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Jelly Beans

A lady was lying on a massive mound of jelly beans. She was ill and said she only felt comfortable lying on jelly beans. She asked for more to complete her jelly bean bed. We (myself and the doctor) decided that she needed 300 more. Suddenly, she turned around and said that she would only accept brown/coffee coloured ones. I get out a massive colour catalouge and showed her a few colours.

Work and a Family Argument

I was at work, this time in my store in Mothercare. I went into part of the store. A man asked me a question about kids DVDs. They had to be about bugs..I picked out from the shelf; a Bugs Life, Ants and some other one. The man was really happy and bought all 3 for his son's birthday. I obviously couldn't put them through the till, so I asked him to go to the Mothercare tills as I worked for Clarks.
We were all running around really busy, I said to one of the Team Leaders that we had something to do, she said ''I've already got someone on it''. I replied ''I love being the manager, everyone just does my job for me' (Which is no -where near true - Lol!)
I am running around like a headless chicken, trying to get everything ready for close.
Then I am pulled into my Boss's office. My Dad and his fiance (Fiona) are in there, she is crying and upset, there is no sign of my boss and the Office is now my Mum and Dad's old bedroom, of when they were together, before they split.
Fiona was saying that when we ran the store together, (which we never did), that I had a better relationship with the mothercare manager than she did. I said that she was part time, so all the meetings that I had to attend were mainly carried out when you were not working. I said that the Back To School meeting I tried to get you in, but you said you were too busy to come in. I just make an effort with these people because I have to work with them everyday and I'm sorry if she felt that way.
I can't remember what she replied but she was crying. I spoke to my Dad and then I left. I went into my room and cried my eyes out!


Naked Party

I was in my house. The only person I recognised was my fiance. He was laying on the sofa in jeans and a black shirt, half undone, and there were a couple of guys and girls opposite.
Next to my Fiance were two girls sprawled across him, they were both completely naked. One was laying next to him and the other was sitting on the arm of his chair stroking his head.
The two girls said to me, ''Go on, you get naked too!'' I turned around and said ''sorry girls, its not really my sort of thing!'' But as I said that I started to undress anyway! I stood there completely naked, then I lay on the floor and then pretended to be asleep. I heard one of the guys say ''woah! She's got big tits, you're a lucky guy mate'' he said, signalling to my fiance.
Then we all started to have a water fight. We were throwing glasses of water at each other and water went all other the TV! I went to get a cloth and heard my Fiance's mum coming down the stairs. I quickly closed the door and quickly wiped up the mess on the TV.

I woke up!

01/25/12

School of Magic
I am in a large building with a group of people, we are there for a class. The instructor is a man I don't recognize, and he is teaching us about magical energy. The school seems to be some form of Hogwarts. The room we are in is a sort of auditorium. The instructor fires a blast of magical energy into a designated target at one end of the room. He says it is time for everyone else to show what they can do. A lot of the other students don't seem to know how to create the energy blast. I hear a woman's voice through some kind of speaker system. She is standing up on a balcony looking down on us. She says she will vaporize the lot of us if the instructor doesn't come up there and face her like a man. He clearly doesn't want to but decides he has no choice.

He goes through a door that leads up to the balcony from behind. I follow him, and several other students come along as well. A couple of them are saying I need to stay out of that, let them deal with their own problems. I ignore them and we get to the top of the ramp. There is a room off the balcony where the woman and the instructor are facing off. They both fire a beam of energy at each other, the energy intercepts in the middle… but hers is clearly stronger. I get closer to them and I focus on drawing some of that energy out of her attack and into me. Her energy beam actually curves off and heads into me, allowing the instructor's energy beam to get through and hit her. It was apparently a stunning spell of some kind as she is knocked unconscious. Now everyone is staring at me in amazement. I am feeling quite energized. Everyone seems speechless.

Card Depression
I am in a card shop that is in a large mall. I go into the shop and start looking around at the various things on the shelves. Most of it is too expensive for me to buy, but I am enjoying just looking. I wonder if I might be able to jack something small… maybe just a pack of cards or something. I glance around and I don't see anyone looking, I grab a pack of Pokémon cards and slip it into my purse. I feel I have done enough stealing here. I look around a bit more and I see there is a gaming room in the back. I go in there and people are comparing their Pokémon cards. Hey! I have Pokémon cards! I see the others are using their cards to summon real Pokémon. Cool! I open my pack of cards and I find I got two cards with Pokémon on them. The rest of them are assorted effect cards and other stuff I don't know what it is. The two cards with Pokémon on them is a Pikachu and an Espeon. I summon both of the Pokémon and they join a few others that were summoned by a couple other people in the room. All of the Pokémon are playing with each other. One of the others wants to have a match between them… my Pikachu indicates he is not interested, my Espeon seems to be trying not to laugh.

So my Pokémon follow me out of the card shop and into the mall. I wander through the mall for a while. I leave the mall and find there isn't really a parking lot, but there is a lake there. There is also a large dump truck pouring trash into the lake. The trash turns the water black. I tell them to stop doing that, they're poisoning the lake. A man driving asks why that should matter. Pikachu zaps the truck with a bolt of lightning, Espeon telekinetically throws the truck into the air where it disappears from sight. I look at the lake, there are dead animals floating in the water. I find that sight to be so depressing… I am wondering what I can do, and what good will it do if no one even cares? Pikachu and Espeon seem to be trying to cheer me up, but it doesn't help.

Last night I had a dream about. Me waking up in space. Not knowing that I was in a dream I screamed. And then I noticed I could here myslef. I started to know I was in a dream. I jumped of my bed and started to float. Then I thought maby I should try to fly. So I tried to fly and I just woke Up

1. Something about a rivalry between all the planets

2. Something about re-reading some books I'd read previously as a child and finding them far too heavy-handed in their message

3. Something about really strange water-slides, including one with a robot polar bear that launches you into the water and one with antelopes that push you up the hills.

4. I'm on a really big cruise ship. I decide to go explore, just to see what there is. First I eat some leftover cheesecake from a party. Then I find an indoor train that tours the whole ship and board it. The train passes several interesting-looking shops, and I stop at one (whose name was something like "Cossette Boutique") that sells replicas of stage costumes from Les Miserables. Finding I look quite sharp in an Enjolras costume, I buy it. Next thing I know, I'm being chased around the ship engaged in a lightsaber duel with someone who can't seem to decide whether he's Darth Vader, Darth Maul, or James Moriarty. I run up stairs, slide down banisters, weave around dinner tables, veer off into hallways, and even try ducking into a bathroom to take off my vest and attempt to hide my Force-presence. No dice. The duel makes its way back into a dining room where Darth Whatever activates a switch with the cork from a bottle of wine. I head to the end of a hallway with an elevator, but the elevator won't open, and all the doors in the hall were locked. I'm cornered. I ask if I can have a moment to telepathically bid farewell to my padawan (because apparently I have a padawan now...) and make my peace. He obliges, then runs me through.

Then I decide to run around the ship topless because I'm totally a ghost now and I'm so sure nobody can see me. But everybody can (though they apparently don't notice the seminudity), and they congratulate me on my excellent theatrical performance.

I don't remember any of my dreams last night. It's weird though, because ever since i had my first lucid dream (since last year) i haven't been able to have another one, and my dream recall is getting worse, instead of better. Maybe i'm just over-thinking it, *shrugs*.

Something to do with Skyrim, and that's all I remember.
Last night was a bad night for me in terms of sleep.

My LDs lately have gotten really really repetitive. I'm getting tired of talking about the same 2 themes. I'm going to try spicing things up tomorrow. As soon as I can think of something. One thing I will say before going into detail about the dreams, my Lucid Mirror technique is just getting better and better. It is my best and most reliable friend in my lucid dreams. That's why he got a name. With capitalization.

I had 2 or 3 gender swap dreams again. They were shorter than the last ones, but this time I blame my horrible sleep last night. I woke up at 3am and didn't get back to sleep until almost 8am. Good thing I got the day off today! Only thing I'll say about the dreams is that I not only was able to summon up beautiful mirrors whenever I wanted to do my lucid lock trick, but I could pass by anything with a shiny surface and get the same result. This time, I passed an oven, and the shiny glass surface worked. I see my reflection, looks like me, then I widen my eyes, and they turn pale pale green, with swirly movement in the irises. I give my reflection a mischievous grin, and she smiles back. W00t now it's time to play. No sex details here, sorry, but one time I did whip it out in front of a mirror lol. I will neeeeever forget that.

Then I woke up about 10ish, still really sleepy, so I thought I'd try for some more LDs. The last ones ended too quick. I started having alot of those kinda scary WILD vibrations. Then, guess who visited me. Yep, Demon Danny. This time he was a true true dick. I didn't have eye paralysis this time, but I was really struggling to talk. I had to use so much energy to talk to him. Which is kinda how I'd been training him, by reasoning with him, yelling at him etc. Even my body movements were getting more and more laborious. One time, I saw him in my bed, so I struggled out a "Come on over here," and he got on top of me. He kissed me for a moment, but then grabbed my hand and started biting it without letting go. Mind you, I am lucid, so it's not too scary. Just ANNOYING. So I wake up, and I can feel the pain in my fingers subside. I tried a couple more times, still with the strange WILD vibrations and sounds, but he was being so stubborn and I could barely talk so I just said fuck it and woke up.

I don't mind the gender-swappy LDs so much, because I have more control (they just tend to be shorter than I want). But Demon Danny is a royal shit head, and I'm struggling alot with his behavior. I'm going to have to try something different with those. If I'm going to share my bed with another man, even if it is just in my mind, I'm going to need alot more cooperation.

I was in my bedroom. It was really dark and scary. I saw my mom passing by and someone said in my mind that I had to stop denying my feelings about my mom.
I laid down in my bed. I got a feeling that there was a void inside of me that continuously growed larger. I could also see some kind of black hole with white sparks inside of me. It felt like I was going to disappear. I then thought that there is no such thing as nothing. After that, the black hole turned into energy and I felt carefree and like everything is just a game. I started to spin around my axis and thought that I was evolving.

I was in a flat with a bright room. I felt there was a distance between me and the people in the room. Unfortunately that's all I remember.

I am part of an underwater expedition. We are walking on the sea floor without any breathing apparatuses or diving equipment, yet we are able to breathe and move as if we are on land. The dream plays out like the puzzle books I would read when younger, which would give you tasks to complete such as finding items. In the dream, the task is to find all the scattered limbs of my dead colleague. While looking, I notice two Shellder

There was some financial crises where everyone could only spend a certain amount of money each day. We were in the desert and we're having trouble trying to take the rest of our money out. There was some sort of military trying to get us for some reason. We might have had too much money. We called people we trusted trying to get money transferred to their bank accounts and were having trouble. It ended with me trying to take 10k out and getting declined. The bank manager came and said it would be impossible.*

Kara and I were moving out of the apartment and into a smaller one. The place was a mess from the move and we were siting on the couch discussing random things.*


Was with Tina at yoga about to play m. Playlist. Someone else wanted theirs so I let them. I was tired for some reason and didn't like the tiny crowded room we were in. I must have passed out and some up in the middle of the yoga and was scared. I didn't know where i was and how I got there. I crawled out of class and told Tina what happened. I pulled I together and went back into class. The class kinda sucked and I wasn't that into it.*

Had a dream where I overdosed on something. I don't remember what but it was like my dmt overdose. The whole room changed colors and I blacked out. I felt piss on myself as I starting peeing my pants. I don't remember the rest.*

I was hanging out at some Russian office. The boss was really horny and was hitting on all these young girls. I was making fun of him and the others that worked there. It went into a scene where his young girl broke up with him. *Then w went for another girl younger than her and they were making out in a corner. *I thought it was funny. *

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Seems my LD rate is increasing, awesome! Although I'm not having any long lucids in which I think clearly and achieve tasks I've set up, it's always something.

21.30: Sleep

05.30: Fragments
*I'm on a dock, fishing in a rather small lake. The water is a hint of green and it's pretty warm. I can see some pike splashing here and there. I cast my lure out, it's way too big for my rod which I point out to my companion. I still cast out and just as my lure lands in the water, something splashes nearby. "He's taking it!" I say and start reeling the lure in. A second later I can feel something big tug on the line. I reel a very big pike in to the dock and grab it in the mouth, forgetting its razor sharp teeth. I drop the fish. "I was going to grab it in the gills" I say. "Yeah, don't worry about it man." My friend reels his lure in and gets the same pike on, he pulls the rod so that the pike flies out of the water and lands on the dock.

*I'm with some guy, we're walking up a few broad steps up to a building. I've got a bowl full of doritos and some other kind of crisps. I know I'm dreaming, and I shove as many doritos as I can into my mouth, leaving the other ones. The guy infront of me tells me something but I don't listen, I just eat the delicious nachos.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

I just had one of those dreams where I am talking to someone about lucid dreaming and I don't get lucid. Neverthe less it was a nice dream.

Dream:

Jeff and I were going to see Angels and Airwaves play. The show was at the college we used to go to. To get to the room where the show was we had to climb this really tall weird staircase. The stairs weren't flat but round and wavy with large distances between "stairs". I was struggling near the top. I was worrying that I was going to fall backwards, but Jeff and Danny R were where giving me a hand.

We got the the room where AVA were playing. It was like a large college classroom. We sat in metal chairs. Unfortunately we were near the back. But then they started playing and it was great. After about a half hour of playing Tom Delonge stopped and started talking to the audience. Then he started shaking hands were people. He got to our row and shook hands with both Jeff and I. He started talking to Jeff. What he said wasn't making sense. After that he said they were taking a break and would be back to finish the show in about 15 minutes. I asked Jeff if he thought Tom was drunk. Jeff shrugged.

Jeff told me he wanted to wander the campus until we found the trophy that our band had won many years ago. So we did. We finally found the room where the trophies were and it was cool to see the trophy again.

Then I had this sudden fear that way more than 15 minutes had passed. I started running back to the stairs to the room. At first I didn't want to climb the stairs again. I thought it would be faster to take the elevator. But suddenly I saw Tom Delonge about to go up the stairs. I was so glad that the show hadn't started again. I caught up to Tom and decided to ask him the first question that popped into my head. I said, 'I've got a quick question for you...are you a lucid dreamer?"

He smiled and said, Yeah...well, no...not actually lucid dreaming....just vivid dreaming."

I said, "You are always singing about dreaming...in all your songs. If you don't lucid dream now, you have to learn. I learned a few years ago and it changed my life. I can't even imagine the songs you would sing if you could lucid dream." And he sounded interested and agreed with me. Then he started talking to me about how he also planned to write a song about the Bentley Project. I wasn't sure what that was, but decided that I would look it up later. I assumed it had something to do with UFOs or the paranormal.

As were were talking and climbing the stairs I saw that someone in front of me had dropped a cell phone. I picked it up. It was cool looking...clear and glowing. I carried it with me planning to ask the people at the show if they had dropped it.

Then finally we were to the top of the stairs and Tom headed to the front of the room to start the show again. I called out to him, "If you need help with lucid dreaming, get on Dreamviews. I'm Twoshadows."

And then AVA stated playing again.

Ok, tonight I had the first lucid dream in months because I've actually had time to focus on getting back into it. It wasn't a very long experience but I am happy I have started the process. Each dream gets longer and more detailed and then boom I get a short lucid experience. Hopefully this follows with longer and longer lucid ones as well. Here is my color code for all further dream entries.'
Red is for when I am not lucid. Blue is for when I am lucid.

I was in an apartment, in what was supposed to be my bedroom. The TV was on the dresser and a Lady Gaga concert was playing on the screen. It was a new single from her that I did not recognize, but it sounded pretty catchy. She had her hair in a short ponytail and was wearing a purple rock-star dress that reminded me of the 80s. I walked out of the back of my room onto the balcony. I tripped and fell off onto the ground below because the railing was missing from the sides. I started walking through the grass when it struck me as odd that there would be no railing on the balcony. Wait a minute! I'm dreaming!

I immediately became excited. I started walking fast. There was a white sign up ahead. Just to make sure, I did a RC. I looked at the lettering (I couldn't understand what was written there) looked away, and then looked back again. The sign had disappeared altogether the second time. Now I knew for sure. The dream started fading so I started spinning and rubbing my hands together. It took a good minute or two of this before the dream re-appeared. I was laying in bed. I sat up and rubbed my hands again for good measure. The dream stabilized a little bit and I could see more clearly. The floor was concrete and there was an orange plastic chair with metal legs next to a cheap, dusty looking table. There was a small TV stand at the foot of the bed, with one of those old tiny analogue televisions. I stood up and walked over to the table. I picked up a small clipboard that was laying on it, and felt how realistic it was before I set it back down. Everything felt stable enough to proceed. I wanted to find a DC to interact with. I walked out of the bedroom and across a short hallway into another bedroom whose door was left open. There was a man sitting down on the opposite side of a bed who quickly stood up as I entered the room. As soon as I saw him everything immediately went black and I woke up.

Inside a massive, luxurious hotel. After leaving someone's room on another floor, I make for the elevator to get to the lobby. I notice a stout, muscular man walk behind me and out through swinging double doors. He's taking the stairs. I decided to do the same. They are very wide and carpeted. By the time I make it to the stairway, he's already a set down.

After going down a level, I notice he's turned around! I quietly also turn around and escape out the door to the sixth floor instead of the seventh (where I started). I run around to the second set of staircases and start running down them, when I hear the door open and see him come after me!

Apparently there had been a rule applied at this after-wedding hotel that people tending to use staircases were Dothraki... which somehow implied they wanted to kill me! Though I did call him a Tagaryen, instead.

The dream continued with me running for my life between the sixth and seven floor, basically, until one time, after running back up to the 7th floor via the second staircase, I waited by the door (which had glass slots) to see if my enemy was after me. When he made it around the corner, muscles like slow-motion jello, coming after me, I ran up to the door... and locked it, ending the chase. Ha ha ha.

I was at some gas station having just pulled in and stopped right in the middle of it for some reason, not in a space or anything. I got out of the car and locked the doors, but I had forgotten to shut the windows. Not realizing this I walked into the convenient store and got a soda, I think. Then, I walked back outside to find some idiot reaching into my car! He unlocked the passenger side door through the window and jumped in. He somehow started it without using the keys and started to drive off. I ran up to the car and jumped on to the passenger side window. He started flying down the road and, for some reason, I couldn't pull myself through the window.

He didn't noticed me (I don't think) and just kept on speeding away. Then, somebody who resembled an older man with a white mustache and long white hair shot one of the tires with a gun. The tire burst and the man driving the car stopped and got out. He started to run but he tripped and couldn't get up. At this point I could finally get into the car and pull myself through the window and I saw that there was just a button to start it. That's not how it was. At this moment I woke up.

Also had two lucid sex dreams, but I won't post the details