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i have a feeling a lot happened before this, but i cant remember any of it.

i am looking in first and third points of view simultaneously. i am looking at at a river swamp from the shore.

everything is bit and video game-ish. i have a shovel and decide to dig. i dig a spot of ice near the shore. marshmallows pop out. i dig a connecting hole, making the hole bigger. more marshmallows pop out. i dig up the whole ice spot at once! a thousand marshmallows float into the swamp.

by a dead tree i see a dolphin. i can ride him around to access the river. i ride him upstream.

i find the spot where the dolphins live and come from. there are a few of them. i try to hop onto another one but i miss and drown.

i get a game over and have to start back in ... kakariko village. fuck this game.

i'm in "real life" now. i was playing a video game on the same shore i am sitting on. i am hanging out with jack and heather. we each are sitting on a stump.

my friend celina calls me over from a mini party happening under a pavilion to my left. i walk up a small trail and hang out with her. i dance really weird because i hate everyone there. i'm making fun of them.

i go back to heather and jack. heather is gone and her sister is here instead. she tells me heather went to her room. ok.... i walk thru the forest trail and find a door like her real door connected between two trees. i open it.

heather is buying weed from a girl who's a big dyke and simultaneously black and white. most of the time she's black. i hear her say "21 g for 17". they notice me but dont care.

the black women gets her shit packed in a small black lunchbox tied around her neck. it has a 12.00 tag on it. she leaves.

heather is high. my whole body feels mad (i would be in real life as i'm a jealous person).

time warp to me walking around with my mom at night. she's high, too. we are dumpster diving.

i keep thinking "you shouldn't focus on heather, you should be-here-now" but the feeling is too intense and has to place in the current situation.

my mom wants to dumpster dive in back of mcdonalds (uh ew) but i say its open 24/7. we hang out near this big dumpster full of actual nice toys and things which shouldn't have been thrown away. i pick out a few good things.

Well after the SP i Had i sleept again ofc..
i had also a beautiful dream .. it was so..

i was with 1 friend.. my close friend i can say
and we were like searching for weed and so..
then i went outside and walked..
and i saw the Sun ..
then i saw the sun double time
and hten triple
and muliptiple..
like 1000 Times..
the sun was coming closer and closer..
then i went to walk somewhere safer cus it was raining and it was raining lava [ the sun was raining flames]
i went somewhere..
then i was lookin UP and everything was fucked up
i saw a train moving but in other side like the earth is changed.

i dont remember alot of more on this one
i remember a name it was all the time in my mind which was "Lilly" but correct name was Lindy or something.
;D

DREAM NONDREAM LUCID


Just a side note; I had basically taken a break from lucid dreaming via WILDs, but had been practicing ADA, and this is just proof that it works wonders. That and that being chased by cops is a dream sign.

My dream started out in late after noon, with me walking down a large hill towards an abandoned set of buildings. I had intel that there was a group of dealers selling weed in the abandoned Wendy's, so I had gone to investigate. When I got there I was searched by a large group of angry black men, before I was put in a line to wait for my weed. But I got bored and left. So I headed out and towards an abandoned Chucky Cheese. I got there and talked to one of the ladies and knew they were selling weed, so I went back to check out their sales, when I turned to one of the ladies in this next room to warn her there was a cop coming. As soon as he was in the room I ran for one of the side exits. As soon as I got outside, I heard sirens and ran for it. It was at this moment I realize I was dreaming, and said so. So I stopped running. One of my parent's friends from church was using an ATM, and waved at me, so I attempted to use Kamehameha, but that didn't do anything, so I walked along. I tried jumping several times, but gravity seemed way too high and it hurt to jump, so I wandered in to an opening in one of the walls and found my self at Hogwarts, where my friend Julia said, "Don't get eaten by the trees." I nodded and smiled at her, then looked towards the sky. The amount of stars visible was out standing and I was in awe at the amount I could see. I thought at the sky, "I wish for lightning in my hand." Lightning streaked across the sky in space, and then down into my hand. Every time I opened my fist, I'd let out a thunder bolt. I let a few fly in rapid secession, and then saw many statues of Zeus, because I felt like him and started thinking of him. I then shot Zeus in the forehead and then turned around, but I woke up.

This first dream is out of order, but I went ahead and posted it for the Nightstalker Task Club.

July 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 241: Arise From Your Grave
Series: Task-tacular, Episode 2
DILD



It was night time and I was hanging out on the deck of some random house. There were several other people with me, but I can't remember who they were. We were talking about forming a Resistance Group in order to fight off the military. Apparently, some other country had taken over the eastern United States. During these talks, I suddenly realized I was dreaming.

I jumped off the deck and landed in the yard below. There was a full moon and the trees around the area looked quite sinister in the dark. It reminded me of the Nightstalker Task Club. I decided to resurrect some bodies. I looked around the yard and noticed a large area where the grass had died and there were scattered tombstones. I stood above it and started muttering some made-up incantation. I flexed my fingers and started to feel a force connected with my hand. It felt like my hands were magnetized to the ground. With a bit of extra effort, I slowly raised my arms/hands up into the air. As I did this, the ground began to crumble in front of me and a group of zombie soldiers emerged from the ground. They were wearing very futuristic gear and holding strange looking guns. Their body armor was metal and very robotic. It was sort of like soldier from Halo, only with less armor coverage. They moaned and wandered randomly around the yard I was in. They didn't seem to be interested in me at all. My hands still felt heavy, so I lifted them even higher into the air. A large metal frame began to surface. It was the frame of a Knightmare (a mech unti from the anime Code Geass). It was black and looked awesome. I couldn't wait to get into the knightmare and kick some zombie ass with it. As I was climbing into the unti, my dream began to fade. I thought, "No please, just a bit longer...don't do this now!" I tried to hurry up and get into the knightmare, but I awoke before I got the chance.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Task-tacular," I take on the Advanced Tasks of the Month, Tasks of the Year, or some other sort of predetermined dream task. Stay tuned for more episodes in the series.



June 15, 2011
Lucid Dream 242: Free Table Show
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 11
DILD



I was at some huge park-like area. There was some sort of mellow music concert going on west of my position. Me, JT, Cliff, and some other random people were sitting on top of a grassy knoll. We were passing a blunt and I was slowly becoming lucid. Finally, I full grasped the fact that I was dreaming.

I looked around and saw a baseball. I picked it up and told JT that I would challenge him to a throwing contest. He threw first and it went about as far as I expected. I then put some extra thrust into mine and launched it. As it soared across the landscape I used my lucidity and dream control to push it further and further along. Finally, it landed after traveling and impossible distance. We threw again and the same thing happened. JT had caught on and said, "Wait a second? We are dreaming aren't we?" I laughed and told him that he was a bit slow today.

We took flight and flew down toward a large blue building. I landed in a seated position on the window seal. A few moments later, JT came crashing into me and I fell backwards through the window and into the building. I fell around 20 feet onto a concrete floor. It didn't hurt in the slightest. I got to my feet and jumped up into the rafters. I started swinging around the rafters, using the beams like a gymnast. After doing this for a bit, I landed back down on the concrete floor. I noticed there was now a group of people sitting at a table in the middle of the room. I recognized many of them. One of them was the asian chick from the tv show, "Glee." Another was a girl I know, "Nii." I walked up to her and began kissing her. We kissed for a bit and then she pulled away from me, smiled and said, "Not here!" I told her we were dreaming and it didn't matter. She didn't believe me at first so I told her to do a nose pinch RC. She did and then started kissing me. I pulled down her shorts and slid "myself" inside of her. I started banging her on the table as everyone else just seemed to watch us. It was a little strange, but I didn't care. After a bit, my friend Cliff walked into the room and started talking to me. We carried-on a conversation as if I wasn't having sex with lots of people watching (can't remember what was said). I began to get really intense with the thrusts and the dream started to fade. I just kept on going and eventually everything went dark. I immediately prepared to DEILD.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



July 15, 2011
Lucid Dream 243: Everybody Dance Now...
Series: Land of Dreams, Episode 12
DEILD



I transitioned back into the dream and found myself on a stage with a closed curtain. There were quite a few people on the stage with me and they turned and told me to get ready because they were about to open the curtain. Everyone was standing still with their eyes looking toward the ground. I moved into a vacant area on the stage and did the same. The curtain opened and I could hear people cheering and clapping. It then got silent and some music turned on. It was a pop song, but I can't remember the lyrics. Everyone started dancing, so I did as well. Apparently, this was some sort of dance competition. Naturally, I made my way up to the front of our group and started dancing in the spotlight. The crowd was going insane as the rest of the group stopped and I was performing a dance solo. I did a crazy variation of the moonwalk and performed some Usher-like dance moves. The music then changed to a rap-like club song. A very attractive chick joined me at the front of the stage and we began dancing in a pretty sexual manner. The crowd loved it and started throwing flowers on the stage.

The music stopped and I noticed someone had beer pong set-up on the stage. I went and challenged two guys to a game of pong. With my superior beer pong skills and a little help from lucidity, I was kicking their ass. The cups kept changing into strange glasses of many random sizes. A couple were no bigger than a shot glass, but I managed to make them anyway. The game never ended because more glasses and cups kept randomly showing up all over the table. The dream was very unstable at this point and I had to stop and stabilize the dream several times to keep it going. Eventually, it completely faded and I woke up.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I was with my first girlfriend. She was smoking a blunt
She threw the end of it on the ground and I was a little disturbed.
She wouldn't do that in waking life. Anyway, we got in her car. It
was her Camaro. She had a weird tray with marijuana on it. There
was also a pipe. I tried to explain that she was asking to get in trouble
because if she gets pulled over for anything, she's in trouble for the
weed also.

All of a sudden, we are getting pulled over. I am now not in the car,
but outside, hiding behind a staircase handrail. The police find me.

They look in my eyes and think I'm stoned. I don't smoke, so I know
I'm not, but I'm worried because my eyes feel so heavy. I know I look
high. I tell the cop I don't smoke and that I have a CDL, so I can't anyway.
They don't care, but my dream ended there.

Went to bed 1:15-1:30
Goals: Teleport
8:54 The Teleportation Device Im in my house in my bros room and i go lucid. I check my hands and only count five fingers but i am convinced so i check again and count only one with my hand being shaped really weird. I check many times throughout the dream and the most common one is fingers coming out of my other fingers. I start to get excited but i quickly calm myself down and decide what i should do. First i head to my bathroom to look in the mirror. On the way as i exit my bros room i rub my hands together. The dream feels really stable, and exactly like waking life. I dont rem doing much in the bathroom. I decide to head to the living room.

My bro is in there and i tell him we are dreaming but he just ignores me and asks if i want something to snack on. This reminds me of my lucid goal to eat so i say sure and head to the kitchen. When i get there and look i quickly change my mind and decide to head outside instead. I cant rem why i changed my mind. I go outside and start walking around my frontyard. I was going over everthing that had happened so far to help me rem. Once again i am amazed by the quality of the dream and would easily mistake it for waking life. I remember crouching down and looking at the ground to stabilize, it was so detailed, every blade of grass some green others brown or yellow.

I looked up at the sky and noticed there were mostly rainclouds. At first i thought i would try to make it rain but instead decided to make lightning strike. I focused on a cloud and imagined lightnig falling from it. I imagined seeing and hearing it. A second later a loud bolt of lightning formed and fell from the cloud. I almost lost my shit at this point i was so happy to have dream control working. I did it again in different spots of the cloud, doing it several times until im satisfied, i rem three times. I decide to head back in. When i do my bro and sister are in the kitchen. I tell my sister that we are dreaming.

Now i want to smoke so i tell them that and head for my room. When i get there the lights are off and i dont want to mess up my lucidity so i go into my bros room instead. Rachelle is there and is watching tv, i go get some weed and head to tthe kitchen. I hand it to my bro and for a moment just reflect on the dream. I rem thinking how happy i was to be in such a stable lucid with dream control. My brother rolls up the weed insanely fast and when hes done he has multiple kinds even though i just brought some crappy weed. He hands me a joint saying its the best one and i light it up. I notice he did a terrible job rolling it, and the end i am lighting is spilling weed all over. I get it lit and take a couple hits off of it before handing it back. I remind them we are dreaming and tell them about the lightning.

Then i say ok guys im gonna teleport and i turn to my pantry door. I start at the bottom left and draw my fingers up tracing the door. As i do this a blue dotted line outlines the frame. I flip out so excited that all my dream control is working. The room turns into a large wooden box and i step inside. I rem the door of the box for some reason had a small pot plant growing in the side of it and when you closed the door it clamped the leaves. I moved the plant. There was also a shit load of stuff on the floor but i just ignored it and i think it went away. I put my hand on the wall to the right and looking away imagined there were buttons. I felt the controls manifest instantly under my fingers. I looked and there was a lightswicth and a nob. I did it again on the very front of the door and created another console with many buttons.

I put my hand on it and said repeatedly in my mind, take me to my room in the dream castle/ I imagined my teleportation room shakiing violently and moving upwards. I started to feel it and it was like being on a rollercoaster. I start to close my eyes hoping that it will help create the new dreamscene. I open my eyes a bit and am still in my box and as i start to close them again i feel the dream fading. I decide to just roll with it and try to DEILD. It feels like my dream body flips upside down and starts falling until i land in my real body. It was incredibly strange sensation/. I lay still and soon fall back to sleep into a false awakening but i lose awareness. The time in the fa was 10 something when real time was 854. Luckily the fa didnt last long and when i woke up for real it only took me a second to sort it out. I just hope i didnt forget any good details during my fa. Had a shitload of fun though and am so glad to finally have some success with my dream control

May 20, 2011
Lucid Dream 235: Mystery Warehouse
Series: The End of Days, Episode 3
DILD



I was in some sort of strange warehouse building. There were bulk supplies scattered all around the large room. Instead of a ceiling, there was a thick layer of fog. There no walls either. Instead of surrounding walls, there were heavy, black stage curtains. Me and my friend Ryano were sitting on stack of pallets, smoking a blunt. He hopped down and started climbing up a giant stack of fold-out metal cots. I could see the tower of cots starting to lean and I said, "Ryano, you big bastard! Those are definitely going to fall over." He kept climbing anyway. Sure enough, the stack of cots fell over on top of him. One landed on his right leg and broke it. It was pretty brutal actually. His broken tibia was sticking out of his leg. He howled in pain for a bit as I lifted the cots off his leg. He then told me thanks and stood up. He started walking around with his bone sticking out of his leg and acted like nothing was wrong. I thought, "There is no way he show be able to walk right now." I asked myself how that was possible and I began to suspect I was dreaming. I performed a nose pinch RC to confirm.

I look at Ryano as he lets out an overly dramatic sigh and hunches over a bit. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "My legs don't match. I need to break the other one." I laughed and helped him find something to break his other leg. I found an aluminum baseball bat and asked him if I could have the honor of smacking him with it. He agreed. I took a Happy Gilmore swing and cracked the bat against his left leg. I heard his bone crunch and he toppled over. He stood back up and now had bones sticking out from both of his legs. He now seemed very happy.

I then decided to explore this strange place. I took flight and busted through one of the nearby curtains. I arrived in what seemed to be a ninja store. There were katanas, ninja stars, and tons of ninja-like gear. I grabbed a crazy looking curved-blade sword with dragon hilt. I then sliced through one of the curtain walls and entered another store. This one appeared to be a chinese antique shop. There were many decorative looking items, statues, and a vending machine with only green tea. I decided to trash the place with my dragon sword. I smashed up the glass, broke some statues, knocked over the vending machine and took a drink of green tea. I thought to myself, "Yup, this shit is just as disgusting as in waking life." Needless to say, I didn't take a second drink.

I cut through another curtain and found myself back in the warehouse where me and Ryano were earlier. Cliff, Chris R, Deej and some random DCs were in there as well. I started doing some ninja warrior-style cliffhanger climbing on the various structures. The DCs seemed impressed as I jump-hanged from structure to structure, using only my fingertips to catch myself. One of the DCs below started preaching to the rest of us. He was shouting, "The anti-christ is nigh! Soon it will all be over." I ignored his ramblings and took flight once again. This time, I flew up through the fog (ceiling). I was now in a large room with solid walls. There were tons of empty cages and the room was fairly dark. I heard something that sounded like a growl. I looked down one of the aisles of cages and saw a dog snarling its teeth at me. Suddenly, about 20 dogs swarmed me and began biting my arms like a police dog does. I pulled away and took flight. I began swooping down at the dogs and snapping their necks. I noticed that the preaching guy was in the room also. He started yelling, "It has begun! The anti-christ has let out his hell hounds. Today marks the beginning of the end!" The dogs were now engulfed in flames. The preaching guy rambled on and on as I battle the hell hounds. During this battle, I awoke from the dream.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.



May 22, 2011
Lucid Dream 236: Chalices of Fate
Series: The End of Days, Episode 4
WILD



I woke up after a relatively uninteresting non-lucid dream and decided to WILD. I performed my technique and go into SP after about 15 minutes. I felt my entire body sliding up and down. I was laying on my stomach and my face rubbing against the pillow causing friction. It started to burn and I had to remind myself that this was all a hallucination. I was able to take my mind off of it and my body started floating around the room. After a bit, my body stopped and I knew I had completed the transition.

I stood up, turned, and dove head first out of my window. I took flight before landing and flew toward the horizon. I decided to fly into the clouds. I flew in and out of the clouds and they made "puffff" noises whenever I flew into them. I started scanning the ground below for something interesting. I saw a lake, so I flew down to take a closer look.

I landed on the boat dock and saw a man wearing a shiny blue robe. He seemed to look vaguely familiar. As I approached him, I recognized it was my dream guide, Merlin the Wizard. I said, "Where the hell have you been?" He looked at a loss for words. I said, "You are suppose to be my dream guide and you haven't showed up in over 2 years!" He said, "You really didn't need me anyway." I thought, "What a dick." I asked him why he was there now and he told me that the fate of the world was in my hands. He said Armageddon was coming soon and he had to give me something. I noticed Merlin's eye were red and puffy. I said, "You could have at least came and smoked some weed with me every now and then." He looked at me and seemed to zone out. After several moments of silence he gave a chuckle and said, "Yeah." I laughed and thought to myself, "He is fuuuuuucked up."

Merlin then reached inside his robe and pulled out two golden cups. He told me that they were the chalice's of fate. He said I had to use them to strike down the dark lord. He handed me one of them and then held the other one up in the air. He seemed to be admiring the way the light made it shine. Suddenly, the cup slipped out of his hand, clanked on the dock, and fell into the lake. Merlin let out an unconcerned curse and pushed me off the dock and into the lake.

I cursed his name as I dove down to retrieve the chalice. The lake was pretty deep, but the visibility underwater was awesome. It noticed the bow of a wooden ship was sticking out of the sand at the bottom. There were also many fish swimming around the area. Some were as large as I was. I spotted a barracuda and thought it may attack me. I cursed for letting the thought enter my mind. Seconds later, the barracuda snapped at my feet. I was able to dodge it easily and realized I had excellent agility, even though I was under water. Pretty soon there were sharks, barracudas, and these strange alligator-dolphin hybrids all trying to attack me. I spent a long time just dodging the fish in a comical way. I was mocking them and then dodging at the last second. A couple times, i grabbed one and threw it into the other fish.

Finally, I dove down to the very bottom of the lake and started digging around in the sand. I expected to find the chalice slight buried and I eventually found it. I saw several treasure chests scattered along the bottom of the lake, but somehow I knew there was nothing in them. I then looked out into the lake. I just saw a massive wall of dark blue and I got a little freaked out. I swam quickly toward the surface and took one last peak out into the deep water. I saw the shadow of something massive. I mean, this thing was 100+ feet long. I freaked out and felt the dream fading. I prepared to DEILD.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.



May 22, 2011
Lucid Dream 237: The Marathon
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 10
DEILD



I transitioned smoothly back into the dream state upon waking. I was now laying on the lake shore. I noticed there was a large group of people in the sheltered picnic area. As I approached, I noticed there were tons of attractive females in the group. I walked up to the front of the area and shouted, "Ok ladies. It is time to start the marathon. I have no doubt we can break the guinness world record. I then took the hand of a nearby female, unzipped my pants and she began blowing me. All the females got into a line behind her. I walked down the line and let each one of the blow me for a bit. I think a couple of them were grandmas, but I let them have a turn anyway. Many of the girls were getting naked also. People started dancing and the scene changed to a club. I continued to jump from blowjob to blowjob. Some of the girls, I couldn't feel anything. Some of them, it felt amazing. After a while of this, I shouted, "We did it! Celebration orgy time!" Everyone in the club started stripping and it turned into a massive orgy. I spotted a sexy asian and walked over to her. I began kissing her when the dream began to fade. I couldn't hold on to it and I woke from the dream.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

The first part of the dream that I remember is being in the mall. We were leaving a hurry because I sensed that this guy was a serial killer and that he was following us. He was going to kill me because I didn't believe in God. Another man from the store ended up approaching me. He claimed that the government was going to be putting a chip in my brain, they had already done it to him and I was next. I assumed he was a schizophrenic and hurried to get into my mother's car.

We, my mother and I, were leaving and we saw these kids getting busted. This cop started searching their truck for what seemed like no reason. They strted finding all kinds of pot and the cop was giving them a hard time calling them all sorts of horrible names and stuff acting like they killed someone. I remember her saying something about them getting their weed from Jamaica. We were waiting to get out of the parking structure and my window was down so I started to talk shit. There were a bunch of people around so I was being loud. The cop looked like Becky from my lab. I said, "Way to arrest people for delivering people's medicine. A law gets passed and then our bitch governor goes and delays it so sick people can't get the medicine they need, and now here you are ruining a couple kids lives and treating them like shit for deliveing what the law said shold be allowed." Everyone was cheering for me and stuff.

Some guy walked up all pissed off and was giving me shit, telling me I'm a pot head. I told him I don't smoke weed because I have a busy life and put it behind me for that reason. He said he use to smoke weed too and us having to quit is proof that it's bad. I told him that some people are different, some people can smoke it once in awhile without smoking it every day. People are different. Just because he can't handle it doesn't mean it's evil and that no one else should get to use it. He got really pissed, and I felt threatened so we rolled up the window and pulled forward.

We were trying to get out of this structure, but their were two cars blocking us, the first was backing up over and over and pretending to go forward and then stopping. A guy walked up and put a gun to our window. I started looking for another gun so I could prevent him from hurting my mother. Somehow I got one and I put it up to the window, aimed at his chest, and pulled the trigger. It just clicked. He started sticking his gun through a hole in the car door. I'm not sure what happened at this point, the next thing I remember is being in a back seat next to my mom with some crazy guy up front. He was apparently the true target of the police and since I had created a scene he didn't get caught. He was a serial killer. He said some garbage and I was extremely afraid. I felt like since I had to open my big mouth, now my mother's life was in danger. It was my fault. I was so angry at myself. I started searching for a way out I thought maybe this is all just a dream and closed my eyes in an attempt to collapse it, when I opened them I found myself outside and the vehicle drove away with my mother inside. I became more angry than I've ever been. I shouted, "Fuck this! My mom couldn't have been kidnapped, this can't really be happening! This has to be a dream!" I started slapping myself, trying to figure out if I was dreaming or not, I couldn't tell.

I decided, dream or not, it didn't matter anymore. I had lost the most important person to me in my entire life and I had to get her back. I would do anything to do it, no matter how illegal. So I got in my vehicle and floored it after the car. I was going to kill this man. I got on the freeway, and began accelerating until I hit full speed. I was weaving in and out of traffic, but I couldn't find the vehicle anywhere. I went up a hill and then down. While going down I thought to myself, "I wonder if I could skate down this somehow..." All of a sudden I was riding one of those disks that you sled on in the snow. I was skating downhill on it, and would hit the uphill part right after and launch into the air. I began skating down this freeway at extreme speeds, down and uphills, jumping them when going back up. That's when I realized I was definitely dreaming. Not only because I was skating down the freeway on a sled (it would seem that should have been the duh moment) but because of the amount of air I was getting and the lack of pain caused by the fall from it. It did feel like my ankles were getting soar though, it was really weird, and that made me start to question it again haha. Basically I just continued skating until I woke up. Skating down the freeway at mach 5 on a sled disk is intense!

May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 229: Pleasure Dealer
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 8
DILD



It was spring break. Me and a bunch of my friends were in some random city. The celebration going on in the streets and bars reminded me of Mardi Gras. It was even more over the top though. There were people having sex in the streets and in the bars, drugs were absolutely everywhere and there were no police to be found. It was crazy. I was with my friends Chris R, Cliff, Diddy, and Mike. I was smoking a blunt with two attractive females and things got interesting. I began making out with them both and one of them stopped and said, "I can't, I have a boyfriend," or something along those lines. She left and the other asked me if we could find a room somewhere. I told her that I was not paying for a room and I would just bang her right here in the bar. I bent her over the bar as I finished smoking the blunt. There was another female beside us who just sat there and watched. I thought it was a bit strange, but I kept f***ing anyway. Finally, this female walked over to us and whispered in my ear, "I'd like to give that a try." It turns out she was a porn star. The first girl left and I started railing the porn star. After a bit, she pulled away from me and started getting dressed. She told me that she didn't approve and she was done. She walked away and I put my pants back on.

I walked back outside and saw Chris R standing across the street. He told me to follow him and we entered a large building. It was some sort of club and Chris told me he owned it. I thought, "What? Chris doesn't own a club. What is going on here?" I started to suspect that I may be dreaming. Chris then looks at me and says, "Since this is a dream, I own the motha f***er!" I performed a quick nose pinch RC to confirm.

Chris was now sitting on the nearby couch with about five females on each side of him. He told me to take my pick. I told three of them to follow me. We walked up the nearby stairs and into a different section of the club. I put my hand on top of one of the girls' head. On cue, she crouched down and unzipped my pants. I messed around with these three for a while and returned to the top of the stairs. I yelled down at Chris, "Send a couple more up!" I then imagined a specific person and tried expecting her to be one of the two. It didn't work. Two other females came up and I sent them to "play" with the other girls. I the told Chris to specifically send up the girl I was wanting. I saw AB walking up the stairs and she looked gorgeous. I took her into the room where the other five girls were all playing naked twister. I began kissing AB and laid her on a bed in the corner of the room. I began f***ing her and after a bit, Diddy and Mike came into the room. Diddy said, "Quit wasting lucidity in here and lets go do some cool shit!" I agreed and left the room.

We were now outside and standing in the street. There was a river running beside the street as well. The scene had completely changed and we were in a more rural setting. I noticed there was a row of gigantic billiards (pool) tables. There was also a lattice fence running along the sides of the pool tables. Decorative plants were hanging from the lattice. We jumped up on the pool table and began running along the row of them. There must have been 1,000 tables lined up end to end. We finally came to the end of the row and jumped down off the tables. We were now in a fancy art shop. There were vases, expensive looking paintings, etc. I told Diddy that we should do some Assassin's Creed stuff. I began running up the wall and grabbing ledges that were conveniently placed around the shop. I ran up one wall and grabbed a glass shelf. The shelf came loose and I dropped back down to the ground with the shelf in my hand. The vases that were sitting on the shelf were still suspended in the air as if the shelf was still there. It was an interesting site. I slammed the glass shelf and shattered it on the ground. The vases then fell and shattered as well. I then had a false awakening.

I awoke and looked around me. I saw a river running to my left and realized I was sleeping on a pool table. Somehow, I didn't instantly catch that I was still dreaming. Mike and Diddy were standing there as well. I noticed that I was holding a toy boat in my hand. I looked at it for a moment and then looked around me again. I saw an actual boat going down the river and it looked exactly like my toy boat. It instantly kicked in and I realized I was still dreaming.

I flew out to the boat and landed in the water. I began jumping out of the water like a dolphin and followed the boat. After a bit, I flew up onto the boat and entered the door into the boat's interior. I was in a large room that absolutely could not have actually been inside this small boat. I notice my friend Hammer and Christoff were in the room. I told them both we were dreaming, but they didn't believe me. I then began performing super jumps in the room and said, "I couldn't do this if we were dreaming." They agreed and I noticed someone else had entered the room. It was a guy wearing only a shirt and nothing else. He was making strange noises and I noticed his ass was made of human hands. Or rather, it looked as if someone had fused hands into his ass. They were underneath a thin layer of skin and were moving around in a strange manner. It was an odd site and the guy started telling jokes. I can't remember what the jokes were, but they were extremely funny. I awoke while listening to the jokes and wondering what they hell happened to his ass.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 230: School House Rampage
Series: Friends, Episode 12
DILD



I was in high school with my friend Mike B, Cliff, and my brother. We were skipping class and were hanging out in a large storage closet. They were playing against each other on Nintendo DS'. I was looking through old lost and found boxes to see if I could find anything cool. I found a box full of old NES and SNES games. I was excited and started going through the games to see if there was anything rare in there. I ended up finding some awesome games when a teacher busted into the storage room and started yelling at us. The teacher was actually Oprah Winfrey. She stopped fussing and said, "What is it that you guys are playing anyway?" The informed her that they were playing Mario Kart and I could tell she was interested. I talked her into skipping class as well and playing some Mario Kart with us. She finally stayed and pulled out her own DS and began playing. I went back to searching for old video games in the lost and found boxes. I noticed that the SNES games I had picked out kept changing. I was sad for a moment when I realized that I was dreaming and these games were not actually going to go into my collection. I then performed a nose pinch to confirm.

I turned to Mike, Cliff, my brother, Oprah, and a random male DC who was now there. I said, "We are lucid. Cut that shit off and lets go do something." I shoulder rammed the store room door and busted it open. Everyone went their separate ways except for the random DC guy. He told me he didn't know what lucidity was and he was just going to follow me. I told him a few quick things about lucid dreams and started showing him some cool stuff. I phased through the corner of the wall and came out the other side. He tried, but got stuck and I had to pull him out. I told him to take a running start, but he slammed into the wall and fell backwards again. I then said we would try something easier, like a door. We both took off running and dove headfirst into a classroom door. We slammed up against it and crumpled at its mercy. The door flew open, but we definitely didn't quietly pass through it like we had hoped. The classroom was full and all the students were staring at us.

The teacher at the front of the class didn't even seem to notice us. I jumped up on one of the students' desk and began jumping from desk to desk without touching the floor. I was sort of making a game of it. Once I started this line of thought, students began pushing me and throwing objects in my path. I dodged most objects and managed to stay on top of the desks with a few close calls. I noticed the students were in the middle of taking a test, but instead of paper, they were all writing on CDs with sharpies. I noticed an attractive girl in one of the desks. Somehow I knew her name was Zilo. I walked up to her, kissed her and told the entire class to "watch this." I then took off running and dove headfirst through the window of the classroom. I passed through the window like a ghost and the random DC guy followed my lead. We were now in a different room.

There was a mirror in this room and I told the DC you could pass through these as well. I placed my hand on the mirror and started to push. My hand sunk into the mirror and I stepped through it with the rest of my body. The DC followed and we had arrived in a different room with more mirrors. These were high off the ground, so I floated up to one and passed through it like it was vapor. A teacher had followed us through this mirror and was searching for the DC who was with me. She was looking to get him in trouble, so we ran. We met up with Cliff and ran to the front of the school.

We were exiting the front of the building and I thought we had managed to escape. The DC with us jogged out in the front lawn and was immediately surrounded by policeman. He was then gunned down from about 20 different angles. The front was now full of people and policeman. There were benches and picnic shelters set up around the area. I shouted, "You all have f***ed up now! I shall kill all who fired a shot." I grabbed a butter knife that was laying on one of the tables and began running around the lawn slitting throats. Some of them didn't cut well and I had to sort of saw their throats. After I had sliced a bunch of DCs, I turned around and looked at what I had done.

Most of them were not dead yet and were struggling for air. There were family members panicking and trying to help out the victims. I heard random words of comfort like, "It will be ok," "Just hold on, I'll get an ambulance," "I will always love you," etc. Cliff walked up to me and gave me a speech. It was something about doing terrible things and there was no way out of it now. He suggested that we both jump off the Cliff together and end all of the pain now. I knew jumping off would end the dream, so I was hesitant. I took another look around and the scene was absolutely tragic. It was full of suffering and I genuinely felt bad for what I had done. I agreed and me and Cliff walked to the edge of a cliff (lol). We both jumped off this massive cliff side and I felt free as I fell to the depths below. It was a nice feeling. We slammed hard into the ground, knowing it was going to wake me up, so I prepared to DEILD.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 231: Canine Talents
Series: Land of Dreams, Episode 13
DEILD



I felt myself wake up and transitioned smoothly back into the dream state. I was in my room, so I got up and voe head first out of my window. I started performing super long jumps across the landscape. After several of these, I took flight. I flew around for and decided to examine a house below. I landed in the hard and walked up to the window of the house. It was dark inside, so I pecked on the window to see what would happen. I heard a growl to me left and quickly looked over. There was a dog snarling its teeth at me. A bit amused, I decided to run and let it chase me. I took off running and the dog followed. I could hear it barking viciously as it chased me through the neighborhood.

I was just about to get bored with it when the dog split into three separate dogs. I began performing parkour-like tricks avoiding the three beasts. After a bit, I turned and put my hand up in the "stop" position. All three dogs stopped running and sat down in front of me. They now looked friendly, so I whistled and held out my hand. I began petting the dogs as I sat down in a nearby lounge chair. I watched as one of the dogs began molding the other one into something. It was reall strange watching a dog walk around on two legs and mold another dog into a gun. I picked up the gun and noticed it was musket pistol. It only had a single shot, so I fired it at the third dog. It was a clean hit and the dog yelped and toppled over. On cue, the original dog walked over and began molding this dog as well. He molded it into a pair of binoculars. I picked them up and looked through them. The viewing range on this set of binoculars was amazing. I looked out at a mountain in the distance and could see animals frolicking in the woods. I observed the environment through these binoculars for a bit, but unfortunately woke up during the process.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

Date: 05-12-11
Length: 5 Hours
Vividness: 9/10

My girlfriend Dakota and I were at a snowboarding park.
We watched the snow machines plow right by a hill we wanted to board down.
We got in line to ride down the hill, and I saw Seb and a couple other friends.
I rode down the hill first, and was going really fast.
It felt amazing with the wind in my face.
I got completely launched off one of the ramps and straight into a wall inside of a cave.
It didn't hurt, even though I plummeted into it at full speed.

We walked back to the starting point and say down to go eat lunch.
I believe I was recording dreams onto Dream Views as I was sitting.
Dakota got up and walked away.
She passed Seb and flirted with him by touching his hand a bit.
I got up and talked to some friends.

The dream skipped to a weird little house.
My friend Garrett had come over and we were sitting upstairs on the side of the bed.
He pulled out three bags of drugs; weed, cocaine, and these weird strawberry looking things.
I thought I heard footsteps so I told him to put it away.

I went to go check and Mike (one of my friends renter), and my mom were talking downstairs.
Mike asked me if Dakota was doing any work in Chemistry and I said no, but I was sure people in Westlake were.

-frenchblablabla

VIVIDNESS was like 70%
and LUCIDNESS was like 30%

Hmmmmmmmm hey..
so i sleept last night 2 hours only...

then i woke up cus of my alarm .. and i switched it off
and put it after 10-20 mins
i sleept
and again i turn it off.
then i put the alarm to wake me up after 1 hour..

i said ok i will LD now and sleept..


so what i LD'd i think it was
i was in Cyprus with 1 friend . . . i dnt know who so we flied like 100 feetson the air with car's
and he couldn''t catch me
it was a battle , i was laughing so hard lol cus he couldnt catch me, like all the time...
then after like 5 mins flying i stopped flying that high and i wanted to leave home

i saw my self and i said hmm how come he got car and i dont but i still can fly...
lol then i tried to go home and i though is i was super stoned and i could fly ,
because i could even slowmotion fly... i saw my dad at the door of home and didnt event there.
then i had dream with a supermarket i had this before also
i was at the fruits etc store and i had to measure fruits and so on and sell them.
ive forgot what then somethingk happened and i woke up..
then i switched totally my alarm off.

next dream which i said i will LD again :

well i sleept and i woke up at my room , i saw a girl from my school at my room
i was like hmmm what she wants here
she was walking out and in from my room all the time
she left her Necklace and so at my pc desk
i was chcecking them then she left somehow ,, i woke up and sleept again and what was my dream?
i had SP before it and litle HI also my second FA .

i was in my room but my room was fulll different and every thing was broken any mixed anything ,, i was scaried lol if someone comes to my room he will bla bla all the time..

what happen then? i heard my bro waking up.. hmm k
there was weird scene lol.
i wanted to fight him i got near my bed , i took 1 cola mix Bottle full .
my brother was sending my MSG's at msn
i was like wtf and i could read them somehow , but iwasnt on PC and i was answering too
so what he told me was like
hey "premium account megaupload ahaha"
i couldnt stop laughing , then i told him somehting like shut up and he came to my room asking me wtf u said ah ah , i drop to him the bottle and he started fighting we started fighting i couldnt fight lol i had no energy to hook u p my bottle and he did , he slapped me 2 times with the bottle and i woke up .. lol .
[in that dream i think in real life i was fighting the air cus i saw something falled down and it happened also in that dream]lol.


i've sleept and i had SP and HI
so i was litle scary but i still know that i was just dreaming so i woke up my self and took my mp3 player put music on and sleeped.
ok so what my dream was my mom came to my room and she asked if i could go somewhere orsomething , i told her i am sick etc i wont go to school or so.
he went to the doctor and brought me a paper to give to my school so they know i am sick.

k then i heard my mom will leave from germany for few days.. and brother too i guess
so i forgot really what was i doing it was like i was preparing to do something when they leave or so .. then i went to airport somehow and there was my brother sitting . he was staring all the time at the girls lol.
so we eated something from McDonalds and then a friend came there and took me to the toilets lol , he wanted to make fun so he push me to the woman's toilets and the girls was laughing i was laughing too and he was pushing me all the time.. i then push him too and went to male toilets to take a piss , but he took me and push me again to the woman's toilets lol...
i dont remember then waht happened it was like my mom left with airplane and i asked her
if she went to doctor cus of me and so.

i woke up then i guess..



KarLi

April 20, 2011
Lucid Dream 221: A Little 3-Way Action
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 6
DILD
around 7:00am



I was at a big 420 party and we were all smoking. There were like 12 of us in a circle passing around 3 different bongs with blunts nestled in them. Some random guy was sitting next to me and was talking about having sex with the girl he was with later. He asked if there was somewhere he could take her. I told him we would figure something out. Later on, we were playing beer pong. My partner was a very attractive female and her friend. They told me that they were bisexual and they have had sex with each other before. I told them that after this game, we would go back to my room and smoke a blunt of my best stuff.

The dream may have skipped ahead. Me and the two girls were smoking in my bedroom. One of them was sitting on my lap and the other was sitting beside me on the bed. One of them asked what I had done earlier that day for 420. I tried to think what I had done, but I couldn't remember. I then realized that I had no idea when this party even started. I got a strange feeling and I realized I must be dreaming. I did a nose pinch to confirm.

I said, "F*** the rest of this blunt.." I then began kissing on the two girls. After a bit of kissing and feeling them up, they both started blowing me. I looked over and noticed that the guy from earlier was getting a blow job from a girl right beside me. I looked at him and said th following in a very concerned manner, "You are still here! I thought you had left already?" He looked confused and said, "Nah, man...I am here to party!" I then said, "Sorry man, I thought someone had told you already. Your mom was in a car wreck and she is at the hospital right now." He looked shocked, pulled up his pants and ran out of the room. I looked at the girl who was blowing him and said, "Its unfortunate, but there is no need to stop the party." I then beckoned her over. I laid back on the bed and she crawled up on top of me. She proceed to get completely naked and assume the 69 position. I was giving her head as the three of them were giving me head. Unfortunately, the dream faded after a bit of this and I couldn't manage to hang on to it. I awoke from the dream.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

April 17, 2011
Lucid Dream 220: Munchies
Series: Friends, Episode 10
DEILD



....I completed my DEILD and found myself laying in the floor. I stood up and noticed I was in some random house. Cliff and Chris R were there, along with a couple of DCs that I didn't recognize. I stood up and perform some quick stabilization. The door bell rang and one of the DCs answered it. There was a pizza man standing at the door holding a pizza. The DC handed him a 100 dollar bill and I thought, "That is a bit much for a pizza isn't it?" The DC closed the door and turned back to me. He said, "Now, it is time for the best smoke on this side of Alaska!" He opened up the box and there was bag of some very nice looking bud. The entire bag of weed was in pellet-like buds. I jumped up and said, "Lets smoke this shit out of the Wooly Mammoth!"

I walked around the house looking for the largest smoking device I could find. I walked into one room and saw like 30 different glass pieces. I wanted to smoke out of them all, but I resisted. I looked around a bit more and opened up a closet. In there, I found a glass bong that stood over 6 feet tall. I brought it into the room and set it down on the floor in front of the couch. I stood up on the couch, so I could hit this massive beast of bong. One of the DCs was about to light it for me when I said, "Don't bother!" I held out my hand and he handed me the lighter. I lit the lighter up and then used my other hand to grab the flame. I then dropped the flame down and it hit in the stem perfectly. I took a massive rip from the gigantic bong. With a wave of my hand, the stem pulled/flew from the bong and a DC caught it. I was instantly high as a kite.

The two unfamiliar DCs were amazed with my flame drop and stem trick. I told them I was simply, magical. Cliff and Chris looked at me weird and then performed nose pinch RCs. I could tell they had now became lucid as well. The others took turns hitting the mammoth as I walked around the house a bit, trying to figure out where it came from. I examined it, but I determined that it had been completely created by my mind. I didn't even notice a familiar room. I walked back into the living room and one of the DCs was eating some chips. He looked around and said, "None of you guys bought your own munchies?" I said, "Motha fucker, if I get hungry I'll go out and kill me a farm animal...like a goat!" Cliff and Chris laughed, but the DC seemed concerned. He said, "You can't just kill a goat!?!" I then proceeded to tell him the "jungle law" from the live action Jungle Book movie. I said, "Yes I can. You kill to eat or to keep from being eaten. That is the jungle law." The DC seemed enlightened by my words.

After a few moments, I started feeling hungry. I looked around the room and saw a black goat just randomly standing in the corner of the room. I grabbed the goat and it was trying to bite me. It had huge canine-like teeth, so I grabbed it behind the neck to keep it from biting me. I then walked around the house looking for a knife. I found a pizza cutter and I carried the goat back into the living room. I slammed it on the coffee table and slit its throat with the pizza cutter. I then cut open its chest and stomach. I reached in with my hand and pulled out its heart. The heart felt like it was nerf. I took a bite and the texture was that of a nerf football, but it tasted like a juicy steak. Everyone around me reached into the goat and pulled out some organs which also appeared to be made of nerf foam.

After eating a bit, Cliff told me he wanted to teleport to a different scene. I told him I would make a portal for him. He said he wanted to go see Mickey Mouse. I waved my arm in pretty ridiculous manner. After waving for a bit, I managed to open up a fairly small portal on the wall of the house. I told Cliff he just had to take off running and dive head first into the portal. He backed up and took off running toward it. He dove, but missed the portal completely. He passed through the wall. I looked out the nearby window and saw him soaring through the air. He landed in the parking lot below and then took flight and flew off into the distance. I felt the dream slipping and I just allowed myself to wake up.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

April 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 209: Attack of the Water Demons!
Series: 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 8
DILD
around 8:30am



I'm chill'n at my old high school. There is a large group of us sitting in the front lobby during lunch break. We are talking about weed. MA is there and I am surprised to hear that she smokes. I told her that she should smoke with me sometime. I look at her and I noticed her eyes were just a shade darker than lime green. She asks, "Why don't we go smoke right now?" I told her I was down. Me, her, Cliff, Diddy, and another person who kept changing identities snuck off into the weight room. MA pulled out a bag of and informed us it was some pretty good shit. Cliff rolled up a blunt and we began smoking. The identity changing guy kept watch as we four smoked. We talked about weed and how I would have never guessed she was a toker. We finished the blunt as the end of lunch bell rang.

We all sprayed ourselves with some air freshener that was sitting in the weight room and exited into the hallway. We were high as shit and were borderline geeking as we made our way up the steps. I made a suggestion to do this everyday at lunch and everyone agreed. At the top we still had a few minutes left and Diddy brought up lucid dreaming. I began explaining ADA (all day awareness) and I realized that the school looked way different than it should. I thought back and said, "Oh shit. We are dreaming right now!"

I became lucid and I told everyone to do a RC. Everyone started noes pinching and I heard a scream from behind us. I turned around and BC(10) came running up to us and said, "The demons are here!" I was intrigued. There were students screaming and running around everywhere. I didn't see any demons though, BC said, "They travel through the pipes." Suddenly, the nearby water fountain turn on and made a gurgling sound. Then a blast of water shot out of the fountain. The water was in the shape of the aliens from the movie series, "Alien." It zoomed across the floor and then took human form. It was a very attractive female. She had taken form right behind and random student and snapped his neck. I decided to finish off this terror.

I flash-stepped (a teleportation technique from the anime series, "Bleach") behind the girl and threw a punch. She transformed into her water demon form and my fist put a hole in her. It didn't phase her one bit as she fell into a puddle and slid away from me. She took human form right in front of water fountain and laughed. She put her mouth on the water fountain and blew into it. Suddenly, the water fountain a little further down the hall began spewing. An eruption of water created another water demon. This one transformed into a male in its human form. I got a feeling that he was the weaker of the two, so I told everyone to take him on and "leave the bitch to me." My friends took off passed me and began battling the guy.

I approached the girl and tried to think of a way to damage water. A fought her for a bit, but she just laughed and turned to water with every punch or kick I applied. I managed to avoid her attacks by flash stepping a lot. After a bit, I realized what to do. Using pokemon logic, I flash stepped in front of an electrical box, opened it and punch it as hard as I could. Electricity sparked and began running up my entire arm. It hurt a bit, but I took it like a trooper. The electricity caused an intense buzzing and tingling in my arm. I could see it glowing and turning a blue and gold. I pulled my arm away and looked at it. My actually arm from my fingertips to my shoulder had changed. My actual arm was navy blue, but it was mostly covered in yellow lighting that spider-webbed my entire arm.

I turned back to the demon and could see the fear in her eyes. She transformed into water and headed for the water fountain. I slammed my fist into the ground like Jax from Mortal Kombat and electricity flash across the ground. It slammed into the demon and transformed her back into her human form. She had been knocked against the wall and there was smoke coming from her. I saw her flicker into her water form a couple times, but she was unable to transform again. I yelled at my friends to come finish her off and I would handle the guy. We swapped and they battle the injured female demon.

He immediately took off for the fountain and a shot lightning out of my fingers. It missed and he put his mouth on the fountain. I flash stepped to the other fountain which had started gurgling. I put my thumb over the hole. He smiled and back off his fountain. My thumb forced the water back to his and it erupted and produced another water demon. This one also took the form of a girl, but she looked shy and harmless. She was wearing glasses and casually walked between both battle and shouted words of encouragement to both sides. Mostly she just said, "Everyone...do your best!" BC had now joined me and told me that they never could find a way to finish off the demons at her old school. She told me that they used t be human. The guy used to play baseball, but got hurt and could never play again. I figured their back story would give a clue to their weakness. She told me the girl had got caught rigging the vote for prom queen and was stripped of her crown...little did she know, she would have won anyway. BC told me that the final girl was the smartest in the school and got caught cheating for other students and was expelled.

Me and BC fought the male demon for a while. After each attack my arm had to recharge. Instead of forcing the issue, I decided to play along with what the dream had given me. Finally, BC was able to distract him a bit and I nailed him with a bolt to the chest. He shook it off rather quickly, but was unable to transform again. I began beating the piss out of him and grabbed him by his leg. I thought, "His weakness must have to do with his injury....what could it have been." I slammed him against the wall, shoulder first a few times, but it didn't seem to do much. I said, "Is it your legs?" I then held him by his arms and slammed his legs against the wall. He smiled and said, "Not the legs....but...." He seemed like he wanted me to guess it right. It suddenly pooped in my head. "Its the knees isn't it? You were a catcher!" I bent his legs and slammed both knees against the ground. He groaned and I could tell it had damaged him. I grabbed each leg and twisted it right at the knee bend. A light flashed and I was now holding a voodoo doll.

The guy was standing in front of me I looked happy. He said, "You released me from my curse!" He told me that his life was in my hands and he pointed at the voodoo doll. I asked for his name and he said, "LeClair." I asked if he still had his water powers. He said, he could still take the form of water, but the demon had been released.I told him that he should stick around and join my army. I also told him that he was free and regardless of his choice I would lock his voodoo doll in a safe where it will never be found. He accepted my offer with a fist pound. We joined the other and engaged in battle with the demon chick. I speared her and had her pinned to the ground, she kept saying, "It all seems possible!" I looked at her and said, "It isn't possible. You are absolutely stunning, there is no possible way you will lose the vote for Prom Queen." Like before, there was a flash and I was holding the a voodoo doll and the girls spirit formed into a person in front of me. I noticed the other girl who was encouraging everyone had also broken her curse. She explained that her curse was broken when her friends had been helped. They were the ones she had tried to cheat for. The prom queen was named Rose, and the other girl was Carrie. They joined my army as a trio.

They told me they were all half water sprite/half human that had fallen into darkness. Sprites apparently aren't much different from demons and can cross over if they aren't careful. I introduced them to my friends Diddy, J-Dub, Ryano, MA, BC, and Changeling. I said, "We really don't know who he is. He changes identities every 30 seconds or less. We just call him changeling." LeClair, Carrie, and Rose were teaching me how to turn into water and I almost had fully transformed into a puddle when the dream became unstable and started to fade. I knew it had been a long one, so I decided not to DEILD. I didn't want to forget anything.


108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 13 - LeClair, Carrie, Rose (the water sprite trio) - The H2O Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 30, 2011
Lucid Dream 206: School Days
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 7
DILD
around 5:30pm



I am the teenage version of myself, walking around a school that resembled my old elementary school. I was walking behind the "new girl". The girl was actress, AnnaSophia Robb. She walked around the hallways alone and didn't seem to make eye contact with anyone. She went into the library and I decided to follow her in. I noticed she kept looking over at me while I browsed around the library. I decided to make my move and go speak to her. I started bullshitting about some book that was nearby and I got her to laugh. She then brushed me off as if she wasn't interested. I knew otherwise. She checked out a book and I followed her. I was trying to talk her into going on a date. She playfully declined and entered the elevator. I asked her if she would at least tell me her name. She smiled and said goodbye as the elevator closed. I took off down the hallway and noticed that my feet just started sliding/gliding along the ground. It was as if I were skating. I was reading one of O's dreams the previous night where he was doing this same slide skating. Must be where this came from.

I skated my way to the steps, jumped up on the railing, and grinded/slid down. I met the girl as she exited the elevator. She smiled and said, "You wouldn't be following me now would you?" I told her that she hadn't answered my question yet. She said, "I answered your question. I declined, remember?" I replied, "Ah, but you answered the question incorrectly. Luckily for you, my question follows the, "no child left behind" idea. So, you have to get it right before I stop bugging you." She smiled and kept walking as I tagged along. Whenever we came to a set of stairs, I would unrealistically jump all the way to the bottom. This school building was like 5 floors tall. There was a small set of stairs in the hallway that led up to flat landing and then there was another set that led up a bit more and the hallway continued. We both started running at them and she said, "I've got you on this one. I was the state record holder at my old school for the high jump." I randomly became lucid as we were running.

She jumped and cleared the first set of stairs. I jumped and cleared the first set, the platform, and the second set of stairs. She seemed surprised and amused at the same time. She then entered a room and I followed. It was a large empty room with mirrors covering one entire wall. It was a dance room. I looked into the mirror and saw a reflection of my high school self. She changed her shoes and started stretching. I plopped down on a bean bag in the back of the room and fired up a blunt. She started dancing and seemed to have forgotten about me. She was a really good dancer and her style was beautiful. She noticed me and said, "I suppose you wouldn't leave if I asked you to?" I replied, "I wouldn't be here if you didn't want me here." She smiled and said, "You are pretty full of yourself, huh?" She then went back to dancing.

I looked around the room and noticed that there were three people sitting on the floor right behind me. They seemed to be playing poker. I heard a whisper in my ear say, "Faith." I turned and the girl was standing in front of me, "My name is Faith." Me and Faith attempted to join the poker game, but the guys were acting really immature and one of them got up and said, "I don't want to play cards with a stupid GIRL." They all got up and left the room. Faith seemed sad and her eyes started watering a bit. I hugged her, kissed her gently and said, "Don't cry over those idiots. They are just jealous." She asked what they were jealous of and I said, "Jealous of you. They totally wanted me for themselves. One of them was just dying for me to bend him over." She laughed and playfully gave me a shove. I smiled and took her hand. I told her I was going to show her something cool.

I took flight. We flew up several sets of stairs to the top floor and then landed. I explained to her that we were in a dream and could do anything we wanted. I took off and started running along the side of the wall. The first few steps felt like I was running sideways and then my perspective instantly changed. The wall was now like the normal ground below me. I stepped up to the ceiling and felt like I was running upside down for the first few steps. Then my perspective changed as if the ceiling was just the ground. I stepped onto the other wall and then back onto the ground again. I flash stepped back over to Faith. Finn from the t.v. series, "Glee" was now with us. I told both of them that they just had to believe in themselves and they could do it to.

A teacher walked out from a nearby classroom. She handed Finn some eye drops and said, "Here, these will help." He put the eye drops in and handed them to Faith. She put them in and handed them to me. I said, "Eh, I have pretty good clarity already. I don't want to mess it up." Finn convinced me to put some in. I used the eye drops and the clarity/vividness increase by 100x's. My vision was otherworldly. It was as if I had the eye power of a hawk. I looked all the way down the long hallway and could have spotted a fly on the wall (the hallway was at least 200 yards long). I have never had vision like this in a dream before. It seriously was 100x's better than waking life vision. It is really hard to explain how crazy this was. It didn't zoom in and out or anything like that. I could just see way better and further than normal. It was really amazing and I wish I could see like that all the time. In waking life as well.

I grabbed the old teacher and kissed her on the mouth and said, "Thank you, thank you! This is awesome. Those aren't normal eye drops are they?" She smiled, shook her head and said, "They are Eagle Drops." Me, Finn, and Faith started running matrix style along the walls of the hallway. The other students didn't even seem to notice us. I knocked a few of them over and they just got up and acted like nothing happened, lol. I was running along the wall and accidentally stepped into an opening to the girls bathroom. My perspective flipped back to normal and I hovered in the air and exited the bathroom. The old teacher was standing nearby and she looked like she was about to scold me. I quickly said, "Nah, that doesn't count. I never touched the floor in there." She pondered for a moment and said, "I guess its ok." Finn, Faith and a few other students let out a triumphant and corny, "Yeah," in unison. As if my perfect record was on the line in a corny teen movie.

The dream started to become unstable and I couldn't do anything to help it. It had faded to black and I thought I was waking up. I then felt someone slip the eye drops into my hand. I blindly put in the eye drops and the dream instantly cleared back up. I thanked the old teacher and looked for Finn and Faith. I heard Lady Gaga's Bad Romance playing, but didn't see anyone. I followed the sound of Lady Gaga (even though I despise the song) and it lead me to a concert area in the school. Faith and Finn were actually singing the song and putting on the concert. Faith sounded just like Lady Gaga. I leapt into the air, over the crowd, and flew up to the stage. Faith held up her hand and I flew by and gave her a high five. The crowd started cheering and I continued to fly around the area. It seemed to be a large club with a bar and lounge area. I proceeded to engage in some mischief.

I grabbed a large plastic mug and began slamming it off the ground and then zooming to catch it. I started slamming it off people's heads and catching it as well. It finally broke, so I flew around knocking people's hats off and knocking their drinks and food over. After a bit of knocking things over, I swooped down and started stealing drinks. I would then splash the drinks in people's faces. It was a lot of fun. I finally touched down in the lounge area. I overheard a guy talking about a new line of hats coming out. One was a Carmelo Anthony, Syracuse hat. He also started talking about an Iverson Georgetown hat. I noticed he was wearing a UVA sweat shirt. As I approached, I noticed that he looked a lot like me. I felt the dream slipping away. I was going to DEILD, but I couldn't recall the start of my dream, so I allowed myself to wake up instead.


Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!