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Color Code: Non Lucid: Red , Lucid: Blue

Same night as the dream before, ended up going back asleep.

We are at my home we live in now, me and my family. My brother trevor is there who passed away december 2010. We are just generally chatting and everything seems normal, the room is dark. Nothing happens and i wake up around 10.30am

Still no lucid dream.

Color Code: Non Lucid: Red , Lucid: Blue

very short. I have a swedish fire lighter in my hand, im sparking it in my garden with my brother, its about 9pm. For some reason it makes a huge bang. We go back up stairs because my mum comes out and tells me to. I have a more ' powerful version' and start sparking it out of the window. Nothing happened and the dream ends.

Still haven't had a lucid yet

I was tired and overslept, the memories of early morning are mostly gone. I woke up a couple of times during the night to go trough the dreams I'd had, and those I remember a bit better.


First.

I was in a garage hall, a large one, there was at least one bus there. The place was closing but I didn't leave, I went to another room, maybe downstairs. There was an enlightened master, kind of a Yoda type character, fairly short. He tried to teach me some tricks, controlling what seemed reality with my mind. I don't remember the conversation but there was a Star Wars reference, apparently I'm not the only one, there is another one.

The master then had a large bowl and a weaved basket. "An empty bowl, an empty basket," he said, took water into the bowl and poured it into the basket, the water of course went trough. "What are you trying to catch?" "Fish," I said. "Fish!" the master exclaimed and started laughing.

I guess it wasn't apparent to me but this clearly seems to be a reference to Dao De Jing. There is also something very Zen-like in how it was represented.

I left the room, went trough the garage hall that was still closing. I was running on a road and noticed a woman running behind me. I tried to run faster, and she kept pace. I started really running and then jumped and started flying. She said something about me being able to fly and followed, also flying.


Second.

There was a flat, some of my old family was there, probably one of them owned the place. My brother was making food. There was a balcony that had been folded away for the winter, kind of like a folded bed, but the support structures were still there. I balanced on the supports and got a bit scared when I noticed it was the top floor. I climbed the supports down to the ground. It was not frozen yet. I climbed back up and helped with the food.


Third.

There was a party. Something happened before I arrived, but I don't remember. Someone complained about the restaurant opening so late on, it was a midday on a Sunday and other restaurant were already closing. I went to a hall with food on a table. I took a drink and saw a woman put sugar in hers with chopsticks. I took two spoon to use as chopsticks but couldn't find the sugar, maybe the woman had brought her own. I took some rice and there were some sauces. It didn't look especially good or filling, so I took some more rice.

I basically dreamed that i was at my sister Krissy’s talking to her and my other sister Tanya and i was told that i needed to impersonate a 2-3 year old kid during a trial. I was never told what he had seen or why i needed to testify for him, but the dream involved me impersonating this kid (or trying to. I didn’t do a good job)

I asked my sister Tanya what the kid’s name was, and she told me it was Bam, then she started to laugh. She then handed me an ID with the word BAM written on it in red ink. However, BAM was just a nickname at his real name was almost impossible to pronounce. He apparently had some shitty parents that wanted to give him a terrible name. (The name tag also acted like a score card, tallying up points for the number of random letters and consonants in a persons name. His name was worth a lot of points)

So my mom and I collect the kid from the parents house, and he is in the backseat of her van. We are in a mall parking lot but as we go to drive away I realize that his seatbelt isn’t on, so i get out and put it on for him (which was a struggle) and as i’m getting back into the front seat two homeless women are standing near the front of the van talking with a dog blocking my door. Frustrated of waiting ii tug on the leash a bit, get the dog out of the way, then get inside the van, and as we are driving off i hear the one homeless lady insulting me for grabbing the leash. This was strange. She was pretty much whispering and i heard her from within the van perfectly.
Wanting to correct her, i tell my mom that i was just moving the dog out of the way of the door and that she should repeat that to the women outside. She does, but they make no sign that they heard my mother, so we drive off.

I then make a comment in frustration, saying “well, i was trying to help them. I could have just kicked the dog in the face”, but then i feel ashamed of myself for saying that and i go quiet.

My mom, the baby and I arrive at my grandmother’s and I am given some clothes to change into so that i may resemble the baby. The clothes end up being a white tracksuit that rappers and drug dealers wear. I ask my brother (who is driving us to the courthouse) about this, and he says something along the lines of “Gotta represent”, then he pulls on the tracksuit that he is also wearing.

We arrive at the courthouse and I become very nervous. I know i have to impersonate this kid, but i have no idea how the kid acts, i don’t know what his real name is, and i have no idea what i am even supposed to say. Luckily the “courthouse” is really just a large, circular area, with an inside and an outside, that in some ways resembles my grandparents place.

When we arrive the apparent judge tells the family that we can play videogames in the games room. I look in and see that they have an xbox with a kinect set up. Part of me wants to play it, but i realize that I am supposed to be impersonating a toddler, and toddlers don’t play Xbox. I am a bit saddened by this. I then stand by the van which has shrunken down in size to the point that i wouldn’t be able to sit in it and speak to my family, trying to avoid anyone from the courthouse. The judge i remember wanted me to make a statement, but i was worried about fucking it up.
The dream get’s a little fuzzy around here but at some point this person who was at the courthouse is trying to ask me some question. (The man is played by the heavier, taller kid from Rookie of the year. He also played the clerk who denies selling the kids alcohol in Camp Nowhere)

Not knowing how to respond, i flee around the courthouse, outside into the swamp area, and he pursues me. There is even an instance where he looks out one of the large windows in my grandmother’s house, and his head is massive, taking up the entire window.

I flee into the yard and see my brother, so i follow him through a path that is blocked with a bush, so we have to bend down real low and shuffle under the branches. It’s at this point i think to myself, “Hey, this shit sucks, but at least it is a new experience. My life should feel longer now because of it...”

While shuffling under the bush I accidentally step in cat shit in the grass and become extremely frustrated. It also ends up on my hands so i go inside to wash them with dishsoap, passing by my aunt Darlene sitting in the yard holding the real baby. Why they would bring the real baby there when i am supposed to be impersonating him is a complete fucking mystery, so i walk past annoyed and am once again confronted by the guy trying to ask me question. I try and flee for probably the 3rd or 4th time but am unable to, and he asks me a few more question. I am not sure how the baby would respond, so i try and escape again, and that’s where i think i woke up.

-One thing i remember that was strange was the dude who was asking me questions had a hard time going into the water to chase me. He was afraid that he’d absorb the water and ruin his clothes. I then hacked up and spit into the water and said “my family is better suited for the swamp”. I don’t even know what the fuck that means lol

it was the fall preview for tv shows and every show i watched i would become trapped in. One was a paranormal research show like ghosthunters and there were a couple ghosts from the 1920's (with green hair) who were going around abducting children from a mall parking lot, and i was in charge of catching them in the act. the male ghost was actually the actor who played lloyd from dumb and dumberer when harry met lloyd, and the woman ghost was played by the girl who played Tonks from the Harry Potter movies.

i was sitting on a trashcan with a bunch of blankets looking out for them, but then i got distracted, and decided to watch porn on the TV i had. Then i realized people could see me, so i turned the tv towards myself and covered myself in blankets (while on the trashcan in the middle of the parking lot). Then the ghosts appeared, looking creepier than hell, surrounded by a bunch of kids they were going to abduct, so i switched off the TV with porn immediately. Then the kids surrounded me and were saying they wanted to watch cartoons, but i couldn't turn the tv on because i wasn't sure if the porn was still playing. couldn't take that chance, so i made up an excuse that the batteries in the remote were fucked.

So then my nephew appears, holding a fresh pack of fucking batteries all the while Brian is there asking me if the show was any good. Then the woman from in the porn appeared, asking me why i turned her off. It was like FUUUUU. i had to wake myself up, like i used to do when i was having nightmares as a kid. the dream was too frustrating. I just wanted to watch porn while sitting on a trashcan while hunting ghosts goddamnit!

but yeah, there was a few tv shows i ended up in. One was like heroes where a bunch of people had super powers. There was one part where a guy was trying to teach himself to fly by jumping out of windows. the strange thing is that this show changed while i was watching it. went from being a moody science fictiony drama to a Comedy show with Michael Keaton. He kept jumping out of windows and flapping his arms in an idiotic fashion, and there was one part where he kept teleporting around in a room filled out with christmas decorations. It was all very confusing.

OHHHH, just remembered another part of the dream.

I was at some kind of a fair in the middle of winter. there was snow and large crowds of people. I was with a few friends i had never seen before and we decided to go into a theater that was at the fair (?) to watch a movie. Once inside the movie theater was Huuge. like a large opera house with multiple upper decks. I found my seat, sat down, then was immediately interrupted by my brothers ex (who is still a family friend) who wanted to get some munchies. So, i followed her out of the theater and into a fancy dining room in a highclass restaurant. it was mid morning and this grey, over cast light was spilling in through the windows.

so we are standing there looking at a large table covered in food when my brothers ex notices a wasps nest located directly above the snack table. so she grabs a stick and knocks it down. then we notice another wasp nest (that is under construction liek the second deathstar, with pieces missing and shit) as well as a half dozen smaller nests. She tells me she'll take care of them then hands me a paper bag (the really narrow ones that go around bagets) filled with popcorn. then, before i can leave, she hands me a ball of hash that is wrapped in a bunch of popcorn, and she tells me to conceal that in the popcorn tube.

paranoid as shit i head back into the theater that is now completely packed with people. Everyone is jumping around in their seats, making as much noise as possible, rambunctious as all hell. it was like the movie gremlins. I sit down, start eating my popcorn all the while trying to conceal a large ball of hash packed popcorn inside a paper baget tube that is steadily ripping down one side. FUUUUUUUU.

Eventually i run out of popcorn (why i ate the popcorn when it was the only thing disguising the hash ball i'll never know) and now it's just me sitting in the seat all paranoid. Then, from my right side i see an usher making his way up the aisle that is twisting and coiling in all directions. it's at this point i realize that the theater seats are secured to the side of a large cliff and the screen itself is just the sky. The usher continues on his path, up the winding aisle staircase, turning left, straight, right, straight left ect, all the while i am desperately pleading to myself that he doesn't stop and confront me.

yeah, he does of course. and it wasn't an usher... It was a COP! this sly son of a bitch grabs my wrist and tells me i am under arrest as more police officers hidden amongst the crowd begin springing up. D:

the usher disguised as a cop grabs my neck and begins to lead me out when suddenly i hear maniacal laughter issuing from the back. i look back towards the doors i entered and the laughter is coming from my brothers ex. "whaaa?" i think to myself. She proceeds to tell me it was all a setup, and that she was working with the police the entire time and the wasps nests and everything was all an elaborate scheme.

What the fuck...

So yeah, i am about to call quits on this dream and wake myself up when suddenly a loud gunshot crack is heard and my brother's ex collapses. i continue to be lead up the aisle, extremely confused, when SAMUEL L. FUCKING JACKSON appears, dressed in his nick fury outfit (complete with eye patch) and he proceeded to tell me that my brothers ex was an agent of theirs that went rogue, yadda yadda yadda, i've fucking had it with this shit! so i woke myself up lol.

Alright, i had a weird dream. Going to write out what i remember lol

basically i decided to visit my sister’s house, so i’m in her living room, and we are both sitting watching the tv (the couch is comically oversized, like we are kids) and one of her cats comes over on the back of the couch. I try petting it and it attacks me. Undeterred, i pull the cat off the back of the couch, hold it in place and begin petting it again. The cat struggles against me holding it, trying to attack me, and i suddenly realize that if i let the cat go, it is gonna fuck my shit up. Like without a doubt. It’s gonna go for my balls or something.

so I keep struggling with the cat petting it and eventually it calms down. Thinking i’m in the clear, i go to let it go, and it glares at me with an expression that basically says “keep petting, bitch”. So, feeling a bit violated and unappreciated, i toss the cat across the room so it can’t turn around and swipe me.

Cut to me watching a scene from the new Batman game. Apparently it’s the forth of july in Gotham, and batman is trying to get to the scene of a crime, but he must go through a large opera building that is filled to the brim with carnival performers and clowns all playing the American national anthem.

So already from this setup, i know the villain is the penguin (because he always employs freaks as his henchman) so i watch batman move through the thick crowd, keeping an eye out on the faces of the carnival people, looking for the main villain. Then batman, as if he just suddenly remembered that he was the fucking batman, shoots a zipline up to the rafters of the enormous building and crawls out through a window.

Batman walks out to the edge of this building, the camera in my dream pulls back, and i see gotham city at night blanketed in shadow with thousands upon thousands of red, white and blue streamers fluttering everywhere. Then batman crosses to the other side of the building, the music begins to build, and he jumps. As he plummets, he suddenly uses his cape to glide, the music itself swells, and as the camera pulls back, i can see this mass of red and blue flashing lights in the distance. Above them, two huge balloons bob loftily in the sky, and a corpse hangs from each one. All the while, this amazing danny elfman-esque music is playing. I wish i could somehow reproduce the exact imagery to show you lol. It was insane.

Suddenly, my brother, sister, her friend bev and his friend Ashley are leaving in a jeep. My brothers driving. As we are going along, me in the backseat, i’m going over how beautiful i thought the scene i just saw from batman was, with the music, and the haunting image of the balloons set against the skyline. Ashley doesn’t really believe me, so i replay the scene for us again, but this time, as batman is falling, you can see that the street and other details are really rough looking, like i had made it in photoshop. “oh, nevermind”

the jeep continues on with my brother driving and me sitting in the back. I’m just sort of staring out the side window when suddenly a giant leopard appears in the center of the road. Now i start freaking out, remembering the cat that was being vicious (and a little domineering) earlier in the dream. So i’m screaming my ass off, and my brother, totally unimpressed by the massive fucking feline tells me to shut up and we continue driving.

We get to a motel to drop everyone off, and my brother stops in the parking lot right in front of the building. Ashley, bev and my sister get out, and i go to switch to the front seat, believing it will be larger. As i exit, a group of elderly Asian men descend upon the vehicle, believing it to be a taxi. I fight through the crowd, knock a few of them down (It’s them or me!!) and hop in the front seat.
Suddenly the front seat is friggin’ tiny, and my knees are sitting above the dash, pressed against the windscreen. Fuuu

my brother and I start driving again and the world itself slowly begins to change from the gloomy gotham city like backdrop to a bright and cartoony one. We drive down into a tunnel and everything becomes really blue. It takes me a moment to realize that the tunnel itself is completely transparent, and we are underwater. I watch the schools of cartoony fish drifting serenely amongst the kelp and seaweed, and i suddenly wonder how strong the glass tunnel is.

My brother turns around in the tunnel, backs up, and not paying much attention, he backs through the tunnel wall without any resistance, and i realize that it isn’t glass, but a transparent force field or something. I’m about to yell at my brother for almost flooding the vehicle when suddenly, no more than ten feet away, i see the Giant leopard again in the water, now wearing a fucking scuba suit...

Holy Shiiiit, i start freaking out yet again, and my brother and I speed away. It’s at this point i realize that i am in a Mario game. Billboards advertising Mushroom Kingdom condominiums and Koopa brand Corn Meal litter the 1920’s esque city. It’s like the tim burton, noir version of gotham has merged with the Mario world. It’s really strange.
So i exit the car, and go stand in this line up outside of this huge walk-in microwave (????) and i shovel some koopa cornmeal out of this container with cartoon animals on it. I think i eat it, and then i start walking around.

As i’m walking around, i suddenly realize i have a tablet computer, so i turn it on, and i am met with a picture of the galaxy with a silhouetted planet in the middle, the letters MMM written over top. Wanting to “pause” the game that i am in, i go through the menus and fail to find the option. “Great,” i say to myself, “I am stuck in the tutorial.”

I continue messing around with the computer when suddenly a robot version of Mario appears on the screen with a cup and five dice. The computer’s avatar explains to me that i need to save the princess with the power of numbers or some shit, and yadda yadda yadda i start rolling the dice a bunch of times. Annoyed that i am not listening, the computer tries to reprimand me, so i tell it to go fuck itself, and i continue rolling the dice again.

This is what you would call a “Bad” idea. This pisses of the computer, and i mean it is PISSED. OFF. It’s eyes begin to glow red, and the screen becomes pixelly and distorted, and the avatar takes on this menacing tone. It looks at me and says “You want to see the full breadth of mah power?!?!” and i’m thinking, “naaaaah” and it’s like “shut up puny mortal!! Witness my majesty!!”

suddenly the dice shake up on the screen and stop, revealing the numbers 5-4-3-2-1 . now I’m pretty unimpressed, and a little disappointed. “That all you got? You can make the dice come up whatever you want? Big deal.” The computer just smiles, and off in the distance i can hear a mechanical whirring noise steadily growing. And the computer just stares at me smiling.

A few minutes pass with the whirring noise growing, and suddenly I understand what’s going on. Seeing that i understand, the computer begins to laugh viciously. “those weren’t just random numbers...” i say coldly, “that was a countdown...”

“YESSS!!!” In a crazed mechanical voice, “NOOWW DIIEEEE!!!” Suddenly the view changes to a first person perspective with a crosshair, and i watch as the computer begins targeting mushroom kingdom skyscrapers and firing upon them with missiles. The scene erupts into chaos, and as a train passes by on an elevated track, the computer targets it and destroys it. I remember hearing all the little toads crying and screaming in pain and thinking “What the fuck kind of Mario is This?!!?”

Then off in the distance i see a small blip. It continues moving across the sky, growing larger and larger, and suddenly i recognize it as an incoming missile. I bail from the seat of some vehicle (not sure where it came from) just as the missile hits it, destroying it and the computer.
Victory! I walk back over to the walk-in Microwave (big WTF on that one) to buy some victory cornmeal, but i quickly discover that the company that made the cornmeal was destroyed in the attack, and now the food of choice is Rice meal. I just have enough time to see that the koopa cornmeal logo has changed when i abruptly woke up.
...
Seriously, no fucking clue where that dream came from lol.

01/17/12

School Stealing
I am at school at Pima Community College, which is where I am taking a couple classes during the spring semester. I am on my way to class. I know exactly where class is, and I am running a bit early, so I wander around a bit. The more extra steps I take the better it is for my diet. As I wander I am thinking I forgot to bring any supplies to school… no paper, no pencil… I see a wall with lockers on it. The lockers can be rented by students to keep their books in between classes as opposed to carrying all the books all day. One of the lockers is open a bit. It looks like someone didn't want to spend the 50 cents or so to rent the locker so they just left their stuff. I am curious, so I peek in there. There is a backpack there and nothing else. No one is watching me, I take the backpack and walk away as if there was nothing strange. I figure this backpack surely has some paper and a pencil in it, so my problem is solved. I wonder if I might find a jump drive I can use as well. I go to class and sit down, waiting for class to start. I open the backpack to take out some paper but I find there are no school supplies in the backpack. It is stuffed with cash! Stacks of $20 bills, and lots of them! Wtf? I had thought I was jacking someone's books and notebooks and stuff and I find all this money! I glance around to see if anyone is watching me. No one is paying any attention to me. I close the backpack and wonder where I might be able to find a pencil and paper now…


Kleptomania
I am with my mother and we are visiting a friend somewhere in town. This person is really more of my mother's friend than mine, and I quickly get bored. I say I need to use the bathroom and I leave to do so. I wander around a bit as I go, I figure the friend won't mind. After all, she gave us a tour of the house when my mom and I first arrived, so there's nothing here I haven't seen before. I am looking in the different rooms when I get a bit nosier than I probably should be. I peek in a jewelry box to see what kind of jewelry our friend likes to keep. Some of it is quite pretty, but nothing especially catches my attention. I close the box and peek in a couple other places. Still being nosey. I peek inside a closed roll top desk and find there is a really old looking book there. Cool! There's actually several of the books in a small pile. I open one of the books to see what is inside. It is blank inside, a blank journal. It is such a cool looking book… I slip the book into the waistband of my jeans, hidden under my shirt. I close the desk and then leave the room, heading into the bathroom. There are cute little fluffy stuffed animals, about the size of a mouse. I put one in my pocket without even thinking about it. I take care of business in the bathroom and then return to the living room where my mom and her friend are chatting still. My mom is ready to leave, so we say our goodbyes and head out. In the car my mom asks what that is in my pocket. She sees the stuffed animal I stole. She is mad about that and says I had better hope our friend doesn't notice or we will never be invited over there again. I wonder what will happen when our friend notices the journal missing…

Tonight I decided to try out Galantamine and Choline - which resulted in very vivid dreams and remembering more dreams than usual.

One of them, although not lucid, really impressed me. It was an FA and it went like this.
I woke up, looked at my alarm clock and realized it was almost 7 AM. I usually get up at 5:30 and go to work, so I panicked thinking I overslept.
I rushed to the shower, washed and when I stepped out I woke up (for real this time).
I looked at the alarm clock and realized it was only 3 AM.
It was a very short dream, but it was certainly the most vivid FA I have ever had - it seemed to incorporate what I read about Galantamine making you sleepy/drowsy during the day. (Making me think I overslept)


Anyway, on to the lucid!

I found myself standing in a two-room building, it was very small and I noticed I was dreaming, due to my vision being blurry/wavy - almost as if I was underwater.
I knelt down to stabilize by touching the carpet - first I looked at it, and my vision became super clear - it felt like I could see all the tiny details in the fabric. Then I tried touching it, closing my eyes to emphasize the feeling.

I struggled a bit to open my eyes, and I was afraid for a moment that I was waking up.
I succeeded and figured I needed to stabilize a little more.
I looked at my hands, my fingers were sort of squirming around making them seem snake-like.
I rubbed my hands together while looking at them.

The dream now seemed stable, so I went outside.
Outside I saw a bunch of DCs walking in a market-like square, I calmly walked around wanting to interact with one of them.
I finally picked someone to talk to, she was holding what seemed like a bag of bread - I walked up to her and said "Hi, how are you?".
She replied by saying "I'm having lunch!" and shoving me away with her arm - this surprised me a bit, and I woke up.

I stayed still to re-enter the dream, and I found myself back in the small house.
There was a girl with long brown hair, asking me which shirt I would like - a brown or a black.
The shirts had numbers on them, like the ones used at some sport events - turned out that's exactly what they were.
I chose the black one, not knowing that meant I had to take part in a long-distance run (I really dislike running!).

I went out and lined up for the event. When we started, I was lacking behind after a very short time.
I figured I could run faster if I expected to - this was my dream after all.
It took quite an effort at first, I had to really push my legs to move faster and faster, but after a while it seemed natural.
I ended up winning the race, and the excitement woke me up.

I re-entered the same dream a couple of times that night, but they were either very short or I don't remember a lot of detail.
When I finally woke up to get started with my daily routine, I found that the galantamine had not made me any more drowsy than usual - might be the excitement of having a very nice LD

I'm just another person. Hello world!
Try not to look for anything interesting here.

So I went to my 3rd period Spanish class. Instead of an actual classroom, it was more of an open "clay" house that was more or less roofless, but compensated with high walls. Beautiful nature surrounded the house. There were trees about twice or three times as large as the walls. There wasn't much furniture and the floor was half mud, half... tile, I guess. There were desks and electrical outlets. My teacher greeted me. One on my friends dropped by for some reason.
The story was kids apparently ditched (It was only me, the teacher and two other background kids) and supervisors were looking for them. One of the custodians rang the bell (the actual building was connected to the rest of the school via a single door and a connecting corridor) and my teacher opened it. Custodian said "Sir, we rang the bell ten minutes ago. We suspect that there may be a bomb in the school." He wanted us to search, and so the teacher and I did. I couldn't find anything though. The custodian said "Alright..." and walked off. I don't know where the other guys went...

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I was heading to my first period. It turned out that the class was at the school's theater area, so I arrived a bit late. There were guest speakers that were giving me an... inquisitive look, but the teacher pardoned me, so it was all good. Funny thing is, the teacher said to the speakers "He's a good kid. He's definitely worth the trouble".
Later, I ask permission to use the bathroom. For some reason, I ended up straying off campus and with my family... at Taco Bell. Afterwards, I finally end up back on campus. I'm way too nervous to just go back in, since I knew that I was away for far more than a few minutes. I look through a window and see that the speakers were almost done. For some reason I had on one of the speakers' fire jackets. It was pretty cool. I went to 3rd period, Spanish (apparently I visited there before school started) and felt really crummy about ditching first period. I then started speaking in Spanish to my Spanish teacher (I've never spoken non-English in a dream before) and we had a discussion in Spanish about... something I forget.

Two dreams that I started remembering, and they both revolve around kids leaving class and Spanish...

I was in an all white house that didn't have any furnishings what so ever. Everything was was clean...perfect.

I also remember being at my elementary school. It was the end of the day and we were all heading to the busses. I couldn't help but think of all the other times I had dreams like this. Especially when I couldn't find my bus. I pulled off a moon jump over some hedges about 15 feet off the ground as somewhat of an RC, but I still didn't piece it together.

I'm at my house wating for my dad to come home from picking mum up from work. All these people begin to pull up in cars and vans. I anxiously walk up to the door and shout "there's no party" assuming that's why they're here. I doubt I'll have any impact on such a large crowd like this anyway, they're mostly teenagers in high school. Eventually, after I'm pushed out of the way and people being invading my house and walking around in the yard this girl walks up to me. She begins yelling furiously at me, I stand there without a word, until she finishes and storms off. I ask a guy behind me what that was all about "It's because you hurt Tyson.." he says mysteriously. I watch as she drives off in her car and most of the people leave as well. (I guess they were there to see a fight or something?) However there are still a few straglers, and I'm determined to get them out before Dad gets home and I'm in major trouble. Unfortunately, my attempts at getting them to leave are unsuccesful, and dad pulls into the drive way. I walk up slowly, ready to face the music. "What's all this?!" Dad asks, looking around in disbelief at the unknown people in our house and the rubish strewn across the yard. "Well, even though it's a dream..." I begin. Even though it's a dream! The words hit me like a tonne of bricks and I become lucid! I walk over to the vacant field next to me, no longer feeling the need to explain the situation to dad. I look back at the house, and see there is no one in sight. (Typical, just when I WANT the people, they're gone) I want to do the basic task of the month, so I will everyone to come back with my mind. There's about ten people across from me, so I take what I can get, and imagine there's a lit firework in my hand. I throw it as high as I can, and watch as it bursts into red sparks across the daylight sky. The sparks turn into more sparks, and then everything burnt out, I was expecting something better, but now that I've completed the task, I think of something I actually want to do. I remember wanting to turn invisible, so I bring my hands near my shoulders, and throw them down quickly. I turn transperent, and know that I am invisible to others. There's no one to try this on anyway though (which was a letdown.) I look over towards my neighbours house where I remember how I've always wanted to go on their balcony in a dream, because of the amazing views. (I know it's a bit weird, considering how I can do this in real life, but I just do for some reason.) I fly towards the house and look around at the amazing trees and water of the shore. I decide to fly to the beach from here, I fly fast, but still take in all the views as I travel. I check my stabality, and decide to fly onto the water, and walk on it. I remind myself to DEILD if I wake up, but as I crash into the water and wake up, I decide to write it all down because it would suck if I forgot it. This was a dream I had when I was on holidays in sydney.

January 2012

Synopsis: Two tornado dreams, and a vampire I kill

Note: watched too many episodes of storm chasers

Storm Chase Me
Im on a country winding road. At first Im on a bus with a group of friends, until the twister shows up behind us and now were in a pick up on the run. The twister follows us, surrounds us. The two in the back were supposed to be keeping track of its movement, but when I looked behind me they had fallen asleep.

Who falls asleep while running away from a twister?

The driver is screaming at me, he can't see where the tornado is. I'm looking at the gps on the phone, but instead of showing me the tornado, theres a spider symbol on the screen. Whats up with this spider? Its, its saying its right in front of me. I look up at the drivers head, theres on a spider on it.

"stay still theres a spider on your head!"

I try to flick it off and as I do I feel something bite my left shoulder, waking me up. I fall back asleep and continue to dream of tornados.

This time I'm outside my apartment, but the neighborhood is completely wrong. Im talking to mom on the cell about my tornado dream, but then I see something on the main road. Its whispy and transparent, but its a tornado.

I get off the phone and run to sis. I don't feel safe staying in this wimpy apartment, we've gotta move. Sis agrees so we get in the car and try to outrun the tornado growing every moment. But the tornado seems to follow us and leaves us on a mad chase all over the city. At one point we tried to hide in a closet - but it was the janitors closet in the mall and they shoo'd us away.

We made a giant circle around the city and finally decided to stay in our apartment. We dont actually make it to the apartment, we simply parked and took refuge in the car.

I waited for the tornado to come, instead it simply fades away.

Like the spider, a new enemy appeared, a female vampire. The city was dark, and she threatened to kill my sister. After some time I confront her, and told her to stop threatening my sister or I will kill her. But she continues to say shes going to kill my sister.

Upset, I grab a pair of scizzors, and I warn her again that the only whos going to die is her. She threatens my sister again. So I slash her eye hoping that if I blinded her she can't kill my sister.

She doesn't even feel any pain. She threatens to kill my sister still. So I chop off her head and her brain oozes out. She's an undead vampire, I've only weakened her. I put her head and oozy brain in a jar. What do I do with it?

Ive got to bury it far far away from her body so it cant unite. Not my closet, I dont want to think about her head being in there. Finally I find a pool of water and bury it under the mud. I woke up soon after. That was pretty gross.

I was upstairs in my house in my parents' room. I was sitting on the bed watching T.V. when I looked over into my sister's room. I notices that she had a friend over, one who I hadn't seen in like 10 years. I got up and walked over and saw that my sister was sitting at her desk and her friend was sitting on the ground, both of them looking at a computer screen. They were looking at some sort of video. I stepped a little closer to my sister and just stood there for a second. Nobody said anything. Then I left and headed into my room.

I sat down on my bed for a quick second and did a random RC. I plugged my nose and nothing happenes, I couldn't breathe. Disappointed with the result I checked my hands, all 10 fingers, none missing and no extras. Then, since I really wanted it to be a dream I plugged my nose again and tried to breathe in. It slightly worked, and I thought I was in some sort of dream but didn't know for sure. I kept plugging my nose, trying to breathe in, and, eventually, it worked great! I was fully lucid

I immediately thought of the TotY and, once again, couldn't decide on which one to do. I summoned yet another dart board with all the dates on it I hadn't done yet. I summon a dart, closed my eyes and threw it. It landed on the '80s. Awesome, Mt. St. Helens, this should be fun! I walked over to my door, closed it, and thought to myself, "Mt. St. Helens is on the other side of this door," and when I opened it, I was a couple miles from the base of the volcano. I walked over to a log cabin I saw and knocked on the door. A rather "woodsy" looking man, with beard and everything, opened the door. "Yes? Who are you and what are you doing at my cabin?" He asked. He seemed a little irritated but not enough to make someone angry. "I was wondering if you could tell me when that volcano erupts," I told him.

"What volcano? You mean ol' St. Helens over there? She ain't no volcano, just another pile of dirt and rocks." He told me. "But there has been some low rumblin' goin' on late at night in case you were wondering." Just then, there was a very loud, low rumbling noise. "Alright, thanks. See ya, gotta go!" I quickly flew up to the peak of the mountain and got ready for the eruption. Wanting to make it fun, I summoned a sled, like you would use on snow. I sat down and said, "Whenever you're ready!" At that moment, the entire ground beneath me started to move. I slowly started to slide down when I saw gysers of rock and dust popping up all over the place in front of me.

I leaned back and forth, left and right avoiding these mini eruptions. I was about halfway down the mountain and suddenly I was pushed up straight into the air, about 50 feet. A hole had opened up right below me! I started falling to the ground when I pulled up on the tip of the sled, trying to make it fly. I leaned back, trying to lift up, and when I was about 10 feet off the ground it finally started to rise. At this point I just made a B-line for the bottom hovering several feet above the ground, still trying to avoid the gysers. It was much easer in the air, slicing through air instead of dirt and rocks. It took me a minute, but I finally made it to the bottom.

I didn't want to miss the show so I dropped the sled and flew up to about 200 feet and just hovered there, watching the eruption. A huge chunk of the side of the mountain was missing and massive amounts of ash and soot were pouring out of the hole. The cloud was enormous, thousands of feet high, maybe even miles. It stretched well into the clouds. I looked down at the ground behind me and saw a pyrocalstic flow blowing through the forest. It was heading right towards the cabin I had stopped at! Not wanting to let the guy die, I headed down there to try and help. I had actually started to like him . I thought as hard as I could and snapped my fingers. In an instant, the cabin was gone. I hoped it had worked and it was someplace where the eruption wasn't.

Well, that task was done, and I figured it would be in my best interest to try and do another one. I decided I would to the brownie camera and take a picture, since that one seemed more simple. I snapped my fingers imagining myself in an old house and a camera on an end table. In the blink of an eye, I was in an old house, but there was no camera. I searched for it a little bit and headed into a room next to the one I was in. I saw somebody holding up a camera and one of those bulbs or whatever they used for a flash. I then saw a family standing in front of a white wall. I ran into the family and photo bombed it . I was an ass, but I didn't really care, it was a dream

The flash happened right as I got into the group, and I was eager to see what the picture looked like. Obviously annoyed, the person whom I assume was the father of the family stepped over to me. "Hey, what the devil do you think you're doing? This is meant to be a nice family photograph. Not many people get these you know!" He seemed really angry. "Hey calm down pops. Would you like me to take another one?" I figured I might as well, since I couldn't remember whether I had to be in one or take one. "Why yes, that would be alright." He replied.

I got behind the camera where the photographer had been. I asked him to move out of my way so I could take a picture and he reluctantly agreed. "Okay, now how do you work this thing?" I asked him. There was no obvious "picture" button, and I had to cause the flash manually, I believe. "Well, first of all you have to hold this contraption here to created enough light for the photo. You pour the powder in here," he said, as he did it for me, "and then press this button to make it go off. Then, right as you create the flash you hold this button here," he pointed to a large button on the side of the camera, "and count to 10. Once you're done, you pull this lever and the photo comes out here," he said, pointing to a large slot on the front of the camera.

"Okay, I think I got it," I told him. "Smile!" I told the family. They didn't make any facial expression, and I pressed the button for the flash while also pressing the large button on the camera. I counted in my head, "1, 2, 3..." and when I got to 10 I let go. "Okay, now I pull this lever?" I asked the man. He nodded and I pushed down on the lever. A small piece of paper came out with a faded image on it. "How do I get the picture to look clearer?" I asked the man. "Oh, you have to soak it in a special solution, here, give it to me." I handed it over to him and he placed it in a small pool of an orange liquid. The family whom I had just taken a picture of leaned over my shoulder as I leaned over the photographers, trying to see what he was doing. After about 12 seconds he took the picture out and placed it in a towel.

He rubbed off all the excess residue and handed me the photo. I looked at it, and could see it clear as day. It looked just like the family, only as clear as a modern digital picture. It was still in black and white, however. "Oh, how lovely," the woman said. I assume she was the mother. "Here," I said, giving it to them. "I hope this makes up for the other one." I told them. "Oh, it certainly does," said the woman. "Hey, if you don't mind could I see the other one?" I asked the photographer. "Sure, let me just wash this one as well," he said, as he took the other piece of paper and placed it in the solution. After a bit he took it out and cleaned it off. "Hmm, that's odd," he said, rather concerned which made me very intrigued. "Can I take a look?" I asked. He handed me the picture and I studied it. I could see the family just fine, and saw that they were surprised, looking at me jumping in front of them, but I wasn't there. I found this extremely strange but, before I could think any more about it, I woke up.

Woo! I got two done in one dream! This is awesome The photo one still makes me think, but hey, I got the task finished and that's all that matters in the end



Second dream: I was having some sort of sexual encounter, though I can't comepletely recall it. All I remember is feeling as if I was achieving orgasm and ejaculation, but at the same time I woke up. It felt almost exactly as if I had a wet dream, only it had actually happened after I woke up. I slowly got up, not wanting to make any more of a mess than was already there, and headed into the bathroom to clean up. Before I left my room I checked the clock. Only 2:00? I had only been asleep for about 2 1/2 hours. Just as a quick RC I looked away then looked back, still 2:00. Alright, not a FA. I walked into the bathroom and checked my underwear, but it was completely dry. No jizz or anything. I did 2 more RCs, checking my hands and plugging my nose, but they both failed, I was still awake.

I didn't want to lose any more sleep since I had school in the morning so I went straight back to bed.

(There were two more fragments but they were just remembering a certain place/a person, no specific information)

This dream was like a mixture of non-lucid, and lucid. At times i felt like i was in control in other times i felt like i was just observing, and not actually experiencing. And that's probably due to being a rookie at lucid dreaming.

I was in class, and the fire alarm went off. Of course, everyone jumped up and ran outside. One of the parts that really stood out to me was the fact that some people in my class went and used the elevator, and everyone knows you're supposed to use the stairs during a fire.

I was actually walking with them when they were going to the elevator, and by the time i realized how stupid that was, they were already in it and the door was about to close. I was telling them that they shouldn't use it, but they didn't listen. Then my professor came walking up all slow, (like some cliche movie fire scene) and said "there's a girl trapped in the fire!"...

Nobody cared except me, they all just shrugged their shoulders and went down on the elevator. Me and my professor ran to help the girl that was trapped, i don't really remember how we got her out or how we even made it over to her. Almost like the dream faded out...
When it "faded in" we were outside and i was carrying the girl over my shoulder (she was unconscious), and we were crouched behind some exploded, still burning truck. People were shooting at us from the other side. Why? I have no clue...

My professor and i didn't know what to do, so we kind of just stayed there and took cover. But then i got sick of it, and all of a sudden i had a burst of courage or something...I jumped out from the truck and pulled out two pistols and just started picking off all of the guys that were shooting at us. (That part felt very controlled, i think i was lucid at this point.) After i went Rambo on everyone, i started to realize how bizarre the dream was, and also that i was lucid, and of course...i got excited, and woke up -_-.

My roommate recently moved out, and i had an odd dream about a "new roommate"...

I came back to my place(From where? I'm not sure.), and my "new roommate" was moving in and unpacking his things. Something about him was very familiar, yet, I've never seen him before in my life. I don't remember talking to him at my place, but then things kind of faded out...

The next part of the dream i remember, was me at a park on the water, in my hometown. I got out of the car and started walking towards the pier with the gazebo at the end where i usually sit out and just chill, and listen to music.



For some reason, my "new roommate" was there at the gazebo...swimming, in a hole in the gazebo...
This threw me off really hard in the dream because there's no hole in the gazebo lol.
I asked him what he was doing, and he said, just enjoying the water. That last thing i remember from the dream, was just looking at him like he was insane.