty, and she's telling me about their design plans.

I am in another room now, and there are two beds against the wall behind me. I feel like I'm a young child. I have a "pallet" to sleep on, on the floor, which looks like a black yoga mat. I turn away, then back again and when I look again there is a bed (the bed I've been wanting, I think) that is on top of my sleeping mat. I feel distress and start crying, I don't like that I've been displaced and that this girl just put her bed on top of my mat without talking to me.
I ask her to please move it somewhere else...maybe upstairs. Someone says there isn't an upstairs but I counter that I'm pretty sure there is. I cry some more and say, "I'm the child of an alcoholic and I don't like my routines to be upset."


Frances Dick and a box of dimes
I am sitting at a small round table, with a woman to my right and a man to my left. They both give a calm, professional vibe.
I am utterly in love with the man on my left. I am noticing how gentle and kind he is.
I am also noticing that we are actors, playing parts in a play that maybe the man had written. The woman says to me, "So you put yourself at the mercy of the court?" and I respond, "Mercy." I maybe signed something then, and our deal was done.
I continued to focus on the man and how good I felt to be with him. I said to myself, "I am totally in love with this character!" at which point I reminded myself...it's the CHARACTER I'm in love with, I don't really know this guy at all.

His name was floating through my mind...Dick. Francis Dick or Phillip K. Dick?
I kept reminding myself FIRMLY that it was Francis...I thought..."Francis Dick, the guy who writes about horses...NOT Phillip K. Dick, who is a sci-fi writer".
(I looked him up this morning and found a Dick Francis who writes mystery novels that feature racehorses, I've never read them but I am certain I have seen his books in stores before).

From there I'm in a room, some stuff I don't remember, then I decide I need to take a shower. I walk outside, apparently thoroughly confused, because I walk down a dark street, stop at a ditch and start to take my clothes off. After my clothes are off I realize there is no shower, and try to put my clothes back on or cover myself but now my clothes are very tiny and don't fit, and the towel I keep trying to cover myself with is more like a washcloth.

I find a box out by the ditch, and I remember there is a small box inside that has something that looks like a blue pincushion on top, only it is plastic and there is a compartment for each pin. Underneath, the box is full of dimes. I decide to keep them. I'm pretty sure the stuff was meant to be given away, which is why it was by the curb.

A girl comes by to help me pick up my stuff. I'm frustrated that I can't get my clothes on and now I seem to have a whole bunch of stuff that I don't remember having before, like my lunch cooler, that is falling all over the place.
I notice a woman stepping onto her front porch behind me, the porch lights come on and she lets two small dogs out onto her front lawn.
I think we finally get my stuff together to get going, and I'm thinking about the box of dimes and whether I should take it...I reassure myself that the box was put by the curb because it was meant to be given away.

This dream fragment was rather strange. All I remember is making some sort of bathrobe with old pyjamas. I remember specifically taking a strip of my pyjamas to make the belt of the bathrobe, but that's about it...

I remembered another dream fragment. I was walking beside a girl that I think I may be interested in We were walking beside each other when I felt her arm slide around my lower back, and we stopped walking. She turned to face me with a big silly grin on her face, and I couldn't help but return a wider, sillier grin. Suddenly she said, "Come on!" she said something else about taking me somewhere or showing me something, but I can't remember.

There's so much more to this dream but I just couldn't remember, I shouldn't of went back to sleep after waking up after this dream.

9/25
I was sent to jail for some reason, except when I got there it wasn't bad at all, it was weird, the entrance into the jail looked like a typical jail, the doorways were barred and the windows sealed shut, but once you got into the jail, it was sort of like some kind of hotel type deal. I vaguely remember a check-in desk of some sort and the whole building consisted of living areas with couches and tv's but on the outskirts of the living areas there were rooms, which is where everyone slept. Now the details are out of the way, I remember something happened and like, a dictator was taking over the whole government and everything outside of the jail was going to hell. I remember thinking that I was glad to be in jail at this time. Me and my friend were hanging out near the front lobby looking outside, I remember images of like a caved in highway system and buildings on fire. I remember asking a guard where everyone is and he said they were all on a break. So I looked out to the distance and I just see a huge swarm of people sprinting to us. It took a minute but then I somehow just knew that every night there was a frenzy to who gets the rooms, the first to a room gets it. So I turn around and sprint. I remember not really knowing the layout of the building so I ran aimlessly and I see a couple of kids from my school get into the rooms I was heading for. And that pretty much ends it, the next thing I know I'm awake in my bed.

We were being chased by someone, or something. We were in a desert location, when we suddenly heard the voice of the guy chasing us. It reminds me of David the Animorph. We found a mech unit starting up under a cave, and we ran. To my left, I saw a narrow but deep canyon. I thought of jumping and morphing into a bird and fly away, but then, we heard the guy said that one of us was hurt, because he used a weapon that weakens lovers.

We continued running, and then he was after us. We turned into birds to try and fly away, and thought that instead of flying over the canyon, we should fly upwards instead. He kept on aiming a huge cannon at us with his mobile mech, but we were able to gather enough power to fly up, up, up in the clouds, until he's no longer visible. I recall thinking I (or one of us) is a falcon, and I asked if one has an eagle morph. We landed in a forest, and found other Animorphs there. We planned our next move.

I was in a mall. I was trying to reach someone, or a couple, but they were too fast. I tried jumping over down the stairs to reach them, but they seem to be avoiding me. Then I told them who I am. And they were doubting. It seems I don't look who I really am. I told them proofs, such as facts about me that few know, and they finally believed me, but they were confused.

We were trying to catch the train.

I was in a jeep. I was in a supermarket.

24/09/2011

Non-Lucid Dream Semi-Lucid Dream Lucid Dream

Fragment 1 - I'm a hooded figure, running through a medieval landscape. I find a portal in the ground with a green flame growing out of it, and I somehow figure out that if I access this portal, my "swordplay" skills will increase. I access it, and find myself transported to a kind of stable with a room for training in it. As I prep up for the training session, I see another person get injured while they fight. Ignoring this, I hop into the training place and begin fighting. Surprisingly, I find that the new move I am trying to learn, that is, a "stabbing" motion with my sword, is incredibly easy to perform. I quickly outsmart my opponent, and fight them to the point of death. Upon killing them, I am informed that I was not supposed to go all the way, I was only supposed to subdue them. Like a video game, I somehow "reset" the dream and go back to the beginning of the training session. Again, I perform the move, but this time I do not kill my opponent, who is a young woman. Upon succeeding in my training session, I am transported back outside to where I found the green portal, and the dream then fades away.

Fragment 2 - I'm in my room, but the layout is slightly different. I'm playing a game of Monopoly with Nick M and my sister. My sister rolls the dice and gets a 3 or 4, so she moves her piece to that location on the board. However, the square that she lands on has two different properties on it. A small one, and a normal sized one. She buys the small one and places a house on it. When I roll, I get a 3 or 4 as well, so I land on the same square. I decide to then buy the bigger property, so I buy it and place a yellow hotel on it. For some reason, I then roll the dice again. When I roll, the two dice seem to divide into 4 dice each. Four of the dice add up to 18, and so do the other four. Interestingly, I conclude that this equals 18+18=64, and I proceed to move 64 places around the board. I'm then distracted by a noise outside of my window. My two friends Jack and Jonah and a few other people are outside yelling into the darkness. This makes me feel odd. I yell out with them, but as far as I can remember, they don't notice me. The dream then fades away.

1) Low lucidity LD involving staring into this girls eyes (i thought she was a member at DV)

2) I was in my hometown and there was a big religious parade. The leader of the parade was glorifying himself as a messenger of jesus christ in a way i found offensive to life itself. so, i took the piss out of him.
can't remember what i actually said but at one point he cracked and yelled:

"YOU! stop saying funny things and then i will find them amusing"

Me: "but you admit you find them funny"

the crowd laughed and the dream faded.''

3) Me and my flatmate had a scooter race. felt like i was going like 200km. A corner came up and he turned but i lost control and was thrown off. when this happened i left my body and saw myself crashing in front of me.

I had a long dream which I do not remember anything from, except that I was standing in my backyard. I looked over the crop field hill, then realized I was dreaming and became lucid. I wanted to get over the hill, so I took off and flew like a professional at a high speed and full control. A small moment after I came over the hill I opened my eyes though.
Kinda interesting actually. As I opened my eyes, I saw the dream disappear with the eyelids, as if it was some movie and you saw the person open their eyelids from their own point of view. I'm not sure if it was a false awakening..