lucid

Dream
Lucidity

I had gone back to the prison to get or do something. I went to Master Control and C. Sanchez was working there. A few officers were escorting an inmate and he kicks on of them so I jump in to take him down but everyone jumps in also so I can't really do much.The inmate gets up and then starts talking reckless to me so I was about to beat him up but officers start defending him and I even have to slam a black officer to the ground cus he was so aggressive. I leave A building and I'm in the parking lot. I try looking for my car but can't find it. I try not to run because of my shin injuries but do it anyways and nothing hurts. I get past traffic and I'm walking down the street. A girl passes me and I ask for a ride but she says no so I keep walking back to my house. I think I might be dreaming and count my fingers.
Everything starts feeling more real and I count 10 fingers on one hand. I start running and, remembering a hint to increase lucidity a guy on the forums gave me, slap my hands together. I then rub them and yell "Increase lucidity!" and everything becomes more clear. As I walked I looked at the ground and thought of what to do. I thought maybe explore the dream but didn't.
I lose lucidity and keep walking. I was in Venezuela now and walking on Avenida Victoria. I remember seeing my multitool on the floor by some trashbins and picking it up.

Journal Entry Lucid #30 Dream,Lucid, (Comments)
Background:I meditated before going to sleep. I told myself I could have a LD but it is ok if I don't have one just as long as I could remember my dream. I wasn't as confident since I have slacked for a couple of days.

Dream fragment 2 time 2:05am-3:32am"":
I was in my school next to Biological place. I see Elvis as I talk to an old man about the devil. I then see another Elvis.

I realized it was a dream. I started rubbing my hands and it went to the VIOD again! I said not this time. I started to swing my arms back and forth and I started to will a scene. I didn't know what I was going to get though. I then lifted my hands with rage and I see a rainbow screen like the one you get on stations that are not working temporarily. I am in my room. I thought I might have woken up, before emotions could get to me I did a quick RC. Noseplug and kept on going. My television was turned on. It was as though my eyes were looking through a 90s camera. I see me as a kid and my sister. We were picture perfect. She was wearing a jacket that she once loved. (When I brought it up in real life she remembered the jacket) . I have a camera on my hands. I see me and my sister not caring about the world enjoying life. I envied myself. I then woke up in the dream and lost lucidity. I didn't wake up right away after that so I forgot some details.

Journal Entry Lucid #29 Dream,Lucid, (Comments)
Background: I watched X-men first class, ate some food then I meditated before going to sleep. I told myself I could have a LD but it is ok if I don't have one just as long as I could remember my dream. I wasn't as confident since I have slacked for a couple of days.

Dream fragment 2 time 5:15am-6:40am"":
Dream was about being in the desert and I am magneto running from Sebastian Shaw. Shaw is having his fun making nukes in the desert. Since dream is long I will shorten it up just for the lucid. So I was in a bar when I was informed that Sebastian has sent some men to go after me. I flew out and levitated next to a car junk yard. I looked down realized that I am flying and concluded

it was a dream. His gang came in convertibles. I see a car beneath me. I levitated up and I toss it at the convertibles. This was the first time I levitated a car but since I didn't think about how difficult it would have been it felt easy. I then started throwing car after car. I then thought why am I wasting my time throwing cars. I landed and got inside a sports car. I looked around environment changed a bit. I am now in the heart of the desert, no other cars around me but one. I didn't care, it looked cool when I drove off. I didn't need keys for the car to go too. It started up and I went as fast as I can. I look at back mirror and I see the trial of dust I am leaving. I kept on driving. I looked down for maybe a second looking at the car seating. I get out and I am inside my neighborhood. I decide to fly again. I realized that the environment was getting too bright. The clouds were shining and the sun was half the sky. I started to fly fast around neighborhood. I see the objects as elongated images before I reach them. It was trippy. Environment still getting brighter, I though I might wake up. I then charged at the sun as a challenge. I thought you can't wake me up. I flew faster and faster and everything started getting blurry and I woke up. I guess that is what I get.

26.04.2014

Getting a Haircut & Turned into Spongebob When I Did (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

>Went for a Haircut
>Waited by sitting on a small black sofa
>When my turn comes, someone motions their finger to me, I somehow turn into Spongebob.
>I get a kind of haircut that seems like they’re trying to split my spongy body
>Spongebob form still looks the same
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26.04.2014

I Challenge You to a Game of Ping-Pong!....After We Clean This Table (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I love how I wanted to play ping-pong instead of trying to extract some information from my mind for something to apply to waking life. But nope, spent the whole dream trying to clean a table to play ping-pong, only for someone to intervene and stop the whole endeavor.

I believe I’m wearing a yellow sweater with black horizontal stripes that were probably 2-3 inches tall, and probably had a white dress shirt underneath the sweater since there was a white collar popping out and folded around my neck. I’m also wearing basic blue jeans, and probably brown lace-less shoes as well.

I’m inside a classroom, and it seems there’s going to be quite some time before class starts, and I’m sitting down by a large rectangular desk that seems to be formatted like a mini Ping-Pong table, but there was a few items that cluttered the area. I challenged someone to play Ping-Pong, and I believe he looked like a classmate I had for Geography Pre-AP/K-level in High School; let’s nickname him “S.”
“S” accepts the challenge, but we have to clean the table first. I’m frantically trying to remove anything on the table, even if it’s just thrown to the floor. From black backpacks to binders and other small items, we managed to clear the table. Then the next thing was to find some paddles and a few Ping-Pong balls, and as I’m turning to the right side of what’s behind me, I find some paddles and a few Ping-Pong balls near me. I think the balls were levitating, conveniently within my reach, and the same probably goes for the paddles as well.

I never bothered to question the logic of how they just somehow magically appeared, I just had an insane urge to play Ping-Pong. Unfortunately, just as I was about to initiate a game, it seems an individual that looks like a teacher for the class intervenes, and we immediately stopped what we were doing.

24.04.2014

Parody About a Commander (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m inside a house that’s similar to one I’ve been in waking life, and this dream was probably correlated with the one with Lucy Liu. For some reason, the landlords who were Asian in waking life just seemed coincidental that I would be in this particular house, and have the other dream come at some point.

I can see the house in full detail, and had a little trouble at times distinguishing if this really is a dream, or waking life. I start getting weird moments where I’m in a different environment talking to a girl wearing a red shirt, and blue jeans. She’s wearing glasses, has blonde hair, and looks a lot like one of the workers I used to interact with. Then I see a 3D model of some old man wearing your generic commander uniform, and he looks a bit like George W. Bush in some way.

There’s some text scrolling down, and it was some kind of parody for someone, most likely the commander in the still image that the text was on top of. Even though I can’t recall the text word for word, I do know it was very funny to me.

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24.04.2014

Trying to Give Lucy Liu the World (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m watching two people swimming underwater, and they seem to be looking for something under the massive pile of debris. I seem to have mostly viewed this dream in a spectator point of view through first person perspective looking at two people interacting with each other.

Sometimes I feel as if there’s a fluctuation in one of the dream character’s form: It’s either the form of Slade from Teen Titans, or myself wearing a red long sleeved shirt with khaki pants.

The other individual looks like Lucy Liu with her hair tied back, and the male is following her, I guess. There’s not much going on other than them continuing to swim, but then there’s a moment where the male tries to go up to the lady, braces his chest against her back, and starts hugging her while declaring:

“I can give you the world.”

She gets herself away from him, and they both continue swimming. I believe at this point, or maybe throughout the dream, I started to crack bad jokes at this Lucy Liu dream character, and I had a strange feeling that I did it to cope with the possibility that we may very well be the only people in existence within the dream; kind of like a post-apocalyptic implication, I guess.

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24.04.2014

Brakes Don't Work, Met a Dinosaur, High School Pep Rally (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m driving around, and things seem to go just fine for a bit. The usual traffic, stopping and going. Then after a while, I have trouble trying to use the brakes, and I already seemed to have past two red traffic lights. I noticed that there were a few police vehicles dormant in random areas, almost as if they’re trying to meet their quota or something.

However, despite of being close to them, they didn’t use their sirens at all. Maybe how I perceived what should’ve been a sensation of a vehicle stopping via brakes was messed up, or the cars themselves didn’t really have anyone inside to try and get me for driving past several red traffic lights. The environment seemed to be a fairly dark afternoon, with the clouds covering whatever bright lighting there is above.

I decided to let go of the gas pedal, and just do whatever was necessary to avoid colliding with other vehicles, which wasn’t a problem at all. I stopped, got out of the vehicle, and the dream seems to have shifted to where I’m not inside a fairly enclosed hallway. It feels like walking through a museum that’s trying to emulate a tropical rainforest setting.

I see there’s some people looking around, gazing at whatever features this section has. I noticed there’s a huge, and live dinosaur to the right of me. I was shocked for a few seconds, only to have the feeling subside when people seem to be petting it as if it’s no harm at all. It had light brown skin, and seemed to be very long laterally. It had a weird head shape, and I can’t remember the specific name of this kind of dinosaur.

After passing through this section, I go through an open door with a bright white light, and I’m shifted into an environment that looks like a High School pep rally. I look for some seats by the bleachers inside, and I felt apathetic about being here in the first place. Everything just seemed so pretentious, just like how most pep rallies were conceptualized to me in school in general.

I can’t really recall what happens next, and I don’t really mind not knowing.

21.04.2014

Writing a title for someone (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Too lazy to elaborate on this dream:
>Sitting down at a higher section of a school building
>Someone tells me I don’t have a title for something
>They request I come up with a title for them
>”Avalanche” “Raging” and some other words I somehow tried to intertwine are used

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21.04.2014

Navigating Faron Woods with someone (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m in an environment that resembles Faron Woods in TLOZ: Twilight Princess, most specifically the area where Wolf Link and Midna go inside the house where the guy who sells lamp oil resides (except the dream wasn’t the dark, twilight version of the area).

There’s someone that seems to pitch in my navigation through these woods, and it seems he materializes himself somehow, or just came out of nowhere from mid-air, and lands on the floor. He’s wearing a dark gray shirt along with a light gray hoodie, and faded black jeans that has a few chalky areas. He’s has a light brown complexion, and he seems like he knows where we, or at least he needs to go.

20.04.2014

Looking for Phil from Hey Arnold (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m looking at a series of buildings, and I presume the environment has a New York City kind of setting to it. I see a vehicle pass by, and immediately stops at a building that seems to be open. There’s a sepia tone overlay in the dream in the initial stages until there’s a dream shift.

I’m looking at things from first person perspective, and I’m walking with a female that’s my relative in waking life. This looks like a store that sells all sorts of things, and the overall color scheme is kind of dull, and doesn’t really highlight any major features of the store. It seems kind of run down in a few areas, and before we turn right, I glanced over to the area in front of me that looks like where the cashier would be located.

I see a few items that are levitating, and the first one that attracts me is one that looks like a vanilla milkshake with cherry on top. I believe the female relative was discussing something with me, but I didn’t bother to pay too much attention to her, or maybe what she declared was to prompt me to go to another area of the store.

We navigating through the area, and I noticed several dream characters that looked like individuals in waking life where I worked. One was a Hispanic man with a black mustache wearing a hair net, and he seems to be operating near a seafood section. The flooring seems to have some subtle leaks of water, and other unknown liquids as well, and there’s pipes that seem to be disconnected, and very loose as well.

It seems our objective is to find if Phil from Hey Arnold! is still operating this store. I seem to be really into this occurring, and continued to watch the mental projection of myself searching for this individual.

Our trip abruptly is finished when the female relative told me that he doesn’t seem to be here at all, and even added that he probably died.

18.04.2014

Fight Fire with Fire (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m navigating back and forth between two settings in the dream, one where I’m outside within a snowy environment, and the other is going inside a building that looks like some large cathedral, or huge fighting stage.

I’m with Reyn from Xenoblade Chronicles, and a few more dream characters I can’t recall too well on.

We’re trying to defeat some kind of fire demon, and his minions of knights in black-armor with silver trimming. Apparently, every time I seem to mess up in how we go about defeating these entities, I just have to exit the building, come back, and the enemies’ position is reset, or they prepare to go back to their initial point inside the building.

One of those attempts at fighting them involved me using some kind of green sword that’s implied as “Earth Sword,” and I’m frantically slashing my way through the demon, and his minions, but it doesn’t seem to do much damage. I keep going until I finally stepped back, went for cover, and contemplated on what could be the weakness for all of them.

Somehow, I’m informed through visual cues within this state of being that a bow and arrow that seemed to have been of a fire element, at least based from its red color with some orange at the end, could be used to defeat them. I didn’t really question why a fire-element, or implied as fire-based weapon would stand a chance against a demon that also seems to be fire-based.

I shoot an arrow at one of the guards, and I see this through looking myself over the shoulder, but still feeling the sensations of using the weapon, and it explodes on one of his minions with ease. I get more confident, and started to take them down one by one. The dream shifts to where I’m facing the fire demon, and it seems the bow and arrow can also serve as some kind of sword as well.

I had to let the fire demon attack on the weapon I’m using, because the weapon can absorb the energy of the fire demon, and once it (the weapon) reached its maximum capacity, I simply have to redirect this energy back to the demon.

However, it took a few tries to realize the weapon had a maximum capacity before I would start taking damage, and I would see this through the Life points meter HUD portrayed on the top left corner of how I perceived the dream.

It seemed that I could do up to 10k+ damage on the demon, and would have to repeat it several times, seeing how his HP after several repetitions with the tactic done to absorb and throw his energy back at him was at least 80,000.

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18.04.2014

I'm a Sniper (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m a sniper, I’m shooting random people without a scope, and everyone else doesn’t seem to bother at all. I have to reload every now and then as if I were reloading a machine gun, and there’s not much to elaborate on for this dream because I didn’t really experience anyone dying.

17.04.2014

Almost Had Sex with Math Tutor and a Manager (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I enter a room, and there’s an older lady that’s sitting down on a rotatable chair, you know, the fluffy black ones on wheels. She’s typing with her left hand, and seems to be fairly busy. I sit down on a bed, or at least it felt as if I was sitting on one, seeing how it was very comfortable, and I had the urge to lay down.

The lady looked like she was in her 50s, wore glasses, had a black and white dress shirt that had some abstract formatting, and she wore long milky manila pants. I think she starts engaging in conversation with me, and even though I can’t remember what she specifically stated to me, I felt as if she was trying to be verbally sexual.

I shrug it off, and wanted to wait until she wasn’t so busy. And as I’m waiting, I look to my left, and I see someone that looks like a manager I talked to occasionally. She had the same short blonde hair, a cheeky visage where they’re (the cheeks) are closer to her eyes, and she’s wearing a black and white dress shirt as well (in a different formatting no doubt). I think she was wearing dark brown pants, or some dark-colored pants, and she seemed to have fixated on me through peripheral vision while she was talking to someone else.

She (let's call her "H" so I know which one she is in waking life) was within the same proximity as the other lady, and I started getting mixed feelings about what may happen. But seeing how the environment looked like it was a half-bedroom, half-office/working area, I kept making the presumption that they could just be here to inform me on something, without any kind of sexual advances to be performed after.

But I kept getting that nagging feeling, and it just felt awkward trying to hold in sexual urges, even though it was just a dream, and could’ve spiraled into a sexual descent, and I would wake up, and not feel bad about what could’ve happened.

But with those two people, it would be kind of weird to meet them one day, and look at them with a straight face.

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17.04.2014

Jim Carrey is being Creepy (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Jim Carrey is my math tutor, or I presumed he was, and how he advances to me compared to the previous dream is a lot creepier, but non-sexual thankfully.

The environment seems to be within a large house, and I’m sitting on a chair in a living room with him.

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17.04.2014

Jim Carrey Sponsors a Parachute Event (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I’m watching people jump off from a helicopter, and other flying vehicles to eventually parachute their way down to what seems to be a huge forest with cliffs they could collide into.

Apparently, Jim Carrey is sponsoring this event, and I recall one dream character that looks like the skinny dark-skinned dude I used to know at work.

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17.04.2014

Someone Looks Into My YouTube Account (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Someone is looking into one of my YouTube accounts, and I felt as if I should panic. Though the content they were looking at didn’t really seem to suggest they looked into something else. I saw something like this:

Then I wasn’t worried at all.

As I fall asleep, I practice visualizing and mentally exploring my "base". It has gotten more detailed as it has grown organically over time. I've only managed to reach it in one lucid dream, which was blurry and short, but... well, time and patience. I think part of my problem is that I tend to think of it as 'home', but when my dreaming mind goes "home" I end up in old apartments and bedrooms. I may need to rename/reframe it as something else, like Focal Point, or simply the Cottage. It will be a good springboard, once I manage to make it into a stable setting.

I've worked on visualizing it as I fall asleep at first not because I expect to have my first lucid dream there (there's a great deal of NREM before your first dream) but because I want visualizing that setting to become automatic for my V-WILDs later at night.

I've had a lot more success with V-WILD than anything else, although the dreams tend to be "fuzzier" - not sure why. They tend to fade quickly. I suppose it's something I'll need to work on.

My first few dreams... I don't recall them. I wake up. It's 7-8 in the morning and I don't need to get up any time soon, so I let myself start drifting off to sleep. I decide to try a WILD but I'm too sleepy to want to put much effort into it, so I decide to drift and latch onto the first setting that presents itself.

That setting is the store that I work in. It is a dreamlet that I am standing behind the row of cash registers. I am still mostly awake at this point, but I decide to go with it. I mentally "walk" out from behind the counter and start walking toward the market section of the store.

As I "walk", the visualization gains vividness and clarity. It begins to become more than merely a visualization, although it is not yet a dream. In the past, I may have tried to "push" it into a full blown lucid dream, but that mistake can cause the dream to collapse. I have learned to simply let it gently glide into a dream.

By the time I reach the center of the market, it has become a full blown dream. It's still "thin", though (hard to explain). I am standing in market. The layout has changed, though, and it's not the store I recognize. I'm standing next to an open refrigerated section with several shelves lined with cartons of fruit - strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, etc. The dream begins to fade a little bit. I run my hands over the fruit, trying to stabilize it. It doesn't seem to work very well. I remember that I need to engage more than one sense, and one of those senses is taste. I grab a strawberry and try to shove it into my mouth, but there is something like a force-field in front of my mouth, preventing me from doing so. I can't seem to put it in my mouth with my hand, so I toss it into the air and catch it in my mouth. It tastes how I would expect a strawberry to taste. I begin walking down the aisle, and the dream fades.

When another dream begins, I am no longer lucid, although I still have an instinctive feeling that what is happening is not "real", although I am not sure why.

I am riding in a small, worn wooden boat across a gunmetal gray lake, toward a barren shore. The sky is overcast and gray, and the lake is very flat and still. There is a man waiting for me on the shore. He is very tall and thin - almost gaunt - and dressed in odd-looking dull gray leather armor. There is a thick red woolen scarf wound around his shoulders, neck, and the bottom half of his face. He has messy black hair. I think of him as my cousin, even though he is nothing like any of my cousins in real life except for being very tall. I reach the shore and step out of the boat. The dream shifts and fades.

I later had other dreams, but they were fragmented and I can't recall them.

In this lucid dream I woke up in my own bed and didn't know that I was dreaming at first. I then realized that I had a false awakening because I was just in another dream. I heard my parents talking in the kitchen, and I wanted to talk to them because they were dream characters. I tried to move but I couldn't. Then I just woke up for real

It's 2:54am. I woke up and its raining.-w- Anyways I remember the dream from where i was in a weird room with clay items. I was with a boy and was told to make my own clay figure. I saw one that looked like a dolphin or whale and wanted to make it better. For some reason I already saw it as mine. Than thats when the boy apoligized cause he said it was too late to finish. I than was staying in a apartment with 2 men and my cousin. [After appearing there]My older sister was there too. The man was apparently rich with a assistant. I and everyone decided we didnt want to live at the apartment. So the rich guy offered us thousands of dollars to move. I thinking i didn't want to be there anyways was willing to sign it. But everyone else stopped me and told me it was not a good idea. Thats when the setting began to change and I saw a family and a little girl playing with a red toy I think. After a few things happened i appeared in a city like anime place. A guy was about to be put to death but i felt like they were going to destroy a good guy. I could see in a picture of the guy standing on some sort of trail. Than i was like i have to save him so i flew and burned somethings. Than the fire got bigger and they ran. I felt the guy was ok now so i flew away. I was jumping really high and was like "Oh no! where do i land!?" When i landed i was near a school and saw people around. I got scared some dc would attack or distract me so i said out loud "Time to go to work!".Like some average joe non suspicous thing. >w> Than a guy behind me saw me jump and run and was like "I found you!." I was like dang it and ran into a school. But when i ran through the hall and turned i slipped. The guy grabbed me and through me into some sort of thing, i have no idea what it was but my body was swollen and red all over. I was like "look what you did to me!".Than the guy was like it was my fault i think. After that i appeared in my kitchen not swollen or red and was mad at my bro for what happened. I was drawing 2 flowers extending to eachother and my dad asked if i was going with my mom to church. I said yeah,thinking it would help me forget about the bad thing that happened. Than i woke up to hear the sound of rain. ^w^

I was having an x rated dream with a girl from high school when in the middle of it she disappeared and I woke up in bed. I did a nose plug and could breathe, so I got out of bed, went downstairs, phased through my front door and shot up in the sky to complete the bonus task. BONUS TASK!! - International Astronomy Day: Get to outer space using any means necessary. "Swim" in space to your favorite planet or celestial object. – Mismagius

As I’m flying past the clouds I see the stars. I’m finally in space and look back at earth just to be sure. I try to visualize Saturn so I could land on one of its moons called Titan. This moon is covered in ice and is known for ice volcanoes erupting on it. As I’m swimming through space (Breast stroke), Mars materializes before me, a few random planets materialize before me, then I finally see this grey and brown moon by itself. Even though Saturn wasn’t next to it, I swim into it and then drop down through its atmosphere. As I’m descending, I feel the clouds against my body and the temperature dropping. I land in a city somehow. There are no people, just a city covered in snow and ice. I fly around in search for an ice volcano but have no luck. After exploring a little more I have a false awakening. I plug my nose and can breath, so I go outside again to try the Jack and the Beanstalk task. Jack and the Beanstalk - As Jack, acquire some magic beans, and plant them. Once they grow into a giant, sky-piercing stalk, climb to the top and find the giant. Defeat him using any means necessary.

After going outside I put my hands together to try and summon some beans in my hands but I fail. I look to my left and something is glowing on the ground. I pick it up and it’s a bean. I turn around and another glowing bean is on the ground so I pick it up as well. I dig up some grass, place the beans and cover them back up. A skinny green stalk appears with leaves coming out of it that’s as wide as a rope you would climb in gym class as a kid. When I climb the stalk I notice that it’s incredibly sturdy. After climbing for a little I make it to the clouds, which are almost like a ceiling. I pull myself up and stand on a cloud. All of the sudden this giant creature that looks like a cross between Predator and Iron Man approaches me, and a loud voice says, “Fight!” I try to punch him, but it has no effect. He runs up on me and shoves me really far back. I run at him again and imagine I have a sword and start slashing him up. The creature dropped his head so I thought I won, but then the voice says, “Round 2, Fight!” He picks his head up again and comes at me again so I slash him up and he finally drops to the ground for good this time. I’m really exited at this point so I have a false awakening, plug my nose then continue exploring the dream scape since I can’t remember any more tasks.

4/25/14* I saw 2 sets of people in my dream that I don't remember dreaming about before from waking life and people I haven't seen for a while. One I haven't seen for probably 25 years (MB) and the other set were my wife's uncles L, P, & E , two of which I saw maybe 3 or 4 years ago and one of them about seven years ago perhaps. Also there was C from the office & bro-law B. I did get news feeds from facebook for them recently including just last night on the one that I haven't seen for 25 years.

To bed 11pm. Not trying anything tonight but I woke up at 4 a.m. from a disturbing dream related to possession. Basically "D" from the office was looking at me and saying that there's something wrong with you and I kind of laugh it off and later he says oh your left sleeve is bundled up oddly like you are possessed, however that connection was made! I joke around about being possessed but I also think about some of the people who think lucid dreaming could lead to something like that. He says you shouldn't joke around, you've got a strange vibe about you and I make a growling noise as a joke but when I did that I felt very strange and backed off from my joking and woke up. I think that raised my awareness quite well which resulted in the unintentional dild in the dream below.

(R-rated sexual content - if you don't visualize the words)
I was at a party (I think @my sister in laws house) and I was leaving the party getting ready to walk to my car and one of the women at the party walked up to me and said hey wait maybe I can walk with you because
my house is around the corner. it seems she didn't want to walk alone, it was night time. After a little walk she comes to her car. I guess she lives far enough around the corner to have driven and she tells me to get in she will show me her house and then take me back to my car. She has a 6 unit building and she lives in one of the units even though there are no multi family dwellings in the neighborhood...this doesn't occur to me at the time. She starts to take me back to my car but she's driving backwards instead of turning around. I go with it but then she starts rolling up on a curb, a steep curb and I can feel the car tilt but I remind myself that the tilt is not severe enough to turn the car over and surely she's about to roll back off the curb but then she keeps going and now she's heading towards a cliff. As we approach the cliff I realize how improbable this is and that it feels like a dream scenario but as we're dropping off the cliff I'm not
100% sure so I think well there's nothing I can do at this point anyway might as well enjoy the ride down either way. I can feel the strong g's particularly on my face from dropping and it feels so realistic like one of those drop tower rides but I am 99% sure that it is a dream now. A thought pops in my head that well if I we're about to die we might as well have last sex and it seems like at that point the vehicle stops dropping and it is now a large van. The woman seems to have heard my thoughts or was thinking the same thing and lays down on the floor of the van and pulls up her shirt. She is not wearing a bra underneath. We both start taking off our pants and underwear and the driver of the van, like one of those large shuttle vans starts walking back towards us like she its going to tell us off. I look up at her and the woman on the floor starts giving me a bj and it feels very realistic I start looking around this shuttle van and looking down at the woman who is giving me the bj and I am fascinated by
all of the realism. Her eyes, her eyebrows, her hair. Apparently this is a bus full of nurses and they all look so realistic as well but I don't have ideas for the others yet and in fact the nurses all start giving us reasons why we should not be doing this which seems to be trying to tug at my lucidity. Instead I find myself back in bed, awake. *Now this is a little bit of a strange coincidence but my wife woke up and told me she had a bad dream. She almost never remembers our dreams and rarely talks about them and thinks it's strange that I focus on my dreams and that I lucid dream. She said she had a dream that she was at a party (like mine) and I was there with a woman and I was being nice to her like she was my new woman or something and my wife got very upset and left. Not necessarily an uncommon thing to have a dream about being at a party & jealousy, but I thought it was interesting. Lately my self-awareness still seems to be lower as it has swung more towards my surroundings.

I'm on a tour of haunted cemeteries. A few things seem a little off. There's this house that shows up several times on the tour in different places, almost like the house is following me and keeps appearing every time I look over my shoulder. Another weird thing is that we're told that the haunted cemeteries are the ones where slaves are buried, and one of the first ones we visit has a wooden gate with the words "Slave Entrance" scratched onto it. Why would a cemetery need a separate entrance for slaves?

I start to wake up, but then remember that I need to stay still with my eyes closed. It takes a little while before anything appears, and I start counting to stay focused. I find myself at work. Remembering the tornado task, I step out through the back door and look to the east. The sky is sunny, but as I focus, storm clouds appear. Then I watch the tornado form in the distance. It comes towards me as the base widens. I listen for the sounds of the storm, remembering that it's supposed to sound somewhat like a train. Instead, I hear thunder and… is that the score from the movie "Twister?" I just watched that movie the other night, and I really did like the music. I reach out to measure the width of the tornado with my hands – and find myself back indoors, holding a coiled-up rug.

I put the rug down and find a flower pot. It's already filled with soil, and I drop a single seed into it. Nothing happens at first, so I wave my hands over the pot as if I can make it grow. A single stalk shoots out, followed by two more, but there's nothing on them. I force the shoots to retreat back into the soil and come back as something more interesting. The second time, it comes out with a single daffodil. Much better. I wonder if there's anything else I can get out of this that would be more interesting, so I send the daffodil back into the soil. On the third try, an oak tree starts growing out of the pot and shoots upwards. My first thought is that I should climb it, since climbing trees is something I've done before in lucid dreams but it's not something I can do in waking life anymore.

This tree isn't so easy to climb, as the branches are too far apart for me to get both a handhold or a foothold, but I manage to get up into it. I look up and see stars above me, which reminds me of the bonus task. Could I climb the tree all the way up into space? I start climbing higher, but I can't see to get far enough. I start waking up again, but I go back to counting to stay focused. My counting turns into a launch countdown as I sit in the cockpit of a space shuttle. I blast off into space, though I seem to have lost the shuttle somewhere along the way. I watch as the planets zoom past me, first Mars, then Jupiter and Saturn, until I get to my destination: the moons of Uranus. I picked this planet because its moons have Shakespearean names, and one of them happens to be my given name. I land on "my" moon, which seems awfully tiny. It's like I'm standing on a large boulder. I stay on it for three orbits around the planet. This starts to get a little boring after a while, so I start spinning to see where I end up at random. I find myself on the surface of a moon. This time, the moon is large enough that I can see the lunar landscape all the way to the horizon. The sky above me is dark and full of stars. I can even see Jupiter and at this distance, it's as large as the sun appears on Earth.

There's a space capsule on the surface, and I walk into it. There's an astronaut inside who is going about his usual routine. He looks at me, comes towards me, and, um, we get into some really kinky activities. While I am flipped over on my belly while the astronaut guy does stuff, I'm watching plants growing in a hydroponic bay. There are roses growing in a pot, and more rosebuds appear and bloom as stuff happens, which seems pretty cool.