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I'm in a barber shop. It's small and leaking from the ceiling slightly. An old man is cutting people's hair. I wait for the person to be done and get my hair cut as well.
Dream Skip
I'm the old man. I know i'm not supposed to be him as i remember being my normal self. I play it off as if i were the old man to make the other employee seem as if everything were normal. Things feel harder to do as an older person. It hurts to get up. Sometimes my limbs would kinda go numb.
Dream skip
I'm still the old man. I'm in the back seat of a car. I start coughing. I tell the other people in the car that i don't feel well. We pull over at a small store. Somehow i manage to find a bed. The store then proceeds to turn into a castle. I'm in a random room in the castle. I feel myself falling asleep on the bed, but it doesn't feel like a normal falling asleep. I force myself to stay awake. I try to get up but i can't manage to get up more than a few inches. I yell for some help. No-one comes. I yell again several times and clap to try and get someones attention. Nothing. I start feeling myself falling into a long sleep. I try to fight it but it continues on until i die in the dream.
Dream Skip
I'm back to my normal self. I tell my brother all about it. He asks details of it that i don't remember. I just tell him that it felt odd and yet relaxing.

All at once I realized that I was in a dream and had been dreaming for a while, but my memory just started recording. The first thing I thought to do was pinch my nose and attempt to breathe. I was, in fact, dreaming. However the moment that I consciously accepted this my mind tricked me onto a FA.

Unfortunately for it, I knew better after reading and practicing to always RC when I wake up, so I repeated the previous reality check and I could breathe. This time I actually had a moment to take in my surroundings before my mind kicked me out. It was a hospital like setting and I stood up next to the bed I was on which for some reason was my bed and attempted to pull back the curtain. The moment I began to try to take control I was awakened for real, his time into an episode of sleep paralysis.

This time I stayed calm and attempted to drop back into a dream, if I did or not, I'm not sure but I know I did fall back asleep. Later I awoke all of a sudden to the program I had running on my phone telling me to do a RC. The rest of the night was uneventful.

In this dream me and my band class had just gotten back from a music event called KMEA, and we were supposed to go to a gattiland but ended up in a movie theater. The movie was really weird and the entire time there were two black kids arguing with a white guy who told them to be quiet so he could watch the movie. The movie was about master chief, ( I'm a ps3 guy btw) Master chief was played by Charlie Sheen. He was in the desert and was dying, then he found out he could keep himself alive by putting ladybugs on himself. They somehow hydrated him. Then the ladybugs started to suffocate him somehow. He couldn't get them off fast enough before he died. I then found myself inside the master chief suit choking to death. Then I woke up.

It all starts out slow I can barely fall asleep I don't know why. I have my clock set to wake me up 6 hours from that time even though i know i'll wake up a minute before that happens. I finnaly fall asleep and i have a dream where I'm really small like 3 inches or so and the woman who is like a witch is holding me captive in her house. I do some epic parkour to get from her Bed into the living room she was in the bathroom (i think) when i was trying to escape when i entered the living room I noticed a the window was cracked I pulled off some more epic parkour from a chair to a table to a cabinet and finally the window and i climbed out. When i got outside it looked like i was in some trailer park but the trailers where like 3 stories high and really cool looking. I then noticed I was my normal size and questioned it. After a few moments pondering it I concluded that i was dreaming and kind off whispered it to myself I got really happy and ran through the trailer park like " I gotta find my dream guide" but once I passed a few epic trailers i woke up because it was 4 minutes from my alarm going off. Then i stayed up for a little bit and when to wild where i only fell asleep I find that if I try and WILD and it fails then i don't have intresting dreams or don't remember them. Well better luck next time

I can only remember fragments of this one, I didn't even write this one in my real dream journal because i didn't remember it until just know about an hour later getting on DV, that's pretty weird. I was taking a while to get ready for school my parents made me miss the bus by holding me back in the house for so long. We lived in an apartment and had some Mexican maids that kept stealing stuff. After i got my stuff back my dad wanted me to play my guitar but i told him I had to go to school. The apartment I lived in in my dream was pretty nice.anyways eventually my mom was supposed to take me to school after me missing the bus, but she left without me, unknowingly i hope. So my dad took me. When we got there the school was fine. A little while after he left, people started getting bitten by necromorphs. A bunch of kids got bitten by necromorphs, eventually one got me. Then I switched to a third-person view of Sonya -blade from mortal kombat. For some reason she was trying to save our school. She also got killed a few times while I was watching her. But she eventually found the source and saved the school, for like an hour then they started popping back up again. There was one specific necromorph that kept teasing her. (Necromorphs can't talk so this was odd)

Arrrgh, went to bed to late, and was woken at 6:00 am by my roomies, coming home drunk. Didn't get any propper sleep after that, and therefore no dreams recalled Most likely won't get any tonight either, since I'll be out.

Jacob.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I read two comic book stories which had an American comic book style, but which were put together in a manga-like book. But I think the book read from left to right, not from right to left. Both the stories involved a woman seducing a very young girl.

The first story I read was near the back of the book. It was very colorful, and it seemed to have Buddhist images somehow, something like mandalas or tankgas (?).

The second story I read was all done in black and white. It looked almost like a Love and Rockets comic. In this story, a woman had a little girl lying on the bed on her back. The little girl wore only a miniskirt. The woman holding something that looked like a small tea pot.

At some point the woman darted her body closer to the little girl. I could almost see the woman's movement, and I heard a sound like steam.

Dream #2

It was a clear, sunny day. I was running on a track with a group of other people. Almost all, if not all, of the other people were black. We were probably all in a race, although nothing about the race felt particularly focused.

At the first curve of the track I may have been in glaring sunlight. The track may have felt large and wide, and it may have felt like there were large grandstands on the final stretch of the track.

At some point there may have been a man behind me, taunting me and trying to intimidate me with his movements. I decided to run even faster (although we may hardly have been doing little more than jogging in the first place) to get away from the man.

I hit the second curve. The fist part of the second curve was shaded by tree canopies. The second part, going into the home stretch, was sunny.

The activity of the people on the track became even more unfocused, or more relaxed, than it had been before. There were some people just running back and forth across the width of the lanes. Other people were stretching or warming up on the grass.

I found myself being passed by a lot of people. I may have been wondering why I hadn't been running fast all along. Now I'd slowed down again, and I was mad at myself for having slowed down. I tried to speed up, but my legs were frozen. I could barely move them, and it was getting harder and harder to move them.

A woman passed me and ran through the end of the curve of the track, to the final stretch. She was tall, with light brown skin, a mucsly frame, and pale red-brown hair. She wore a white, bikini-style two-piece running suit. The bottom seemed a little loose on her. As she ran, her buttocks flexed really hard and became like big, tight spheres.

As I reached the end of the curve, I may have seen a shiny, silver UFO in the sky. It may have looked like a flying saucer with a silvery lighthouse-top attached to it. It may have shot out an orange-red ray.

(Side note: I'm kind of doubtful about the image of the UFO. In other words, I'm not sure if it was part of my dream or something that came in after I woke. But the image was so strongly "there" that I put it in my journal.

Last night I went to bed reading the book Measure of Madness by Cheryl Paradis. It's a series of stories from Dr. Paradis' career as a forensic psychologist. In one of the stories, a man shoots a couple of sanitation workers because he thinks they're aliens.

I think my sight of the UFO in or after the dream was somehow influenced by that story.)

3. I was in SBURB (from MS paint adventures) which for some reason looked like WoW. I was fighting imps for a while then charged into the portal at the beginning. I was a Knight of Speed (Read the comic to get this), so I quickly avoided combat and ran to Bec Noir (my avatar) at the end. He stabbed me once and I almost died, but I was able to quickly counter. I killed him and took his ring, which when put on gave me his powers. Since he has a natural hole in his chest my wounds healed. I flew back and told the other heroes what happened. Suddenly they talked like nerds and asked me how I "Pwned the l33t boss" At this point I realized it was a dream. Sadly, I woke up.

Well , today I had some sort of a lucid dream , even though it wasn't a HUGE success I still find it as a great achievement since I have been trying for less than a week Oh by the way for some reason my dream contained some racist stuff so please don't be offended , I really don't know how it got there.

I cannot remember where my dream started , I remember my mom telling me and my sister that we're going to the U.S , my sister was glad hearing it and said "yay". The dream fades out here and fades back in in some sort of a pub.... It was a weird pub , it looked like it came out of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. I somehow knew it was in the U.S. "Hm.." , I thought , "The flight back should be interesting...Wait a second , how did I even get here? I don't remember any plane...Oh shit , it's a dream. Wait , now what?" Everything around me suddenly looked so real and highly detailed... I focused and tried to do something... I can't remember what. It didn't work and after a few seconds it just stopped. My dream-ish movie kept rolling. For some reason , the pub I was in didn't serve any drinks , it served popcorn and coke. I order small popcorn and small coke , and when I ate it it transformed into french-fries o_o". I started eating 4 french fries at once each time I reached my hand to get some of it and then I told the seller that it wasn't enough and that I wan't a normal-sized meal. I kept eating like crazy and then I realized the meal is there for a couple of minutes. I ate it too and then the dream faded out again....It faded in in the very same place , I was just sitting there doing nothing. I can't remember what happend next but I remember that after a few minutes it switched to 3rd person camera and I saw that the pub was a part of a giant metal dinosaur. There was another metal dinosaur in front of us , it had people in it too and we were fighting in the swamp area from the Infamous 2 game. YEAH YEAH , GO AHEAD AND LAUGH AT THE GUY WHO EATS SHAPE-SHIFTING POPCORN INSIDE AN AMERICAN METAL DINO-PUB IN AN AREA FROM A GAME. Anyways , after that happend , I remember the other metal dinosaur was heading in our direction , preparing to attack us. And then ANOTHER random strange thing happend: An Indian guy came to me and said that we're all doomed , and thats when the dream faded out again. It faded back in when we found a solution:We fight the metal-dinosaur by winning in Mortal Kombat (a fighting game) fights against the other Dino-Pub people. I remember I was about to win a round and then I woke up. After I woke up I face-palmed so many times for not doing anything with my lucidity that I think I still have a marking , lol. Random racist fattish dream , great. I'm not complaining though since I was very close to lucidity so i'm kind of happy. If I have any grammar mistakes or whatever please let me know. Suggestions are always welcome btw

We were at a party me and a load of friends on a grassy back garden in the sun, the weather started to turn bad so we decided to go inside. I then got talking to this blonde girl and she started to get close to me, i heard people muttering "but shes a lesbian" to each other, but i didnt care.
A few of us then went upstairs and i was getting a little tipsy off my vodka.
One of the girls asked me "have you ever tried N-Dubz?" So i was like "what are they?" She pulled out these 3 white round tablets, they looked exactly like soft mints, so i said "alright" so i then her friend goes "what have you give him?" and the first girl said "Nyodubamine", her friend goes "N-Dubz?, niceeeee" so i asked "is it ok to take these with alcohol?" her friend went "shit no how many have you had?" i said "three" so she goes "that's fatal" so im like oh fuck and run upstairs, i got to the bathroom entrance and i felt myself go really dizzy but not a horrible dizzy, a happy high dizzy, it got hard to breath and my right leg just collapsed.
I felt the left side of my body go numb and then i started thinking "am i about to have a heart attack?"
I got up and managed to make it to the toilet, by this time everything didnt seem like a reality, everything was extremely blurry and i was so into the dream i thought it was complete reality that seemed unreal when people were coming up to me head over the toilet in the bathroom like "shiiiit"

I started to shove my fingers down my throat trying to gag, i felt the siliva on my fingers and dripping off my lips into the toilet, i then began to throw up really violently into the toilet, i saw chunks of the tablet in the water of the toilet so was like "yes its working" when i couldnt throw up anymore i went downstairs and everyone had gone.
I picked up my phone and sent the text "hey x" to a Laura Z (which i think was the girl i was flirting with earlier)
I then looked on my bed and saw Dragon age 2 sitting there and thought "well atleast i can play this"
I passed out, i then woke up and went upstairs to see the toilet covered in vomit, i started to clean it with a toilet brush until it was all gone, i then went outside and one of my guy mates was there and he goes
"how much do you reckon her mum would have paid you to clean that toilet" and i said "i dont know, tenner?" he goes "hhaha alright thanks" and begins to hysterically laugh, i think "hes going to tell her he did it and get money" then i woke up.

(There is a "trigger warning" on the content of this dream.)


I cannot remember the beginning of this dream but the main character is Link from the Ledgend of Zelda series, but instead of a green tunic he is wearing jeans, t-shirt and a black leather jacket. He is also carrying a dark blue napsack over his sholder and does not have a sword. It is night and Link is walking through a small town that looks abandoned. All the lights are out and there are no cars or people on the streets. The houses and buildings lining the street are completely dark and even the street lamps are out. The only source of light is the full moon.

The town gives way to a huge parkspace with many trees and cobblestone paths. In the very center of the park is a colonial mansion sitting in from of a large stone fountain. Link is drawn towards the colonial mansion because there are lights burning on the bottom floor and he thinks it may not be abandoned like the rest of the town seems to be.

As Link approaches the house he sees a young woman standing alone near the corinthian pillars at the house's front facade. Suddenly a black van comes speeding up to the house's driveway and stops right in front of the fountain. A heavy built, beaded man jumps out of the van and grabs the young woman and throws her down on the ground. The hairy man undos his pants and tries to rape the young woman but Link jumps in and hits the man with his napsack. The young woman runs away as Link kicks the rapist in the head a few times. The hairy man crawls back into his van and tries to drive away but crashes his van into the fountain, causing water to flood the mansion's driveway.

Link can suddenly hear many voices coming from inside the house, as well as rock music, and follows the sounds to a large room where many people are sitting around little tables drinking beer while a live band plays in the back. It actually looks like Link has just stepped into a seedy bar of somekind, the only difference being the large bay windows that look out over the park.

There is a man in a dark suit of great importance at the largest table, surrounded by body guards and gyrating women, and he signals to Link to join him at the table. They have a conversation but I cannot remember what was said now, though near the end I vaguely remember Link telling the other man that he does not want to be enemies anymore and is just trying to get along with him, or something.

I was on some sort of road trip with a few of my friends, when I looked out the window of the car and saw the slenderman (look up Marble Hornets on youtube) standing on top of a telephone pole and alerted the driver. The driver freaked out and swerved, so I was somehow launched from the car vertically. I softened the fall with a cardboard box (dream physics ftw) and ran back into the car. A while later I saw the slenderman again, this time accompanied by ToTheArk. I ended up chasing the slenderman and got a hold of an axe.
I became lucid. The first thing I did was spin clockwise to clarify the dream. Then I slaughtered the nearby DC's (about 70 of them) with the axe who had been bothering me earlier. The dream changed and I was on a platform above a wide river. The sky was almost black, but light was provided by lanterns on other platforms. I flew to a nearby one and met some DC's who claimed to be related to me. They treated me like some sort of father figure. I woke up.

Nonlucid, Lucid, Partially lucid

April 22, '11: I am in the kitchen of my childhood home. Mom asks me why i got baptised (when I was 12). I tell her at the time I thought it was something I needed to do.
Mom talks and becomes very angry. she says I get to do whatever I want. I say that everyone has limitations, but she doesn't listen. She comes toward me and Dad intervenes, getting between us.

I say "She's fucking crazy!" Dad is angry that I said "fucking," and says she can't help it.
I wake up and smash my clock.

After another nonlucid dream, I WILD and enter a dream consciously.

Still lying in bed, I'm not sure if I am awake or dreaming. I sit up and pinch my nose and breath through it.
I am in a place like a hotel, possibly with a pool and bar. I walk around and call out for mom. I see a woman from behind that I think is her.
I confront her and tell her to leave me alone.
Then I see another woman from behind that looks more like her than the last one. I confront her and I thank her for raising me the best she knew how. I hug her and then find dad sitting at a bar. I thank him, too, for raising me the best he knew how.
Then the dream fades.

I enter another lucid dream. I am at the bar again, sitting with dad, playing with straw wrapper. I tell him that I want to do things in the dream world that I haven't done before, like gambling.
I am in a casino. I sit at a card table with other men and start throwing cards around. I pick up a tiny card and eat it. I give up and leave because I don't know what I'm doing.

I go to a pool table to play. Me and another guy clear the table of the boxes of soda cans that are on top of it. I note how light they are. I want to play pool to see what the physics of the will be like.
I start to set up the table but it takes too long, so I just get a stick and try hitting balls.
It is difficult. A ball floats above the table, they don't move right and there is a gutter hole all along the edge of the pool table, so the balls just fall in, rather than bounce off the edge.

I say "These physics suck!" I quit and tell the other guy that he wins.

Nonlucid, Lucid, Partially lucid

April 20, 2011: I am swinging from ropes/strings, kind of like window blind strings, on the side of a building. I come to a really tall tree, with a room inside the top of it. Someone is inside the room. At the base of the tree, which is against a wall, I try to put up a long ladder made of big, bendy tree branches.

But the ladder is wobbly and falls over. I look up and a large branch falls toward me, kind of slowly. I kick the falling branch out of the way.
A truck or van drives by with "TNT" written on the side, in big letters. Two yellow vans also drive by. I think they are cops undercover, and that they are going to come after me.
I fly into the air and two men and a lion chase after me on the ground. I realize I'm dreaming. I tell them to go away and then I ignore them.
I fly between two rows of trees, hitting some leaves as I go. I say "I'm the lucidest motherfucker on the road!" as I attempt to stabilize.

Then I bang into a tree and it shakes. I state aloud that when I hit the tree, a castle will come up from the ground, and I gesture to a field on my right where I want the castle.
I hit the tree again and turn around to give the castle a chance to appear behind me. But I see a large castle in the other direction.
I fly toward it, and say that it is a cool castle.
Since the castle appeared like I wanted, I thought I could get Sheila to appear too. I see a fountain with a decorative stone thing in the middle of it. I state aloud that when I press the stone, Sheila will appear on the ground below. I push in the statue thing and I wake up.

I was in a car driving, while my parents were sitting in the passenger and driver seats. I was trying to drive from the backseat, and I was trying to shift gears and it wasnt working. The I appeared in a car by myslef driving down an open road. I was horrible at driving to I was swirving all around the road like a maniac. I was actually very scared.