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I remember being in a class with twins that i knew really well, but I've never had a class with them. Our teacher was my old English teacher from Jr. high school, and he was explaining dreams to us. We were also building/fixing/repairing bowling balls. The class room looked like an old supermarket I went to with my mom back in my childhood. I remember the teacher was saying that "inception" was just a bunch of garbage. I started ignoring him because I had that "I already know this stuff" feeling about whatever he was prepared to say.

Also...I want to say I had a really intense dream before this....but I don't remember anything from it.

I have a sit down with my old general manager of Red Lobster to try to get back working there again. She hires me. When I show up to work for my first day I ask one of the servers if the menu is still the same from when I worked there. They tell me it pretty much is and hand me a menu. I look it over and find that not much has changed at all. I go through the selection of sides in my head. Baked Potato, Mashed Potato, French Fries, Broccoli, or Rice...still got it! I look at what starting section they put me in, and it's a really shitty one... not near the windows at all - where most of the customers like to be to see the water. That's expected though, they needed to start me out easy. I also notice next to my name on the seating chart the written words "Only 1%". I assumed that that meant I only get 1% of my pay or tips which is extremely disappointing but I am sure it was only for that day because of starting. Suddenly I have to use the restroom so I enter the bathroom. The stalls had no walls and after I was done I was thinking about what an invasion of privacy that was.
I look down at my hand and realize I have a dark grey smudge on it. I go up to the bathroom sink and see that the dark smudging is also all over my face. I try to wash it off but somehow it gets all over my clothes. Shit! I pump some soap hoping that it might help me get rid of it all faster. My clothes get all wet, but after a few minutes of washing, I end up looking somewhat okay. I walk outside and the speak with the hostess - a thin girl with blonde, chin length hair.

"Hey Nick, I sat you but no one knew where you were and we couldn't find you. So I had to move them to someone else's section. Also, some of the servers say you need to give them some tables anyway so they can make money."

I look at her. "I don't care what the other servers say, sit me anyway. And let me know when you do. I'm not going anywhere."

I walk around and notice there are some stairs that are leading to a basement with dancing music blasting inside. Since when did Red Lobster get a night-club? I walk down there and bump into my old roommate Amaliah on the way.

"Hey! I didn't know you were here."

"Oh I come here all the time! I love this place! Let's go in!"

I follow her inside but it's very dark and hard to see. An Asian guy walks up to me that I recognize as one of my coworkers.

"Follow me Nick." he said.

He leads me to another room of the nightclub and then the dream fades. The moment everything turns black I realize I am dreaming

I start spinning and fighting to save the dream now that I was lucid. I keep thinking that I want the dream scene to change into something beautiful. When the dream finally does re-appear I am in a hilly countryside next to a flowing creek. There are miniature horses grazing among yellow flowers. They are about the size of toy dogs. Very cute. I stabilize the dream a bit and admire the clarity. Everything looks and feels so real. Even the water from the creek which I put my legs in feels nice. I see a few baby ducks waddling through the grass. It's very relaxing. I try to pet some of the little horses but they are skittish and run away from me. A few of them jump into the creek and swim to the other side. Then everything disappears and I am back awake in my bed :/

02.02.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1: Supermarket

I was with a DC that looks like my mother, there is some kind of service at a Supermarket (probably Walmart) where if you ask the employee what you wanted, they would have it prepared for in a cart, and even take it outside for you all packed and ready instead of you actually searching for things inside the store.



An employee DC I believe said our groceries and other things we needed to buy were ready. We get out of the store, and the cart is on the right, but my mother is trying to look for it. She's acting like she has no brain, and I'm telling her to look over to my direction to see it.

I gave up on her because she just was standing there like an idiot. Then my father comes in a vehicle for us to put the groceries and other things and that's all I remember for that one.

Dream 2: Men take revenge on female DC by having sex

Some lady, who I could only see the back of her body, was allowing herself to have sex two times. I forgot what one DC wanted to have sex with her for, but I know the other one wanted to have sex for revenge.

I knew she was wearing a red bra, and I could only see the back of her hair.

I was in the living room. My dad showed me a music video. The guy singing looked like Tom Chaplin (Keane) but I said it was the Goo Goo Dolls and my dad agreed.
3 cats ran to the living room. One of them jumped on the table and the others were sniffing the ground. I noticed Luna (my cat) had some goat like features. We talked about it for a while but we both thought it was normal.

I was in the hallway in my grandma's house and saw our 2 cats escaping through the front door. My grandma panicked but I knew they were going to return immediately and they did.

I saw kids and teenagers at school. I sensed that many of the kids were different and were here to improve the world

I was walking on a really wide and white courtyard with a woman. I said "I don't know when I'm hungry, thirsty or have to go to the bathroom". She said something about connecting with my body and feelings.
I saw a group of teenagers passing by. They were laughing at me. I either held up a sign with "I love you" on it or I thought about doing that. I did feel a little vurnerable.

We arrived (me and the woman) in front of a circus tent at night. There was a small open room next to the tent with two containers with water. She told me to drink it. I hesitated but I ended up drinking every last drop. A saw a few black particles in the water but I didn't taste it.
I saw a humanoid with black skin, white markings and radiating eyes that might have been orange. I was a little startled but I knew it was an alien that came here to help.
I was told I had to paint my whole body with bodypaint. I think most of it was white. I could feel it drying in my face.
There was a girl who also had to do it but she was really scared and ran away. I followed her and told her there is nothing to fear and it's normal. It didn't have any effect but then the woman said something that calmed her down.

I went in the circus tent. It turned out to be a library inside. I saw a blonde guy (from dream 'Dream about group') who apparently was the 'creator of the earth'. He was posting on a forum he didn't want to date anyone right now but he did want to talk about their hobbies. Someone commented something like: That's lame. My family always talks about hobbies and you can't connect with people like that.
He sat on a table and stared at me. I could feel he liked me and that he knew I liked him. I wanted to look for a book about him because I knew there was one. He tried to distract me with a few sheets of paper with things he wrote about himself but I ignored it. I wanted to know him on a deeper level so I continued my search for the book.

Hey, everyone. No lucid dreams, but the show must go on!

First, I was at a party with my girlfriend. It looked like an apartment and it was crowded. There was a girl who wanted to kiss me and I was like "if I kiss her, it's fair, but you can't kiss anybody!", but my girlfriend seemed to want to kiss some people too, which really pissed me off (my girlfriend and I have broken up twice in real life, one time lasted about two or three days and the other one, a week. Both times, she's kissed many people - she even had sex with one - so I guess dream me wanted to get even? ). I think my cousin was there or I was talking to him on the phone/texting him. I definitely remember his presence somehow.

Since she was trying to kiss a guy, I left really upset. When I was outside, there was something weird going on, but I can't remember what it was. There might have been Transformers coming out of streets, but I don't know.

After that, I was at my cousin's, not the one from the party. I should probably mention that it's not the first time I've dreamt about that house, but it isn't real. Anyway, we were just hanging out, she was like "we can lock the gate later!", but... then some men entered the house, so we had to hide. Her room was an attic, but not just any attic. It was hidden and super extra secret. The problem was that we'd have to stay there for a very long time. The "bad men" had slaves or something and they decided to stay there, since the house was so big.

I left the attic on a food mission, there were two little boys inside the house and they might've seen me, but it was okay. Then, I was outside and the bad men were forcing their slaves to do something, I don't know what. I think they were just having fun messing with the poor guys. They noticed there could be someone there, and that's when I realised I was wearing an invisibility cloak (thanks, Harry Potter! ), so I was careful, cause I couldn't make any noise.

I think I've dreamt about something else, but I forgot now.

EDIT: I remembered what it was!!! I was talking to a friend of mine, he's Jewish, and he was telling me about some Jewish foods.

i was standing in a house when i became lucid. this time i took more time than i normally would to stabilize i rubbed my hands together and rubbed my feet on the carpet and i grabbed part of this arch that was right next to me and felt it a little i noticed a box on the floor and i wanted a gun so i could shoot through the wall so i went to open it and it was a smaller box inside a smaller box a bout 6 times so i said the next one is what i want. so i reached in without looking and pulled out an old WW2 rifle and shot this door and it deteriorated and it was dark inside the door. i went in and it was a maze but the walls were made if wooden poles so i could see through them. i was walking through the maze and there were statues of people made of stone and i started asking the statues if they were my dream guide and a couple said no. i came up to this one that look like more of a real person, it was this huge Italian man about 6' 5" with a loss of hair but what he had was black. i asked him if he was my dream guide and he said yes i couldnt believe i had found him so i said "really?" and he responded sarcastically "no im not your dream guide". it was kind of funny and at that point i knew it was him. we hung out for a bit and talked about personally things and then i went to the bathroom cause i had to go real bad which when i woke up i really did.

I was at what looked like a party. Up stairs was normal but down stairs wasn't. it was almost like my basement in real life but only half was. The other half had this portal that lead to this scary place that had this black purple person flying around. When I left the portal my sister was holding this black crystal. She said when she dropped it the monster would appear. She dropped it and the same black thing appeared but it was just standing there. I went up stairs and the dream almost shifted into a video game thing but i don't really remember. It did go back to the party and when it did I had what looked like a squirt gun. I told my sister(who was now with her friend Keri) to come back down stairs and i can summon a monster. We all went down stairs. I remember looking at my jigsaw mask that was stuck under a door int the basement. I then told them if I squirted the ground then sprayed what I squirted with water it would appear. I squirted what looked like clear syrup onto the ground. I then pulled out another gun and tried spraying water but fire came out. I stopped and my sister said the chips and dip are good. I ate a chip with dip and then tried another but through it at the wall. the last thing i remember is hearing my sister say " Oh you can eat dip".

After getting into The Lucid Dream I've found myself in the centre of my room. I immediately performed some deepening and maintaining and started acting as I had planned, in case of an unplanned Lucid experience. I teleported into a flying Plane, with my parachute already on my back. After some maintaining I jumped out and kept falling through the clouds for about 2 minutes. It felt as amazing as always and even better. The Sun was touching my skin, clouds got me a little bit wet, but someting was missing. I needed some music and I decided to go for it. Go for the thing I've always wanted to do in my "World". I concentrated on the specific song and I started hearing it in my head. Soon it spread everywhere. I was free falling and enjoying the music I like. Amazing, amazing, amazing. The ground was getting closer, so I had to continue with my plan. I took out snowboard from my parachute bag and put it on. After some maintaining, I closed my eyes and imagined that as I fall through the next pack of Clouds, I will translocate to the snowy mountain area. With the music still on, I managed to land safely on the ground and round my snowboard down the mountain. All of the excitement woke me up completely.

I was in my bed unable to move, and I started to get really frustrated. Eventually, I began realizing I was in sleep paralysis (although my thinking was still very fuzzy). As I calmed my self down, my body began sliding off the bed- I made sure that I ended up on my feet though. I walked toward my mirror and caught a faint reflection of myself without a shirt (accurate). I decided to jump through the 2nd story window although part of me wasn't sure if it was real life, so I was a little bit hesitant. As I jumped through and began flying, I got this amazing feeling- this sense of freedom that I was actually dreaming. I remembered that I needed to tell ST that I was dreaming so I started flying toward where I thought she lived (in my head at the time, she lived a couple blocks away). As I came over the elementary school, my brain interpreted it as being the middle school and I quickly got distracted. I decided I was going to mess with the kids and take whatever I wanted out of the cafeteria. I started eating hamburgers for some reason, and joking around with the lady working behind the counter. I started using the word "dream" in different contexts, but it started to really piss her off (like in inception). The dream started to lose clarity, so I knew I should just leave her alone. I started heading down the walkway, then saw a girl I recognized from one of my classes. I wanted to see what she would say if I started talking to her, but the dream became fuzzier, and I woke up.

cute vampire chicks

All I can remember from my dream last night is going into a pet shop and buying two new pets. They weren't very friendly, in fact they were the complete polar opposites of our pets now..! (Really vicious at one another, and anyone else!!) The store owner gave them to me together in a giant tank. One was a rodent, the other was a bird..!

It was very odd.. I think I should be relieved I don't remember what else happened in this one..!

Ironically, after 31 days of recalling dreams and a first full month ever for me, I lose the streak right on the first day of February. Too bad. The streak is gone, so maybe I'll finally have a lucid dream for a change this month. Barren streak now extends to 46 days.

Anyways, let's delve into another "classic". This is a really short, but has enough curiosity factor to make it here.

Cristiano Ronaldo Smackdown
Date: November 13th, 2009
Lucid: Yes

I was in what seemed like a football (soccer) field. It was dark. Cristiano Ronaldo was there as well and we ended up playing against - but not soccer, some other game. He grabbed the ball on his hands and made a supernatural jump to the other end of the field. He threw the ball while in air, but he had jumped too high and it only hit the crossbar. This whole time I was already lucid, the dream had pretty much started that way.

The match ended up being more like Smackdown than any other sport. I was beating Cristiano up at some point. My buddy Tomi emerged from the woods and joined up in my side. I was pretty excited.

Unfortunately there isn't more that I remember.

I'm on krasnaya ploshid standing behind a crowd of people rioting. Police walk disperse the riot. One asks me where I'm from and where my parents are from. "Moscow. Im trying to find a cab to get home". He walks me to a street. Someone calls my name. I turn around and see this girl from Richmond that was also from Seattle. We talk for a. Few minutes and she gets in her little car.

The scene changes a bit and the car is now a couch. Instead of Seattle girl it's Katie and dina is there to. We all have a really good time on the couch talking and being excited. Dina and i roll around Having fun .Katie has goggles with lenses. She eventually gets on her bike and rides away home
I decide it's time for us to go home to. I put Dina on a bike and we ride home.

I'm in a high rise apartment with glass windows all around. I look outside and see a plane dragging another plane through the air on a string. 2 more of the planes. Someone else is in the house. I do a RC. Now I'm alone in the apartment. Everything is fading. I try to stop thinking that I'm dreaming and I rub my hands together. It seems to work. I rub the couch and when I look around again I'm fully in. I decide for a fireball session. I wave my arms around with passion and closed eyes. My arms get warm but nothing happens. There is a coffe table in the middle of the room and I make it disappear. So I have extra space. I try again this time trying to feel the energy in my body before shooting it through my arms. Again only my arms get warm. I walk over so I'm standing facing the hallway and can see down it into anothe room. I try the fireball again and as I'm formulating it a black hole starts to appear in the room down the hall. Right in the wall as if the wall is starting to melt into blackness from a single point. I think that if this wasn't a dream that woul look scary but it's kinda funny all these things that can happen in dreams. The fireball obviously fails that time. I decide To try and shoot a bow but when I try to imagine one on the couch next to me it doesnt work so instead I levitate. I fly to my right. Then I land. I decide it's time for a little interaction. I go out into the stairway and 3 girls and their father are coming up the stairs. I think about killing the father. But then I consider the pocibility that this is not a dream ...I ask him to allow his daughters to help me with a big assignment that I might fail if they don't. He says fine but they have to do something first. They all walk in to the apartment but their little group goes off to the left and I go to the right. I walk in and the people who live here with me (can't remember who anymore) are back sitting on the couch. We have a brief convo and someone knocks o the door... I wake up

Grandma came over with my uncle and grandpa. Grandma hated me. I kept trying to talk to her but she wouldn't even look at me. I left to go to luke to get some acid. He was angry for some reason but we ended up trading shrooms for acid. We stapled them to prices of paper. I went home around dark and decided to pop one in to test the power. It had a metallic test and I knew I was in for a ride. I went outside with Kara and we swung on a tree. I went so high in the air that I scared myself but I was confident. I circled the air expertly around the tree. A jogger ran by and was amazed at my skill and so was I. I thought it was the acid that allowed me to do this. Kara tried too and couldnt replicate it. I *told her I took acid and she understood why. It was dark out and we planned on walking to a park. I was visualizing heavily. I knew my family was on a walk so we tried to avoid them. During the walk Kara had to poop so we stopped and waited. She was talking loud about drugs and I sushed her so my family wouldn't hear. My aunt was reminiscing about her old life and we tried to avoid her. Finally my family found us because Kara was too loud and we gave up. I was messed up and kinda showed it. My grandma was still ignoring me and I ignored her and made fun of her. She burst laughing.y uncle gave me a whip and we explored a jungle house. Sometimes animals would jump at me and I had to whip them away. I was good at the whip and swatted a monkey attacker and a few others. I was having a blast.*

My mom was thinking about moving to new York. She was going to stay at my grandmas place there and see if she liked it. If she did she would pack up and go. Kara too Had to go for some reason. I joking asked if she was gonna meet someone and she said that if it happened it happened. I was surprised by did not want to tell her not to because I thought she would do what she wanted anyway. I felt hurt though and didn't know what to say. I accepted and let it go. I was swimming with the always sunny hand in water full of cigaret buds. For Some reason they all liked it and swam. Kara got back and admitted to sleeping with someone. I lied and said I did too. The waitress covered for me as it it was her I slept with. Kara got jealous

Nightmare. I was eating with Kara at some messed up Chinese place. The walls were all white like a hospital and it was filled with Chinese people. I left to go to the bathroom. It was like a maze. There was blood splatters on the wall and I knew people were getting experimented on. I went the wrong way which led to an exit. The guy told me to leave but I wanted to get Kara. I ended up getting lost and running from different doctors who were trying to experiment on me. I kept walking in on mutated people who would grab at me and touch me. One of them got to me and started drilling me head. I got away and finally made it out. I was scared of everyone. My thumbs and a couple fingers were broken. I had a knife and killed a few of them on my way out. Some guy tried to help me but I told him to leave. I went to the ambulence and they were gonna take me to the hospital. It turned out to be the same place. I screamed and ran. It skipped to a scene where I was at a hospital and they had to fix my head. They took half my head and threw it into a firebug where steaming hot logs were running over my head. It was immensely painful and the first time didn't fix it. I had to do it again. I sen in again and just laid there accepting instead of screaming

February 1, 2012

Zebra Pegasus and Other Pets
My sis was feeding the stray cats by the porch. Except one of them wasn't a cat, it was a baby winged zebra the size of a cat. How cute! I wanted to take a closer look. At first I thought its wings was just an illusion made of clumps of fur. But no, they were functional feathered wings.

I couldn't believe I was staring at a winged baby zebra, sitting on my porch like any other cat. I was shocked that no one claimed this oddity for them, he looks like he's worth a million. I find a half eaten plum in the fridge and give it to my striped friend.

Later, in a box I find a forgotten pet rat. He was as friendly as a rat could be. I dunno why, but I thought that I should bathe him. He was well behaved, sitting on my palm as I shampoo him. But when it came time for a rinse he got agitated and tried to bite me.

Thats when I notice a man in my kitchen and I instnatly accepted him as an aspect of my subconscious. He tells me something but I don't remember it. I ask him about my health and the most I could understand was eat more fruit.