non-lucid

07/11/10

I go to Halifax. Nothing happens.

I'm downtown, trying to sell a lamp from my old apartment to a thrift shop. It's not worth ten bucks, but they give me about a hundred and fifty for it. I'm staring at it, wondering if I should buy it back, when an old woman swoops in and grabs it off the shelf.

I wander downtown, looking at other thrift stores for something in particular. I enter one store, and apparently it's a high school reunion (for my graduating class).

I hear that a bunch of illustrators just retired from their company. I see a flash of a marina. Light bounces off the farthest point, where a woman who used to be an illustrator lives. I decide I want her old job.

I talk to River, from Firefly. She tells me she was married at one point.

I'm back in the prairies. The ground is soaked, and some of the fields are flooded. I'm standing on dry ground, behind a dike that's keeping the flood waters out.

Back in Halifax. I'm part of a group that recreates classic photos and paintings in a modern setting. There are five of us arranged in a hallway; all of us are guys. At one point, we have to say our names for the video that's rolling.

"Okay, Anton!"

I take that as my cue, and repeat, "Anton" for the camera.

"Cut!" says our director.

"Anton, Anjon, John..." I mutter to myself, frowning. Odd. I can't remember my name.

Lamps. Scare Factor: 1.

I had 7 dreams last night! SEVEN!!! I remembered them all, too! I'm pleased. This is not my first DJ entry ever; I have about 35 on my phone and 15 on my real DJ. I'll put these in chronological order. (all were non-Lucid)

LOST: the experience! (dream 1)
This was the first dream of the night; but not the haziest. I was on this camp where some people were reenacting the TV show LOST. I saw mock-Kate, mock-Sayid, mock-Jin (who was in a lot of "pain"), and mock-Sun there. I ambled through and found this treehouse. I went inside and helped people work on it. There were annoying nails that I had to work on, and I kept complaining to no avail.

Then I went to the front of the camp and met a new boy. I forget what he looked like at all. My mom started making fun of him:
"Oh he's so cute! He's totally gonna fall in love with you, and by the end of the first day he's gonna be following you around and stumbling over everything!"

To test to see if she was right, We had to choose stalls. Much like the ones in golf. I took a spot diagonally from him, so he moved up to be with me. I smirk at this. and dream ends.

Dylan is Gay?!?! (dream 2)
My friend Dylan is a short guy. He's my best guyfriend. He makes an appearance in this dream (as you can see), which was the longest. This was my favourite dream of them all.

I was at a party in a very big house. Dylan came and met me there. He randomly said out of the blue (but not so loud) "Shawn. I think I'm gay."

"WHAT?!?!?!" I interjected, knowing quite well that he WASNT gay. He's liked three girls before. one of which was me. He replied with a long story of how he thought he was attracted to himself or something, and how he couldn't tell, but if he was gay that he'd completely accept it as it is and with dignity...

I blew up in his face. He WASn't and ISn't gay. I brought him to the basement, and told him how kids our age can get confused about our sexuality, and that it's totally normal to not be completely attracted to girls until a few years from now. I left him to figure out his sexuality in the basement.

Upstairs, I found my good friend Zac. He decided to show a movie he made. We all sat in front of the TV in a circle. I sat next to him, and then someone made me scootch away from him. But I had no idea what for, so I scootched back. Zac kicked me playfully, and I gave him a narrow-eyed "what?" look.

The movie started, on a TV that was actually not the one right in front of me. I didn't watch the movie, I just looked into the reflection of the TV at Zac. I then had an epiphany. I thought, or maybe I whispered, "Zac looks just like David only taller!" (this is not true. They look similar, but not that similar in real life.) The reflection of Zac turned into the reflection of David. He winked at me! And I couldn't stop myself from giggling. Zac, or David, laughed back at me. After the credits of the movie, me and Zac and some random DC's went out with us to a candy store.

He went in, saying "I want to use the scale!" for some reason. I walked in after him and when I did he turned and said "a foot!" and held up his hand in an L shape. This makes no sense.

I was going to leave with him, but I saw a candy that caught my eye. There was a selection called "Malfoy candy"! I wanted to buy some but didn't have money. I told my dad, who was buying stuff, "Look! Malfoy Chocolate!" The dream ended there. I woke at 5:00 and failed at WILDing. Next.

David Skipping (dream 3)
This dream started with me and my old friend Kate. She had transferred from my school (in real) to a new one because she didn't like our cafeteria. (true story) In this dream, she was back. and complaining about the Lunchroom. We were walking to lunch.

"I hate how theres so many flourescent squares everywhere and it's loud and smelly and... PUBLIC!"
"So? Aren't all cafeterias like that?"
"Not My school's!"
I rolled my eyes and sat at a lone table with her. Id sit with my friends but the table was full.

After lunch, I left Katie and ran out of the Lunchroom quickly, as to beat the crowd. David had the same idea. He was just in front of me and we walked. He didn't think anyone was around to see him, so he started skipping- no- FROLICKING down the hall. I skipped behind him and he turned around and stopped dead in his tracks like (oh crap! she saw that?!)

He narrowed his eyes at me and smirked, and I smirked right back at him. Just then, Victoria came running past. I yelled for her, but she didn't stop. David and I exchanged a glance, and I ran after her.
"VICTORIA!!" I screamed, a second and third time.

"Bwahahaha!" She looked back and kept running with her long legs. I was going to turn back to David and get to whatever class, but that dream ended.

Dogtower (dream 4)
This dream wasn't the shortest, but is SO hard to explain in words. I'll just leave it at that.

Amusement (dream 5)
In this, I was at an amusement park with my family. It was indoor and outdoor and had a big enclosure for things like go-karts. My dad bought an Icee that was 3/4 rootbeer, and 1/4 mountain dew. I tasted it. It was queer. and cold. This dream sort of fused with the next, but instead, the next was a waterpark.

Water (dream 6)
This was on the edge of a water park. Me and some guy, who looked sortof like daniel radcliffe but who sounded like David, were looking through a yearbook that had magical moving pictures. I was smart enough to ask this:
"Why are they moving?"
You'd think this would get me lucid, but it didn't. Instead, some lady said, "They have water in them" which was apparently good enough for me. The David-voice pointed out my friend Justine in the picture. She was sitting in a folding chair. Blinking. I ended the dream.

Train (dream 7)
This dream had me and another "some guy" at a train. We were about to board, when he handed me a sweet-tart heart. It was orange (my favourite) and said "kiss me" on it. He said "This one must be yours." I didn't know if he was being caring, knowing that I liked orange, or if he was being romantic and wanted me to kiss him. I looked at him puzzledly, and asked:

"Do you want me to?" He blushed.
I put my arms around his neck (he was taller than me) and went on my tippy toes and kissed his cheek. **GOAL in my sig!** His cheek felt stubbley. He was obviously too old for me. I think it might've been my dad, actually. XD END OF THE LAST DREAM! PHEW!

Key: Non-Lucid, Lucid, Commentary/Notes, Hypnagogic Hallucinations

I was a hero, or soon would be. Tasked with defeating the almighty Diablo atop his tower, I prepared for my quest. A magical bird warrior, Phoenix, had been sent to accompany me; offering both his companionship and some much needed combat experience.

Phoenix was a bright orange bird. His back and the rear of his wings were covered in a blue armour plating -- it appeared to be natural. I got the sense he was young for his species, but somehow very wise by comparison to myself. The journey ahead would be treacherous and I was glad that I didn't have to travel entirely alone.

We set off on our quest, and before we knew it we neared the top of Diablo's tower. Victory was within our grasp; all that was needed was to fell the demon.

I could see the sky as I walked along an exterior stairway leading to the flat circular roof above. It was dark and purple clouds swirled around menacingly. Occasionally there was a flash of what seemed like lightning, but there was no accompanying roar of thunder. Silence is all I heard. I grew anxious as I climbed the stair, but it was not warranted.

A man greeted me and was very quick to inform me that I needed to gain another 6,000,000 levels in order to defeat Diablo. In the distance, across the other side of the roof I could say the demon lying in wait. He was a fierce looking beast, not dissimilar in shape to a dragon with no wings, perhaps 60 or so feet in height as he stood on all fours. His skin was scaled and purple, and his head was horned and protected by a frontal dark grey layer of natural armour. I knew at that moment that despite the terrifying spectacle of the beast that lay in wait, I would train longer and harder than ever before and return to slay the beast after gaining another 6,000,000 levels...

Phoenix and I returned to the world below. We had not completed our goal, but we knew exactly what we had to do. Waiting for us was another bird-like creature. His name was Garr and he bore a striking resemblance to my companion, Phoenix. Unlike Phoenix however, his armour plating was much thicker and covered a greater amounts of his body, including parts of his face. He looked strong and stood proudly on his legs, which were unusually muscular. Phoenix on the other hand flew everywhere and rarely stood up right like this other bird creature.

The two birds spoke for a while. I gathered that Garr was Phoenix' father. Somehow I sensed that Garr was a great warrior, and was disappointed with his sons failure. I requested that Garr join with us on our next trip up through Diablo's tower.

We left for the tower again and again it seemed like we were immediately climbing up the stairs to the final confrontation. I felt stronger now. I had surely gained more than 6,000,000 levels in the time since I was last hear -- I could feel it.

The same man was there and he told me that I was still a few levels short. I was having none of it though and decided to take on Diablo now. I knew I was ready...

And then, as with all my favourite dreams, it ended prematurely. I wish my dreams had proper resolutions, especially when they follow a narrative that is stricter than usual.

11/07/10 - I normally only record dreams that I can remember in full detail, but this one was so weird, I thought I'd write it down even though there are blanks. So the first thing I remember is being at my boyfriends house in his room. His dad walks in and tells us the cat just had kittens (in reality they don't even have a cat!) and he brought them in to show us. Michael asked if I'd like to hold one of them. Of course I did, they were ever so tiny and extremely cute! They didn't look newborn, I'd say they looked about 2 or 3 weeks old. My boyfriend picked up the light gray and black tabby and placed it in my hand. As he did, the cat started to poo all over me! I was freaking out, but not in an over reacting way. My boyfriend and his dad were laughing at me because I'd closed my eyes and was saying 'I don't wona look, its gone everywhere!' Eventually My boyfriend took the kitten off me so I could get cleaned up.

The next thing I remember, I was at work, but it wasn't my normal place of work (the cinema) I was at a theme park and my job was to clean / keep the track of a roller coaster clear every time it had gone past. The part I had to clean was under a tunnel, which would shake every time the roller coaster went past. It was really loud. The area manager from the cinema turned up at one point. He came over to talk to me and I thought he was going to have a go at me for something, as he normally does, but he was laughing and joking with me. I could hardly believe it! He was saying how he got pooed on by a bird earlier in the day, so I was telling him about the kitten.

After that, I'm at home, with my boyfriend. (We don't live together yet, we were both just at my house.) I was pregnant! But I didn't look it. My tummy wasn't big, and I didn't feel anything either. I walk into the kitchen and I have the baby. But I don't give birth to it or anything, I just.. have it. It was a boy, and it was tiny! Length wise, it was about the size of a jumbo sausage roll. It took a few seconds for it to start breathing. It didn't cry at all. Its eyes were so big and blue and he just kept looking at me, I'd never seen anything so beautiful in my life. I took it into the living room to show to my boyfriend and remember saying 'That wasnt bad at all.' It was as if I'd given birth to it without being in labor. I felt no different at all. I also remember asking my boyfriend 'Do you think I'll still get labor pains later on?' He replied 'Yeah probably.' So I felt kinda worried about that. I noticed that the umbilical cord was still attached to me and the baby. I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to cut it, but he was worried because he didn't know how. He said 'Just try pulling it at the ends.' I tried it and it just detached from us both, a bit like taking a hose pipe off a tap. I was then panicing because I imagined the baby would be hungry and I didn't have a clue how to make a bottle of milk. There was powdered baby milk in the kitchen, but it didn't indicate on the tin how much to mix with water or how warm to make it or anything like that. And the baby bottle was in about 6 different pieces and I didn't have a clue how to put it together. I didn't know where my mum was to ask her, we were the only two in the house, well three if you include the baby. Any other dream I've ever had where I was pregnant or I had kids has always freaked me out. In the dream I always felt like I didn't want to be pregnant, I didn't want to have kids, I wasn't ready. But this one didn't seem that bad for some reason. Strange, as I'm not big on the idea of having kids at all.

I just remembered this as I was walking home.

07/10/10

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.

The first time I woke up last night, I had such a feeling of contentment and happiness that it was unreal. I couldn't remember the dream that I had, but the feeling followed me throughout the day.

In another dream, I was cradling a piece of wood in my hands. A little piece of the wood was on fire, but the rest wasn't catching. I had to keep the flame going.

I order a DC to find me some kindling, so we can get the fire going properly. I maintain my focus on the spark, keeping the flame alive. The DC comes back with some bark and twigs, and I carefully set down my prize, and feed fuel into the fire.

At one point, the spark goes out, but I will it back into existence.

A Spark. Scare Factor: 1.

I had such a great night, guys. Still, this only slightly counts as a drunk post.

Happy feels like warm red dancing through the darkness.

10.07.2010

Going out with three ladies. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well... one of my low nights, but still good with some decent recall. Two dreams, one of them is a short fragment.
Second one:

My wife was in the dream.
I met three ladies and all three fell in love with me. One was White, other one was African American and the third one I think it was asian.
They wanted me to go for the night with them and sleep with all three. My wife did not knew the entire plot, but she was not very convinced about this.

I was in downtown and it was night. I went to a restaurant that was similar to a TGI Fridays, but the logo was black and read instead of regular.







They had a dragon inside sleeping. It was more like a giant boa rather than a dragon. I went back to met this ladies. The African American one was nude and tried to have sex with me.
I was in a hotel picking some stuff from my room to bring to these ladies. I exited the hotel and I was like in a mall. It was a huge three floor mall. It was morning now and I had to meet these ladies for breakfast. Before heading for breakfast, I met with a guy in his room. I told him about the odd Friday's banner I saw and purchased. These guy told me that it was other restaurant. He told me he had several branded shirts. He opened his closet and indeed he had. I recall he had several Pumas Soccer Team shirt.

I left and stepped to the third floor. The ladies were having a conversation about something. I joined and I had a plate with several pancakes. I was not hungry but I started to eat. After we finished, one of the ladies pulled a device that rated out breakfast. I was the lowest rated because I did not eat as much.
We were planning going to Canada to live and start a live all four together.

The scenery changed and I was playing cards with my regular friends, plus made up friends plus this ladies. We were rolling the dice for the teams.

I do not know if the following is from the same dream, I think so:

- Three pigs.
- I was throwing fireworks.
- Olive Oil Store.

I'm at a giant fourth of july festival/parade. I'm walking through this large aisle of people, around me are overweight american families in red white and blue. I'm looking for Donald. I have my dog with me and I let her off the leash and tell her to go find him. She can't find him.

I'm at a house, I go outside. There's this small punk girl with a mohawk I've met a few times. She's angry with me and I ask her why she doesn't like me. She says that it's because I didn't feed some starving people she saw a few days ago, and how can I be a real human worth knowing when I don't do my absolute best to take care of people better.

All I remember is something to do with pigs.

Actually, I remembered more but have forgotten now because I had to do some stuff as soon as I woke up so I didn't have time to write everything down straightaway :/

07/10/10

I'm an employee at a convenience store or pharmacy. I have to restock the book section; there are fewer books on the shelves every time I look back at them.

I grab a box from the back and open it up in the comics aisle. It occurs to me that I have no idea what went where, or even which books were out here to begin with. Rather than call my boss over such a trivial matter, I happily start arranging my own favorites on the shelf.

Oddly, the comic books seem to be about 15x15 inches across, and the shelves are sized to fit them. Even in the dream, I think this seems a little off.

Later, I find out that Quickton has enacted a new law: hair colour has been declared illegal. I immediately dye my hair blue.

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I'm at a lake. A girl dares me to swim under the dock and pick up a pebble she just dropped in. I jump into the water. Beneath the surface, it's perfectly clear, and I look around, exploring the caves and crevices that make up this underwater world. Finally, I grab the odd-coloured stone - it's pink or purple - and head back to the surface.

Standing with a group of people in the woods, I watch Dumbledore give a speech about a competition that's going to happen. It's similar to the Triwizard Tournament from the fourth book, but more people are involved. Each of the houses gets representation, and there are a whole bunch of different areas - including chess tournaments - that not everyone will be competing in. Furthermore, you can be selected to represent a house that you're not a part of.

I'm Harry Potter, and obviously, I'm in Gryffindor. I already know how the rest of the dream is going to turn out, though; I'm going to be chosen for Slytherin. There's no other possible outcome.

I observe Hermione freaking out over something, but I'm feeling very calm and cold, and so I leave her be. I'm much more interested in the competition.

Later, as myself, I talk to a family friend at the campground I spent most of my summers in. It's windy, and she's worried about their tents flying away. I tell her that the storm is about to get a lot worse. I know this because I'm from the future.

"Are you absolutely sure?"

"As long as I don't step on any butterflies."

Butterflies. Scare Factor: 1.

ETA: I took this as a sign that I should die my hair blue today. So I did.

Slept between 10:00am-2:30pm

Brief fragment involving theatre. I was watching a rehearsal of a musical and they were choreographing the dance moves to the songs.

False awakening, in which I thought to myself, "Better pinch my nose and see if I'm still asleep... *nose pinch* Huh, I can breathe. Means I'm not awake yet... *forced myself awake, nose pinch* That's better... Wait - fucking hell!"

Note: Tonight I really don't remember anything other than some fragments. My WILD successfully went to another training session with Vegeta, although the one difference here was that MoSh came with me. There were also a few other fragments, but they seemed pretty nonsensical and they were also non-lucid, but here is what I remember.

*Vegeta's Class*
My WILD started with me in my inner world. Instead of going directly to Vegeta's class, however, I opened a portal and stepped through into MoSh's inner world where I found myself looking at yet another unfamiliar house.

I wondered if the house really keeps changing or if my perception of it is screwed up for some reason. I paused to look at the different house for only a short time before going up to the front door and knocking on it. I surveyed the surrounding area while waiting for MoSh or Asuka to come to the door, noting that the rest of the area seemed to remain mostly consistent from one visit to the next one. The door opened and MoSh came out, he appeared ready to go. The big question was whether or not he was lucid and if he would remember any of this dream. Looking at the house one more time, I asked MoSh why his house kept changing. MoSh gave me a strange look as if he thought I was completely mental. I decided not to pursue the matter any further and opened a portal to my inner world just outside of Vegeta and Serena's house. Vegeta approached MoSh and me as soon as we exited the portal, seeming to survey both of us as we entered. He took a closer look at MoSh before saying we should get to training, he knew the exact thing MoSh needed to work on. As I have indicated, I don't remember the training itself very clearly, which Vegeta doesn't seem to see as a problem.

*Computer Fish*
I was at a computer store browsing various laptops that were on display. It wasn't myself that I was looking at laptops for, I was looking at the laptops for a friend, though I no longer remember the name of the friend. I poked around at a few laptops that I didn't think could be used for much more than paperweights, they were just too old and slow to be used for anything worthwhile. Even the internet would run at a snail's pace on one of those. I wondered why the computer store I was in even bothered keeping those old dinosaurs on display at all. After searching for what seemed like forever I finally found one computer hidden in the back corner that looked like it was at least somewhat decent. I knew the friend I was shopping for didn't need a top of the line model, but he did want to be able to surf the internet at a decent rate and maybe have a couple other applications running at the same time without crashing the whole system. The computer was password protected, so I started entering guesses until a salesperson came over and gave me the correct code. But now the computer was stuck at a fish screen saver…

The screen saver was teeming with fish of all colors and sizes; I quickly became distracted from my computer shopping as I manipulated the screen saver to produce more and more outrageous fish on the screen. The salesperson came back and said the computer was for serious customers only and asked me to leave. I knew how to modify the screen saver now, so I thought I could continue playing with it on my home computer.


*Indestructible*
I was walking with my friend Alicia down a dark and creepy alley. A light on the back of a building flickered and went out as Alicia and I passed it; I couldn't help but wonder what we were coming this way for at all. The alley way wasn't really much of a shortcut, shaving only a very short distance off of our trip, and it was very creepy.

We were near the end of the alley when several big thugs stepped out of the shadows and boxed Alicia and me in. Alicia was hiding behind me and whimpering, clearly afraid of what the goons might have in mind. The dim light from the moon reflected off of a blade that one of the men was holding up to show us. He said if we handed over all of our money and jewelry then no one would get hurt. One of the other goons stepped forward and accepted Alicia's purse as she willingly handed it over. Checking my pockets, I realized I didn't have any money or any valuables at all on me. My purse was at home on my bed where I had forgotten to pick it up before leaving to meet Alicia at the park. When I told the thugs this, however, they didn't seem to believe me. The look on the face of the goon in front of me could have curdled milk as he came forward and said he would have either my money or my blood. When I told him I didn't have any money he motioned to the other goons who grabbed my arms while he drove his blade into my stomach all the way up to the hilt. I reflexively doubled over in anticipation of pain, but the pain didn't come. The thug did a double take at the confused look I gave him and stabbed me several more times. No pain, no weakness, no nothing. I started laughing at the man, asking him if that was really the best he could do. He stabbed me in the chest several times, then proceeded to stab his buddy on my right as if thinking somehow the knife wasn't working properly. His buddy fell over, bleeding with a shocked look on his face, bleeding out right in front of us. A look of terror crossed the thug's face as he turned his back and ran down the alley screaming like a little girl, leaving his other buddy still looking perplexed.

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I fade in to a dream. A group of five guys my own age (about 19-20 years old) are walking away from my apartment as I'm walking towards it. I notice each one of them carrying a signal item from our house as they casually walk past me. They obviously do not know who I am. They items they are carrying are a banjo, a keyboard, a guitar, an Xbox 360, and my roommate's orange bicycle.

Once they are past me, I immediately turn around and slam that guy with the banjo in the back of my head with my fist. A fast-forwarded fight results. Once I take control, I am informed they all passed the stolen items off to a sixth person and that he was already on his way to sell them.

Frustrated and desperate, I start to grab each guy individually and pin them underneath several motorcycles from the parking lot of the bar we are now standing in front of. I decide I will keep them trapped there until I get all my stuff back.

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The dream fades in very faintly. I leave my dorm room and head towards the lecture halls in search of a bathroom. Turning in towards an open door, I notice the room is filled with students and their parents sitting and socializing as though the class hadn't yet begun. I walk to the back of the room, where the teacher is seated, shuffling through papers.

"Mind if I use the bathroom?" I ask.

He looks me in the eye and asks me straight out if I am stoned. Immediately I respond, "How about I pee on your face?" The room fills with laughter as I explain to the instructor's shocked face "If you have no problem asking if I am stoned in front of an entire classroom, then you certainly shouldn't have a problem with me asking to pee on your face."

At this, he stands up and directs to the corner of the room where we meet with my friend Victoria. He proceeds to ask me a series of questions to determine if I would be a suitable candidate for his advanced music classes. For the first question he asked me to identify the significance of a several sets of numbers divided by colons. Victoria tries to answer in my place, but the teacher glares at her. I answer, time signatures. The second question he asks is more of a riddle than a question.

"What is an abused ukulele?"

"A cello!"

He seemed thoroughly impressed and dismisses his class and myself. I walk back to my dorm room and run into my in-dream neighbor. In order to open our locked doors we must fuck them, as though the keyhole is a vagina and my penis is the key. It feels great and we both continue to fuck our keyholes for several minutes, never climaxing. I open to door to find a gigantic mess of puke and blood. The door and room are the size of a crawlspace, but in a desperate panic to save my roommate I crawl in until I realize he isn't inside. I look out the door and see him half asleep under a bed in the common area.

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Fragment
My mouth rotted. I brushed my teeth like a crazy person, and it went away, but when I looked in the mirror my face was covered in green spots.
Yuck.

Picnic at school
I had joined a group. It was sort of like being vegetarian, only you weren't allowed to wear cotton. I was getting ready for school, but I was having issues finding cotton-free pants. Apparently I hadn't thought this through very well beforehand. I went to the bathroom and saw that Gracie was eating our of the litter box and pooing in the tub (which we had two of, for some reason). This was quite aggravating.

I went to school. B asked me why I was freaking out about the summer homework since we had all summer to do it. She bragged for a while about her amazing planning skills and how she wasn't freaking out because she knew exactly when she would do the homework. I told her that a month can go by really quickly, thinking of lucid dreaming. (I try to have at least 5 lucids per month, and often find myself near the end of the month with only a couple because up until then I'd thought I had plenty of time.) Apparently we needed a pass so we would be allowed to go to class, but I'd been absent the day before so I didn't have one. B asked me to go on a picnic with her family. I wondered why she wasn't going to class, but then figured she had a prep.

On the way to where we were going to have the picnic, I met up with a group of people who acted like they knew me and we were friends, but I'd never seen them before. They took my phone and walked off. I wondered if I would ever get it back, seeing as I didn't really know them. Then I saw that my friend A was with them, so at least I'd be able to track her down.

I went to a field, where B and her family were setting up for their picnic. We moved some chairs so they would be around a table and sat down.

Dolphins! (DEILD)
I decided to DEILD, and found myself back at the field where we'd been eating lunch, only now it was underwater. There was calm music playing. I was lying down on the grass, waiting until I was sure the dream was stable before I moved. A dolphin swam by and up to the surface. The dream looked like 3D video game graphics. Decent ones, but obviously fake. I think I briefly became a dolphin and swam to the surface before waking up.

Skiing on Pavement (DEILD)
I'd intended to go back to dolphin land, but instead I ended up on a ski slope with a road on one side and a city on the other. I was skiing uphill, so I turned around. Once again, it all looked animated. I looked at a dog running along the road, then stopped and looked down at the snow. When I looked back at the dog, it was like real life. I kept going. Someone said that this was Tokyo, and even though it looked nothing like Tokyo, I thought, Good, that means I'm already in Japan. Then I realized that I was just going to open a portal anyway, so it didn't matter where I was.

I was a series of swimming pools on my right, which looked epic. I jumped, using my skis to launch myself. It was awesome. I hovered at around tree level near the pools. There were several big, circular robot things in the water having a race and shooting at each other. I decided to ski past on the concrete. Although it was a restricted area, no one seemed to notice until they looked at the finish line pictures. "Wow, how did someone get up this high?" I heard one of them ask. "We should find this person!"

Idiots, I thought. Now what else was I going to do? Oh right, light sabers!!!

Just shoot the kids (DEILD)
I was lying down on the floor, looking out the window at some plants. Again, the visuals were crappy and music was playing. I didn't want to risk moving, but I could hear voices behind me. My POV turned around on its own, and I saw a mother pointing a cardboard gun at her daughter. The mother was threatening to shoot her daughter on the left. The daughter shouted "nooo!" and I wondered what was wrong with that mom until I realized that they were just kidding around.

Two frags before the one dream I really remember.
~Some singer was making a music video outside my house. We had to drive her somewhere, and she gave me her autograph.
~There was a crocodile at my house. A friend of mine was there, and we were supposed to be taking care of it. It kept biting me. It felt like a puppy bite. "Sam, take this crocodile," I said. "Hold on, I just--" "SAM, THIS CROCODILE IS EATING MY ARM."

Then the one I can actually remember.

~I'm in my room at my grandma's house. There are people walking around. Some guy wants to fence me. I take out a fencing sword thing... I don't know what they're called. Anyways, we fence, I beat him, we fence again, I beat him again, and he gets really ticked off. Some guy dressed like a prince comes in and pushes him away before he punches me. The prince guy was dressed like Prince Edward from Enchanted, only his clothes were light purple.

I go downstairs, and there are people walking around down there, too. A guy is strangling someone, and he looks at me when I go by. I run back upstairs. The fencing guy is waiting for me. He jumps at me with his hands out like he's going to grab my neck, but just slams me against the wall with one hand and starts stabbing me with the fencing sword with the other hand. The prince guy pulls him away again. A girl with a sewing needle and thread rushes up and says, "If we don't get that closed up soon, there's a good chance that (???) will (???) (???) and you'll die."

She starts stictching my neck with the needle and thread. She shoves the needle in and yanks it out, not trying in the least to be gentle. I scream a little the first time she does it, because it hurts. She gives me a few more stitches, and it hurts less and less each time.

I go back downstairs and outside, and there are quite a few people around. They all hate fencing guy. He comes up behind me and slams me in the head with his fist, then sics a dog on me. It bites my leg, but that doesn't hurt. Fencing guy tries to beat up some little kids, but their parents get him to go away, and I just sit with a group of people for a while.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to camp for a week, so I'll probably have some interesting dreams when I come back... I just hope I don't yell in my sleep and wake everyone in my cabin up like last year.