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so i woke up at 9 am with a headache but it was incredibly easy to drift back into sleep,after two-three hours i was inside a dream :
i was standing on the sidewalk of a very busy street thinking that i was late for school(i'm not even near that street on my way to school IRL)
I said to myself ,this is a dream! so i walked across the street trying to find a place to launch myself into flight ,i started climbing a wooden pole and i was getting near the top ,for some reason i had to look down and there was a skinny guy with bad teeth and a dirty leather jacket ,he was also climbing the same pole ,i said:"hey man this is a dream ,watch me fly!" he had a big smile on his face and tried to pull me down from my pants, i didn't try to resist ,i just took off ,it was so fast i couldn't make out the details of what's underneath me, at this point i started losing control so i decided to land on one of those half done buildings .
i looked around and there was a bunch of boxes stacked on top of each other,they looked pretty old and some had a Nazi flag on them, i somehow reached for the ones on top and they were full of whiskey bottles , i grabbed a bottle opened it and started drinking like crazy ,it did taste like whiskey ,for some reason i lost lucidity and woke up .

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Last night was intense, or actually it was this morning, but still. I figured I'll try to become lucid two days in a row, and it worked. I used some galantamine at a WBTB and the dream I had after that was one of the longest dreams I've ever had. First time ever that I actually didn't want to stay in the dream after becoming lucid.

23.30: Sleep

05.00: Fragment
*I'm watching an interracial couple having sex.

05.00-05.25: WBTB - Mantra: I will lucid dream

06.40: Adventure indeed MILD
I'm in a couch with my brother and two of his friends. We're partying or something similar. I get up and walk around the place. We seem to be at some kind of convention, kinda like Dreamhack. I spot a crowd of people and decide to check out what's going on. "He beats them at chess while walking around!" a guy tells me and I can see a chess table and three guys playing. The younger one is walking around the table while he's playing. Apparently that's supposed to be very hard. The crowd cheers and I realise he's beaten them. I can tell his move was very clever. "You walked right into that one!" one of the guys in the crowd tells one of the losers.

I start walking away from the table and suddenly I'm in a grocery store. I walk along the isles and find Monica standing by the freezers. "We should get something we can just snack on at night" I say and I've got pizza in mind. We check out several different kinds of pizza and similar things. I find a very cheap one. "2 kronor for a pizza is amazingly cheap" I say and show it to Monica. She agrees but the brand is something we've never seen before. A guy shows up and is looking for the same kind of food.

The dream skips. I'm in the car with Monica on our way out of town. I spot a stable and know there's a supermarket just a kilometer behind it. I don't know how, but I make the car fly. It's very dark out but I imagine the place just as it looks like. I can see several streetlights and as we fly, the landscape gets clearer. We land outside of a small grocery store, just where I knew it would be. I go and get a ticket for the car. It expires in just two minutes. Weird. A girl working at the store comes up. "Don't worry, he never checks anyways" she tells us. "Ah damn, money well spent" I think. The car is making a very annoying sound.

We check the car for a long time. We open different doors and close them, push all kinds of buttons but the beeping sound won't stop. My brother Martin comes up and shuts it off. We're just about to walk into the store when he grabs my arm. "Buy me two milky ways and some beer". I look at him and I'm getting angry. "When YOUR friends come to MY place, THEY buy ME stuff!" I yell at him. He disagrees and I leave him there. Entering the store I notice it's being renovated. All walls are grey and the floor aswell. I enter a big room and accidentaly kick away a golfball coming towards me. Two employee's are playing mini golf.

"Hey, where is the place you buy food at?" I ask them. They laugh at the accident and points towards a few stairs across the large empty room. We walk across the room and down the stone stairs. We do not arrive at a grocery store, but a swimming hall. My family is there and so is my coworker Björn. They're swimming around a pillar and the water starts at the end of the stairs, there's no place to stand. I notice Björn's got swimming goggles and I put mine on too. They're blurring my vision alot, but I still keep them on when I jump in the water.

The dream skips. I wake up in the dark. We're still in the swimming hall, but sleeping in different beds all around the room. The water is gone. I try to check my alarm clock, but alot of stuff is in the way. It's standing ontop of a TV in the dark and I make alot of noise as I clear the TV. "05.00". People start waking up. My brother Morgan is up, and so is my dad. Soon the lights turns on and everyone but me is up. My dad is standing by the entrance of the room. "My toe has cramps" his toe wiggles. My sisters and my mom wants to wake me up and starts harrassing me. I want to sleep some more so I can dream. "Get out!" I tell them.

They start poking me in the mouth with nail files. My vision is split, and even though I've got my eyes closed, I can see myself on a monitor. I start biting the files they poke at me and bite off little pieces. They keep doing this and I can taste the files, they taste like licorice and they feel very unpleasant against my teeth. I finally get up and start writing down my dreams in my DJ on DV.

I wake up. I get on the computer and onto the chat. I am about to write something like: "Omfg I just had the longest dream ever" but all I manage to type is a very long "-_-" smiley. I realise my DJ entry is there and I read something in spanish. Looks like a poem or something. I am confused and decide to take a walk. I've got a weak memory of just flying and I'm wearing a white shirt. I check my belt for the internet browser buttons. I press one and intend to get on a train site to check for train times. The load is way too long so I open a new window. Which makes me get another white shirt on. Just like internet explorer usually is, it is completely white (?). I walk down the road with my two shirts on, feeling weak and a bit dizzy. I stop at a sandbox for some reason.

A girl clad in black down the road is coming towards me. She's wearing black leather and has a very "emo'ish" look. I look away for a second. When I look back, the girl is gone and replaced by a white cream cake. It's rolling down the road on wheels it seems, and just as it's next to me, the cake changes colour from white to dark purple. A second later the cake starts disintegrating and blows away in the wind in layers. A man shows up. "Hey, did you just see that?!" I ask him. "See what?" he tells me, and the second later, he also disintegrates and blows away in the wind.

"Oh, I am still dreaming!?" I ask myself. This is getting too much. I'm standing outside of a very dark forest and I don't like the feeling of the dream anymore, I want to wake up. I start screaming ontop of my lungs, at first I can barely hear myself, but soon my voice is booming, "WAKE UUUUUUUUUUP!" I start floating upwards and I laugh a little at the entire scenario. I don't wake up right away, but I slowly start to.

I can see my hand infront of me. I am completely paralyzed for a few seconds before I can move again. I get up.

I wake up for real and do a RC right away.

06.40-07.20: WBTB - Mantra: I am dreaming

8.45: Short lucid MILD
I'm by a lake with a few other people. A man, apparently very powerful, is standing infront of me and my friends. He tells us something and two huge green wings emerges from his back. Only one is fully stretched out though, but that's enough for him to take flight. He flies straight up, laughing. I can feel the wind picking up and I decide to follow him. I let the wind take hold of me and my two smaller wings and I start to fly. I fly around the lake two times in a wide circle just for the fun of it, I never get tired of the feeling.

I position myself a few meters above the evil man. "Hmm, perhaps fire will work?" I ask myself as I realise his wings are made out of green paper. I imagine them catching fire and to my surprise, fist sized circles of fire form and eats through the paper in seconds. The man starts falling right away but so am I. We both crash into the water and I get a faint memory of being in the water earlier. I lose lucidity and suddenly we're having a "smoke break" on the dock with my two sisters.

8.45: Insects
I'm sitting at a table with my two sisters. I spot a cross spider spider to my left on the wall. It's curled up in its web and I blow some warm air on it to make it come to live. I know it isn't very aggressive and it fascinates me alot. It starts to crawl out and when I can fully see it, it's alot bigger than I first thought. We all shy away from it and a woman takes it in her hand. "Don't worry" she tells us. Her husband is there and she puts white glue on his head and face. She takes a wig and some fake beard and puts it on there. The glue drips down his face and they tell me their story.

I feel like looking at the spider again. She tells me it's on the ground somewhere. I spot several spiders that looks just like it, but after a closer look, I can tell the difference. They aren't moving either. A cool bug comes running with one its mouth and I flick it away. My hands starts stinging and I notice a few fireants. I flick them away aswell and look where I'm standing. I'm in a fireants nest, and they're crawling up my boots. I shake them off and stomp my feet to prevent anymore from going up my legs.



10.30: Party
I'm at a big house by a lake. There's a party going on around me and they've put up tents. The sun is shining as I walk around the place. I spot a very hot girl in a yellow bikini. I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes off of her, but I force myself when her big latino boyfriend gives me a stare. I walk for a few meters and then turn around. Felix tells me that the girl was checking me out for a long time. "I don't want no trouble" I tell him. I get a text message, it's my dad.

10.30: Party ended
The dream doesn't skip, it's a new one. I'm at the same place, but the party has ended. It's dusk out and everything's very quiet. I know the world is about to change real fast, and I have to find some survival gear. My brother Morgan is there and I grab him. Some other boy, who looks like a tiny orange/brown alien shows up and I realise we have to take him with us. I chase him a bit, we all plunge into a pool and I help him up. Earning the trust of the alien boy, I can finally start looking for gear. I enter the house and my two sisters are on a couch. "Where is the gun?!" I ask them. They point at a box by a drawer.

I open it and take out two guns. They're very heavy. Morgan grabs one and I tell him he can never, ever touch it. There's still ammo left in the clips, but I want some more. I rumage through the box and find a few keys, an army swiss knife, and sharp metal objects. All of a sudden, my vision changes. I can see the lake and I can hear someone on a radio. He's over the lake in the town and he's on his way over. I shoot with a mini-gun and he laughs. "That's gotta be heard halfway across town". An old man across the lake appears in the enormous hole I just blasted in his house. "You leave me alone you teenagers!" he yells at me, waving his shotgun.

10.30: Fragment
*I'm at a table and my sister Malin is singing. Her voice is amazing. When she's done I remember her being in a choir. "She's great at both singing, and drawing" I say.

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Awesome. My sisters were in almost all my dreams last night. They just came home from Egypt and I'm seeing them for the first time in a few weeks. Also why I dreamt of survival was because I thought for a while about it last night, what to buy and so on. Pretty amazing, perhaps thinking about it before bed would be even better? Inducing a dream that is. Gotta try that...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

This was my first lucid dream.Well i've had some when i was a kid but i remember only some details. But i do remember that when i told my friend that i can control dreams and eat everything i want in shops she didn't believe me and looked at me like i was a moron..that was pretty painful for the little me This dream is already month old but ..
I was walking upstairs in an old dark wooden house.The room i went in was empty and there was this fear inside me..I walked to a window and looked outside- there was a big, brown and scary gorilla-like creature walking past the house. Then i saw one more of these freaking monsters coming up the stairs, i totally freaked out and this was the moment i went lucid(because it suddenly hit me that such creatures don't exist). I knew that they weren't real but that didn't change the fact that i was scared shitless so i backed into a corner and started to think ''i am invisible, you don't see me'' or something along these lines.I didn't know if it worked but the gorilla ignored me so i run out of house using a hole in wall which wasn't there before (i''m not even talking about the fact that i was on the second floor but the hole led straight out on the street).
I was so excited about the lucid dream that i couldn't think of what to do first. I remembered reading about animal guides but didn't have any idea how to meet one so i just thought to myself something like '' want an animal totem to show up''..seemed that it didn't work and there were still those creepy monsters going around (plus now there were some big flying birds too) so i went along the street..i noticed a wolf statue.i was dissapointed because my brain misunderstood what i wanted. :/ In the back of the statue there was a big book.i don't remember but it seemed like Little Red Riding Hood or something similar.In that moment i thought about stealing that book and bringing it in reality with me in case i don't remember the dream+ because it could have some information (my brain must have been damaged in that moment ) but then one of those big birds attacked me. I tried to run but it followed me and pecked my head. It hurt like hell and i tryed to make that bird disappear but didn't work. I was running, hitting that bird and trying to think of something when in front of me a blue human with no hair and small horns and wings appeared. Even thought i knew it was a dream everything felt so real and i panicked. So i thought about flying(i've had non-lucid dreams about flying before so i was pretty confident i could do it ).I jumped and flew but the blue weirdo with horns still followed me althought the bird was gone. I flew faster to get rid of the demon and it worked.But it was gloomy around because of dark clouds so i tryed to make sky clear.For a moment there was a small hole in clouds and i could see blue sky but then something weird happened. I was suddenly flying towards the hole in clouds but clouds moved and tryed to close the hole...There was a lot of struggling between me and clouds, then my blue ''friend'' showed up again so i flew to the old house and he followed me. I flew in and closed the door(in the first floor) but he was hitting and scratching them. I was scared that if i try to wake up now he will open the door and kill me(what the..? )so i thought of something. I opened the door, took his hand and quickly went to bedroom, there was an old man sitting and watching tv but i didn't pay it any attention in that moment. So i pushed him in the bed, started to undress him and i used the moment when he was totally surprised (well i don't remember his face so not sure he was) to wake myself up. But now i'm a bit angry because i woke up even thought i could have tried more things and because i have only seen 2 lucid dreams since then and they were very short.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Finally I got my sweet sleep. Took some B6 last night and got a few long dreams early on, but my recall is a bit weak tbh. I did have a lucid, but sadly it was early during the night and the dream didn't last long.

02.45: Sleep

05.25: Bear attack DILD/MILD
I'm out walking with Monica when all of a sudden a bear shows up. As bears are my mortal enemy I get scared shitless. We try to run away from the monster but it's impossible. Monica goes limp all of a sudden and hits the grass. I try to lift her up but I think I left her.
The dream skips. I wake up and go to the bathroom. I'm in Monica's dad's house. He's shaving in the bathroom. "Hi Matte, have you seen Monica?" he asks me in a serious voice. "Oh shit... the bear!" I remember and I realise he's pissed at me. I get out of the house. Outside I can tell I'm at my grandma's house. The bushes are really narrow and I have to squeeze through to get out on the street. I realise I'm dreaming and I decide to fly some. It doesn't work right away, I feel just as constrained as I just felt by the bushes. After a few jumps I am flying down the street. I jump from roof to roof.

05.25: The facebook experience
It's christmas and I'm at my cousins house. All my relatives are there and an old classmate of mine, Matilda. We're talking and she's getting on my nerves. I am pissed when I decide to stop talking to her. "Why the hell would she say stuff like that?" I ask myself and sit down at the dinner table. We're just about to have eat and everyone's seated. They all start slandering me, pissing me off so much that I leave the table. They all laugh. It feels awful to get picked on like that and I decide to go get some fresh air.

I'm sitting by the sidewalk when my mom comes out with a present for me. "Here, open it" she tells me. I remove the red wrapping paper. It's a pillow with the "Facebook" logo and some slogan on it. I get it now. The pissing me off part and all that shit was my christmas present. A big fucking joke. I have never been so mad in a dream before. I scream myself hoarse and yell for a long time at my mom and everyone inside.

05.25: Fragment
*I'm about to play "Cluedo" with a few people. I bring up the game and try to tell them all the rules. I get an idea on how this could be used as a beer game one day.

09.30: Work #1
I'm at work and I'm trying to compress the ground with a remote controlled machine. I'm close to a wall on a small slope, and ofcourse the thing goes down the slope towards the wall. I shut the thing off before it damages it. I inspect the low concrete wall going along the water, it's all crooked and is leaning dangerously. I ask Björn about it and he tells me it's supposed to look like that. An excavator helps me with the stuck machine and I'm handed a smaller one. It's a super fast remote controlled car.

I go back and forth over the snow and make tracks in it. It's incredibly fast and I'm having a blast. All of a sudden the car goes through the ice. I can see it through the ice, stuck just where the water begins. I get on my knees and thrust my hands down and grab the thing before it sinks. I get wet all over as I fall down. Björn laughs at me.

11.00: Work #2
I'm with a few other coworkers and we're about to go in on a coffee break. I spot a girl at a small tree we've planted and the other guys start talking about how hot she is. I recognise the girl as an old classmate and I decide to go say hi. She smiles at me as I greet her. She seems a bit slow, like she's on drugs. The tree she's been hanging in has broken in half and she's trying to fix it. "Want some duct tape?" I ask her and spot some on the ground. "No thanks, I'll be fine" she tells me. We erect the tree.

She tells me how she's been at the psych ward because her girlfriend (apparently she's lesbian) had some major breakdown. She tells me how she also had one. I tell her about how I was worried I might end up in one as I think too much. "I'll be fine" I say and tells her I have to go. "Alright, hugs and kisses" she tells me. I walk up to her and give her a hug, she laughs and gives me a kiss on the cheek. I walk up some stairs and when I'm reach the top, there are no stairs going down the other side, but a very nice beach. I've ended up at a hotel next to a beach.

The weather is very pleasant. The sun is shining and I can feel the warm air. I walk down a few stairs in slowmotion, and run towards the hotel. "I wonder why I always run in slowmotion when it's hot outside" I think for myself. I enter the hotell and end up in my room. All my friends are there with their computers. Monica is also there but she doesn't seem very happy about us having a LAN. "Hey Matte, you can sit here" my friend G tells me and points at a tiny desk with a box for a chair.

11.00: Work #3
I'm at work once again. I hear a crash and I spot a car at a crossover. He's hit a little girl. Me and my coworkers start yelling at him, calling him names. We have a long discussion on how stupid he really is, but the driver doesn't seem to get it. He goes off and me and my friends decide to chase him down. We run along the road and soon we spot him stuck in traffic. I grab some snow and throw it at the car, my friends do the same. The guy gets out and we all start running back, digging through large piles of snow.

Jonas comes out of one and I kick him by accident. "Oh shit, I thought it was him. Why are we running by the way? We're three and he's just one" I say and we stop. The guy shows up and Jonas drops him with a kick to his face. He falls down with an "Ouch!". He gets up and I decide to take him on. I hold my hands up and dodge to the left and right like a boxer would have. We fight like two pathetic drunks and I can't seem to land a single hard punch on his face. I try to spin around and kick him but my kick doesn't hit anything.

12.00: Tekken
I'm playing Tekken with my brother Martin. He chooses a very strong character with a staff. He almost kicks my ass before I see a pattern to his attacks. I kick him out of the map and I follow aswell. I win the next round and I'm surprised the character I'm using is this good. We start playing different mods to the game. Old nintendo 8 bit game themes are used to make the game more interesting. We play a hockey game and it is just like the old one. "To unlock the tekken mode, you need bla bla points" it says on the screen. Suddenly I'm watching some doctor using a cartridge doll to perform some operation. The belly of the doll is filled with electronics.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3, 150 mg B6

That's it! That was my 50th Lucid since I began recording them! Requires some celebration. I will go for the G+C combo tomorrow with a WBTB if I am allowed to. This is the first time I've had dreams about work when it looks almost just the same as reality, kinda cool.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

This is just a general thing, though I had a dream where I flew last night.
Whenever I fly in my dreams, I always have to flap my arms as though they were wings, and it's as though I'm double-jumping like in a video game before I can actually take flight. Does this happen to anyone else?

I had a slew of dreams last night but don't remember a lot of details. The lucids were a couple sleep cycles back, so even they're a little hazy. Still, the dreams were pretty action-packed last night. The first one, I went lucid while flying some kind of open-air helicopter, and it was the biggest "A-ha! I'm dreaming" moment I've had in a while, with the landscape just slamming into vivid detail. I don't remember much beyond flying around. In another one, where I was still lucid, my sister gave me a little 'baby orange,' one of the tiny wedges from the inside of some oranges, for me to eat so I would remember what she'd told me when I woke up, but I woke up right after she handed it to me, before I could eat it. I did remember what she'd told me at the time, but don't anymore :/

My last dream wasn't lucid, but was pretty awesome. It started in this little hobbit-hole of a bar where people organized illegal road-races. I got into a race with two other vehicles and was in 2nd most of the time, behind this big pick-up truck, but then I drafted him and sling shot past, and left the other two in the dust (actually, the last leg of the race was curvy as hell and covered in snow) and beat them back to the bar.

LUCID!!!!

13/01/2011

I dreamed that i was standing in front of a mirror but i didnt saw myself then i did a RC and i became lucid i stabilized my dreams and the first thing was that i summong snow! it worked but it was in a 'plant pot' but after that i tryed teleporting and i teleported to a map from garrysmod (<--its a game ) and then i dreamed that i was with other dreamers! other guys that where summoning things and flying :-\ but i was also flying so ^_^ Dont know more :p so thats bad D:

end.

★★★☆☆

01/09/11

I just found a Star Wars game for my phone. I decide to try it out, so I'm tilting it left and right, figuring out the controls. Spacebar is jump.

I'm in the game. My surroundings are a dank green, covered in vines and rot. This was a school once. I try out the jump command, disappointed when I realize I have only first-level force jump. It doesn't matter; I'll be able to get around just fine.

Obi-Wan's shade appears beside me to explain my mission. This is strange, because I'm pretty sure I'm a past version of him. The force ghost fizzles out and disappears, exploding into four green blobs of goo. They reform and immediately begin to scuttle about, taking shape as Gravelings, mischievous reptilian creatures that arrange the accidental deaths of the people around them.

I strike with my single lightsaber, v-stepping in and twisting away after I cut through the torso of one of the gravelings. The creature goes still in shock, before it disintegrates in a flash of red sparks. With a sweep of my lightsaber, the others are scuttling away. I finish them off with force lightening.

Later, alone in an empty room, I suddenly realize that I'm dreaming. It feels like waking up. I try to remember my goals, but I come up blank. Fine - I'll run. I love to run in dreams. I take a running start and leap from a four-foot ledge.

In one reality, I can feel myself flying.
I drift away, into the blue, blue sky, heedless of the ceiling that used to be there. Simultaneously I'm falling, landing. I can feel the remnants of the other reality until all four of my limbs slowly reach the floor. I lay my forehead onto the cold cement and just breathe.

I see Zoe, walking away into a crowd of faceless people. I call out to her, chase after her. Her blonde hair swishes as she half turns, keeps walking.

We're sitting side by side, looking at the massive crowd milling about through the mall. She's counting the cash in a till.

"There's something you want to tell me," she says, flipping through a pile of five dollar bills.

"Yep."

She scowls, but doesn't turn to look at me. "Well?" she asks, "What is it?"

"You could say," I smile faintly, "That I have slightly more than platonic feelings for you."

Her hands go still. "Oh."

"But that doesn't matter," I say, leaning back.

"And why is that?"

"Because," I say, and I stretch my hands out in front of my face, "None of this is real."

And the dream dissolves into static.

Running. Scare Factor: 3.

Non-lucid Lucid Side Notes

Linda and I are sitting on a bed in a bedroom with a lot of antiques and lace doilies. She gives me a present and I open it up. It is a wooden carving of Snoopy that has a small, latched door on its underbelly. I open up this door and I find a red Jolly Rancher and a blue Jolly Rancher. She asks if I like it and I tell her I love it. Then we both fall asleep on this bed. Next thing I know, we are in a bedroom my home in Wisconsin and I somehow think that I am having a shared “dream within a dream”. I see something strange and I decide to do the hand reality check. I look at my hand, and it is deep red with a sixth finger growing and receding between my thumb and my first finger. I stare at it for a long time, and see that the tips of my fingers even become detached from the rest of my hand. I become lucid, but I think that I am in a “dream within a dream”, when really it is just a scene change from the falling asleep scene. I say something to Linda about how we are in a dream, and see says things that I can’t recall. I remember that she is acting exactly like herself in real life and saying very smart things, so I think that I may be sharing a dream with her. I remember my dream goal to play something awesome on a guitar, so I imagine an acoustic guitar and then see it leaning against the wall next to the bed. I pick up the acoustic guitar and try to play something impressive, but for some reason I can only play simple chords like C major and A minor. The sound of the acoustic is very crisp and warm. I convince myself that I’ll be able to play something that I wouldn’t be able to play in real life, but unfortunately I am unable to play anything more than chords. I leave this guitar, disappointed. Linda and I walk outside to the front lawn of my Wisconsin home. It is a warm and sunny day. I tell her that she should go flying with me and we take off into the air. We fly at a decent speed for a little bit, but then stop in mid air. We float in the air, unable to move. I see some neighbors having a meal on a porch nearby and try to fly by imagining myself flying over to that porch, but this doesn’t work. I flap my arms like a bird but this doesn’t work either. I become frustrated and wake up.

This was my first flying dream and I enjoyed it quite thoroughly even though I was not lucid. It was very clear.

I remember this dream as starting in a two story garage. It was familiar. Me and Zebrah and two others of my friends were upstairs. On of them was trying on a womans Lacey something. Then Zebrah turned into an owl and started to fly saying that "he needed to go somewhere" I all of a sudden jumped up and said Zebrah "I'll come with you!" so we went down stairs and I said "ok ill guide u"
(dont know why I thought an owl couldn't fly) but I grabbed ben and started flying. It was a heavily wooded area. I mostly flew in circles for a while. Then i realized that Zebrah wanted to go somewhere. I then did a 360, and then landed on the ground. I said to him. I said to him "I guess u can fly yourself". He said damn straight and flew off.

Tricking the Prankster Bear King in Space!


I found myself in space, fighting in an epic space war. I flew my own craft, that looked like a small flying saucer with a bubble top. (Spaceman spiff style) .


I did not want to fight anymore, as I didn’t find any worthy point in sacrificing my life for a war I knew nothing about. So I deserted. I "woke up" and I left the war and decided to indulge in my own explorations of space and the thrill of adventure. I flew far from the war, in the empties of space when I was attacked out of nowhere and shot down. I crash-landed my ship onto a nearby planet.

After leaving my ship behind, I explored the terrain and came across an attractive and sexually stimulating woman. I became excited and tried to seduce her. It was then that I realized the “woman” was made out of oranges and orange peels. I became upset, infuriated that somebody would deceive me in such a manner. I was determined to find out the culprit, and upon further investigation a forgettable dream character told me that the trickster was The Bear King. The Bear King reveled in pulling pranks and tricks, and that was how each Bear King was crowned: by pranking the previous King to become a much feared leader of the Space Bear Kingdom. I had never heard of The Bear King, but I didn’t care because revenge fueled my every move, so I decided that I would pull a prank on the King of Bears and Pranksters…and in turn I would become King. I was told that I was insane for thinking of trying, and that I’d never be able to accomplish such a feat, and that I would be killed.

I returned to the Bear Kingdom, royal bears lined the palace -- The King’s Subjects. The Bear King himself sat upon an elegant and elevated throne further into the palace. Thousands of soldier bears stood in line between myself and the throne. I then approached the throne, carrying a covered silver platter in my hands. I walked up the epic flight of steps and humbly approached the Bear King, and bowed. I told the Bear King that I gave up, that he was the greatest King ever. As an offering of my subservience, I showed the Bear King the platter. I uncovered the platter, upon which my penis lay. My dick was exaggeratedly huge, about three feet long and the width of a fire hose.

I offered my dick on a platter, and told the Bear King that it was a lollipop, a human treat of the grandest scale, that he had to suck. So, after having his ego thoroughly stroked, the Bear King accepted my surrender and started sucking my dick. Another bear realized that the King fellated me, and the Kingdom went in uproar. Ashamed and defeated for sucking my cock, the Bear King left the Kingdom as the crown was placed on my head. I became the first human Bear King to uproarious cheers.

First ever lucid c:

I woke up in a false awakening, walked into my living room and lifted up my hand. I counted six fingers and became lucid. I got pretty excited (and I'm surprised I didn't wake up) I tried to summon wings because I thought flying would be hard, but it summoned a weird bird with a light blue head and a brown body. I killed it and it disappeared. Instead I took a deep breath and started flying and it was a success. Then I tried out telekinesis, but failed. So then I tried summoning George Lopez to no success. I said "Damn, whenever I try to summon George Lopez, nothing happens." My dad then said "Wiggle your toe." I tried this and summoned George Lopez. He came knocking at the front door. Then I was going to go out and explore, but I was quickly trampled by people coming out of limos. (it's like my subconscious doesn't want me to go outside for some reason, any time I tried to I was trampled by more and more people coming out of limos.) So then, noticing I wouldn't be getting out any time soon, I decided to see if anything changed in my house in my dreams. When i went into my sister's room I saw Peach, Daisy, and Mario having a threesome, so I just ran out and cringed at the thought of that. I grabbed my friend Gabe out of the storm of all the people and with him, tried to teleport to the roof of the house. Instead we teleported into a helicopter with exploding loaded guns. I, naturally, threw those guns down on whatever unlucky guy's house they would hit. Then all the non-exploded guns exploded and the loud sound woke me up.

It's a shame I woke because it was so funnnn! I wish I could have explored more and noticed I could do anything in it, but I guess I didn't. >_>

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Didn't intend to become lucid last night, but I guess my extreme trying and dedication the previous two days had an impact. This is the third day I become lucid, and tomorrow I will go for the G+C combo, so I'm hoping for a fourth!

03.15: Sleep

10.15: Magic the gathering
I'm at my cousins place. I'm playing Magic the gathering with two my cousins and my brother Martin. We're all playing against eachother. We play for a while, but in the end, Martin gets defeated by Therese. I think I'm safe to do my thing but she puts a card infront of me. I can read the card and it's a three step card. "What?! You can't do that!" I say and her father laughs with her. "Yes she can, it's an old card" he tells me. I get mad and is about to leave. My mom gets in the car and I just have to grab my jacket. My mom's cat is injured and is being operated on by my grandpa. I later hear that the cat died because of bloodloss.

10.15: Back at work DILD
I'm walking down the road next to the local mall. I'm back at work and everyone around me is busy with different tasks. Most of the areas are being filled with soil which is then watered down. I spot a guy with a huge beard who I recognise. "Hey dude!" I say. "Oh cool, welcome back Matte" he tells me and shakes my hand. I ask a few questions about what they're doing. He explains it all and asks me how my wrists are. "They're okay, still hurts though" I tell him. We're standing by the traintracks and we need a ladder for some reason. I spot one on the other side of the tracks over a fence. There are a few people standing next to it.

"Hey! Can you give us that ladder?" I ask them loudly. They ignore me. "Idiots" the guy I'm with mumbles and walks across the tracks and jumps the fence. I follow him halfway and end up on an overhang of rock. It's smooth and I have to keep my balance to not fall off. I spot a huge plant with sticky balls on it. It must have fascinated me alot since what the guy brought back was a plant like that, not a ladder. We walk over the tracks and up on the platform. "If you pull a string, and they all fall, someone will like... die" he tells me and shakes the plant lightly while holding it as an umbrella. We both laugh.



Infront of me the railroad shop has closed already. We have to walk around the shop. My boss calls my name and tells me I have to do some kind of job. I don't really understand what I am supposed to do, but I walk to the toolshed and figure I'll just bring something I might need. I find an electric saw and a drill. I also pick up my red helmet. I walk back towards the platform and I pass two coworkers. "If your brain starts getting fucked up, just run" one of them tells me. I start wondering what the hell he is talking about. "Is the job I'm about to do dangerous? Like radioactive or what?" I head across the tracks just as I can hear the bell starting to warn a train is incoming. When I'm safely over, I can't find anyone. I look around me but I don't spot anyone wearing yellow.

"Where the hell is everyone?" I ask myself. Suddenly I'm not holding the tools anymore. They are on the ground. I pick up my helmet and put it on. I turn the music on and I'm glad it's still working. I spot a second red helmet with black markings on it. I recognise it as mine. I pick it up and now I'm really confused. Three more helmets are on the ground and I pick them all up and run back across the tracks. "This has to be a fucking dream!" I say but it's more like I'm kidding. I try to find any excavators around but I can't see any. After a few seconds I spot one standing next to the toolshed. It's Nicke's machine and he's standing next to it. I run up to him to confront him.

The machine is a truck with a loading dock and I slam all four helmets into it as hard as I can. "What the fuck is going on?!" I yell. An old, short man is there aswell and Nicke asks me why I'm so upset. He helps me pick up the pieces of the helmets and I pick up some styrofoam. I am pretty certain it is a dream by now and I throw the pieces into the back of his truck. "This is a damn dream you fool, here look!" I say and hold out my hand. At first it looks normal but after a second, two of my fingers are together almost all the way to the top. I hold out my pinky and there's another finger growing out of it. I touch the finger with my hand. "See? This is a dream". I jump up and do a handstand on the old man's head. "Hah!" I exclaim as I feel very light.

I want to fly, so I grab Nicke's hand and jump up in the air. "I haven't flown before" he tells me with a frightened smile as we rise higher up. Ten meters or so I make us fly straight. "Oh look, there's our king!" I say and point at him walking beneath us. I spot a huge rotweiler and I point at it aswell. Electric cables starts appearing and the way we're flying reminds me of Peter Pan. I grab his clothes on his back instead and let him fly under me so we can easily dodge them. We follow the road below. "What should we do now?" I ask him when we've flown for a while. He can't come up with anything. The end of the long building is coming up and I know what I want to do.

I release him and let him fly on his own. I go around the corner of the building and land at a very exotic-looking, open bar. Nicke introduces me to the bartender, a relative or something. I shake his hand. "Hi! I've met you in real life, but never in a dream before" I tell him. He gives me a confused look. I look around and try to decide what to order. I spot a few heineken bottles nearby. "Nah, I drink that all the time" I think. "Two beers, and two jaegermeister shots" I say. I intend to put the shot into the glass. He pours a small bottle of jaegermeister in a glass already filled with beer. The black booze runs out! We all stand there shocked for a second. I take the glass and divide its contents with another one. I start waking up.

12.30: Gold
I'm riding on a very old cart with an old man. The roads are slippery with snow and I'm afraid we will crash. In a very sharp turn going into a tunnel I get off and try to stabilize the cart. The road starts to lean upwards and I have to push it. The horse can't take it anymore. Suddenly the horse is gone and I have to push it myself. It's not a cart anymore, but a sled. The gold bricks are wrapped in brown paper and we have to deliver them in time! I am exhausted by the time we reach the houses we inteded to go to. The old man drops a few of the gold bricks below the entrance as I enter the house. It's a cozy place with a fire in the corner. I can hear two ladies talking about how awesome it feels to work out, and how energized you feel afterwards. I also hear something about fake gold. I walk out again to help the old man but a young woman is already doing it

12.30: Jesper
I'm in a videostore with my brother. They have closed up the regular section for christmas and we're allowed to look in a few bags for videos. There's a stand with magazines in it. I guess they trusted you to pay up and take the video you wanted. I don't find anything good and leave the place. Suddenly I'm at our old appartment. Monica is there with a few new videos. I recognise the name on two of them, but I haven't seen them. She's bought them for her father. Suddenly I'm eating food with a couple of people. My coworker Björn is there and Emil from work aswell.

I tell Emil how Björn intends to shape me into a better person with better morals. We all laugh. My friend Jesper shows up. I have paid for something for everyone and we're about to go and have some fun. "How much you want?" some guy asks me. I tell him 150 kr is enough. I walk into the kitchen when my phone starts ringing. It's Jesper and he tells me some useless facts. He's at the toilet and I hang up on him. He calls me again and I ask him why he's calling me when he can just talk to me. He gets pissed off.

12.30: Fragment
*I'm singing in a very stable and clear voice. Very cool as I can't do that in real life.

12.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements before bed: 150 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I will try to play around a bit more with telekinesis tomorrow rather than flying. I haven't realised something, and that's that I don't wake up as soon as I fly anymore. Sweet! Practice makes perfect.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

Good morning! Had the same strong intentions of becoming lucid last night as I did yesterday, and it kinda worked. I rememeber waking up and I had the memory of having a nice lucid, but not a single memory of the dream itself! I was kinda mad at myself for forgetting as I usually have good recall. Anyways, the rest is below.

01.45: Bedtime

08.05: Fragment
*I'm sucking on a few Omega-3 pills. They are sweet.

08.05-09.00: WBTB

10.45: DEILD
I'm lying in a bed. My friend Eric's on the bed next to me and we're talking about work. "I refuse to let our friendship come between work, this career is too important for me" I say and I'm crying for some reason. He notices it and smiles at me mockingly, like I'm a child or something. I get up and walk towards a few computers. My friend Henrik is sitting at one and he's playing WoW. I am about to go to my computer when I notice that the character is moving on its own.

I realise I'm dreaming but I start to feel my body instantly. I end up in SP and I can feel my arms twitching and spasming. I relax and try to enter the dream again. I can hear newspapers flapping and the wind is picking up. "I am wearing earplugs, that's just the SP" I tell myself. I open my eyes in a very bright room. I'm on the matress on the floor next to the computers. I try to sit up but it's so hard work! I relax as I do a situp in slowmotion. "Need to stabilize the dream" I think and put my hand up to my face.

I realise my real eyes are open and I'm lying down in my real bed. My hand isn't really there, it's on the side. "Damn!" I think and don't realise it's just a very realistic FA.

10.45: Playing tag at the supermarket
I'm at the local supermarket with my brother Martin. We're playing tag or something similar and I've just lost him by running around like crazy. I intend to fool him and I pick up my cellphone. "If I turn on a ringtone and place it on the toilet, he'll be fooled" I think as I bring up the song I want. I put the phone on the toilet and leave the door open just a little bit and run away quickly before he shows up. Martin shows up after a few isles and he tackles me. "You're it!" he tells me and runs away.

I realise I've got no shirt on and my work helmet is on my head. People all around are watching and I kinda feel guilty as I don't act responsible at all. Apparently I'm an employee. I spot my friend G. He's smoking a cigarette and seems to enjoy it alot. Some other people are also smoking next to him and I realise there are alot of people coming from somewhere. Some guy is handing out bags with supplies to the newcommers.

10.45: White dog
I'm standing on a porch overlooking a backyard. My family is there with me and we're all watching their dogs run around and play. I don't recognise one of the dogs, a white husky-looking one. It growls at me and I back away. They continue on playing and I ask my dad about the dog. "Oh, we're just watching it for some neighbours" he tells me. The dog growls at me once again. My family goes out on the grass and leaves me with the white demon dog. It starts going towards me, growling. I can see its fur trembling, kinda like a cat's. "Hey dad! Tie this dog up will you?" I tell him. He takes the dog and ties it to a grey plastic seat.

10.45: It's a trap!
I'm some kind of detective and I've got a partner. We enter a very old looking house. I take the stairs down to the room below. I enter a room and it's filled with strange gadgets, small pictures and old stuff. I pick up a picture and look at it. Suddenly I get a creepy feeling, the house is way too quiet. "Oh shit, it's a trap!" I think and run out of the room and up the stairs. A young girl is standing in the hallway and asks me what's wrong. I don't buy it and throw her to the side. A woman comes out of a room just as I run past it and tells me I shouldn't leave. I run as fast as I can towards the porch door. I slam the door open and throw myself over the edge. I fall in the dark for a while.

10.45: Aunt and uncle
I'm at some relative gathering. My uncle and my aunt is there. I greet my aunt, she kisses me on the cheek then looks at me in a weird way. "You need to shave" she tells me. I touch my chin and tell her I will soon. Monica tells me she wants to go home and I ask her if she's had anything to eat. "No... I'm not sure I'll like it" she tells me. I take a look at the food offered. It's some kind of sausage stew with pasta. She takes a plate and pours some on the plate with a plastic dishwashing brush.

12.15: Flying
I'm in a barn with some other guy. We're looking at a small propeller plane. I read the instructions. "If the propellers stop working, you can do this to keep the plane going" it says and I can see a picture of a man making the plane fly with bicycle paddles. We go in the plane and fly around over the woods. The dream skips. I'm standing next to a lake now. The plane is gone but who needs a plane when you can fly yourself! I fly around the lake a couple of times before I go down on the water and skate on it for a while. The person I'm with wants to learn aswell. I grab him/her and try to fly. I've got a safety belt holding us together, but it makes it all harder. We manage to fly a little bit.

14.00: WoW
I'm playing World of Warcraft. There's a huge fight and I'm playing my warrior. It's going very well for my team and I'm charging all over the place. My friend Jonas shows up all of a sudden. I enter the game and we talk as we're dueling. "So, how are you?" I ask him and kick him in the stomach. He grunts in pain as he explains how his stomach had a hole in it, and that he started burning from the inside. I kick him in the solar plexus and he can't breathe. We fight for a while longer, I land one more kick on his neck.

14.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 200 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3, same at WBTB

That's it! I am so frustrated! I must have been lucid while flying around, I clearly remember the feeling of lucidity and freedom. I almost always realise I'm dreaming when I am flying, but I don't have much recall of that dream as I didn't wake up at 12.15 to write it down. Anyways, a successful DEILD is always something!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!