non-lucid

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6th of January, 2012

I went back to school with Ben and had to buy a tie. After venturing around for a while, I saw this crazy fight between a psychic guy who had glowing eyes and this huge tank of a man. After a while they merged together to form one being and came after me. We were flying around the room fighting and shooting lightning at each other- it was really scary.

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At a theatre performance in this super ornace palace type place- all guilded walls and conices. I was watching the performance and then realised I wasn't wearing any clothes so I ran into the bathroom and hid. Eventually I realised I had to face my shame, so I snuck out but an Indian family wanted to thank me for helping them. They shook my hand and didn't really mention that I was butt naked at all.
At some point during the proceedings I found myself looking at a spiky roof. I tried to do a dream check and my hands were invisible, even though I could feel myself moving them. I tried to increase lucidity and get up, but was paralyzed. I could feel my dream body moving, but my vision was staying the same.I slowly began to realise that I actually had my eyes open in real life and was looking at my roof but was moving my dream body.

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31st of December, 2011

Final dreams of the year, and they were doozies! Not quite nightmares, but pretty dodgy.

I was at work trying to organise the best possible proposal for Nooks. I spent hours trying to organise a horse and carriage with a nice message printed on its numberplate. For some reason I chose to make a portion of the writing red which, when I finally got it all printed off looked crap. When I tried to change it, they told me they didn't have any spares and couldn't make any more. I wept my little heart out on the stairs for ages, screaming and hitting the pavement. Then I realised I hadn't even organised the carriage yet and decided to postpone the whole endeavour until tomorrow.

Later on, I was at a party where a whole bunch of nerdy guys got into a hilarious, dweeby fight. At the party, this one guy had a "vomit maker" on, which was basically a bunch of leather straps tied around his body that looked like they'd been there for years. He said it was to help him be a better Satanist as it always kept him feeling sick and angry. Of course.
I left the party and was approached by some guys who doused me in a flammable liquid and set me alight. I ran onto the grass but they had a whole field of sprinklers that kept shooting his stuff all over me and keeping me on fire. I dug down into the dirt to extinguish myself and eventually broke through into an awesome underground Minecraft area. It was huge and like a parallel world under the ground with blocky T-Rexes and stuff.
I remember just looking around in awe before the dream faded.

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Walking near the road where some firemen were giving a hands on demonstration of their truck. When he was opening a valve, one really badly cut his hand open and put a wrench on it to pinch the skin back together. I walked across the road where this guy on a moped was driving madly in the wrong direction, he skidded in front of this guy driving his tractor down the road and then hit the kerb and bailed off. He stood up and stared and me with crazy-ass ice addict eyes then charged at me as fast as he could and stabbed me in the stomach.

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23rd of November, 2011

I was watching/starring in some TV show called Melrose's Place. It was this really 90's sitcom about this monster chick named Melrose who had dreadlocks and wore cargo pants and was generally pretty awesome. She was like a person in a costume, or a muppet or something. But cooler looking.

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Tom Hanks and Rachel Weisz were sitting on an elephant. A narrator said "There was their world, and then three more..."
It was like a poster or a trailer for a cool sci-fi, drama, fantasy type movie, and when I woke up I thought it sounded pretty deep. Like a translation from old Indian scripture or something.

11/01/12
1. I was in my A-level history class, the only difference was that it was in my living room. This was really vivid and can’t believe I didn’t do an RC. But anyway we were all given laptops and were discussing the people in the class in our little groups. I decided to check DV on the laptop (Really surprised I didn’t become lucid here). The next thing I know I’m hanging upside down on the end of the table by my feet, I really don’t know how this happened. So I assumed I’d somehow managed to do it myself and carried on as normal, then my history teacher saw this and came over to see what was going on. Before I knew what was happening his hand came crashing down onto my leg making my feet lose their grip on the table and I fell on the ground. He then kicked me several times, shouting at me that I was wasting his time. I went and sat back down very hurt and he said to me “You can either stay here or you can go next door (my room) and work on your own.” I chose to work on my own but stayed in the room only to see him talking completely off topic so I called him a hypocrite and the dream ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

2. I was on the bus going home and the date was today (11/01/11 meaning that I was dreaming into the future!) Unfortunately I was too busy listening to my music to notice where we were (I usually get off at the last stop in my village, if I miss it then I end up in the next village) we went straight past my stop, but then for some reason the bus turned down my lane and when we got near to my house I noticed there were no bus stops for the bus to stop at. I looked again and there was about 50 all the way down the street. I got off the bus and looked in the direction of all the bus stop signs only to see all of my neighbours moving them off the path and behind hedges. I went into my house and looked at the clock, it said 9:45AM and I remembered that I had to meet up with a friend in the city 10 miles away. The dream then ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

3. A girl with black hair and a red top was telling me details about her first period and how she was in the cinema watching a film when it happened. Won’t go into full detail. Dream ended soon after. (Full dream- 1 point)
Fragments:
I was eating somebody else’s breakfast, I was sat in a kitchen with teenagers my age all around me. Next to the sink was a few dirty plates that needed washing. The teenagers were all sat on the worktops and on chairs near me. A fat woman was rushing around doing housework. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

I was buying a car, on one side of the car park was a small group of people and on the other side were 2 people. A fight broke out between them and I was in the middle, I don’t remember what happened in the confusion. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

I remember a boy of about 10 years old lighting a cigarette in a very weak and run down house and then leave. (Fragment- 0.5 points)

12/01/12
1. I got on an aeroplane and we accelerated down the runway. But it was too short and we weren’t going to make it. The wheels left the ground and we got about 30ft in the air as the end of the runway passed beneath us. Then we felt the aircraft descend again, I looked out of the window to see a forest beneath. I would see we didn’t have enough speed to maintain what little height so prepared for a crash landing. The next thing I saw was the forest around me and to my left a large electric fence, I noticed it had a hole in it so me and the 5 survivors climbed through. I then noticed the silence in the forest, it was not a good one. It was eerie and we all wanted to get out. Then I recognised the feeling from jurassic park and remembered that it was to do with dinosaurs. That was what the electric fence was for, then we looked up into a tree and saw a small soft toy sunshine. Then the dream ended. (Full dream- 1 point)

13/01/12
I remember running around my village and my brother was following me, I didn't like this so dived behind a telephone box. He still saw me but went straight past me, he was walking in the direction of the village shop. When I joined him about 5 minutes later I saw him sat outside with a few mates and a large fridge freezer. When he saw me he told me to look inside and when I did I saw it contained several large bottles of vodka. It didn't look like vodka though, it looked like milk. He urged me to have a bottle but I said no because I had to get home. The the dream ended (Full dream- 1 point)

TOTAL = 6.5 points for 3 nights

Mars

I am getting out of a car, going towards a school. I am talking with someone about Christmas stocking candy. I think there is significance in what we are saying, and there may possibly have been a big voice in the sky saying "stocking candy". I have the impression of something like that although I can't quite remember.

We go into the school, which turns out to be my old high school. We are getting ready to go on a field trip to the planet Mars. I decide to go to the library and find a book about Mars, preferably a science fiction story by Edgar Rice Burroughs (who wrote several series of science fiction stories that partially inspired Star Wars). The librarian shows me a small cart of books, which seems to be the only books that one can check out. There are lots of books on the other book shelves, but we don't seem to be able to check out those.

I walk down the aisles, which turn into the aisles of some store. There is shiny tinsle on some of the shelves, and other Christmas like things. As I continue walking, I find myself outside, following a small creek. I am in a kayak on the creek. As I paddle, the creek widens out. It looks familiar in a way, and I realize it is the upper end of a small river that runs into a nearby lake. I have a feeling that there may be a waterfall up ahead, so I decide to beach my kayak and get out. I get out of the current, and look back the way I was headed. Sure enough, there is a large waterfall ahead. It is rather scary to look at, considering how close I was to it. I quickly pull myself to shore by a kind of plastic lining to the creek. I start to walk back to where I started, knowing that it will likely be a long walk. But it's better than getting killed.

1-9-12

All I can remember of my dream is that there was a small, sapient snake trying to bite my mom. The setting was back at my house, in front of the garage, and it was night. The snake was trying to poison my mom, but every time it sprang to strike, I would stomp on it, catching it just behind the head. Eventually I made a deal with the snake that it wouldn't come back if I could point out every constellation in the sky. It agreed.
I quickly ran back into the garage and flipped one of the light switches. Immediately, the stars became brighter and the lines of the constellations became lightly visible. Apparently, the deal was just that the constellations get pointed out, because the snake screeched "you're cheating!" or "I've been cheated!", implying that anyone could call out the constellations (which, obviously, everyone would now that the lines were there).

That's all I remember.


Note: I can never think of this dream without thinking of the last verse of Bride's "Kiss the Train":
In my sleep, I could feel the snake
Burning body until it ached
Signed my name in blood, dreamed of salvation
The morning will come, my love, without reservation

01/12/12

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
I am at a Walmart with my friend Alicia. We are looking through the store for nothing in particular, just browsing and chatting a bit. I look at a few items, I look at a couple of outfits that I think won't fit me and then I look at the reason why they won't fit… a display of cupcakes and cookies…

I think maybe I'll get a single cupcake that way it will be a onetime indulgence rather than something I keep doing over and over. I pick up the cupcake and without thinking about it I start eating. No one says anything to stop me and I finish it soon, absently tossing the wrapper in a trash can. Alicia and I go to the front to check out. I go to pay for my cupcake and I realize I threw the wrapper away… I have nothing left of it! What I am holding is two empty toilet paper tubes… um… I have no idea why I picked those up… but the cashier is giving me a strange look at the idea I am looking to pay for them. So I figure I'll just go throw them away while Alicia checks out. She has selected a couple items including shampoo and soap.

I go over to a trash can and toss the tubes in and then I do a double take. There is a huge stack of paper in there, it looks like someone emptied a file cabinet or something. It is not dirty with other trash and it is clearly recyclable. I grab a cart and take the paper out so I can put it in a recycle bin somewhere. I notice some of it is even blank, I can use that! I look back to make sure I have it all, I have taken a stack about a foot tall! There's a bit more paper, and someone threw away a perfectly good binder! There is also a school text book in there. It isn't one I have interest in, but why throw it away? Donate it to Good Will or something! I take the backpack, binder, and book out.

There is a bit more paper in there which I also take. Alicia is there beside me now asking what I am doing. I comment to her how wasteful people can be. The cashier who checked us out is also looking. I ask her if she can believe someone threw all that away instead of recycling and donating. She says she had thought the same thing when someone threw it in.

Alicia and I are walking back to my car, I am wondering how I am going to keep the paper from going all over the car. I decide I can put some of it in the backpack. I open the backpack and find a pair of sneakers in there that look brand new! I wonder if they will fit me… who would throw those away?! I am looking at the sneakers and thinking if they don't fit me, maybe they'll fit Alicia. I am about to try the shoes on when I wake up.

Nonna was showing me something in her bathroom. There were 3 jars filled with ashes. She told me they were her relatives, and that they all had a lot of problems when they were alive. She showed me a video. One guy had to wear a black mask because he had something wrong with his face. She gave it to me and for some reason I put it on. I took it off and we were in some kind of jail cell. There was a huge bed in the center, but the cell was small. Nonna told me she had to go out and she'd be back later. At first I was ok alone, but then I started to panic. I called out to her, but someone a few cells down told me to shut it. She came back and was really mad at me for yelling. I decided to make it up to her by painting the place. I met up with my brother nick and began painting the stairs outside the cell. We painted it with every color we had, from red to green to blue. It looked really bad. Then the stairs transformed back to the original white color.

Dream 1
I was on the planet Naboo in Star Wars Battlefront 2. I was following some Asian looking guy from college I think, I walked around the town square thingy and saw him ge tinto a coupe. Which transformed into a limo when it drove off and then back into a coupe.

Dream 2
I was with Kaley Cuoco (Penny from Big Bang Theory) and we had left the docks wherever they were. She had a Green Lantern power ring and some kind of rock which she gave me. I somehow kinda blacked out in the dream and awoke in college.

I walked around and notice that I had a Green Lantern ring.

12.01.2012

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream 1:

I was sitting on the top section of this random indoor stadium. There was a fat DC Female sitting to the right of people who had glasses on. A group of DCs headed down the stadium for something, and I asked the girl who was going against who. I forgot what she said specifically, but I said "Thank You" to her.



Dream 2:

I'm outside, and I see some really weird signs, one I thought was pretty normal, but ended up having altering images at second glance, and it looked like it was adult material. For some reason, I started to feel guilty because I didn't think I wanted people to know approved of the images on the long and thin poster board looking paper.

Dream 3:

I was waiting in a line that went all the way upstairs in a house. I don't know the purpose, but random crap was happening. As I move forward and got closer to the end of the floor upstairs, I turn around and see more random things like a person laying down and making weird expressions on their face.



Dream 4:

Apparently I'm in a church because in front of me, there was a small section for children for Sunday School. I didn't go in, I went to the left of the place I'm in and opened a large door. I go in and I see there's currently some singing going on at first.

I see a DC in front of me on a microphone who looks at me, but is too busy being in the moment to be distracted. Then I see the husband of said DC (let's call the guy Carl). Carl looked at me too, and I even smiled to tried to put my hand up to see if he would respond, but he looks at me just like his wife did in the dream.



I think when I went in to the left, there was someone who asked the children in Sunday school who was the one who opened the door, so I quickly went back and said it was me, but I don't think they really paid too much attention to that.

Then these images of Taboo Charming Mother started to come into my mind when I left the area for a while. Then the dream kind of does a time lapse where church has less people, and I go back to the left door to see that. Then I see more images of Taboo Charming Mother, and when I turn back, there's this elderly Black lady in a fancy and fluffy clothing.

Spoiler for NSFW (Well It's only a lady with a bra and panties for crying out loud; but just incase so someone won't think I'm posting porn or some stupid shit here; it's only a title cover anyway; YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED IF YOU DON'T LIKE BRAS AND PANTIES LOL):

We both meet and bump into each other and say "Sorry."

After those dreams, I stopped using the FIELD method and slept like normal.

Spoiler for Sex Orgy: There isn't anything other than a picture of a hotel room and what I did with the women:

Dream 5:

Let me tell you, this is about the only sensible random dream I've ever had in months where I wake up pretty fucking happy. And yes, I would remember a lot in this dream because what guy with a penis doesn't want to remember this????

I don't know where I was initially, but apparently I'm at some area where 5 women were following me to a hotel room.



4 of them were just the right sizes, and one was slightly chunky, but I didn't give two shits about that, those asses were about to get destroyed, demolished, degraded, deflowered...(then again they didn't look like virgins).

(Do you fucking know how rare I had a non-lucid sex orgy? Like...NEVER?!?!?! If this is going to bother you, well I'm sorry, this dream = fucking epic, despite some of it's flaws.)

I open the hotel room, the chunky lady is the bold one and asks "So what will we start it? Titty fuck, blowjob...?" I see a pretty huge bed to accomadate all of us. So out of extreme hornyness, I push the chunky lady in a playful manner where she's lying on the bed on her stomach giggling at my slight aggressive demeanor.

(Oh my fucking god....this is fucking incredible AHHHH FUCK THE FEELING IN THIS DREAM MAN! FUCKING EPIC...my fingers as I'm typing this shit? Twitching at the slutty and horrible things we were doing to each other). Seriously I'm laughing at the awesomness of the dream.

I believe there was another guy who comes in later on in the dream to help me (why the fuck would I need help though man, but whatever, I only have one dick anyway).

I didn't want to go ballistic on all of these women and possibly wake (despite it being non-lucid), so I asked them if they could show me how they are going to finger each other.

The reaction was pretty obvious, but I was basically acting like the little goody two-shoes kid who is oblivious on what a clitoris is.
I think one asked me if I was a virgin, and I had the expression of "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GOOD!"

The two random DC ladies were fingering each other, and I just sat there on the bed looking at how as her finger is going in and out, these small gushing sounds and their expressions was just so adorable.

Then one lady was deepthroating this random DC guy who joins in on the fun. It looked like it was her first time doing this shit because she asked someone, "Like this?"


Her lips were fucking perfect, the lip gloss and shit just made that moment sooo kinky. And the saliva, she was making a mini waterfall with spit that just turned me on. That bitch was on "GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK" activation mode or something.

Then after a while, I think I'm humping a female doggy style (mostly dry humping a female since I didn't feel anything; and mostly fucking the chunky lady, which I started to get pissed off that I don't recall fucking the other women; hey vagina is a vagina).

I see three lonely females just standing there with thier legs open ready for anything, and I'm as I'm riding this women, I'm like "Hey-*bang*--why--*bang*--don't--*bang*-you--*bang*--females--*bang*--have some--*bang*-fun--together???"

If I remember correctly, I was using peripheral vision to see that on my left, there was this purple object, but I was busy having pretend sex with the other lady. So I assumed it was a dildo, but three lonely ladies weren't using it.

They basically formed a triangle. One was on the bottom licking the pussy on her face while she her vagina makes contact with the one close to it, and the two crouching are kissing each other.

Then the next thing we did was a female on the bottom laying on her back, and the chunky lady laying on her back as well.

In my mind, I'm thinking, these women are stacking themselves, and this guy I think was fucking the bottom lady, again leaving the chunky women vacant. I didn't give a fuck, I charged after that woman and starting dry humping her too.

Then I think things change again and two ladies were 69ing each other. I just marvel and gaze at one of the lady's asshole and how it's gaping with excitement as her vagina is getting licked. I think I was on top of her back too, and somehow it didn't suffocate the one on the bottom.

Then on my left as I'm standing up of this small "pyramid" of sex we're having, I see my Blackberry Curve lighting up. I see a background image of Eva, which was exactly like the one I have for my phone.

Then I started to forget about the other females and woke up. Since only 4 females (after the triangle stunt they did) were being satisfied, I think I saw one blonde DC just laying on the back of the bed watching.

Then I woke up. FUCK! I could've done a DEILD, but at the same time, my dream recall would've been gone to shit if I had another dream, and I most definitely did not want to forget what I did. And Sorry for my random bursts of "LOLs" and hyped up expressions, it was truly something to cherish.

I drank a little alcohol last night and i think it may have affected my dreaming. I dont remember very much at all. What i do remember is dreaming of my old cajun friend talking to me about someone he wanted to call the police about. I agreed and conversed wiith him for a little while. Then, i was down town and i saw a police car coming with the passenger door open. My cajun friend was hanging on the door as they were riding down the road. I remember laughing and telling my friend and then it replayed a couple times. Its kinda coming back now. I also dreamed about being with my wife and driving down a road that was right up against a wood line on the right and rolling hills on the left. seeing kids playing on some equipment at a gate. thats about it.

This is by far my best-recalled dream since I started over a week ago, and was definitely the most interesting (if slightly disturbing).
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11/1/12
I am in some European country, probably Italy by the way it feels, with one of my best friends (Luke, an old rugby teammate), my dad, and my former head coach, Kiwi. [Rugby tour perhaps? My dad always used to love coming along and pioneering the drinking games]
The four of us are looking around some sort of touristy ornament shop when another close friend/teammate, Ant, and Luke's dad (also a former coach) walked in. Despite us all being friends, no one says hello to either of them (I didn't recognise them initially) and the atmosphere gets a bit tense.
Luke's dad asks why none of us didn't greet them before Ant looks at Luke with tears in his eyes. I knew instantly that Luke and betrayed him in some way, presumably over a girl. [Incidentally, earlier that waking day the three of us were commenting on a picture of the two of them, in which Ant's goofy grin ruins Luke's serious stare]
We all leave the shop and I discuss the situation with Kiwi as we walk through some ancient-looking ruins.

Later, I'm back in a hotel with my mum, dad and sister, as well as my old head of sixth form from school (who had morphed from Kiwi). A hotel staff member explains to my dad about damage to a note in the cupboard under my bed. He gets the note out and it's two pieces of crumpled lined paper, with what I explain are my shopping lists and one 'to do' list. [I had recently made both those lists at uni, and the bed resembled that of my uni room]
Strangely, my dad tells me not to worry about the 'rerun thing', which makes no sense but I know he's referring to the Ant and Luke situation (not that this makes it any more understandable) and asks me how much he should pay the hotel for the damage to this note. I realise everyone thinks I crumpled it by masturbating on the bed, of which I'm 100% innocent, but I'm too embarrassed to mention it, especially in front of my sister. Instead, I go along with it and tell him to pay £100.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I was in a big room, kind of like a meeting room in a church building. It had a lot of school desks in it. But the desks were all scattered about the room. There were a few standing closets or cabinets againts the walls. The room was lit with a kind of drab, greenish, fluorescent light.

A few people were in the room, kind of shuffling about. It was like something had just ended, possibly the rehearsal for some kind of sketch comedy team. At least a couple of people were famous. One of them looked like Pam from The Office. The other one may have looked like Jim.

The woman was standing at one of the closets, maybe rifling through a bunch of coats, looking for her own coat. The man was sitting at a desk, possibly writing on a sheet of paper.

The man and the woman were still in character, and they were improvising some lines back and forth with each other. They were kind of insulting each other in a flirting way.

At some point the man said something to defend himself or build himself up instead of insulting the woman. He somehow compared something he was doing to something a famous person (maybe Napoleon?) had done.

The woman answered with some kind of rhyme that was almost a song, and used history in a very precise way to shoot down what the man had just tried to make sound like a good thing. Everybody in the room started laughing, including the man.

(To bad I can't remember the joke! Ugh...)

There was another man standing at a closet that stood against the wall to the left of the woman, as she was facing her closet.

This other man was talking to somebody -- possibly me, but I'm not sure. He was saying how good the woman was at taking really slight cues at just a moment's notice and turning them into something really clever and hilarious.

Dream #2

I was probably in a bedroom. I was laying, or sitting in some really slouched position, on the floor. My back may have been against a wall. My legs felt crowded, as if I were right up against a bed or a TV stand that had a quilt over it. The light in the room was a nice, warm incandescent. The carpet may have been brown and kind of thick.

I looked down at my body. I was skinnier than usual -- probably too skinny. I was wearing a diaper, probably a Pull-Ups diaper with Dora the Explorer on it. The diaper was completely broken. So I wasn't really wearing it. It was mostly just laying on my crotch. I wore underwear over the diaper -- I'm not sure if they were boxer briefs, like I wear, or some kind of panties.

I had an erection, and I needed to pee. I may have thought at first that I should just pee in the diaper. But I knew that would be a dumb idea. The diaper was totally broken. My pee would probably just go all over the place.

I'm either dreaming or having HI of some small brown skeleto walking towards me on my bed. I don't know how I know but it feels like I'm in my from Cali. Anyway I have a ps3 controller and I'm pressing the right trigger to kill it, and nothing is happening. I break out of the dream, and immediately feel a tug. Dang it's not over. I don't even bother trying to get out of bed because I know it's going to be a full on struggle. I wait.,,nothing happens for a few minutes, and then I feel feet trampling through my bed. My body auto wakes up and I have chills all over me..fuck it's going to be a long night...probably due to stress. I relax and try to not think about the things that are on my mind.

I end up dreaming that I'm working in a store with S and some other people. She's datIng some guy who's treating her like crap and I asked her was it really worth choosing him over me...the scene changes before I get a reply.

I'm in an office and people are discussing all the things they did right as a company last year and the entire time I'm negative about what they say. They mention a safey rating and I tell them I'm going to die...there's a bit of sarcasm and screw it to the way I counter whatever they bring up.

I also remember going to a party...this happened befor all the sp.

30th of October, 2010

Humans had settled on Titan and turned it into a holiday destination. I'm not sure it was actually Titan, but that's what we called it and it was some distant moon, so we'll pretend.
We travelled there on this humungous mother ship and when we got off I just lay down and looked at the sky and yelled in utter joy.

This place was spectacular. Amazing. Totally alien yet utterly beautiful.
There were enormous super-highways high in the sky, which in itself was breathtaking; a hazy yellowish green with a constant red tinge. The selling point was the fact that this was a moon, and as such an enormous potion of the sky was filled with a planet that looked a lot like Earth.
I played around on Titan for a while, running through the beautifully architectured streets and incorporated rivers of shimmering liquid. All around people were driving strange automobiles and most tourists were walking around in just as much awe as myself. I played hide and seek with some locals.

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I sold my car and while on a train saw a huge (I’m noticing while writing this that a lot of things in my dreams are described as “huge”- I need a new adjective) alien ship in the sky and started shouting about it in panic. We turned a corner and saw a while city was under attack. In the city, police were trying to keep order but people were mutating into these fierce alien monsters. I got chased by mutants who were tearing people apart left right and centre before running back to the place where I sold my car- a strange workshop with a big lift in the centre. I went down the lift into a bunker that was built into the side of a mountain, kind of like those pillboxes that machine gunners sat in during WWI, except several hundred meters off the ground. There I listened to the radio and heard about a resistance group.
While keeping guard with a bunch of new additions to the group, a helicopter came. We weren’t sure what it was so we hid. My friend threw a grenade at them before we realised they were the good guys. I got in this giant plasma gun and started firing into the valley. The alien ships came and caused the cliff to collapse so we jumped into these mech things and strode around tearing shit up.

It gets a bit hazy after that, except for the final revelation: The aliens turned out to be black people.