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Im in my first period 8th grade algebra classroom sitting in my seat and everything seems normal until i notice we have a middle aged female teacher instead of mr.eckhart i look over at kates seat ( she sits to the seat to my right) and instead of kate being there it was my 7th grade friend cable. i looked behind me and i saw my friend julie and allison siting in my row. i look up at the female teacher and she started to speak " today since its near the end of the school year you guys can sleep or work on stuff we learned about in the start of the year. then she said theres no reason you should fail this class this year unless you did in 7th grade. my friend cable rose his hand and said what if ur in HUG cause HUG members r 7th graders in 8th grade class's!! the teacher said unless your in HUG you shouldnt fail this class. i bent over and tried to sleep but when i opened my eyes allison was right in front of me staring at me so i said GIRL! and she just burst out laughing. That was my dream

Nonlucid, Lucid, Partially lucid

May 5, '11, Fragment 1: Someone tells me a word that sounds like Chaklasharoo, or Shakrashlaroo, and tells me it is the name of the world.
I look it up and it is a word in another language that means "One pig, one spider."

Fragment 2: I lie on the ground. I realize there is a cow lying beside me. She is nice and we are friends.
The cow gets up and pretends to be a mean big cat. I tell her to be nice.

Nonlucid, Lucid, Partially lucid

May 3, 2011: I am lucid in the dream, in a hallway. I want to see my dream guide. There are paintings on the wall. I pick one up and ask if it is my dream guide.
A girl appears. She won't talk when I ask her questions. I tell her she is pretty. Then I tell her to say "aardvark." She doesn't.
I am carrying her around. She shrinks and changes form into a thing with creepy skinny limbs that hook onto my face. I throw the thing to the ground.

and there doesn't seem to be anything I can do to save it.

My reality resides in my dreams...
and this is the nightmare I wake up to.

Before Dream Notes
Bed Time: 3AM
Induction Technique: Believe it or not, a nose pinch RC AND WBTB at 11AM Did a RC with my eyes closed and apparently I was dreaming because I felt the cool air go straight to my nostrils, the best breathe of air I have taken in a long time (Allergies ;p)
Trigger: Seeing through my eyelids

The dream starts off by me waking up in my Grandma's house, it was early in the morning and the only people who were up were my Grandma and my parents. I noticed the difference between a lucid dream and a normal dream at this point, I could actually focus on something and see the details, colors, and vividness. I didn't do anything major in this LD I just walked around the house observing what I could actually see and how long I could make it last. I went to the front door and tried to leave the house but the moment I did my Grandma's crabby old boy friend pulled up in a red mustang. I decided I didn't want to go that way.... I went down the hall and then directly left into the first bedroom. I rubbed my hands together and began, the first thing I wanted to do was to summon someone. I remember reading threads about summoning techniques, and I thought putting a blanket over something and then imagining something under it then pulling it away would work. I summoned at least three different people, the first was my friend Nicole second was my friend Nate. Nicole didn't talk when I summoned her she was a failed summon (Sorry Nicole) but when I threw the blanket off the bed and onto the ground and tried to imagine Nate being there it worked! I pulled the blanket off and Nate was under it, he actually talked to me. He was like what the hell put that back on me I'm trying to sleep here. He wasn't very exciting so I erased him with a dream spin, I felt like I had to clean up the room before I left it so that's why I did it, didn't wanna leave a buncha Dream characters sitting around ;p The first time I DS it didn't work except for moving some blankets around, but the second time I did it, it completely cleaned every part of the room (But didn't change the dream scene). I walked out of the room and noticed all of the vivid reds, golds, and green colors all around me.
I finally did one more Dream Spin and ended up on Division street in Spokane. I rubbed my hands together to make sure the dream wouldn't dissipate and did one more RC, I then got into a dark Gray Jeep that was on the side of the road (There were no other cars on or off the road) started it and went, I already had seen the park I'm talking about in a second but anyway I went towards there. There was a curb to go over so I decided if I sped up I could fly over it, I imagined myself flying 2 feet above it and over it but it was a failed attempt, I just barely got over the curb and then parked on a trail to the park. It was just getting dark out, I traveled along the path until I saw a park then I walked over some red colored bark on a trail to get there. All of the sudden I hear people screaming, two little kids run by me because someone was chasing them. It doesn't phase me I keep walking into the park when one of the 'chasers' runs past me to catch up to the other two. I finally walk up to the park (It's like a park in Renton, near where I used to live huge field with very green grass. The playground has a whole jungle gym on it, slides, swings, and everything. There is also reddish bark filling the playground area not rocks like in most places), there is a skinny depressed looking girl standing under a huge oak tree. She has jet-black hair and green eyes, I ask her ,"What's the matter why did you scare those kids like that?" She said ,"I don't know I hate doing it *She begins to cry*, I just hate making people feel that way I destroyed all of those kids belongings and then had my brother chase them off." I gave advice ,"Maybe you should go to a store each day and buy one thing for a random person instead of hurting people by ruining their stuff." Then she got all happy and thanked me, she also said she is definitely going to do this.

That was the end of my first lucid dream, I think it was a very good start. I got an idea on how they work now, and what I need to improve on. This was not expected to happen in the morning, it was supposed to happen at night so I didn't really have a plan on what to do in a lucid.

Meditated for 10-20 minutes before sleep, because I was feeling agitated.

I was sitting in my dining room, and I saw some pirates climbing over my wall into my back garden. I was staring at them but I decided to leave them alone. One of them met my stare and they walked up to me. He said that I normally let homeless people use my dustbin as a portal, and because pirates are using it I would no longer trust the homeless people and not let them through. I told him to go away but he wouldn't go. I then let my dogs out and the one started to sniff him. He was covered in water and looked like an old fountain with mold. My dog then started to growl at him. I said that my dog was sniffing him because later it would hunt him down, and kill him.

I recorded another dream with my voice recorder but it deleted itself and so I forgot it.

Vividness: 6
Realism: 4
Daily Residue: Yes, I walked my dogs.

Meditated for 10-20 minutes before sleep, because I was feeling agitated.

My dad drove me to school for a cross country run, when we got to my school everyone was swimming in a dam, my dad asked if I had my costume and I said no. He seemed dissapointed and then some kid rolled out of a dustbin and gave me a speedo. I said that there was no way that I could wear it and I walked towards a huge water park. I climbed up a huge ride which was like 750 storeys high. I jumped off it and the feeling was amazing. The wind was pushing against me and I felt free, I never wanted the glide to end. I eventually realised that I was missing the landing and was about to hit the ground, but somehow I landed on the soft trampoline. I went up again, and this time I did hit the ground.
After the second time I went to look for my friends. I saw them on the other side of the river, so I walked up to a bride and as I crossed it a boat tried to come under. They opened the bridge and therefore I was left hanging onto the side. I fell into the water and swam back to the shore, I walked towards my friends and the dream faded.

Realism: 5
Vividness: 9
Lucid Aids: None

Quite short ones. Didn't sleep at home, but brought my journal.

First dream:

I was at a restaurant, and I ask a man if they have any fish. He shows me a bunch of bowls, filled with what looked like salmon pieces. I pointed one out, and he put it in the microwave oven.

Second dream:

I was at my parents house, out in the garage. My girlfriends brother is there, and I'm hiding from him and some other people. I'm in a shed looking at them, and they are apparently hiding the chopped up corpse of a man they killed, in a black bag filled with leaves. Weird stuff!

Jacob.

May 4, 2011
Lucid Dream 227: Return of the S.S.
Series: The Wonderful World of Ack, Episode 1
DILD
around 11:00am



I was in the local Wal-Mart parking lot with my friends Diddy and Mike. I was smoking a cig and we were talking about going downtown later. Someone came up behind me and put their hands of my eyes and did the "guess who." It was a familiar female voice. All I got out was Kate, when I became lucid.

I turned around and Kate Beckinsale was standing behind me. I kissed her and told her it had been a while. I turned back around and saw that Diddy and Mike had been restrained and were now being dragged into a large van. The men who were taking them hostage were very familiar indeed. One of them flashed a fake badge and said, "Don't worry, we are just going taking to get ice cream." They got in the van quickly, burned out in the parking lot, and sped off. I grabbed Kate's hand and we hurried into the back seat of a nearby vehicle. My sister was in the driver's seat. I told her to follow the van. Kate looked at me and said, "Its alright, they were government officials. We can trust them." I laughed and said, "I trust government officials about as much as I trust the Taliban." I then notice a group of Taliban members standing under a tent in the Wal-Mart parking lot. They were passing out rocket launchers and AKs. I then looked at Kate and said, "Besides, they weren't true government officials. They were S.S." She looked confused and said, "They didn't speak German." I replied, "S.S. otherwise known as the Shiny Spiffers." She looked at me like I was crazy and I explained, "I used to write stories about them in middle school. They are named after their spiffy Donald Trump hair, dark sunglasses, and black suits with the penguin coat tail." I was really excited because this was actually true. I used to write stories about these guys. They were a "mature rated" comedy series called, 'The Wonderful World of Ack'. The stories were actually inspired from a dream I had back around that time. I wish I still had them.

We followed the van at a safe distance, but lost them at some point. My sister asked where they might be headed and I replied, "Oh, I know exactly where they are headed...Duke University. Their secret base is there." We drove for a short period of time and caught up with the van. It pulled into what looked like an old plantation with a sign that had the blue devil symbol. I asked my sister where she put the guns and she told me they were behind my seat. I pulled down my seat slightly and pulled out an assault rifle. We waited for a moment and the boss got out of the van. Kate said, "Theres the boss!" I looked and noticed it was Mel Gibson. I jumped out of the car and shot at Mel Gibson. He seemed to be one step ahead of me though and was in mid-dive when I opened fire. He dove behind the van and pulled out a pistol. We had a shoot-out for a few moments. I then acted like I was reloading and as soon as he popped out from the car, I blasted him. I walked over top of him as he was dying and said, "Silly Mel Gibson, lucid dreamers don't reload." I then shot his body a few more times.

I sneak around the nearby building and looked through the window. For some reason, I knew I had been tortured in this building before with electricity. I was tied up and standing in a water pail. I saw there were a bunch of captives in there as well as Mike and Diddy. I then ran around to the door of the small building. I looked back behind me and saw an old mansion a top a hill behind me. I could see security cameras everywhere and knew I had to act quickly. I shot the door lock and then kicked it open. I yelled for all of the prisoners to escape and people started running out the door screaming like they were running from Godzilla. I told them to be quiet and there was no need to scream, but the bastards didn't listen. I looked for Brandon and Mike and found them sitting at a poker table. They were smoking cigars and playing poker with two other guys. I said, "What the hell are you doing, I'm rescuing you." Mike said, "Yeah thanks, just wait for us to finish this game real quick. I laughed and turned back to the doorway. There was a tall man that resembled an elf from Lord of the Rings. He was holding a katana in each hand. I start shooting at him, but he was blocking all the bullets with same crazy ass swordsmanship. He closed in on me, so i dove head first out the window.

I landed and noticed the clip to my gun had fallen out. I thought, "Eh, I don't really need it anyway." The elf guy jumped down and started running at me. I tried to shoot him, but the gun as no longer working. The Elf was just a foot or two away when I heard a gun shot and he dropped dead. Diddy had shot the elf guy in the head. Diddy said, "You could have told me we were dreaming!" I shrugged and flew back up into the window. We grabbed some of the scattered guns and exited the building. We were heading back to the vehicle when I saw Wormtail from the Harry Potter movies. He was running down from the mansion shouting, "Stop in the name of Lord Gibson! Stop this instant." We ran around the building and I looked for Mel's dead body. I found it after a quick search around the hedges and picked it up. I walked over to Wormtail and threw it at his feet. I said, "Here you go, chap!" Wormtail looked panicked and leaned toward Mel's body. I then shot the shit out of the dead body. Blood splattered all over Wormtail and I got into the car.

Me, Diddy, and Mike were all shooting out the windows at the line of vehicles following us. We were in a pretty intense shootout when I had a false awakening. I started to write down my dream in a notebook, but my writing kept vanishing. It took me several moments to figure out I had a false awakening. I then dove head first out of my window and took flight. I flew around for a short period of time before actually waking up.

Series Details
The dream series, "The Wonderful World of Ack," is based off of my old short story series that I wrote in middle school. Stay tuned to this series to see just how fucked up my mind was, even before the drugs and alcohol, lol.

I awoke in my bed, in my room. My dog (who has passed somewhat recently) ran from the foot of my bed through the door. Then I looked at my old completed puzzle turned picture on the wall. There were clumps of puzzle pieces missing, and behind them was a mirror reflecting a storm out my window. At that I became lucid.

I stood in my room and marveled at the realism of it all, the texture of my sheets and curtains. I touched my hands a bit to stabilize then flew out the window. The window broke into puzzle pieces and stuck in my hair, I was worried they'd block my sight and force me to wake up so I did some flips in the air to get them out. Then I landed in my neighbor's driveway which was surrounded by long flowers. A man drove up in a low golf-carty vehicle and asked me if I wanted 60,000 dollars. I said sure, but in the back of my mind I was wondering if it was some sort of trick my subconscious was playing on me, a test. I asked what I had to give him and he said "10, 20, no 21,000 dollars". I said okay and he drove by a little. Then I decided to try spinning and teleporting to Egypt to visit the pyramids (My loose intent for lucid dreaming) and while spinning, woke up.

I had dreamed that I was batman before, but this one lasted a little longer before I woke up. I took on any kind of villain in my dreams in my bat suit while Celine Dion was singing in the background. This is all I can remember for now.

So basically, i was in a future looking place, where apparently i forgot about this place and my mom put me there when she left me and i apparently forgot all about it, in my dream i was like damn how did i forget this place.

I looked out of one of the windows and i saw a place that looks like the jerusalem ufo video on youtube except a nuke hit the floor the aftermath came towards me and all i could see waas black, i was talking to me self saying am i dead or not or is this a dream, i realised it was a dream my eyes opened and i had sleep paralysis and tried shouting my grandmother but didn't work cause i could only make quiet noises.

I am in a field playing kickball at twilight. Our team is getting trounced. The other team seems to be cheating with super powers. People on my team keep telling me to take the ball and catch it with my mind. It's my turn to kick. My team captain tells me that when I kick it, right before someone catches it, to use my powers to flick the ball away so they miss. I'm groggy but I have the vague Idea that I am dreaming. It's like I have an impression of my body from the third person. I want to tell the team that I am dreaming but I can't make my body talk. I can't make my feet kick either. Now I know that I'm in my body in my bed and can only move the ball a little bit with my mind. As The ball rolls over the plate I flick my finger and the ball shoots in a line drive pattern over the short stop's head. I wake up.

Hello , so i sleeped for 1 hour.. i wanted to LD..
I COULDNT ld FOR 30 MINS

then somehow i had false awakaking i had like 20 false awakenings so then i saw at my table something new and i woke up and saw something and i said wtf thats not real , my uncle didnt came from greece here now..

then i look my hands and i had clear control LD.

then i went in kitchen my bro was there he asked lol u sleepboy..?

i continued walking then i saw my uncle and mom on balcon talking
and my dad betting as usual.

then i just went to my ROOM.
i opened PC
i forgot what i did it was lol ....
i looked my WATCH
it was correct time.. but i was still wondering if that was correct.
and then i said oh yeah o have 30 mins more to go outside and have sex lol , i wanted to put my shoes on and cus i think about that i have to go work and i might dont wake up ill not LD..

ok so then woke up but i was more in LD procession and i couldnt more...

anyways before the LD i woke up also and chatted on DV said that i had false awakeings and so

thanks!

Tough night with Youngest so only two:

First:
Long vivid dream and my dream self also investigated stuff in it. Younger friend present who was mentioned in conversation that day. We were accused of some minor crime. Walking around local area. Spoken to by Garda. When crossing a stream my dream self investigated it and found that the bridge was in fact sticks floating on water. Spoke to a few DC's. Woke up.

Second: At a concert with friends and wife. Bumped into Ex boss. Can remember layout of concert and every inch of journey through it and what people were wearing. Friends ended up going off to play football while I walked off with wife.

A few other semi Lucids were I woke up straight away in morning WBTB.