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March 28, 2011
Lucid Dream 205: The Biggest Mack of Them All
Series: A Galaxy Not So Far Away, Episode 1
DILD
around 7:00pm



I am in my old town house. Me and Cliff are passing a bong. I was playing around on the old rocking arm chair we used to have. I leaned to far and flipped it. I got up and examined the chair. One of the springs seemed to be broken off. I asked Cliff if he thought it was broken and he said it was. I was a little pissed at myself for breaking the chair. Cliff said he would fix it. He then grabbed the string from the window blinds and stretched it over to the chair. He attempted to tie it around the chair, but he also toppled over it. He crashed into the nearby table and smashed the lamp that was sitting on it. I looked at the window blinds and they were torn all to pieces as well. I told Cliff, "I think we should just leave the chair as it is." He agreed. We walked outside and got into his car.

I was now driving on the edge of a huge wasteland. It resembled a mix between a landfill type garbage dump and a construction area. I saw several cars driving slowly over and around the heaps of construction and garbage. I got in behind one and attempted to follow. A bulldozer suddenly crossed in front of me and blocked my path. The driver looked pissed and shouted, "What the hell are you doing?" I looked around and noticed about 5 more bulldozers, but no cars driving through the wasteland. As I looked around, I instantly became lucid. I jumped out the car and shouted to the driver of the dozer, "She is all yours!" The guy smiled and then slammed into the car. Me and Cliff stood there for a moment and he asked, "So what should we do?" I began looking around for something interesting.

I noticed a small elf like figure in the distance. I thought, "Is that...." Cliff interjected, "Its Yoda!" I got excited and said, "Dude, lets go talk to Yoda!" We sprinted across the wasteland and approached Yoda. I half shouted, "Yoda! What are you doing?" Yoda replied, "Ah...Master Yoshi! Waiting for the clones, I am." I asked him if he was referring to the clone army and he let out a soft chuckle. I asked him if he had anything philosophical to tell me. He held out his arm and a holographic menu appeared in the air. I noticed it was a list of lucid dreaming techniques. I moved his hand down and clicked on "DILD." He began reading along with the information that appeared, "DILD involves a hippopotamus, it does. Wanted to be what he was not, he did. The stripes of the zebra on himself he painted." I interrupted him and said, "Yoda. Have you been watching Along Came Polly?" Yoda responded, "Wise you are master Yoshi." I noticed his eyes were really red, so I asked him if he had any intergalactic weed. He then pulled out a baggy of technicolored weed that was glowing like neon lights. I took a moment to stabilize as yoda rolled a blunt. I was afraid my excitement would wake me up.

Yoda had finished the blunt which had now turned into a joint. The joint was in the shape of a swan. Yoda squinted and do some weird hand motions and the joint came alive and flew over to my mouth. I took a hit and heard sleigh bells jingling in my ears. I now noticed that the ground was covered in snow. I looked around and noticed I was now in a winter wonderland. Yoda was nowhere to be seen. I turned and entered a nearby building. I walked up a set of stairs and across a hallway. I could heard the sound of a hundred footsteps around the corner. I rounded the corner and found myself looking down a flight of stairs. There were like one hundred girls walking up the stairs. All of them were the exact same girl and wore the exact same outfit (white short shorts with a colored stripe, colored knee high leather boots, and a white v cut top that looked like it was vinyl). The only difference was, each girl had different colored shorts stripes, boots, and hair. I heard them talking about Yoda, so I followed them out of the building. Yoda was back in his previous spot and the girls were draped all over him. He pulled out his cane and yelled, "Time to move hoes!" He then began smacking them in the ass with his cane and herding them like they were sheep. The dream started to fade as they walked away. I managed to clear it up, but as soon as I re-entered the building, I woke up.

Series Details
Lucid Dreaming with a little Star Wars twist is what you get with the dream series, "A Galaxy Not So Far Away." Stay tuned for more entries to the series.

March 23, 2011
Lucid Dream 203: The First Blow
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 7
around 2:00pm
DILD



I'm in my kitchen with Chris R and he is packing a bowl. I watch him hit the odd looking device and I proceeded to do the same. It looked like one of those small, square dental floss dispensers that you get after a visit to a dentist. The top was opened, weed stuffed inside, it was fired up, the top closed and you hit it from the bottom of the device. You carb the weed by opening and closing the top lid. I got a monster hit out of the tiny device and was straight f***ed up. We were now outside standing at the corner of the road. We were in my neighborhood at the top of my hill. There is a large fenced-in field on one side of the road. Me and Chris are taking turns hitting the strange floss dispenser when I noted a truck driving up through the field. The truck smashes through the pathetic wooden fence and stops on the side of the road. Zac R hops out, bong in hand, and we began passing it around.

Another car pulls up. Cliff and Jess get out. Jess looks mad about something as she walks toward us. I say hello and she greets me with a swift kiss. She then walks down the road in anger. Cliff walks up and I immediately hand him the bong. I ask, "What was that all about?" He told me she was still pissed about the previous ordeal. In the dream I understood what he meant, now I have no clue. I now noticed everybody was dressed up in prom-like clothing. Cliff looked down the road and said, "Yup, its about time we head in for the ball." I told everyone to meet me in my room in an hour and I would have the bong already packed. We all walked down the hill and into my castle. Once I entered, I became lucid.

My castle had grown quite a bit since the last time. I was in a long red carpeted hallway. There was a door on my immediately left that lead into a large dining hall. I peaked in. The main lights were dimmed and candles were placed on the rows and rows of tables. There was some sort of celebration going on that resembled a fancy ball/prom. I decided to familiarize myself with the new castle design. I walked to the end of the long hallway and descended a flight of stairs down to the ground floor. There was a double door on my left that led into the same dining hall I had peaked in before. To my right the path curved around the wall to reveal an extremely fancy indoor pool in the center. If you walked passed the top of the pool, there was a door that lead to two connected rooms. One was empty and one was a guest bedroom. I exited this room and flew across the pool. There was a bath/sauna on the right and left of the pool. I flew back across the pool, up the stairs and back to where I started.

The hall curved from where I entered the castle and continue in the opposite direction of the dining hall/stairs/pool. I opened a door and found myself in the grand hall. I walked passed the main entrance to the stairs on the other side. I went up three flights of stair to the fifth floor. This was where my room was (I just knew). I entered and decided to change clothes because I was wearing a jersey. I put on a suit, but couldn't find any pants. I just wore my boxer briefs with the suit jacket and tie. I walked back down to the main hall. There was a butler at the door and I shouted, "Hey George! Off the next man that walks through the door, $500 for his pants." He nodded his head and I entered a nearby room. There were a group of people with a map of the castle trying to locate the dining hall. I decided not to help them and exited the room.

George was pinned against the wall and tied up by some sort of blue magical netting. Security guards were helping him out when I heard George say, "Lord Seymour Guado attacked me when I offered him money for his pants!" I walked into a different room and the same group of people from before were looking at a map. I decided to help them and told them to follow me. I lunged forward about to take flight and one of the group members, an attractive brunette, grabbed me my the hair and pulled me out of the air. She said, "Not right now...it isn't safe." I wondered what the hell she meant, but decided to heed her advice. I took them to dining hall. I sat down next to the brunette and she noticed I didn't have any pants on. She told me to follow her and she would get me some pants. I figured, why not.

She lead me to the guest bedroom. She said, "If we get you some pants on, you will be able to dance with me." I replied, "Or we can leave the pants off, forget about dancing, and let me show you some moves in here." I leaned in and we began kissing. She pulled away and I undressed her. She had large breasts to say the least. We began floating in the air and I realized that we were actually underwater. She was amazed when I told her that we were dreaming. I performed oral on her for a few moments and she did the same. I decided not to go all the way because the dream was so incredibly vivid at the moment (didn't want to mess that up). I carried her over to the bed and laid her down. I told her I had to attend the ceremony and I would be back.

I flew through the castle and found a door that lead to the backyard area. There were people gathered all around the large fountain in the back. There were sparklers and fireworks going off everywhere. Suddenly, there was a swooping sound and a cloaked figure was standing atop the fountain. He removed his hood to reveal a man with a red/orange goatee. His eyes were solid black and his voice silenced the crowd, "This is our world, dreamer! Everyone here, shall die!" All the fires/candles.light sources went out and it was pitch black dark. I heard people screaming and the sound of blades clashing with stone. I felt around the ground and found a tree limb. I immediately turned and blocked, what seemed to be, a keyblade. I pushed whoever it was back, and focused on the sky. I rose the moon from the horizon and it was massive. It provided plenty of light and I could see chaos everywhere.

The goatee man was standing in front of me and I grabbed him by the throat and launched him through the air. I followed his soaring body and attempted to summon my keyblade. I felt metal hit my fingertips and grasped the keyblade. It felt different though, so I looked at it. It resembled the broom sticks from "Fantasia." There were multi-colored stars for the key ridges and the handle was the brush part. I swung the keyblade a few times, and boomerang shaped light flew out of the keyblade and slammed into the ground. I swing it several times and rocked the goatee man with the energy blasts. He ran as I followed him to the edge of the woods. He took flight and shouted, "Lord Bryce. Remember thy name dreamer!" He flew over the forest and out of site. I turned and flew back to the castle.

The castle was on fire and there were bodies everywhere. I walked inside and the whole castle had been ransacked and destroyed. All the survivors were gathered in the main hall. I told them I was off to search for a new castle and if any of them wanted to follow, step forward. A broad, balding man in his 50's, with blonde hair and a matching beard, stepped forward. I asked him who he was and he said, "I am the father of Varro (a character from the series "Spartacus"). I am a blacksmith and I would be honored to join you. He told me his name was Duronde. One of the maids walked up to me and kissed me. We made out for a bit and I said, "So long my sweet." Me and about 10 others left the castle. We were now in a completely different setting.

It was daytime and we were on a dock. I spotted someone familiar. It was Jeane (a character from the Suikoden series). She was wearing her Suikoden V outfit. I also noticed a young girl following her. The girl wore an identical outfit to Jeane's. I called out to her and noticed a bandit was sneaking up behind her with a knife. I performed the flash step technique (from the anime, Bleach) and grabbed hold of a rope that was conveniently placed underneath the bandits foot. I pulled it hard and the bandit fell into the water. I knocked him back into the water several times, before he slashed my arm with his knife. I then choke slammed him onto the dock, bent close to him, and whispered in his ear and said, "I will knock out every tooth in your head and personally implant every last one in your ass. I will then pay a homeless man 20$ to to fill the holes in your gums with his shit. I then released my grip and he ran away scared to death. I asked Jeane to join the army as our Runemistress (an expert on magic/runes). She thanked me for saving her and agreed to join. I took Jeane by the hand and took flight. We flew low over the water. She wrapped her arms around me and we began kissing as we flew. I awoke as I began to rub my hands all over her body.

This dream was a long one for sure .

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 11 - Duronde - The Forge Star
NEW 12 - Jeane - The Rune Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 191: Feeding Frenzy
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I felt my self fade in and back out of reality and knew my DEILD was successful. My body began spinning around and I noticed I was in the basement of my house. After a short period of spinning/rolling in place, I stopped and stood. Everything was a bit fuzzy, so I performed some quick stabilization techniques. Everything cleared up rather nicely.

Through the sliding glass door I could see it was dark outside. I turned away and headed toward the stairs. The wood paneling on the lower half of the walls had names carved into name. There must have been hundreds of them. I read a few, "Ben G, Alastor, Gobbleton, James was here, etc." I didn't waste much time reading them and headed up the stairs. I exited via the front door and it was still dark outside. Pulled over on the side of my street I noticed about 3 school buses, several cop cars, an ambulance, and a firetruck. All the vehicles had their lights on and specialty lights (cop car, ambulance), but there was no sign of life among them. I suddenly remembered some that I wanted to recruit for my dream army. I leapt off my porch and took flight. I floor over the trees and up over top of the nearest mountain. On the other side, I noticed the ground had turned to the sky, so I stopped and landed at the top of the mountain.

I decided to dream spin and see if the problem fixed. I just performed a quick 360 (didn't want to spin too much and scramble everything). It worked. There were woods in front of my. I took flight once more and stayed low to the ground, dodging trees and such. As I flew it gradually turned to daylight. I flew upon a small lake or giant pond. I flew lower over the lake/pond and skimmed my hands on the top off the water as I flew. There was a tiny island in the middle of the lake, barely large enough for two people stand. I flew over to it and landed on a large, flat rock that (located on the island). I noticed the lake/pond had suddenly became very swamp-like.

The water had a thick layer of green something (algae?) floating on the top. The surrounding trees were no longer pine trees and had all become mangrove trees. There was a vine covered tree in the middle of the island I was standing on. I scaled up the vines to a limb that hung out over the water. I felt around in my pocket until I found a blunt and pulled it out. I performed my usual, invisible lighter trick, and lit the blunt. I smoked and started looking around for some wild life. A few moments later I started to notice several gators were swimming in the area. As I observed them, I began to notice more and more in the area. I now noticed that they all seemed to be swimming in my direction. I wanted to throw something into the water and see if they attacked it.

I stood on the branch and began rummaging through the leaves over head. I found an orange and soon after there were oranges everywhere. I started throwing them in the water and the gators were viciously splashing about and attacking the oranges. All of the gators were gathered below me. There must have been 50 of them gathered under my limb and the immediate surrounding area. I started launching oranges as hard as I could aiming for the gators head. When I hit them with the orange, they sunk under water for several moments before resurfacing. I began launching oranges like crazy and it turned into a game like whack-a-mole. The gators were stationary and popped up in and out of the water as I launched oranges at them. This went on for several minutes when I suddenly got an idea.

I sat on the branch and wiggled my feet in the air. The gators broke out of their whack-a-gator state and began chomping the air and jumping up a little trying to bite my leg. Once they were all viciously aggressive. I took a deep breathing and jumped off the branch. My arm got caught in the trees vines and I was just hanging there as the gators chomped below me. I struggled for a bit, but couldn't seem to wriggle free. I could feel my actual bodies arm and figured the dream had become unstable. I performed a couple nose pinch RCs (for stabilization purposes) and could feel the vine loosening up. The vine suddenly let go and I dropped right into the middle of the gators. As I hit the water I felt gators slam into me from all angles, but unfortunately, I woke up immediately (I think the rush of emotion/adrenaline kicked me from the dream). I was a little disappointed that I didn't keep my cool, but I did just jump into the middle of 50 hungry gators .

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

Totoro Encounter

I wake up to a phone call. It’s a little boy saying my dog is outside. I don’t have a dog, but I go check anyways.

Outside, a golden retriever is laying in my yard. His name is Rusty and in waking life he belongs to my friend Martin but in this dream, he belongs to my neighbor Bill. The kid got confused. I look for the boy but I see no one in sight, and the dog is just sleeping. He thought he was hurt.

I peep downwards. On the other side of the screen door is a little white totoro with a cute red cap on and little red mittens! I let him in.

He runs around for a moment and then I lift him up. Wait, this could be a trick. My anxiety kicks in and I think of what this could be: a weird listening device robot and someone is hearing on the other end what I am talking to it about? I put my finger in its mouth. It’s wet, and I feel a few baby teeth. I pat all around it, it’s fur is very very soft, like a shaved cat belly. It seems soft on the inside: no mechanical parts.



It doesn’t like this patting though and it hops out of my hands and runs under my couch. I’m sad because now I know it’s real, and I already fucked up our first meeting! I get on my hands and knees and peep under the couch and lure it out.

I hold the cute little thing in my hands. He takes his hat and mittens off and I cuddle him a little. I then remember my two cats. Shit. They smell it, and come from upstairs. He hops out of my hands and the chase begins. I feel so bad for him, I can’t catch either my cats or him. At one point, I see something ruffling under a big blanket and I think it’s my cat. I tap my foot to lure her out, and she jumps at my foot, clawing it. She feels bad and kind of walks around me in apology.

I find the totoro and scoop him up and run to the door. I am about to set him free when my cats come and think I put him out already, so they’re eager to leave. They both go out and the totoro is safe. I set him down. He begins to cry softly. I feel so bad and squeeze him lightly, apologizing.

He is very in the moment and stops crying when I cheer him up and he realizes there’s no cats. He doesn’t seem to be hurt. He scurries back under the couch with his hat and mittens. He keeps smiling at me someone even though his mouth isn’t really like that.

I false awaken. Both my cats are on my bed. A shimmer of light shines through my window and all three of us go and watch the beautiful sun set.

Both of my cats were on my bed sleeping all night. Maybe we shared these dreams

Fantasy Cousins

I am in a parking lot with my mom and my cousin Catie. We’re going to go somewhere, like Portland or something, even though it’s really late and it’s two hours there, two hours back. Catie says Patrick, her brother/my other cousin, has to come too. I like Patrick in waking life, but I scream really loud in my dream when I hear this. I don’t say anything, I’m just screaming.
Before we go to Portland, we have to stop at Heathers house for some reason and wait a long time. Catie and Patrick awkwardly sit in the living room. The house is very different than waking life. I peep into Heathers room and she’s sleeping. I go in.
She’s having a dream and she’s smiling so big. She’s talks too, occasionally. I’ve never seen anyone have such an in depth dream. I wake her and apologize because her dream sounded cool, but she said it just ended.

We all leave together. The scene changes to a very weird room, cramped and full of people. We seem to be “regular” people, while there are more “noble” people. One is an old man, very strict and military-esque while appearing wise and mystic as well. He has a long beard like a stereotypical Chinese guy. The other noble is a young girl. She’s giving everyone weird creatures to ride on. Patrick gets on back of one that kind of looks like a bear, but is clearly nocturnal for some reason and has jagged limb structures. I want to get on one, but the girl explains it’s only for males. Heather, Catie and I sit down, and I feel really mad.
The scene changes to just me and Patrick walking up this big hill. He starts to dance kind of, just moving his body in a strange rhythmic way. On the ground below us, ice forms as he dances in a beautiful pattern. I join, and the pattern becomes more intricate. We get to the top.


Fragment

I’m at school. Our classroom moves to the teachers secret library. It’s a tilting room that I’m afraid will tip over. I sit in the back, closest to the exit. The ceiling is extremely high and there are bookshelves that reach it, toppling with books. I hate myself because I keep saying absolutely everything on my mind, whether it makes sense or not. I blame it on being really tired.
Later, we go to a gym. The gym has a giant weird rotating machine in the middle. The teacher comes up to me with a paper I made, and instead of an essay we drew pictures. Mine had a wand made of a marijuana plant, and she said I shouldn’t be so risqué.


Fragment

My mom wants weed, so I call up my friend Dylan and ask about it. He says some obscure date, but my mom goes and visits his apartment anyway. Outside there is a sack of seeds and she thinks its hers. She goes in and he says it’s not, so we leave.


Fragment
I'm shopping with Heather and Tyler. In one store, Heather buys me a jacket. In another, we all look at a display case of jewelry. There is a watermelon mood ring that Tyler wants. Heather wants some earrings (her ears aren't pierced), and I want a little hand clasp with an eye on the palm.

March 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 190: FORE!!!
Series: Friends, Episode 5
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration/Action


I'm in the basement of my old house along with the cast of the t.v. show, Glee. Me, Puck, Finn, and Rachel are playing some sort of resident evil multi-player game. Quinn and Santana are there along with a girl I know, cC. We are at a boss battle against Tyrant. The dream shifts from us holding controls to us actually being in the game. cC is controlling the Tyrant and are all running running around avoided the attacks. The Tyrant's attacks are slow developing, but do to his large wingspan and massive claws on each hand, he covers ground rather quickly. I have a pistol in each hand and attempt a dodge/fire technique, but the claws catches me and knocks me across the basement and into the cinder-block wall. I slowly get to my feet and begin to search for an herb. I found one in the corner and immediately smoked a joint of it. I then went back to dodging and firing my dual pistols.

The Tyrant is knocking everyone around like crazy and it seems that we are doing no damage. I noticed that Rachel has a bad ass shotgun, but isn't using it. I yell at her and tell her to "F***ing Shoot it!" She fires one shot that comes nowhere close and screams in fear. She then runs behind the pack. I rip the shotgun out of her hands and hand her the pistols while yelling, "This is how you f***ing shoot this gun!" It was a pump shotgun and I walked up in front of the Tyrant and began blasting away at its face. I shot, quickly pumped, shot and repeated until the shotgun was out of ammo. It seemed to barely even hurt the Tyrant. I thought, "F*** this boss takes a lot of shots!" I looked around the basement to try and find something to use when I noticed a few red barrels in the corner (everyone knows what red barrels are for right?). I pulled Puck and Finn to the side and told them about the barrels. I then asked when we had last saved and they told me it was right before this fight. I told them that was good because we should probably just hit reset. Puck shouted, "Nah, lets kill this mother f***er right now!" I replied, "Dude, even when we kill him, what are we going to do for the rest of the game. We just wasted all the ammo we had been saving. For no reason, I might add." Finn agreed and Puck gave in. We hit recent and the scene started over. I immediately took the shotgun from Rachel and fired a few necessary shots to lure the Tyrant toward the barrels. It swung and i ducked under its arm and dove forward, spinning my body around to shoot the barrels. I fired the shot before I hit the ground and blew up the barrels. The Tyrant splattered all over the place. I looked around and was pissed because I had to clean all the blood out of the basement. For no apparent reason, I became lucid.

The Glee cast had changed to random DCs and I had forgotten all about them. I ran outside and took flight. I flew low over the ground and up over a nearby hill. I noticed there was a large structure in the distance as i grew closer and closer I could tell it was my castle. There were several folding beaches chairs in the front lawn. As I landed in front of the castle I saw my friends Cliff, Ryano, and Deej. Kate Beckinsale was sun bathing in one of the fold out chairs. I greeted my friends and then bent down and whispered in Kate's ear. She opened her eyes a replied, "Oh, hey baby." I then kissed her and rubbed my hand on here stomach. She was wearing a very sexy two piece bikini. I wanted to f*** her right there, but I resisted. I then walked back to my friends and told them we were lucid. I started doing the "look at your hands" RC and everyone else started doing it too. My hand was completely normal except my thumb and pinky had changed positions. Ryano had a couple toes on one of his hands. We kept showing each other the weird things are hands were doing. I noticed there were some scattered golf balls laying on the ground, so I turned to Kate and said, "My Queen, will you fetch my driver?" She then reached under her chair, said, "One step ahead of you," and handed me a driver.

The rest of my friends suddenly had golf clubs as well. There were also random people walking around in the field. We all began trying to hit the people with golf balls. I noticed a little kid holding a balloon. I hit the ball and then concentrated on the balloon. I imagined it popping. I then saw the golf ball smack into the balloon and popped it. The liitle kid started to cry, but was soon knocked out by Ryano's golf ball. I fist pumped the air and shouted, "Shut the f*** up whiny little b****!" He then started high five'n everyone. I turned back to the field and searched for a good person to peg. I saw an old man walking with a cane. I stroked the ball in a line drive and guided with my mind right into the cane. It shattered and the old man fell face first into a cow pie. I then noticed Ryano was way out there beside the old man. Ryano took his foot and smashed the old guys head deeper into the cow pie with it. He performed the Captain Morgan pose" using the back of the old man's head as a foot stool. We continued to peg the pedestrians until I felt the dream slipping. I decided to DEILD as opposed to trying to stabilize.....

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 05, 2011
Lucid Dream 189: Baking in the Ninja Wagon
Series: Friends, Episode 4
around 9:30am
DILD

Category - Action/Drugs


I was standing in a long line at the airport and I noticed there was a confrontation going on up ahead. I was already at the back of the line, so I left to go check it out. There was a guy I knew, Richard. He was arguing with two other guys about something. I noticed one of the guys pulled a knife out of his back pocket, so I speared him to the ground and knocked the knife out of his hand. Security guards came over and immediately handcuffed the guy and then they demanded that I be searched. I knew I had weed on me, so I asked them why I was being searched. They told me that no one would have tackled a guy with a knife unless they were on some sort of drugs. I laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of a skinny dude with a switchblade. Hell, I would have tackled him if he had a gun." The security guards looked at each other as if they had discovered the lost city of Atlantis. One of them said, "Yep, he is definitely high a f***ing kite! Take the drug head into custody. We don't even need to search him!" I was cussing the entire time the guard was cuffing me. Once he was done, I looked down and saw that they had only wrapped large bread ties around my wrists. I held them up in front of me and pulled my wrists apart. The bread ties easily came apart. The guards flipped over the table in the room and dove behind it. One shouted through a walkie-talkie, "He just snapped the cuffs in half! He is a crazed freak of nature. Fire at will, fire at will...terrorist! Fire at will!" I stood there stunned and thought, "Am I on Punked? Is this a dream or something?" I instantly became lucid after saying this. I performed a nose pinch just to make sure.

I shouted at the guards in Arabic (not real Arabic, but I pretended like it was, lol). They started yelling, "Shoot him. Shoot the terrorist devil. He's a satanist!" I turned and proceeded to leave the small conference room. I was now out in the main area of the airport and there were people running around everywhere. Every single person was running in the exact same motion. It could have been the weirdest shit I had ever saw. I observed this for a moment, while I performed some stabilization techniques. I then exited the airport and a van pulled up beside me (the tires squealed as the van slid almost sideways and stopped right beside me). The van was black and had a huge red headband tied around the whole van. The sliding glass door slid open automatically and I saw ninja9578 was driving (the same ninja from here on dreamviews). He told me to get in, so I hopped in. There was a female in the passenger seat that resembled Ninja's avatar. She asked me how the dream was going and I told her that it basically had just started.

I was about to light a massive blunt for us when ninja stopped me. He then reached out his hand, so I handed him the blunt. He seemed excited and told me "Wait until you see this." He pushed a button on the dashboard and shelf with a built-in container popped out. He then dropped the blunt into the container, pushed another button, and blue flames started dancing inside the container. He pushed it back into the dashboard and smoke just started pouring out of all the vents. The air tasted like pineapple and there was so much smoke that every inhale was like I took a hit from a blunt. The chick asked some questions about dreams. Me, her and Ninja talked about dreams and dreamviews for a while. I can't remember what all it was about, but Walms name came up at some point in the conversation. Now Walms was in the van too.

I was beside the window on the left and Walms was beside the window on the right (there wasn't a middle seat). I was so high that my body started hovering above the seat. I then began floating around in the van like there was zero gravity. I looked out the front windshield and saw a large brown figure walk out into the road about 100 yards ahead of us. I thought, "Is that....a guy in a bear suite?" As we got closer I noticed it was Smokey the Bear. Ninja out a weird laugh and shouted, "Prevent this.....motha f***aaaaa!" He pushed a button and a huge flame shot out of the front of the van and caught Smokey on fire. Ninja gunned it and plowed into the flaming bear. There was a loud thud and I looked out the back window and saw Smokey flipping through the air with a trail of flames following him.

I now noticed there was a mounted machine gun on below the window that was molded into the van. I asked Ninja about it and he said every Ninja Wagon needs mounted machine guns. Walms had one on his side too. I grabbed hold of it and began shooting street signs, windows, etc. Suddenly we were in a desert and there were terrorist all around us. Me and Walms were shooting the terrorists who were throwing molotov cocktails at the van. Ninja turned on some rap music and started pushing buttons on the dashboard which shot fire and ninja stars out of different parts of the van. I awoke as we were about to enter a desert town.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

Dream 1: I find myself at my mother's house and shes smoking some cannabis out of a really pretty looking bong. I'm shocked but instead of becoming lucid I proceed to believe she must be using it for medicinal purposes. Apparently it's her first time though and she explodes into laughter and passes me the bong. I ask her if she's sure I should be smoking with her and she continues laughing and insists. I take a hit and immediately get high, this is one of those dreams where I've smoked cannabis and felt exactly as I would if I smoked it in RL, where as in other dreams the high is very odd and unfamiliar. We share some stories while passing the bong a few times and we connected in ways I'd never imagine possible between us, it was a very nice bonding experience.

Dream 2: I'm sitting on the trunk of my brother's car and I'm taking huge drags out of a cigarette while he talks to me. I hate cigarettes and can't figure out why I'm smoking it in the first place, but I take another drag anyway. I can't remember what we talked about but I remember how nice it felt to be chilling outside on a nice breezy night, it was very realistic.

Dream 3: I'm watching my friend take a ziplock bag out of her backpack and upon closer inspection I see 4-5 large clusters and crystals of DMT. I'm amazed that she had so much and having never done it myself, but having looked forward to doing so, I was very eager to act cool until she offered me some. She lit up and as she was doing so I recall saying "When you feel like you can't take anymore, make sure to take one more hit! Have fun in hyperspace!" She gives me a look like while she takes another hit and I say "Oh and it tastes like burnt plastic I hear, I bet it's harsh huh?" She nods and laughs, making her cough out all the smoke as she giggles. She zones out and I can tell she blasted off. I sit there patiently but also really wanting to take just a tiny piece. Surely she wouldn't notice. No I'm better than that. But it's DMT! She opens her eyes, back from her trip, and just as she's about to talk I wake up.

I just woke from a nice, vivid, string of lucids. This is the best quality string I have put together since I got back into practice, by far. Hope you enjoy...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 186: Kodiak Attack
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 3
around 9:00pm
DILD

Category - Horror/Action


First thing I remember is being at my house. Wes J calls me and we start talking on the phone. About midway through the conversation, he is at my house and we are no longer on the phone. I give him the tour of my house and my cat (Miyu) violently attacks his hand. I suggest that she smells other animals on his hand and he proceeds to put lotion on them. We walk outside (onto the back deck) and I begin to telling him about this massive spider web that I saw earlier. Suddenly, I notice there is a canopy overhead made of spider web. It is thick and seems to house quite a few spiders. I quickly jumped off the side of the deck and backed far away from it. I could feel my heart pounding in fear of the spiders. I have arachnophobia. I see Wes grab the canopy-like web on the deck and pull it down. He then begins shaking it and spiders are falling out onto the yard. I said "F*** this!" and took off running around the house, dodging/ducking under several different spider webs and entered the front door. I walked through the house to the sliding glass door, which leads to the deck.

The deck was now spider free, so I joined Wes outside. Apparently my mother was now at my house and she told us that she had saw a bear outside. We noticed there were several dogs running around the back yard. As the dogs ran around, they slowly began to resemble a black bear. After a bit, there were three very small black bears running around my yard. I wondered where the momma bear was. Suddenly, a large black bear emerges from the nearby forest. It walks over to its cubs and then quickly jerks its head in our direction. I immediately told everyone to run inside. The bear came barreling toward the deck. I was about to enter when I noticed my mother was still outside and couldn't make it in before the bear. I left the door open and ran to the end of the deck. I whistled at the bear (the same way I whistle at my cat in real life, lol). It came walking up to me in a slow, dramatic manner. It snarled its teeth as I motioned for mom to get inside. She ran up behind the bear and entered the house. I immediately jumped off the back deck (the highest point of the deck). I figured the bear wouldn't follow so easily. As soon as I landed I looked up and saw the bear, which had now turned into a giant Kodiak Grizzly, leap off the same way I did. I turned and hauled ass. It caught up to me and I managed to grab the back of its neck with one hand. I kept my arm locked and pushed back as I ran in hopes of delaying my capture.

I suddenly got an idea and began scratching the bears neck. It seemed to like it. We slowed down to a walk and I scratched the bears neck and patted it on the head. It was holding out its tongue like a dog and seemed to be enjoying the attention. I walked him around to the front of the house and began petting him and playing a little. I said, "Ok, meet me around back!" I acted like I took off around one side of the house and he barreled happily around the other. As soon as the bear turned the corner, I whistled and said, "Ok, now is the time!" A group of ghostly dogs (not the lunar wolves) came running to my aide. There were lead by my deceased golden retriever/chow chow mixed dog, "Dakota." I ran inside and out to the back deck once again. I watched an epic battle between the towering grizzly and the pack of dogs. The grizzly dominated most of the fight, but the dogs managed to get him rolled over on his back. Dakota swiftly leapt to the bears neck area and tore out his throat. Blood spewed like a fountain as the bear struggled for a few moments and then collapsed. I had been commentating the whole fight and I began scream cheering/commentating the end like it was a last second, super bowl touchdown for the win.

A few moments later I walked by the computer and a beam shot out and began transferring me to inside the computer. I knew I was being transported to the same world as Tron. I thought, "Wait a second! Transferred to Tron's world?" I slowly began to feel lucidity coming on. Finally, I reached up my hand and performed a nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming. I was being pulled into a strange place by a tractor beam. I eventually stopped in a neon world similar to Tron's level in the game Kingdom Hearts 2. Several neon glowing robots attacked. I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade (the snakes weren't wrapped around it as it seemed to not be fully powered up). I slashed through the robots and ran down a long neon corridor. I was looking for Tron. I called out his name a couple of times and eventually found him laying face down in a cell. I cut open the bars and helped him to his feet. I asked him what happened and he asked me if I was a "user." I told him I was and he told me that we had to get out of here because Sark had started the self-destruct sequence. He lead the way as we battled through some more robots. There was a giant set of black stairs. We ran up them and jumped into the glowing light that hovered above them. I heard explosions going off behind us as we entered into the light.

I landed on solid ground and everything around me was white. Slowly a scene started to fade in and I was back in my house with Tron. He thanked me for saving him and I told him he could thank me by joining my empire. He shook my hand and agreed to join us. Tron becomes Star #5, the Program Star. I told him to follow and we would head to the castle. I dove headfirst out of the sliding glass door. The door popped off the house clean and intact. I landed on the deck and leapt off. We began running down the street when the dream began to fade. I immediately decided to DEILD...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 187: To the Castle
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I was back in the my living room. Tron was nowhere to be seen, so I figured he had went on ahead to the castle. I exited through the back door of my house. Dakota (my deceased dog) was floating/running around the yard. I whistled for him and he floated up to me and licked my face. I told him that I wanted him to join our empire. He could command his ghost dogs alongside Seine and his lunar wolves. I've decided to call them the "Canine Legion." I told him to meet me at the castle. He nodded, sniffed the air, and then disappeared. Acquired star #6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star. I turned and leapt over my house and landed on the front porch. I vaulted high into the air, performed a back flip and slammed down onto the hood of my car (Hancock style). The car smashed into the driveway and glass shattered around me. The glass came from nowhere because all the windows in my car were still in perfect condition. I decided to look for Kate before I headed to the castle. I took flight and flew up to the clouds. I was flying through cloud after cloud. The clouds felt and smelled exactly like when you put your face up to a vaporizer (if you have never done that...DO IT...it is f***ing awesome, lol!). I dipped below the clouds in search of Kate, but I was too high up. I attempted to fly closer to the ground, but the ground suddenly changed into the sky. I was afraid to land because I didn't know where I would end up. After a moment or two, the ground turned back normal again. Once again I attempted to get closer to the ground, but it changed into the sky. I looked above me and saw the ground was overhead. It was really quit trippy. I rotated over to flying on my back and I was instantly flying normal with the ground below me. I approached the ground once more and it changed into the sky. I decided to land anyway. I landed on a cloud which was more like fog. The ground below me was solid and as I walked, it slowly turned into a foggy marsh-like area.

I began calling out for Kate. My voice echoed in a rather creepy manner. The sky was now almost a brown color and I was walking along some rolling hills. It was pretty windy. I walked up on a group of people who were animated. They were children and didn't resemble Kate at all. I called her name out again and saw another group of people. I noticed a brunette standing among them and knew it was her. As I approached I noticed she was animated as well (reminded me of the animation used in the film, "Waking Life"). She was absolutely beautiful though. I hugged her and told her to take us to the castle. She took my hand and we took flight together. She was no longer animated and she was wearing a short dress. The wind blew up the back of her dress as we flew and I could see her perfectly round ass. I placed my hand on it and gently squeezed. I said, "I f***ing love your ass!" She laughed playfully and continued to fly. I separated her legs just a bit so I could see those perfect lips (if I ever met a girl irl with a pussy THAT perfect, my face would be in it all day!). I got a hard on looking at her. I then position myself up behind her and placed "myself" between her thighs. There was no insertion...she just straddled my cock (my hard-on was apparently much larger than it should have been ). I wrapped my arms around her waste, as she rode me like a witch on a broomstick. We flew for a while before crashing into the roof of a building.

It was a surprisingly smooth crash. We were in a large shopping mall (it looked like we had landed in a JC Penny store). Kate told me that she needed to buy some things for the castle. I told her that she could just meet me there later. I first bent her over the glass sale counter and inserted myself. I only performed 4 or 5 thrusts and then stopped. I told her the rest was waiting for her at the castle. I kissed her for a bit and then flew out of the hole we had made in the roof. My father was now with me and he was leading the way to the castle. He was flying very slow, btw. Eventually we landed in a neighborhood and dad proclaimed that we had arrived at the castle. I looked around, but only saw a log cabin, a convenient store, and a Rite Aid. He then lead me behind the log cabin and I saw the stone castle. It wasn't very big for a castle. In Suikoden, the castle starts small and grows as new members are recruited, so I figured this piece of shit castle was perfect. It was about the size of a large house. I entered and made my way up to one of the lookout towers. The wooden steps that lead to the tower creaked as I ascended. I looked out and noticed there was a McDonald's behind the castle as well. I began looking for everyone else.

First I called out to Tron and searched the house until I finally found him. Next, Kate was easy to find and I told her to go fetch Gaia from her room (which worked perfectly). Gaia was wearing a completely see-through gown and I resisted the urge to have my way with her right there. (As we traveled around the house, I kept an eye on everyone, so they wouldn't be lost or change to someone else). We climbed some stairs to the third floor of the castle and exited onto the outside platform area. I whistled and looked out toward the woods. After a few moments Seine walked out of the woods and flew up to us. I sent him back to fetch Dakota. I had to whistle again after a bit and several canines (wolves and dogs) came out of the woods (about 7 in all). Seine and Dakota was among them (I assumed the others were important pack members). I looked around at my group and was actually quite impressed I was able to summon them all together like this. I then began discussing future expansion plans. I said we would destroy the McDonald's first, but Tron suggested that we just invade the McDonald's and make it a part of the castle. He claimed that 1$ double cheeseburgers was a hard deal to beat. I agreed. I then asked if anyone knew of a good builder/construction person who we could recruit, but the dream began to fade before I got an answer. I decided to DEILD once again...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 188: The Lemon Pledge Star
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 5
DEILD

Category - WTF


...I was still in the castle, but on the 1st floor. I stood up and stabilized the dream (which was crystal clear and didn't really need it). There were several people sitting at a table behind me. There was a guy with a long red beard, the sumo sized guy from the movie "Shallow Hal," and actor, Bill Hader. I remembered Bill's opening scene in the movie, "Pineapple Express," so I reached in my pocket and felt around until I found a blunt. I pulled it out and smoked it with all of them. About halfway in, I was feeling super baked. I heard a noise behind me and saw someone climbing in through the window. It was actor, James Woods. He was singing a song that made fun of Henry Winkler. He seemed to be extremely drunk. I passed him the blunt, he paused from his singing, hit the blunt, and then began singing the song again. I can't remember the lyrics, but they had me geeking in the dream. I finally got him to stop singing and sit down at the round table with us.

I looked at Bill Hader and said, "When did you guys get here?" He looked a little nervous and said, "Well the front door was open, so I figured we would crash here. I told the hot chick at the counter that our band was looking for a place to stay." I asked him what his band was called. he told me they were a traveling band that went by the name, "The Nameless Band." I laughed and asked where the name came from. He said, "We couldn't think of a name, so we decided to be nameless." I fired up four blunts and started passing them between the five of us. I told the band that they could stay in the castle and be the house band for my empire. I Bill accepted the offer and become star #7, the Rock Star. James Woods said he wanted to join as well. I asked, "So, what can you do for us James Woods?" He replied, "Well, I like to clean stuff. Like this room...I would love to clean this room." Clearly, James Woods was tripping balls! He continued, "I know! I could be the head maid here." I laughed and told him that it was a deal...as long as his entourage included hot female maids. James Woods became star #8, the Lemon Pledge Star.

A few moments later the light cut out in the room. James Woods got scared and said ghosts would get him. I yelled at him, "Don't say shit like that in a dream you imbecile!" I pushed the ghost thoughts out of my head and attempted to turn on the light switch. It didn't work. I looked at James Woods and said, "Your first duty Mr. Maid...fix that light." He asked where the bulbs were and I called him an idiot and told him to fix it with dream control. He then held out his hand and turned the light back on. A few minutes later the back porch light cut off. I walked out and attempted to fix it myself. I saw a small glow and was slowly expanding it when James Woods popped a balloon in my face. They all busted out laughing and I got mad and told them I almost had it. Woods made a "leave the maid duties to me" joke. I then attempted to turn it on again. I shouted, "Let there be light!" It lit up and then immediately fizzled out. James Woods began laughing at me and said, "Maybe you should sing, 'This little light of mine.'" They all laughed so hard they were in tears. I lit another blunt and smashed the light bulb with my fist out of frustration. The surge in anger caused the dream to become unstable. I decided against another DEILD chain in fear of forgetting everything thus far. I awoke.

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 5 - Tron - The Program Star
NEW 6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star
NEW 7 - Bill Hader - The Rock Star
NEW 8 - James Woods - The Lemon Pledge Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

REAL LIFE NON-LUCID

I've been having pretty bad luck with dreaming recently. Currently going through a bit of a dry spell, but I think it was partly my own fault, as I failed to update my dream journal for a couple of days. Anyway, here are the only dreams I can remember from the last couple of days...

1) I was in the car with my sister (i think...?). I think we were on our way to our old drama group. Suddenly I was sad down in that drama group, watching a performance. My sister was in it, despite not going for years. My friend Lottie, who has been in it every year without fail, was not in it this year and was sat next to me. No one on stage was taking it seriously - they were making lots of mistakes, and when they did they would simply laugh about it and chat to the audience. I then saw a scene of the performance, where the main chunk of actors were very young children. However, they were much shorter than the average 4 year old should be, looking like dwarfs.

2) Me and my friend Richard were in my old primary school assembly hall. We were at a school disco, however there were very few people there. It was very dark, but the atmosphere was very boring. Suddenly, 3 or 4 men with shaved heads left the room. Richard noticed this, getting all excited and taking this as an opportunity to get a bong out. He used a very thing small one. He put it town after having a large toke. Suddenly, the men came back in, but I wanted a go, despite not smoking weed in real life. I quickly raised the bong to my mouth and breathed in, but nothing came out. I was interrupted as Rose, a dinner-lady from my real school, started having a go at me, telling me that illegal drug consumption was an immediate ban from this years school prom. I asked her if she meant JUST Richard, but she told me it applied to both of us. I got very desperate, begging her to let me go and insisting that I hadn't done any weed, just him. Eventually, she asked to smell my breath. I thought I was safe as I hadn't inhaled much at all, and quickly breathed onto my hand to test. I smelled fine, and breathed into Rose's face. She concluded that I hadn't done any weed, and I was fine. Later, I saw Richard and told him that he had been banned from the Prom. He said "Ah, you dobbed me in didn't you!?", but I told him that Rose had seen him. He looked slightly annoyed, but nowhere near as annoyed as I would have been.

another weed dream i was with my friend and we were smokinga bong nd my dad was their nd he told me only to take a few hits and not to many. next thing im no im riding on top of a rhino running around in a deep valley with my friends who are on their rhinos. haha wtf

My dream started off with me on the bus going home heading back from the high school. (Which is a little weird because I rarely took the bus and I'm also in college now...) And since I haven't been back home for a while, things changed. The bus rout is now completely different and now we even used the small blue hippie buses I guess. I rode the bus, got off the bus and had about a 15 minute walk then to my house. On the way, this REALLY old time southern girl stopped to talk to me. "Hey! Would you like a sip of this wine?" I was like, "Sure." I went over, tried the wine and thought it was AMAZING! Which is weird because in reality, I do NOT like drinking. I then told her I'd see her later and stuff. I then got on another bus and I guess it took me back to the high school. I went around and maybe wanted to say "Hi" to my old teachers that I really liked. But then, I saw the wine girl again and she was screaming at me "HEY NILE! If you ever want to smoke some grass, call me!" I thought that was quite weird, so I kept on walking away and just decided to walk back home (which is a LONG walk). When walking away from the school, 2 guys that I never necessarily liked at school came up to me - but I never expected them to try to beat me up! They said "Hey, last time all we did was throw a snowball at you, this time we're gonna' beat the shit out of you." WHICH WAS THE CRAZY PART! THEY REFERENCED ANOTHER DREAM I HAD!!! (And I've never been in a fight, so I'd probably be the wussiest fighter ever. Which I was.) I caught them off guard, kneed one in the nuts, kicked the other in the balls. One was down forever, the other was still up, trying to knock me down. I then had to punch him in the balls. Which I did. And me punching him in the balls, turned out to be me just punching the wall next to me... in real life. I woke up after punching my wall. It hurt. Quite a bit, actually.

February 18, 2011
Lucid Dream 181: An Unsatisfactory Performance
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 1
around 4:00pm
DILD

Category - Party/Sexual


....Sexual Content Dream....I can't remember the start of this dream for anything. I have flashes of waiting on a pier and getting onto a cruise ship. Other than that, I haven't a clue. The first think I remember, is running into a friend from high school. I was on a large cruise ship and ran into "Agi." It was night time, and we were at the back of the ship and there was romantic music playing. I began kissing her neck and slowly laid her down on her back. I remember thinking, ok I better stabilize so the dream doesn't end. From this point on I was lucid. I performed some quick stabilization techniques and removed her bathing suit. She looked absolutely stunning naked. We started slow, romantic sex in missionary. After a bit, I was bored, so I started hammering away. I changed position to where I was standing up straight and holding her upside down. The back of her head was still laying on the ground. After a bit, I rolled her over and changed holes. I was now rocking it doggy-style in her ass. I later placed "myself" between her tits and began titty f***ing her. About this time, two other females joined in. I lost lucidity during the three way action.

Agi had now turned into an attractive asian chick. I was dressed and talking to the two woman who had joined in. We were all four porn stars on party cruise. As we drank and smoked a few blunts, the girls were talking to me about the asian. They said that this was the fourth session in a row that she was unsatisfied with. I immediately got defensive. I said, "What? I was putting everything I had out there? How could she not enjoy that?" The two girls both agreed with me and said that they were more than pleased with the session. One of the girls moved her foot up and began massaging "me" under the table. One said, "Maybe she likes getting her ass licked?" I replied, "I did that! She seemed like she was enjoying it!" I woke up while taking shots with the porn stars.

Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I was at my friend Richard's house, however I was here for my other friends Katherine and Sarah's party. I had been drinking a lot - I brought a large bottle of vodka which remained lieing on the carpet, empty. It was about 3am and the party was still going on. Obviously, it was pitch black outside. The people I were with were my usual friend group: Katherine, Sarah, Tom.R, Will.N, Hannah.L, Chloe. R, Charlotte. C, Charlie. G Ashley.H, Josie. B and some others. Many people were wanting to do weed and get high. Charlie started encouraging people. I had a chat with Katherine, who had her hair down instead of tied up. She told me that she kept telling herself not to have weed again after 2 years ago, but she gave in and was going to try it. They were all smoking it outside. I went outside with them to remain as one of the 'partiers', however I refused to try the drug. Whilst I was outside, I began to get very paranoid of the Police. Most people had left outside, and I was stood outside with one other person. The police kept driving down the road, and I was convinced one of them would stop and investigate us. However, none did. Eventually, I went back indoors, and I remembered that I was still drunk and I just chilled out again. I walked into the living room, making a strange screamy whiney sound, making Will, Tom and some others laugh. I then stood around a chair and asked people what I should be doing. Some suggested I should start playing the guitar, as last time when doing that I sang a lot. I ended up doing this, picking up and jamming. However, instead of singing and playing, I simply picking it up and started to play Drop D tuned bottleneck blues. No one payed much attention. Katherine soon showed me an iPod Touch, or something similar to that, and navigated to a webste where you could buy sweets there and then, much like the Drug Shop on my past dream journal. She had ordered a LOT of drumsticks (the lolly pops), and asked if I wanted to order one for myself. I did, despite having the knowledge that I bought her drumsticks for her birthday.

Suddenly, in the same dream, I was outside my friend Chris. W's driveway, and I was Napoleon Dynamite. I was stood next to either Uncle Rico or Kip, but I can't remember who. We were doing some form of freelance job, like they searched for on the movie. This suddenly cut out, and I was myself again, walking down my road with a friend, who I cannot remember. I think it might have been Richard. It was pitch black still, and reasonably cold. The road were lit up by regular orange street lamps. We continued to walk until, when walking past the old sweet shop and approaching Latham. C's road, we saw a strange figure about 2 minutes walk away. We were nervous to approach him, but at the same time were mocking him quietly, pretending we weren't scared. When we finally approached him, we jumped on him, and suddenly realized it was our friend Jamie. Br. We told him how scared we had been, and he told us that there was no need to be scared, and he wasn't a paedophile. He continued to walk further on, and so did we.

I was in a holiday home in Spain, and was sitting on a computer chair, using the internet. It was early evening outside and was somewhat cloudy, so I'd come inside. The villa was very grey and spacious, but nice still. I had been asked to do weed, and I'd agreed.

Suddenly I was in a room behind it, an equally grey but much smaller room. My friend Jonny was doing weed inside of it.

I finally finished my keyblade, so In celebration, I decided to release my Kingdom Hearts Dream Pack (lol). It consists of four Kingdom Hearts related dreams. Two are brand NEW entires of dreams that I had while I was away (173 & 174). The other two are Kingdom Hearts dreams from my original Dream Journal (59 & 152). Hope you all enjoy!

May 2010
Lucid Dream 173: Swallowed by the Darkness
Series: The Heart of all Worlds, Episode 2
daytime nap
WILD

Category - Action/Horror


I thought I had posted this one in my old DJ, because it was written down in my notebook for May 2010. I must have already left the site then. Anyway, time for the world exclusive (lol)...
I remember drifting off at my Grandpa's house while watching westerns with him. As I began to doze off, my body slipped in and out of SP several times before I was able to hold on to it. I can't remember the HI/HH I experienced, but entered the dream and found myself in the same place I had fallen asleep. I looked around the living room and something was different. There were five random people in western attire (cowboy hats, boots with spurs, etc) sleeping on the floor around me. I kicked the nearest one in the ribs and woke him up. I asked why he was sleeping in my floor and he seemed confused. He looked around and then looked back at me and said, "No I wasn't." I then picked him up off the ground and launched him through the window. He scrambled to his feet and pulled out a revolver. I slowly walked toward him as he fired shot after shot into my chest. I was bleeding pretty profusely, but the bullets felt like small pillows. I dove head first out the window and grabbed the guy in the process. Never touching the ground, I took flight and flew a couple hundred feet into the sky. I hovered for a moment and then dropped the cowboy. He plummeted to the ground and in a comedic turn of events, put a deep, cartoon-style, outlined indention into the ground. I landed back down below and noticed the sky started to get dark.

After a few moments a large cloud rolled in and I noticed it looked a lot like Darkside (large black boss from Kingdom Hearts 1). Suddenly, the cloud spread apart in the center, forming an open circular. It was as if a giant vacuum had sucked the center of the cloud out from above it. The circular hole swirled and formed a heart shape. I could see, what appeared to be, black snow falling from the hole. As the snow got closer to me I realized it wasn't snow at all. I threw out my hand violently, spread my fingers wide, and imagined my keyblade. I felt cold steel touch my fingertips just as the heartless landed in front of me. My keyblade (crown-like handle, with razor sharp pot leaves, and vines curling up the shaft. The key notches is a large gold pot leaf). I began slaying them one after another. After battling for a good while, I looked up and saw endless amounts of black specs floating down toward me. I knew I had to attack the source or they would never stop. I took flight, battling heartless in mid-air as I ascended to the large heart-shaped recess in the clouds. The moment I entered the recess, the clouds slammed all around me, pitting me in complete darkness.

I looked around, but I couldn't see anything. The air was frigid and I began to feel little frightened. Something flashed in the corner of my eye. I wheeled around to see what it was, but there was nothing but black. The exact moment I turned back around, there was a hooded ghost (looked like a dementor from Harry Potter) a few feet in front of me. Before I could react it launched itself toward me and penetrated my body (through my chest/abdomen). For a moment, I could feel it swirling around inside of me. It was rather creepy, but then I felt an enormous sense of power. I raised my keyblade in front of me and it was now glowing a bright gold color. The vines that were wrapped around the shaft had turned into green snakes. I watched them for a moment as they continuously curled around the body of the key. Every now and then they would let out a hiss and snap at the air. I swung my keyblade and blew away the dark clouds that surrounded me. I could see several heartless flying around the area, so I took off toward them. I had let my excitement grow too strong and the dream began to fade. I'm pretty sure I managed to stay in the dream, but I lost lucidity soon after...

Late 2010
Lucid Dream 174: The Keyblade's Dark Secret
Series: The Heart of all Worlds, Episode 3
in the a.m.
DILD

Category - Action/Boss Battle


I was on vacation in some Spanish-speaking country. I was in a large group that was walking through a forest area. There was an extremely attractive girl walking in front of me, so I decided to become friendly with her. The group had came to a stop, but I purposely was looking away and bumped/walked into her. She turned around and looked a bit startled, I quickly said, "Oh shit, I'm so sorry about that." She didn't seem upset when she replied (I don't remember how the conversation went exactly, but this is pretty close), "Well, you should probably pay attention to what you are doing." I apologized again and said, "I'm pretty sure I saw an ocelot walk by over there (my excuse for bumping into her ). She got excited and said, "Ooh really?" I said, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure...though I am a little high at the moment." She smiled and said, "Yeah, I can tell...your eyes are really red." I smiled back and said, "Anyway, you want to go check it out (I pointed in the direction of the non-existent ocelot?)" She looked a little hesitant so I finished out my scheme, "I need to lag behind anyway, so I can smoke this blunt. You can tag along...might see something cool in the process..." She agreed and we snuck away from the group. We sat down and began smoking the blunt. She looked at me and said, "An ocelot huh? You must think your pretty clever." I laughed and said, "Nah, I'm just pretty high." After a bit we began kissing and she moved on to blowing me.

I can't remember how we got back or what happened during this time, but the next thing I remember we were back with the group. Me and her were talking and she said something about lucid dreaming. As soon as she said it, I looked around and thought, "Where the f*** am I?" I did a quick nose pinch and realized I was dreaming. I already knew what I wanted to do, so I grabbed the girl by the hand and took flight. We flew above the forest and I began singing a whole new world (I do this a lot, lol)..."I can show you the world...shining shimmering splendors..." After singing for a bit, we touched down and I told her, "Watch this!" I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade. As soon as I summoned it, one of the snakes stretched out and bit her arm. She toppled over to the ground and began twitching as white foamed poured from her mouth. "Shit. I think I killed her." I looked at her and she was definitely dead. I thought, "Damn, I should have sang...'I can show you the Underworld." My snakes covered her and quickly devoured her body. My keyblade began to glow and I could tell it had just increased in power. I then set off to find more people for it to devour when I was attacked by heartless (mostly neo shadows). With my newly found power, my keyblade devoured heartless after heartless until it was glowing so bright, it hurt my eyes to look at. I then swung it around and shouted "super-duper crazy attack!" (lol). A huge golden flash, boomed out of the keyblade and completely annihilated the surrounding area. All the trees were cut in half and heartless remains were scattered all over the placed. I had black heartless goo all over myself. I wiped some on my hand and smelled it. It smelled like black licorice. I picked up an arm and squeezed the goo into my mouth. It tasted like unflavored pudding (if there ever was such a thing). After milking the arm dry, I took off running through my newly formed path of destruction. Before I could reach the other side of the woods I woke up.
I have since renamed my attack "Souler Flare." I thought it was a bit cooler than super-duper crazy attack.

....and now for the dream in which I first summoned my own unique keyblade, "The Cannabis Key"....


February 16, 2010
Lucid Dream 152: Into the Shadows
Series: The Heart of all Worlds, Episode 1
around 1:30am
WILD

Category - Action


An excerpt from the dream...
...We were in a large field and it was very dark outside. I looked out to the horizon and made the sun rise. As soon as the sun rose completely a large dark, misty cloud moved in and blocked off the sun. A pitch black shadow was cast all around us. Suddenly black figures began to form within the shadow. The shadow had grown to an enormous size making the ground pitch black as far as the eyes could see. The sky began to swirl with dark purple and deep orange. The figures began to rise out of the ground and I noticed they had an all too familiar symbol on their chests. They were heartless! The demonic looking heartless began to surround me and Cliff (the heartless were much more sinister than the heartless from the Kingdom Hearts games). I looked over toward Cliff and gave a quick nod. We then held out our arms and summoned keyblades out of thin air.

My keyblade was awesome (I plan on drawing it and posting the picture in my DJ...eventually ). The shaft and handle of the ketyblade was extremely shiny and appeared to be solid gold. A green, twisting vine with razor sharp pot leaves curled up the keyblade Note: In my later dreams, green snakes twisted up the shaft of the keyblade instead of vines. The ridges for the end of the key was a large razor sharp pot leaf. The handle had large emeralds and diamonds encrusted in the gold. The handle was a (king's) crown shape that folded over my hand as I held it (like a protector/shield for the "sword" hand. It felt light as a feather and I began attacking the heartless. My buddy Cliff's keyblade was pretty cool as well. It was flaming on the end and there was a white spiraling metal that curled all the way up the shaft of the keyblade. The ridges on his keyblade looked like a normal key, but I couldn't really tell because they were engulfed in flames. The spiral made the keyblade look similar to a joint. He also had some razor sharp pot leafs here and there.

We fought the heartless for a while, but they just kept multiplying. Cliff looked at me and said, "Shit! There are too many of them." I looked at him and said, "Try this!" I backed up a few steps and felt energy growing inside me. I then unleashed and allowed the energy to burst out of every square inch of my body. My clothes turned black and blue as did my keyblade. I saw a strange nearly invisible veil fall over me. I had turned into the wisdom form (from KH2). I began shooting white balls of fire (as wells as stars, beams, and other shapes of a white hot flames). After battling the heatless by flying around and shooting and also performing some crazy acrobatics and shooting, I awoke from my dream.

Series Details
In the dream series, The Heart of all Worlds, I use my trusty keyblade, The Cannabis Key, to battle heartless and find the true meaning to their existence. The goal is the Heart of all Worlds, but what will I do when I find it...who will I meet along the way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!