lucid

Most of the beginning of the dream is a blur, but the parts that I do remember completely, we'll start at. this dream was set in kind of a camping area, but to the far north west end of it, was a huge castle that led to Disney world :S. anyways, I'm walking down a road in the far east side of the place, I turn my head and I can see the castle from where I'm at. I somehow got separated from the rest of my family, and 'm trying to get back to our condo house thingy in front of the castle... I don't even know what to call it... anyways. I ask this girl who was jogging past if she knew how to get over there. she said "sure come on" and then she was suddenly on a bike. a few other girls were following her on bikes too. I began to jog and kept up with them pretty good. after a few twists and turns, we stop at a house and I walk in. I walk to the left and theres a small bedroom with a big shelf about... 5 feet out. beside it, theres a toilet. I look in and say "I always wanted a room like this!" then the girl from before that was jogging, comes in and says this is the mohamad house

STOP!

this is the weird thing, I know a guy named Mohamad.

COUNTINUE!


anyways, we leave and keep on going, the jogging girl rides slower than before and I get ahead of her, then another girl gets ahead of me. she had brown long hair, and was tall and thin like me. the road the we we're on wen't through a house and made a sharp left turn, then kept going. after a few more turns, my legs start feeling weird, like when you run on a treadmill for a few minutes, then when you get of and walk around, you feel like your going super fast? that kinda feeling. anyways, I start screwing around wih it, and I keep looking at my feet like "dooood, I feeeel hiiiigh!" ha ha. but then I look up, and theres a super sharp turn to the left again and its on a cliff, no house this time. before I can even scream, I go flying off the edge and fall to the trees below.

STOP! again...

here's is the freaky part. whenever I get too high up somewhere, or a catch myself from falling, or use my reflexes, my feet tingle for about 3 seconds after. and sometimes, when I have a morning dream, and something happens like I fall I'll jump out of my bed, and look around, onl to fall back and calm down.


countinue

as I'm falling, I think about what they do in the movies, and I curl up to protect my vitals. as I'm falling, I close my eyes, then get that freaky feeling that I mentioned above. but this time, it goes up to my thighs. I can feel the difference in the wind as I pass the tops of trees. I think about whether those girls knew that I was falling, and if I would be able to get back to my house thingy after this and the dream ends just before I hit the ground but as soon as I closed my eyes, everything went black in the dream, and I could still hear the wind pass my ears.

this is a pretty weird dream by my standards.

but this isn't a dream in the middle of the night, I only remember dreams I have in the early mornings. its like I'm consciously awake in them, but my body is still asleep and I don't know I'm dreaming till I wake up. everybody's theory's and opinions are welcome on this one!

Non Lucid. Lucid Task

I wake up in bed to the sound of a phone vibrating. I grab the phone and look at it and it's my wife's phone. I think, man I just took her to the airport, if she forgot her phone that's really bad news. I wonder if I should call her or try to bring the phone to her. I get up and walk to the living room and a party is going on. That's when I realize that I'm dreaming. Sitting in the living room is a comedian friend of mine and a chubby black girl I knew in college. I go to the kitchen and it's a pretty blonde talking to some random guy. The house is in a funky setup that I don't recognize. I go back to the living room and everybody is naked. I ask, what kind of a naked party is this?

They say, "it's really no bid deal." I shrug and start to take off all of my clothes. I get totally naked and realize that I need to stabalize the dream. I decide to use my sense of touch and give a big naked hug to the chubby black chick. She's smiling and laughing and I'm kissing her. The feel of her skin makes the dream pop in a much more vivid way. I kiss her again and walk to the kitchen.

The people in the kitchen are still clothed. I tell them that this is a naked party and they look at me confused. I take the blonde girl by the hand and lead her to the dining room. Then I bend her over a table and pull her skirt off. She is wearing a white thong. I pull that off too. My penis is erect and I start to put it inside of her. Her vagina is still dry but after a few attempts to put it in I see a thick whiteish gray viscous substance form near her clitoris. I look at this substance for a minute and lose my erection.

I walk back to the other room and ask the party, "when are the rest of the naked people supposed to get here?" They laugh incredulously and shrug. I wait for a second and then remember that I'm supposed to be flying in this dream. I walk back to the dining room and jump a couple of times. No dice. I wonder if I'll get a little bit better if I go outside. I walk to the back door and step outside.

Right outside my door is a 15 by 25 foot mural of a beach an sky. I look for a minute at the mural and realize that I've just stepped onto the porch at the house I grew up in. I look away from my mural to the right and I see a line of trees, then a giant beach and lake and in the distance a mountain range with white caps. I start running to the edge of my porch and leap off.

When I leap off I start flying 100 feet into the air. It feels good and I'm shooting close to straight up and a little forward. I close my fist and shoot a little bit faster. I remember that I'm supposed to try flying at a supersonic speed and I think about the "magnet" technique that King Yoshi wrote about in his flying tutorial, so I think I'll give it a try. I look in front of me and see a cloud very far away. I reach my left hand out to it and imagine the magnetic connection. I close my fist to solidify the connection and pull my left hand into my chest. I shoot toward the cloud at an amazing speed the wind is rushing in my ear and I wait for the explosion. Nothing. I shrug and look around at the world on the ground.

I see cars passing by on the street in front of my house. This would be a good time to see if I can't make a car fly so I come in for a landing in my dad's front yard. There's a big black ghetto ice cream van in the front yard selling stuff to a line of people in front of it. My friend stephen comes up to me and tells me that the van is selling some amazing shrooms and I really should get some. I laugh and reply maybe next time.

My friend z, a video post production specialist comes out of the house and asks me with a nervous voice if I knew that the doors weren't locked.

Yeah, I say, there's a party going on, it's no big deal.

"Well, the house is pretty much open right now, just thought you should know." I think for a second about if my dogs might get away, then remember that I'm dreaming. Z asks "hey, for the movie you're making, do you think you'll probably use your editors for your color correction?'

Probably, your outfit mainly does visual effects.

He nods.
That's when I wake up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Intended to do a short WBTB this morning when my girlfriend went to work, and I did. I also intended to WILD but I failed horribly as I fell asleep a few minutes after starting to try. Did wake up a minute or so after and had some fuzzy feeling in my body, but lost consciousness right away. Oh well, a try is a try! Had two lucids aswell, which was kinda nice, but they were a bit short.

02.00: Sleep

08.00: WBTB 10 minutes

09.00: Flying MILD
I'm standing at an excavation site in a big valley. There's a big drop next to me and I can see mountains over the drop. My brothers Morgan and Martin are there. Martin is driving an excavator and he's trying to park it. I jump up on one tire to talk to him when he finally stops. We talk trash for a while. I jump down and head up the small hill.

I get lucid just like that. "Hey Martin, let's fly!" I shout. "Yeah, let me just park this thing" he replies and tries to park the big machine. It's very unstable for some reason but he manages to do it and gets out. I check my hand and count eight fingers. We head up the hill, the wind is really picking up. I rub my hands to stabilize. Not only is it blowing alot, it's foggy. I can barely make out the mountain over the drop.

With a small jump I'm airborn and Martin is right next to me. Using the wind I fly high up, the feeling is awesome. I've got my goal set in mind, to fly at supersonic speed. I head over the mountain and pick up speed, trying to imagine a force pushing off of my feet. I can feel a slight push and I pick up speed, but it's nowhere near supersonic. I figure it's because I'm flying upwards. I rub my hands to stay in the dream as I usually wake up when I fly, but the dream starts to de-stabilize anyways. I'm fly over a small forest when I lose it.

10.30: Dreams MILD
*I'm lucid right away, walking down a small road going through a forest. Three women are up ahead, in their thirties or something. I pass the first two before grabbing the third and giving her a big kiss. She's barely average looking but I don't care, this is fun! She starts to breathe heavily instantly. Like my lips are made out of pure ecstacy.

The dream skips. I watch the woman I just kissed stand infront of a mirror. She's got the beginning of a beard all over her chin, a bit too much hair for my taste.

*I'm in a nearby town, my coworker Krull is there. I'm holding a grapefruit and I offer it to him. "Have you ever tasted one of these before?" I ask him. He tells me he hasn't. A guy with the same kind of beard appears. "Oh look, he's got the same kind of beard you do, only alot nicer" I say and point. The guy's got a very cool shape to it, and it's slightly red. Krull seems to be offended and says nothing.

*I'm watching my old dreams I wrote down a year ago. Only they're not written down in words, but rather built in the game "Terraria". I wonder how the hell I should read all those blocks and items placed everywhere. I mine a few away.

*I'm in my appartment and it's blowing alot outside. I can hear stuff tumbling around out on the balcony and I decide to take a look. It's snowing aswell and I walk out in it barefoot. I spot a few brown boxes flying around and I grab them and put them safely. My neighbours under me are talking and I check what's going on. Some boxes have flown down to her and I apologise. A broom appears and picks up some and hands them to me. I never see my neighbour but I hear her giggle.

I put all the boxes back, they're green from mold. I take a bike and put it on top but it won't stay upright. I struggle with it for a minute or so before getting it right. I head back in and Monica's watching TV. It's a viking show, made by famous Swedish comedians. I wonder why they haven't done that before. The girl does the "whale" in the water and the guy laughs retardedly.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Too bad I failed the WILD, will have to try again tomorrow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

It started at home, I for some reason had a problem with my phone, which I was trying to fix, then blamed a friend called Eric. I chased him all over the place, and got other people to chase him with me, I shouted his name. We were running up some stairs and he somehow got a gun and started shooting at me. I chased him into a class room, and the teachers tried to distract me, eventually they told me where he was, but I didn't believe them. They made me do work for a subject that I don't even do.q

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9.5.2011

On My Back (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

It's just a dream, I assure myself, sticking my hand into the dark wretch's open maw, stopping the biting, but failing to lessen the pressure of its long, black, flesh-torn arms as it pushes down onto my body, my neck, strangling me, leaving me cold as I lay alone on my back, alone in my thoughts, my mind.

Dream; Semi-Lucid; Lucid; Memorable; 1-4 My Recollection;

2; Houses, lucid cast levitrus light, made a tower of spiraling fire...
Convincing FA, nose plug RC...
4; Miley FA, lucid ran out front door, jumped into flight used clarify resolve.

A few months ago I had to design an "innovative" game as some sort of homework.
Even though I had a good idea, I couldn't figure out one of the key elements in the game.
I thought about it a lot and randomly ended up having a lucid dream where I actually was in the game I designed.

To my surprise, the problematic element in questions was already fixed in a rather brilliant way, which I thought was absolutely awesome.
Since then I've been meaning to test if I can actively use lucid dreaming to sort of overcome similar hurdles, where I'm lacking the creativity to solve a certain problem.


I wake up.
I try not to move and close my eyes, trying to remember any dreams.
Oddly enough, my mind is blank, I feel like something is preventing me from thinking clearly.
I find this rather weird and decide to get up.
Grabbing my dream notebook I notice that the currently open page is not empty.
Did I write something down during the night? I can't remember doing so.

I have a hard time deciphering the text in my notebook, which Isn't very unusual since I often take notes with the lights off if I wake up during the middle of the night.
Suddenly the text seems clear. It says:

"Fireflies in the Sky. Wake up!"

It's written in very beautiful old fashioned style.
I can't have written this! My handwriting is horrible!
What does this even mean?

Then I get it... I'm dreaming!
Fireflies? Huh? Oh well, the wake up note was useful.

I rub my hands.
For once I try to remember if I set myself any goals for lucid dreams, which is something I always forget to do.
I try to think of the current task of the month, but then I remember it's already June and I haven't checked what the current Totm is.
Then I remember the dream where I solved my game design issue and that I wanted to try if I can do something like that voluntarily.

I decide that I want to create a game right now, but I want my subconscious to design it for me.
An exploration adventure type of game in a mysterious world, that's what I want to create!
Something sort of like a modern Myst game.

I summon my Phoenix wings and try to teleport, thinking of these key aspects, but it doesn't work.
I strongly feel like this type of teleportation only works if I have a specific location in mind.
Maybe I should try another form of teleportation.
I think about opening the door in my room, hoping for the finished game to be behind it, but decide against it.
I know what lies behind this door too well, I doubt it would work like that.

I should use a portal!
Using my right index and middle finger I draw a big circle on one of the walls in my room.
Even though the borders of it clearly form and start glowing, the inside is still solid.
This is not working quite right.
Then I remember that KristaNicole uses portals in a different way.
She writes the name of the destination or the person she wants to meet on the portal before opening it.
I decide to try that.

I make the tip of my index and middle finger glow and use them to write onto the portal:

"Explore"
"Adventure"
"Mystery"

I rest my palm on the wall and try to push against it with some energy.
The text I've written glows and the wall within the boundary of the portal disappears.
I'm now standing in front of a portal with a bright blue/white glowing border with very dark purple void inbetween.
Sweet! I step through the portal.



I fall out upside down on the other side, in my usual fashion.
I'm really not very good at portals...
Noticing that I am now outdoors, I look around trying to figure out where I am:


What the heck, I know this place!
Of course! This is once of the worlds in Myst IV!
I'm amazed at first that what I tried sort of worked, but a bit disappointed that I didn't end up in a new game.

Another portal opens and Yuya jumps out.
I am actually very surprised by that. I usually go to her, not the other way around.
Plus, am I not in my own dream bubble? can she enter my dreams like that?
Then I remember that she's actually done it before.

"Silly Hyu."
"You gave me permission to enter your dreams a long time ago."

She's probably right. Why would I not? I love having her around.

"It's amazing what the human mind can do, isn't it?"
"Yes, it absolutely is, though this isn't exactly what I've tried to accomplish."
"Are you so sure about that?"
"Well... this is a world from Myst."

"Are you suggesting that your subconscious accessed the game data to generate this world?"
"Well, no. That would be silly."
"Yes. In other words this isn't a perfect copy of the Myst world."
"How long has it been since you've played that game?"
"Quite a few years actually."
"Yes. Do you really think this world is in any way identical to the world in Myst?"
"Well. No. Probably not. But it feels the same way."
"Exactly. But you still created this world. Your subconscious decided where the mountains go, which way the rivers flow..."

Suddenly I'm not really disappointed anymore. She's absolutely right, I created this, it totally worked.
I point my hand at a spot on the ground and try to grow a tree with my mind.
A small plant pops out of the ground and slowly grows into a fully grown tree.

"Holy shit! This is awesome!"

Yuya smiles.

"Directly shaping things is quite amazing, yes, but what is much more amazing is what your subconscious can generate using just 3 words."
"The conscious mind is quite limited. Sure, you can create any object and design any aspect of it."
"But your subconscious can create infinite worlds on the fly, with millions of objects, every single one designed down to the last detail."

"If I wanted to, could I change this world into another one?"
"Sure, if you let your subconscious do it for you."
"How do I do that?"

"You either request something very specific, a place you know or have seen somewhere,"
"or you request a world that gives you a certain feeling, which is sort of what you did to create this world."
"Yes, but how do I actually change it? Do I create another portal?"
"You can use a portal, but you don't need to, you can simply use your willpower."

Holy shit! Would that really work? That would be so awesome!

"Okay, I'll try!"

I point both of my hands at the sky, and think of the Tron movie.
I want to create a world similar to the grid!

"No. Don't try. Do or do not!"

I know that she's absolutely right, but it's easier said than done.
But I do know that when she says it's possible, it really is.
She has no reason to lie to me, I fully trust her.

I close my eyes, releasing tiny bits of energy through my hands into the sky.
I think of the atmosphere of the new Tron movie, of the lightcycles, of the Grid.
As I open my eyes again, I hear Daft Punk playing in the background, but the volume is very low.

Holy shit! I am on the Grid!
There's blue neon stripes everywhere, I can see skyscrapers in the background, some type of rocks floating in the sky.
It's just like in the movie. It's in the same style, it has the same atmosphere to it, but it's not a location that was in the movie.
I turn to Yuya in excitement.

"Did you see that??? I did that!"

She starts laughing.

"Yes Hyu, I know."

A lightcycle appears and stops right in front of us.
A women gets off, and as she takes her helmet off I immediately recognize her: It's Olivia Wilde / Quorra.


She starts approaching me and Yuya says jokingly:

"I think your subconscious likes Olivia Wilde."

No kidding Yuya, guess who my conscious mind likes as well...
This could turn into a rather awkward situation.
Olivia stops in front of us and says smiling:

"Yes, I think your subconscious really does."

I smile, and try to act unsurprised and not too excited that she is here...
But looking into her beautiful and bright eyes I have to think about how attractive she is and fail miserably at acting unsurprised.

Reading my thoughts, Yuya starts laughing out loud.
She finds it absolutely hilarious that such situations make me uncomfortable, and I find it quite silly that I do.

Olivia asks me:

"Do you want to go for a ride?"

Suddenly I get extremely excited.
Yuya says "Ha. Try to catch up!", creates her own lightcycle and drives off.
I follow Olivia to her lightcycle, getting more and more excited.
I sit behind her, and hold onto her for support.
She smells nice...

As we drive off, my vision blacks out. Fuck! I got too excited!
I desperately try to stabilize the dream. I want to ride a lightcycle with Olivia!!
But it fails, and I wake up.

The dream started out in one of those rooms you expect to see a villain in (aka Lex Luthor,etc) with someone who looked like the leader of the villain. For some reason the leader wanted his henchmen to kidnapped me no matter what it took. One of his henchmen said there's a problem with that. "The problem is Superman called a meeting of superheros (and superheriones) at Batman's place, probably to tell them to keep an eye on/protect "Anne" (me). Than a man came in the door with scratches on his face and neck. "Oh!! That!!! That!!! WOMAN!!" (referring to me..I and three men in another dream, turned into wolves and attacked him). Then the leader, sent some other of his henchmen out. I ran as far as I could and somehow ended up at Bruce Wayne/Batman's Mansion and I knew it was a *safe* house for me (even though I was unaware of the superhero meeting going on there till Alfred announced me (for someone who doesn't read comic books I certainly do know a lot about the Superheroes). I suddenly had this brain storm to first send three black animals outside (I'm counting on the fact that the henchmen might be superstitious) the three animals are: cat, dog, and horse and then to dress up as the Grim Reaper. I did both and I scared the henchmen away for now.

So.. the first part of this dream was really long and depressing before I became lucid so I'm only going to give the short version.

Someone told me that my dad had died and I was like crying hysterically for a long time. Something told me that this obviously wasn't true, but I ignored that feeling for awhile until finally said to myself "this is just a dream" and looked down at my hands to confirm it. My hands had 6 fingers each, so I knew I must be dreaming. I wasn't really sure what to do so I went outside my house and this old disco music came on. There were a bunch of people, young and old, who randomly started dancing. I thought about flying but instead started dancing along and had a blast, until I lost control and woke up.

Walking along a craggy cliff path with a small group of middle earth style wizards and warriors. White sand with gray rocks and big mountains overlooking the sea. I can go see a big scary wizard who kidnapped ron swanson. Walking with me is a very young rashida jones. She tells me that I am only allowed to use certain powers in this situation. I am vaguely aware of my situation as a sleeping person. When a collection of small trolls and goblins come for us, I shoot crazy lightning bolts out of my hands. They tell me that I can't use electricity powers, that I can only use fire powers. I think hard, and I know that I'm in my bed at home. I hold out my hands and thick metal cables fire from my fingers and shoot into the rock cliffs. The people I am with are very impressed with my powers. I want to do more powers, but I know that I am dreaming, I am in my body at home and start to fade away. I begin to wake up and lose awareness of my physical dream form. I can still control my dream body but it's like I can control it using a remote from a distance. I am no longer inside my body, but rather acutely aware of myself in bed and able to see my dream self in the third person. I fire off a few more electricity bolts and wake up.

Dild

Lately I've been trying to have a dream where I notice my new dream sign, water, this was not what caused me to become lucid though, I just suddenly realized. My dream started with me drifting in this car around turns on a highway through a forest until I crashed and suddenly realized I'm dreaming. I realized I was right by a place that I had previously dreamt about earlier in the night which I found interesting. I noticed I still had these two types of medicine-a painkiller and something else- in my pocket from previous dreams as well, so I took all of them. Instated to feel horrible as I thought about my dream goals. I remembered and started calling out "dream guide" as I looked for my little brother. I knew that he would probably be in his room so I used passive control to find him in it. He was making his bed and I quickly announced that I had found my dream guide. He nonchalantly said that everyone is my dream guide as he continued to make his bed. This was disappointing but makes me want to talk to more DCs to get a real feel for their personalities. I felt loopy te whole time from the drugs and don't have that much fun.

I had a dream where I was trying to keep these people 'things' at bay, while I searched something on the computer,
And then I was walking down my street, and I knew I was dreaming, so as I saw a truck pass the street I willed myself to travel towards it, but the dream faded. I then was sitting in darkness, so I attempted to visualize a dream scene around me. It was extremely dark, and I saw a boy riding a bicycle. It was one of the really really old ones, the ones that have the HUGE wheel in the front, and a tiny wheel on the back. I was going to teleport to him but, yet again, the dream faded. Again... I visualized a scene around me, but it was so foggy, that I just flew around in darkness until I woke up. (I probably should have tried to anchor myself into the dream, but I didn't. My family was stomping around in the living room, and I had vaguely heard it in the background of my dream. I guess that is what woke me up.)

I was in a big prison camp like place, run by two evil ladys. One was the boss, the other the suck up that clung to the boss for power over others. I was semi lucid and knew I could do things like fly, but didn't know I could unravel reality and do all sorts of crazy crap to those two. I phased through a wall by turning into a bird and the second in command turned into a hawk and grabbed me and drug me back. I was in a stone room, that I had to try to get out of. I phased through the wass in normal form and flew away as fast as I could. This time the second in command and the bodd both went after me in the shape of big human like birds. I looked at a WoW like map and went south, only to alter course later and fool them. I flew over the mountains to the south. I then flew in a circle around the area and went north, but I was intercepted on the way. The boss and the second in command put me in a metal room, that took me alot of work to phase out of. I was in a black suit with bones drawn on it to look like a skeleton. That meant if I didnt escape I would starve to death in there. I told myself that if I ever got out I would be kinder to the ones around me. After a bit of work I phased out of the metal prison and flew over the southern mountains, then I went west. I spotted a house and went in, I found Anthony from my school in there. He asked me how i was and stuff like that. I then told him about the situation I was in and he agreed to acompany me. I told him to follow me and stick fast. I then asked myself am I shared dreaming with Anthony? I also thought that wait in lucid dreams if I am not lucid enough I could mistake DCs for real people. I then came to the conclusion that I just didn't know either. We then phased through the wall and started flying into the sky. The dream ended.

NOTE: Yesterday was my last day of school! I'm finally out! This means my LD rate will probably double like it did last year! This means I'll be at about 12-14 a month! Also, this dream features me doing three new skills! The Final Flash and the Angry Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z, and making portals! Enjoy!

Goals:
300 TOTY

Here I am. The loneliness of a modern day prison. It's no ordinary prison though. It's run by someone evil. An evil organization. People are captured and taken here by force. We work day in and day out. People are brain washed. It's fucking insanity. No way to escape. No way. It'd be a mere mistake to even think of it. I wouldn't be surprised if they could read our thoughts. So here I am, working in the outdoor smog and gloom with a few fellow classmates. We're sweating like pigs, some crying. I see Snow nearby. I go over to work by him. As we work, we talk about lucid dreaming. I tell him I had one a couple days ago(true fact). He's interested to hear so. After we are done discussing, I go back towards my original workspace. I don't wanna piss off the guards. That won't end well. I'm still thinking about what Snow and I talked about. I pass by a female classmate. Then, I pop. How the hell and when the hell did I get here?! I now become lucid without my dream signs(but now school is a DS cause it's summer)! Sweet! Time to get out of this hellhole! Ah, I now remember I have to do the 300 TOTY. Now, I see it's time to go in for lunch. Well, I rather not be interfered, so I go in. Inside, I go into a closet. I decide to turn-around into Thermopylae. It doesn't work. Shit! Come on!!! Intent! Intent! I fail again! Damn! Well, I need no interference. The guards are gonna be pissed if I'm missing. So, I go and sit down with some friends. I sit for a few minutes. Then, I finally loose it. REBELLION BITCHES!!!!! I get up. This room is half guards, half us. I run over to the guard side. I start punching down guards one by one. Good thing I'm training my self to do Martial Arts. I block some punch backs, then continue the beatings. Damn! Too many! I now start to fly. The guards don't seem the slightest bit amazed. Hm...here's some amazement. Hehehe...I get in my sideways Horse Stance. Let's see them take on the Kamehameha...hehehehehehe...
"KA...ME..." Now, some guards try to perform the Kamehameha! They all epically fail.
"HA...ME..." The guards begin to flee. Only to realize the door is locked.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Now, the giant blue blast comes out and blows up a shitload of guards. Impressive, a lot of them are still alive. Let's change that. I now put my arms out straight to my sides and my legs are in a V. I power up, and a yellow ki ball appears in both hands. Now I connect my arms and cup my hands to combine the two ki balls into one giant yellow ki ball. The guards look as if they're about to shit themselves.
"FINAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!! FLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" And now a fucking huge golden-yellow blast fires from my hands and vaporizes almost all the guards. Holy shit! The Final Flash really worked its wonders! Time to finish off these bastards. I get back in the sideways Horse Stance. I take my right arm to my side. I then cup my hand. The remaining guards have probably soiled themselves by now. They all have no choice but to sit back and it let hit them. "ANGRY KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!" I put my hand out and a yellow-golden blast fires out. It then kills the the remaining guards. Phew! That was intense. I now realize I have little time left. Shit! Well, no interefernces now! JAILBREAK! We are all freed now! We run out the door, which I blew up with the Final Flash. We're outside now. Okay, time to go to the Battle of Thermopylae! I hold my arm out and form my hand as if I'm going to do a shitty Karate Chop. I slowly move my arm down. I hope this will work! Now, I see a purplish line follow my hand. Yes! I made my first portal! I take my hands and open it. I loom in, to see no battle. Shit! Intent! Gotta think of the battle! I perform another portal opening. I see a battle going on! I walk in and the portal closes behind me. Well, time to kick ass and take...well...shit. I'm at the right place, but what the fuck?! These aren't the Spartans and the Persians!!!!! Shit!!!!! Then, one team readies its archers. Oh fuck!!!!! The archers open fire and the other team readies its shields. Luckily, the arrows all fly right over me. The other team lies down, shields over them. Damn, pretty big shields. The arrows hit the shields and all bounce off. Okay, I gotta go make another portal. Let's do this the right way this time. So, I start to step on the shielded people. I don't need anymore interference. As I walk on the shields, I awake. NO!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

I just noticed i wrote down another dream sometime ago. Possibly lucid, i don't remember.

Just organizing some of my notes.

"DVD/ game"
"I was on a mission to get information"
"Doesn't look like my own dream"
"Tentacles man/female"
"Charlie sheen was in it... :S" don't even like the ego-tripping mothefucka
"kwas lan is led zo/~ze" <=== i don't know what the hell i wrote down, gotta figure this out.
"Someone or something might have tried to prove a point to me"