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02.08.2011

Bundle of Fragments (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was engaged in an m3 shotgun fight with somebody. I killed them and another person came up. I jumped over them and shot them in the head.

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Jordan Mencel decided to take off from his regular music and was singing a concert. He sounded absolutely terrible. He was autotuned, but it was like... 15 cents flat every time. It sounded very raspy.

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Metro Police from HL2 came into my house to search for money printers.
"You can't prove that. You need a warrant. They looked pretty intimidating, but I wasn't giving in one bit.
"You need a warrant. You can't prove I have anything."







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cut mp3. Those two words say it all really. Nothing to explain here. Cutting mp3s in FL Studio 9 or 10.

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I was in my old theatre teacher's class. We were in the auditorium doing something for a play.

No clue what she failed/should have passed.. All I know is what I was thinking.
A girl failed and was crying hysterically. She couldn't understand it either. (neither could I, she should have passed with flying colors). The teacher said "appreciate your the talents you have and quit crying over this."

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Another girl from this same class was playing a rock concert. She was playing guitar. She wore a short pink dress, it was mega hot. Haha.

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I was in a minecraft world (though it wasn't cubed or 16x16 texture. It was like real life.

"I need some dirt blocks to finish this." I said.
The skidder looked at me, made a few futuristic noises, and said "over there." He was holding a minecraft block (or rather, sphere) of the globe.







I went over and grabbed this ball of dirt and carried it and continued building my dirt wall.

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It's late in the evening and I am pretty beat from the day, so I decide to get in a few z's and maybe a short dream.
Shortly after closing my eyes, I find myself in the middle of a dream

I think I am outside, in a metropolis, and the vibrant blue twilight is bathing everything in a nice royal blue tinge. I can't remember what prompted me, but I reality checked with a nose pinch
I'm dreaming
Everything begins to feel like it's vibrating at a very high frequency and I am suddenly in the void.
I am surrounded by darkness, but I can see myself. I hear, feel, and see that everything is vibrating very fast so I try stabilizing by looking deep into my hands.
The stabilization seems to be working, but the vibrations eventually make me fall back into reality.

Fuck! I curse under my waking breath. I'm awake, but something feels off...

I reality check . . . Awe yeeeaaahhhh
I jump out of bed and I am outside. I am stabilized.
I think about the list i've made of tasks to do while lucid and I decide on a few first.
I make a great leap to test my abilities. Once I land, I leap once again and take flight!
To Chichen-Itza! I am soaring in the sky; against strong headwinds I push on.
Dont think about flying! I tell myself. Dont think about the fact that it's not possible. I begin to doubt myself and i feel more and more turbulence. Look at what you've done, fantastic. I plummet to the earth . . .

Son of a bitch! Awesome as it was, I didnt make it to chichen-itza . . .
I reality check with another nose pinch
and I fly straight up out of my bed. Hehehe
Seeing as flying to chichen-itza was met with a crash landing, I try a different approach.
Still flying, I drag myself across my ceiling over to my closet in an attempt to use it as a teleportation device. As I approach my closet I see myself standing there, with some sort of holographic purple cube floating in my hands. Somehow i know that this is my interpretation of death. This isnt something I was going to deal with at the time so I cast it off as ridiculous and fly off, but before I leave my house I remember to check myself in the mirror to see if my astral form is any different then my regular self.
I look into the mirror and see myself. My plain old regular self, black jeans, black bullet bill t shirt, short black hair. I may have been holding something in my right hand.
Somewhat disappointed that I was no different, but also somewhat relieved, I decide to try teleporting via another method. I recall reading about the spinning technique to change location and a falling back technique used for the same purpose.
I do both at the same time for lulz but i wake up in my bed.

A RC and I fly out of my bed once again. I fly out the door, dragging myself along the ceiling (this is like when you are playing a video game and your character is running forwards, but there is a wall in the way so he slowly slides to the side while still running forward lol) I try and draw myself a portal with my finger this time. I trace out a large rectangle, it has sparkling edges but the portal itself is a void.
Im not too sure if I should enter, there is something strange about it.
Before I can enter, I'm awoken by my my family being loud.
Soon after I awake, I realize that the house in my dream was not my house. This house was a bungalow with bright yellow-orange walls with a white ceiling and large potted palms out in the front.

All in all, I had a good time

To Infinity… and Beyond
I am flying a space ship in outer space as in EVE online, though I am not flying one of the many EVE ships, I am flying my own Fire Valkyrie. I am flying through asteroid belts hunting pirates. I decide that the pirates I am finding in this belt are far too easy, so I need to go into a lower security zone. What zone am I in now? I push a couple buttons on my control panel and see it is a 0.8 zone, so it is really no wonder that the pirates here are easy. I decide to head into low security space, so I pull up a map that shows the surrounding solar systems. One of them is a 0.3 system, so I decide to go there. I locate the nearest jump gate and head over to the 0.3 space solar system, plotting a course to an asteroid belt as soon as I come out of warp. I ignore the usual warning from Concord saying they can't guarantee my safety in a 0.3 security space… When I reach the asteroid belt I am immediately greeted by the transmissions of pirates, and there are quite a few of them. One of them is a big one, yay! A fight starts, it turns out the smaller ones are still very easy to destroy… only the largest one takes any effort to get rid of. I fight the pirates and destroy all of them, then it is time to gather my loot. But I'm in my Fire Valkyrie… where am I supposed to put the loot? Fire Valkyries aren't chosen for their cargo space… I figure I'll take a look at what the loot is and figure out what to do with it. I check the large enemy first and see there are several pieces of expensive loot in there… I will make a load of isk off of this! Yay!

Game On
I am in an arcade, but the arcade is also a casino of sorts. There is a contest going on, and the jackpot is to be won by the first person to play a series of ten video games and not lose any of them. I decide I am going to accept the challenge, so I start off playing the games. It seems most of them are games I am able to play easily, though they aren't games I particularly like. I am on a winning streak, however, and there are only two games left… and they are both games I should have no problem with! The first one looks a lot like EVE Online, though it is a single player game. I get on the game and start shooting down the enemy ships. There is a kid standing next to me, the kid says I need to move and give him a turn on the game. I say I will in just a bit, I just need to score 100,000 points. The kid leaves and comes back with a woman who is an employee of the arcade. She says it is the kid's turn now, move. I ask if that means I won't be able to win the contest. She says the contest isn't won unless I win on each game in a row, so if I quit, I lose. I say I'll finish the round then, and then the kid can play. She says no, leave now or get thrown out. They're cheating! They're not letting anyone win the contest! I am annoyed at that. I step away from the game and lose, I am going to lodge a complaint. I'm not sure who to complain to… I am trying to figure that out when I wake up.

Zombie Stomp
I am at Alicia's house, and I know I need to get going home so I can get some stuff done. I can't remember what it was that I need to get done… but if I don't get to a computer soon, time is being wasted. For some reason she doesn't want me to leave until another of her friends arrives. Her friend is already late… I wish she would hurry up and come before it is too late. Finally we decide we need to go out and find Alicia's friend. We go out and get in my car, though we have to go back in the house for a few more items before we actually leave. I don't think anything strange about the fact one of the things we get is weapons. I select a katana that is particularly sharp, it will do perfectly. We go out and start looking for Alicia's friend. It is dark out, so I am having problems searching. We drive down an alley and find her friend surrounded by zombies. I do a double take at that and then I realize what the sword is for. Alicia's friend is up on a large dumpster trying to keep away from the zombies. I attack the zombies, though I think I am the only one who fights… but it is not difficult. These zombies are the slow moving dumb kind, and they have soon been relieved of their heads. I am trying to get Alicia's friend back to the car now, I want to go home and do something productive. She is being difficult, apparently traumatized from her encounter with zombies…

I'm in a hospital.
The colours are those revolting cream, peach, and off white tones that are always present in hospitals and old folks homes. There is a grandmother, not my own in real life but i feel as if I am her granddaughter or grandson. She is an old white haired woman. Her husband passed away some time ago and she seems to have unstable alzheimer's, as she occasionally remembers where she is and what time she's in. This is almost a tear jerker for me.
She is in for an operation. She carries with her her late husband's hats as comfort. She wears one hat and refuses to take it off, or swaps them; when she remembers where she is, she places the hats back, knowing that he is gone.

1. I'm sitting in a chinese restaurant with my friends. It decorated semi-modernly with a cool colour scheme revolving around blues and greens. The owner is a taller white woman with white shoulder length hair with 2 larger dogs; one a shaggy brown/black/white border collie-like, the other just as large and shaggy but I cant remember what breed. She may have been the wife of some asian guy.
I see my friend J, she's with her boyfriend but he seems to be Teller (from the magic duo Penn and Teller). We decide to catch up in a very peculiar way. We both lie face up; her on top of me. I'm unsure of how we got into this position.
[rating 18-A, maybe R]
She goes back to her table, as I do mine.
I notice that this whole time my sister has been distracted with these little dough ball like desserts. Although, they might be little creatures. she's obsessed with making them flat and making sure the dogs don't eat them. J and Teller leave. Bored with this dream, I wake up

2. My friend H and I are in my old room, but this seems to be my dorm room. We are trying to get high as some girl in the room next door watches. He finds some sort of sticky substance used in the making of cigars. I feel as if the girl is either interested or judging us.

3. I'm texting my friend E. My friend E then texts me about dream 1 and she think's that she was J (or in J's shoes). "But how did you know [I] wasn't wearing any panties" is what i distinctly remember from a text.

4. A battle is raging in the Great Hall of some kingdom's castle. The royalty is defending and the rebels are trying to break through. Among the rebels is a young King Arthur. I am watching from the perspective of a peon or some foot soldier, who is inevitably killed in battle.
After my death I am watching Arthur from 3rd person.
Arthur takes an arrow in the shoulder as he presses on, frightening the enemy into retreat. Within the Great Hall, the medical team works quickly to aid the weak and dying.
Dragon trainers are brought in and the leader of the rebels has taken a liking to Arthur. He is given instructions on how to ride a dragon. The enemies are riding Dark Cubes (cubes and polygonal shapes of some sort of purple energy/aether/aljkdhgd). The knights of the round table also are incorporated in this dream somehow...

Spirit

I was following someone and they said that there was an evil spirit i their room. sure enough I walked in and felt a creepy invisible presence. I went around the room for a bit trying to banish it... but the presence only gotstronger and I started gettingscared not remembering how i usually banish spirits from dreams, (Which is usually calling on Jesus.)

ride home.

I remember falling into a dream where I was in J's car from work. She was giving me a ride and I was in the backseat with Asuka. Asuka was just being quiet. Me and J were having a discussion and I was telling her to not worry about Asuka if she gets mad at her...

I'm at what seems to be a carnival or a theme park with these 2 girls, one of which is blonde and the other my friend A, and my friend H. Some graphic moments (and details I will not write down) later I wake up... that was weird

First Dream I'm in a baseball stadium, sitting high up in the nosebleeds. I'm not watching the game and I'm not even aware if there's anything going on in the arena. My attention is on the rowdy fans around me. Some are yelling and arguing. Eventually, fights start to break out. I've had enough of the pushy natures and left.

Second Dream I feel like I'm outside of the parking lot of the baseball stadium. But it's nightfall whereas the first dream took place during the day. There is a man, presumably my manager. There are other coworkers around me and our manager is busting a vein, completely chewing us out and telling us that we're worthless and threatens to fire us (for whatever job, I don't know). One woman in particular is an anime character, Celty from Durarara. He's picking on her the most. She begins to cry and I won’t stand for that.

I take her by the hand and lead her away from the scene. She's still very upset, so I suggest that we should drive off someplace where we can gather ourselves and feel better. We do. I'm riding on a motorcycle opposite to hers, and she texts me "Thank you, that was very nice of you." (she communicates via text) I laugh and tell her with my thoughts that it was okay. She's surprised and amazed by this. Celty asks how I can communicate with her through our thoughts, I reply that I'm lucid dreaming and I can do anything. When I think this, I ride faster and faster until I cannot see her beside me.

Third Dream I'm revisiting a haunted house I used to work at. The owners greeted me and showed me to the entrance so I could have a peek at this year’s new look. I'm appalled to see that the price of entry was $26! I refused to pay and the new workers are offended by this. The owners kindly show me in anyway without me spending a dime and I'm suddenly with an old friend that I used to have romantic feelings for. She's scared and clings to me, holding my hand while walking through the maze. One actor wearing a wolf mask greets me from behind and presses the muzzle of the snout against the back of my neck. It wasn’t a scary gesture at all. I shivered so violently and pleasantly that it almost wakes me. I shake that feeling of waking off and continue to walk with my friend.

There is a fork in the road of the maze. We chose the left side and it becomes a scavenger hunt. We have to find a ruby in each room we enter. It isn't very scary. The rooms are relatively normal and even cute. But my friend is more frightened than ever and that made me nervous. We were careful in the first two rooms, checking to see if there were monsters or anything of the sort that would hurt us, but there weren't any. I was relieved when we reached the last room. It looked like a fifteen year old girl's bedroom. It was painted red and white and pink. There were stuffed animals and heart plush toys everywhere.

My friend found the last ruby beneath the bed in the room and she silenced a scream when she looked back in the last room we came from. Inside there was a sleeping giant. It was so enormous I could only see its legs. When I told her that we had to creep out quietly, I felt a very sharp bristly gnawing sensation cuffed around my left ankle. Beneath the bed where my friend took the ruby, something was trying to pull me under with it. We both screamed and I woke.

Thoughts and Stuff When I woke up, I realized that my left ankle was scratching against the edge of my bed. It really freaked me out. It felt like the dream was still happening. And as calm as I was at first in the last dream, it really felt nightmarish. I'm not sure why. If you would like to share some insight, feel free.

Didnt remember much, I have jotted down "alcohol impaired?" so i guess I was drinking that night

I'm shaving. Some girl tells me that I've missed a spot near my nostril. I find this sort of embarrassing

I've joined an art class. The class is located in a 'portable', the same ones that were used in my elementary and junior high school. All the chairs and desks are cleared from the middle of the room.
We are painting with water colour and stencils. Somehow i know there is an online forum for the students to compare pictures and help choose projects.
The instructor is a tall eccentric guy with some raving red cargo pants and disheveled brown hair.

I am with a group of friends, but I dont recognize most of them. Two are my friends H and G. Our group is in this big house and we are making home made videos of 'what if something happened and only one of us lived' sort of thing. My take on this was comedic and involved acted necrophilia (this was weird) One of the female friends I can recall is a shorter girl with glasses and light red/blonde straight hair. I think we were in a pool.
H and I watch the video we made in the house's steam room. The video has an extra clip done in flash or MS paint about my friend G. Two white guys walk into the room, one is an old friend, and they play their video which is them eating melting chocolate to some symphonic metal german song about chocolate. He tells me it's funny because it looks like they're eating poop...
Wake up, record, back to sleep
I meet my elementary school friend A. I think we are in his room. Everything is vibrant in colour.

Once again, too lazy to get up to jot down any notes about fragments, excellent.

I'm in my living room but I dont think Im at home. I try the light switches, but the lights are not effected. My first thought is that im in a horror scene, but then I recall reading that in dreams electricity may not work. Upon realizing that I may be dreaming, I get too excited, shout out that "IM DREAMING"
I wake up

My friend Tim is at a grocery store and he's buying things with lots of savings. I remember lots of 50% off sales. There were vacuum sealed bags.

Most fragments I could remember upon waking I was too lazy to record

I'm sitting in the passenger seat of an old yellow car. My sister is driving in a large and mostly empty parking lot and she pulls up along a wall on the left side just close enough that I can not open my door. On the other side of this wall is a large freeway with overhead advertising signs.

I recall walking up the side lawn towards my apartment. It was evening time and many people were outside enjoying the weather. I walked up to my Dad's car. Then, I suddenly became lucid without dream signs! I was a bit suspicious though. This dream seemed very real to me. I cracked my fingers, which I can't seem to do in dreams. Hm, well, I only had one way to find out. I jumped in the air, and I started flying. Yep, this was a dream alright. I couldn't seem to remember the tasks of the year. So, I just flew off. I soon landed at a concealed area, where lots of frightened people were trapped. A TV screen on a wall turned on. It wa Jigsaw from the Saw movies. What the hell? He did the usual and asked if we wanted to play a game. Then, a Hydra came out from a pool which wasn't there before. The Hydra starting killing people. Shit! I noticed a jet in here too. Where the hell do these things keep coming from? Oh well, I gotta use it. I jump in and take off. I fire multiple missiles at the Hydra. I blow of some heads. Oh damn it all. So the Hydra now had eighteen heads. Shit! I land now, as the Hydra continues. I can't recall this part too well, but I believe I blew it up with a ki blast. I'm not too sure. But then, I saw a girl trapped in a giant brick made of bricks. I punched it and it split into two parts. The girl was free now. Now, Jigsaw cane out. I got pissed at him. I fired off a Kamehameha at him. This really hurt him. Then I beat the shit out of him. Finally, I stuck my middle finger and index finger on my left hand, and gouged his right eye out. At that point, I awoke.