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February 1, 2012

Zebra Pegasus and Other Pets
My sis was feeding the stray cats by the porch. Except one of them wasn't a cat, it was a baby winged zebra the size of a cat. How cute! I wanted to take a closer look. At first I thought its wings was just an illusion made of clumps of fur. But no, they were functional feathered wings.

I couldn't believe I was staring at a winged baby zebra, sitting on my porch like any other cat. I was shocked that no one claimed this oddity for them, he looks like he's worth a million. I find a half eaten plum in the fridge and give it to my striped friend.

Later, in a box I find a forgotten pet rat. He was as friendly as a rat could be. I dunno why, but I thought that I should bathe him. He was well behaved, sitting on my palm as I shampoo him. But when it came time for a rinse he got agitated and tried to bite me.

Thats when I notice a man in my kitchen and I instnatly accepted him as an aspect of my subconscious. He tells me something but I don't remember it. I ask him about my health and the most I could understand was eat more fruit.

The first of these dreams is from last night, and the other is from a few weeks ago.

1. I'm alone, walking around my neighborhood. I don't know what makes me realize the dream, but all of a sudden I decide to do a reality check. I push my finger into my palm, and it goes straight through. To stabilize, I get down on my hands and knees and and feel the pavement. It feels so real that I decide to do another reality check. I confirm again that I'm dreaming. Satisfied, I decide to continue walking. The scenery starts to change from my neighborhood to a place I do not recognize. I see some people in the alley. They invite me into their place. The dream characters don't talk at all. This makes me uncomfortable, so I don't stay long. I run my hands over the wallpaper, and again I am amazed at how real it feels. It's amazing how real sensations are in dreams. After leaving the dream character's apartment, I realize that the dream scene has changed again. I'm walking along a promenade along the edge of the ocean. It's at a high elevation. I do a handstand on the railing, with no fear of falling.

2. I'm in a strange wooded area in a clearing. There are many TVs all around. Someone is telling me to put them on a specific channel. I keep messing it up. Next, I'm in a car with some friends. Their cat is up a tree, and it falls from a great height and dies. I decide to leave them alone for a while. I go for a walk, and soon find myself on a highway. There are many others walking in the same direction. We reach a check point of sorts, where everyone is showing ID. I show a woman mine, and she waves me through. She says that I will be shown my power animal. A bright light flashes and I see the silhouette of a hawk on my shoulder. Next I am in an elaborate strange hotel. I become lucid and decide to explore. There are strange semi-religious pieces of art and ornamentation everywhere. The building is made of marble and lit with dim warm light. A man in a high wheelchair with huge wheels rolls by. I have a false awakening. My boyfriend and I are laying in bed in the Dominican. I can feel the wind from the ocean blowing through the windows.

I was in a store that was filled with random things. There was so much stuff that the shelves were overflowing. I was in a section of the store that had a bunch of glass/ceramic plates and bowls. I met up with my aunt and little cousin. My cousin got a nintendogs game, and she was excited to go home and play it. Then the dream skips and I'm at a volcano. It was more like a hot spring, though. The top of the volcano wasn't pointed, but it was flat and dipped inward creating a pool. My aunt and cousin were there as well as my mom and step dad. I had to dive under water and collect these red things that looked like those candies called red-hots. The color on the outside melted off when you touched it. When I was above the water again I realized that my cousin and aunt were gone, and only my mom and stepdad were still there. We went for a swim for a little, but the dream ended and I woke up.*

I was sitting on a couch with my mom. We were flipping through the TV channels to see if there was anything on that was worth watching. She put on Madoka Magica and was starting to watch it, but I told her to change it (I haven't seen it yet and didn't want to watch the dubbed version, and also I wasn't sure if it had any ecchi parts that my mom would find inappropriate). She tried to change the channel but there was a speaker on the floor that caught the signal and changed the sound to a new channel, but the video stayed the same.

Then I checked DV and saw that I had a PM. It was from someone I didn't recognize. I opened it up and it said "No gay testers."

So i was in the Skyview Temple, the part were there's a tall tower and crates hanging from the ceiling ect. I was on this big moving platform that was going in a circle around the tower. There were some other people on it as well. So we are just doing are thing when Zombies come out of nowhere and start chasing the platform. Some one yells that they are geting closer and to shoot them with arrows so i pull out my bow and try to do so but keep missing. That is when a lady with a sword, dressed in some super bad ninja clothes, also comes out of now where and starts slicing up the zombies. She jumps on the platform and shoves me down while taking my my bow and says, "Here let me show you how it's done." She kills three zombies in one short then continues to shoot the rest at lightning speed. The cloth that is covering her face falls in the process and i see that this person is...my...mom. And i'm like

I wake up shortly after that. I don't really know how this dream got started or how it ended but i think it was pretty funny to watch my make fight zombies with a sword and bow.

Due to quite the eradic sleep shcedule recently I only remember a couple frags, but its better than nothing

I was at our town park with a friend of mine and we had just pulled in and parked on top of the main hill. I asked him where the jump was and he said right down at the bottom. I looked down the hill but didn't see anything. Then I started to walk around a little pavillion type building that's on the hill and, once I was around the corner I could see it, a little jump made out of snow. Too bad there wasn't any other snow on the ground





I was in a parking lot driving a car around. It was me and Travis Pastrana (lol?) and we were drifting around in it. The entire cast from the show Nitro Circus was there watching us. That's all I remember

There's this guy at my school called Sheldon. I dislike him.
In this dream he was angry at someone for being an immigrant or something, even he comes from another country himself. He then said "res ipsa loquiter" because he heard his mother say it because apparently she's a "lawyer". He got the definition wrong though, and being the clever ex law student I am, I corrected him and made him even more angry.
Dream over.

Date: Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Since I have been out and about today I opened my wallet in a store and when I saw my license I instantly remembered another small dream from last night.

I don't remember the environment of the dream. Me and several people were examining our drivers licenses and laughing at the serious photos of each other. A friend of mine asked to see mine so I handed him both my old learners permit (G1 which looks exactly like my full licence but has one tiny difference) and my actual license which both have the same photo. He took the card and was looking at the photos. He turned around to show someone else. when he handed it back my current, full license was all sliced up and destroyed. I was out raged but nobody else seemed to think it was a big deal including him.

Nice lie in this morning, so dream recall was pretty good.
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31/1/12
I'm in a pub with my flat for one of my flatmate's birthday, drinking. For some reason the pub suddenly gets locked down - no one can enter or leave - and Diana Skouris from The 4400 [a Heroes-esque TV show I've been watching recently]leads the investigation. In the commotion I realise I need the toilet, and proceed downstairs with an unidentified mate on my shoulders [though I have no idea who, or more importantly, why].

While queuing, two arrogant girls cut in, to which all the guys around me react with a flash mob, me included. I'm quickly exiled from the toilets (which doubles as some sort of clothes shop) as I still have someone sitting on my shoulders. In reply, I turn around and fart in the bouncer's general direction. Quick to anger, he immediately grabs me and abrasively escorts me to the security office.

As I wait in the office, I manage to hire two DCs to have a food fight, and another to watch [for my amusement?] and eventually I join in. I am later released back into the pub to join my flatmates once more. However, we have to wait to be picked up by the birthday girl's parents and taken home.

At home [my house, rather than my uni flat] the parents ignore my apologies and leave. I tell my flatmates about my night in the security office, and about the food fight. I am then transported back to that scene [as if telling a very vivid story] but with different characters (this time people I know). This time, the food fight ends in making a Christmas tree out of the food, in a similar fashion to Epic Meal Time. It looked incredible.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a lucid last night and a very long intricate dream. I could only recall the lucid though and it was very weird.

22.00: Sleep

05.30: Cheese! MILD
I'm outside in the sun. Someone lets go of two vampire/zombie creatures and they circle around me. "I'm dreaming!" I say out loud and hold out my hands toward them, trying to bring forth fire. I only manage to create some kind of bright light but that's enough to keep them at bay. Suddenly they don't want to eat me anymore, but we're going to play some kind of game. "Try to choke me if you can!" one of them says to me. I grab his collar and hold him down against a table. I hold my other hand behind my back, trying to summon a big chunk of cheddar. "Come on! What are you doing?" he asks me. "Relax, it's not that easy" I say and visualize the cheese in my hand. I start pretending it's there and all of a sudden I'm holding it in my hand. I shove it into his mouth and he starts to choke.



I lose lucidity but keep on shoving cheese in. The guy is choking but appears to be able to breathe anyways. "I can do this for an entire hour" he mumbles. I pinch his nose and it suddenly becomes more difficult for him, but it won't kill him.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

#1

Driving around with Ryan and Travis. We're parked then and there are annoying kids outside of the car and for some reason I take the wheel driving haphazardly around trying to break shit. At first Ryan and Travis are there then I'm driving alone. I make my way into a house I know they'll be at (Or I'm just sort of there). Jeremy is there. For some reason Ryan and Travis felt the need to make hot sauce concoctions and are then going to eat them plain. I begin making Jeremy and me some sort of french bread with cookie dough (spelled xooxie doug) spread and nutella spread. I remember tasting all the flavors and actually liking it. Then I wake up or lose the dream.

Was with Pat getting ready for something and trying to cut my own hair. I messed up terribly and had to shave my whole head. I can still picture me with a shaved head and I've wondered what I would look like with one before not that it was. I remember I wasn't too bummed about it but Pat had some sort of miracle grow thing that made it grow back but it was too long. I cut it again but this time got it right.


Skating in front of a building (in colorado) with a steep hill and a few spots around it. For some reason can't get comfortable on the board. Girl see's a condom and gets grossed out, I make the remark, "Oh a condom, never seen one of those before." Girl asks where I live. I say Omaha. "Thats why," She says. We begin a conversation about which place has worse places (Like ghetto's I think). We begin to skate again and I feel the need to go in somebodies yard. Suddenly I have my backpack. I find my laptop in this persons yard and begin to leave when I find four purple nintendo ds things in the front yard (one is on the front porch). I begin collecting them, but a small mexican girl comes up to a screen door, sees me, and shouts "Mama, the boy is opening the door (swinging door into the porch)" Large mexican man comes outs and speaks in a language I've never heard. I try to explain I was just retreiving my laptop as I walk away from the house (only exposing my right as the nintendo's and my backpack are in the left because I didn't have time to get the nintendo's stuffed in). At first the man says a few things and then starts repeating one thing. I get frustrated and yell, "What does that mean?". He gives me an odd look and says, "Shut the door, man." I wake up.

It was night-time and I was running away from something, no one in particular, just life in general maybe. I felt like I could go on running forever, even when I began to pick up speed. It felt amazing. I was only a few blocks from my house by the new fancy houses when I heard a really loud noise coming from a tv in one of those fancy houses. I looked through the window of the house on the right corner by the four way stop, where the street goes to more fancy houses and a dead end. From a distance I could see the flashes of the tv through the window. I wanted to get a closer look, so I peered in the windows from not too far away. I saw the biggest tv I've ever seen, it was from floor to ceiling, and the ceiling was super high up, cathedral style. In this room were many different expensive things, like work out machines, arcade games, etc. Then somehow I found myself inside the house, staring at this boy around my age. He saw me and started freaking out. I didn't know what to do but then I realized I was invisable so that only he could see me. As he ran to get his sister I checked the place out a little and trie to run on the treadmill because I still wanted to keep running. His sister came in and said she didn't see anything, so it was just me and him. I decided that I was going to follow him from now on throughout his life, watch his every move, and help him if necessary. I didn't get to do much before I woke up though. I remember his parents came home and his dad was lecturing him about something while I was puting on some of his clothes.

I think I dreamt this because of a good book(Certain Slant of Light) I read about a ghost following a person around until they died. It was a very interesting book, and it made for a very interesting dream

In another dream, I was by the beach with a friend and we were looking for an area with high waves so we could body surf, or body board.. or something. I didn't feel like walking to the other side of the beach where the huge waves usually are so I decided to test out the water right next to us. I took a step in and watched the waves come in, observing them. But they were bigger than I thought and they took over me and dragged me out and under the water. I flailed my arms and screamed for help as I swallowed the salty sea water and tried to stay above the water.

Then, a lucid from a few nights ago that I don't remember much from because I didn't take the time to record it till now.
I was jumping up and down, trying to stay up in the air and get higher and higher. Then I noticed this guy my age following me. He had black or brown hair and he was really tall, skinny, and cute. I kept trying to jump higher than him, flapping my arms up and down faster and faster and trying to propell myself up. I sort of knew I was asleep from the start, so I casually mentioned to him "We are in a dream." and he agreed. "What should we do now?" I asked. We couldn't come up with anything cool to do so we just kept walking/flying around. I don't know if I was 100% sure I knew I was dreaming because I thought he was really there with me dreaming. Later in the dream we spend more time together and we climbed a tree and he kissed me. Then I woke up :/

1. I was watching/participating in a really weird part-Broadway-part-Bollywood crossover film between Harry Potter and Repo! The Genetic Opera that, for some reason, took place on a soccer field. Also something about cake.


2. I was reading a massive comic book that had a bunch of unrelated stories, though the only one I remember was about Batman preventing the Riddler from committing suicide.


(Incidentally, don't you hate when you think a book or film you saw in a dream is real because you looked it up, but then it turns out you had only Googled it in your dream?)


3. Making ramen in a bathtub.

4. Telling someone that I refuse to read DC's New 52 because it's "like what would happen if you took Homestuck, cut it in half, removed a bunch of characters, and gave Rose and Jade huge breasts."

So I'm out with a bunch of super hero's, and we're fighting a shit load of Dr. WIley's robots. Land, sea, air, you name it. I'm not sure exactly who I'm with, but there was this one girl who reminded me of catwoman. She was wearing a skin-tight suit, and she had a black mask. When we were almost finished with everything (huge freaking war going on....only think there were a few scattered skirmishes going on) she went into this hut.

I followed her, and she got out these medallions with symbols on them. I couldn't read them, but they reminded me of kanji. I don't know the exact number of them, but when she bought them out they started glowing green, and floating evenly out in the room. For some reason I knew what she was going to do, and said "you're going to summon Mephistopheles aren't you"!? She said she needed to change the past, and I told her that things may even be worst off. I asked her if she gained any new powers since the war, and before she could answer me, he entered through a white portal. He was short, almost reptilian looking. She told him what she wanted, and he granted the wish before I could intervene.

Now I'm back in the water, and there are natural animals there thriving. No psychopathic robots there to kill me....no more heroes either. Then I heard in sort of a voice over that the Krogan race had been spared.

I am at some type of outdoor night party... someones giving a speech

people are mourning... it's like Pentecostal church...

a man runs forward and lays prostrate face down.

i fall down and let myself mourn for my dead cousn, bobby, and my friend kia who died recently... because it's just a dream

the pain is worse than waking life

i feel like my chest and soul is being crushed the pain is instantly unbearable

i wake up.. for a second, i think i am dead